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a podcast handle. Know I
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had spent the the seventy
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open flames going during these
3:01
records. Now I really do.
3:03
You really have a candle?
3:05
Good. Smells. Like
3:08
pineapples? Makes
3:10
my podcast taste amazing.
3:14
It's what are you eating Now
3:16
I'm finishing some applesauce I the
3:18
Woodhouse. This. Really is
3:20
a bonus episode. You're
3:23
eating on like you're eating apple sauce.
3:25
over. There was like one spoonful left
3:27
and know I just watch it. Sit
3:29
there, get dry. I'm weird. You know
3:31
what? that? we just recorded something else.
3:33
I guess I get why people know
3:35
he does. Recorded the the episode was
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Adam Reduce yeah, that went into the
3:40
mainframe. know how much after that? took
3:42
a little ten or fifteen minute break.
3:44
Him I had some applesauce but there
3:46
was a little bit lest. You. Know
3:48
so few people have time for
3:50
apple sauce of it's encouraging to
3:53
see you really make the time.
3:55
And raffles? Yes sir! I always
3:57
put a fifteen minute buffer between
3:59
records. Can have a little bit app spots.
4:01
I can't even remember the last time I bought apple
4:03
sauce. Why do you have it in the house? Does.
4:06
Hanukkah we had of or
4:08
lockers. it's it's a lot.
4:10
Get turned him in isn't
4:12
it? It's a like a
4:14
condiment. the. Austin.
4:17
If I'm not intentional about it,
4:20
will. You know it'll just like
4:22
migrate further back on the shelf in the
4:24
fridge and then. sometime. In August
4:26
I'll be like. Looking. For sauerkraut
4:28
or something and I'll I'll see the jar
4:31
and I'll be like a where's the sauerkraut
4:33
know, grab it, know, put out and it'll
4:35
be a science experiment and. I'll
4:37
be sad because I'm in all
4:39
this beautiful applesauce gone to waste.
4:42
What? A shame been have had your luck
4:44
as before I find them delicious, I'm
4:46
a good luck human, the do you
4:48
think applesauce as a crutch? A
4:51
bad like this like his. I'll just. Throw
4:53
some Sultan a lot and that's all I
4:55
need. An unneeded dipping sauce. Oh
4:57
mean like that's like asking is man
5:00
a as a crutch on a hamburgers
5:02
mustard? a crush on a hot dog?
5:04
It's just it's a it's a tradition
5:06
of condiment. Not everybody wants it, but
5:08
you know it's also smart frowned upon
5:10
as far as I can tell. Had
5:14
to emphasise. The
5:16
Jewish religion for you have
5:19
relatively new. Thing. For
5:21
you sir, over the course is your
5:23
life, I wonder if you're bringing any
5:25
of that son. Benjamin Our Harrison. Sign.
5:28
To it like when you plate last gets.
5:32
Said that you're doing that that dollop
5:34
of apple sauce and then like. Cutting
5:37
a spoon early to make some
5:39
fancy plating. oh I'm are making
5:41
like a canal. Assess Assess Assess
5:43
assess. Are you allowed to do
5:46
this and his allies? You never
5:48
been very good at plating. that's
5:50
what. like. I'm very confident cook
5:53
your piles later. but I don't.
5:55
Played beautifully and I never have.
5:58
So. i am embarrassed to say that I
6:00
just put out like a, you know, a
6:03
ramekin with sour
6:05
cream, a ramekin with the apple sauce
6:07
and then a plate with some smoked
6:09
salmon on it, you know. That
6:11
sounds nice. But
6:14
back to this pineapple candle.
6:17
Back to the pineapple candle, yeah. You claim
6:19
to have this. I do, yeah.
6:21
Can you show it to the camera so that the
6:23
people watching at home? I think it went out again.
6:26
It's about to go out. This
6:28
wick is sitting very low in the hot
6:31
wax. And
6:33
so I got to, I'm trying to
6:35
turn the wax around
6:37
in the glass to get it up, you know.
6:39
Get it up out of that wax. Is
6:42
that one of those candles that you- Oh, I
6:44
just, I put it out again. Damn it. I'm
6:46
just trying to have a special podcast time with
6:48
my friends. I have a candle that sets
6:50
the mood and I keep putting
6:52
it out like a fucking idiot. Does
6:58
the mood that that pineapple candle
7:00
sets imply that you and your wife
7:02
are open to swinging? Is
7:06
that the mood you're trying to set up?
7:09
Is that what pineapple candle means? I
7:11
mean upside down pineapple I think
7:13
is a subtle swinging signal. God,
7:17
now I gotta fish this thing out. The
7:19
problem is the wick got bent
7:23
and now it's just all, it's
7:25
bent like it got crushed in a car
7:27
door and
7:30
I can't unbend it. Here
7:32
we go. Ah, see now it keeps
7:34
falling over again. I find it
7:37
so counterintuitive how you get a candle
7:39
that has gone in that direction back
7:41
to good working order. Oh,
7:43
I'm really nursing this thing back to health. I
7:46
mean, except maybe I'm not. I'm
7:48
just gonna dump hot wax in my lap. That
7:51
is most definitely what's going to happen here. The
7:56
thing is, this studio smelled
7:59
for a long time. I'm. Like.
8:01
Old California house, right?
8:03
And. I've had candles going ever since
8:05
we moved in in order to alleviate
8:08
this problems. Because you don't? You don't
8:10
like that smell. To
8:12
school there Fred said Brian walked
8:15
in there the other day yeah
8:17
I remembered and was overcome with
8:19
happiness dell dick feelings when he
8:21
encountered. Old. California house smell. yeah
8:23
I didn't know this is a
8:25
thing. Evidently California houses smell like
8:27
California houses and I to great
8:30
umbrage with this is I wanted
8:32
to my house to smell like
8:34
pineapple candle. You really took that.
8:36
The runway. As. A
8:38
thick most things ssssss.
8:42
Are you insulting me in the
8:44
way my home smells? Just a
8:46
beloved friends who would never use
8:48
given have a very high compliment.
8:50
What I did de maya. Paper.
8:54
Fists did you hit the factory reset button
8:56
inside the candle or you're using a paperclip?
8:58
That's it. I'm do and I were going
9:00
to get this thing everywhere and then I
9:02
think we're going to be ready to get
9:05
into our episode. Been about gay as guess
9:07
I'm a note closely managers the things people
9:09
are going to go out or really chair
9:11
but at the bit to to hear us
9:13
yell at each other about the episode of
9:15
Star Trek the Original series here. so. Er
9:21
that's a nice that starting to smell
9:23
good are you working with was like
9:25
extend though lighters. oh yeah you get
9:28
the red one with the the very
9:30
long probe. I'll look at our great
9:32
this flame looks now now really were
9:34
really make it smells in the ambience
9:37
of this episode. Overall just went so
9:39
far up I can't believe it. You
9:41
gotta get yourself a podcast. Handle fans.
9:44
A kid believe you don't have one. I
9:46
don't like scented candles either. I don't like
9:49
the smell of candles. I like a bees
9:51
wax candle. That's the most smelly a candle
9:53
can get before. I. Get off board.
