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Best known for Coke creating and starring as

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Girlfriend. Please. Welcome Rachel Bloom.

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Ah what a what an interim. I'm

2:08

so surprised you don't you the flex

2:11

of having your awards in the background

2:13

of years like while you're. Are

2:15

you know, like looming? I didn't look at them.

2:17

They look over the computer. I can see them

2:19

been. That's all I need because they weren't for

2:21

anyone else there for me. I'm kidding. Awards

2:23

are inherently for everyone else. It's. Just

2:27

you know is not. It just needs to be

2:29

staring at them. Their your emotional support A words.

2:31

As always have you might have a the this. That's

2:35

pretty cool as a flex. yeah, like

2:37

I hope it's prominent somewhere I would

2:39

put want to be words if anyone

2:42

opens their. Own the fridge yeah they

2:44

were there front of my others. the used

2:46

to be Promo upstairs and and I have

2:48

a child and the any is basically at

2:50

Savills Killing Weapon. It's it's it's heavy and

2:53

sharply the or to fall on a baby's

2:55

head. Yes, it would pierce through.

2:57

Like the soft spot on the babies skull.

2:59

And so I've moved them all downstairs. In

3:02

fact, a lot of people are know this, but I

3:04

think it's something like ninety percent of Emmy award winners.

3:06

Children die but up for up here? Is

3:08

more dangerous than a swimming pool. Yeah,

3:11

it's no good, but the thank you.

3:13

That's actually why I'm thrilled to have

3:15

never won or been nominated for one.

3:17

Because my health comes first. My family's

3:20

health comes first. I don't how to

3:22

children but I'm training. Yeah.

3:24

You. Don't want to have any of that shit lying around the

3:26

house. I think that's. Really? Responsible of

3:29

the let's talk about something

3:31

else that is equally responsible

3:33

which is a fantastic threads.

3:36

Oh yeah, let's talk about my first. I

3:38

am a very big fan of the

3:40

thread. You guys concedes Rachel's Fridge on

3:42

my Instagram at Stand Up Then and

3:44

here we go. Yeah I just took this

3:47

photo. This is my fridge is as as three

3:49

minutes ago. that's what it is. This is

3:51

a beautiful fridge, especially for an

3:53

impromptu. I asked people not to

3:55

stage. And. Seems like

3:57

you didn't stages. I'm not saying that

4:00

an of in a project. the way

4:02

I'm saying like this looks like it's

4:04

a Wilds used fridge a while fridge

4:06

and. I. Love it. I lie,

4:08

loved very much. It's it's an aspiration

4:10

Alfred for me. I see that as a

4:12

huge compliment. I would. yeah I mean it. It

4:15

is a really nice threads all of the earth

4:17

summit something I just wanna like. Started pissing all

4:19

of the herbs in water. That's. All

4:21

my husband's. He's the herb the

4:23

guy. Like if this one. if this

4:25

were like my fridge, there would be

4:28

nothing fresh. Sea.

4:30

Has made made me innocent, at least

4:32

classier. any. You can actually see the

4:34

back of the fridge on the top.

4:36

those are lemons he's preserving himself. Whoa

4:39

or so he's have been on a

4:41

server. He's a big pickler under the

4:44

under that one, two containers you can

4:46

see, something that looks like cucumber skis

4:48

pickling his own. Numbers that's amazing Is he

4:50

Emmy? He's a winner. He's a good guy.

4:52

We like him. He's He's a far juri.

4:54

He's one of those if the end of

4:57

the world's. Takes place.

4:59

You'll be able to pickle everything and keep you alive.

5:01

One hundred percent. Yep thing he just

5:04

in pickling is like his july. Is

5:06

a burly? The Civic A Beard. And.

5:09

I'm here to ma'am. Know you think he

5:11

would look like heavier. By.

5:13

Seats try to grow a beard and

5:15

he has that pats that missing patch.

5:18

On. The size of his face sprouts

5:20

a He's like cease a solid man.

5:23

Whose. Dance. Yeah. He's.

5:25

Got a density about him? Is he like a

5:27

famous person that I should know you like you

5:29

know, Ryan Reynolds down. Yeah. I season

5:31

be a is Ryan Reynolds. I just

5:34

call him Cel and Caesar. I mean.

5:37

I don't know. Same as with it he's He's

5:39

a very successful writer. And director

5:41

arm see how cool I mean like

5:44

he's He wrote the Chippendale Rescue Rangers

5:46

movie. However, he is. Correcting

5:48

the new Naked Gun reboots.

5:51

No Way. Yeah. Oh.

5:53

My. God. Sees. A

5:56

big I wouldn't say like recognizable on the streets

5:58

over. There was one time he peter. The

6:00

depth of crazy ex girlfriend I was

6:02

also on it. She played this character

6:04

named Doctor Ross and when family were

6:06

somewhere and she got recognized her Doctor

6:08

Roth and I was right next to

6:10

him and I did not get recognized

6:12

in it was delightful. That's. Hilarious.

6:15

Is. Great. Flick

6:18

The Best Ego The bags ego

6:20

tag ever. Areas it's or with

6:22

what it's all it's on. it's own ego,

6:24

It's it's all and ego check. Like just

6:26

when you think you're a big deal with

6:29

something comes along to tell you you're not.

6:31

My therapist calls it status dismore. Cm. Really?

6:35

Never quite know, he never quite know

6:37

where you stand and that's why my

6:39

fridge is so packed because for whatever

6:42

were lacking and self esteem. We.

6:44

Just replace it with I'm. Oranges,

6:47

And. Berries. Well look.

6:49

I. I I I disagree with your

6:51

self deprecating of the fridge and this

6:53

is again I don't think is recovering

6:56

any big mental issues. I think this

6:58

is just two people who know how

7:00

to for it. I was I wasn't

7:02

going to get to the herb garden

7:04

until later at but I mean you

7:06

opened with it In the middle of

7:08

this friends there is a. Big.

7:11

Cup. And inside that cup is

7:13

just. Herbs stuffed in

7:15

with water and just billowing

7:17

out like an afro. Beautiful

7:19

green afro. You're totally right.

7:21

It's beautiful. It's really breathtaking.

7:23

It's even the lighting of

7:25

the fridge hits it mostly.

7:28

It looks very picturesque and I never

7:30

use these herbs and this is all

7:32

my husband. I love seeing them. Their

7:36

a plastic very very just decorative.

7:38

It's absurd. Not even if my

7:40

husband is dead. Oh my God.

7:42

He grabbed the Abbey. He grabbed

7:44

the i'm not a fella has

7:46

found the know that. It

7:49

never seen. A.

7:53

One way to find out so you've

7:55

gotta spindrift on is hop or interests.

7:58

Made a big move after the. Roy

8:00

Lacroix. Walk through that spindrift could run.

8:02

I like them both. Ah, I like

8:04

I'll take any other. Somehow we became

8:07

Spindrift House. Yeah, I don't care. I

8:09

really have no preference. Is. This

8:11

a Coca Cola in the back here. Yeah,

8:13

that's a random. Coca. Cola

8:16

because we had a little kid

8:18

zone times. They party a couple

8:20

of weeks ago and I think

8:22

that's a remnant from that a.

8:25

Little kid Valentine's Day party

8:27

A A Creepy. okay. So

8:29

like that's the thing is it was

8:31

for our my daughter and some of

8:33

her legs just lose the girls in

8:35

her class because I'm a i'm say

8:37

sick hero. Gender normative I guess. I

8:39

and some friends and and there is

8:41

something about throwing a Valentine's a party

8:43

for children. Were at your like are

8:45

we trying to get these toddlers to

8:47

fall in love? What is what he

8:49

is this exactly. I took a step

8:51

back and I was like says weird

8:53

but it was like a little girl

8:55

tea party with and he doesn't have

8:57

an and Swedes but it. It is a little

8:59

bit. Of he children. Someday

9:03

you're gonna wanna fuck each other and.

9:06

Holiday about that. Oh

9:10

man, you're grooming. Rachel Bloom is

9:12

grooming a candle to her. Don't

9:14

hear from them all else. Is

9:18

there a. The yeah, This

9:20

is exactly what I needed. That's

9:22

going to be the take away. I'm just gonna

9:24

make I'm gonna make the toxic thousand trained

9:27

song. To offset

9:29

as we have a tower of

9:31

tofu. Is my daughter

9:34

loves. She. Likes we'd We'd

9:36

alternate between a d tofu which is

9:38

like tofu that's been kind of dipped

9:40

to dig and then we'll do with

9:42

his supervision. She likes. That's. Que

9:45

a tough with Amazon spirited, I like

9:47

tofu, I don't think I've I've rarely

9:49

bought tofu, but when I do, I

9:51

have a good time with. I've.

