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Welcome to Guys We Fucked. Guys

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We Guys Book. I'm

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Christina, I'm Correnn. We're sorry about

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last night the anti sludge shaming

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podcast. I never stopped.

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What up fucker's Welcome to another episode

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of Guys We Fuck, the anti sludge shaming

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Podcast. I'm Karn. I'm hi

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guys. It's warm out.

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It's fun not wearing underwear, and

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my big labi are like getting stuck on

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my legs, like yep, stuck

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to the side of your life. I thought that was a normal thing that happened

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to all women, and I was like, no, no, all women.

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Some women just very

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um yes, and it's uncomfortable.

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No, I'm not wearing underwear. That's why. That's why

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I do. I love not wearing underwear,

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but also sometimes especially

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in the warmer weather, it's a little but definitely

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um. That makes sense though, and I like

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going without underwear too. Hashtag long

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waby a struggle make

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it trend, Make it trend girl, Well,

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I I have just just I just talked

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about it all the time now because people are

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so because you shamed about

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it particular, and you didn't know that was the

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case at all. No, that was a thing I always

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knew that the girls got made fun of for that. Well,

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it's awesome to know what that looked like. It's

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awesome because every day I learned something

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new that I should feel bad about. And

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that's really Yeah. I'm

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like, okay, because I was

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feeling great and I didn't know

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I was supposed to be feeling bad. Oh, thank

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you for letting me know. I'm supposed to be like about myself.

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Okay, cool. Yeah, I usually make it bad because

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like humanity is like the worst. But now there's other

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reasons too, so SUPs convenient.

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Your reasons are like pretty legit reasons.

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Other reason people feel better about theirselves. This is all bullshit.

1:45

Yeah, let's so at

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the top of the show, we want to go for some ocation.

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We're going to promotion.

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Um so at the end of the month, coming up soon, I'm going

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to be in Wilmington, North Carolina, Dawson's

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Creek for your comedy first um

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Thursday the thirty seven,

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thirty pm The Real Cafe in Wilmington's

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Friday May one midnight, Dead

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Crow Comedy Room, Saturday,

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the Real Cafe. Do you get that you're gonna be at everyone good? I

2:12

better see you there, you're not my friend. Wow, And

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I'll be still in New York. Want

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waw. If you're in Croton On Hudson,

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New York, I'm gonna be at Memphis May's Barbecue

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Friday, May one.

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I mean that that sounds

2:27

like that the venue of someone who's

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really made it's um. And then if

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you're in Queen's, New York, I'm gonna be at q

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E D, which I heard is a really awesome venue and

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it's my first time there. And I'm so excited for this show.

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It's the dirty Show and I get

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to

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you. I'm really excited up about

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that, So come to all those shows. I

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also want to give a shout out to

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a fucker. Her name is Ali

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and her birthday is the April.

2:57

She said a shoutout would make my fucking life

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all so it will be funny to rub it into the other fucker's

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I work with that. Listen to the podcast so

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he Ali's co workers, go funk yourself,

3:08

Ali Bennett just kidding.

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UM. It would be funny every time someone's

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like, it's my birthday, I just saying happy birthday for ten minutes

3:16

and then everybody very uncomfortable.

3:19

I actually would really like that. That's a new

3:21

podcast I'm a fan of. Tell me when it's your

3:23

birthday and I'll record a song and

3:25

it'll be real weird. Oh

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Hillary Clinton, I'm into it. Hillary

3:32

people have given a ship. Okay,

3:35

you guys, guys die

3:38

if I emailed me. Because she knew that

3:40

the backlash was about to begin with

3:42

the hiller, she warned me. Then

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I, okay, So I don't know if you know this.

3:48

I don't know if you know how huge of a

3:50

Hillary Clinton fan I am. I know you are

3:52

a big fan, but I'm sure there are facts about

3:54

your fandom that I don't know of. Have you ever

3:57

seen my life size Hillary Clinton

3:59

cardboard stand? That would be a no? Okay?

4:02

Is it in your room? Your childhood room? It is currently

4:05

in my childhood room and being blocked by the Barbie

4:07

dream House. Um No, I think it's

4:09

it's it's on, it's I think it's

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out. It was in

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my murray Hill apartment, but

4:15

it didn't make the move to

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Hell's kitchen. I think I had a

4:20

downsize. Um I,

4:23

Tommy and I we folded it and we

4:25

drove it back from Michigan. I found

4:27

it in a mall in Michigan, and I said

4:30

this must be mine. I just thought

4:32

I was just remembered speaking of a mall and Hillary

4:34

Clinton. What fucking T shirt did we see?

4:36

You were with me? What then did

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that say? When we were going to figure that

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out? We were in Illinois, the beautiful everyone

4:43

of Illinois, racist and sexist, where

4:47

not everyone, but we had cattered some ship

4:49

Illinois where progress goes to die. Progress

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never made it. Um, it never got there. Boy,

4:54

But it's so funny because I love Chicago was

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arguably my favorite city I've never been.

5:01

It was anybody wants to play in Chicago, It'll

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tell you I want

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to go. Um. But yeah, big

5:07

fans. It was. I don't know, it was something like cont

5:09

related. I think something like it was aggressive

5:13

in the hands of a dumb bitch. I don't know, I'm

5:15

exaggerating. That was not really that was a

5:17

sentiment, for sure. It was like a Spencer's

5:19

gift store type store. It wasn't

5:21

Spencer's. It was generic. It was like Schmencer's.

5:24

But I but I saw it, and I was like, what

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the fun I'm all for being

5:29

funny, being be offensive. This

5:31

wasn't even funny. And I took the shirt.

5:33

Remember I took the shirt and I wrinkled

5:35

it and threw it back of the fun and I

5:37

was like, christ, we need to leave now because we

5:39

don't kill anyone. And then I was like, I did that for all

5:41

women. I yelled that as we walked out, and they were

5:43

like, what did you do? Yeah, it's

5:46

a bad situation. People are so

5:48

heinous towards Hillary Clinton, and I'm not sure

5:50

why I'm not. I mean, I'm guessing

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it's because she is a powerful woman

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who people fear is actually capable

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of achieving something which I know terrifies everybody.

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Here's the thing, and I did

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this, Oh, I said, when I submitted a tape

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for the I submitted a tape for the Daily Show, but it

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wasn't a big deal because they didn't make it. But

6:07

when they were looking for a black man anyway,

6:10

I mean anyway, um No.

6:12

But I had to write. You had to write a political piece, and so

6:15

I did a lot of research and stuff, and I wrote

6:17

a piece I forget. I wish I wanted to bring it up, but

6:19

I forget which one it was. But basically the piece

6:21

was about when a woman sucks up their

6:24

gender gets blamed that's

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the only Like men have been running the

6:29

world in the country for a long time now,

6:31

like in quotes, not doing a great job. Well, and

6:33

you know what some meant like Hitler didn't

6:35

suck because he was a dude. He sucked because

6:37

he was an evil piece of shit. His

6:40

gender doesn't have anything to do with how horrible

6:42

a person he is. But when a woman

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sucks up, Oh joe, women,

6:46

we don't you gonna just menstright all over my eyeballs,

6:49

like just just like there

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are dudes, they're shitty women. Yeah,

6:53

but when women sunk up, especially in

6:55

positions of power like that fucking

6:58

chick man, we're not ready for it. Shut up?

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Also, are you? Are

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you referring to this little tweet see

7:05

the woman I tweeted, I don't

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know, um, I just I just um,

7:10

because I'd sell you that article about Cheryl Rios,

7:12

who is so harmonial.

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If Hilen Raine gets elected, I'm moving to Canada. The

7:16

women shouldn't be president. She's a CEO of

7:18

a company. And then I did some research,

7:21

so fun little fact Germany,

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Liberia, Argentina, Bangladesh,

7:26

Lithuania, Trinidad, Brazil, Coos Avout,

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Denmark, Jamaica, South Korea, Norway,

7:30

Chili, Poland, Switzerland, Croatia, Senegal,

7:32

Central Africa Republic and Malta are

7:35

all countries currently being

7:37

ran back right,

7:40

Hyna right, And

7:42

I mean not to be rude, but

7:44

you listened some backwards countries,

7:48

Oh totally. Women

7:51

only were on the shitty ones that no one cares about.