9:56
you and i are mostly in agreement on
9:58
i don't like things that Yeah,
10:00
like anything I'm a neutral smell
10:03
fan Every time yeah
10:06
except in the case of old California house
10:10
Get it out of here replace it
10:12
with pineapples pineapple motif That's
10:15
what I'm about the sick and
10:18
twisted truth is that all old
10:20
houses in California? Smell
10:22
like the aftermath of a
10:24
pineapple scented candle. Oh
10:27
no Yeah, so like it'll smell
10:29
like a pineapple scented candle But then when it
10:31
goes out it will only enhance the old California
10:34
house smell of your studio This
10:36
is some real looper shit like Past
10:39
me made old California
10:41
house smell here. Yeah through time
10:43
travel I'm travel that'll explain why
10:45
the present you has loaf to
10:47
make you look a little bit
10:50
like Bruce Willis Right Do
10:55
you want to get into a very horny
10:57
episode of Star Trek the original series? Oh,
11:00
yeah You know, that's the
11:02
real reason for the pineapple candle the episode. We're
11:04
here to discuss a linguistic
11:08
title twister that I
11:10
really have a hard time with it's Star
11:12
Trek the original series Season 3 episode 5
11:15
and I'm gonna try not to mess this
11:17
up. Is there in truth? No
11:20
beauty is there no truth
11:22
in beauty? See
11:24
is it in truth? No beauty because you
11:26
said it the other way. Is there no
11:28
truth in beauty? Did I do it wrong?
11:31
You did it wrong? Whoa,
11:33
this is what I was referring to
11:35
is there in truth. No beauty. Oh
11:37
because it's a like a the beholder
11:39
thing precisely Wow
11:43
Well, I guess we'll get into it
11:46
right after this theme music right
11:53
No, it's an uber trip
11:55
episode this time featuring the Medusans.
11:58
Yeah as the client species right?
12:01
See need a ride back to their home
12:03
planet and the Medusa and do not have
12:05
five stars? There's a warning on their file.
12:08
Said. I yearn. You're not supposed to
12:10
look directly at them because it will
12:12
drive you mad if you flip the
12:14
little rearview mirror saying like when there's
12:16
bright lights behind you he flips and
12:18
there is a medusa and the your
12:20
back seat and could you get away
12:22
with looking at a manner is even
12:24
then oh you'd wanna read thing over
12:26
your rearview mirror? Yeah like the plexiglas
12:29
that they are installed to prevent tovey
12:31
transmission would have to be tinted read
12:33
as. God what would you think
12:35
if you get in the back seat of
12:37
a ride sharing had a red partition a
12:39
sets a sex car isn't that. I would
12:41
think that they're driver might be a medusa
12:43
and I think this that but vulcans can
12:45
look at them so that was gay where
12:47
he beams on board and as a bunch
12:49
of their people standing around the transporter room
12:51
and like and larry's like what the hell
12:53
are you all doing here You should be
12:55
here. There's about the be a Medusa M
12:57
S. Have. No vote and even I
12:59
know that the system. So
13:02
yeah, but Vulcans can look at
13:04
them with glasses, right? Which is
13:06
why no one borrows the glasses.
13:08
It's there for Vulcans only, right?
13:10
The level of of security here
13:12
is that. Not. Only are the
13:14
vault is the Vulcan wearing glasses but also
13:16
the Medusa and is inside a box. So.
13:20
When the produce and beams aboard. In
13:22
this box. Next. To
13:24
Diana mold our playing Doctor
13:26
Jones. I know. I
13:29
did like. Spike doesn't even need to
13:32
be wearing these warehouses. Do you think
13:34
when you're a Vulcan of a certain
13:36
age you have Medusa and bifocals? ssssss
13:39
like you know those classes that like.
13:42
Oh, the transitions lenses were yeah,
13:44
oh, indoors. and yeah. Yeah.
13:47
I suffer the that whatever the chemical reaction
13:49
that's taking place in those glasses is is
13:51
too slow like if you're in the presence
13:54
of a Medusa. and and it takes the
13:56
like two or three seconds. You're. At
13:58
a nutter, it's a very cruz. Two or
14:00
three seconds their years. Two or three
14:03
seconds closer to madness. Yes, exactly. So
14:05
we're One interesting thing about a Doctor
14:07
Jones when she beams on board is
14:09
that she is not wearing these glasses.
14:12
Or she takes some off Right? Right?
14:14
Almost immediately she's wearing them and she
14:16
takes him off and gives a very
14:19
like half assed with long and Prosper
14:21
Han. Se
14:23
serially does that? Go and
14:25
check it. Mariners style such
14:27
you and prosper Innovation? Yeah,
14:30
Like the bow, You know? like that
14:32
you show respect and. Certain.
14:34
As far eastern cultures like giving a
14:36
really slight one, I feel like when
14:38
that doesn't spread the fingers. frank very
14:41
far apart. Six assists now I got.
14:44
I got sick now. but yes or
14:46
she greets Spock and that I don't
14:48
have. You had this problem: Adam, the
14:50
the Ambassador, the produce and who is
14:52
currently in this hexagonal box? It.
14:55
Sounded to me over and over again
14:57
like everybody in the episode had heard
14:59
the name spoken ones and was pretty
15:01
sure it was Carlos but they weren't
15:03
totally sure said they were kind of
15:05
they. They all said it had this
15:07
way where as ago little bit quick
15:09
and like they're trying to get past
15:11
the are part of the of the
15:13
sounds before anybody catches on that they
15:15
don't have one hundred percent confidence in
15:17
whether it's Carlos or something that sounds
15:19
similar to Carlos Mugham aboard Ambassador Cause
15:21
com salah com solace I run into
15:23
the cell the time and social situations.
15:25
Like you just ask for someone to repeat
15:27
their name once and that's it. I said
15:29
that the you don't get a third try
15:32
you'll get a severed run. The so if
15:34
the person telling you. Can have
15:36
says ambassador tell us. Fear
15:39
and you're just. it's up to you
15:41
at that point and years. Everybody on
15:43
the show is just like I'm hoping
15:45
that my sort of mid atlantic sixties
15:47
Tv accent ray has a soft enough
15:49
are that I can get away with
15:51
it not being totally clear what I'm
15:53
saying to me they are the ambassador
15:55
henceforth assist Assist. That's it. So.
15:58
Last spot. And the
16:01
doctor jones that the clear the hallways
16:03
like the the order goes out that
16:05
the hallways must be cleared and they
16:07
carry this box to a state room
16:09
where Ambassador Carlos is gonna hang out.
16:12
For the episode I looked up something.