9:53

Nothing bad to say. I think it's supposed

9:55

to give me a lot more estrogen, so

9:57

I guess me this is my salmon inside.

10:00

That's true. It was that a

10:02

fake thing that it stimulates estrogen.

10:04

He. Never. And I never knew that we

10:06

eat a lot of tofu and it's I don't

10:08

know this. It's bad for years old. I'm.

10:11

Just tired. So exactly A says he

10:13

I with the tofu. Though I am

10:16

not mastered the art of openings, it's.

10:18

Opening the tofu and not having

10:21

it like a surprise ejaculate all

10:23

over me. The tofu water just.

10:26

I cannot open told through without

10:28

getting splashed. I don't

10:30

think that's a you problem. I think

10:32

that the tofu industrial complex problems or

10:35

why can't they make a fucking normal

10:37

packaging. That isn't like.

10:40

A precarious little layer of plastic and

10:42

then you know when you start pulling

10:44

the plastic off, there's there's micro vibrations,

10:46

it's like a little earthquake and the

10:49

waters like all the way to the

10:51

top and has to be all the

10:53

way. I have no idea what. Like.

10:56

You can qb half an inch. Here's.

10:58

The key went on deep state to the

11:00

spirit. Tory A part of me that is

11:02

Nadia. part of me. Tofu.

11:06

Is. Working with laundry detergents,

11:09

And. I'm I will find out that

11:11

tie it is because any spray it on

11:13

yourself you have to change. So

11:16

the more they make that selfless bladder you, the

11:18

more you have to wash. Your clothes. Wall

11:22

Holy. Grassy and then

11:24

it also it. all. It all goes back

11:26

to Hillary Clinton. Yes,

11:29

Them feeds again. Peace. Again,

11:31

So. That a sorry if you'd suffocate. Did.

11:34

They ever serve pizza? It was at a pizza place.

11:37

Right as a pizza place and

11:39

I think they thought that it

11:41

was a ring of four tiles.

11:44

Whatever. Thailand or something. under

11:46

the Pizza party their debts

11:49

from Hillary Clinton was throwing

11:51

Valentine's day parties for children.

11:53

Under the last. Of

11:58

Us and Services. Yeah,

12:00

but it's okay. You. Got.

12:03

Fun! Leftover condiments

12:05

here in the little

12:07

little tiny little plastic

12:10

containers. Yep! Worth

12:12

exhaust people. Yeah. Looks like

12:15

looks like a or even aggressive

12:17

source. maybe? I know. I think

12:19

that real that Middle Eastern. Some

12:21

middle in Middle eastern left over

12:23

sauces. That. We like to keep around.

12:25

The Middle East and Left Over

12:27

Sauces is my porn name. He

12:29

has his. I.

12:32

Wanna say that? topped? I might.

12:35

Be. On the other, I can't tell. You

12:37

know it's funny. I can I save

12:39

lives Gonna make me sound disparaging. Please.

12:43

Is as. I was

12:46

initially looking at this and saying like either

12:48

this or this is amber and of like

12:50

I wouldn't those are ombre and then I

12:52

was like see wouldn't have all been her

12:55

friends Now that's a shame on me situation

12:57

that we're we're we're. A big around the

12:59

house. Yeah I'm a big ah

13:01

my house to. It's the best! It's

13:04

the best I didn't have. You know this,

13:06

but I am Food Sir Thomas and I

13:08

call Food Trends. I called the

13:10

hipster fully of fish sandwich. I'm

13:13

calling corn ribs. Are you familiar? Corn

13:15

ribs know? Oh. You.

13:17

Will be. You. Will be

13:20

corn. Ribs are basically.

13:22

They. Take corn and slice off

13:24

keeping some of the cob

13:27

on. So imagine like. You.

13:29

And him not explain it like

13:32

you're setting a cross sections. Not

13:34

like a cross section. We're like

13:36

saving off a big piece where

13:38

it's the corn remains on know

13:40

I know that ended up deep

13:42

fry it and a curls oh.

13:45

Fruits or domus has cooed. Did

13:48

you make that up? Or that thing. Know.

13:50

It's real thing. It's called Corner of Them Start. You're

13:52

going to start seeing it on Corner Of. My

13:54

husband during the double strikes toyed

13:56

with starting in on the business.

14:00

Really? And he started

14:02

to make his own advice. He made

14:04

a strawberry armor that was unbelievable. A

14:07

strong both. A. Strong but

14:09

it was so increase. It was

14:11

so good. It was perfectly sweet

14:13

and perfectly sour. It was great.

14:17

Holy. Cow, I would die to try

14:19

Strawberry ombre. All haven't make you

14:21

some. Can. You get him as we have to

14:23

wait for another strike before he gets back as soon as. Well

14:25

I'll see my becoming sell. Just

14:29

fingers crossed. the will be getting shrubbery

14:31

on both sets of parents. Racial,

14:35

We don't really know each other. We met

14:37

recently at a show and you never know

14:39

when when have some of the don't know

14:41

what their freedom going to get with their

14:43

food culture is going to be like. I'm

14:45

pleasantly impressed and surprised thus far. With.

14:48

Everything that I'm saying Thank you.

14:50

I mean, I'm sorry. I owe you an apology. This

14:53

isn't me. I mean this is I grew up.

14:56

Eating. Like the most. Basic,

14:59

bland American. Yeah. I.

15:01

Mean, I had Murray calendars, Tv dinners, At

15:04

least two times a week. My have

15:06

no. Shame is the one bringing in

15:08

the spice. And the the and

15:10

the whole made in the herbs that look

15:12

like a bouquet and and we've been together.

15:15

Almost sixteen years so it's at this point it

15:17

is a part of my identity but I I

15:20

don't wanna it's It's like it's like claiming that

15:22

this is my says a taste. Some was like

15:24

I'd say I'd be stealing jokes like I want.

15:26

To our credit him for being the classy one.

15:29

I get it, I guess. That's. Very

15:31

nice of you. your your your

15:33

gear a good wife. Your.

15:38

You know you're giving him. The

15:40

credit for I'm sure a lot of this

15:42

is you, but you're just like being you

15:44

know you're being. You're being good. You're being

15:46

good. I mean, I know, I mean,

15:48

what has me? That

15:50

would it on. The black containers are so

15:52

sometimes will do a meal delivery plan

15:55

because I don't. Wanna. Think

15:57

about cooking. saw her as my Anita

15:59

mail delivery from today. The sauce and

16:01

the back of the footage of the

16:04

sauce? That's me I have. My favorite

16:06

thing is anything with marinara sauce. Of

16:09

com and then we have we are we have we have to

16:11

me eggs. Yeah. You've got too many

16:13

eggs, his legs. How many the, how many

16:15

children do you? I? No, We don't.

16:17

We have one child and yeah, I

16:19

I'm not the one placings eg. order.

16:22

I thought maybe I was like eyes and know

16:24

rate. I thought Rachel was Jewish. I didn't know,

16:26

she was Mormon. And and I had

16:29

six children everyday who are eating all of

16:31

the again us. It's always as a huge

16:33

amount of a tax. We use them though.

16:36

Look the exit. Those Brits have a

16:38

lot of eggs because when your vegetables

16:40

start to wealth or go a little

16:43

south you just for taught of those

16:45

bitches up. And of you

16:47

just giving them a new life like that.

16:49

Give them another week that. He a takes

16:51

also just that that might. My

16:53

daughter's favorite breakfast is banana pancakes

16:55

which is. You. Take one

16:58

is one banana Umass month. And.

17:00

It makes l didn't get. What?

17:03

Yes, that Is Not pancakes. But

17:06

it is. What? We call them

17:08

and and of subjects and they're so

17:10

fear pancakes and that's like for favorite

17:12

breakfast. And. What Does it? Have

17:15

never had this before. Is this a thing to

17:17

people do? This is the guy only I heard.

17:19

Of. That when I had a kid that other people

17:21

are like oh yes I know the Ag the a

17:23

pancake. I'm surprised that it isn't everywhere because it is.