7:53

No, but I'm saying, like if if, even if, if even

7:55

a backwards country is not so backwards,

7:57

well it's funny. I can't have a woman that I can

7:59

have a woman's as a leader. It's like that

8:02

really. Yeah. But also someone was like Canada

8:05

a female prime minister for like a year. It

8:07

didn't really work out. I don't know why,

8:09

but it wasn't because she was the lemon. Yeah.

8:11

A lot of countries that do not have

8:13

a reputation as progressive,

8:15

open minded or liberal have had female

8:17

leaders. Get it. They fuck together

8:20

America and

8:23

then fucking Donald Trump. Oh

8:26

my book, good, Donald

8:28

J. Trump, the sexiest most charming

8:30

man alive. America's Dick hart I

8:33

did enjoy the film compody with

8:35

him in the kIPS Bay

8:37

Theater present he

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went to a poor he went to a peasant

8:42

movie theater and it was

8:44

so brave of him to see the movie Campody

8:47

or as the person in my film

8:50

writing class in college, shed Capote.

8:52

And then I was like, am I in a good school? Or

8:55

is this a top five school? Should you be up the

8:57

world? Um?

8:59

He retweeted this tweet that this asshole

9:01

at m P lefty

9:04

sixty seven so just you know him?

9:06

Go to Donald Trump's twitter. Yeah,

9:09

it said if Hillary Clinton can't satisfy

9:11

her husband, what makes her think she

9:13

can satisfy America?

9:16

No? He did it? What?

9:21

Donald Trump? Fuck?

9:24

Donald Trump? I know you're a piece of ship. You're

9:26

like one of the worst people. You're Nothing

9:28

about you is good physically or emotionally

9:31

or site. Nothing about you. But

9:34

I didn't even I wouldn't that

9:36

surprised me? Donald Trump? You

9:38

you don't. You can't even make it look like you have real

9:41

hair, and you're like the richest dude,

9:43

like that stuff you can fix with money.

9:45

How about you handle that first? What

9:48

is wrong with you? I don't need to look good to get

9:51

my dick sucked? Trump? God,

9:54

dude, how did I

9:56

can't see and if I can't articulate something

9:59

without my intelligence?

10:01

Thing? Right now, I'm so angry yeah,

10:04

I know. That's the thing. That's my problem. I get

10:06

so angry about the ship and I can't articulate it calmly.

10:08

And then everyone liked

10:11

kid. So your husband cheats

10:14

on you, and then you, as

10:16

a woman get blamed because you

10:18

didn't please him. You weren't sexy

10:21

enough, you weren't president not president

10:24

enough, Like what the fuck? But she

10:26

will be. There were three people involved in

10:28

that, I mean, like, you know, so Hillary Clinton

10:30

was affected. Obviously Chelsea was too, but I love love

10:33

to her. Uh, then Monica Lewinsky

10:35

Bill Clinton, who's at fault. Bill

10:38

Clinton is at fault. He is the oldest,

10:40

he's the fucking president, and he's

10:42

the married one. How about you don't get you dick sucked

10:45

by an intern. I don't think it's I don't think it

10:47

was. You know, Monica Lewinsky's shiny moment,

10:49

but her life was ruined Bill Clinton's doing

10:51

just and that is fucked

10:53

up. She she was a fucking kid twenty

10:57

years old, right, she'said, she very

10:59

young, a child wild If you're

11:01

in the I mean you we've both been in situations

11:04

where we've had someone who is in a higher

11:06

status who has turned onto us

11:08

I I've acted like an idiot because I'm

11:10

so overwhelmed by the power and I'm not even the

11:12

president. And I've turned down sex with someone who

11:15

was married. But you know, I really wanted to expect

11:17

you for that, but it was it not the

11:19

fucking hardest thing ever. I've never

11:22

done that. I don't know what that's like. It was very

11:24

hard. And now and I think every day did

11:26

you make two part decisions? I don't know. Every

11:28

time you tell me how that happened, I'm like, how

11:31

did you? How did you? You

11:33

didn't fuck You didn't even touch us a little,

11:36

didn't touch his nipple, he didn't even nothing. He didn't

11:38

even look his fucking hand or

11:41

oh, Karen, you

11:44

willpower is great. It's very impressive

11:46

when it comes to that stuff, because I've I've yeah,

11:48

the one guy that I that I fucked

11:50

kind date on my fucking I thought I

11:53

wanted to da even one date. May so

11:55

we just suck for few years, but I was I would

11:57

do anything for him, and he was older

11:59

than me and was more power than me, and blah blah blah.

12:01

But it's very fucking hard. Yeah,

12:04

it is hard. I can turn down, man,

12:06

I can't turn a sound a slice of pizza. Though I'll

12:08

tell you that I hate

12:13

so um let gonna give me a TV show

12:15

I could though, TV

12:18

show put us on. We

12:21

were we were one. I

12:23

haven't seen it. You haven't seen it, so it's not yet.

12:26

We didn't suck. Yeah. Yeah,

12:28

if you guys watched our interview with the

12:30

last called Carson Daily, tweet

12:33

Carson and tell him how as we were because

12:35

we didn't even get tweeted with Carson

12:38

before and she shut me back. Yeah, Emerson

12:40

has owned such a only a

12:42

place that he could own in my heart. Yeah, he's a

12:44

lot to do with leather jacket wearing

12:46

heart place. Um, I

12:49

only want to read this email. Yeah, oh,

12:51

we have one other thing to discuss. What do you want to Well,

12:54

do you want to discuss what you want to discuss? You want me release?

12:56

Well, I just wanted to quickly go over where

12:58

you make up in the workplace. That's very

13:00

interest so as most people

13:02

know, I'm killing

13:05

it in my day job at the spa and

13:08

this is I mean, I used to work at Victoria's Secret

13:11

Beauty, which was arguably

13:13

the worst period of my life,

13:15

and heard that job sucks ass. It's

13:17

the worst company. I'm publicly stating,

13:20

fuck that company. I don't know if this is

13:23

legal, Well, you know it is legal. I have personally had a horrible

13:25

experience Victoria. I know you secret. You're a cunt.

13:28

Yes, that is the secret. And you're on a company

13:31

but really great underwear. Well, I didn't work

13:33

with the underwear. I worked with the I worked with

13:35

the beauty product like the makeup

13:37

and ship and that and so, and

13:40

we were required to have our nails painted,

13:42

our faces fully done, if our toes

13:44

were out there had to be painted. I get it. We're selling

13:46

beauty. No one wants to get soul foundation by

13:48

an ugly I get it. I get it. I still

13:50

I still made me feel shitty, but I get

13:52

it. Um. So, Now I work at a spa, a

13:54

spa that does not sell makeup. We

13:57

do not sell makeup. We're a holistic spa. It's

14:00

all about natural beauty, okay.

14:02

And so I've decided a long

14:04

time ago I'm not wearing make I am up

14:07

too many hours a day. I'm a performer at night, I

14:09

have to wear heavy makeup to perform.

14:11

My skin is very moody as

14:13

it is, and I don't wear makeup,

14:15

and my skin has gotten considerably

14:18

better from not wearing makeup for

14:20

eighteen hours a day because you need to breathe.

14:22

You don't think you look natural. I'm

14:25

not going in in an old hoodie,

14:28

you know, with my hair, everything else is fine.

14:30

I just go bare face and it's like moisturized.

14:32

It's not so braing. You

14:35

took a makeup with selfie is so brain

14:37

Yeah, And like multiple times it's

14:39

been brought up that like to wear makeup, and so I

14:42

was just really curious, and I actually asked someone on our

14:44

legal team, Oh, should we do have one? Yeah,

14:46

if if we,

14:49

you can be required to wear makeup, And

14:51

she didn't know because she said that's not her uh

14:54

section of law. But I found this thing on a

14:56

workplace fairness dot org and it basically

14:59

said, my the question is, my boss requires

15:01

me to wear makeup and seems to have a much more

15:03

different dress code for women than for men. Is

15:05

this legal? And the responses.

15:08

While it is not legal to have dress codes

15:10

only for one sex but not for the other, so

15:12

far the law seems to allow different dress

15:14

codes for women and men as long as

15:16

they do not put an unfair burden on one

15:18

gender more than the other. And basically there

15:20

was this whole situation with Harrah's the casino,

15:23

uh, and they implemented a dress code that women

15:25

had to wear extensive makeup, stocking, snail

15:27

polish, they had to curl and style their hair, and

15:30

then men basically just had to like maintain their

15:32

hair and nails like not haven't look funky.

