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Trek. Welcome
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to greatest Trek. It's
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the makers of the greatest generation.
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I'm Ben Harrison. I'm Adam Pranika
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and this is pilot season. Pilot
1:29
season nearing a close,
1:32
nearing a conclusion. It
1:34
feels good to finally have a show with pilots in
1:36
it. Like actual
1:38
pilots. That's good. That's
1:40
fair. Yeah. We're wrapping it up with
1:43
a bang. This is the first of
1:45
a two parter of pilot
1:48
season. We've been going back through sci-fi
1:50
from the mid 90s to mid 2000s
1:52
and watching pilot episodes.
1:58
Right. This is one of those. like
2:01
it was a TV movie that they were
2:03
like let's see if the TV movie gets
2:05
any traction and if it does we'll take
2:07
it to series kind of TV movies. And
2:10
boy oh boy did this one get traction. This
2:12
one was like the highest rated show on
2:15
sci-fi that year and I think the highest
2:17
rated show they ever aired for several years.
2:20
Wow. Was this mini series. Good
2:22
for them. Yeah. Check out
2:24
the knobby tires on this pilot. You're
2:29
tracking baby. Did you see it
2:31
when it dropped? Did not. I
2:34
probably watched it on like DVD a
2:37
few years later. So this
2:39
wasn't completely new to you. No I
2:41
think um but I'm not sure if I
2:43
watched the mini series. I think I might
2:46
have just gotten like the DVDs of the
2:48
first season and watched that because
2:50
I didn't really remember any of this stuff. I
2:52
definitely missed it when it initially
2:55
came out and I ended up
2:57
catching it on streaming. Yeah. And
3:00
this is like one of the rare instances
3:02
where my wife actually proposed watching
3:05
this and like reminded
3:07
me of her hard
3:09
sci-fi bona fides you know.
3:12
Like she was down. She encouraged
3:14
this. And I'm glad she did
3:16
because like once we started with the mini series we
3:18
absolutely motored through the rest
3:21
of it for sure and like there's
3:23
a lot of it to binge out there. There
3:25
sure is. This is one of those
3:27
franchises that really had staying power. I
3:29
mean this is like a reboot of a reboot
3:31
right? Yeah. There was two previous
3:34
series of Battlestar. I mean
3:36
and they had attempted to create
3:38
not just reboots but like subsequent
3:40
series to the story. Right.
3:43
And those ended up not really getting
3:45
anywhere until the idea for
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this came around. Yeah and
3:49
this spawned its own series
3:51
of I mean like Caprica is a
3:54
Battlestar thing right? It is yeah. Yeah
3:56
and that's is that a prequel series? It is.
4:00
Yeah, see I never seen any of this stuff.
4:02
Oh you got to Ben. You
4:04
have so much to watch now that we're
4:06
reaching the end of pilot season. Yeah,
4:09
I tried to watch
4:11
further episodes of
4:14
a couple of these series and just couldn't, just
4:17
couldn't bring myself. I've got
4:19
higher hopes for this one
4:22
for you. I think it's
4:24
pretty addictive. So I lost my job.
4:28
One more episode? Yeah,
4:31
I remember getting
4:33
really annoyed by the Doctor
4:35
character with the first season.
4:37
Like just kind of constantly
4:40
turning away from everyone and
4:45
going into his fugue states or whatever. I
4:48
remember he just really rubbed
4:50
me the wrong way as a writing flourish.
4:52
I mean hard to beat Gaius
4:54
Veltar in the looks department, Ben.
4:57
He's hunky, he's easy on the eyes. You
5:00
can see why he can attract a
5:02
lady as great looking as the
5:05
one he does despite being
5:07
such a worm. I
5:09
mean he could probably attract all types of women, no
5:11
robo. Yeah,
5:15
I mean I would say that as problematic
5:17
as it is, no robo is kind of the
5:19
raison de etre
5:22
of humanity in this show. Sure
5:25
is. Maybe we should get into it. Can't
5:29
wait, Ben. Interesting detail
5:31
about when this episode
5:33
dropped. The day after
5:36
Pearl Harbor Day. Wow. December
5:38
8th, 2003 is when our ninth episode of
5:44
pilot season finds itself. It's the
5:46
Battlestar Galactica mini series. And
5:49
in this episode of Greatest Trek, we're gonna cover
5:51
part one. You know the greatest danger facing us
5:53
is an irrational fear of the unknown. It's been
5:55
two or three years, 20 years. I
5:58
think part of the reason. I like
6:02
this so much is like the Ronald D.
6:04
Moore-ness of it. It seems
6:06
like his writing DNA
6:08
is something that I find very
6:10
pleasing in my sci-fi. It's
6:13
real Ronald D. Morey. Yeah. And,
6:16
uh... Yep. Yeah,
6:18
I mean, I'm glad that
6:20
that guy's still out there making shows. Yeah. I
6:23
haven't watched all of For All Mankind, but
6:25
I've watched like the first couple of seasons
6:27
and really enjoyed. Oh, you gotcha. I mean,
6:29
to catch back up. I'm
6:33
laughing because there are some parts of
6:35
it that are unintentionally funny, but not
6:38
as a deterrent in any way by
6:41
saying that. We open with
6:43
some kind of on-screen text
6:46
describing the Cylon War and
6:48
how this was a bad
6:51
thing that happened to humanity 40 years ago.
6:55
And this is not Earth's humanity. This
6:57
is humanity of the
7:00
colonies of Cobol. Is that right? Yeah,
7:03
I think you got that. Something like that. Colonial
7:07
humanity. And that's kind of intercutting
7:09
with this ship docking at a
7:11
space station, which we are
7:13
led to believe is the station where humanity
7:16
kind of holds a vigil to
7:18
maintain diplomatic relations with the Cylons,
7:20
which is what the robots are
7:22
called. And the Cylons
7:24
never show up. I mean,
7:26
are they really relations if it's just
7:28
one person showing up for the date
7:30
for 40 years? And
7:33
it made me wonder whether this was the guy who got
7:36
to do it every year. Like this
7:38
diplomat who works the station, he's got
7:40
his Chachkies on the desk, pictures
7:42
of his family and so forth. It
7:45
seems like it kind of lived in place
7:47
for how sparse it is. Imagine
7:51
this is your job. And
7:53
imagine you've been doing this for 40 years and
7:55
the door finally opens on the other side. What
7:58
a shock. It's a total shock. What
8:01
did you make of this guy? Because you get
8:03
a couple of images of him, and
8:06
I couldn't tell if they were trying to old
8:08
up a younger actor, or if he
8:10
was just supposed to look crusty. You're
8:13
talking about the milky eyes? The
8:16
milky eyes, there's like crust around his
8:18
mouth, and he's like, it seems
8:21
like there's like that technique where
8:23
you stretch somebody's skin out around their eyes
8:25
and then paint on latex makeup, and then
8:28
let it dry. Famously
8:30
an entire next generation movie about
8:32
that technique, right? Exactly.
8:35
Yeah, there is a quality to old man
8:37
mouth crust, isn't there? That is deeply
8:40
troubling. I don't like it. Especially
8:44
when you see what
8:46
this guy does with that mouth. Yeah,
8:49
like when she asks
8:51
him, are you alive? I'm
8:53
like, mmm, is
8:57
he? Is that a boner
8:59
question? Oh, like
9:01
did it move is the translation?
9:03
Yeah. Don't wait till I contact
9:05
you! I'm coming out! He doesn't
9:08
really know how to answer that. He's not used
9:10
to anyone walking through those
9:12
doors, let alone. We
9:14
should describe what we're seeing here. The
9:16
Cylons are robot people, but the
9:18
third figure is a lady, at
9:21
least presents as a lady, and she's
9:23
got a hot red dress on, and
9:25
she's got blonde hair, and she doesn't
9:27
sit at the desk where this
9:29
diplomat is. She gets right on the other side
9:31
of it and practically sits in this guy's
9:33
lap before kissing him. Practically
9:35
sits on this guy's face, honestly.
9:38
Yeah. Very horny sequence. He
9:40
does have a little printout showing what Cylons are
9:42
supposed to look like. Yeah. And
9:45
the ones that come through that don't
9:47
look like hot blondes are a
9:50
very highly updated
9:52
edition of this. It's
9:54
unclear whether they want to fuck also, or maybe
9:56
they're just kind of waiting for her to start
9:58
it off and then... They're going to get into
10:01
it after a little bit? Uh-huh. I think
10:03
that they're just waiting for her to distract
10:05
her so that they can take his medicine.
10:07
I don't even know why the scientists make
10:09
them. I mean, they have those long fingers.
10:11
They probably wouldn't have to walk very far
10:13
across the room to get
10:15
it. Because they're made of metal and
10:17
robots are strong. They look really cool.
10:19
So we learned from her very little,
10:21
but we learned it has begun. And
10:23
then we cut to the outside while
10:25
this make-out sesh is happening. And
10:28
a very advanced looking spaceship
10:30
missiles the space station and
10:33
destroys it. This is erotic
10:36
symbolism, right? This is what's going
10:38
on in that old man's pants. Oh, shoot.
10:41
Fucking cute. Like,
10:44
there's the suggestion of
10:47
rigidity there before it just completely
10:50
folds over and explodes. He
10:54
tried. What
10:57
a way to go out. Yeah.
11:00
Kind of a weird choice for the
11:02
robots to make, right? Like a, hey,
11:04
let's send an emissary to be mean
11:06
to this one guy and then destroy
11:08
them and him. Yeah,
11:10
it seems like an
11:13
unnecessary amount of force against
11:15
this one guy in this weak station.
11:19
So we cut over to our
11:21
hero ship of the series, the
11:23
Battlestar Galactica. You
11:27
know, I think initially we don't get a great sense
11:29
of the scale of this ship, but we do get
11:32
a sense of how great this
11:34
set is because these are like
11:36
long unbroken shots where,
11:38
you know, we start with Starbuck, who
11:40
is one of our other stars. And
11:42
she is like on a jog
11:45
through the ship and runs through what looks
11:48
like kind of like a media tour of the
11:50
ship. Some kind of, you
11:52
know, government or naval stooge is giving
11:55
this tour and talking about all the
11:57
things that the ship has
11:59
that. are interesting.
12:01
This guy's name is Dorrell. He'll
12:03
come up a few times over the course
12:05
of the episode. This is my
12:08
favorite kind of story building
12:10
here. Like, you're so right
12:12
about this single shot
12:14
floating around, but that we're just
12:16
learning things incidentally because they
12:18
happen to be occurring in these different parts
12:20
of the ship. Yeah. I think
12:22
it's a great way to introduce things and people and the
12:25
moment in time that we're in. But
12:27
it's like, man, what a big swing
12:29
for this as a miniseries to build a
12:31
set this big because you can't do a
12:33
long one or like this and
12:36
have it be an interesting and effective shot
12:38
if you have two hallways to use. Like
12:40
they have a great big set
12:42
here. We
12:45
meet a Dama who's the
12:47
commander of Dama, but commander
12:49
seems to outrank captain in
12:51
this world. Right. So
12:54
meet some orange
12:56
suited engineering staff.
12:58
We meet a lot of people over the course of
13:01
this sequence. There's a
13:03
way that a Dama is treated that
13:05
I think is really important in these
13:08
initial scenes. He's like, given
13:11
the kind of respect and reverence of
13:13
a guy who's been around the block
13:15
for decades like him, but
13:18
he's also not feared
13:21
in these moments as a hardass. Like
13:23
he seems to have a kind of
13:25
open way of communicating with his subordinates
13:28
that is not something that's
13:30
taken advantage of. It's just something that's
13:32
utilized by them. Yeah. And
13:34
you get the sense like he's kind
13:36
of like going over this speech and
13:39
and muttering to himself and gets
13:42
an update from one
13:44
of his subordinates about like a request that somebody
13:46
go out and check on the diplomatic station because
13:48
they haven't heard from it in a while. And
13:51
he's like, well, today is
13:53
busy. And the tone of that is like,
13:55
that's not going to be us because like,
13:57
obviously that's not going to be us. Right.
13:59
Because And not only is Adama
14:01
treated with the respect conveyed
14:04
to a heroic person who's
14:06
being sunsetted, the ship
14:08
is being treated the same way. The
14:10
ship's conversion into a museum makes it
14:13
unfit for any kind of
14:15
mission that isn't park around
14:17
a planet and start tearing tickets
14:19
for people. But what's
14:21
troubling about this moment is the
14:24
Al-Qaeda planning imminent attackness of the
14:26
moment, like the report just being
14:28
kind of dismissed. Right.
