Have you ever wanted a romantic comedy where two angry people scream at each other for 100 minutes? ...Really? You did? Well then have we got a movie for you!

Episode 52 - Detective Knight: Rogue

Mar 1st, 2024 37m 38s

We've been quite excited for the first installment of the Detective Knight trilogy, especially after reading that people seem to have affinity for them. Some weird meta twists and a surprisingly present Willis do help contribute to things so le

Episode 51 - Surrogates

Feb 16th, 2024 34m 15s

This episode, Sam and I get into a weirdly detailed conversation about all the ways the world of Surrogates makes no sense. It's a good thing because the movie itself does not provide a whole lot of things worth discussing.

Episode 50 - Die Hard 2: Die Harder

Feb 2nd, 2024 34m 39s

I didn't realize when we were recording that this is our 50th episode! Man...what a weird ride. Anyway we did Die Hard 2 with the intention of releasing it on Christmas Day which in retrospect was a lofty goal. Instead, here it is on Groundhog

Episode 49 - Fire with Fire

Jan 19th, 2024 32m 23s

Well due to last episode's weird error you now get a double dose of DTV. We're going back to the early days of this era with Fire with Fire. Can a stacked cast help elevate this one? ...actually yes it can!

Episode 48 - Survive the Game

Jan 5th, 2024 24m 4s

Hey so this episode was supposed to go live months ago and somehow...didn't? But it's going live now! It's time for another big ole dose of Chad Michael Murray and Bruce together!

Episode 47 - The Bonfire of the Vanities

Dec 22nd, 2023 30m 56s

Sam and I finally watched the movie that we have been dreading since this whole thing started. It's time to finally knock the notorious disaster, The Bonfire of the Vanities, off our list.

Episode 46 - Death Wish

Dec 8th, 2023 36m 7s

After a little bit of a hiatus, we are back with a vengeance! Wait...no that makes it seem like we're doing the third Die Hard movie. We're not. We're doing the Death Wish remake. Sorry! But you should still listen!

Episode 45 - Motherless Brooklyn

Sep 15th, 2023 34m 23s

A two and a half hour Edward Norton passion project that only features Willis for about five minutes? Hell yes let's gooooooooo!

Episode 44 - In Country

Sep 1st, 2023 32m 57s

The rare movie that neither of us had even heard of. Let's see what Bruce immediately followed Die Hard with. It's In Country!

Episode 43 - Wrong Place

Aug 18th, 2023 33m 29s

At this point I'm always a little happy to return to the world of the DTV movies. Too bad Wrong Place isn't as happy to see me as I was it.

Episode 42 - The Player

Aug 4th, 2023 34m 33s

Sometimes, for the sake of your art, you need to watch a two-hour movie where Bruce Willis only appears for 23 seconds. It's time for The Player!

Episode 41 - Moonrise Kingdom

Jul 21st, 2023 27m 49s

Back to the modern days and we get to once again experience the joys of comedy Bruce with Wes Anderson's Moonrise Kingdom!

Episode 40 - First Kill

Jul 7th, 2023 32m 43s

Ok after a lengthy break we are back and stronger than ever! And what an episode to welcome us back - a DTV movie with Hayden Christensen that we enjoy quite a bit!

Episode 39 - Last Man Standing

Apr 14th, 2023 33m 49s

Time for western Bruce! Kinda! Kinda Western Bruce! Also kinda Noir Bruce! And definitely murder Bruce! It's Last Man Standing!

Episode 38 - Mercury Rising

Mar 31st, 2023 31m 52s

It's time for Sam and I to both fill in another Willis 90's movie blindspot with Mercury Rising. It's...well there's some things to say about this one.

Episode 37 - Lay the Favorite

Mar 17th, 2023 35m 57s

It's the episode we've been dreading since day 1! It's time to watch Lay the Favorite, a movie we almost broke the rules for purely so we didn't have to watch it.

Episode 36 - The Last Boy Scout

Mar 3rd, 2023 35m 2s

Note this episode was recorded before the sad news of Bruce's diagnosis came out which is why it isn't mentioned at all.It's time for a return to the good ole days of 90's buddy cop movies! It's time to get quippy with The Last Boy Scout!

Episode 35 - 12 Monkeys

Feb 3rd, 2023 36m 15s

12 monkeys, those funky monkeys. 12 monkeys, those funky monkeys. 12 monkeys, those funky monkeys. 12 monkeys, those funky monkeys. 12 monkeys, those funky monkeys. 12 monkeys, those funky monkeys.

Episode 34 - White Elephant

Jan 20th, 2023 31m 58s

It feels like it has been forever but we are finally returning to the world of DTV action with White Elephant. Does an all star cast help elevate this one? ...actually yes! Hear us celebrate a DTV movie for once!

Episode 33 - Look Who's Talking Too

Jan 6th, 2023 29m 12s

Well...that was an awkward one. The chaos is immediately embraced on this one as we kick off by talking about a day that this didn't even go live and things just descend more and more into madness from there! It's time to wrap up the Look Who's

Episode 32 - Die Hard

Dec 23rd, 2022 42m 26s

We're breaking the schedule because we had to get this one out for the holidays! Sam watched Die Hard for the first time so we talk about Die Hard in the midst of a giant winter storm!

Episode 31 - North

Dec 16th, 2022 31m 53s

Well, at least we're getting a lot of the worst stuff out of the way. It's time for one of the most infamously hated movies of all time with North!

Episode 30 - A Day to Die

Dec 2nd, 2022 30m 33s

It's time for the most generically named movie in cinematic history! Bruce is back! Grillo is back! Kevin Dillon is here! It's a party!

Episode 29 - Look Who's Talking

Nov 18th, 2022 33m 33s

It's the episode Sam has dreaded more than any other episode! Even more than the DTV stuff. It's Willis as a talking baby and all her nightmares coming true.