16:14
then I did little bit of research
16:16
because I was like a look at
16:18
other carrying around the ambassador. he looks
16:21
like one of those old timey things
16:23
like in Egypt that you carry around
16:25
there. That. A prince or it
16:27
or whatever. Oh yes. Eclipse Killed. you know
16:30
that's called that? A sedan chair. What
16:32
I found was Palin Quinn. Oh
16:34
like where you get for people to
16:36
lift up a box or whatever and
16:38
then that's where the throne rides around
16:40
As yes I was getting thrown vibes
16:42
from this ambassador. Bucks yeah yeah it's
16:45
like a magnetic device that they put
16:47
on the top of it that gives
16:49
you handles that come off at a
16:51
forty five degree angle. would seems like
16:53
a very dangerous that of ergonomic this
16:55
for him. I completely agree. But
16:58
it is very ceremonial feeling the way
17:01
they carry the box and s as
17:03
they're walking down. These vacated hallways
17:05
in their read sunglasses. Spock is
17:07
very complimentary. The Doctor Jones has
17:10
been selected try and make his
17:12
mind blink with the Medusa And
17:14
because they offered him their job
17:16
and he turned bounced. Love!
17:19
This power moves. Assistance. Or
17:22
was unable to access my license. Hear
17:24
how I see gets a job that
17:27
wasn't good enough for me. Good
17:29
luck as be nice for your leg with a. S
17:32
he wants to say was up to
17:35
the ambassador and she's a little bit
17:37
touchy about this at first, but. Can't
17:40
really think of any pretext to
17:42
deny him. So. Sparse
17:44
gets to see what happens when you get
17:46
a little peek a boo inside the box.
17:49
When. They bring the ambassador to
17:51
their quarters and they set
17:53
the Medusa box on the
17:55
Medusa and. Pedestal.
17:59
this suggests that when they leave the Medusin
18:01
will get out of the box and kind
18:04
of use the things in the quarters, right?
18:06
Right. Yeah Oh like kind of
18:08
unpack the box and like put the clothes in
18:10
the in the dresser and tear
18:12
the toilet paper Rose off
18:14
and and the rest of it Yeah,
18:18
you don't want to be Ensign hospitality
18:20
or worse Ensign hazmat when
18:22
a Medusin checks out of
18:24
their stateroom Yeah, you
18:26
don't want to look directly at the sheets After
18:29
they're gone, it'll drive you mad Yeah But
18:32
weirdly if you look directly at the
18:34
sheets with the red filter on the
18:36
glasses it might show Something
18:38
else that will drive you mad Kirk
18:42
orders the ship underway at this point
18:44
after the Medusin gets comfy and
18:46
the Medusin planet they leave in the background Looks
18:49
pretty great does it looks really nice. I'm
18:51
not super clear on where this guy is
18:53
going by the end We see they they
18:55
meet up with them Medusin ship Yeah,
18:58
but uh, man looks
19:00
great down there. Yeah, looks like a nice place to
19:02
hang too bad No one can visit so
19:04
dr. Jones is a human
19:07
telepath who was trained like
19:10
a Vulcan I guess and there's
19:13
like a state dinner kind of vibe where
19:15
it's just her and a bunch of dudes
19:17
from ship and like
19:20
Kirk is laying it on pretty thick in
19:23
This scene to Miranda Jones the loveliest human
19:26
never to grace the starship I love how
19:28
the scene it starts when you think it's
19:30
just them Yeah, and the shots
19:32
get wider and you see like you
19:35
see the senior staff doing this in front
19:37
of his coworkers Are you kidding and then
19:40
finally it grows so wide that oh, yeah
19:42
Larry's here Larry
19:46
Marvick Larry Marvick
19:50
Which is like the Turkish movie
19:52
version of the Top Gun character
19:54
Maverick I
19:58
don't like you Marvick you're dangerous.
20:01
Dr. Jones thinks that the Itic
20:03
pins that Spock has worn
20:05
to this dinner is
20:08
a further insult of her, which
20:11
I guess he's using it as kind of
20:13
a flex that like, oh yeah,
20:15
I could mind link with the Medusin in my
20:19
sleep. I wouldn't need to try as
20:21
hard as a human telepath. This
20:23
is a scene that really draws a
20:25
bright line around the idea of Dr.
20:27
Jones not being a lot of fun.
20:29
She takes great umbrage with just about
20:32
everything. Well, I doubt that Mr. Spock
20:34
would don the most revered of all
20:36
Vulcan symbols merely to annoy
20:38
you, Dr. Jones. But I
20:40
guess who wouldn't when you're like
20:42
dodging cocks, you
20:45
know, during an entire dinner, like back
20:48
off. Diana Muldair is fully that
20:50
gif of hot dogs flying at
20:52
a woman's face in the scene.
20:55
Did you read about this Itic
20:57
pin? No, I did
20:59
not. This is a great Gene Roddenberry idea.
21:01
Gene's like, we need more merch. Wear
21:04
the Itic pin and then we can sell
21:06
it. Wow. And the people in production on
21:09
this episode were like, fuck that.
21:11
And Gene's like, no, seriously, like put it in
21:13
a bunch of shots. It'll be great. And
21:17
production's like, how about no?
21:21
And you basically get it for as much as
21:23
you get it, which is the bare minimum. But
21:25
like the whole idea is like the idea of
21:28
the pin itself is very cynical. I read. Dang.
21:30
I mean, it's like, like Masters
21:33
of the Universe toys, you know,
21:35
leading to the creation of the
21:37
He-Man show, like, sure. Commerce wag.
21:40
It's a very funny idea for like a pinko
21:43
like Gene Roddenberry to come up with.
21:45
Like, how are we going to make
21:47
more money off this thing? Yeah. No
21:49
one wears a pin at anyone. Yeah.
21:52
Dr. Jones. This shit, and her history,
21:54
will shortly become the clear. No, no, no,
21:56
no, no. The
22:03
conversations at this table are so strange
22:05
because McCoy, out of nowhere, is like,
22:07
you're so beautiful. Why would
22:09
you work with anyone? So ugly
22:12
and dangerous. And
22:14
then like, no one answers McCoy in
22:16
this moment. Kirk toasts Dr.
22:18
Jones. And then Dr. Jones doesn't
22:20
let that go. She's like, so
22:22
doctor, you work in medicine, don't
22:25
you? Aren't you familiar with the
22:27
grotesque and the wounded and so forth?
22:29
Yeah. Yeah. What makes you do that?
22:31
And Larry is like, I
22:34
just want to be clear. You're
22:36
talking about the Medusans, not me,
22:38
right? And then Dr.
22:40
Jones like gets schisms and she's like,
22:43
someone wants to murder the ambassador. And
22:46
she's totally seized by this moment. And
22:49
there's like follow up questions. But
22:51
the feeling passes and Dr. Jones is like, I
22:53
think I'm just gonna go home. I think I
22:55
think we're done here. A
22:57
very unusual dinner. Thanks for the
22:59
hot dogs, gentlemen. Anyways, I gotta
23:01
go. And a lot of offers
23:03
to escort her out of here,
23:05
but she turns them all down.