14:32
Yeah, that was his morning briefing and he had
14:34
an opportunity to do something right then and there.
14:36
Yeah. Yeah, instead of
14:38
the briefing, he's shown the Mark
14:40
II fighter in the fighter
14:43
bay. And he's pretty psyched about this
14:45
because it's the first time he's seen one of these in
14:47
20 years. And this one's
14:49
done up in like his colors. And
14:51
it's got his name on the side
14:53
of the cockpit. And
14:55
this is, I think, both
14:57
given and received as a
15:00
kind of gift for Adama.
15:02
Yeah. So there's this main
15:04
guy, Crew Chief Tyrol, and
15:06
he seems to be sort
15:09
of the... He's
15:11
both the head of engineering,
15:13
but also seems to be kind
15:15
of like head of the flight deck on
15:18
this ship. He and a
15:20
couple of his guys scrounged up
15:22
this legendary old Viper fighter and
15:24
it's going to be part of
15:26
the exhibit, but it's also going
15:28
to take part in the commemoration.
15:30
She'll fly. Oh, yes,
15:32
sir. It's an interesting
15:34
trick that this episode pulls because
15:36
I think that by casting Edward
15:39
James Olmos as Adama and
15:41
by making the set look
15:43
as vintage as it does, like, you
15:46
know, we didn't talk about the bridge
15:48
when we went in there, but like
15:50
the bridge is huge, but it's also
15:52
got some like real 70s flair to
15:55
the way they designed it. And the
15:57
starfighters have some real 70s flair to it. them,
16:00
it feels old in
16:02
the way that it needs to for
16:04
there to be some gravitas. I
16:08
mean, it's a magic trick when you're
16:10
talking about the future's past, which is
16:12
still ostensibly our future.
16:15
Right. And you're watching this guy
16:18
at the end of his jaunt
16:20
as a highly respected
16:22
commander in this military.
16:24
We just met this guy. We're like less
16:27
than 10 minutes into this episode. And it's like, man,
16:29
like what a cool gesture that they did for him.
16:31
You know, I think it also works
16:34
in this show's favor that even
16:36
though the original Battlestar Galactica show
16:39
was on TV after original series
16:41
Star Trek, like they
16:43
chose right in their fightership designs.
16:46
Like this doesn't look like the
16:49
shuttlecraft Galileo in the shuttle bay
16:51
of the D. It doesn't look
16:53
that out of place. It looks
16:56
contextually right. It looks great.
16:59
And the fighter bay set is also like totally
17:01
great. I think they're digitally
17:03
expanding it, making it look a lot
17:06
bigger than it actually is. But the
17:08
fact that there are full size jets
17:10
rolling around in there and like
17:13
people can climb up a ladder and get into them.
17:16
It's something we remarked on in
17:19
our bonus episode that
17:21
we just dropped in the Max
17:23
Fun bonus content feed. We
17:25
reviewed a show called Space Above and Beyond and
17:27
it makes such a difference when
17:29
they actually build the single
17:31
flyer spaceship that people are going to
17:34
use in the episode. You know? Yeah.
17:37
There's another one of those moments where
17:40
it's very Picardian of Adama to like
17:42
accept the generosity and love of his
17:44
crew in this way and not like
17:46
a very like emotional scene for him.
17:49
But clearly like he's he's touched by this. This is a
17:51
good moment. Yeah. Thank
17:54
you all. They found an old
17:56
picture of him with a couple of boys
17:58
standing in front of this. hyper
18:01
This is also a very touching moment
18:03
They do kind of biff this one
18:05
where they make the classic film and
18:08
television era of getting a punch in
18:10
close-up on the badly Photoshopped image
18:12
that would have like it would have just been fine
18:14
to have like the medium shot of him holding it
18:16
and you can See it's a man and two boys
18:19
and we'll do the math But going
18:21
in for that close-up and and laying
18:23
bare how bad the Photoshop is on
18:25
this is like one of those things
18:27
that Bumps me every single time if
18:29
you can't be so much better
18:31
than Forrest Gump at this Then
18:34
you shouldn't try it all. Just don't
18:37
bother. Yeah Speaking
18:42
of being touched there's a card
18:44
game in the lower
18:46
decks where Starbuck is playing
18:49
with Colonel
18:51
Teague and you can tell
18:53
from jump that they are two characters that
18:55
do not like each other Where'd
18:59
you get that nickname anyway? She
19:01
wins big and the problem with winning
19:04
in a game like this where there's
19:06
already Some frayed nerves
19:09
is that she's a sore winner also And
19:12
she's needling him the whole time
19:14
and when he pushes over
19:16
the table Does that
19:18
dramatic table flip that is
19:20
really like the dream I think in any
19:22
argument? Never been able to
19:24
do it He flips
19:27
that table and she punches him right in the
19:29
face and this seems to be something that he
19:31
has wanted for a long time She's
19:33
been on his list to bust down to
19:35
whatever and in this case bust down to
19:37
the brig Finally, she's given
19:40
him the ammunition Yeah to
19:42
send her away and off to the
19:44
brig she goes Colonel Teague is a
19:46
character that we saw in our Lung
19:49
wonder at the beginning of the episode Looking
19:52
a little bit worse for wear and
19:54
starts the scene like tipping a flask
19:56
into his cup of coffee so
19:59
he He seems to be the second
20:02
in command who's doing all
20:04
the asshole shit that the big boss doesn't.
20:07
Like, everybody loves and respects
20:09
Adama, and basically everybody
20:12
but Adama hates this guy's
20:14
guts. And he's a drunk,
20:16
and he probably kind of did this to goad
20:18
Starbuck into smacking him so he could send her
20:20
to the brig. I don't find
20:23
that anything really mixes with coffee in
20:25
the way that Teague is doing this.
20:27
Like, flask of whiskey
20:29
or whatever in coffee? I
20:32
don't like that very much. Yeah,
20:34
no, I don't think that Teague
20:36
is doing it because it's like
20:38
gustatorily advantageous. Yeah,
20:41
yeah, his let's drink about it is
20:43
they're about to decommission my ship, and
20:46
I'm about to bust
20:48
down Starbucks finally after
20:50
decades of service. Life
20:54
defense. Colonel Teague,
20:56
they've been pulling the big chair out for
20:58
you for years, and you always turn it
21:00
down because you want to keep serving under
21:02
Adama. But also because you
21:05
know that if you
21:07
drink your ass off like this and are
21:09
the actual commanding officer of a vessel, that's
21:12
pretty dangerous. I
21:14
just got back not that long ago from
21:16
a yearly golf trip I take with like
21:18
10 other dudes. And if you've ever wondered
21:20
what that's like, an example of
21:23
this is one of my buddies, you know,
21:25
we get to the Airbnb and it's not been stocked
21:27
yet. We don't have the basics. We don't even have
21:30
coffee. But what we do have
21:32
is all the booze we brought. And
21:35
so my buddy, absent coffee, every
21:38
morning, just drink Kahlua.
21:42
Kahlua in a mug. I
21:46
thought it was the damnedest thing. Like
21:48
let's go get coffee, man. I want coffee. I
21:50
don't want to drink Kahlua every morning. That's
21:54
crazy. Like pour Kahlua into a mug and then
21:56
throw it in the microwave for a couple of
21:58
minutes to warm it up. Every
22:00
morning to the brim, Kahlua.
22:05
Just amazing. Next
22:07
scene is Adama kind of trying
22:09
to talk this dude out of
22:11
pressing charges against Starbuck
22:15
and it's an interesting dynamic. There
22:18
does seem to be some respect between
22:20
these men even though Colonel Teague is
22:22
like drunk at work. Right. Damn
22:25
right I am. I heard you started
22:27
the day off pretty early. I mean
22:29
there is a geometry to the affection
22:31
here that's interesting because like Tyga and
22:33
Adama are tight. Adama
22:36
and Starbuck are tight. Tyga
22:38
and Starbuck are not. And
22:40
so like there's this dynamic
22:42
here where Adama's like come on
22:44
man. Like really? What
22:47
the fuck? And Tyg's like yeah
22:49
no what the fuck. Fuck me
22:51
right? And Adama's point is like could
22:53
you like she's cool. She's
22:55
cool with me. You can't be such
22:57
a hard ass to her. She's like one of my best people
23:00
and I really like her. That's kind
23:02
of the takeaway here. Like would you just do
23:04
this for me? Because we're buds. Not
23:06
be such an asshole to her. Yeah. So
23:10
that is agreed. It's just going to be
23:12
a let her cool off in the brig
23:14
but no charges pressed kind of a thing
23:17
and we cut to Caprica
23:19
City. The capital presumably
23:21
of Caprica the planet. Lots
23:25
of spaceships flying around. Cool futuristic
23:27
looking city. And we
23:29
are in a big doctor's
23:32
office under absolutely
23:34
massive skylights. It kind of looks
23:36
like a fast food restaurant that
23:38
used to have like the terrarium
23:42
style like you know what I'm
23:44
talking about? Like the greenhouse style
23:46
area of the seating. Yeah.
23:50
They took all that out and put
23:52
like an antique desk and chairs in
23:54
there. Right. It's no longer
23:56
in Arby's. The legend Mary McDonald
23:59
sitting there. And a
24:01
doctor comes in with some really bad news for
24:03
her. She's got a lump and
24:06
like we don't get like details on
24:08
the lump. Yeah. Before he starts hissing
24:10
at her really loudly. It's
24:14
confused by this diagnosis. Yeah.
24:16
Well, he's a, he's a snake man. Outside,
24:21
it seems not that far away. Like there's green
24:23
spaces to these future cities. And this is one
24:25
of them. This is the Caprica city market where
24:28
we see the lady from the cold open
24:30
just walking around amongst the people. She's not
24:33
wearing the red dress anymore. She's
24:35
trying to fit in. And
24:39
her way of fitting in is, is noticing
24:41
a mother with a baby in a
24:43
stroller, which she is for
24:45
some reason allowed to hold. And
24:48
what's so great about this performance and the
24:50
way this dialogue is written here is
24:53
that the creepy shit she's
24:55
saying isn't aggressively creepy. It
24:57
is like, whatever the creepy line
25:00
is two full steps back from
25:02
that into like just kind of
25:05
weird observation, creepy, like
25:07
clinically creepy. Yeah. Low
25:13
key. This scene really bespeaks what
25:15
an ideal society this must be
25:17
because like somebody comes up to
25:19
me and I've never met them
25:21
before. Even if they look
25:24
like this lady and asked to hold my
25:26
baby. I'm like, nah, pause.
25:28
Like, I don't know you. I'm
25:31
not letting you pick my baby
25:33
up. Strange person. And it's
25:35
like a bit of a weird thing about having a little
25:37
baby. Like there are people that just kind of feel entitled
25:39
to reach out and touch the baby. And
25:42
I mean, the Rone is now old
25:45
enough that it's not really happening anymore,
25:47
but, uh, really prided myself on like
25:49
ducking and weaving out of the way when
25:51
people reach out to try and put an
25:54
unasked for hand on him. Yeah.
25:56
But like, I was like, man, like what, what
25:59
kind of like. society would I live in where
26:01
I just trusted a stranger enough to be like, yeah,
26:03
go ahead. I would let
26:05
this Cylon hold me today. And
26:09
when she is allowed to pick up the baby, I mean,
26:12
it's not, it doesn't get any
26:15
more creepy than it was in the
26:17
30 seconds before. But what's
26:19
tough is like, when the mother's back is
26:21
turned, you know, as
26:23
the mom is like trying to get
26:26
the attention of her husband or whatever.
26:28
Yeah. And that very elegantly blocked scene
26:31
takes place where she
26:33
kills this baby in the crib and you
26:35
don't see it and you don't hear it
26:39
crucially. I think this is really
26:41
well done because I heard a
26:43
crack. The trauma of the moment is in
26:45
the reaction. And I think
26:47
when bad things happen
26:50
in movies and TV, those are the
26:52
most powerful forms that they appear
26:54
in, I think. Yeah. I
26:58
didn't hear a crack. Were you teasing me? I didn't hear
27:00
a crack. You heard a baby's neck crack? Yeah.
27:04
I heard like a crack of the
27:06
back level crack. Oh, were you
27:08
listening to this in headphones? No. Huh?