17:26

The. Definition of like. In

17:28

Oleg of Cards. Free gluten

17:30

free. Whatever. I

17:33

mean, I love the idea is that since I've

17:35

never had more incentive to have a child up

17:37

until this moment, As it suits, you can make

17:39

for yourself. I. Don't think you can. I

17:41

think sit. There exists is it's a

17:43

church rabbit situation. So. I think like

17:45

the cops will knock on your door we

17:47

smelt the tanks. x Is there a sale

17:49

here sir know their events or right up

17:51

against the wall where are you hiding? Mid

17:53

size of began. A Valentine's day parties, a

17:56

buzzer and here. Yeah.

17:58

Okay, so. The

18:00

meal delivery. Whatever.

18:03

You're a busy person, you're a

18:05

woman about town. You. Know

18:07

you're going to clubs. You're doing what you

18:09

gotta do. Yeah, have time. I get it.

18:13

You're. Crisper looks filled to the

18:15

brim with wonderful things that's

18:17

fully. I see is this

18:19

a half an avocado? Is A has

18:22

a half an avocado and new donors. In

18:24

the bag is some onion which theoretically keeps

18:26

the avocado fresh, but. I

18:28

think that avocado might be turning. Yeah

18:31

are also like you know

18:33

what to sucking gays. Get.

18:36

Another avocado. Too much craziness. like oh,

18:38

now we have to cut an onion

18:40

to give this thing three more days

18:42

of life. To be honest, this is

18:45

not me. I don't know who did this

18:47

and the what monster is half an avocado.

18:49

and while and and hasn't you hate in

18:51

what's hi days? How quickly she

18:53

throws you under the bus after building you up?

18:55

Oh, as I want him to take credit

18:58

for his mistakes, as and his successes. Sees.

19:01

Mucho about. It she's also my

19:03

friend. On my front of the site

19:05

my husband earth's ah on it is

19:07

like ah my husband is lactose intolerance.

19:10

You'll see this is dairy free lactose

19:12

free feather. Grows.

19:15

I think it's good. What does that

19:17

mean? is? it's like. It's a know

19:19

I think it's nuts. It's not space but you'll

19:21

see the rest of the drawer is pure a

19:24

real cheese. Because I am. It sees. I

19:26

loved see some us. I mean

19:28

I see some Parmesan already on over here. Censoring

19:31

our motto is my say is my favorite.

19:34

Really are pick a rino girl. Because

19:36

I grew up going to the Olive Garden.

19:39

And. The cheese they use their his pecker

19:41

you know. And it

19:43

got me addicted. And to this day

19:45

at the actually for my birthday Dear

19:47

to the of. My. Husband.me

19:50

an actual like cheese grater and

19:52

he went to the Olive Garden

19:54

and.me Olive Garden. Arena

19:57

achieves. Whoa. I mean

19:59

this romance keep getting. Ah,

20:01

I'm also I'm A. I'm a white

20:04

trash. I. Feel like you're trying to

20:06

make me feel bad about being single and

20:08

it's work. Dem look at how great life

20:10

can be. Kids with my did my mom

20:12

talk to you before we the that as.

20:16

Stupid. As as pancakes

20:18

without flour, you can have

20:20

seasons also non seizes, oh,

20:22

my friend as good as

20:25

your system here season just

20:27

started. Hello

20:30

as their. The. By the

20:32

way I think that the the can we

20:34

put can i put my queue and on

20:36

her back on oh god please please. You

20:39

know who else I think is in business with tied. The.

20:42

Big. Settle. To totally right.

20:45

Same thing. Same. Fucking

20:47

thing you cannot open up better

20:49

without bomb. Getting. Fed

20:51

it is on you and it

20:53

is. Dare. I say more

20:56

disease then tofu does? While.

20:59

And what's the thing that even com in. Their

21:01

way. They. Are white. And

21:03

it means that they are trying

21:06

to soil the white race. One

21:08

hundred percent and something I just

21:10

realized sped off and tofu or

21:13

basically the same word just flipped.

21:15

Oh. My.

21:19

Weight. Is that should pull them

21:21

as threats. The sound. I

21:23

think it works out of that. I know

21:25

it's well as verticals. It's said a

21:27

backwards as attests. Mineral. What? I'm

21:29

just what if we just flip the syllables so

21:32

instead of. Well. He

21:34

has enough said. Tough Tofu very

21:36

similar. Said. Ah,

21:39

tough, Who tougher This

21:41

is? It sounds like we're practicing

21:43

for a bar mitzvah. Said.

21:47

Ah ah ah. Ah,

21:54

Ah well be a great bar permits

21:56

a speech. In my

21:59

answers you seek. Done by

22:01

cheesy water and even

22:03

now have this. many

22:05

generations later we still

22:07

get to some cities.

22:10

Lead. Door of A Door

22:12

says. Okay, Is

22:16

this what are known? As part

22:18

of the meal plan yeah sometimes is

22:20

a meal plan them the like double

22:22

watermelon servings because I think they just

22:24

had an excess of watermelon around. And

22:26

and some watermelon for yesterday that I.

22:29

I had. I can't bring myself to have the passion

22:31

the. Forget it And then

22:33

here we have the dosage. he's beer. Yeah

22:36

you guys it occurs is a dose of his

22:38

family. Pretty. Give

22:41

us any. Does the keys like beer

22:43

be? Yes, Yes we are. I wouldn't

22:45

say were loyal. But. When we

22:48

get beer, we're We're. A parcel to

22:50

Corona or dosages. Yes

22:53

I also am a fan

22:55

of the Mexican lager and

22:57

or the Japanese beers becoming

22:59

more as as the listeners

23:01

know. As the listeners know,

23:03

Dan dude late in life has

23:05

developed. A self. Diagnosed.

23:09

Allergy to hops. I.

23:12

Think I'm allergic to hops and it's funny because

23:14

I went to an allergist for like. A

23:17

different our like a dust allergies and of like

23:19

you know they do the thing with it has

23:21

everything on your hands to your learn stuff and

23:23

I'll like y'all got one for hops. And

23:26

they're like, no, we don't. Test. For

23:28

hop allergies. And. What I

23:30

i think a it may be I'm

23:32

an alcoholic and be much I think

23:35

i have a hops audrey because when

23:37

i drink i p a's. And.

23:39

The like. I get hot, I get.

23:42

Solas. I gets blocked t. But

23:46

I'm okay with even light

23:48

Mexican loggers or or Japanese

23:50

beer. Which are just less to that

23:52

does not have hops. are they less hobby.

23:55

Their. Way less happy. Every single beer

23:57

will have some sort of hops

23:59

sour don't always have hops. But.

24:02

It sounds like either you're allergic to hops

24:04

or you're in love with hops. Yeah,

24:07

it's like something about Mary where whenever you

24:09

get clear mary he says break Now live.

24:11

Stats with allergies are allergies or

24:13

dislike. You. Have a crush

24:15

on sued. This

24:18

sounds like you're a child psychologist telling a kid

24:20

who's got all these allergies why his normal. It

24:23

just means that you're in love with food.

24:26

Valentine's Day is. Thought

24:29

to blue Star Trek Vi media film

24:31

for that's. All

24:35

it all wonderful fridge of very

24:38

happy with this fridge you doing

24:40

great. Eight Kill you will be

24:42

getting a good rating and ah and were

24:44

of before we go. What does this little

24:46

blue jar? Yeah. Yeah suck of

24:48

I have. My daughter's morning parents

24:51

is so what we do is

24:53

a week to keep her regular.

24:55

We give her of like the

24:57

newness for a long time we

24:59

give her. Like. Have

25:01

Water have paired us putting her probiotic

25:04

mix it up. I'm sorry

25:06

I asked a coup, just left it all at

25:08

the fridge and now I to. Sing.

25:10

Of I your child being regular.

25:13

Just being a parent is knowing

25:15

when in your title takes a

25:17

shit how good the experience was

25:19

for them. Taking

25:21

a shit. It's it's. all it is. Man

25:24

into degree a car seats. This

25:27

is a food podcast. Answer: Your Mom

25:29

Sexy Me: She does. She's the i'm doing it

25:31

wrong sir. I. Wasn't for specific apps.

25:33

on back to one to be

25:35

a swing and bachelor. In

25:37

West Hollywood. It's simple as

25:40

ours. Mother.