23:08
And then Larry wants
23:10
to leave and Montgomery
23:12
Scott, who has been here in his
23:14
kilt the entire time, suddenly
23:16
like jumps at the opportunity to take
23:19
Larry down to the engine room because Larry
23:21
is going to help like work
23:24
on some engineering plan
23:26
to merge Medusa navigational
23:28
expertise with Federation
23:31
propulsion technology. But
23:33
I also sort of got the feeling that
23:35
Scotty might've been trying to hit it. Oh
23:38
yeah, no doubt. Everyone at the table wanted
23:40
to hit it. No, I'm
23:42
saying like Scotty wanted it with Larry.
23:44
Like I want to go down
23:46
to engineering with you and share a bottle of Scotch, buddy.
23:48
I don't believe that for
23:50
a second. And I think the answer
23:53
to this query is in the blocking.
23:55
Maybe the most important piece of blocking
23:57
and Star Trek history is facing Scotty's
24:00
uncrossed legs at Dr. Jones
24:03
and away from camera during the dinner
24:06
scene. Yeah, I guess so. Very
24:09
fatal attraction. Yeah. You
24:14
think he's hanging like a five inch
24:16
inseam on that kilt? Yeah. Yeah. I
24:18
mean, she can see brain. Let's
24:20
just say. So
24:24
in Dr. Jones's quarters, it doesn't take
24:26
long for Larry to show up and
24:29
reveal what we've already known from the start.
24:31
He's totally crushing on her and he doesn't
24:33
want her to leave. This guy
24:35
will never treat you the way I will. Let
24:38
me two hand kiss you to prove
24:40
it. And
24:43
the way Dr. Jones is
24:45
totally not reactive to this
24:47
kiss has got to be so
24:50
painful to Larry. I
24:52
thought that was a moment and we felt the
24:54
same. I simply cannot
24:56
love you the way you want me to.
24:58
What was up with Larry's fingernails? Did you
25:00
notice how like brown and scuffed they looked
25:03
in the closeup? I feel like
25:06
in the sixties, it had
25:08
to be very hard to find
25:10
fingernails that weren't totally tobacco
25:13
stand, right? Oh, it's
25:15
tobacco. I was thinking maybe he'd like gotten
25:17
hammer injuries on both thumbs. Like, you know,
25:19
when you get like the blood blister under
25:21
the nail. I
25:27
thought you were going to go. Yeah. Like, where
25:29
did he get that crowd on his fingers? But
25:31
you're like, several blows of the hammer are
25:33
the only thing that could cause that. I don't
25:36
know what Larry gets up to and he's not
25:38
on set. You know, maybe he's into woodworking. Yeah.
25:41
Better than any, any
25:43
ammonia capsule. Take a
25:45
couple blows of the hammer to the thumb, wake
25:48
it right up. So,
25:51
uh, it becomes clear that Larry has
25:53
got sort of jilted lover energy when
25:55
she gives this information to
25:58
him that she's going away with. Ambassador
26:00
Carlos never to return. Yeah.
26:02
But this is a second moment where
26:05
she gets schizmed and sees
26:08
the box that the
26:10
Medusin is inside of and she realizes that it
26:12
is in fact, Larry, that
26:14
it has the murderous feelings. How would
26:16
you even assassinate the ambassador in that
26:18
box? I mean, it's like shooting fish
26:21
in a barrel. I feel
26:23
like with a stitch of dialogue, you
26:25
could have made the act of assassination
26:27
very interesting, right? Like what if
26:29
you just dumped it in water? Oh
26:31
yeah. And like put a Medusin out, you
26:34
know, like extinguish it like that. Yeah.
26:38
Could a Medusin survive in space?
26:40
What do they need? I
26:42
mean, Murph can. Can a Medusin? It
26:45
seems that way. It seems like they would,
26:48
if they're, if they're non-corporeal, space
26:50
is only dangerous for the corporeal, right?
26:53
Right. I don't know. Which
26:55
is why I've always resented being corporeal.
26:57
Yeah. I mean, the hit
26:59
that Dr. Jones gets is not a specific
27:02
way of assassinating. It is the
27:04
general interest in assassinating a bastard
27:06
colos. And I guess
27:09
once the accusation is leveled, Larry
27:11
just kind of turns to leave in a huff
27:14
after not getting what he wants and
27:17
he hits the worst wall button of all time.
27:19
Did you see the detail on this? This is
27:21
like, uh, I love that
27:23
we're getting the original series in HD, like
27:26
crystal clear, sharp as hell
27:28
fidelity, but like the hole
27:30
saw they used to
27:33
cut this button hole in the
27:35
wall is pretty unfinished. It's
27:37
really bad. I recently
27:40
realized that I had a, uh,
27:42
a hole in my counter that
27:44
could accommodate a water filter spout.
27:47
So I ordered out like a
27:49
filtered water rig off of the
27:51
internet and installed it, but the,
27:53
the little nice flange on the
27:55
faucet itself is like half
27:58
a millimeter bigger than the hole. the
28:00
counter so it really like barely covers it in
28:02
the same way as that wall button. That's
28:06
a dangerous game you're playing. Yeah, just
28:08
like any minor bump reveals
28:10
a little bit of, you know, like a little
28:12
arc of hole down into the counter. A little
28:14
hurdle. Or, yeah, drives me
28:16
absolutely mental. And I
28:19
don't think I could be on the original
28:21
series Enterprise as a crewman if that was
28:23
the way it was built. You walk around
28:25
and all you see are the unfinished hurdles.
28:27
Yeah, it would drive me nuts, you know?
28:30
So Larry gets one of those little,
28:32
you know, hand clicker phasers and
28:35
goes into the ambassador's quarters.
28:38
And the only way the
28:40
ambassador has of defending itself
28:43
in this box is just to like open
28:45
the box a little bit. And we
28:47
see the like green 60s
28:51
impressionistic light show wash
28:53
over. Larry drops
28:55
his phaser. He stumbles out
28:57
of the room. It
29:00
goes berserk. Do
29:02
you think you could stop an assassination
29:04
in progress by dropping your robe, Ben?
29:07
Because I feel like as a form
29:09
of self-defense, the idea of like, I
29:12
see you're here to kill me. Like
29:14
my body. Are
29:19
you enjoying the view? Oh,
29:23
I'm going to bend over and pick up the robe
29:25
I dropped. I
29:28
dropped it again. No, no. Oh,
29:34
boy, this is not good for Larry.
29:37
Yeah, so he's running
29:39
just like a crazy person down
29:41
the hallway. He
29:43
finds his way into a turbo
29:45
lift and Dr. Jones, you know,
29:47
sees that something bad has happened
29:49
in the ambassador's
29:51
quarters. And I guess she does
29:54
she radio up to the bridge to let them know that the
29:57
Medusan has been upset. This
30:00
is a crucial scene, but
30:04
also it really depends on
30:06
you to fill in a lot of blanks,
30:08
right? Because like the suggestion of space madness
30:10
is there and what the ambassador can do
30:12
to people if they look at them. Yeah,
30:15
because she doesn't contact anybody, right? Like
30:17
there's just like a cut from him
30:20
punching someone to like Kirk and a
30:22
security detail marching around the
30:24
ship. Right, but like I'm wondering what
30:26
they think they're going to encounter because
30:28
like what I'm thinking of space madness,
30:30
I'm not thinking about the running around
30:32
and punching people style of space madness
30:34
that Larry has. He
30:37
seems to have a single intent,
30:39
which is to cause as much
30:41
destruction and mayhem as possible. Right.