27:12
Yeah, I didn't hear it. I was watching it on my television
27:14
here in my office. Maybe I was cracking my own back during.
27:18
That is, I
27:20
would say likely you were cracking your back during. Yeah,
27:22
I do a lot. You're like, oh yeah, this scene.
27:25
Oh, I love this. Ah,
27:27
stretch it out. Yeah. It's
27:30
so upsetting. I think the senselessness
27:32
of it is what's upsetting. But
27:35
that's important for this character, right?
27:37
The idea that the
27:39
Cylon is moving through this society
27:42
without the...maybe she's aware
27:47
of it, but absent any kind
27:49
of feeling about the lives around
27:51
her whatsoever. Like these are fucking
27:54
science experiments around her that she
27:56
could perform whatever she wants on.
28:00
She alludes to the
28:02
fact that everybody's going to be
28:04
dead pretty soon anyways, so like
28:06
doesn't really matter. But
28:11
just from like a trolley problem standpoint, like
28:14
she's she is magically splitting
28:16
the trolley to go down both
28:18
tracks. Yeah. You know, yeah, somebody
28:20
make that mean. We
28:24
cut over to the palatial
28:26
estate of Gaius Beltar. He's
28:29
a famous scientist of
28:31
some renown, and he's got some
28:33
controversial opinions about A.I. He's
28:36
sitting for a remote interview with
28:39
a newscaster and in
28:41
walks the lady Cylon like she's
28:43
been there dozens of times before.
28:47
And when the interview is over,
28:49
they get right down to the fucking. And
28:52
this fucking looks pretty spine tingling
28:55
when you see the behind her angle. Yeah,
28:59
she's got Carlax infernal engine in there
29:01
somewhere. It's simply too hot to exist
29:03
here in a material plane. Is she
29:06
wearing leather underwear? Yeah,
29:09
what an outfit, right? It's like kind
29:11
of like a see through top and
29:13
skirt and then sort of a black
29:15
leather bikini underneath for
29:17
modesty. There's
29:20
an aspect to casting here that
29:22
I think I
29:25
think is pretty important because I don't think you
29:27
just want to cast hot. You
29:30
want to cast threat also, and
29:33
the actor who plays this character,
29:35
Trisha Helfer, like really does that.
29:37
Yeah, there's sort of a seven of nininess
29:39
to this character, right? Yeah,
29:42
I'm number six. She's like so
29:44
much taller than most of the
29:46
characters that she's around, including Gaius
29:48
Beltar. She's she just like
29:50
seems more powerful than everybody.
29:54
And Gaius Beltar, controversial
29:57
views on advancing computer technology and
29:59
also. on having sex with baby
30:02
murdering robot ladies. You
30:04
got to believe he's doing a good job if
30:06
her spine turns red, right? Like that's,
30:09
that's good. It's a good sign. Maybe.
30:11
Right? I don't know.
30:13
I would, I've never gotten someone's spine
30:16
red. I've
30:18
had people try and like claim that their spine
30:20
is red, but you know, like you look over
30:22
and catch a glimpse in the mirror and you're
30:24
like, come on. Yeah. Don't bullshit a bullshitter. The
30:27
greatest trick is yet to keep. We
30:31
cut over to Galactica and a
30:33
Viper is entering the hangar. It's
30:36
pilot, Lee Adama. This is
30:38
captain Adama's son. Another fucking
30:40
nepo, baby. I'm going to keep calling
30:43
him captain Adama where I, where I
30:45
shouldn't. Commander Adama. Yeah. The Edward James
30:47
almost character. And cause Lee is the
30:50
captain, right? Yeah. Yeah. It's
30:53
very confusing. I got tripped up there. He
30:55
doesn't like being
30:57
there. He doesn't like landing
30:59
his, his jet manually, but
31:02
that's the way commander Adama likes it. It doesn't
31:04
sound like there was a choice in the matter.
31:06
Like the technology does not exist on the ship
31:08
for whatever guided landing these jets
31:10
can do. And that was explained a little
31:13
bit in that opener as well. Like
31:15
everything is wired. There's not
31:17
wireless all over this ship. Yeah.
31:19
There are computers, but not network
31:22
computers and the ship is
31:24
kind of intentionally not heavily
31:27
reliant on automation because
31:29
the silons threatened that
31:32
type of vulnerability specifically. Don't
31:34
you love the detail of
31:36
dot matrix printers being the
31:39
most visual form of that?
31:41
Hey, I'm fucking up my
31:43
camp. Yeah. I did sort
31:45
of want like, you
31:47
know, spoiler alert for later in the
31:50
episode, but you know, Africa starts getting
31:52
exploded later and I sort
31:54
of wanted there to just be a hail
31:57
of little like corners of pieces of
31:59
paper. falling everywhere, you
32:01
know? Yeah, yeah. Because that's
32:04
the other thing, is they clip the corners off
32:06
of every piece of paper in this show. And
32:10
presumably there's just like a dump somewhere full
32:12
of those paper corners, right? Have
32:14
you noticed that some
32:17
brands of premium toilet paper, like the
32:19
kind that I keep in my house,
32:22
are not doing straight line cuts, they're
32:24
doing a wavy cut? Oh.
32:26
Because the idea is it's a cleaner pull
32:29
when you pull it off the roll. Wow.
32:31
Like it just blurps right across
32:33
instead of like sometimes you'll pull
32:36
the toilet paper and
32:38
it'll like flubble, flubble, like it'll just
32:40
roll on out on you in an
32:43
annoying way. Yeah, or you just get a little
32:45
bit of corner from the next piece. This
32:47
seems like that. Like if you
32:49
create your dot matrix printer paper
32:52
in this format, maybe it's easier
32:54
to rip off the printer. Oh
32:57
shit, but also, you know, we
32:59
just recently on the hit Star
33:01
Trek podcast, The Greatest Generation opened
33:03
a gift from a viewer
33:05
in the UK who
33:08
lovingly recreated the Costa-Mojan,
33:10
like, Pah-Raith book from
33:13
Deep Space Nine. Yeah.
33:16
And that has also got the corners
33:18
clipped off. How about that? Maybe
33:20
these people are Pah-Raith people. Remains
33:23
to be seen. Yeah,
33:25
who knows? So there's a
33:28
very brief moment where the crew chief
33:30
is seen fooling around with a lieutenant
33:32
that we know a little bit more
33:34
about later on. And
33:36
this is right next to a flight
33:38
crew meeting that's happening. Liodama arrives and
33:41
boy, we got a great big surprise for you,
33:43
Liodama. You're going to love it. You're
33:45
going to get to fly your dad's old
33:47
Viper during the ceremony. And everyone like does
33:50
that thing where you're in a crowded room
33:52
and like everyone turns around to look. And
33:54
they're expecting to see a sun
33:57
filled with pride, you know, at being given the
33:59
opportunity to fly. to do this great thing.
34:01
He's not happy about this at all. And everyone
34:04
seems kind of put off by how not into
34:06
it he is. Apollo came
34:08
aboard the Battlestar with
34:10
a chip on his shoulder and
34:13
carries that chip through this whole meeting. And
34:17
it seems like he's got some pals in
34:19
this room, like people he knows from other
34:22
postings or whatever, but
34:24
he's not happy to be here, despite the
34:26
fact that this does really seem to
34:29
be an honor that he's being given
34:31
to fly this Viper in this ceremony.
34:34
Yeah, kind of don't
34:36
like his shit attitude right away. Like this
34:38
isn't a character that's introduced to like in
34:40
the way that so many others have been,
34:42
right? Right. For
34:45
example, Robot Lady
34:47
and Gaius, who we cut over to see on
34:50
Caprica, they're walking around.
34:52
We learned that, so Gaius Beltar
34:54
is this computer genius who
34:57
works with the Ministry of Defense and
35:00
has been advocating for greater
35:02
embrasure of artificial intelligence
35:05
in a society that is
35:07
still licking its wounds 40
35:09
years after a brutal war with
35:11
artificial intelligences. It becomes clear
35:13
that he's really opened up the
35:16
computational kimono to the
35:18
blonde lady in
35:20
terms of letting her see
35:23
what's going on in the Department
35:25
of Defense's computer systems. Is
35:28
that so hard? He believes that she is part
35:30
of some kind of company
35:32
that's going to be bidding for defense contracts.
35:35
When I open up my computational
35:38
kimono, you can see two zeros
35:40
and a one. Is
35:44
that one kind of hanging in front of
35:46
the zeros or is it like up above
35:48
the zeros? Right in the middle. Wow. Good
35:51
for you. This seems to be
35:54
like a situation where he
35:56
has a lot of power and
35:59
she's got career ambitions and
36:01
he's kind of helping her out. You know,
36:04
it feels like a little bit
36:06
innocent in that way, in a way
36:08
that Gaius Baltar can't possibly know
36:10
the truth about. Like, he thinks
36:12
it's one way, but it is really not.
36:15
He just thinks it's quid pro dome.
36:17
Yeah. Yeah. And when
36:19
he leaves, she turns around and talks to
36:21
someone who isn't there or who
36:23
we never see. And
36:26
that's going to be something that's more a
36:28
thing for his character going forward. I mean,
36:31
I think that's probably something that attracted
36:33
him to her because as we've said
36:35
many times before on this show, nobody
36:38
fucks like crazy. Yeah. Over
36:43
on Galactica, Laura Roslin arrives with
36:45
a real cousin Greg kind of
36:47
assistant with her. I can take
36:49
a lot in terms of psychological
36:51
pain. So, yeah. I
36:53
love this guy. Yeah. I
36:57
love that not everyone in
36:59
science fiction has like a
37:01
natural understanding of how ships
37:03
work or how to navigate
37:05
them or whatever. Of course, he finds his way
37:07
to the bathroom. Yeah. The co-ed shower
37:10
area. Yeah. He walks
37:12
into a scene from Starship
37:14
Troopers and is like, whoa, what's going
37:16
on in here? This guy's great. Yeah.
37:19
And we also get to see
37:21
some some of the hangar area that is
37:23
going to be the main
37:25
part of the museum, like visitor information
37:27
system and, you know, signs hanging and
37:30
exhibits getting set up and stuff. One
37:33
of the few like illustrations of
37:35
the museum that this ship is
37:37
scheduled to become. Meanwhile,
37:40
Laura Roslin, the Mary McDonald
37:42
character, is getting toured around
37:45
and we kind of learn that
37:48
she is the secretary of education and
37:50
she is the kind of like
37:52
lead dignitary for this ceremony that everybody's
37:55
been getting ready for. So she's got
37:57
pretty reasonable requests, right? She's like. look,
37:59
if this is gonna be a museum
38:01
ship, we're gonna be taking children's field
38:03
trips through here constantly. You
38:05
know what children's field trips
38:07
like? Little computer stations.
38:10
Yeah. Why don't we set them up all over
38:12
the place? And boy,
38:15
Edama has a pretty bright line
38:17
against this idea. I love how
38:21
extremely clear he is about
38:24
not ever having networked computers on his
38:26
ship in a way that again, like
38:30
walks up to being an asshole and
38:32
takes two steps back from it. He's
38:34
not being an asshole. He's just stating
38:36
an opinion he has very strongly and
38:38
also it's his ship and those
38:40
are his orders. He's just being
38:42
unequivocal. Yeah, nothing wrong with that. No.
38:45
I'm sorry that I'm inconveniencing you with
38:47
the teachers, but I
38:49
will not allow network computerized
38:51
system to be placed on the ship while
38:53
I'm in command. Is
38:55
that clear? Yes, sir. Thank you. Excuse me.
38:58
Everyone's jacking off with paper stuff,
39:00
right? Like, that's what's
39:03
going on on this ship. Vanessa,
39:05
that's mine. Like a good 25% of
39:08
the mass of this ship is just...
39:11
It's paper porn. Yeah, reams of paper
39:13
porn. Paper
39:16
porn with the corners of the pages
39:18
cut off. Right, so it doesn't like
39:20
stack perfectly, you know. Like
39:23
from a space efficiency standpoint, they could
39:25
be doing better, but they're not because
39:28
they're committed to an aesthetic. If
39:30
you were wondering if Gaius Baltar was
39:33
exclusive with his blonde lady friend,
39:35
he is not and we learned that in
39:37
the next scene that when he is woken
39:40
up by his blonde lady friend
39:42
while he's in bed with a
39:44
different lover and he tries
39:46
to make the case that this is just who I am,
39:48
baby. You Do this about
39:51
me when you started hooking up with me and
39:53
you asked me if I loved you and I
39:55
very definitely said I did not. You remember that,
39:57
right? I Told you when we got together, baby.