15:34

And a twenty year old employee was like, fuck

15:36

that ship, uh, and she wouldn't wear

15:39

makeup because it made her feel like a sex object.

15:41

And then Harrah's fired her. Um.

15:44

But they the court

15:46

systems held that it was legal to

15:48

fire the employee because she could not prove

15:50

that Harrah's requirements were more

15:53

burdensome for women. So that's

15:55

you have to it we

15:58

paint our faces or not.

16:00

It's unequal, right inequal?

16:03

YEA what if guy, what do you think the

16:05

world will be like? If guys,

16:08

if you always heard if the problems were bad,

16:10

like switched, we swapped problems, and you

16:12

always would hear guys like do I look okay? Do look

16:14

fat? Do I look? Do I do I look okay?

16:16

And the girls were always like, shut up, you look

16:19

fine, dave. I always

16:21

I do think about that often because I'm like, I never see

16:24

a man and I'm like that man needs

16:26

makeup. Never said that, right, But

16:28

I often see a woman. I'm laying in my head like

16:31

because we're all country towards each other, um,

16:34

and I was like, not, baby

16:36

needs some makeup, you know. So it's like where

16:40

but why? But it's funny because here's

16:42

the here's the Here's where

16:44

it gets tricky because fucking

16:46

celebrities will take a picture of themselves

16:48

without makeup and people will blog

16:50

about it, and US Weekly will be like, look

16:53

at Ariana Grande and her brave makeup

16:55

was freach selfie, just shut

16:56

shut your face. That's

16:58

not brave. But then on

17:01

the alternative, I judge.

17:03

Sometimes I'm like, hey, maybe shouldn't take a

17:06

photo. Yeah, well, well women

17:08

are women. But it's another situation,

17:10

so many opinions we gotta form. It's

17:13

another situation where women are our

17:15

own worst enemy. Because any most

17:18

the backlash I've gotten for, you

17:20

know, not wearing makeup was from a woman. Usually

17:23

men will be people to provide like stupid

17:26

comments like oh, like

17:28

like if you don't wear makeup and usually makeup, Oh are

17:30

you too sad? Do

17:32

you need a flu shot. I think you should get the main of biotics.

17:35

You don't look too good. You should go home, pay time

17:37

off. It's fine, I'll pay for you to leave. Like.

17:39

There's one columnist for The Daily Mail, Liz Jones.

17:41

She wrote this thing, and she was just like women

17:44

who feel no compunction to improve

17:46

what nature bestowed upon them are,

17:48

in my experience, arrogant,

17:51

lazy, or deluded, and frequently

17:53

all three. This is especially

17:56

true in the service industry, where a bare

17:58

face is no more acceptable than a dentist

18:00

with halitosis, and which I've experienced

18:02

a lot. Let me say, I don't get served from

18:05

Ugly's. It tells me that a woman doesn't

18:07

really care what others think of her. Yeah,

18:09

yeah, good, you shouldn't. That's exactly what I'm

18:11

telling That's how them goes away.

18:13

Fucking message that I am sending,

18:16

I don't care what you think of me because I think

18:18

the face looks fucking fine. Yeah,

18:21

it looks fucking fine. Okay,

18:23

it is what it is. It just it just enrages

18:25

me. Yeah. Painting

18:28

your I mean I like, I

18:30

mean, I really do like wearing. You know, there's some nights

18:32

when you go out and you're like, I want to look fucking hot and I

18:34

want to feel good, and you like, it's fun to spend

18:36

time when your makeup and see what you can tell in yourself

18:39

and really turn your faith around the

18:41

women because it can be It's a lot of times it's an

18:43

advantage because we have the opportunity to look

18:45

hotter than we are. Naturally. Guys can

18:47

only do so much with their hair and the way they dress

18:50

and their facial hair and the way they smell

18:52

whatever. After that, they just got a learning guitar, yeah,

18:55

or have a personality

18:57

or yeah, mate, make you laugh. That's really all you

18:59

need to do. But you know, so in some ways

19:01

it's good because we can make

19:03

ourselves look better. You know, we can make the

19:06

card we they'll be a little better by

19:08

painting our face on. But other times you can

19:10

lie with paint exactly. It's

19:12

just like push up bras and uh.

19:14

But then when someone's like you need to only re

19:16

make up, it's like, whoa, don't Joe Mary Like

19:19

it's so fast. Yeah,

19:22

it's just like go away. It's

19:24

tell me what I gotta do to paint, don't I mean

19:26

it is? I mean, like what if your boss told you, uh,

19:29

like your gut stinging out further than your tits,

19:31

you need to wear a push up bra. Like that's

19:33

kind of what it's like. And honestly, I mean,

19:36

I was telling you this last night. The good thing about getting

19:38

older is you give less fox. Someone

19:40

emailed us she was a thirteen year

19:42

old girl, and I was like, oh, you're so young about

19:45

having big boobs, and people make fun of her for

19:47

it, and I kind of thought back to those

19:49

days, and I was like, you know what, the best

19:51

thing about getting I love getting older because

19:54

you really give less fox. And I would rather

19:56

have I

19:58

would rather have age, whether on

20:00

my face then than be so concerned

20:02

with what everybody else thinks of me. It's such an easier way

20:05

to live. Yeah, I'm like, I'm I'm sorry to put

20:07

mascara on because I was like

20:09

writing and I'm sorry, I'm fify

20:11

changing the world so like I didn't have time

20:13

to do that. I'll spawn on flowers.

20:17

But also, like it always, it always

20:20

makes me laugh when girls are like, well, you get

20:22

like this eyebrow pencil, or this and scary of this

20:24

eyeland, or you gotta put foundation on, but then you

20:26

gotta put the cover up and then the baby cream and there's

20:28

like a thousand there's billion dollar industries

20:31

based off of how and secure we are. Yeh. And I

20:33

love makeup because I love I love being

20:35

the best Karna I can be, and

20:37

I think that's such an amazing power

20:39

to have. But if I

20:42

always present the best Karren, then no one's

20:44

going to appreciate her when she so

20:47

I'm sorry. If you know me in the daytime you

20:49

had shitty Karren, I guess what, Shitty

20:51

Kren is still better than most. Y'all, y'all

20:55

take off your earies. Christie

20:58

to hold my earrings while I punch real Jersey.

21:02

That's so Jersey reminds of my friend.

21:04

Actually, she's like the super hot

21:06

chick who's like just stunningly beautiful

21:08

and dresses to the nine. When I sent to the Ashley

21:10

Simpson Bridal felt, yeah, yeah, she's

21:13

one of my friends and I love her to death. But

21:15

if if someone, like if she goes to the bathroom

21:17

when we're at a bar and she comes back and someone sitting in her

21:19

seat, or like someone if someone's talking to me, but

21:21

are you talking to my first? She'll be like, yeah,

21:24

you want this guy to talk to you like, no, why are

21:26

you talking to my friend? Go away? Why are you talking to her?

21:28

Why she doesn't want to talk to you? Why don't? And she'll

21:30

like fucking punch a bit, not

21:32

a bit the guys who

21:34

are all most times more bitches.

21:36

She doesn't punch people, but she she gets

21:39

Jersey and I kind of she punches with

21:41

her were oh, even more power, which

21:43

is the most Jersey of all. Punch with your words,

21:45

not a fist Jersey jersey.

