This week we review the season three episode Ceremonies of Light and Dark.Joe points out how stupid certain Donald Rumsfeld quotes are, Sarah wonders how long it will take for those coffins to get to the sun, and Mike explains the missing man f

Saving Major Ryan [Babylon 5, Severed Dreams]

21 days ago 1h 15m

This week we review the season three episode Severed Dreams.Sarah is pretty sure Zathras is involved, Joe waxes rhapsodic about pirates and Churchill, and Mike is pretty sure you're a red shirt if you're assigned to the Nimrod.Spoiler-free disc

Fist of the Space Men [Babylon 5, Point of No Return]

Mar 23rd, 2024 1h 14m

This week we review the season three episode Point of no Return.Joe practices his 40s newscaster voice; Sarah makes fun of fans who recite minute details from episodes seasons ago, while Mike recites minute details from episodes seasons ago.Spo

Business Casual Ninjas [Babylon 5, Messages From Earth]

Mar 9th, 2024 1h 4m

This week we review the season three episode Messages From Earth.Mike spoils The Fugitive, Joe notes that the jewelry cart may have leveled up, and Sarah is sad because she really wanted her Jupiter fire.Spoiler-free discussion: 0:00:00 - 0:54:

Stargate B5-1 [Babylon 5, Exogenesis]

Feb 24th, 2024 1h 7m

This week we review the season three episode Exogenesis.Mike doesn't know why there's a jail in that room, Joe is pretty sure this is a crossover episode, and Sarah needs to update the Season 3 bingo card.Spoiler-free discussion: 0:00:00 - 1:03

Psi Hard with a Vengeance [Babylon 5, Dust to Dust]

Feb 10th, 2024 1h 6m

This week we review the season three episode Dust to Dust.Joes thinks JMS is keeping the set designers in cages inside the hot tub factory, Sarah collects Yiddish insults, and Mike tries to figure out the difference between a bandolier and a sa

Anarchy in the Spoo K [Babylon 5, Voices of Authority]

Jan 27th, 2024 58m 5s

This week we review the season three episode Voices of Authority.Sarah is tired of hearing about the Shadow War without seeing any war, Mike just realized how many candy wind chimes are on sale in the zocolo, and Joe is pretty sure in 250 years

Stranger in Town, I mean down, I mean downbelow [Babylon 5, Passing Through Gethsemane]

Jan 13th, 2024 1h 10m

This week we review the season three episode Passing Through Gethsemane.Mike is pretty sure the seven deadly sins were just made up, Joe reveals his tremendous acting crush on Brad Dourif, and Sarah conflates the atheists in her life with the l

N'Farious Purposes [Babylon 5, A Day in the Strife]

Dec 30th, 2023 1h 5m

This week we review the season three episode A Day in the Strife.Joe still thinks it's all about Carn Mollari, Sarah is annoyed because that's not what the word berserker means, and Mike is pretty sure that's a two foot long dildo.Spoiler-free

Waiting for Londot [Babylon 5, Convictions]

Dec 16th, 2023 1h 2m

This week we review the season two episode Convictions.Sarah starts collecting Centauri lightbulb jokes, Joe names Garibaldi's telepathic gut, and Mike rants about the sizes of the different kinds of sportsball fields.Spoiler-free discussion: 0

Ranger Danger [Babylon 5, Matters of Honor]

Dec 2nd, 2023 1h 8m

This week we review first episode of Season 3, Matters of Honor.Mike does a full inventory of Londo's quarters, Joe weaves a tale about our new season 3 character and his similarities to a rancor, while Sarah makes a pie chart about her complic

The Prisoner

Nov 18th, 2023 1h 4m

This week we have a spacial torture-Mike-themed episode, enjoy!Music from this episode:"Surf Punk Rock" By absentrealities is licensed under CC-BY 3.0"Please Define The Error" By Delta Centauri is licensed under CC-BY 3.0"The Haunted McMansion"

Season 2 Wrap Up: The Warren Keffer Awards!