40:00
It be that you're gonna
40:02
have to share me with
40:04
every other lady on this
40:06
planet. half see. Is
40:08
not upset for the reasons you
40:10
might. Presume. She's
40:12
not mad. She. Just
40:15
really nice to tell him something that good
40:17
to hear what that is. Because Rebecca Galactica
40:19
again and. It's. Picture Day. That
40:21
like the press is a big part of
40:23
this show. At this point the press is
40:25
covering that the decommissioning of the ship. They
40:28
want to take pictures. Of. The
40:30
commander in his son and they're kind
40:32
of. assuming. A relationship
40:34
that isn't there. In a
40:36
way that really makes a lot of sense,
40:38
makes a lot of awkward sense like. Wanted.
40:41
To put your arm around him. Rights.
40:43
Cause is your son. Or. Whatever
40:45
we learned from a brief seen
40:48
in the brig were Apollo
40:50
went to visit his old pal
40:52
Starbucks. that. He. And
40:54
his dad are both grieving the
40:56
loss of his brother. The.
40:59
Other little boy from that
41:01
photographs and grieving and ways
41:03
that have kind of driven
41:05
them apart as people so
41:08
that is especially. Uncomfortable
41:10
in the scene like. The
41:12
haven't even talked to each other in two years
41:15
and they're being asked to. Way to sum it
41:17
up for the cameras and. It's
41:19
ugly, like barely sell it. I thought that the
41:21
acting in this is really good. like they did
41:23
the smile that they needed to do to get
41:25
these people out of the room but neither from
41:28
lights doing it and then they have a little
41:30
confrontation. I like how we don't cut away after
41:32
their picture like I like how we get right
41:34
into it. Up to the Presley's. Yeah
41:36
and like it's a Apollo saying like a
41:39
like There was nothing in my orders about
41:41
being like congenial with. My. Estranged
41:43
father when I came aboard like I did
41:45
mass to be here. I'm I'm here because
41:47
this is Rose told the Go and that's
41:50
how my life works. and also my brother
41:52
was a city pilot and never should have
41:54
been a pilot if a work for your
41:56
string polling. So you killed my brother. Really
41:59
rare. Observe the heat here pretty fast.
42:02
Between them the. Be. And
42:04
Epo baby worked out great for me,
42:06
but not for Zach. A bit back
42:08
for Zach. This
42:11
is one of those scenes that's blocked in
42:14
that way where. Edward James Olmos.
42:16
His character is like. Looking.
42:19
Toward the camera. Well. Over
42:21
his shoulder his son is kind of
42:23
looking at him and us to. And.
42:26
Like in the real life composition of
42:28
this moment. like they're not looking at
42:31
each other. Wrote. The sun
42:33
is to stock into his father's back
42:35
when my wife and I have a
42:37
difference of opinion and I attempt to
42:40
move to make real this very classic.
42:42
Framing. From. Film and Television?
42:44
Which one? Are you the the center?
42:47
The father in this examples of though
42:49
I'm the one like looking off into
42:51
the distance of wistfully well I have
42:54
the argument surfer doesn't go over Great
42:56
Pacific specific. There. Are
42:59
six. Been
43:04
it's greatest Trek drive which
43:06
this year is like putting a
43:08
red dress on the Mac.
43:10
Son business assets, Reagan sense
43:12
of sinister. Are
43:16
you alive? Then is the show Allies?
43:18
That's the question you know. Like I
43:20
think that there is a very real
43:22
future in which it is not and
43:25
that is the future in which people
43:27
don't support the worst that we do.
43:29
I mean is very silly show, but
43:32
I think it's also a really. Important
43:34
thing to like: have some light
43:36
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We cut right back over to
48:02
Gaius Baltar's bedroom, where his Cylon
48:05
lady friend has admitted to him
48:07
that she's a Cylon in
48:09
case his dick didn't notice. And
48:13
her access to the defense mainframe
48:16
really freaks him out. But in a very
48:18
unusual way. Not in the,
48:20
oh my god, I put Caprica and
48:22
the 12 colonies at risk, but rather
48:24
in the, it's all my fault and
48:26
everyone's going to find out it's all my fault kind of way.
48:30
And she latches right on
48:32
to how ugly this moment is
48:34
for him, like as an expression
48:37
of how ugly human beings can be.
48:40
Yeah, like it's not you that
48:42
got fucked. I mean, you did get fucked,
48:44
but your entire species got fucked
48:46
here and you're just, all you
48:48
can do is think about yourself. He
48:50
starts freaking out about treason and so forth.
48:53
And it's almost redundant to
48:55
describe it as cold, but like
48:58
the coldness with which she describes
49:02
a not so distant future where
49:04
he won't be charged with any crimes
49:06
because there won't be no criminal justice
49:08
system left to prosecute
49:10
him is amazing. And
49:13
like the bombs start falling on
49:15
the planet right then and
49:17
there. Yeah,
49:19
there's kind of a flash and we cut
49:21
away, but it is hard to interpret that
49:24
flash as anything but a nuke going off
49:26
over the horizon. What
49:28
do you think about the choice to make this
49:30
moment beautiful? Because I thought
49:32
it was like the way the way
49:34
the flash happens over the ridge line
49:37
and like how beautiful this
49:39
guy's house is and these two actors are
49:41
very pretty like everything about
49:43
this scene is if you
49:45
weren't listening to the dialogue. Kind
49:48
of breathtaking. I love that
49:50
choice. I think that the tension of
49:53
that is really interesting and great and
49:55
yeah, like it's it warms up the scene
49:57
to like the flash is very yellow and
49:59
it's. It kind of, you know, like
50:01
I think this was probably shot in
50:04
and around Vancouver if I had to guess.
50:07
And the like view out that window
50:09
is like, you know,
50:11
very fancy houses on Puget Sound
50:13
or whatever, where you're,
50:15
you know, looking across water at
50:18
other islands, but it's kind of a
50:20
cold climate. So it's a
50:22
cool color temperature out there. And
50:25
then that explosion kind of like warms it all
50:27
up. Yeah. Is it a beachy vibe?
50:30
I like that choice too. We cut
50:32
over to the Battlestar Galactica
50:34
for the decommissioning ceremony where
50:36
we get the flyby with
50:39
the Vipers. And the music is the
50:41
theme to the original show. Isn't that
50:43
neat? I thought that was great. Yeah.
50:46
A proud moment for everyone. And
50:49
Commander Adama gets introduced
50:51
and he kind of starts
50:54
in on the speech that he was
50:56
practicing before. And
50:59
then he goes off script, man. And it's
51:01
like, you know, it's one of those like,
51:03
oh, the teleprompter is broke and
51:05
this is not going to be
51:07
good. Like this is going to be Gaff City. One
51:11
of my favorite SNL sketches is wake up
51:13
and smile, a sketch from like the mid
51:15
nineties where the teleprompter goes out. You remember
51:17
that? And it turns into Lord of the Flies.
51:19
Yeah. The order of the hand will
51:21
rule. I
51:24
really love how this moment unfolds because
51:26
this is like part of the
51:28
greatness of what a Ronald D. Moore can do
51:30
is like he can write toward the text and
51:33
the subtext at the same time. Right.
51:36
And what happens here is like he allows this
51:38
character to speak towards this general audience, which is
51:40
assembled in the hangar for like
51:42
the museum shit. But when
51:44
we cut over to his son listening along
51:46
in the fighter plane, he's also
51:49
talking specifically to him and
51:51
what he's saying is, is accomplishing both
51:53
things sooner or later. The
51:56
decals, you can't hide
51:58
from the things that you've done anymore. You
52:00
know, it sort of feels like
52:02
the apology he seems to think
52:04
he owes his son for getting
52:08
Zach into the
52:10
military, I guess. Is his
52:13
name really Zach? That's such a classic name
52:15
for a younger brother or something. Younger
52:18
dipshit bad pilot brother. Yeah,
52:21
yeah. The speech also
52:23
seems to hit for Starbuck. I mean, like
52:25
we kind of cut around. Like everybody's listening
52:27
in on this. But I really like that
52:31
this ceremony seems to be something that's
52:33
important to the people that are here
52:35
on Battlestar Galactica, but didn't really seem
52:38
to be something anybody was thinking about
52:41
on Caprica. You
52:43
know, it's just one of like a
52:45
million ribbon cutting things that a secretary
52:47
of blank goes and does throughout the
52:49
course of their day. And like rarely
52:52
are they like newsworthy events, you know?
52:55
Right. The decommissioning of
52:57
a great aircraft carrier hits a
52:59
lot harder and noffick than it
53:01
does in any
53:03
other part of the country. Yeah, I'm sure
53:05
it happens from time to time. I've never
53:07
like opened a newspaper and seen an item
53:10
about it, you know? Sure, yeah.
53:12
So yeah, this feels like a kind of a moment
53:14
that's very important to these characters
53:16
specifically, but not really anyone else.
53:20
And you know, the secretary of
53:22
education applauds and then like we
53:24
see her space jumbo jet leaving
53:26
the hangar in the next moment.
53:28
Like it's over and she's heading
53:31
back to Caprica in this ship that
53:33
has like there's a deck that
53:35
is very much designed like a commercial
53:38
airliner, but it also has
53:40
like a big cargo capacity underneath
53:42
and they're getting escorted by Apollo
53:44
in his vintage airplane. They're
53:47
all going back to the same place. Yeah.
53:51
And meanwhile Boomer, the Grace Park character
53:53
and all of the rest of the
53:56
Vipers are in space, you
53:58
know, post the airship. as
54:00
part of the decommissioning ceremony, and
54:02
they bid them farewell also. And
54:05
we cut back to Caprica, where Dr.
54:08
Gaius Baltar is really feeling bad for
54:10
himself while he watches the end of
54:12
society on TV. Amazing
54:15
how long cable news hangs in
54:18
there before finally blurping out, right?
54:21
Like the bombs are dropping all around
54:23
his location on the planet, and
54:25
he's still getting channels on the TV. That's
54:28
amazing. Yeah. Our
54:31
internet goes out for no reason at all. Our
54:34
power has been going out for no reason
54:36
at all lately. Like just like over, like
54:38
we get up in the morning and like
54:40
the clock on the stove is flashing. I
54:42
don't like that. Yeah, it's happened
54:45
like three times in the last few weeks. Huh.
54:48
So once Gaius
54:51
loses the feed on the cable news,
54:54
his silent lady friend makes it clear that
54:56
like she's not in any danger. She's
54:59
very Borg's queeny in this way. She's like,
55:01
look, I can't die. This
55:03
body, this hot body, like
55:06
it's not over for me. I
55:08
mean, it is in this body, this body that's
55:10
here with you, like that's gonna go away obviously,
55:12
but I'm gonna wake up somewhere else. You know,
55:15
body just like it? Because there
55:17
are 12 of me and I'm the sixth one.
55:20
Which I'm not sure if what she's saying
55:22
is they've already blown up five of
55:25
them before her, but I kind of
55:27
feel like that's what she's saying because
55:29
we saw one explode with that old
55:31
crusty-mouthed guy in the cold open.
55:34
Was that number five, presumably? Yeah, and then we're
55:36
about to lose this one. So the next time
55:38
we see her is gonna be seven whenever that
55:40
is. It's a beautiful name for a boy or
55:43
a girl, especially girl, or a boy. The Cylons
55:45
have been spending these bodies like
55:47
it's going out of style though. Like if there's only 12
55:49
of them, she's not
55:51
totally unkillable. But if
55:53
her mission is just to do the
55:55
pre-war, pre-attack stuff, they don't need many
55:57
more than what they've got it seems.
56:00
Like, they're doing just fine with
56:02
this plan. Yeah. But it is
56:04
weird that they did not overbuild this particular
56:07
model. Like, their manufacturing
56:09
abilities seem pretty impressive,
56:11
you know? So does the next one
56:14
go around introducing herself as seven of
56:16
twelve? Potentially, yeah.