30:44
And like there are forms of madness
30:46
that are like aren't as outwardly violent,
30:48
you know? Yeah,
30:51
Larry wants to grab the wheel and like jerk
30:53
the ship into a ditch, you know? He's
30:56
got it together enough to do that. He
30:58
sure does. So somehow everybody
31:01
knows that somebody is rampaging
31:03
around the ship except for
31:05
Mr. Scott, who's like, oh,
31:08
Larry, come in here and push all the buttons
31:11
you want. And the bottle of Scott shall be
31:13
in your room this evening if you can handle
31:15
him. Larry, mad enough to
31:17
be punching people, not
31:19
presenting as mad enough to
31:22
make Scotty suspicious in this scene.
31:26
Yeah, because he hasn't gotten all sweaty yet,
31:29
you know, crucially, like the 60s TV shorthand
31:33
of being sweaty equaling
31:35
being crazy. Yeah. Hasn't
31:37
set in just yet. There's
31:43
a sort of respect that Larry and
31:45
Scotty have from Jump, which is like
31:47
a couple of hot rod
31:49
guys getting their cars and coffee meet
31:51
up together like, man, the ship rules.
31:53
Any time you want to drive it
31:55
around, just do it, man. Just
31:58
come on down to engineering and chill. And
32:00
this is like that moment where Scotty
32:02
thinks Larry's cashing in that rain check.
32:04
Yeah, yeah. And this is all a
32:07
nice distraction for the fact that
32:09
Dr. Jones went in and shut
32:11
the Medusin box without her special
32:13
glasses on, which is telegraphing
32:15
what is to come. She
32:18
comes out into the hallway and tells Kirk,
32:20
like, oh, yeah, like, Larry tried to kill
32:23
the ambassador. And he's like, Ambassador Carlos? Really?
32:26
And she's like, yeah, something like that. And so, anyways,
32:28
we should probably find him. And he gets on the
32:30
one MC and tells the whole ship, look
32:32
for Larry and definitely don't let him
32:35
push any important buttons while
32:37
we're looking for him. But it's too late.
32:39
The one place he shouldn't be is engineering.
32:41
As long as we keep him away from
32:43
there, I think we'll be fine. Just
32:46
give him faces to punch. He's
32:50
getting really sweaty at this point. And
32:52
he takes on Mr. Scott and a
32:55
team of engineers and beats
32:57
them to a pulp and veers
33:00
the ship off in a direction and
33:02
climbs past warp factor nine. I'm
33:05
worried that we are going to have a
33:07
salamander episode on our hands. Yeah. Got
33:10
close, didn't it? Sure did. Almost
33:12
got a cyboc episode out of this. This is what
33:14
we got. But they went the
33:16
other direction. For some reason, instead
33:19
of going with his huge security detail
33:21
down to engineering, Kirk went back
33:23
up to the bridge. This is
33:25
where they're dealing with the fact that the ship is
33:27
totally out of control. So they finally
33:30
hear from Larry in engineering and
33:32
it's just the ramblings of an
33:34
incoherent person who's probably very sweaty.
33:37
So they all have to run down there and fight
33:40
him into submission. But by the time they do, the
33:43
ship has traveled outside the boundaries
33:45
of the galaxy. Yeah,
33:47
they made it. I wonder if
33:49
they'll meet the Ten Sea while they're out here. Yeah, I
33:51
don't know. Poor Larry.
33:54
Yeah. He's dead, John. Good guy. words
34:00
are she'll kill you if you love her
34:02
which is like so lyrical as
34:05
a statement. Like every
34:07
man in the room just kind of stares out
34:09
in the middle distance after this and is like
34:11
goddamn it. No kidding. She
34:17
really will, won't she? They'll
34:20
have their like all access passes for
34:23
the when we were young
34:25
festival around their necks in
34:27
this one shot. Yeah, yeah.
34:31
Nemo never dies for Larry. Yeah.
34:33
McCoy's got the autopsy pretty fast
34:35
from Larry's birdie. Yeah. It's
34:38
basically like every system
34:41
in his body failed all at
34:43
the same time. Cause
34:45
unknown. I did that Y incision
34:47
and then like all of his
34:49
internal organs like cartoon characters just
34:51
held up signs that said like
34:53
help. Also it is
34:56
very upsetting how much glitter came out
34:58
of his Y incision. It is all
35:01
over my instruments. It's
35:05
enough to make you ask why. Also,
35:14
speaking of autopsies, Spock has
35:16
done an autopsy on their
35:18
position and nothing
35:20
to report. They don't know
35:22
where they are. They have no reference points
35:24
to navigate back. Like they're so far outside
35:27
the galaxy that there's just nothing they can
35:29
do about it. So Kirk's like,
35:31
if we can't do this by ourselves,
35:34
maybe our Medusan guest
35:36
can navigate the way home in a
35:38
kind of like raccoon situation.
35:40
Like put them on top of
35:43
Spock's head, have Spock at the
35:45
controls, get our
35:47
ship home. I don't know what I'd
35:49
do with that. But the problem here,
35:52
it's so interesting how it isn't whether
35:54
or not Ambassador Carlos would
35:56
or could do it. Is It
35:58
okay with Dr. Jones. Lucille Lauer And
36:01
that Such a strange. Power.
36:03
Dynamic to the whole thing. raise like,
36:05
are we afraid of a bastard? Colas?
36:07
Does anyone has the ability to talk
36:09
to them? That's not spark Er Doctor
36:11
Jones is that the real reason that
36:13
we need to get Dr. Jones is.
36:15
Sign. Off on this. That was confusing
36:18
to me. Raiders are just some kind
36:20
of like professional courtesy. like I'm a
36:22
big gripe boy. bike were screened it
36:24
outside of the Galaxy. Who gives a
36:26
shit about professional courtesy? We're gonna fucking
36:28
die out here. Yes, Yes, Sir.
36:30
Hosts It's funny how like well we
36:32
gotta get it passed a doctor jones
36:34
is go with someone's gonna have to
36:37
sweet soccer. For
36:40
deranged Cut to the Arboretum swears hurt
36:42
his tried to sweet talker like if
36:44
after that dinner Turk walked away with
36:47
the impression that the things that really
36:49
works on Dr. Jones is when your
36:51
way it on super a six year
36:54
he really miss a lot of social
36:56
cues in that moment but I that's
36:58
when as trying to do. To
37:00
fully engage, her mind said
37:02
that spot him form a
37:05
telepathic fusion with the ambassador.
37:07
The thing that so. Captivating
37:10
to me about day animals
37:12
hours performance here. Is.
37:15
Like. How much. Making.
37:17
Eye contact is important. For.
37:20
An onscreen relationship of any kind, and
37:22
the fact that she can't do that
37:24
with him. Really
37:26
makes every scene where they're together
37:29
icy cold. Know not to she's
37:31
not interested cold but that. She.
