The quarantine champs award goes to: the Foxworth kids! Four kids are locked in a cruel grandmother's attic after a selfish mother's husband dies and has no choice but to move back with abusive, rich family. Did I mention rich? Abuse is apparen

34: Sinister (2012)

Jan 28th, 2021 1h 1m

Anyone order a selfish true crime writer who puts their family in peril? Ah yes, WE DID! Listen in and help us unravel the mystery involved in entire families being murdered gruesomely and a true crime writer who will stop at nothing to uncover

33: Children of the Corn (1984)

Jan 19th, 2021 1h 2m

WOW WE HAVE BEEN GONE FOR A HOT SECOND. But fret not! We are coming back with a creepy kid movie! You know, because what better way to welcome ourselves back than by talking about a cult of killer kids. Anyway, welcome to Gatlin, Nebraska! Wher

32: Hatchet (2006)

Jul 28th, 2020 44m 24s

Get your 'gator gear and suit up for the Bayou! It's Mardi Gras and a few party animals get wild with a swamp boat tour along with some other tourists. Suddenly, they are surrounded by an urban legend who is actually very real...and very mad. L

31: Leatherface (2017)

Jul 21st, 2020 1h

Ok, ok...last one in the series, we SWEAR! This episode concludes our lengthy dive into the Texas Chainsaw Series! And boy, does it bang. Follow a group of misfits from a mental institution as they dodge crooked vigilante pigs (ahem, we mean co

30: Texas Chainsaw (2013)

Jul 15th, 2020 57m 49s

All aboard the trauma town train! A lost kin of the Sawyer family is on her way to get some truth about her heritage! Follow Heather and her dumb friends (oh, believe us, they are) as she encounters more than her gruesome family past within her

29: The Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning (2006)

Jul 8th, 2020 39m 42s

*WARNING* We have been experiencing some technical issues lately, so if this is hard to listen to, we are so sorry! Technology is not our friend...unlike Tinker in the third Texas Chainsaw film.In this heaping pile of trash cinema, we get to s

28: The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2003)

Jul 1st, 2020 58m 24s

It's the 1970's. Led Zeppelin is having a concert, and you have front row tickets! Too bad you picked up a hitchhiker and she ended up taking an early way out *insert awkward feelings here*. Find out what happens to these poor kids when they ju

27: Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Next Generation (1995)

Jun 26th, 2020 56m 18s

Leatherface is back! He shows up for a whole ten minutes! A couple of kids ditch their prom night to frolic in the woods. You *might* know what happens next. This film is mostly Renee Zellweger and Matthew McConauhey in their infancy of acting.

26: Leatherface: Texas Chainsaw Massacre 3 (1990)

Jun 16th, 2020 49m 27s

We are back with another sequel to the Texas Chainsaw Series! Get ready to watch a semi boring couple encounter Leatherface and family! Don't worry, Viggo Mortenson's in it! It's really not as bad as it sounds.Please visit us on Facebook at fa

25: The Texas Chainsaw Massacre Part 2 (1986)

Jun 3rd, 2020 35m 21s

Blast that Oingo Boingo, send in a request to Stretch from K-OKLA and prepare for one hell of a night! We are tackling the second part of the ongoing Texas Chainsaw series. Starring Dennis Hopper (who gave him a chainsaw, anyway?!) and Caroline

24: The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974)

May 27th, 2020 49m 56s

Tired of going to the grocery store? Why not dine with the Sawyer's tonight! They've got head cheese and...human BBQ. That's right, we are covering Tobe Hooper's famous masterpiece! This is a long journey, for the Texas Chainsaw films will be r

23: The Love Witch (2016)

May 19th, 2020 50m 17s

Well, hello 35mm film stock and totally 1960's vibes! Join us this week as we watch and digress The Love Witch, a perfect homage to the erupting "satanic panic" films created in the late 60's to early 70's. Make sure that winged liner is sharpe

22: The 'Burbs (1989)

Mar 18th, 2020 44m 48s

Welcome to Mayfield Place! A quiet street in a small, blooming neighborhood with a deadly secret. No, it's not the crochety old dude next door, but TWO old dudes and a kid who are suspected of being, well, murderers. Starring an all star cast a

21: Birdemic: Shock & Terror (2010)

Mar 10th, 2020 46m 21s

It's about birds, a lot of characters doing nothing, and basically an environmental documentary with the worse CGI of all time. This film didn't care, clearly, so we don't. We are being *nice* by saying this.Please visit us on Facebook at face

20: Cigarette Burns (2005)

Mar 3rd, 2020 49m 12s

We've talked about films that have inspired us, but we haven't talked about the ULTIMATE inspiration film, La Fin Absolu Du Mond, a fictional title shown in a horror short Cigarette Burns directed by John Carpenter as part of the Masters of Hor

19: The Undertaker and His Pals (1966)

Feb 26th, 2020 1h 8m

Welcome back! We are here to cut in, cut up and cut out! There's never been devils like us discussing a very rare diamond in the rough, Undertaker and His Pals! Join us as we rattle on about an evil undertaker who not only profits from death, b

18: The Movies That Shaped Us

Feb 19th, 2020 1h 12m

We know you love horror movies, but do you love US? Like, really love us? If so, get to know us a bit better by listening about the movies that shaped us as horror fans! We REALLY go off track in this one. You have been warned.Please visit us

17: Army of Darkness (1992) Evil Dead Trilogy Series!

Feb 11th, 2020 1h 10m

We're time traveling, back to 1300 AD, a time of simplicity, deadly sickness and you guessed it, DEADITES! Ash has made it through the time rift, thus he may destroy the evil! Or will he? Stick around as we nail this film down with bad jokes, b

16: Evil Dead II (1987) Evil Dead Trilogy Series!

Feb 4th, 2020 1h 14m

Wait, are we going back to the SAME cabin, also known as trauma town?! NOPE! Listen up as we dive into WHY Evil Dead II had to do a different recap before jumping into the wild ride that is this famous sequel! Keep that necronomicon close, it's

15: Evil Dead (1981) Evil Dead Trilogy Series!

Jan 29th, 2020 1h 3m

Today' book of the week: The Necronomicon! Available for reading at a desolate cabin surrounded by the EVIL DEAD! Listen up as we dive into Sam Raimi's masterpiece filled with blood, guts and the BEST claymation on this side of the Midwest. Pl

14: The Gingerdead Man (2005)

Jan 15th, 2020 52m 40s

Hope ya'll left room for dessert from last episode! We have something sweet coming your way. Homicidal cookie, anyone? Tune in and get your glass of milk, we're talking about The Gingerdead Man! Produced and directed by none other than Charles

13: Evil Bong (2006)

Jan 7th, 2020 59m 58s

New year, new laws...happy Legalization! In celebration of legalization of the good goods in Illinois, we dish into one of the greatest Full Moon Features out there: EVIL BONG! Grab your green, a bag of chips and your best sweats, because we ar

12: Gremlins (1984)

Dec 25th, 2019 1h 1m

What's cute, not allowed to get wet or feed after midnight and HATES sunlight? To your dismay, it's actually NOT us. We're talking about Gremlins! Tune in on some talk about the classic 80's creature feature! Gizmo not included. Neither is Core

11: Midsommar (2019)

Dec 18th, 2019 1h 46m

*WARNING - MAJOR SPOILERS AND TRIGGERS AHEAD* Pack your baggage (material AND emotional) and don't forget your flower crown! WE'RE GOING TO SWEDEN! Let's celebrate by making human sacrifices and taking a liesure trip TO TRAUMA TOWN. Strap in, f