56:18
Wow. Weird. How would you
56:20
feel about seven? Imprecise,
56:23
but acceptable. He's
56:25
got nowhere to go, basically. But
56:28
the bombs keep falling, and we cut
56:31
back to Battlestar, where the news has
56:33
not really reached him yet. That
56:35
really bad shit is going down. And
56:38
finally, a call comes in
56:40
to Adama in his office that
56:43
Fleet Headquarters is broadcasting
56:45
a message in the
56:47
clear about this
56:49
Cylon attack on the twelve
56:51
colonies. So he
56:54
orders everyone to, you know, go
56:56
to battle stations, and I mean,
56:59
the ship is like half demilitarized at
57:01
this point. Like, one of their hangar
57:03
bays is occupied by
57:06
museum crap and a gift
57:10
shop, and they don't
57:12
have any ammunition aboard. The
57:14
alarm goes off, and everybody is taken
57:16
totally by surprise, including the XO, who's
57:19
just like trying to chill out and
57:21
burn holes in photographs of his wife's
57:23
face with a cigar. I
57:25
mean, what else is he going to do? He's probably
57:27
not invited to that card game anymore. Yeah.
57:33
He will not believe this until
57:36
Commander Adama just goes on the one
57:38
MC and tells everyone that they're
57:40
at war. That's what it takes to sort of like
57:43
grab him by the lapels and shake him into
57:46
understanding how severe this moment
57:48
is. Also, it's time to get
57:50
Starback out of the brig, right? Yeah,
57:52
I loved that he thought it was like
57:54
a retirement prank. How
57:56
fucking humiliating. That's
58:00
what it actually was. All of that
58:02
affection that the crew showed him earlier
58:04
just is quickly betrayed
58:06
by like their interest in doing bits on
58:08
him. Really? I
58:11
fucking, I mean a life of military
58:13
service is not known for enriching
58:16
one. I did this out of love and
58:18
respect for you guys and this is your
58:20
fucking tally-o to me? This
58:22
is how you send me off? Do you
58:24
think it's fun and funny for me to
58:26
think at any point that my one remaining
58:28
son might be in danger of going
58:32
to war right now? Who thought
58:34
of this? There's
58:43
also an attack squadron from Galactica
58:46
that's two hours away from Caprica.
58:48
Like they're en route. Yeah,
58:50
these are the people that Boomer
58:53
and Hilo were with. Boomer and Hilo
58:55
are in a bigger ship that is
58:58
like a similar design to the Vipers
59:00
but has maybe some troop
59:02
carrying capacity and some extra cargo capacity.
59:05
They call this a raptor. Oh,
59:08
okay. They start picking up
59:10
bogeys on their radar. They're
59:13
starting to think that maybe there's some
59:15
silons that may be nearby. I
59:18
love how much of the battle you
59:20
don't see. Like what have
59:22
we seen up until now? We've seen
59:25
one nuclear explosion. We've seen some grainy
59:27
television news footage. But
59:29
it's this moment on Galactica where we
59:31
get like the war update and
59:34
we get to learn of the
59:37
losses. Like a quarter of the fleet's
59:39
been destroyed. Thirty battle
59:41
stars of the kind that
59:43
Galactica is have been destroyed.
59:46
But presumably like newer than the
59:48
kind that Galactica is because Galactica
59:50
is from the era of the
59:52
war. So this
59:54
is having really devastating
59:57
effects and Starbuck kind
59:59
of swags on. out of the bridge
1:00:01
and gets this terrible news and wants
1:00:03
to get one of those Mark II
1:00:05
vipers out of mothballs and get into
1:00:07
the fight. I think that
1:00:10
thing you said about how the
1:00:12
advancement in technology has actually been
1:00:15
what is their Achilles heel is
1:00:18
like not directly described here,
1:00:20
but like the reading incident reports about
1:00:22
Battlestars losing power before they're even able
1:00:24
to attack, right, or repel
1:00:27
the Cylons like that's a
1:00:29
big part of the subtext of like
1:00:31
the mystery of how
1:00:33
their losses have been so great. And it
1:00:35
seems like robot babe number
1:00:38
six may be behind that and guys
1:00:41
belt are through idiocy also sort of
1:00:43
at fault for that kind of stuff.
1:00:46
And we see this vividly described
1:00:48
in the fight that these vipers
1:00:50
have with it's just two Cylon
1:00:52
planes that they go up against
1:00:54
and they all get taken
1:00:56
out kind of all at once because their
1:00:59
computers bonk out and
1:01:01
their chips are, you know,
1:01:04
not steerable and boomer
1:01:06
and Hilo like just watch this from
1:01:08
a distance helpless to do anything and
1:01:10
it's a really scary moment. I
1:01:13
gotta say that the first time I saw
1:01:15
this, it really, really bumped me because
1:01:18
these Cylon fighters look
1:01:20
like Cylon heads
1:01:22
put on the front of the ships
1:01:25
in a very maximum overdrive kind of way.
1:01:30
I thought it was cheesy, but like
1:01:32
the more you live in this series
1:01:34
and consume its episodes, I think the
1:01:37
more terrifying it becomes like it
1:01:39
makes a kind of cold
1:01:41
logic kind of sense that like,
1:01:43
yeah, that's what they look like. And
1:01:46
the like Knight Rider red sweeping
1:01:48
light across the front, like it's,
1:01:50
it's a total throwback. Yeah, but
1:01:52
it really works. It is very
1:01:54
Knight Rider like, yeah, you do
1:01:57
it so well. Thank you.
1:01:59
It's kind of nauseating to see
1:02:02
like when the squadron loses power and
1:02:05
see them kind of float yeah lifelessly
1:02:07
and like bonk into each other and stuff
1:02:09
like we talk all the time
1:02:11
about how scary it is
1:02:13
to encounter a starship in Star Trek
1:02:15
that is just kind of tumbling in
1:02:18
space or listing or whatever and how
1:02:20
gross that looks yeah this is that
1:02:22
it's totally that and we don't know
1:02:24
these ships that well yeah but
1:02:26
they totally get the same effect so
1:02:28
we cut over to the
1:02:30
civilian transport that's taking Mary
1:02:32
McDonald at all back to
1:02:35
Caprica and she's like in
1:02:37
the bathroom like she's having
1:02:39
a terrible day she's had to kind of like
1:02:41
put on a brave public face while knowing
1:02:44
that she has been diagnosed with some
1:02:46
terrible sickness and it seems like no
1:02:48
one around her knows of this diagnosis
1:02:50
either this is private at this point
1:02:52
right yeah and she like walks
1:02:54
out into the ship and the
1:02:58
the captain of the ship is like giving everyone an
1:03:00
update like she is not keeping up with current events
1:03:02
like this is the first she's hearing about any of
1:03:04
this stuff yeah this is like if
1:03:07
you were somehow able to
1:03:09
miss the scene in the newsroom where the
1:03:11
pilot comes and tells the people in first
1:03:13
class that they got Osama bin Laden and
1:03:15
everyone everyone starts cheering like if you're a
1:03:18
character on that show that happened to miss
1:03:20
that moment yeah this is that
1:03:22
it's Rosalind miss that moment I'm sorry
1:03:24
well what did he say what was
1:03:26
that about meanwhile
1:03:32
boomer and Hilo are getting shot
1:03:35
at by the silons and they
1:03:37
manage to use countermeasures
1:03:40
on the missiles but they
1:03:42
get grazed a little bit and it fucks
1:03:44
their ship up and they're like losing
1:03:47
fuel and Hilo takes some shrapnel through
1:03:49
his leg looks very
1:03:52
painful yeah boomer
1:03:54
comes up with the idea that they're basically
1:03:56
just gonna have to coast back to Caprica
1:03:58
and put the ship down on the planet's
1:04:00
surface and they have no idea like how
1:04:02
fucked up the situation is gonna be when
1:04:04
they get there. Yeah it makes
1:04:06
some sense that that's where they
1:04:08
would ditch but yikes. Yeah.
1:04:11
The debris field is maybe the
1:04:13
first time you start to see
1:04:15
the scale of the attack because
1:04:17
we've not seen city skyline. We
1:04:20
haven't seen much but like there
1:04:23
are tumbling carcasses of ships up
1:04:25
there that they're flying
1:04:27
unpowered through on
1:04:29
their way toward the surface. Very
1:04:32
wolf 359. Back
1:04:34
on Galactica, Adama gives another
1:04:36
update to the crew. Caprica
1:04:38
City no longer going to
1:04:41
be hosting the Super Bowl and
1:04:43
they're not going to be able to
1:04:45
move that to a lot of other
1:04:48
colonies either. Nukes have been
1:04:50
detonated in a number of cities on a
1:04:52
number of planets and
1:04:54
aboard Roslyn's transport she
1:04:57
tells the flight crew that someone
1:05:00
on board with the radio has heard this
1:05:03
and the pilot is forced to
1:05:05
admit that it's true and when
1:05:08
your pilot is scared that's scary
1:05:11
and it's noticeable how cool
1:05:13
Roslyn is in this moment. She wants
1:05:15
to be the one to address the
1:05:17
passengers and she goes and she does that.
1:05:20
This is a very interesting
1:05:22
thing about this episode because I think
1:05:24
that the kind of terminology of government
1:05:26
that they use in it like the
1:05:28
fact that she's the Secretary of Education
1:05:30
which is a job that we roughly
1:05:32
understand what it means and you
1:05:35
know when they talk about there's like a line of succession.
1:05:37
Your ideas were
1:05:39
familiar from seeing political
1:05:41
thrillers but also the captain
1:05:44
giving the vibe of an airline
1:05:46
captain. This
1:05:49
is a sci-fi scenario that is very easy
1:05:51
for us to get our hands around emotionally
1:05:54
like what these characters are going through
1:05:56
because they've mapped really easily
1:05:58
onto things from real life. without
1:06:00
many hurdles you have to go
1:06:02
through. And also, you know, I
1:06:05
mean, Mary McDonald's just
1:06:07
like an incredible actor, so she
1:06:09
just brings so much life
1:06:11
to these moments. And she's
1:06:14
got to call in because as a
1:06:17
member of the cabinet, like there are
1:06:19
procedures when something like the Capitol City
1:06:21
has been nuked happens. I
1:06:25
like how quickly things pivot to a
1:06:27
very realistic feeling triage, like, all
1:06:30
right, well, our destination is kind
1:06:32
of no longer there. So
1:06:34
we're going to have to hunker down on
1:06:36
this transport ship for a while. Let's prep
1:06:38
it for a longer term voyage than we
1:06:40
were expecting. Like she starts delegating tasks immediately
1:06:43
here. I love this.
1:06:45
Like she just is taking the leadership
1:06:47
bull by the horns. Like Dorrel speaks
1:06:49
up for a second and she nuts
1:06:52
stomps him and gives him a job.
1:06:54
Like immediately, she's like, who the fuck
1:06:56
are you? I'm the fucking secretary of
1:06:58
education. Name somebody with
1:07:00
a higher rank on this ship. I think
1:07:02
one of the best ways to diffuse this
1:07:04
type of person or this type of angle
1:07:06
is like, do
1:07:08
you want to help? Here's how you do that.
1:07:11
Like shut the fuck up and help, like grab
1:07:14
a shovel. Tear up some water,
1:07:16
boil some rags. I'm sure the child will arrive
1:07:18
soon. Yeah, on
1:07:20
the flight deck, there is a, I
1:07:24
think you were talking about this before, like
1:07:26
the process of government in
1:07:28
this form and the
1:07:30
check that must be done for
1:07:32
the succession plan that needs
1:07:34
to take place in a time of war
1:07:37
like this. Yeah, she learns
1:07:39
that an unconditional surrender
1:07:41
was offered to the Cylons and
1:07:43
ignored. This is like playing Civ
1:07:47
and you're Gandhi and you're really going
1:07:49
at the other countries with the nukes
1:07:52
and so forth. And
1:07:54
they will give you anything for peace.
1:07:57
And you're like, nope, I'm going.
1:08:01
I'm going for war victory. I'm
1:08:03
playing this the way Computer Gandhi
1:08:05
used to play this. Yep. So
1:08:10
one of these missiles is coming for their
1:08:12
ship and Apollo bravely convinces
1:08:16
the nuke to lock onto him instead
1:08:18
of lock on to the big transport
1:08:22
and succeeds in shooting
1:08:24
it down. We cut over
1:08:26
to the surface of Capricub where
1:08:28
Boomer and Hilo have set down.
1:08:30
Hilo is just working
1:08:33
on getting his tourniquet working while
1:08:35
Boomer like wrenches under the ship.
1:08:38
I think they said something about like a fuel
1:08:40
line getting clipped so... There's
1:08:42
kind of a suction cup device that he uses
1:08:44
to seal a hull breach and I was like,
1:08:47
oh, why couldn't you just blurb
1:08:49
that onto your gushing wound? Seal
1:08:52
that up. Do
1:08:54
you think some fuel got into the wound?