21:48

Yeah, throw a table, but then punch with your

21:50

words. We pump with words, not our fist. I want

21:52

to read it were really quick email that has to do with the topic

21:54

a week ago or two weeks ago. We're talking about new

21:56

photos. Yeah, this email

21:59

is really interesting and I talked to Stephen about it because

22:01

I was like, what would you what do you think on this? I thought it was it

22:03

was an interesting debate. So this email

22:05

reads, Hey, twenty five year old male Army veteran,

22:07

and I have a treasure trod of explicit images

22:10

and sex videos I took with my exes lest

22:12

I sound perverted. Many of this

22:14

was sent to me on deployment. Subsequently,

22:17

forgot about this storage device that they

22:19

were on I found it recently. Yes, I've masturbated

22:21

to some of them. What would a good person do with

22:23

all this material? I've never I'd

22:25

never show them to anybody else. But can I keep

22:27

them? What would a horny person do? Also

22:30

thanks Jesse from California. Okay, so

22:33

I I have a I

22:35

have, I have, I have, I have

22:37

a pretty strong an. I

22:39

don't show them. Obviously. He doesn't sound

22:41

like he's going to share them. He's he's beyond that

22:44

maturity level. I mean, you don't share them even if

22:46

you're still with them. But I if I don't

22:49

have I've never sent a new

22:51

photo. The nudiest photo I've ever

22:53

sent was on my stomach. Wow,

22:56

you are wide, and I was like

22:58

getting naughty Christina and

23:01

I. I

23:03

took it on photo booth on my MacBook. I

23:06

love taking photos of look like eighties

23:08

seven photos and only some, but

23:10

they're on this they're of my stomach eight seven

23:12

photos. Uh, and you look good? You

23:15

need to cap had a V muscle. I still

23:17

kind of have it because I've been like doing squats while I'm

23:19

cooking you. Yeah,

23:21

and I'm glad I did because I look back, I'm like, oh, damn,

23:23

I was good looking when

23:26

when you were good looking. But here's the thing. If he if the

23:28

person I said that to kept it, it's not that risky,

23:31

so I can't really compare. I don't okay

23:33

if you want to masturbate to it, thank you

23:36

but so much um.

23:39

But I don't think there's anything

23:42

bad with that. It's like it's like

23:44

having a shoebox full of love letters, except

23:46

you got a little you

23:48

got you got your ex diddle in or diddle

23:50

I mean, I think it's less personal, Like like I

23:52

would rather, I would better than porn. If

23:54

I was dating a guy, I would

23:57

rather find a nude photo of his ex

23:59

girlfriend on a love letter from his ex girlfriend.

24:04

Would you get threatened by love letter? Would you like you

24:06

don't want to know that side of their relationship? Well?

24:09

Number one, I would be like, why did you keep because

24:11

guys aren't really usually a sentimental

24:13

like that, And then I would be and then I'm like, what is

24:15

he fucking reading a lot of guys that keep excess?

24:18

You know, I don't want to know. I don't want to

24:20

know the depth of your emotional relationship

24:22

with somebody. I know you fucked her, she's your ex

24:24

girlfriend. Great, Yeah, I hope she has a hot body,

24:27

because I hope you have a good taste in women like that doesn't

24:29

that's no problem because I look like what I look like,

24:31

Like my number one selling point is never

24:33

going to be my body, although my ass is great.

24:35

But other than that, it's like whatever, and that

24:37

you're that attitude cured. You cured my fear of flying,

24:40

moving, gonna die, gonna die, always nothing

24:42

to do with it. You're very like, well, there's nothing

24:44

I can do about it. So I thought you like, I have a

24:46

great ass, and you're like, oh, well, the plane

24:48

can't go down because your ass is so great, we can't lose

24:50

it dead as convince me to go in that plane. Yeah,

24:53

well, I mean that's what it is, because it very

24:56

much is that that the lyric

24:58

from Cabaret that I always live by. So

25:00

who cares? So what, Like it's like whatever, it

25:02

doesn't matter, it is what it is, as

25:04

su saide, like, it's just gonna happen, And I mean

25:07

you can't not like, yeah, so what

25:09

what would a good person do? Keep

25:11

them and don't ever show them to anybody else? What

25:14

would a horny person do? The exact same thing, because

25:16

oh my god, you can be good and honey at the same

25:18

time. Did you know that they gave it to you

25:20

confidence you're and also you're fucking serving

25:22

the country. Thank you. Yes, this

25:25

is a little bonus for you. Yeah, and

25:27

it's better than poured. I don't know if you can even have

25:29

access to Clearly you have some internet connection

25:31

because you received them,

25:33

but it might only be temporarily store

25:36

it. Yeah, don't let your buddies see it. That's really not

25:38

cool. But like the person sends you

25:41

like, I don't I wouldn't mind if all those still I

25:43

trust all my excess. You have nude photos of me, A

25:45

lot of them, A lot of girls they don't

25:47

share dick pics, but they say, hey, look at

25:49

that. Yeah they do do that. Yeah,

25:52

it's a pick of a dick, though, Is that as bad as

25:54

if he showed his army friend, like, yeah, look at this

25:56

ship, rob my dick. It's

25:58

more intimate, it's more involved because

26:01

because stick photos can either they can be hot. I

26:03

think they are hot. I've never gotten one. Uh.

26:06

It's hard to identify someone from their dick. You

26:08

can identify a girl from like her figure

26:10

more. I think that's what it is. Like, It's like a

26:13

dick pick is like it could be anybody.

26:15

Yeah, so I think that's but I mean, yeah,

26:17

I mean body, she means body. She mean. That's why we have the

26:19

rule that we don't talk about dick size on the podcast.

26:22

Yeah, because because that very thing. It doesn't all would

26:25

never the point. Who would ever want to make

26:27

a man feel bad about the size of his penile? Like it's

26:29

just not it doesn't matter. I

26:32

mean, they have one thing

26:34

that they're really concerned about, and we have

26:36

a thousand things, but we are kind Yeah,

26:39

yeah, it doesn't matter because he got other skills

26:42

in other departments exactly. I try

26:44

to think if the one ex boyfriend that I had

26:46

before Stephen, I feel like we taped

26:49

something I don't

26:51

know, and I'm thinking I've never taped sex.

26:54

That scares me. But he feel like he did a while

26:56

because dude, he was like the first boyfriend I ever had that

26:58

was really kind of kinky

27:00

and I was like, oh, this is fun. Um

27:03

first person I really like came hard

27:05

with, which was awesome. But

27:08

I'm trying to think if he did still have it, if we did

27:10

tape something, if he wants

27:12

to jerk off to it. Well,

27:14

we made it. I don't remember, not

27:17

because I was drunk or intoxicated or anything. I just

27:19

it was a while ago. But it wouldn't bother

27:21

me. Yeah, I know it was. But if he showed it to

27:23

the world, I would be fucking broken.

27:26

It's not I would. I would just be like, oh, well, you

27:28

are someone I can't trust. WI I knew, and that's time we're not

27:30

together. Any would be so cut out my

27:33

most recent acts he deleted. He he

27:36

I asked him to when we broke up by asked him

27:38

to his elite. When I found out he was doing someone who, I asked

27:40

him to delete all my nude pictures and he said he did, and

27:43

I actually believed that he did. I

27:45

was to do and I was kind of like, man, I wish he kept them because

27:47

someone was like awesome. And then maybe if he got in a fight

27:50

with his girl hand, would you look at them and be like, man, I

27:52

should have knots on current in a Panera brea.

27:54

This is why women can't to president. They can't make up their mind.

27:56

They think one thing and then they think another thing. It's like fucking

27:58

make up your mind. You menstruating whole. No,

28:01

it's fine, just kidding. Oh, I'm excited for our

28:03

guests. Yeah, so we were just talking about a lot of

28:05

sex, and now this week's

28:07

episode is exciting because we're going to

28:09

talk to two people whose life is really not

28:12

affected by sex because they are

28:14

a sexual damn, which

28:16

is something we haven't talked about before.

28:19

Really, I never talked to a person

28:21

I think. Yeah, I think we kind of both are pretty much

28:23

in the dark about this. So this is gonna be a role learning

28:25

experience for us and I think for a lot

28:27

of Listen, how I'm excited because while

28:30

having a lot of sex is something we talked about and it's

28:32

an important not having

28:34

sex is a common thing, I

28:37

ask SEMLI common. Yeah,

28:39

I don't know. Some people just aren't that sexual

28:41

in sense, doesn't mean a lot to them and they don't have it and

28:43

that's that's what they do. So good

28:46

for you. Do you think a sexual is like a you

28:48

know, a specific thing. Yeah,

28:50

it's fascinating, So you know what

28:52

their lives must be so much easier, That's what I

28:54

said. That must be nice

28:57

might find out. Well, I'm really excited

28:59

to welcome and they're both comics and

29:02

really cool people. Ben Rosen

29:04

and Daniel Crowe. I can't

29:06

do nothing girl with that bucket. I

29:08

used to think that it's with me, but now see it wasn't.

29:10

They told me to. Jasy called me names. That is

29:13

all like asshold and everybody doting

29:16

God with me to business.

29:20

She want to be a freak kid. Sell

29:22

it on a weak kid business.