25:43

Mother I promise I'm still in. Two

25:45

Women are the what my mom at

25:47

this point of the my mom would

25:49

be thrilled. Define came out a closet,

25:52

married a man, Well. Okay

25:54

my friend David, it also happens

25:56

to the hear. What?

26:00

Is. Your. Relationship to

26:02

restaurants are you While you were just

26:04

saying that you recently with the horses?

26:07

Ah Horses restaurant in West Hollywood. Very

26:09

famous leave ah. Shamed.

26:13

For. Tat

26:15

Ah shenanigans. Yeah,

26:17

he air chef was accused

26:19

of. Killing. Kittens

26:21

sounds like it was a

26:24

made up story to take

26:26

down the restaurants. And.

26:28

Badly made up like to obviously evil

26:31

but no ethics as as you. Well

26:33

it's the Chef Thera husband and wife team

26:35

and they accused each other of child abuse.

26:38

I think yeah, which to. Me Which really

26:40

means for my purposes, it's very easy

26:42

to get a residency Said that initial.

26:44

Is used to be the toughest table in

26:47

town and it's you know. I live relatively

26:49

close to it and it was my regular

26:51

join. I was going there a couple nights

26:53

a week and I'm. Is so can't

26:55

even more see if you wanna You know

26:57

I don't I think the cat of users

26:59

are gone and. The advocate of

27:02

users are gone as the wife

27:04

ex wife open up a restaurant

27:06

in New York City called Frog

27:08

or Something Froggy The Froggy The

27:10

Frog and she has something on

27:13

the menu that is of. For.

27:15

A thousand dollars you can kiss the south. And

27:18

apparently an opening night someone. Decided.

27:20

To do this, it doesn't seem like

27:23

the best move. First, someone who. Got.

27:25

Taken down for creepy set. To

27:27

put a thousand dollars to kiss the chef on. The

27:29

yeah the only worst thing is if

27:31

you just named him this cat. Right

27:35

That gives gives a friend's

27:37

name like assists. Know.

27:40

I just of fried sat. right?

27:42

I. Don't. Lean into it, be like yeah, you know it,

27:44

It's my brand now. Would. You ever eat

27:46

cat if you were in a. Country

27:49

where let's save culturally normal. And

27:51

there's a banquet and they're excited

27:53

that you there. And there's of

27:55

fried cat on the menu. Or.

27:58

You and everyone's. That you

28:00

like are welcome Are so glad

28:02

you're here at our country and

28:04

this is a real delicacies! Ah,

28:07

this is a tabby. And

28:09

rid of that is that a breed of a

28:11

car. Today I. Know I was as that. Ask you

28:13

what kind of is it a wild cat or is

28:15

it like know this was someone's house cat? Know this

28:17

is a does the Kobe tabby that

28:19

will we gave beard to we besides

28:22

the please enjoy and comes with a

28:24

timid to me juri sauce and ombre.

28:27

So someone that the cat drunk. They.

28:29

Gave him a size somewhere in there.

28:31

The cat. Died of

28:34

bliss. Right. Right. Right.

28:36

Ah, I thought about this more a dog

28:38

because I have a dog. I

28:43

have a cat swim lessons as didn't

28:45

spin cats and and and look at

28:47

it in this is what. I.

28:50

Lived a lot of a. Pita. Like

28:52

I I with your place. Lot of

28:55

peter signs in their like stop species

28:57

ism why do you love your cats

28:59

and dogs but you mistreat pigs and

29:01

cows and south's there's a pardon me

29:03

that might want to be that that

29:05

is like oh we'll have I can't

29:07

eat this cat. I shouldn't be eating

29:09

cows then because what is why Is

29:12

the cat inherently better than accounts Some

29:14

me me me be but I don't

29:16

know land old I'll be rough. oh

29:18

that be hard. I couldn't

29:20

eat a dog. And. To. Invested.

29:24

So. The take away from his podcast is

29:26

Rachel Bloom Groom Sold Room and Eats Cancer

29:28

is gonna have your first. A.

29:34

This is exactly the kind of energy I need

29:36

him my life. I.

29:38

Draw the line at. I

29:41

saw a endangered species is usually mine on

29:43

that. I'd be able to go down there.

29:45

The So that's so that's more moral

29:47

than like discuss right? That's more like

29:50

the seems. Sad. I mean

29:52

they didn't even eat. I think in the

29:54

Nordic countries is neat. Like will a old

29:56

and see. All right. Yeah yeah.

29:59

A lot. Endangered. The I don't know either other

30:01

of wells are endangered Are we just think

30:03

they're cute? They might get the cute is

30:06

I'm saying to. Put their

30:08

probably endangered. Suits. What's

30:10

weird? and I can't. Stop. Thinking

30:12

about this lately. That.

30:14

Inherit. To being

30:17

Elias. It is

30:19

necessary to consume. Other

30:21

living things even if you are of

30:23

egan. You are still.

30:26

Eating plants which our allies and

30:28

like a Red Sox somewhere that

30:30

smell of arms. Cut

30:32

grass is like the smell of

30:34

lead, the stress hormones that the

30:37

grass or feeling like physically grass

30:39

screaming. And so Like

30:41

inherits. To the universe

30:43

is murder and brutality and I just

30:45

can't stop. I don't have a conclusion,

30:48

I just think that's really messed up

30:50

in what God would. Allow this for

30:52

small. I told you not to take

30:54

the gummy before we sorta recruiter. And

30:58

murderers it is a is viewed least

31:01

generous way to describe it cause you're

31:03

not like this murdering in cold blood.

31:05

You're doing it for a reason so

31:08

that you can live and your to

31:10

worse. But isn't that mess? Isn't that

31:12

messed up that there is in there is

31:14

no if you wanted the a living thing.

31:17

That's destruction. Is.

31:19

Inherits. In. Almost

31:21

all parts of the cosmos. I

31:23

I just find that I'm. So

31:26

overwhelming. And. I I

31:29

am. I grappling with it

31:31

and yeah, wow, this gum is

31:33

really atlantic. In in. I

31:36

do think if we're they're eating chicken tenders

31:38

as your. Same as a. Oh

31:41

boy, yeah. Meanwhile, you've got like more chicken

31:44

abortions and your fridge than anyone I've ever

31:46

seen in my life. Okay, Oh

31:48

Okay, okay okay well here's

31:50

a debate. I know

31:52

they're not have entered. Our the eggs not fertilized

31:54

if you have a fertilized egg when you

31:57

I guess when you see the the red.

32:00

That yeah, fertilized egg. It it right. So that's

32:02

a chicken abortion. Okay the read that of as

32:04

you Can abortion. I. Think the red.means it's

32:06

been fertilized. Ah, which is why

32:08

I think it's like not kosher

32:11

something he read. I love the

32:13

red. Makes. Me feel less but I

32:15

think that that's an M. Is that an embryo?

32:17

Or the chickens in Brazil a chicken? Period. I

32:19

don't know. If you're tuning

32:21

in now this at least appetizing

32:24

episode I mean Adam them ever

32:26

to slay I'm looking around. I

32:28

and eggs. Ah oh no it's

32:31

it's a it's a blood spot.

32:34

Oh. Cool Wire. Oh my

32:36

God am I right! There. Different

32:39

from meet spots, What

32:41

causes them. The. Rupture

32:43

of a blood vessel, On.

32:45

The eggs surface. Okay, so it's It's actually

32:47

not that she's. An abortion. It's not

32:49

a chicken abortion. Well. We settled

32:51

us. We. We learn

32:53

something new. With are

32:55

very exciting. Yes, this a throwaway egg. Is

32:58

there other? It's they're They're basically obviating. I

33:01

don't really know how words. I dunno. I

33:03

think it sets the eggs are they would

33:06

be making the eggs regardless and it's like

33:08

sign of how they. Are the late

33:10

like to that the fuck would get if

33:12

they know. They don't need you don't have to that

33:15

you don't have to. Book. A rooster. I

33:17

think that no matter what they're speaking eggs

33:19

and like the reason you have a rooster

33:21

in as and houses to keep dozens and line

33:23

which is really fucked up. That's

33:25

the way it should be. Both right,

33:27

sucked up Sorry yeah. We'd

33:30

Okay, for now, you're telling me the chickens don't

33:32

have the fuck to have a child. One existence

33:34

having them and then there is now they. Have.

