Convicts are coming to Greendale, on iPads on sticks on wheels. Jeff gets into a fight with a convict (in literal Battlebots form) and Britta throws a party with MORE THAN 8 GUESTS.

Meanwhile, we're watching the English Language melt and getting stuck on perpetual Zoom calls.

Don't forget to check out Sister Sheree Sauce as recommended by our first GOOD MORNING GREENDALE DOT COM BLUE subscriber, Ben (a different Ben) tiktok.com/@shabazsays/video/7189363989833452806

Ben gets a burrito. Mike gets stuck in the digital ether.