37:33
Can't look him in the eyes right?
37:36
and the reasons wire or explained later
37:38
but like. He. Really
37:40
is effective for how they are not
37:42
on the same page as people. If
37:44
he's trying to flirt with her see
37:46
can't see that this. Is
37:50
prettier Mario I'm in and I love
37:52
how subtle like the details of lights
37:54
out she likes Stuck her finger on
37:56
the rose thorn you know, like. Like.
37:59
how could supply possibly like have that bad a
38:01
cut from a rose thorn when she just like
38:03
leaned down to smell it but apparently
38:06
she does. Right. It's
38:08
weird how Kirk sucks her
38:10
blood out of her finger. Yeah. Like
38:13
by putting her entire finger down his throat.
38:15
Yeah. Also. With
38:17
half of her hand really like. That's not how
38:19
you suck blood. That's how you
38:21
suck something else. I
38:24
see you're a very complicated man.
38:26
So Spock puts on his glasses
38:28
and walks in to make
38:31
his connection. Right because this isn't about
38:33
getting permission from Dr. Jones, right? It's
38:35
about distracting her. Yeah. And
38:37
so like we're cross-cutting between Kirk trying
38:39
to make out with her and Spock
38:42
trying to make fusion with
38:44
the ambassador and she's onto it the
38:46
second he walks into the ambassador's stave
38:48
room and she like
38:51
explains to Kirk like this is like you don't
38:53
understand how dangerous this is. It's
38:55
really bad if Spock goes
38:57
through with it. So he agrees
38:59
and they go up to to try and
39:02
stop Spock. Everyone's outside
39:04
the door to the ambassador's quarters to
39:07
decide what's next when Spock
39:09
pops out and McCoy just
39:12
like takes it upon himself to
39:14
break all HIPAA
39:16
rules everywhere. He's like,
39:18
Jerry, she's blind. Blind?
39:22
Blind, blind. Yeah, the
39:25
dress that she's wearing
39:27
with this intricate web
39:29
of beads is in
39:31
fact like a visor.
39:33
Yeah, this is really
39:36
cool. My compliments to
39:38
you and to you
39:40
a dressmaker. I love that. Yeah. What a twist.
39:42
All of the signs were there and yet I
39:45
did not see it coming. I
39:48
love Spock like not taking Bones's
39:50
word for it and like reaching his
39:52
hand out and like sticking it right
39:54
in your face. Yeah, I love that.
39:57
Couldn't the truth come down? I Didn't
39:59
expect Spock. To be the one to do
40:01
that like someone in the group has to do
40:03
it. Yeah, sucks. And we're Joyce. It makes it
40:05
look like a smart the when odious rest. Of.
40:09
The black is usually so respectful. but
40:11
and you as. The. Issue here
40:13
is like know like the reason we tried to
40:15
sneak this past year is like you obviously can't
40:17
pilot the ship. And she's like
40:19
why? because I'm a girl and there
40:21
are no cars you like can't see
40:23
no, it's because you're pretty spot on.
40:25
Make them I'm like nah, the decision
40:27
as possible gotta be Sparks And so
40:29
what they do is set up like
40:31
a dating game style like production flat
40:33
in between Spock space it on the
40:35
rest of the bridge. He's. Going
40:38
to. Do. The fusion
40:40
with Carlos. And
40:42
go sit at at sooo station
40:45
and piled the ship out of
40:47
danger. You could. Never
40:49
have a Medusa and Under Bridges
40:51
The D or any other Star
40:53
Trek sip with glossy surfaces re
40:56
oh yeah, just one glimpse. I
40:58
mean you couldn't He couldn't even
41:00
have a Medusa And on the
41:02
bridge The Enterprise in Strange New
41:04
Worlds right? Because I yes to
41:06
glossy opaque does is see his
41:09
horrible mangled reflection in every sense.
41:13
If you had to ask, Captain Pyke. What's.
41:16
Worse. A
41:18
vision of yourself and the beeping chair
41:21
or what we're told is the most
41:23
awful image. You. Could
41:25
imagine in looking and reduce and
41:27
straight in the but do since
41:30
what do you think he would
41:32
choose? Ah my Medusas or up
41:34
here gentleman. Spot
41:49
comes out and it's a whole
41:51
different character. Math and Carla's is
41:54
very fascinated by this like corporeal
41:56
life style that they all lead
41:58
us. it's real first for
42:01
Carlos experiencing this. Is this the
42:03
first makeover in Star Trek? Because
42:06
everything about how the scene works
42:08
suggests the makeover scene of
42:10
a thousand different movies or TV shows.
42:13
Hey. Spock goes behind the
42:15
partition to change and comes out totally
42:17
new and happy. I did not know
42:19
that the song Kiss Me came out
42:22
this early in rock and roll history.
42:25
This is nice. All he had to
42:27
do was shake out his hair and
42:29
take off his red sunglasses. Look
42:32
at all the confidence. Wow. Because that's what
42:34
makes him beautiful. What
42:37
a babe. There's
42:42
a little bit of
42:45
enjoying the corporeal lifestyle, but
42:48
pretty soon Kirk is like, all right, let's
42:50
get down to business. We need to navigate
42:52
back home. Spock sits down
42:55
and starts beeping boops. They
42:58
go to warp and very
43:00
quickly they have re-entered the
43:02
galaxy. Somebody
43:04
asks, Mr. Chekov, what's
43:07
your favorite arts and culture show on
43:09
NPR on the weekends? He says,
43:11
I want to find Mr. Spock. Thank
43:14
you, Mr. Chekov. They got right back
43:16
to where they started. So precise, the
43:18
return trip. I mean, if I'm
43:20
on that bridge, I'd be like, how long do we get
43:22
to hang out with the Sparlos?
43:27
Because this guy is good. Yeah. So
43:30
he was like, someone's out
43:32
to take my gerb. The
43:38
second they have finished their
43:40
transit back, Sparlos
43:42
is like, you guys are so alone. You
43:46
live these meager existence
43:48
trapped inside your fleshy
43:50
prison bodies. They're
43:52
like, all right, enough of that.
43:54
Unmerge, unmerge. Hey,
43:57
before I go, you mind if
43:59
I go experience? A great big
44:01
dope. And
44:06
this is so distracting that apparently
44:08
Spock forgot to put the sunglasses
44:10
back on before unmerging. Is
44:13
this future TV show viewer
44:16
creeping in? Because when I saw Spock go back
44:18
behind the partition without the glasses, I was like,
44:21
oh shit, the ambassador's
44:23
evil. He wants to
44:25
be seen. He wants to drive
44:27
people crazy. This seemed like a trick. Yeah.
44:31
Well, I think it sort of was, right? Like the... Well,
44:33
it's pinned on Dr. Jones for not being a,
44:35
hey guys. Yeah.
44:38
But it also seems like a really
44:41
surprising thing for Spock
44:43
to forget. Like,
44:45
Spock is not a character
44:48
one associates with making a lot of
44:51
like, oh, oops, errors, you know? Yeah.
