This is my first time so be gentle seems appropriate here.Anyway, I hope you like steam and stained glass and machines that aren't what they seem as we dip our toes into what you get when you combine steampunk and erotica. Today we are to

Ep 75 Lisa Frank Latent Brilliance

Aug 27th, 2018 1h 1m

Back in the Saddle AGAIN! We're back with a vengence baby, and what better way to start things off again than with a Chuck Tingle book! Today, Cody will review for the class Angry Man Pounded By The Fear Of His Latent Gayness Over A Dinosaur

The Third Anal Golden Lemon Bubble Butt Competition!

Aug 15th, 2018 57m 22s

That's right. This is the third Anal Golden Lemon Bubble Butt competition!Things are heating up! Then cooling down, then heating right the fuck back up again! This was recorded LIVE at Geelycon 2018 and thank you to all who attended!Firs

Ep 74 Bigfoot Big... Well, You Know

Jul 12th, 2018 54m 8s

Content Warning: This story included acts of drugged sex via an aphrodisiac flower. No one was drugged intentionally or with malicious intent, but they were still not sober/fully coherent. Guess what you nerds? Only one gd week until Geeklyc

Ep 73 Last Last Year

Jun 27th, 2018 1h 14m

This episode contains a small discussion on gender and gender identity. We aren't sure how we feel about the first story, as it's about a woman getting a beard, and the title is "Fetish". We can't make claims on what the author intended with th

Ep 72 Good Looks Good Books

Jun 12th, 2018 1h 10m

I have a bunch of gift cards, just sitting here, that I never use. I really should use them. Most of them have something like $5 or less on them. But hey, whatever, it's still free money. I just don't plan and so I forget to use them! Do you ev

Ep 71 Five. Five Dollar. Five Dollar Footlong

May 29th, 2018 1h 12m

It's the end of May and we all know what that means! Wait, actually I don't know. What does it mean? Will someone please tell me what the end of May means? I guess it means it's going to be June soon but ok? I dunno. Whatevs. There's an ep for

Ep 70 Corn Dildos (Need I Say More)

May 20th, 2018 1h 21m

Hello friends and family (family if you're reading this please turn back thank you). I hope you're all doing well! Today we read "Captain Future and the Corn Dildo From Outer Space" by Tabatha Houston. It is delightful and beautiful and you

Ep 69 NICE

Apr 30th, 2018 1h 16m

We all knew this was coming. Heh... cumming. Get it? NICE. Anyway, episode 69 is headed your way. So grab your partner, turn them around, get on top or I guess get on bottom depending on preferences, and go listen to us! We're taking a deep

Ep 68 Oedipus Rex

Apr 18th, 2018 1h 6m

Look. Look around you. What do you see? Anything sexy? I sure hope so. If not, then you should look in a mirror. Get it? Because you're sexy! Right, right??? Get it?!Content Warning: Bestiality, underage sexToday we read a book. The title

Ep 67 Vampires, Aliens, and Bears Oh My!

Apr 5th, 2018 1h 5m

Hi guys, are you having a good week so far? Oh, you aren't? Shit! I'm so sorry to hear that. Oh? No shit? Wow ok, well that was rude of him. HE DID WHAT?! Wait. Ok. Now that you explain it that makes more sense. It's still messed up, but defint

Ep 67 Vampires, Aliens, and Bears Oh My!

Apr 5th, 2018 1h 5m

Ep 66 The Sexy Side of Cryptocurrency

Mar 19th, 2018 1h 1m

Today we are spending the day at the apple store apparently? We're all fruits today, and we learn that a coconut is a fruit. Also a seed and a nut, so hey, that's great! I get the lovely opportunity to tell you all about a book that I hadn't

Ep 65 Start A New Pack With Us

Mar 11th, 2018 57m 41s

Content Warning: There is non-consensual sex described in this story.Welcome everyone back to the wonderful work of GLBB. You may be asking yourself why it's saturday and we still haven't uploaded. To that I would say "Uh you're reading the

Ep 64 Not Again Cody

Feb 19th, 2018 1h 18m

Content warning: There is physical and mental abuse depicted in this episode. It's sunday night and I'm getting yall some good good sexy content, up early for your enjoyment. Hole-some content that you'll love and cherish forever, I'm sure.

Ep 63 We Really Should Have Figured Out What We're Doing By Now

Feb 6th, 2018 55m 54s

I'm keeping this quick and short because I have to be in bed about 1 hour ago. Anyway I hope you enjoy the episode, and that it doesn't show too too clearly how unprepared we always are. This week we read "Taken by the Toaster" by Dick Thump

Ep 62 Onion Casserole

Jan 31st, 2018 1h 21m

Burritos or tacos? Which do you like better? If you don't like either of them, then what do you like? I personally like tacos better, but I understand that it's a personal preference. Also I peaked a lot so shut up. I'm gonna work on my mic

Ep 61 Nude Year, Nude Me

Jan 8th, 2018 1h 19m

Nude year, nude me! Oh hey that's actually probably a better title than what I have right now. I'm gonna change that. Ok, now it's all changed. Good. I hope each and every one of you had a good Fuckmas and a great Nude Year! In this episode