1:08:57
Like did the shrapnel carry fuel into his
1:08:59
birdie? I don't know. It's ugly.
1:09:01
They did a great job with this wound. Yeah, because
1:09:04
if it did, like just light the fuel
1:09:06
on fire, cauterize everything. Their problem
1:09:08
isn't just fixing the ship to
1:09:10
take off. Their problem also becomes
1:09:13
what to do with the mob of refugees
1:09:17
that are running down the Michael
1:09:19
Bay-esque field of wheat just
1:09:23
outside of the city center. They're carrying their
1:09:25
bags and their books and their children and
1:09:27
all that. Yeah. It's going
1:09:29
to be a problem. And there's like, you
1:09:32
know, mushroom clouds all around them
1:09:34
in every direction. And
1:09:36
there's a Gaius Beltar in there. Yeah.
1:09:38
I guess he survived by holding close
1:09:40
to his Cylon girlfriend's legs like a
1:09:43
nanny. I
1:09:45
like the one guy who didn't,
1:09:48
you know, put anything in suitcases but did grab
1:09:50
a stack of books. Like we got to preserve
1:09:52
the knowledge of Caprica. We
1:09:55
got to talk about stack of books, Guy.
1:09:58
How far are you running with the Cylon?
1:10:00
a stack of books that tall before you're
1:10:02
just losing books. Cause it's not like stack
1:10:04
of books that you can hold with two
1:10:07
hands. It's stack of books that he is
1:10:09
managing partly using his chin and he is
1:10:11
running full speed through a field. It's
1:10:14
an insane choice for an insane time. I
1:10:16
can't judge it. Yeah. Yeah.
1:10:18
That's true. And like,
1:10:20
maybe those are really important books in
1:10:23
their culture. You know, who knows? Behind
1:10:25
him is his wife. Like
1:10:27
Mitch, would you mind like carrying
1:10:29
one of our children? That
1:10:33
would be great. How much do those books weigh? Like
1:10:35
30 pounds total. I got
1:10:37
two toddlers here. Yeah. Each one of
1:10:39
which is 30 pounds. Apollo
1:10:48
has put in to the cargo
1:10:51
bay on the civilian
1:10:53
ship, which I was
1:10:55
shocked at how big this cargo bay was.
1:10:57
I was thinking that this was like commercial
1:10:59
airliner size of vessel and it is way,
1:11:02
way bigger than that. Because the main cabin
1:11:04
part feels like that. It feels small. And
1:11:07
that sort of made me realize
1:11:09
how big the battle star is. Cause this
1:11:11
ship was a little thing that could
1:11:13
go into the hangar bay of the battle
1:11:16
star and set down. No
1:11:18
problem. So the battle star
1:11:21
is fucking a North. Yeah.
1:11:23
It's really Russian nesting
1:11:25
dolls up in here. Yeah.
1:11:28
So, uh, Apollo's ship, I guess got
1:11:30
a little bit damaged by his encounter
1:11:32
with the missiles and Dorrels down here.
1:11:34
And he's like, Oh, like this, uh,
1:11:37
horrible lady that's the secretary of education
1:11:39
has been calling the shots. So really
1:11:41
glad you're here because you've actually got
1:11:43
a rank in the military and you
1:11:45
can overrule her and, uh, we can
1:11:47
actually be led by somebody that
1:11:50
I believe to be competent. What a little
1:11:52
ratty fuck. Yeah. And
1:11:54
I love how quickly
1:11:56
he regrets doing this. Like when Apollo goes
1:11:59
up and sees. that Mary McDonald is
1:12:01
just fucking running shit and like doing a
1:12:03
super good job at it. If
1:12:05
I was like, that lady is in charge.
1:12:09
I think lesser writing would have
1:12:11
turned this into a confrontation instead
1:12:14
of the example that this is.
1:12:16
Like, yeah, like they just witness
1:12:18
Rosalind's greatness and that's sufficient to
1:12:20
make the point. Yeah. There
1:12:23
isn't anything where she says something about how
1:12:25
her genitals are on the inside of her
1:12:27
body or anything like that. Yeah.
1:12:30
Yeah. The meme of
1:12:32
this is like the car sliding into
1:12:35
the off ramp and
1:12:37
those two script choices being the exit
1:12:39
sign. To
1:12:42
be honest, Darwin wishes she would have
1:12:44
brought up the situation with her genitals.
1:12:49
Back on the surface of Caprica, these
1:12:51
refugees seem to think that
1:12:54
their money will do anything to
1:12:57
get them a ticket on this ship that
1:12:59
they've encountered and it won't.
1:13:01
This ship has a capacity,
1:13:03
a weight capacity. That means
1:13:05
that they've got room for the kids and
1:13:08
three more non-kids. I
1:13:11
thought this is a terrible choice. If
1:13:13
you've got fall of humanity
1:13:16
happening, what good is
1:13:18
a kid going to do you? You
1:13:20
need knowledge. You need people who
1:13:22
can do shit and a kid's not going to
1:13:24
do anything. Okay, we're going to take
1:13:27
the kids but not that one with the
1:13:29
really tragic haircut and we're going
1:13:31
to take three adults and all the books that
1:13:33
that guy is carrying. Yeah. Yeah.
1:13:36
I think taking the kids is a bad choice. They
1:13:40
do take the time to run this lottery.
1:13:44
As nukes are falling all around them.
1:13:46
What? I was shocked by this. Finally,
1:13:50
over on the Battlestar, they
1:13:52
launch a bunch of these
1:13:54
Mark II Vipers, the old
1:13:56
ones. But Starbuck doesn't
1:13:58
get to go. her ship is
1:14:01
not firing yet and
1:14:04
she is very very eager to get into the
1:14:06
fight. I love the
1:14:08
catapult system on Galactica.
1:14:11
It's so recognizable as a form of
1:14:13
technology. Yeah. And it's great when they
1:14:15
do the the cut from the tube
1:14:18
that serves as the launch system to the
1:14:20
exterior to show you the
1:14:23
scale when these ships are launched. I
1:14:25
think it's great. It really looks awesome. They're
1:14:27
fighting another couple of these Cylon
1:14:30
ships and finally, Starbuck gets
1:14:33
in the fight and starts
1:14:35
bullseyne targets. Very exciting,
1:14:38
like great dogfight sequence. I love
1:14:40
the cockpit stuff, the control center
1:14:42
stuff, the the siege of
1:14:45
the actual fight. All of it is done at a
1:14:47
super high level. I think that one thing
1:14:49
that I kind of
1:14:51
feel like this pilot may
1:14:53
have innovated is all
1:14:56
the exterior stuff of spaceships, sort
1:14:58
of is shot on like on like
1:15:01
kind of a handheld, the camera's like pop
1:15:03
zooming in and out basis.
1:15:05
Yes. Like yeah, yeah, yeah. This
1:15:07
is a look that they definitely borrowed
1:15:09
in the expanse and a few other
1:15:12
sci-fi shows that I've watched. Great problem.
1:15:14
And I kind of think it must start
1:15:16
here. Like maybe there
1:15:18
are earlier examples of it, but this feels to
1:15:20
me like the earliest example of it. And
1:15:22
you know, like there's not obviously not a camera
1:15:25
guy with a camera on his shoulder, zooming
1:15:27
in and out and like floating around in space.
1:15:30
But something about like adding a little bit
1:15:32
of float to the camera
1:15:34
and making those shots a
1:15:36
little bit more chaotic and handheld feeling
1:15:39
makes space feel bigger and scarier,
1:15:42
you know. Did you
1:15:44
also detect as a way
1:15:46
to kind of finish this effect something that they
1:15:49
were doing with the audio too? The
1:15:51
only way I can come up to describe it is
1:15:54
like when you jump into a pool,
1:15:56
what being in water sounds like or
1:15:58
like whether a frequency to the sound of
1:16:01
being in space that sounded like white
1:16:03
noise adjacent? Like there's something acoustically happening
1:16:05
when you're out there combined with these
1:16:07
camera angles and movements that really make
1:16:09
it feel interesting. And it
1:16:11
feels like you're in space in the way that they
1:16:14
want you to feel. Yeah, like
1:16:17
obviously in space no one can hear you
1:16:19
scream, but you do want to have sound
1:16:21
just for like the excitement of the viewing
1:16:23
experience. And they made
1:16:25
interesting and new
1:16:27
choices I feel like in both the visuals
1:16:29
and the audio. Just the
1:16:31
like distortion on the radios sounds really cool
1:16:34
in this. Yeah.
1:16:36
So they're taking out these Cylon ships, but
1:16:38
one of them gets off a shot. I
1:16:40
think it's three nukes and Starbuck is able
1:16:42
to take out a couple of them, but
1:16:44
one of them is
1:16:47
able to detonate near
1:16:49
the Galactica. And
1:16:52
this sets off a whole like
1:16:54
submarine film sequence where
1:16:57
there's a big section of the ship and
1:16:59
an argument about shutting the bulkheads to isolate
1:17:01
it from the rest of
1:17:04
the ship. Whether or not Steve Zahn is
1:17:07
inside or outside that area.
1:17:09
Yeah. Like Chief Tyrell is
1:17:11
like, I got a hundred Zans
1:17:13
down there. And
1:17:17
Colonel Peague is like, make their lives
1:17:19
count for something. You have your
1:17:21
orders. Now seal a goddamn bay before we
1:17:24
all go down. Initially
1:17:26
I thought this was happening in a
1:17:28
different part of the ship from the
1:17:30
bridge, like far away from it, but
1:17:32
it is revealed during this interaction and
1:17:35
afterward that like this is just off
1:17:37
to the side. This is as if
1:17:39
this conversation was happening at, at warps
1:17:41
tactical station. Like this is
1:17:43
an ear shot of everyone. Yeah. It's
1:17:46
a big confrontation and it's like, I think
1:17:48
it's an interesting moment for the Colonel Peague
1:17:50
character because it's like not
1:17:53
felt like he is trustworthy or
1:17:55
competent at all up until this
1:17:57
point. And he
1:17:59
just. seems like a cruel and shitty
1:18:01
boss that is like stuck in middle
1:18:04
management under the actual boss that everybody
1:18:06
likes. And you
1:18:08
sort of realize in this moment, like this is why
1:18:10
he has the job he has because he is capable
1:18:14
of making a
1:18:16
really shitty decision, you
1:18:18
know, at the drop of a hat and
1:18:20
ordering the bad thing. Sabinson publicly
1:18:23
traded companies all the time before
1:18:26
the venture capital vultures take them down
1:18:28
piece by piece. Like they install a
1:18:31
managerial figure to like
1:18:33
give the bad news and destroy from the inside
1:18:35
so that they can be the face of the
1:18:37
thing. And that's kind of
1:18:39
like what's happening here. Yeah, he's that
1:18:41
guy. Last three slots on
1:18:43
the viper ship, Ben. I
1:18:47
think this is so well written because like
1:18:49
they they start calling the numbers and the
1:18:52
lady that's got the last ticket is
1:18:54
like, I can see I don't have
1:18:56
my glasses. Her glasses are on her
1:18:58
head, first of all. To
1:19:01
snatch seriousness from the jaws of humor
1:19:03
the way that they do here, I
1:19:06
think is really great because this shouldn't have
1:19:08
worked. This is this is fun
1:19:10
and funny, but it was not. There's
1:19:13
so many dimensions to this because you're like, oh, man,
1:19:15
like this guy is belt are such an asshole that
1:19:17
he's going to like claim that this was his ticket
1:19:19
and be like, oh, man, like you had 46, but
1:19:23
I happen to have 47 and he doesn't
1:19:25
do that. Instead, he
1:19:27
gets recognized by Hilo, who
1:19:30
is like, okay, like old lady who
1:19:32
has the number and you can both
1:19:34
go because I'm going
1:19:36
to sacrifice myself to save
1:19:38
the great Dr. Gias Beltar
1:19:40
because I've seen you on
1:19:43
TV and I know you're important.
1:19:45
Well, doesn't it seem as though
1:19:47
Gias's character has changed because he
1:19:49
has that opportunity Not
1:19:51
only declines to take the opportunity, but
1:19:53
like foists her ahead of him. Like
1:19:56
You got to get on that transport
1:19:58
lady and also get the fun. in
1:20:00
glasses off your head, Assist assist suspend
1:20:02
actually use them. I mean, it's Lakes
1:20:04
the nightmare scenario that we talk about
1:20:06
all the time. You and your wife
1:20:08
were going on a flight somewhere and
1:20:11
one of you but not the other
1:20:13
gets bumped up the first class and.
