Paintball is not back. It could never be back, because it was banned. There's no way there's an underground paintball game going on at the school, because, and I can't stress this enough, it was banned.

Okay. Paintball happens, and the gang tries to figure out who stated it.

Meanwhile, we're talking about birthdays, IP addresses, and whether or not you need a VPN to protect yourself from robots. This episode is NOT sponsored by any VPNs! We burned that bridge.

Ben gets pretentious. Mike leans into balls.