hello my secret friends...here is another "ep" after a long hiatus from yours truly. I promise that is a special dedicated to 'horror' and not 'whores', despite what my slurred speaking mannerism may lead you to believeOpening music is Eric A

14 - Joe Dinner

Feb 1st, 2019 36m

Gary....you make no fuckin sense man...but you got some great weed

13 - Call of Duty: Pipeline Defender

Jan 1st, 2019 53m 32s

This episode was stitched together from the corpses of 2 inferior episodes. Oh well! Also, upon listening back I kind of sound like a rape apologist during the end of the first bit??? ignore that part my brain had a boo boo on it

12 - I Got Zapped to Peasant Times, But I'm Racist

Oct 27th, 2018 1h 3m

In this epic, Marvel-style crossover we get old classic Eli (the nice one) who is later joined by Spencer (meaner, more similar in appearance to a cube) to discuss new pitches in film and video games, and take part in a deep dive into the lore

11 - The Outdated Celebrity Content Special

Sep 24th, 2018 35m 20s

Man have you heard about that thing with Elon Musk? Talk about crazy! How about that wacky celebrity video from over 4 years ago? We like to keep it topical on hereLater in the episode my co host sends me some hentai and we do an analysis of

9 - A Family Restaurant

Jul 26th, 2018 46m 2s

This episode got me banned from 13 unrelated left-wing activism groups in Europe and 2 in America~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Audio used in this episode : KIDS REACT to Osama Bin Laden's Death - FBE on Youtube

5 - The Great Sport of Baseball

Jun 23rd, 2018 25m 20s

Alternate title: Eli and his magic genocide joke

8 - The WWG

Jun 23rd, 2018 49m 56s

I'm willing to apologize for going "so its like, so he's like, so then its like" a lot on this episode but I will not apologize for on-air audio of us drinking mike's hard lemonades