33:36

And ran out. Shouldn't have to put

33:39

have a child but to make eggs

33:41

the exists I think. com. I

33:43

think the it exists some out in their what. Chickens.

33:47

What a weird fucking animal.

33:49

Pretty. Yes, I

33:52

think they just as. Oh

33:54

sorry. Fun fact: laying hens at most

33:56

commercial farms have never even seen a

33:58

rooster. Get. Out. The air.

34:01

How. Unsatisfying. No.

34:04

For. An employee chickens. Horrid.

34:06

Seconds to using a. Pocket rocket

34:08

all day long. As. I

34:12

am. I just want to apologize

34:14

everyone again. Rachel seemed delightful when

34:16

I met her. And

34:18

I thought we'd have a nice

34:21

chat and instead we're talking about

34:23

animal periods. Animal fucking

34:25

Rituals. Her child sitting

34:28

and I think ritual every.

34:30

Every conversation, no matter the podcast

34:32

I turn, it's. Disgusting.

34:35

They're like. To

34:38

thank you for joining us

34:40

Sonora Holocaust Remembrance. Pause consistent

34:43

basis. Of

34:45

cigarettes don't have the full

34:47

array. Of. The

34:51

I'm watching zone adventurous and I'm like. Most

34:55

citizens ever seen. A rooster? You

34:57

know? What

34:59

about the trick is that

35:01

we're not smoking by the

35:03

camps where they affected by

35:05

the sounds. Okay, So everyone

35:07

listening to this podcast am. I.

35:10

Think dance at that a little further than

35:12

I would have liked and I I will

35:14

apologize to my fans who might be to

35:16

an activity and because of me I'm I

35:19

don't condone that Tables. Materialize.

35:21

Yeah. I prefer you saying that and

35:23

also to everyone tuning and now we just

35:25

want to know how is it uses your podcast

35:28

the You'd yeah. To

35:31

those of you have been playing the podcast

35:33

with the sound down and then certainly sounds

35:35

up the since one of feel like podcasts

35:37

are part of. A

35:39

M S M Radio? that's your

35:42

problem. Let's

35:48

talk one of my favorite condiments:

35:50

Ombre. It's a savory mixture of

35:52

fenugreek vinegar, tumeric, and mangos. The

35:54

condiment was invented in the late

35:56

nineteenth century by members of the

35:58

Sassoon. A wealthy Iraqi Jewish families

36:00

living in Bombay who became fascinated

36:02

by India's mango chutney is wanting

36:04

to share their discovery with their

36:06

community back home in Iraq who

36:08

had never even seen mangos, they

36:10

decided to send barrels of them

36:12

soaked in vinegar. Upon arrival in

36:14

Basra, Iraq, the barrels full of

36:17

pickled mangos were greeted with skepticism.

36:19

Ultimately, good taste prevails and Ombre

36:21

became a national staple in Iraq.

36:23

When the Jews of Iraq were

36:25

forced out the nineteen fifties, the

36:27

majority of them settled in Israel,

36:29

and you. Best believe they brought their

36:31

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36:33

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36:36

Means mango in Marathi, the language

36:38

spoken in the Indian state of

36:40

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36:42

mango. chutney is in numerous ways

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read your get some questions that are going

38:35

to spur more phone conversations about. Animal

38:38

Months race him and the like. Starting

38:40

with what is your earliest food memory.

38:43

I. Remember this is this is a

38:45

preschool memory. And I remember

38:47

one day my mom just made me like.

38:51

Pasta and like. I think it must have

38:53

the like frozen peas with butter and I

38:55

must have had it before. But.

38:57

I have this and I know this is a real

39:00

memories of my mom is for brought up to me.

39:02

it's I remember sitting in my kitchen table even think

39:04

that this is the best thing you've ever made mates

39:06

and I must have sad again I must have all

39:08

these things but something in my brain came on. That.

39:12

Second and I went Oh My. God.

39:15

I love pasta, peace and butter. Where.

39:18

Did you grow up? Manhattan.

39:21

Beach so like forty minutes south of L

39:23

A. Oh wow, Have

39:25

you ever been to M B posts

39:27

that? The Russell? The kids don't of

39:29

course of course. good. Very.

39:32

Good. Yeah I've never been

39:34

what is your death row meal so

39:36

was sick of a reason you're under

39:38

throws your at one of these bank

39:40

with in the a foreign country and

39:43

they bring you your fried cat and

39:45

your lights. Thank you for having me

39:47

I'm I'm Die. I bless all of

39:49

your cultures and I'm I'm here to

39:51

have your cats and they go Oh.

39:54

No. Mrs. Bloom

39:56

This is actually dogs. And.

39:59

You though. Oh and you fucking

40:02

the lose your shit and you

40:04

grab the dog and you beat

40:06

them all to death. With

40:09

the fried dog and now you're that throw

40:11

what is your debts from meal. I

40:14

think like. Pasta from Italy.

40:17

With. A nice tech arena. Romano Save done it.

40:20

Slice. New York Pizza. Root.

40:23

Beer float. Wow. Root

40:26

beer float San Ha. I really love rip

40:28

their floods. Wow. That's so

40:30

throwback. Thursday. Oh and then you would

40:32

you know what are the do I do the river flow and

40:34

then I would to. God

40:36

I love any dessert with peanut butter. Subgroup your

40:38

slow and up and at like a moist peanut.

40:40

Butter cookies. Mean, I loved

40:43

peanut butter cookie as well. I'm with

40:45

you on that. Have

40:47

you ever been to Rome? Yes,

40:50

There. Have been there a pick a

40:52

rino people so pecker you know for

40:55

all my listeners saw is a sheep's

40:57

milk cheese which is salty ass and

40:59

it's basically the main seized for the

41:01

base of the whole leads. Quantity

41:05

for what are for things

41:07

pulling the for Holy Roman

41:09

pastas. Which are cut

41:11

your pet bay which are carbonara

41:14

which are i much with cr

41:16

not and which are a greasy

41:18

i agree cs and I'm all

41:20

of them Basically use pick are

41:22

you know as the main seas

41:24

and it it's monkeys and it

41:26

is. It's like a funky salty

41:29

zarein mommy to use of the

41:31

a lot that I'm a brit

41:33

sees. It's my favorite. She's

41:35

a. Oh

41:37

it's just it's so good. It was interesting

41:39

week because we just went to belong here with

41:42

a don't use she is as much. But.

41:44

It's find that pastas so that. It's

41:46

I don't Yeah, she's it's size below

41:49

know. interesting enough. So Mortadella comes from

41:51

below Now. Them

41:53

and Mortadella.

41:56

When it came to America, when

41:59

the Italian. Immigrants came to New

42:01

York and they brought their Mortadella

42:03

with them. Americans saw this and

42:05

they're like a these guys from

42:07

Baloney to the From Below Now

42:09

They brought the fucking Baloney year

42:11

and so Baloney is basically Mortadella

42:13

of but I'm Americans couldn't really

42:15

pronounce mortadella so they call the

42:17

Baloney because his from Below New.

42:19

I just tell you that baloney from. It.

42:23

I just don't understand how other even related.

42:25

There's such. I understand, I understand, I get

42:28

it is. But. There's such

42:30

different. beasts. I.

42:32

Mean kind of I think baloney as

42:34

like a more blue collar he version

42:36

of mortadella he of on his is

42:39

bad more did l right? yeah. Basically,

42:42

what is? Your.

42:44

Best high and meal that you've ever had. Ah,

42:47

I'm. We just

42:49

went to I'm. In. Modena,

42:52

We. Went to ah I'm. sorry

42:55

of France's gonna yeah. Dallas.

42:57

Dallas Pretty amazing. Amazing

43:00

said. We just there recently and we were

43:03

just there. Earlier this year, yes, and

43:05

no way we got cancellation reservations,

43:07

cause cause you to make reservations

43:09

like a year in advance. Somehow.

43:13

If you go on the website, A

43:15

day or two before the always have a cancellation.

43:18

It was. and it was unbelievable. I vaccine

43:21

their. I wrote a book called Undercooked

43:23

In. It's all about going to eat

43:25

at that restaurant. Or. One chapter.