29:24

Hey, everybody, we're here with Ben

29:26

and Daniel. All right, Ben

29:29

and Daniel Crowe, Hello on both

29:31

comedians, both a sexual both

29:34

they don't know. You guys don't know each other. We've never

29:36

met that are

29:39

you serious? So you guys have like no about each

29:41

other's legacy as the other

29:43

a sexual comics famous between the two

29:45

of us. I don't. I don't know what people expected

29:47

when they said we should be like, well, they'll probably fall

29:49

in love when it's also

29:51

one of those things that's like, oh, you meet a gay

29:53

person at a grocery store in Kansas, like oh, my

29:56

my nephews gay, do you know what's Thomas

29:58

right? Or like, my god, I should set

30:00

you off my nephew. He also likes dicks in the spot,

30:03

but then like no, I like to put Dickson butts and

30:05

then there's guy I also likes to put dickson butts, so then

30:07

that doesn't work out clear soul mates,

30:10

Sometimes you can't be off your top or a bottom though,

30:12

isn't that weird? How weird you like to put a dick Whether

30:15

you like to put your dick in a butt or get a

30:17

dick in your butt can make or break a relationship

30:21

deep, But that's not what we're here to talk about

30:22

it, So

30:26

let's start with you. Start

30:28

with Ben Tell just a little back yourself.

30:31

Yeah, So I I came across a

30:33

sexuality as a concept, like I

30:35

would say about three years ago. It

30:37

was very, very very confusing up

30:40

until that point because I just wasn't

30:42

as sexually driven as my friends. It

30:44

wasn't something that I pursued or something that I was

30:46

really into. So when I

30:49

found out about it was a huge relief because

30:52

it was like, hey, I'm not like a broken person.

30:54

There's actually a thing that's not

30:57

like a rectile dysfunction. As the excuse,

31:00

it's because sometimes it's like labels are fucked

31:02

up, no labels, But then when you find a label that fits,

31:04

you're like, oh, this is my people. You don't realize how

31:06

important labels are until you really

31:10

and it's really important. Labels can be great, exactly

31:12

how I feel about comedy. I felt like I was just a person

31:14

who didn't fit in anywhere, and then

31:16

I found comics and I was like, wait, we're all people who

31:18

don't fit any in anywhere and broken.

31:21

Yeah, and in that we fit with each other. So it's kind

31:23

of magical. But now I know where Yeah,

31:25

exactly, we're all pieces and we don't fit together

31:28

like a puzzle. We fit together like pieces

31:30

and blue in a box and glitter a

31:32

dysfunctional mass child's craft.

31:34

But it's fun. We're together. It's beautiful to some

31:37

No, I know, we were talking. We Ben and

31:39

I were talking at the Friar's Club because

31:41

I had like a couple of dirty martinis, no dinner

31:44

and decided to just really pry into your personal

31:46

life. That's what it does, That's what that's

31:48

what happens. No, it was fun, and so

31:52

you kind of said, like, I was like, were you ever sexually

31:54

trying to do anybody? Yeah? And

31:57

and so there's such a long

31:59

answer to that that try and shortened that's

32:01

why you're here. Yeah, how long is the podcast? Ten

32:03

hours? So the

32:06

short answer is that I found women

32:08

attractive. I thought that they were were

32:10

beautiful. I still do, but it's

32:12

not It wasn't like a sexual attraction.

32:15

It was more like, Wow, it's like a nice that's

32:17

nice artwork. I was going to say in a museum,

32:20

Yeah, like wow, that's beautiful. But you don't necessarily

32:22

want to funk all the paintings. You just like,

32:24

oh, that's a beautiful painting, and yeah,

32:27

maybe I want to look at that painting every day. But it's not like

32:29

a sexual urge in

32:31

that capacity. So did you ever masturbate

32:34

as a kid, Yeah, all the time? What I

32:37

mean sometimes it started off obviously

32:39

it's like nothing, yeah, just like it

32:41

feels really good, So I did it. I mean,

32:43

there's not it's not like a physical

32:46

difference between it. It's more just like you know,

32:49

you touch your penis, it feels it feels pretty good.

32:51

So I'm not going to deny that. But um,

32:54

there wasn't really anything strong associate

32:56

with it. I tried to look at as

32:59

I got a little bit older, I tried to look at pornography

33:01

to make it kind of normal because I was whatever

33:04

was ray straight. As I told you, I think

33:07

straight. I love that. Yeah, that's

33:10

what I thought. I was like, I'm just straight, and I don't

33:12

know, maybe I haven't found the thing. So I just that

33:15

was just normal for me, was to like to

33:17

just have that on. Do you have any

33:19

recollection of your first direction?

33:22

Uh? Yeah, I remember the first time. Actually,

33:24

yeah, I think you. I think everybody kind of remembers

33:27

their first one. I remember my brothers,

33:30

oh god, brothers

33:34

and sisters. They run into each other sometimes,

33:36

just been sure and he always gonna kill me.

33:38

He didn't listen though, but I remember

33:40

he was like he was pretty young, like god,

33:42

I guess he was like eight, and we but we both

33:44

loved the Adam Sandler movie Big Daddy,

33:47

and I was like, Chris, do you want to watch Big

33:49

Daddy? And then oh, because

33:53

he was because because it was so interesting

33:55

to me as like I'm five years older, but I

33:57

was still a young person at the time, so I

34:00

was like, Okay, it's not just sexual excitement.

34:02

It can be like just excitement you

34:05

feel like girls sometimes, you know how Sometimes I'll say

34:07

something like, you know, pizza makes me wet, Like sometimes

34:09

pizza does. Right.

34:12

It doesn't mean you want to fuck it, right exactly.

34:15

You just want to. I just want to enjoy it. I wish

34:17

I gotta turned on sexually.

34:19

When I don't get turned on by anything else besides

34:21

like actual sex. I mean like when I'm

34:23

getting ready to go on a good vacation, I'm so

34:25

happy I could suck do you, But

34:28

do you feel kind of like any arousal arousal

34:30

in your growing area? Because other things make me feel that,

34:32

Oh, is there something wrong? No, there's

34:34

nothing wrong. I didn't know that was. And the same

34:37

thing like like if I want to suck a guy and instead

34:39

of sucking the guy, I go home and order a pizza, just

34:41

as I am just as happy that I hate, because

34:43

that's so satisfy. That's satisfying. Yeah, that

34:46

like when my teeth first go into like the

34:48

deep dish at Domino was like I know

34:50

that sensation just as much as I know Dick going in to

34:52

me. I mean when I'm really happy, and I'm happy

34:54

a lot, but when I'm like joyous

34:56

and something really cool is happening, I get turned

34:58

on, right, but not that it's that bliss.

35:01

Yeah, you're a big daddy. You have to find the right

35:03

movie that you have to murder

35:06

me. Daniel what's

35:08

about what's about you? What's your

35:10

background? Like, how did you were you confused

35:12

when you were a kid? You're like, what's rolling me? No, that

35:15

sounds really boring, But I just know that's okay.

35:18

Never was into anything and just accepted

35:21

it. I guess there must have been

35:23

a time when I realized

35:25

that there was a sexual but I don't even

35:27

remember learning the term. I just sort of knew

35:30

it from the time I was a kid, and just know

35:34

which people are always surprised and it's it's like a

35:36

problem. I will almost certainly get cists

35:38

on my balls one day. Oh can

35:41

you explain that? Yeah?