44:55
But in this moment, he does,
44:57
and he goes mad. And then
44:59
we get this totally insane, like
45:02
super widescreen POV fight scene
45:04
where Spock is
45:07
fist fighting the whole bridge. I love
45:09
this. I mean, this is what you
45:11
saw when Larry went mad, was wide
45:13
angle lenses and like different varieties of
45:16
lenses in the sequence. It
45:18
really makes things look crazy. It does.
45:21
Until Spock gets stunned and taken to
45:24
the floor. It's Kirk that shoots him.
45:26
Yeah. They have to get him
45:28
to sickbay. And we
45:30
cut to Kirk pacing back and forth
45:32
in the hallway while Bones sort of stands
45:35
as like a guard outside the six
45:37
bay door. Yeah. And
45:40
I guess Dr. Jones is the
45:42
one that is ministering to Spock
45:44
to try and bring him back
45:46
from madness. She's trying to
45:48
like telepath him back to life. It's
45:50
so unfair how off the hook
45:53
Ambassador Colos is for
45:55
all this and the Medusins in general,
45:57
right? Like, why don't you come
45:59
up with this? solution to this awful problem
46:02
of your ugliness. How about a red
46:04
box instead of a brown box? Right.
46:09
Let's go container inside container.
46:12
Yeah. You know, let's not take any chances. One
46:15
container is none, two containers is one, is I
46:17
think what we're getting at. I
46:19
really like that math. Yeah. So when
46:21
Kirk walks in, she has taken off
46:23
the dress and she doesn't know who's
46:25
walked into the room. I
46:28
guess just to like focus her mind. Like
46:30
she took off the sensor dress to focus
46:32
on working on Spock. It's sort of a
46:34
jumper. So she had used the bathroom while
46:36
everyone was gone and she had yet to
46:38
put it back on. Yeah. And it's like
46:40
a whole thing. If you need to go
46:42
to the bathroom in one of those hospital
46:44
bathrooms are pretty clean. Like that's the
46:46
one you want to use if you're a visiting
46:48
guest. Right. Right. So this is where
46:51
Kirk kind of confronts her and he's like,
46:53
this is all your fault. You like, you
46:55
like beamed into his mind that he would
46:57
be forgetful because you were jealous of
46:59
the connection that he was making with
47:02
ambassador Carlos. It's all
47:04
your fault. And I guess this
47:06
persuades her because she kind of returns
47:08
to the project of trying
47:11
to save Spock with this
47:13
like good Gothic approach.
47:15
She's like, it's like, we are either
47:17
both going to die or we're
47:20
both going to live. It's really
47:22
interesting. The psychology at place
47:24
here, because you don't think Dr. Jones cares
47:26
about anything. And Kirk
47:28
is like, if you don't want
47:30
us to think you want him to die, do something.
47:35
Yeah. Try like try harder
47:37
is basically what he's getting at.
47:40
And the trying comes from a mind
47:43
meld that she performs on Spock. And
47:45
then things get really serious when
47:47
he puts his hands on her face. Yeah.
47:50
It's like, it's a four handed
47:52
meld is what it is. We've
47:54
never seen a four handed meld before
47:57
or since. Oh, and blood.
48:00
starts pouring out of both of their noses. No
48:03
one can let go. Mailed
48:06
fight! And like everybody comes from all
48:08
over the ship and it's like, yeah,
48:10
mailed fight, woo! And
48:13
you get some weird lenses here. Yeah. Almost
48:16
crazy Ambassador Carlos lenses. Yeah,
48:19
it's a lot. So
48:22
in the end, they meet up with the Medusan
48:24
ship and they've put the, what did you call
48:26
it? The Polenquin fixture back on
48:28
his box. And Spock,
48:30
who is now the picture of health,
48:33
has taken his Itic pen to a
48:35
jeweler and had it modified to be
48:37
the medallion on a chain. Gene
48:40
Roddenberry is watching the dailies like,
48:42
that's what I'm talking about.
48:44
Yeah. Yup. The
48:46
Itic chain. I
48:53
love it. I don't know about you
48:55
guys, but the Itic chain rules, right?
48:57
Right everyone? It's really good. I
49:00
think it's going to be a big seller. With
49:03
that chunky cubic zirconia in the middle,
49:05
who wouldn't want to wear that? Oh
49:09
man. So, yeah. They
49:11
say their farewell to Dr. Jones
49:14
who has sort of traded places with Spock.
49:16
I think like the implication is that through
49:19
the meld fight, Ambassador
49:21
Carlos' fusion transferred from
49:23
Spock to her, right?
49:26
I am one with Carlos. Yeah, that was a
49:28
two way street. I
49:30
was like, oh, I got to get all those arms. Yeah. And
49:32
then the thing I totally didn't get, which
49:35
is they beam away and like Spock has to
49:37
put the glasses back on for the transport, but
49:39
Kirk doesn't? I
49:42
just didn't think Kirk was looking directly
49:44
at it. Like
49:46
he was like checking his manicure. Like he was like looking at his
49:48
fingernails like, oh, I got to get something to pick that out from
49:52
under there. Just to be clear, you put on the
49:54
glasses because the way the transporter works is
49:56
outside in. then
50:01
what's inside it? It's like
50:03
a reverse microwave, right? It
50:05
must be, because that's the only thing I
50:07
could think of. Yeah. Anyways.
50:10
Hey, Ben. Yeah.
50:13
Do you think Spock and Dr. Jones
50:15
are Eskimo mind-meld twins with
50:17
Ambassador Carlos? Yeah. Yeah,
50:21
I guess so. Is
50:24
that the one where you rub nose blood against
50:27
each other? Yeah. I
50:29
think that's the reason for their bond. Oh.
50:32
Yeah. OK. Did
50:34
you like this episode of Star Trek The
50:37
original series, Adam? You're only
50:39
green who? Before
50:44
I arrive at the answer, I didn't
50:47
want to share some observations with you.
50:49
Maybe most primarily,
50:52
isn't it weird that this whole episode is about
50:54
an alien and you know
50:56
next to nothing about that alien, or what it
50:58
wants, or anything. Everyone's
51:01
talking around the Medusan, in
51:04
the same room even, about what the
51:06
Medusan might want. No one thinks to
51:08
ask the Medusan. And so this moment
51:10
at the end where Ambassador Carlos Rakukuni's
51:12
Spock, that's the Medusan's time
51:15
to shine, right? And I
51:18
wish for a moment when the Medusan
51:21
was inside Spock, they
51:23
were a little more like, hey, ask
51:25
me some questions or something. I'm
51:28
very curious about my deal. Like, don't treat me
51:30
like I'm not here. People have
51:33
treated me like the ugliest person in the room
51:35
my entire life. And I just
51:37
want the dignity and the respect
51:39
of people not talking over
51:41
me. But there's no request
51:43
to that end. It's just sort of an
51:46
amusement about how interesting body functions
51:49
are. And then the Medusan's out. It's
51:51
interesting, like the Medusan we get in Star Trek
51:53
Prodigy almost and
51:56
too many feelings about things. They really went in
51:59
the computer. complete opposite direction. I
52:02
love that Ambassador Carlos is not racked with
52:04
guilt over all of the mayhem. I
52:08
know. Their presence is constant.