1:20:15
It's like no, you should take it like
1:20:17
a really Why: he did enjoy. Of
1:20:20
it's like a like i'm not so sure
1:20:22
and like. All. Of that ten soon as
1:20:24
in the scene. There's. A little check
1:20:26
box, Or Delta words like yeah,
1:20:28
if you have an upgrade, I'll take
1:20:30
one of those. There should be another
1:20:32
checkbox that. Don't. Break Up
1:20:34
My marriage. Ssssss. That
1:20:40
be a button you hit that should be
1:20:42
a burden and look if your if your
1:20:44
marriage is on the rocks and maybe like
1:20:46
this would be the thing the tipping over
1:20:48
maybe don't click the button. Maybe
1:20:51
you'll let it happen. Maybe if you blame it
1:20:53
on delta. Some. Air travelers.
1:20:55
Just one wants the world burn s.
1:21:01
Si. Lo Cel sacrifices and also like
1:21:03
suits a guy in the back who's
1:21:06
trying to like. Last. Chapter
1:21:08
added Ma'am his way arts like you're
1:21:10
not, you're not gonna make it very
1:21:12
far. guy getting on the outside of
1:21:15
the space him so theories like ten
1:21:17
pounds of Boston but that fly off
1:21:19
of the sky sky body. I thought
1:21:21
like like he was not just shot
1:21:24
with a laser weapon it it like
1:21:26
really fucked him up. Yeah you're gonna
1:21:28
want to go slow and low on
1:21:30
the chunk of that guy that of
1:21:33
S. s. R A species Philo
1:21:35
and all other people that live on
1:21:37
Caprica with the with that books guy
1:21:39
Can we to say that it was?
1:21:41
There was a guy who did the
1:21:43
books and tried to get on. Let's.
1:21:46
Assume it was books guy here. He seems
1:21:48
to have made lot of bad decisions today
1:21:50
as many know guys bell tower in terms
1:21:52
of bad decision making. His. story
1:21:54
ended there is no
1:21:56
said starting to look
1:21:59
way Mary McDonald is
1:22:01
the designated survivor. They
1:22:03
get like an automated
1:22:05
message over on the spaceship and
1:22:08
she sends something back. She
1:22:10
has a little conversation with Apollo
1:22:12
about like what's going on here.
1:22:15
That's when she like gets the
1:22:17
little printout that reveals that in
1:22:19
fact the presidency has fallen to
1:22:21
her. The ceremony when she's
1:22:24
sworn in, I
1:22:26
think intentionally evokes Lyndon
1:22:29
Johnson swearing in on Air Force One. Like
1:22:31
it's happening on this transport trip. As
1:22:34
if Jackie Kennedy
1:22:36
was taking the oath of office instead. Like right
1:22:38
on down to the similarities
1:22:40
in dress, I thought
1:22:44
this scene was really well done for that
1:22:46
reason. I thought it was weird that the
1:22:48
scroll that the priest lady was reading off
1:22:51
was like very vascular. Seemed
1:22:55
like a very horny scroll, didn't it? I
1:23:03
mean some priests prefer the meat
1:23:05
scroll like for the big events.
1:23:08
But why was this priest traveling with the
1:23:10
meat scroll? It would seem as though this
1:23:12
is just like a normal, like you bust
1:23:14
out the meat scroll for the big ones, not
1:23:17
whatever this was going to be. How did she
1:23:19
get past TSA with the meat scroll? That's what
1:23:21
I want to know. I don't know. Pretty
1:23:24
gross. Yeah. Looking
1:23:26
nasty. On
1:23:28
Galactica, Adama is told of
1:23:30
the very high death count
1:23:32
that came as a result
1:23:34
of Teague's command
1:23:36
and also
1:23:39
like in the very same conversation, the munitions
1:23:41
depot has a ton of the stuff they
1:23:43
need. Shovel is, between them and
1:23:45
that depot, the silo and fleet. And
1:23:48
that's like three days away. How are they going to get there?
1:23:51
We learned that they do
1:23:53
have faster than light travel
1:23:55
in this sci-fi universe,
1:23:57
but it is super fucking scary.
1:24:00
and everybody does not like doing it. Yeah,
1:24:03
yeah. Fascinating, I love this.
1:24:05
Like, I love the
1:24:07
idea, it's like, yeah, it's built into a lot
1:24:10
of these ships, but we'd really rather
1:24:12
not. I mean, due to its age
1:24:14
and that it hasn't been activated in
1:24:16
decades, right? Like, that's the thing that
1:24:18
really gives people pause. Yeah. When
1:24:21
you get a barn find, like
1:24:23
the problem with these things are all
1:24:25
the plastic and rubber parts that disintegrate
1:24:27
from sitting there, and that's the
1:24:30
problem with this drive system. Yeah,
1:24:32
I mean, the paint job is in immaculate
1:24:34
shape. Like, you can't believe it, but there's
1:24:36
no way it's drivable without a lot of
1:24:38
work. Yeah. So,
1:24:41
they're getting ready to do this. Chief
1:24:43
Tyrol comes up to Adamba and is like,
1:24:45
man, did you see what Colonel Teague made
1:24:47
me do? Like, what the fuck, man? Like,
1:24:49
that guy sucks, and Adamba
1:24:51
stands by his lieutenant. He's like, that
1:24:53
guy made a really hard decision. If
1:24:56
I had been in his position, I probably would have made
1:24:58
the same one, and it sucks, but
1:25:00
we're in a war, man. Like,
1:25:03
this does not make warm and fuzzy decisions
1:25:05
that we're super psyched about in
1:25:07
time. That's like just
1:25:09
the perfect kind of leadership for
1:25:11
that moment. Adamba's like, I
1:25:13
know you hate him, but you like me, right? Well,
1:25:15
I would have done the same thing. So,
1:25:17
there it is. You think we lost
1:25:20
some folks to those fires and the decompression.
1:25:22
Just imagine what's gonna happen when
1:25:24
we go to hyperlight jump. Yeah, like,
1:25:26
I kept wanting somebody
1:25:28
to raise that, like, sir, the
1:25:31
ship is pretty shredded. We just
1:25:33
took a broadside from a nuclear
1:25:35
weapon. You sure wanna
1:25:38
go that fast right now? Wasn't
1:25:40
that another thing that illustrated its
1:25:42
size? That was a high-yield nuclear
1:25:45
weapon that from the exterior just
1:25:47
scarred a small part
1:25:50
of the greater vehicle. Yeah,
1:25:52
this thing is buff. It's like a rock chip to
1:25:54
this thing. We get a
1:25:56
big speech from the
1:25:59
captain here. as they get
1:26:01
ready to do this warp jump. And
1:26:03
he gets on the one MC and
1:26:06
explains to everybody the big heap of shit
1:26:08
that they are in and that
1:26:10
he is like taking over the fleet. He's
1:26:13
seizing command of the military. And,
1:26:16
uh, it doesn't seem like
1:26:18
anybody is even alive to take exception
1:26:20
to that. I was thinking a
1:26:22
lot about Star Trek First Contact when I
1:26:26
was watching this pilot, because there
1:26:28
are many scenes in this episode
1:26:31
that I think
1:26:33
are similar. But like, for
1:26:35
instance, when Picard takes command of
1:26:37
the fleet during that movie's
1:26:40
Borg attack, like he's flying his ship
1:26:42
through the parts of those destroyed ships
1:26:44
and taking command in that moment, like
1:26:46
on the battlefield. And so much of
1:26:49
what happens in this episode is done
1:26:51
over radio, done very far
1:26:53
away from where the action is and
1:26:55
very far away from like your
1:26:58
sense of the destruction scale.
1:27:00
Here's just a guy reading
1:27:02
a report on a, on a piece of paper going,
1:27:04
well, I guess it's me and I
1:27:07
guess I better tell him, like it's
1:27:09
a massive choice that he's making, but
1:27:11
like the actual act of
1:27:13
it is so minor. It's
1:27:16
so nothing. It's so understated.
1:27:18
And I think it's understated because he is,
1:27:21
he is
1:27:23
not playing it for gravitas or
1:27:25
import. He is playing it for like, I
1:27:28
got, fuck, I guess this is what I
1:27:30
got to do now. There's never a moment
1:27:32
in this show where he like stands up
1:27:34
out of his chair, straightens his uniform, like
1:27:36
takes that one Starfleet step to camera and
1:27:39
like delivers the line in
1:27:41
that moment. This isn't like that. This
1:27:43
isn't that kind of show. No. So
1:27:45
we get a little, a little argument
1:27:47
between him and the new president, Laura
1:27:49
Roslyn, because, uh,
1:27:51
commander Dama is advocating that everybody
1:27:54
that still has FTL meet at
1:27:56
this place where there's a munitions
1:27:58
depot where they can. arm up
1:28:00
the fleet and she's like, no, we're like, we're
1:28:02
still saving stragglers. Like there's survivors out here
1:28:05
in space and we're trying to grab them.
1:28:07
And you're focused on like getting stuff to shoot.
1:28:10
Like that's, that's kind of like not the point
1:28:12
at this point. We're, we
1:28:14
are lifeboats now, man. Yeah. This
1:28:17
is a real go around
1:28:19
that Adama wants to do.
1:28:21
Like he knows Roslyn is
1:28:24
on the rechristened colonial
1:28:26
one presidential ship. But
1:28:29
he also knows his son is over there too.
1:28:31
And when he radios that ship, he does not
1:28:33
radio her. He radios him. Yeah.
1:28:37
And he repeats the order and Lee Adama is
1:28:39
like, yeah, we heard you. And
1:28:44
the newly christened fleet commander takes
1:28:46
great umbrage with this. Yeah. We're
1:28:48
in the middle of a war
1:28:50
and you're taking orders from a
1:28:52
school teacher. And they start to
1:28:54
interrupt. This happens a couple of
1:28:56
times this episode. They're interrupted by
1:28:58
Cylon fighters inbound and the president
1:29:00
doesn't want to leave these damaged
1:29:02
ships behind while there's people
1:29:05
that can still be rescued. And so Lee goes
1:29:07
down to where his fighter
1:29:09
is and gets on board and
1:29:12
the sequence of cutting back and forth
1:29:14
between the elder Adama and
1:29:16
his son, both prepping and getting
1:29:18
on his jet and flying out
1:29:20
and engaging the Cylons is
1:29:23
maybe the most dynamic sequence
1:29:26
of the episode. Like all
1:29:28
of the violence of what happens in
1:29:31
this episode is so understated and
1:29:33
so distant. This is the
1:29:35
moment where like the pattern of that really goes
1:29:37
back and forth right up
1:29:39
to the point where Adama assumes
1:29:42
that his son is dead. You
1:29:44
see a big explosion on the
1:29:46
radar screen that they're all looking
1:29:48
at and the radar screen goes
1:29:51
blank. Hey, random crew
1:29:53
person on the bridge. Do
1:29:55
we need to know the amount of
1:29:57
kilotons in the bomb that took out?
1:30:00
The president and the captain's
1:30:02
son, like, is that really
1:30:05
necessary right now? Like right
1:30:07
now? Yeah,
1:30:10
I mean, you get the sense that
1:30:12
Colonel Teague might have his job because
1:30:14
he does a real mean shoulder massage
1:30:17
in time of crisis. But
1:30:19
yeah, that kiloton reporter guy, definitely
1:30:22
not going to be rising through
1:30:24
the ranks anytime soon. Maybe
1:30:27
put it in the printout. Would
1:30:29
you like the first half of
1:30:31
the pilot of Battlestar Galactica, Adam?
1:30:34
She always reads me.
1:30:40
I had forgotten how good this show is. I
1:30:43
really, really loved it. And I think the
1:30:46
best decision this show ever made
1:30:49
was casting Olmos
1:30:51
and McDonnell because when
1:30:55
you combine actors like them with
1:30:58
a script that allows them the space
1:31:02
and the silence to emote the way they
1:31:04
do, the way they're capable
1:31:06
of, you
1:31:08
don't just have a great science fiction show, you have a
1:31:10
great show. And that kind of
1:31:12
seems like the premise they were going off
1:31:14
of, like, let's make a great show that
1:31:17
is also science fiction. And
1:31:19
everyone's performance in this show is
1:31:21
evidence of that to me. I
1:31:23
think it just really feels like
1:31:27
these are human beings living in this
1:31:29
moment with all of their imperfect
1:31:32
decisions and imperfect dialogue
1:31:35
and real emotion here.