35:44

I don't know, Like

35:46

how is how is it cists formed from not master

35:48

beating just because of the hanging to

35:50

build up that? Did a doctor tell

35:52

you that? Like medically that is web empty so

35:55

it's legit. Hey, if

35:57

it's on the internet yet it's true. So

35:59

I mean, have you ever thought just for your own health

36:01

masturbating? I guess,

36:03

but I just don't care enough. Looking

36:06

at me, do I look like I care about my health? At

36:09

you have a nice rip in the in the neckline

36:12

of your T shirt, which I really like. He's

36:14

wearing a minor threat T shirt and like the place

36:16

where the collar is hemmed, there's a there's

36:18

a big rip. But I really respect you for whearing. Steven

36:20

has that exact same tcher. I was hanging out

36:22

with you when I ripped this stuck in my hoodie

36:24

because I was I remember this T shirt. I've seen his T shirt before

36:26

because I think it's cool. Um, okay,

36:29

I'm sorry. I don't know why I remember. And

36:33

I love hanging out with Daniel because obviously he's

36:35

never hit on me, and he's just like nice. You're

36:38

so like magically

36:40

unimpressed with me that I love hanging out with

36:42

you. A sexual friends

36:45

of the next big thing. I'm taken

36:47

over from gay people. I force

36:49

hug Daniel the way you forced like. I

36:52

don't want to hope you till you like this. You

36:55

your feelings, so you do

36:58

you? Have you ever had an erection? Wake

37:00

up with them? Sometimes they don't, don't. That's

37:02

your body saying hell, have you ever had

37:04

an orgasm? No? I

37:07

don't know. I guess I wouldn't know what it would

37:09

be. I wouldn't

37:11

know what I mean at the chicks are in your boat,

37:14

would come out of your out of your penis

37:16

hole. Yeah, it's

37:18

been confirmed. My so my one

37:20

observation from this,

37:23

and I was telling Current that I told you this, Daniel we

37:25

were waiting. Your lives must be way

37:28

easier, like you have room for

37:30

for knowledge and so much

37:32

more room in your head. I don't. I can't

37:34

speak for you. I don't capitalize

37:37

on any of that. I have pretty much just

37:39

it's just like a little bit more

37:41

time to be bored and maybe try this stuff.

37:43

I think that's where the comedy also came in. It was like I

37:46

had more time to do stand up,

37:48

so I was like, all my friends

37:51

so much more time. It's a lot more

37:53

time. But I mean, at the very least, you must be more well

37:55

read and have seen more TV shows than us.

37:57

Yeah, definitely, I've I've been through Netflix

38:00

exhausted Netflix. Well, because you said to

38:02

me when we were talking, you were just like you're like a

38:04

major perk is that I do really have

38:06

so much more time, And also just like you're kind

38:08

of free of distraction. But I think it's just like

38:11

you know, just human nature too, if you're not distracting yourself

38:13

with sex something else. I was surprised. I

38:15

was surprised even way later after

38:18

I already knew, years after I knew.

38:20

I was surprised when I asked some

38:22

of my straight friends how often they

38:26

think about it when they're walking in Manhattan? How often

38:28

they think about sex? And I was

38:30

it wasn't like expecting the

38:32

number. Yeah, I

38:34

always thought that that that expression was exaggerated,

38:37

but they were like, oh no, Like, if I'm walking from

38:39

one block to another block, not even

38:41

an avenue, just one block up, I

38:43

would see, I'd probably like think

38:45

about it two or three times everything me too.

38:48

Wait, what every time I look at a person,

38:50

I'm like, what, I fuck you? That's the first thing that

38:53

happens in my head. Not distract

38:55

That isn't distracting because it's just a it's a natural

38:57

knee jerk thought the first time I look at But

39:00

it's a subway game or like a street

39:02

game. Like it's just like it's not it's a game you

39:04

play with yourself. Yeah, life is like an

39:07

R. Kelly song for everyone else all

39:09

the time. Are

39:11

we ruining her? Like? Which that

39:13

sounds bad to accept that everyone else

39:16

is like I feel

39:18

the same way about sex that I do Game of

39:20

Thrones everyone's always like it's great you should check

39:22

it out, and I don't care. I don't. I don't

39:24

actually don't give a shit about Game of Thrones either.

39:26

I also don't give a ship. Does that make us all? I

39:29

don't either, but that has my ex boyfriend

39:31

likes it actually all the

39:33

same, but I but I do the only reason why

39:35

I do want to watch it because apparently it's like porn, like

39:37

the Hottest Tits and so many ten dudes

39:40

naked and oh yeah, I mean I should

39:42

watch it. I don't want to watch it because

39:45

that doesn't really that's not exciting television. You're

39:47

not going to do ship to Wow.

39:51

I hate whenever there's a sex scene in a movie.

39:53

It's kind of make it comfortable. No, it's

39:55

just like why

39:57

you're like the edward Edgar to Allen Poe,

40:01

Like, what's the point? It doesn't It doesn't

40:03

add to the story at all. You could easily describe

40:05

the scene like and then they fucked and so anyway.

40:07

Exceptions like Terminator that

40:10

drives the plot along. In Terminating

40:13

sometimes we just talk about Terminator. I

40:15

was like, I mean, I've seen it, but when years

40:17

and years ago, I don't remember how sex drives the

40:19

plot. Philips

40:21

sex and become governor. I don't know,

40:24

it's something. No ge my

40:26

way to the guy they send back

40:28

in time has sex with the main character to

40:31

birth the guy that leads the revolution in the future

40:33

that the Terminator goes back in time to killer, so

40:35

he's never born. Okay, apologies

40:38

to all the folks have never seen Terminator. Could

40:40

we be really bad? We'd be bad people to

40:42

send back to do that. Yeah, like,

40:44

all right, go do it, and you're just like, I don't really

40:46

care. Yeah.

40:50

No, So Daniel, obviously it's safe to say that

40:52

you've never had sexual intercourse. Yeah,

40:55

has anyone? I feel like you're the kind of person,

40:57

especially as

40:59

a dude, like girls fucking love

41:02

a challenge, Like I'm not I'm not gonna

41:04

lie in the back of my head. I'm like, I gotta

41:06

I'm gonna try to break Daniel. But it's I

41:08

mean, I've realized it's like kind of a moot

41:10

point. Have you had girls

41:12

try to like get you off or

41:15

just just for the very fact that you're completely

41:17

disinterested in that? Yeah, girls have tried to

41:20

have whatever with me after shows

41:22

sometimes because I have one joke about being a sexual

41:24

stroke your cock or I don't know, they

41:27

just do something nice. Like people will tell me they were

41:29

hitting on me. I have a hard time picking up on those sorts

41:31

of things, but yeah, so that

41:33

will happen sometimes after shows. I'll usually just

41:35

blow it off. I remember in eighth

41:37

grade. I was only in that school for one year.

41:39

When I was in eighth grade, all the girls were really

41:41

interested me. I think for a challenge grade

41:45

bitches. Man, They're persistent. Also,

41:47

I just didn't talk to anyone, so

41:49

I seemed mysterious. That

41:52

is yeah, girls, girls love mysterious.

41:56

You have you ever had a crush on anybody? No?

41:59

Wow? Do you? So? What do you? What

42:01

do you? What's your impression of people like Kara

42:04

in terms of our sexuality, Like a lot

42:06

of people are driven by their sexuality.

42:08

Like I think so many of the reason why so

42:10

many dudes have certain the jobs that they

42:12

do is for pussy. And they've admitted that to

42:15

us when we've talked to them. Yeah, so you're like a really

42:17

pure comedian. Really, A

42:19

lot of people say they do it. It's like women

42:22

girls, But I just I

42:24

just like telling jokes. Yeah, that's

42:27

why women get into Women don't get into comedy

42:29

for dick. Well, that's also the excitement

42:31

of it. We that's that's the fun

42:33

of it is when you get like a laugh, that's like

42:36

that's the drug part of it. Yeah, that is

42:38

a lot of people compare comedy to sex because they're

42:40

like that when you just kill it, it's

42:43

just like, yeah, it's the most satisfying

42:45

feeling in the world. Yeah, I would feel

42:47

like it's more like drugs, but I've never really well

42:49

I've only done one drug, so I really feel like that

42:51

was the drug mushrooms. Oh

42:53

you skip weed hard? Well, yeah,

42:56

she didn't get hard. I had one, That's true. I did

42:59

smoke weed one time. I was Christina's birthday

43:01

present, and but you know, the

43:04

thh doesn't really do it. You

43:06

got to smoke at a few times and then you get high.

43:08

This is a sore of object for Christine. I

43:10

was really upset. But no, but she promised me

43:13

the birthday gift was being hot. Not

43:15

just I'm a woman of my word. I'm a woman

43:18

of my word. I just like I can't be it has to be

43:20

like at a time where I'm not gonna sunk out my home totally.

43:23

You're you do drugs and stuff. I do

43:25

drugs and stuff. Yeah, I kind of trust.

43:28

Well. I smoke weed not as regularly

43:30

as I wish I would, and it doesn't make

43:32

you horny. No, I mean you don't know.

