This week, after a 20-minute long intro in which the boys roleplay interviewing for jobs, Joe and Andrew discuss their relationship to touch. Later, Andrew makes a shocking revelation that could change the duo forever.Bonus episodes every Frid

Blacking Out At House Of Yes

13 days ago 1h 10m

Get in the sprinter van and get your neon facepaint, we're celebrating birthdays this week. After a quick catchup about Andrew's 28th, a Joechella power hour, and an extensive discussion on Nikki Blonsky, travel back in time to prehistoric 2018

Does It Get Better? ft. Trixie Mattel

20 days ago 1h 10m

Celebrate our 2-year-anniversary with World Famous Drag Queen: Trixie Mattel! Hang onto your wigs as we unpack Joe and Andrew's long-time yearning to be drag queens, Trixie's views on podcasters, the concept of cacio e pepe, party and play, and

Double F's At Football Camp

27 days ago 1h 3m

Get even more personal with us with bonus episodes every Friday on Patreon!The boys discuss the summer going into 8th grade when they both signed up for football camp at Joe's future Catholic high school. After a day of trying their best to fi

April: Through The Years

Apr 17th, 2024 1h 7m

Get even more personal with us with bonus episodes every Friday on Patreon!Let's take it back to April: Through The Years. The boys discuss important April pop cultural anniversaries including movies like The Hannah Montana Movie and Ella Ench

Body Hair, Saunas, & Colonics

Apr 10th, 2024 1h 6m

Get even more personal with us with bonus episodes every Friday on Patreon!This week join us on a retrospective through the hairy times of puberty and all that comes after it. from pube-plucking to eyebrow threading to back waxing. Plus, take

Why Don't I Fit In With The Gays?

Apr 3rd, 2024 1h 5m

Get even more personal with us with bonus episodes every Friday on Patreon!This week, the boys put on their professor hats and answer their own early-20s question: "Why Don't I Fit In With Gays?" Let's get deeply introspective about the plight

Trying To Die On Purpose In Australia

Mar 27th, 2024 1h 10m

Get even more personal with us with bonus episodes every Friday on Patreon!Prepare to have your bones chilled as Andrew tells what he believes is a fun and silly story about his study abroad experience in our favorite country: Australia.

How To Love Yourself Even Though You Had Ugly Bangs

Mar 20th, 2024 1h 3m

This week we let the listeners behind the microphones for a riveting Q&A running the mental and emotional gamut of the human experience. [Video will be returning to Spotify soon-- until then, all episodes are on YouTube!]⁠Subscribe to Patreon

Bagpipes

Mar 13th, 2024 1h 5m

Subscribe to our Patreon for a new episode every single Friday! (This week we're taking you on an extended trip to the cafeteria)!Head to FACTORMEALS.com/GOODCHILDREN50 and use code GOODCHILDREN50 to get 50% off pre-prepared chef-crafted and

Four Idiot Girls (ft. Two Idiot Girls, Drew & Deison Afualo)

Mar 6th, 2024 1h 8m

Join us on Patreon for a new episode every week!Embrace the most embarrassing moments of your entire life with special guests and iconic sister duo Drew & Deison Afualo! From falling at your band concert to collapsing in front of kickline to P

Four Idiot Girls (ft. Two Idiot Girls, Drew & Deison Afualo)

Mar 6th, 2024 1h 8m

The Peanut Butter & Jelly Gang

Feb 28th, 2024 1h 8m

SUBSCRIBE TO OUR PATREON FOR A BONUS EPISODE EVERY FRIDAY!This week the boys bring it back to the basics with a manic conversation on extracurricular activities. Enjoy a trip back to high school and all the trauma that comes along with it: fr

The Top 10 Breakfast Cereals Ranked

Feb 21st, 2024 57m 38s

SUBSCRIBE TO OUR PATREON FOR A BONUS EPISODE EVERY FRIDAY!Head to FACTORMEALS.com/GOODCHILDREN50 and use code GOODCHILDREN50 to get 50% off pre-prepared chef-crafted and dietician-approved meals delivered right to your door. This week the b

Your Singing Voice Develops At 30

Feb 14th, 2024 1h 14m

SUBSCRIBE TO OUR PATREON FOR A BONUS EPISODE EVERY FRIDAY!This week the boys take a trip down memory lane to their very recent respective quarter-life crises. Whether you're selling international travel during a pandemic or editing videos for

100 First Dates

Feb 7th, 2024 1h 14m

Join us on Patreon for a bonus episode every single Friday!Gear up for Valentine's Day with the only Valentines you need this year: your favorite podcast duo. This week, the boys discuss the season of love, curbing your dog, Carrabba's Italian

I Watched A Snake Eat A Cow

Jan 31st, 2024 58m 6s

SUBSCRIBE TO OUR PATREON FOR A BONUS EPISODE EVERY FRIDAY!Break out your burn books because this week the boys are taking you to Northshore High for a look back on all things Mean Girls (gender neutral). From the classic film that shaped Amer

The Emancipation of Royal Hegyes

Jan 24th, 2024 1h 16m

Bonus episodes every Friday on Patreon!MYSTERIES! SECRETS! PHOTOSHOP! Sit down with Royal Hegyes for his first on-camera interview in ten years as the boys unpack what it means to truly reinvent themselves. Plus: return to Joe's 17th birthday

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See You Next Week!

Jan 16th, 2024 11m 25s

Even award-winning* podcasters make mistakes! There's no new episode this week but we can promise you the wait is worth it... a certain decade-long mystery is revealed in next week's episode (as well as a look back into the past as we discuss t

You Get To Exhale Now, Totino

Jan 10th, 2024 1h 2m

⁠BONUS EPISODE EVERY FRIDAY ON PATREON!Today's episode is NOT FOR OUR MOMS!!! Let's talk the myths and lore and facts and fiction about gay sex. Everything from douching in public bathrooms to shoving water bottles down our throats at the lunc

A Rise From Grace

Jan 3rd, 2024 1h 17m

⁠BONUS EPISODE EVERY FRIDAY ON PATREON!Who would win The Hunger Games? Who would win a figure skating competition? Who would die in a Shakespearean drama? All these questions and more are addressed in our first truly miscellaneous episode.

Well, It's Over (2023)

Dec 27th, 2023 1h 8m

BONUS EPISODE EVERY FRIDAY ON PATREON!Well it's over. Let's discuss our favorite parts of the past year, the most popular resolutions, and some of our biggest regrets.

How The Hell Did The Grinch Steal Christmas?

Dec 20th, 2023 1h

Subscribe to Patreon ⁠⁠for a brand new bonus episode every Friday and access to our community chat! After an agonizing three weeks of terrifying our beautiful good children with prosthetics and beating any subject relating to Christmas to an a

A Little Bit of TLC

Dec 14th, 2023 1h 2m

Subscribe to Patreon ⁠⁠for a brand new bonus episode every Friday and access to our community chat! The boys try to stay on theme this week by talking about TLC original series, but start with Lifetime original Dance Moms and then just decide

The Year Without a Santa Claws

Dec 14th, 2023 56m 27s

Subscribe to Patreon ⁠⁠for a brand new bonus episode every Friday and access to our community chat! JUMPSCARE! The boys are back for a very special episode of the podcast featuring YOU! After watching Andrew DIY his costume and a lively discus