43:27

Oh sorry, I don't know that. Oh

43:29

well Rachel, I did my research about

43:31

you and you did not do your

43:33

research about me. Okay, instead you were

43:36

getting high thinking about why animals have

43:38

to kill other animals. Yes,

43:41

We did summary of my days. Of

43:45

different gonna wonderful d by the way

43:47

when you're in Bologna to do have

43:49

totally named Bravo, that's kind of, oh,

43:51

yeah, what the? Gotta I gotta save

43:53

us references Guy was great! It

43:55

was. It was amazing. But. Some.

43:58

Of his we have there were. Like

44:01

as good. As anything at

44:03

all three front like. It

44:05

if it was given, it was unbelievable.

44:07

Suit. And now those fuckers Not

44:09

a cook in the Northern Italy?

44:11

I mean every. personally us. It's

44:15

just this Italy

44:17

lauer. Ah, Ah,

44:21

And now we're just gonna make sounds. Home

44:25

mom was good. And.

44:27

The says you're describing classes I've

44:29

taken in theater school so that

44:31

will be twenty five thousand dollars,

44:33

please sir, What

44:36

is the best low and meal you've ever

44:38

had? This could be some sort of street

44:40

taco. Ah, Hot. Oh

44:43

My. God. I mean I'm I'm such a

44:45

low end person it's really hard says. He

44:48

I mean any street taco in Los Angeles

44:50

is gonna be the best meal of your

44:52

life. That's true

44:54

or other. They're they're just. they're

44:56

unbelievable. Yeah. I second

44:58

that. I was question when

45:00

I go to like a great three taco plus

45:02

I was question like why spend so much money

45:05

at restaurants I'm like I just spent eight dollars

45:07

and this have given me more pleasure than. Fucking.

45:10

Cat killing horses Ever did. I'm just

45:12

kidding. I actually love horses. I love

45:14

the people who work there. Great

45:18

Irony is very nice. They're

45:21

very sorry that. We

45:23

speak and me analysts. I did think bells

45:25

a weird pivot for the restaurant that they

45:27

were like everyone we just gotta lean into.

45:30

The now we're gonna we're now in our only gonna hire

45:32

a cast. That's what

45:34

I would is super Cat cafe.

45:36

Now what's your favorite? The drunk

45:38

food. It's. A. Pizza.

45:40

Yeah, the. Same

45:43

lasts as so.

45:46

And size of a pizza. Love that. Is the

45:48

best! Whoa. We can deep dive into that a little

45:50

bit. What kind of pizza is your favorite? Do like

45:52

a New York first. All. Of the all of them,

45:55

a New York slice is great, the although I also

45:57

have a good it this and and I don't, yeah,

45:59

I don't understand. You can be. It's

46:01

fine. They're both pizzas. I'm

46:03

so tired of people who are so dogmatic with

46:05

everything you know. like so black. Girl

46:08

was stored on your fourteen hot dogs. What

46:10

the fuck is wrong with you on like

46:12

this is what you're stressed out about. This.

46:15

Is what you're gonna. Is what you're

46:17

gonna have to get on Zoloft for.

46:20

Because. You're screaming at someone because they shouldn't

46:22

put fucking catch up on their french fries

46:24

or mustard on their this. Yes,

46:26

It was because they can't scream at their

46:29

dad exactly so it's like they just put

46:31

it into the soothing I agree explicit I

46:33

love wines It's a people to like to

46:35

go book employ end up all it link

46:37

be my of your of it's you point

46:40

a lot of be. Suited

46:43

to free them lights. Let

46:45

me on the subway and.

46:47

Peace. Yeah, why is that?

46:49

this one guy in Brooklyn who followed

46:51

us around never have to send all

46:53

those we test a. Great

46:56

drug god of a juice box.

46:58

You're on a grown man's shut

47:00

off Brooklyn Joe. I'm enjoying my

47:03

Caprice. Your dad. Doesn't love you know?

47:11

That doesn't take of

47:13

the zoo. Have soup

47:15

with a small spoon?

47:18

Okay, Brooklyn Joe, you're getting really

47:20

nice. Sports.

47:24

Is it that you have a small of. War

47:28

was all you need to have

47:30

all birds pool. Ah, I see. Okay,

47:32

I see Brooklyn's I get at them. Gas.

47:37

As if anyone still lives in Brooklyn who

47:39

has a Brooklyn accent by the rest. By

47:42

the way up a billionaire I own. I

47:45

own a tech company. This is how I.

47:47

Talk: I'm actually from the

47:49

Midwest, but uh. Oh

47:52

boy, there's a pizza place in

47:54

L A called Pizzeria. Say have

47:57

you ever been to the know?

48:00

Okay so damn the part and salpeter without

48:02

a know how. and to Neapolitan and York's

48:04

I'm a mind of into Neapolitan but they're

48:06

Neapolitan. might be the best in the country

48:09

is fucking seats Arena. What is called. Say.

48:12

As he eyes areas.

48:14

What's. Crazy about it. When I tell you what the

48:16

Crossroads are, you're going to be like wow, Why. They

48:19

look at the cross streets are. Pico.

48:21

And Robertson. Woah. Woah.

48:25

right? That's. So

48:27

weird. yeah and not kosher

48:29

anything that's like do town

48:31

in L A everybody. but

48:33

it's just like this. this

48:35

the. Korean dude making

48:37

Tokyo style Neapolitan beats as that

48:40

will blow your fucking mind there.

48:42

So. My guys all a

48:44

oh shit. And by the

48:46

way, if I can bring Brooklyn Job

48:49

back for one second, please with the

48:51

pineapple pizza. I used to be on

48:53

Brooklyn Joe side there but then. I.

48:56

Went to a Pizzeria motor and I

48:58

don't have you ever had their their

49:00

wine style there but basically instead of

49:02

think tanks of pineapple they with I

49:04

think they slice the pineapple on like

49:06

a pursued or slicer and make them super

49:08

paper thin like you can see through

49:10

them they blend in layers out on

49:12

top of the pizza and they cook

49:14

it's and almost melts it drapes if

49:16

velvety pineapple drape over the pizza and

49:18

it's not like you're chewing on a

49:20

on a on a large piece of

49:22

pineapple was kind of bothers me and a

49:24

lot of times it. Feels like it's a

49:27

canned pineapple, which is, you know it's not. It's

49:29

on to sweets. I like the way

49:31

they do it though. I'm like I crave that

49:33

pizza. Some civil good.

49:35

It's. Nice. I'm also good

49:37

at describing foods right as mean a diary

49:39

had a little there's. I may have some

49:42

art to I just added some like mouth

49:44

sounds and I fall asleep. But

49:51

sorry, that's my pet pigs. that's

49:53

my dad said. oh I have

49:55

a friend who had a pet

49:57

pig and. The eighth pick.

50:01

The know. Like. When the

50:03

pig died. I. Was like that's true

50:05

and. My

50:07

friend Alan Bennett. Do you know Alan

50:09

Bennett? Dino Headley and Bennett's They make

50:12

the aprons with the ampersand on them.

50:14

You see them everywhere every fucking I.

50:16

Don't know. I guess I know of of them is. So.

50:18

One of them had a pet pig and then. The.

50:21

Pig died of natural causes. See.

50:23

Has a pet pig. I think she had a

50:25

pet pig and I think they might have eaten

50:27

it. I'm not sure.

50:30

Let's. Call and find out reduction by

50:32

darkness. Oh,

50:35

you're actually calling and an she's a bit. He

50:37

runs a huge company. I don't think she's gonna

50:39

pick up. I hope she doesn't for her

50:42

to be angry at me. But

50:44

I did thing I had enough pull this you would pick up. That

50:47

cutlass the Syrian hurt my feelings now. I

50:51

mean, with each passing ring, I realized how

50:53

insignificant I am and his peers. And I'm

50:55

picturing. I'm just picturing a woman at a pig

50:57

farm. Stabbing All of

50:59

that wasn't. With. Blood all

51:02

over her face. Yeah, You'll

51:05

never escape the benefits. Madison

51:09

pick up. We can totally make up

51:11

what happens. Yes, she eats the pig

51:13

limb by limb. Keep that allies. Does

51:17

kidding Alan's friend of the south. Favorite

51:19

hangover cure. Resisted the pizza for you're

51:21

drunk flow Yeah, yeah, I were just

51:24

a good brunch. a good runs. Like

51:26

like to I would say. Definitely

51:28

least some scrambled eggs. Maybe

51:31

with french toast. Dislike: The double runs.