43:34

Wait really? Oh yes,

43:40

Christina horny? Yeah, just looking outside

43:42

and seeing birds making a stamp saying

43:45

hey Christina, yeah, I really like

43:47

want to watch Blue Planet when I

43:49

smoke weed. That's like I'm really

43:51

excited about that, or like a nature show

43:53

or something. I mean, I get that. I do

43:55

that too when

43:58

it comes out in theaters and three Deans smoke

44:00

a joint with your best friend. Hey, Melissa,

44:02

so but you have a girlfriend. Yeah,

44:05

So I was going to say earlier

44:07

on then Now I think this is a good This

44:09

is a good group of people to be in because I think Daniels

44:12

a better representation of the group

44:14

than then I would be. If people are learning

44:16

what a sexuality is, I think Daniel's

44:18

like way more in the center than

44:21

I am. It's like Judaism, Daniels like orthodox

44:23

and

44:26

and I think it's still it's important for people

44:29

to understand that there are always

44:31

differences, no matter if we're talking about a sexuality

44:33

or being gay or being straight, there's always

44:36

like a different shade or a different variation

44:38

of it, and the big messages like hey,

44:41

it's everything is fine. Well, yeah,

44:43

there's a lot of people out there who who

44:45

identifies bisexual, but they

44:47

only like sleeping with men. They

44:49

only want to be in relationships with women, and maybe they want

44:51

to funk women too, but they can only do Like

44:53

I've known people who I want to

44:55

funk men, but I only will date women as sex

44:58

different, as sexual as the

45:00

the country is right now,

45:02

and it's like how much sex drives everything that we

45:04

do. We have a very very

45:07

old view of what sexuality

45:09

is. Tell us God, that's why they always

45:11

teach absence only education and most publicist

45:13

schools. And that's fine. It's crazy

45:15

how far back, because like the normal

45:17

chart that I've seen where people do it is, you

45:19

know, you have the you have straight and gay, and

45:22

then there's in the middle, and it's just like a line.

45:24

But that's so not that's not

45:26

everything. It's there's so much more out

45:28

there. It's a it's a I drew you a graph

45:31

when we hung out, the first on a napkin

45:33

at the fire, an x Y and never then

45:35

diagram. Oh I wish, I wish, I

45:37

could draw just

45:40

the line. Um, it looks

45:42

like kind of like a football field. There

45:44

was Yeah, yeah, go sports

45:47

right right? No, okay,

45:49

this is an anti sports sports

45:52

the way Daniel feels about sex. Okay, that's fair.

45:54

Not even a little bit interested. I

45:56

don't think I wouldn't terrified.

45:59

Never saw it again, everyone else

46:01

is talking about it. We're like, what the hell you're talking about?

46:03

Burn your jerseys? I don't care. Yeah, who cares?

46:06

Um? But yeah, I'm a lot I'm a lot

46:09

different in that capacity. I am

46:11

attracted to girls from

46:13

from that first like, do you get boners?

46:16

I don't really get boners from

46:19

random, random girls? So might so I'll

46:21

talk about this. I have my first girlfriend,

46:23

I think. Ever, this is a

46:25

new development for me, so that right now

46:27

this is my first This is the

46:29

first time I can comfortably say I have like

46:32

I have a girlfriend and it's like

46:34

we know the deal and we know what's going on and we're

46:36

working with it, and they have sex that covered that. Yeah

46:39

it is. So how did you

46:41

tell her that was? I think she already knew

46:43

before she met me, because it's something that

46:45

I don't I didn't hide reputation.

46:48

Reputation proceeds you talk about in your comedy talking

46:50

about comedy. I see that before she like engaged

46:52

with how did you guys? Did In fact? I really

46:55

like I kind of had like a like

46:57

a friend crush on her. I really just loved

46:59

her, her everything, and

47:02

I

47:02

was just

47:06

everything. She's great.

47:08

No, I really liked her and I wanted

47:10

to be closer with her.

47:12

But I was really the set that she saw

47:15

I had to fill some time, and the time that I

47:18

just like instinctively filled it with was my a sexual

47:20

joke, and I was like, funk. I really

47:23

didn't want to lead with that. I kind of wanted

47:25

to tell her in another way.

47:28

Um, So I've always found I

47:30

would say I've always found sex. I've

47:32

tried it. I've always found it very

47:34

boring and distracting. Do

47:37

you like play candy crush while you're

47:39

fucking? Like every time, it was like I just wish bricks

47:41

on the wall. Yeah, I was like, I wish I was playing video

47:43

games. I wish I was doing something else. You're

47:47

like, there's been there's been one

47:49

or two occasions where I've been like a little

47:51

bit uncomfortable. Even you feel the say about

47:53

sex that I feel about like keen wa, I'm like, tried

47:56

it not

47:58

for me makes me a little sometimes. I totally

48:01

I tried it before I even knew what a sexuality

48:04

was. Snickers bars, well eating, I

48:06

don't like the texture. Yeah that can also

48:09

be relatable. Yeah,

48:11

oh yeah, so I tried to when I. When

48:13

I did it, it was like it was very tactical

48:15

and we got a boner. Obviously, it

48:18

was really hard to It was mostly like, uh, like

48:21

how right? It

48:24

was like how I approach it like I approached

48:26

masturbating, which is like try to work

48:28

up the physical touch, like stimulated

48:31

that way, and then full head of steam.

48:33

Let's try it. And then a lot of women

48:35

have sex. Really this sounds a

48:37

lot of women are going I do that too. Yeah,

48:40

pretend he's not there, do something yourself.

48:43

Yeah, you have a lot in common. So

48:46

I tried that, and it just it wasn't enough to

48:48

sustain any There wasn't anything there to to

48:50

do it. Um. Now that I've

48:53

been with my girlfriend for about three

48:55

months, we've tried a bunch of different

48:57

stuff a lot more successfully. I think

48:59

that has a lot more to do with once

49:01

I like work up to it and I get

49:03

in the mood and I'm like ready to ready

49:05

to try something with her. It's so

49:07

much easier when it's somebody I connect with.

49:10

How did I say? When you're telling me, it seems like that it's

49:12

just a completely connection base.

49:15

And then and I think that's a lot of people like as

49:17

far as like me, I'm like very not a lesbian,

49:19

but I feel like there are some women that I have

49:22

such a connection with that I could have sex with them

49:24

just on a bonding level alone, not because

49:27

even interested in their pussy. Yeah,

49:29

it's different. It's yeah,

49:32

and I've had crushes on a lot of guys, but I'm not

49:34

sexually attracted to them, which is weird.

49:36

And you're like, why am I? Why do

49:38

I think about you a lot? But then when I think about sucking you

49:41

and like, yeah, it's weird. No,

49:43

it's it's it's definitely like

49:45

they're definitely different things. Is how sexual

49:47

is your girlfriend? Um? The way that

49:50

she described it was that she's more

49:52

um like, if she's with somebody that she likes,

49:54

she's more sexual than when she's not,

49:57

which is this probably I would assume the same thing

49:59

as me. Now, Yeah, so overall she doesn't

50:01

is she not her sex drive isn't that high. I'm sure

50:03

it's it's much higher than mine, right, But we

50:05

were definitely on different different levels. And that's

50:08

the thing that I was going to stress with like Daniel

50:10

and I, is that Daniel is

50:12

coming from a very like accurate

50:15

a sexual standpoint, and the way

50:17

that I have to approach it is like I'm

50:19

in the house. It would be unfair for me to

50:21

say that I'm straight because I would

50:23

disappoint a lot of people and it would be

50:26

It's like, which one is harder for me to live my

50:28

life under? The label is

50:30

like the one that you straight. With the downside

50:33

of labels, I can't labels are like you better

50:35

represent us, right right? If I if I said it was

50:37

straight, I could not go out and be like, act

50:40

like a straight guy. But I'm not if

50:42

I say I'm a sexual, I it's different than

50:44

what Okay. So I was confused. Okay, So

50:46

so you're we're classifying it as straight,

50:49

gay, a sexual. Yeah, okay,

50:51

because I was just like, because I was like, and I was like, wait,

50:53

are you interested in guys? I confused? Right? No,

50:55

no, no no, okay, So it's just like the three groups. Okay,

50:57

that was just like I was thinking it more of like

51:00

a sexual sexual and then under the

51:02

category of sexual, which there is gay

51:04

and straight, and then a sexual is just by

51:06

itself, but there are different levels. Yeah, and

51:08

I can't speak entirely

51:10

for you because I think I think you can come from that

51:13

perspective. But it's I would

51:15

associate a sexuality as its own,

51:18

just like any other orientation. It's like

51:20

like like that, but it's it's

51:22

about like you were. This is just how

51:25

you're built. This is just how it is. Then

51:27

why in the LGBT blah blah

51:29

is there not a sexual I feel like it's

51:32

it's in there. It's all the way. There's so many more

51:34

letters there are q A.