52:10
Yeah. What
52:12
a wild episode. Really cool to see
52:14
Diana Muldaur in TOS. You
52:17
know, as every character states, a fucking
52:19
stone cold stunner of
52:21
a lady, just a real handsome lady is
52:24
Diana Muldaur. And her
52:26
second time on TOS, like they
52:28
brought her back. This was her second of two
52:31
times. Oh man, she's great. And that's quality. You
52:33
know she's great when you bring
52:35
her back. I mean, it's fun the way all TOS
52:37
episodes are and extremely funny
52:39
and moments that it doesn't
52:42
intend to be. And that's what I think makes them so
52:44
fun to do on our show
52:46
together. What about you Ben? Yeah, I really
52:48
liked this episode. I was totally taken
52:51
by surprise by the big surprise. And
52:54
I think like there are some
52:56
like clunky moments, like the
52:59
moment where Larry goes mad and
53:01
suddenly like the ship is on
53:03
alert is, it is so
53:05
like breezed past that the ship
53:07
is suddenly just on alert. It's
53:11
really silly. The Star Trek quality
53:13
of guy on the loose clobbering
53:15
random people in the halls is
53:17
great. Give me that every
53:19
time. Yeah. But overall,
53:21
yeah, I had a ton of fun watching
53:23
it and fun to get a little bit
53:26
of history on the Medusans. Now that we're
53:28
done with season one of Prodigy. Yeah,
53:30
it was worth it. It was worth going back and checking
53:32
out all the trivia about
53:35
the Medusans that we got out of this
53:37
episode. Well,
53:40
Adam, do you have an Edward
53:43
Larkin for this episode? There's
53:48
a moment here that made me laugh
53:50
and laugh. And it's
53:53
a time code Larkin Ben. I think
53:55
even without scrolling to
53:57
it, I think you'll remember it exactly.
54:00
Exactly. There's a moment where
54:02
Spock says a line of dialogue and
54:04
McCoy goes, that's not Spock. And
54:06
then Spock says another line of
54:08
dialogue and goes, that's Spock. The
54:12
dramatic flourish of Spock
54:15
being in the deep
54:17
background up on the rail. It's
54:20
kind of a three shot. So McCoy is in
54:22
the middle, like by the captain's chair and Kirk
54:24
is a little bit to the right in the
54:26
blocking. DeForest
54:28
Kelly chooses to turn in
54:31
the direction of longest rotation
54:33
in order to talk to Kirk in this scene.
54:36
And he does it twice because
54:38
he turns to face Spock and then
54:40
he rotates 270 degrees to talk to
54:42
Kirk twice to deliver these two lines.
54:46
And the value you get out of
54:48
that move twice is something that's so
54:51
fun and funny to me. And I
54:53
just love that moment. It's like that
54:55
classically trained actor turning past the camera
54:57
both times. Yeah. I
54:59
just love that moment. And you only get that in
55:01
TOS, I think. So I was a big fan
55:03
of it. What about you? All right. This
55:05
is a time coach emotive for you. If
55:08
you cue the episode up to four minutes
55:10
and 12 seconds. All right.
55:12
Hold on. This is the scene
55:14
where Kirk is on the one MC
55:16
ordering the hallways to be cleared so
55:18
that the ambassador can safely be moved
55:20
to their state room. And
55:23
this is the second of two shots of
55:25
just the kind of Starfleet whoever's standing
55:27
around in the hallway listening to
55:29
this. And you've got
55:31
a guy in a blue shirt toward
55:33
the foreground, kind of a handsome square
55:35
jawed blonde guy in a blue
55:38
shirt in the foreground. And if you
55:40
hit play when the order
55:42
is given that everybody needs to clear the
55:44
hallways and this guy turns to go back
55:46
to his quarters or whatever, you
55:48
can clearly see that this extra was
55:50
chewing gum. Hold on.
55:52
I'm waiting for the 90 second
55:55
ad for Top Gun Maverick to
55:57
finish playing on the ad free
55:59
version. of Paramount Plus that
56:01
I pay for. Cool. Okay,
56:04
now it's finished and I'm looking for a
56:06
gum chewer. Oh
56:08
yeah! Boy, this
56:11
guy is kind of hunky. He
56:13
really is. He's got real captain
56:15
of the football team vibes. Yeah,
56:17
he's going back to his stateroom
56:19
to fuck the prom queen. He
56:22
looks like, God, what's that
56:24
guy? Who's
56:26
that guy? He
56:29
was in all those things. Oh
56:31
yeah. He was the guy who played
56:33
the captain in the Black Mirror Star
56:36
Trek. Oh.
56:39
He looks like Jesse Plemons to me,
56:41
like time travel Jesse Plemons. Yeah.
56:43
Was Jesse Plemons secretly also in a
56:46
real episode of Star Trek? Yeah.
56:49
Whoa. Wow. Good
56:55
Larkin, Ben. That's, God,
56:58
that's really paying attention if you pick up
57:00
on the guy chewing gum in the scene. It
57:03
just made me laugh because he's clearly chewing some gum
57:05
in there. Hey, how often did you have to tell
57:07
an interview subject to spit out their gum? Because
57:10
I had to do it dozens
57:12
upon dozens of times when I was
57:14
doing corporate video work. You
57:17
would not believe how many people just
57:19
reflexively chew gum until you have
57:21
to interview them. You really get
57:23
a respect nook from someone when you
57:25
hold out your bare hand for them
57:27
to spit their gum into because you
57:29
need to get this interview going. Did
57:33
you ever do that? I would never. Oh
57:35
yeah. That's a real show. Show them who's
57:37
boss move. Oh, fuck. Really?
57:40
Yeah. Yeah. Like, focus on
57:43
this thing right now. Stay on your
57:45
mark. Spit here. I
57:47
know that this isn't supposed to be part
57:49
of your job, but this is my job
57:51
to the extent that you're spitting your gum into
57:53
my bare hand. I
57:56
don't think that's the power move you think it is. That
58:01
is deeply disturbing. Yeah. And
58:03
then you put it in your mouth and you're like, now
58:06
it's my gum. That
58:11
is so awful. No
58:17
better end to a show than that, Ben. Yeah.
58:20
Thanks to everybody that supports us week in, week out.
58:23
We could not do this without you. Wouldn't
58:26
want to. Really appreciate it. Yeah.
58:29
It's a special bonus presentation of a
58:31
TOS episode. I hope that you're enjoying
58:33
this in its very own
58:35
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58:37
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58:40
really is coming. Yeah. We're
58:42
working on it. Yeah. So
58:44
stand by for that. Okay? We're doing our best to
58:46
make that happen. Yeah. And
58:49
Wendy, edit out when Adam said stand back. So
58:51
it just sounds like he said stand by for
58:53
that and not stand back and stand by for
58:56
that. I'm going to do the wrong
59:00
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