1:31:38
It felt very real to me in a
1:31:40
way that makes the show
1:31:42
really one of my favorite shows. And
1:31:46
really spectacular. We're not
1:31:48
even talking about the whole pilot. We're just talking about the first
1:31:50
half of it. The
1:31:53
first half of this show's
1:31:55
pilot is one of the best science fiction shows.
1:31:58
What about you? I Agree. Great. I
1:32:00
mean like they. Plowed, A ton
1:32:02
of money into this shows the. Fit.
1:32:05
And finish on the sets and.
1:32:08
The. Amount of care
1:32:10
that as take him with the
1:32:12
music and that sound design and
1:32:14
said special effects and death all
1:32:17
that stuff is like super impressive
1:32:19
and that's. All. In
1:32:21
support of like really terrific
1:32:23
performances by really compelling actors
1:32:25
and in scenes that are
1:32:27
like so interesting and multi
1:32:29
dimensional. And.
1:32:31
The fact that this is. Just.
1:32:34
The first half of this is like. Really?
1:32:37
Mind blowing is it really feels like. Man.
1:32:40
Like you tune in night when for for
1:32:42
this like this was. You. Know shown
1:32:44
over two nights on this I
1:32:46
Fi channel or whatever. Like you
1:32:48
are coming back for night to
1:32:50
after this first ninety minutes. Yeah.
1:32:53
Yeah, I really think I think
1:32:55
the Marvel Cinematic Universe did that
1:32:57
thing with the scale of horror
1:32:59
that heads as just made it
1:33:01
so enormous. And puts you in
1:33:03
such close proximity to it said it's
1:33:06
sort of doesn't read. Have.
1:33:08
Horrible. and the way that it
1:33:10
said yeah and this so seem
1:33:12
to understand that it's actually the
1:33:15
distance from that scale that's the
1:33:17
most effective. Like you see Caprica
1:33:19
from orbit and you see the
1:33:22
flashes and sit like yeah, I'm
1:33:24
so glad you're not in tapper
1:33:26
the city. Watching the building saw
1:33:28
it's just like. To be
1:33:31
there for that. His brain
1:33:33
scrambling. But when you're when you see it
1:33:35
and experience it from a distance like you're
1:33:37
actually able to seal what that might be
1:33:39
like in an effective way. And.
1:33:42
The chaotic it's feeling that so many
1:33:44
of the characters have. like not knowing
1:33:46
where their loved ones are or what's
1:33:48
going on there and the wave like
1:33:51
you. To continue. To
1:33:53
see characters receive the news of
1:33:55
what's going on. Like. It's
1:33:57
so much more effective to watch marry Mcdonalds.
1:34:00
Walk into a. Moment
1:34:02
where people are finding out about
1:34:05
Nine Eleven Style? You know? seen.
1:34:08
Than. It is to just
1:34:10
show. You. Know Cg
1:34:12
footage of buildings melting or whatever like
1:34:14
this when you are doing a like
1:34:16
a really big high budget. Signed
1:34:19
by event like this: you have
1:34:21
the budget to show the buildings
1:34:23
melting. It is due careful restraint
1:34:25
and good storytelling that they don't
1:34:27
It's about a person's definition of
1:34:29
ah. To a certain
1:34:31
type of person, seeing the buildings
1:34:33
fall over is the thing that
1:34:36
will elicit that. A
1:34:38
motion. But. I think. A
1:34:40
more interesting take on what that is
1:34:43
is is the one from the remove.
1:34:45
Yeah, and I'm so glad that that
1:34:47
decision was made here. Where? I
1:34:50
also like that there's like horny parts steward
1:34:52
legs serve as a character said, making out
1:34:54
with each other and stuff like. I'm.
1:34:57
I'm glad that the. Boomers. Going
1:34:59
to have somebody the fall into the arms
1:35:01
of when she gets back. Math. I
1:35:04
think that maybe it would have been like a
1:35:06
bridge too far to make. the guy that was.
1:35:09
Also on the jet with her
1:35:11
and and sacrificed himself her lover
1:35:13
array see I like a low
1:35:15
like I think they did a
1:35:17
great job in this first half.
1:35:19
All have just like making me
1:35:21
curious about like ten characters you
1:35:24
know. There. Are
1:35:26
so many. Interesting people
1:35:28
on this show by people whose names you
1:35:30
don't get but you get close observe and
1:35:32
you see them reacting to things over the
1:35:34
course of the episode. You like man like
1:35:36
I. Can't wait to see what happens with
1:35:38
that person. you know. Yeah. It's.
1:35:41
It's. Quite a beginning to the things.
1:35:44
And like half of those people are dead
1:35:46
by the end of this. the first half,
1:35:48
so you are. You also feel like scared
1:35:50
for all of them, You know? Yeah, everyone's
1:35:52
life is on the table here as it
1:35:54
as a character. In. A really
1:35:56
effective way Know really well then?
1:35:59
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1:40:57
you have yourself an Edward Larkin? It's
1:41:03
books guy. I love finding the Larkin
1:41:06
as we as we do
1:41:08
the recap. I wasn't sure who my
1:41:10
Larkin was going to be. But yeah, definitely
1:41:13
that fucking dork with
1:41:15
the books fleeing a burning city. Hey,
1:41:18
you know, it would be great. In about 24 hours.
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granola bars. A big
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stack of those. I would have loved to
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have books guy be running, but then like
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the camera pans forward and there's a guy
1:41:31
like way out ahead of him with one
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iPad. That'd
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be great. How about you, Ben? I'm
1:41:41
gonna give it to Dr.
1:41:43
Gaius Beltar when
1:41:46
his second lover is kind
1:41:49
of shamed out of the room and is
1:41:51
like, you know, wrapping the bedspread
1:41:53
around herself leaving so that
1:41:56
he can be confronted by his other
1:41:58
girlfriend that she didn't know about. Uh-huh.
1:42:00
He goes, bye! In
1:42:04
a way that is like very hopeful like, oh,
1:42:06
I hope to see you later. Yeah, this is
1:42:08
fun for both of us I think we can
1:42:10
agree The
1:42:12
scene we don't get Happens like
1:42:14
a half an hour later when
1:42:17
she's having coffee with one of her
1:42:19
girlfriend's and she's like, God You'll
1:42:21
never believe what happened to me. I'm over at
1:42:24
this guy's house and it's like the morning after
1:42:26
and things were pretty well Overnight
1:42:28
and then this fucking random chick shows up
1:42:30
and I get kicked out This
1:42:33
is the worst day ever And
1:42:38
then white flash and then the
1:42:40
scene ends and then we're onto
1:42:42
another scene Come
1:42:46
on Ronald D. Moore put one of those in We
1:42:52
said we didn't want to see Capricus City
1:42:54
explode, but actually we did her
1:42:56
girlfriend's like in her monologues like God all she
1:42:58
wants to do is talk about her own problem.
1:43:00
She never asks about me Well,
1:43:07
Adam we're gonna do a warning boy we'll
1:43:09
do something slightly different since this is a
1:43:12
max fun drive episode Morning
1:43:21
Morning was is of course the segment
1:43:23
where we shout out something somebody
1:43:25
posted online can come in the
1:43:27
form of a five-star review on
1:43:29
Apple podcasts or in the form
1:43:32
of social media posts, but
1:43:34
we really appreciate folks that do that because
1:43:37
Super helps to get the word out
1:43:39
about what we do here. I'm gonna
1:43:42
pick a Message
1:43:44
that was sent in about
1:43:46
our show to Wendy She
1:43:49
compiled a big list
1:43:51
of testimonials from viewers that
1:43:53
support our shows on
1:43:55
a monthly basis and We're
1:43:58
gonna do warning boys about that that during
1:44:00
the drive. So this one is
1:44:03
from Jason and he's been a member
1:44:05
since 2018 and Jason
1:44:08
said, my favorite bonus content is Factory
1:44:10
Seconds but a close second is the
1:44:12
Santa Monica Mountains podcast. I
1:44:14
get the Baywatch theme stuck in my head
1:44:16
for days after that and I
1:44:18
think that like maybe if you haven't heard all
1:44:21
of our bonus content you could be forgiven for
1:44:23
being like I don't know what that is it
1:44:25
sounds weird and not necessarily like it's for me
1:44:28
and we do review the Cheesecake Factory
1:44:30
and episodes of Baywatch sometimes in the
1:44:32
bonus feed but we also do a
1:44:34
ton of other stuff if you've been
1:44:36
enjoying pilot season there is another pilot
1:44:38
season episode in the bonus feed right
1:44:41
now and you know we've
1:44:43
reviewed movies and other
1:44:45
shows and had all kinds of
1:44:47
different weird types of fun over
1:44:50
the years dozens of hours of
1:44:52
bonus content from me and Adam
1:44:55
in that bonus feed so get
1:44:58
on board if that is a compelling warning
1:45:00
bois to you. I think
1:45:02
that there's a point in every parasocial
1:45:06
relationship between podcaster and
1:45:08
viewer that
1:45:10
sort of transcends the source
1:45:12
material from my interest
1:45:15
I'm talking personally like my
1:45:17
interest in what they're talking
1:45:19
about to the hosts relationships
1:45:21
with each other period and
1:45:24
I suspect if you have not listened
1:45:27
to factory seconds or Santa Monica Mountains
1:45:29
podcast and yet you like greatest Jen
1:45:31
and greatest trek you're gonna like those
1:45:34
shows I think you will they're Ben
1:45:36
and Adam shows they are us so
1:45:38
get into the bonus feed and support the shows
1:45:40
to get those episodes okay
1:45:42
well we are obviously going
1:45:44
to be covering part two
1:45:46
of the Battlestar Galactica miniseries
1:45:48
on the next episode of
1:45:50
greatest trek thank God sure
1:45:53
had a great time watching this first part so
1:45:55
I'm very much looking forward to that course
1:45:58
right after that we're going to be getting
1:46:00
into Discovery. So exciting stuff here on
1:46:02
Greatest Trek. But that is the end
1:46:04
of the episode for today, so we're
1:46:06
going to leave it with Wendy from
1:46:09
here. Don't frack it up, Wendy. Greatest
1:46:17
Trek is an Uxbridge Shimoda podcast on
1:46:19
the Maximum Fun Network. It's hosted by
1:46:21
Ben Harrison and Adam Pranica, and it's
1:46:23
produced and edited by Wendy Priddy. Next
1:46:27
week on Pilot Season, it's the second
1:46:29
part of the Battlestar Galactica miniseries. We're
1:46:31
looking forward to that. And the
1:46:33
USS Hood Discord server is still hosting a
1:46:35
handful of weekly watch parties for these pilots,
1:46:37
so head on over there to join in
1:46:39
at drunkshimoda.com. If you've been
1:46:41
enjoying Pilot Season or you appreciate all the great
1:46:43
Star Trek coverage you get on this show, we
1:46:46
are asking for you to get involved during the
1:46:48
drive this year. It's an audience-supported podcast,
1:46:50
so if you're able to contribute, please
1:46:52
do it this week during the
1:46:54
drive at maximumfun.org. We
1:46:57
really appreciate it. Thanks to Adam Ragusea, who
1:46:59
composed the theme music for Greatest Trek. Check
1:47:01
out what he's up to on YouTube by searching
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for Adam Ragusea. Thanks to Nick
1:47:06
Detmore for creating the show art, and thanks to
1:47:08
Bill Tilly and Rob Adler for all their work
1:47:10
managing the various social media pages that you can
1:47:12
find online, especially the
1:47:14
Greatest Trek YouTube channel, which you should definitely
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subscribe to. Thanks for listening.
1:47:19
We'll see you next week on Greatest Trek. One
1:47:31
last message about Greatest Trek
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Drive 2024. Hey, don't
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hang us off of a cliff here. It's the
1:47:38
end of week one of the drive. Let's
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make this not a stressful experience for everyone.
1:47:43
We don't want to be cliff kids
1:47:46
like Commander Adama. No. Like the
1:47:48
oldest cliff kid in history. I
1:47:51
wonder what's going to happen with his son. Yeah, pretty
1:47:54
grizzled cliff kid. That one.
1:47:57
Listen, we are really focused on the five...
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