51:34

Can I tell you what your hangover cure

51:36

should be? Racial. Done sooner.

51:38

It should be my hangover

51:40

cure which is. What such

51:43

a male answer? What

51:45

you should actually do. Is

51:47

ah what I do? In.

51:50

My defense, I did not do it in Brooklyn Jos Accent.

51:52

Okay, I don't want my really now that

51:55

was I began my a patronizing bath. The

51:58

I know at what is it. Well here's

52:00

why I think you'd have it. A. Pasta

52:02

Carbonara. Pasta. Carbonara is basically

52:05

an upscale bacon, egg and cheese. Your

52:07

bacon as your Gonzales, your egg is

52:09

the eggs, your cheese is your sees.

52:11

Pick a Reno. And

52:13

the bread in the pasta? I'm

52:16

telling you, right? I'm

52:18

sold. Ah, Not. Unless I'm

52:20

gonna go out for pasta the night. That's

52:23

I want. What's

52:25

his? What's his favorite? dessert. Sunset

52:28

a good. Son. Said he

52:30

takes. I don't think they know what that

52:32

is. It's like it's the type of

52:34

ah it's like a type of the

52:36

noah sprinkle cake that you just get

52:38

at any grocery store and it is

52:40

by. Oh I guess

52:42

it specifically tills their it's it's ah. Oh

52:44

yeah I see it now. these are t

52:47

like gross grocery. Store. This.

52:49

The like. grocery store style?

52:51

like? Vanilla frosting on

52:53

a yellowcake? He's I just you can't beat

52:56

it. Can I have my

52:58

own little edible of weed? Edible

53:00

thought right now? Whatever. Grocery have

53:02

the word gross and it. Like.

53:04

If is one place you don't want the word gross

53:06

to be a part of it, it's like gross like

53:08

this where you're going to buy all your food. I

53:10

don't want to were growth in it. Supermarket.

53:13

Great. Other words: super in it. That's

53:15

exciting. Yeah. Groceries Interesting Crows

53:17

wasn't any use as I'm writing

53:20

and writing a period piece and

53:22

I had a historian look it

53:24

over and that it takes place

53:26

in Nineteen Thirty Four and I

53:28

will use the word gross and

53:30

she was like ah, But.

53:32

You wouldn't have said gross to

53:34

mean disgusting yet of really. So

53:37

grocer predates, predates, Gross

53:40

as a pejorative adjective. I believe

53:42

we just had that fun. Facts

53:45

are like yeah, I'm right there.

53:47

like I saw door am I

53:49

So oh. Wow.

53:52

Thank you for. The like

53:55

a walking Wikipedia I'm insist. Just.

53:57

For screenplays the that I've

53:59

read. And nineteen Thirty four. But

54:01

yeah, there are a lot. Of Imax I

54:03

during a period piece. I'm doing period

54:05

pieces well. A bout. Chicken

54:08

periods. Yeah, Same

54:11

period. Period Peat. Moss

54:14

who's your favorite celebrity food

54:17

personality? Guys: Okay, I don't

54:19

know that I mean Gail Simmons. Ah,

54:22

it's a good one. Okay also I

54:24

think because I look a little bit

54:26

like Ill Simmons and and like every

54:28

time jail on Top chef like he

54:30

looks sexy like he looks sounds good

54:32

right now my has is linked to

54:34

the looks like yeah I'm like oh

54:36

I guess I'm in the myself I

54:38

think she's like the most. Just

54:41

smart, beautiful sexy woman.

54:44

See. The legend see they do. They

54:46

do like sex her up on Topshop

54:48

as they should. She's. A Goddess,

54:50

I will. I love her! So

54:53

smart! Real girl Simmons fan before is

54:55

hop chef. Know I wasn't. There

54:58

wasn't a new through types of and an on

55:00

an early Trump's episode lose the Chef that says.

55:03

It wasn't Gail. There was one do

55:05

this at that. Saw me that soon and they went. This.

55:08

Tuna died in vain. And

55:11

that is the sickest. Food.

55:13

Burn whoever says that is also

55:15

my other favorite. That. Sounds like

55:18

Tom Colicchio. Probably it. Was is it was

55:20

It was A of London I was like on her

55:22

that I was like oh. No,

55:25

it's en route racial. Wow.

55:27

Really good. Oh my God. could be. Mine

55:30

in so it is to to died in

55:32

vain is. So

55:35

the. Roof. Rifles been on

55:37

on on my podcast and she's

55:39

A. She sits, a. Classy.

55:41

Lady that it's So it's kind of

55:43

funny that like season. I guess

55:46

you've got a biting humor that is

55:48

like a to. Think. That she

55:50

said that. This. Tuna died in vain

55:52

I guess like a by Fr to be

55:54

killed in klux. I mean here's a good

55:57

question. To Nasa But this is your.

55:59

Son. It's

56:02

already told it is. This is where you are

56:04

going. If he were to be killed and cooked,

56:06

would you want yourself to be prepared? Well. Or.

56:09

Would you want to be prepared so badly that

56:11

you got. The person eating is sick and they

56:13

die. Know. I want

56:15

them to think fondly on me. They don't know it's

56:17

you. They don't know it's you. You're.

56:20

Just an anonymous human at this human banquet.

56:22

But. Did I give myself up willingly for this?

56:24

Or a was murdered Though you were murdered. There

56:27

was a you went to what you thought was

56:29

like a classy murder mystery dinner party and it

56:32

was actually were rich. People,

56:34

hunts, Man. The most dangerous

56:36

game. Right? Okay, and they

56:38

and they took both. Okay, but

56:40

they're not. You don't they don't like list

56:42

your i Am D be credits before they

56:44

dig in like no one knows it's you.

56:46

You get no obituary. Well

56:49

for some of the sad thing is I think even if they

56:51

did list my i'm to be part of the still when know

56:53

who I was so that's that would be sad. Just

56:56

kidding, I'll be on the new season of Cobra Kai. He.

56:58

Has come. Mass is one of the biggest as.

57:02

That's a fucking great question and part

57:04

of me wants to say yes. Obviously,

57:06

I hope you all die by eating

57:08

me because killed me. For. Part of

57:10

he also wants to say as a foodie I want to give

57:13

you a really wonderful experience with as you can be like it's

57:15

never going to get any better and I don't want i don't

57:17

need to eat anymore human cause that was as good as it

57:19

gets. So. It's like, do

57:21

I want them to stop with

57:23

positive or negative reinforcement? Ah, Alan

57:25

Bennett is calling on Azure. I

57:27

get the idea at first. Okay,

57:30

allen. Okay,

57:33

you're on green eggs and then right now

57:35

Rachel Bloom is my guests and we're talking

57:37

and. I. Was talking about how

57:39

you. Own the pigs. Kids.

57:46

Are you going to eat the pig when the pig dies?

58:00

Okay okay got it Will thank

58:02

you very much appreciated. Sorry to

58:04

take away from you're very busy

58:06

schedules ask you this is just

58:09

sits. You

58:12

see, my mom loves your knife by the way. Thank

58:14

you. I

58:18

get like okay, she sells his

58:20

mother. My.

58:22

Mother of my Mom loves you denies

58:25

and research and by the way thing

58:27

to strangers on its reign like scenario.

58:30

Ellen's making these insane fucking

58:32

knives and they're very well

58:34

priced and they are fantastic.

58:37

So. What is? I couldn't hear the so she never

58:39

had a pig's. Know the pig is

58:41

still alive and I'm not going to

58:44

eat the pig because I'm Jewish and

58:46

because that's the wrong thing to do.

58:49

So she brought religion and to thirty. Six

58:51

poster know. That she keeps

58:53

kosher. I don't think she doesn't because

58:55

we've gone out didn't sushi before and

58:57

she's had all kinds of trace cel

58:59

Sounds like someone's covering up for that.

59:01

She's going to kill the pit. And

59:04

easily area in a very non kosher way.

59:07

I'm a jew. Why would I ever do that?

59:09

Well, I fuckin' eight nonkosher with you. Are.

59:11

right? For Allen who are

59:13

just like making fun of her, she's on him

59:15

in here to defend herself. She's running a company.

