What are those lil animal guys even made of. No one really knows I guess.In this looser-than-usual episode, those crazy guys talk about surviving the world's most dangerous situations as well as how to be the coolest middle schooler in town a

Ep.49 "one, two, three, four"

Jul 8th, 2021 57m 46s

five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven, twelve... one hundred and forty six (gasp)In this episode, Calvin and Nick travel back in time. Or forward in time? It's hard to tell. They also discuss when you're tall and when you're not, and sma

Ep.48 "The Humanity of Hope and the Allegory of the Cave"

Jul 2nd, 2021 34m 50s

This is a feed drop of a concept podcast tentatively titled "Passing Through Nothing: A Philosophy Podcast Project," celebrating the spontaneity of our most meaningful conversations. This episode features Gabe Goeddeke and Nick Ericksen discuss

Ep.47 "Logic's Domestic Bliss"

Jun 25th, 2021 57m 13s

All these bad bitches say they love me, I already knowCheck the, check the ring that's on my finger 'cause I'm married, hoeIn this episode, Calvin and Nick record via Zoom. The audio will continue to improve as we work on the visual medium.

Ep.46 "Long Dikstance Relationships"

Jun 18th, 2021 49m 28s

Calvin's had some bad luck on that front.In this episode, Calvin records inside a tin can. Also, the guys discuss South Dakota, stand-up comedy, and one of the greatest Claires in history. All this and more on this week's episode of Guys in H

Ep.45 "2am Chanos Runs" (with Trey)

Jun 2nd, 2021 31m 37s

Nick decided to go spend the week in the lovely state of South Dakota so Calvin is left alone to scramble this week. He brings on his friend Trey Te who is making his podcast debut. They discuss fast food slogans, late-night snacks, and much mo

Ep.44 "Clare's Tonka Truck Trauma" (with Clare)

May 27th, 2021 1h 8m

There has been an attack and you are a suspect. Calvin is being a cross-country simp these days, so Nick has invited Cincinnati Ohio's own Clare (you know, the Clare) to cohost this week's episode. In this episode, Nick and Clare discuss how

Ep.43 "The Experimental Blackbox Mid-Week Mini Ep"

May 21st, 2021 34m 43s

The grind begins again next week, but for now, enjoy this experimental, low stakes, mini episode.In this, our most experimental episode, Calvin and Nick invent the new hit segment That's My Clare from the ashes of the proposed segment I Need

Ep.42 "EeEeEeEeEeHhH??"

May 5th, 2021 56m 55s

Sorry Richard, there's some terrible Canadian accents in this ones.In this episode, Nick helps Calvin write a paper, both boys tap into their northern side, and Nick and Calvin both come up with the same segment independent of each other. All

Ep.41 "That Good Paprika Blend"

Apr 21st, 2021 57m 55s

You can catch us smoking that 50/50 w33d paprika blend all day long.On this episode, Calvin and Nick are reunited after two long weeks. They think about thinking about thunk thinkers, very much connect with the stoner culture they are very mu

Ep.40 "It's Like Watergate But Except With Pixar" (with Lauren)

Apr 14th, 2021 1h 1m

Justice for Daunte Wright. Here are some ways to help his family and his community: https://mspmag.com/arts-and-culture/general-interest/how-to-help-daunte-wright-brooklyn-center-updated/Calvin was unable to perform his holy podcast duties, s

Ep.39 "Spoonable Foods"

Apr 6th, 2021 55m 3s

List 8 foods that you spoon. Literally impossible.In this episode, Calvin is back in the "studio." They guys have a same-drink drink review, discuss the limited number of spoonable foods, sit on walls, and share a surprisingly sincere moment a

Ep.38 "Lil Nas Xorcism"

Mar 31st, 2021 57m 26s

As good christian mothers, our Facebook is morally opposed to descending into hell on a badass stripper pole. In this episode, Calvin and Nick cordially invite Lil Nas X on the pod while discussing his recent cool things. They also embark on

Ep.37 "Reg Eee"

Mar 17th, 2021 52m 10s

It's pronounced "Late Late Show Band Leader and Question Asker" In this episode, Nick recounts his fun play adventure while Calvin goes over his March Madness bracket. Also, the guys discuss robot eagles, witches, muffins, and whether or not t

Ep.36 "A Juice-Horny Equilibrium State"

Mar 10th, 2021 49m 59s

A CapriSun can do terrible things to a person.In this episode, Calvin and Nick do a lightning round of late-night comedy brainstorming. Also, the guys partake in a Kanye/iCarly/linguistics quiz and bring about the most loose goose segment yet

Ep.35 "Get Your Goo"

Mar 2nd, 2021 58m 12s

It's out there somewhere, you knowIn this episode Calvin might actually be naked. Also, the guys revive a segment from the forbidden, lost-to-time episode as well as discussing people eating people and vampires eating people. All this and more

Ep.34 "Name That Lisa!"

Feb 24th, 2021 1h

Not Simpson...... you can't name any othersThe new logo is slightly different because we remembered "Guys. Hats. Talk." means literally nothing. On this episode, the guys deliver the final verdict of which fast food places are good. They also

Ep.33 "The Raw Power of 101 Dalmatians"

Feb 17th, 2021 54m

Cruella holds so much more power over her local coffee shop than we ever realized.In this episode, Calvin and Nick go over US History, test the scientific viability of Buzzfeed, and get very scared by the horny (horned) king. All this and mor

Ep.31 "Calvin Isn't In This One, But Nick's Girlfriend Is" (with Lauren)

Feb 9th, 2021 1h 2m

Calvin is sick with a non-COVID thing, so Nick has called in his girlfriend, Lauren, to do some comedy pinch hitting. In this episode, they discuss Calvin's proudest moments, decide parrot boiling etiquette, and turn the dial up to 1234567898P7

Ep.32 "Animal Crossing 2: It Just Got Real"

Feb 9th, 2021 52m 46s

Gather your friends, gather your turnips, and head to our private island immediately.In this episode, Calvin opens a bag of chips in a way that was virtually impossible to edit out of the sound experience. Both of those racially guys also tal

Ep.30 “You Eat a Granola Bar and then You Die”

Jan 26th, 2021 1h 1m

It’s the natural order of things. In this episode, Calvin and Nick describe the worst defecation locations across the nation as well as discuss baby names and Calvin’s endeavors into fr*ts (for the metadata). All this and more on this week’s ep

Ep.29 "My Girlfriend Has a Boyfriend"

Jan 20th, 2021 57m 49s

Does your girlfriend have a boyfriend? I hope so. If not, a difficult conversation may be ahead of you.We are now entering into what historians will undoubtedly call "The Mono Period" of our program. Is Nick's voice a small fruit made up of pi

Ep.28 "I Invented Swag"

Jan 12th, 2021 56m 36s

Bow down to this landmark scientific discovery.In this episode, Calvin has officially settled into California except for the ever-droning sound of Ikea furniture being made. Nick quizzes Calvin on California stuff and they test their ability

Ep.27 "Best Of... So Far"

Jan 5th, 2021 44m 16s

Calvin is mid-move, so we thought this was the perfect opportunity to post our first-ever best-of compilation to celebrate the new year and six months. We will be back with an all-new episode next week :)

Ep.26 "The Sugar Father" (with Gabe)

Dec 29th, 2020 1h 5m

I worked my audio editing magic, but just know that only Calvin's microphone was on for the first half of the show.Calvin Moves out to LA next week, so the boys had to do something special for his final in-studio episode in a while. In this e