Nov 4th, 2023 40m 17s

This week we do our season 2 wrap up: The Warren Keffer Awards!Sarah is still mad that they forgot to put in the monster, Mike rants random spoilers and has to be put in a corner, while Joe just screams into the void. Spoiler-free discussion: 0

Ceremonial Loungewear (Babylon 5, The Fall of Night)

Oct 21st, 2023 1h 14m

Season two ends with a bomb, I mean bang, as we discuss "The Fall of Night"!Joe expresses his true feelings about Wil Wheaton, Sarah holds a focus group for t-shirts, and Mike manifests the perfect Hallmark movie. Spoiler-free discussion: 0:00:

Spoo Are You? [Babylon 5, "Comes the Inquisitor"]

Oct 7th, 2023 1h 7m

This week we review the season two episode Comes the Inquisitor.Mike recalls Kant's hierarchy of sin, Sarah wonders how many Bothan rangers died in the making of this episode, while Joe recounts the conflicting questions on the 1960's TV show T

Heavy Energy Situation [Babylon 5, The Long Twilight Struggle]

Sep 23rd, 2023 1h 10m

This week we review the season two episode The Long, Twilight Struggle.Sarah wonders how many Zathrases there truly are, Joe wants to kill all the royals, and Mike is being forced to watch The Prisoner.Spoiler-free discussion: 0:00:00 - 0:59:42

One does not simply walk into Vordor [Babylon 5, Divided Loyalties]

Sep 9th, 2023 59m 47s

This week we review the season two episode Divided Loyalties.Joe is impressed with the 23rd Century version of an RSS feed, Mike thinks that Vordor is beautiful in the Fall, and Sarah notes that Stephen's vampirism makes him resistant to non-ma

Great Minbari Bakeoff [Babylon 5, Confessions and Lamentations]

Aug 26th, 2023 55m 55s

This week we review the season two episode Confessions and Lamentations.Sarah wonders whether or not the blood bong in Medlab is required for new vampire creation, Joe tries to recall if the docking bay always had a portcullis, while Mike notes

What a Vir Wants [Babylon 5, In the Shadow of Zha'Ha'Dum]

Aug 12th, 2023 1h 4m

This week we review the season two episode In the Shadow of Zha'Ha'Dum.Joe notes which Biblical character Mr. Morden reminds him of, Sarah opines on how Centauri teapot guns might work, and Mike asks "where are the giant Q-Tips?" Spoiler-free d

The Swan Song of Larry Deets [Babylon 5, "Knives"]

Jul 29th, 2023 1h 5m

This week we review the season two episode Knives.Mike starts to suspect that his sommelier notes on Brivari were written by Larry DeTillio, Sarah ponders the fine gradations of gladiator sub-classes, and Joe notes that everyone needs to watch

Spoobliminal Messaging [Babylon 5, "And Now for a Word"]

Jul 15th, 2023 1h 3m

This week we review the season two episode And Now for a Word.Sarah notes that Narn fighters are always blown up, while Centauri fighters always get the chance to surrender, Joe comes out as having D-Dar, the ability to sense when an episode of

The Return of Human Na'Toth [Babylon 5, "There All The Honor Lies"]

Jul 1st, 2023 1h 6m

This week, we review the season two episode “There All the Honor Lies.”Mike notes that B5's budget is ridiculously small for its size, Joe recounts how many CDs of Gregorian Chants he bought in high school, while Sarah posits that gift shops mi

Cunning Disguises 101 [Babylon 5, "Hunter, Prey"]

Jun 17th, 2023 1h 7m

This week we review the season two episode Hunter, Prey.Joe really wants JMS to come up with a new character flaw for doctors, Sarah asks if someone can please untie that Paq'ma'ra, and Mike wonders if Dr. Jacobs is like Steve Jobs, but in vamp

Disco Vorlontes [Babylon 5, "Acts of Sacrifice"]

Jun 3rd, 2023 1h 21m

This week we review the season two episode Acts of Sacrifice.Sarah wants to talk about the knife sommelier, Joe realizes that star fighters are actually ineffectual death boxes, while Mike wonders how all the iguanas ended up in down below.Spoi

The Hague-osexual Agenda [Babylon 5, "All Alone in the Night"]

May 20th, 2023 1h 4m

This week, we review the season two episode “All Alone in the Night.”Mike is annoyed because fusion reactors don't work that way, Sarah pines for the Wesley Crusher Resort-Wear Collection™, and Joe asks why any species bothers to have fighter s