59:17

what are you and I doing were fucking wouldn't

59:20

have the word gross to see if it was

59:22

a recent we could use as into screenplay. There

59:24

is actually a really if you wanna

59:27

have fun ah due to smother. You

59:31

know what? It's funny that as the I do

59:33

want to have fun okay there's. Really find

59:35

it as someone made a slang

59:37

dictionary where you can look up

59:39

any. Ah What!

59:42

what did they say for Bomb? It? In.

59:45

Eighteen system and it'll give you every

59:47

slang term in litter in like literature

59:49

you can find and you can do

59:51

it for any even to the for

59:53

any word. I. Love that that's

59:56

very fun! To. Really fun. I wonder how

59:58

they would sit. Very fun and made. These

1:00:00

capital. It when it's on I'm guessing. Yeah.

1:00:03

Yeah, where where we here? We just got

1:00:06

off we went Gail Simmons. then we fucking

1:00:08

went. Back. To kosher pigs. Oh

1:00:10

yeah, it's the Greens dictionary of slang

1:00:12

it and it's just this is very

1:00:15

fun. A. Doubling. Down on a

1:00:17

woman. In. The thirties slang

1:00:19

for that was. Sneezing.

1:00:22

In Essential. Oh

1:00:24

My. God. I'm going on that Kuwait's.

1:00:27

Know. I think that

1:00:30

so evocative. And enough voice. They all

1:00:32

have a Dick Tracy like ha. Ha

1:00:34

sneeze A massage all sorts. Of.

1:00:37

Ah, I'm coming and now I have

1:00:39

a cold. I had

1:00:41

go off my dying on me than assess

1:00:43

how high you dirty dog you. Have

1:00:50

good! We started podcast where we just

1:00:52

look up these words from different regions

1:00:54

different like time periods and then just

1:00:56

like recreate. A quick just like what

1:00:58

we did. But. By twenty of them.

1:01:00

What it would have sounded like this is this is a

1:01:02

slice of life. This is what it would have been like.

1:01:05

To. Have been edited a

1:01:07

speakeasy and some one. Dot

1:01:10

Syphilis. And here's how it sounds and seen,

1:01:12

what is your desert Island Food: You're trapped

1:01:14

on a a island one Food you're going

1:01:17

to eat for the rest of your life.

1:01:19

You're never going to tire of it. What

1:01:21

Is that? food? Yeah,

1:01:23

probably pastas. Pasta. On

1:01:25

some like I that's just a pretty I can't

1:01:27

picture rather much. I don't. I mean, I'm going

1:01:30

to be really backed up over. Have. Your

1:01:32

pair juice You can have your half

1:01:34

pair, half hour or said. Yeah,

1:01:37

probably process is or through that

1:01:39

you can. Standing Rock Tomatoes. Really?

1:01:43

I hate it. I wish I didn't.

1:01:45

Raw tomatoes and black olives? I can

1:01:47

not. I literally a get nauseous. Wow

1:01:50

yeah. How weird. Raw

1:01:53

tomatoes? I hate it. I it's I can do

1:01:55

in the people to dial. But. Like

1:01:57

biting into a cherry tomatoes. I

1:01:59

really can't think of anything were

1:02:01

discussing when I got cove. It

1:02:03

is the. First. Time.

1:02:06

To. Truly lost my sense of taste and smell and

1:02:08

I have a video of me just popping cherry

1:02:10

tomatoes my mouth and it was so weird. Really.

1:02:13

So the textural say i guess is not have

1:02:15

no do it we're not. These things taste ah

1:02:17

but the to go to guy oh can you

1:02:19

can you can take that down. It's.

1:02:22

Just. Those at

1:02:24

there's something about the taste of the

1:02:26

raw tomato where it's really just so

1:02:28

to made a lady like that like

1:02:30

a beautiful heirloom tomato the more beautiful

1:02:33

than tomato the them grew up by

1:02:35

chance. I want to love them and

1:02:37

I can't. You. Know that every tomato

1:02:39

I think is poisonous like they have. Like

1:02:42

the Tomatoes fruit family, A Hat is

1:02:45

has a very low dose poison and

1:02:47

some of them have super high those

1:02:49

poisons. I think I remember Ramis. I

1:02:51

might be talking out of my terse,

1:02:54

I might be sneezing into a satchel,

1:02:56

but I don't think I am. Oh

1:03:00

on our tomatoes. Poisonous.

1:03:02

That's of people used to think. that's why they didn't meet

1:03:04

them rape. Oh yeah, there we go

1:03:06

our to most poisonous know, but for

1:03:09

a sizeable chunk of history, people thought

1:03:11

they worth The reason Tomatoes received their

1:03:13

solid reputation was a combination of problems

1:03:15

first the late seventies and as Europeans

1:03:18

drew a false connection to dying aristocrats.

1:03:21

Where The. Okay,

1:03:24

no. Sounds like we do know sounds like me

1:03:26

were wrong. Why guess we'll never know. Well,

1:03:28

as seems like it's up in the are

1:03:31

still. Of Louis,

1:03:33

the scientists can step away from curing

1:03:35

cancer for little bit to figure this

1:03:37

one ups last question. So sad this

1:03:39

have been so much fun but we're

1:03:42

at the end of the road. Okay,

1:03:44

Soccer to me. It's

1:03:47

my favorite question. What is or

1:03:49

what are your restaurant pet peeves?

1:03:52

And I'll like it when it's Coles. Food

1:03:54

or temperature of the on very. The

1:03:56

temperature of the restaurant I don't owe. You know

1:03:58

what? it is Cold Bathroom. Why?

1:04:01

Why? Does your bathroom have to

1:04:03

be freezing? Why?

1:04:05

Is that necessary to your

1:04:07

customer service that your bathroom

1:04:10

be an icebox? Okay, Rachel.

1:04:13

No one's ever said this in the hundreds

1:04:15

of episodes we've done. Now. One

1:04:17

person has ever said cold the bathroom?

1:04:20

Yeah. So I ask you a couple

1:04:22

of followup questions. Yes, how much time

1:04:24

responding in the bathroom. I spend a lot

1:04:26

of time in the bathroom. I

1:04:30

know one of those people who like oh i can't

1:04:32

sit other place know I can. In

1:04:34

fact, I prefer it. and I really

1:04:36

like. But I really like bathrooms. I

1:04:39

find them comforting when the bathroom is

1:04:41

cold. it ruins my meat. Same and

1:04:43

it's I just don't understand it. I

1:04:45

don't understand why enough to do this.

1:04:48

Lot to unpack here. Why?

1:04:53

Do. You prefer. A.

1:04:55

Foreign bathroom? Is it like sit

1:04:57

tourism that you're going on. You

1:04:59

know I'm joking. I i i i I

1:05:02

to me a toilet. The toilet it to

1:05:04

be my toilet at home because the someone

1:05:06

elses toilet. I don't care. I'm just as

1:05:08

comfortable. Wow. Good for you. I wish I

1:05:10

could be. I. Can make myself cozy

1:05:12

on any toilet. We bring a pillow.

1:05:16

The ring a black I don't need to pass mean. I.

1:05:18

Don't need to because my because my to see

1:05:20

as my pillow. Oh

1:05:23

my God. this should be the children's book the

1:05:25

you write my to make a silver myself. Yeah.

1:05:29

If I were, if I don't want to be the accused of grooming.

1:05:31

Hour ago I'd better write a book called Invites Issue

1:05:33

is a little that. Guys

1:05:38

you can get my to see the

1:05:40

pillow itself publicists cause no one was

1:05:42

gonna have wow on. Ah but Rachel

1:05:45

this was such a delight! So much

1:05:47

fun! This is great. I think we

1:05:49

saw the lot of thing we did.

1:05:51

I think I lost a friend in

1:05:53

Alan Bennett as a she's done with

1:05:55

me It's it's athlete thousand that I

1:05:58

think we have a positive experience. Tell

1:06:00

the people were they can find you. Oh

1:06:02

you gotta! Rachel does

1:06:04

stuff.com. Or. To my

1:06:06

Instagram. And. I'll be doing

1:06:08

some bullshit. You

1:06:12

are they. Can I talk about it? Oh

1:06:14

you why? I had a show of Broadway as I'm

1:06:16

going to be doing it again and we are filming

1:06:18

it. But there's nothing to announce yet

1:06:20

such as the on the lookout for. That. Well

1:06:23

I'm announcing to announcing to be

1:06:25

on the lookout yeah I not

1:06:27

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1:06:29

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1:06:31

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1:06:33

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