51:36

Are you sucking with me? How long is this go on for

51:38

you? I'll

51:40

pull this the alphabet rearranged.

51:42

I'm gonna pull this up. Um. So, Daniel,

51:45

do you feel Ben is a fraud coming in

51:47

here? Like you need

51:49

to leave. I'm gonna go out and let's

51:52

do it. I think you've been playing

51:54

the long con to get them interested. Yeah,

51:57

that's a hell of a strategy. Oh my god,

52:00

be the best. Yeah, oh my god. It

52:02

actually straight guys out of the effective

52:04

strategy. I don't think girls have come

52:06

I said that earlier girls have come up trying to come.

52:08

No way, you're not. You could

52:11

feasibly use that if if

52:14

you wanted to, I wouldn't. I

52:16

would also say that my

52:18

experience is that I haven't had that many people

52:20

come up and say, man, I'm going to change

52:22

you. It's been more like, oh,

52:24

that's a bummer, and then they just I

52:27

don't think girls are really short on

52:29

guys that I want to fuck them.

52:31

I guess for the most part, there's like a lot of straight

52:33

girls. Always girls walk around,

52:35

and so when there's a guy that

52:38

like doesn't want to fuck them,

52:40

they're not like, well, like, I gotta I gotta turn this

52:42

one around. Well yeah, but the thing

52:44

is, it's it's such a weight off your shoulders

52:47

when a guy isn't actively trying to fuck you

52:49

that the girls like, wait, now I want to suck him.

52:52

He's not trying to FuG me. That's what's going on, like,

52:54

and then they're like, I will fuck you. Yeah

52:56

that's true. So yeah,

52:59

big fraud. No, The

53:01

thing is that um that

53:04

I it's not like it's

53:06

not one of those things where it's smooth sailing now that it's

53:08

it's you know, I'm with my girlfriend and everything. We're still working

53:11

on a lot of different different things.

53:13

What if she wants to get off and you're like, yeah,

53:16

I think, can you masturbate in front of you? Like do

53:18

you care? Or we don't live together? Yeah, I don't

53:20

think it's really We're not that. I don't think either

53:22

of us are that sexually dren okay, because

53:24

I was gonna ask you, what if you wanted to fux someone else

53:27

that, but like having an open relationship which

53:29

jealousy is not there, and

53:32

I think it's yeah,

53:34

it's awesome. Well that's a stressful

53:37

part of people's lives. Yeah, I

53:39

mean people. I think of all of the things

53:41

and decisions that I've made based on either being

53:44

jealous or having a crush or trying to get away from

53:46

somebody I liked or trying to steer

53:48

clear, Like my life would

53:50

be so much different. I will say though,

53:53

um co hosting

53:55

a sex podcast is another great

53:58

option if you are not a sexual,

54:01

because I will tell you, when I started this with Christina

54:03

a little over a year ago, I would probably funk

54:05

anything, And now I'm like, yeah, not

54:08

really, not like It's like when you work at a coffee

54:10

shop all day and you come home. I don't want to see

54:12

one more cup of coffee on your

54:14

hands, and you're just like, I

54:17

don't know, stance somebody. When somebody just

54:19

like talks about sex on the street with you, guys,

54:21

you're just done. At this point. I would talk to

54:23

people about fucking Pokemon about

54:27

Yeah, I love to take anybody.

54:30

I don't. I've never seen you smile that hard, but

54:32

I would love to. Shahrazard, is that

54:34

a thing? Let's turn.

54:37

I'm sorry I choose you. This

54:40

is why I need to talk about it. It's sad

54:42

too, because my dad owns a baseball card store and used

54:44

to sell Pokemon. Anyway, I did look up the

54:46

the LGBT thing, which I feel like we should

54:49

know because I feel like a lot of us stop at just

54:51

LGBT, but it does go on. As

54:53

Ben said, it's LGBT q

54:56

I A. So L is for lesbian,

54:59

gay is for b is for a bisexual,

55:01

que is for queer. I think we all knew that. Then

55:04

I is for intersex,

55:07

and then the A is for both

55:09

a sexual and ally.

55:12

So what if the hell is this intersexe?

55:15

No, that's two different things. No, you're a sexual

55:18

would be someone just now

55:20

it's just someone who's like, we're not going to burn you for

55:22

other people, Um, whatever, whatever it may be.

55:25

So we intersex is someone

55:28

Does this mean I can feel oppressed? Um?

55:30

Yes, I think you definitely. Do you

55:32

feel oppressed? I think you definitely because

55:35

you're a white male, so you needed a reason to be oppressed.

55:37

And I think this is the A sexual is definitely

55:40

your go to So maybe you write that on any employment

55:42

paperwork. I was gonna say,

55:44

does anybody give you ship? What could

55:47

you? It's it's it's

55:49

hard to get mad over someone who's also

55:51

feeling kind of like this, like Switzerland

55:54

over stuff. You're like the Switzerland sex only.

55:57

Yeah, but there are

55:59

people that are curious about being a sexual,

56:01

which is really there's a flag I

56:03

never understood that is so un a sexual

56:06

of them. Yeah, well it's I feel

56:08

like it's it's like for people who are was

56:12

it what the fox is the word for not believing in God?

56:15

Oh no no, no tho atheist?

56:18

I keep I keep wanting wanting to say anti

56:20

semitic, and that's house like, that's tapeful against

56:22

myself

56:27

flowers, those godless credence, the um

56:30

no anti Semitic hates. Okay, anyway, um

56:33

intersex uh, someone who's physical

56:35

sex characteristics are not categorized

56:37

as exclusively male or exclusively

56:40

female. So is that like a

56:42

her maphrodate man?

56:44

There's so many words out there. That's like Jamie

56:47

Lee Curtis. And then a sexual is a person

56:49

who is not attracted to anyone, or

56:51

a person who does not have a

56:53

sexual orientation. Okay, so Ben's a frais

57:00

you now people can stop asking if

57:02

you wait Jamie

57:04

Lee Curtis, Salona, Jamie Lee curt

57:07

Sorry, she doesn't. Does she have a pussy?

57:09

Yeah, well I think baby. She has like a baby dick,

57:11

so not unlike having large labia, doesn't

57:14

everyone? Oh,

57:17

that's such an unfunny a sexual thing.

57:21

Ben looked down so sadly after that joke delivered,

57:24

it was it was pretty great at wish you guys were here. And

57:26

then wait, ally is a person who does not identify

57:29

as l g B, t q I A, but

57:31

supports the rights and safety of those who do. So,

57:33

Christina are allies? We allies.

57:35

Yes, We're in the thing I always wanted to be in the thing because

57:37

I always marched in the gay prideary, and I'm like, I want to be

57:40

part of the thing. You're way more involved

57:42

in than I've ever been. I'm really part of

57:44

the thing. Speaking of parades, I think when

57:46

you and I leave the studio today, it will be the largest

57:48

avenue.

57:52

Right, we

57:54

should do a sexual parade? Should we print

57:56

out the flag and walk down the street. I'll

57:59

hold it on, I'll put it up on my iPhone. Let's come

58:01

on and set we

58:04

have We have access to free

58:06

printing here, though we did any of the time.

58:08

If there was a time to print it would be now. Here's a wonderful

58:11

facility. Yeah, thank you, I built

58:13

it. The whole thing has been a commercial

58:15

for where No, I don't want yeah no, um,

58:18

like I think I'm supposed to can be here whatever. Um,

58:22

So there's no void. Daniel

58:24

will go first, because you guys are different, very level. There's

58:27

no void of anything of

58:31

your Dick's not like when I'm lonely. No,

58:33

I just like doing comedy

58:35

and watching movies and watching baseball,

58:38

and yeah that's

58:41

just what I like. So I'm happy doing

58:43

that. Do you ever experience anyone giving you ship

58:45

for it. Okay, but

58:47

you know I'm gonna I told you I'm going to feel oppressed. I've made

58:50

my mind up. Well, sometimes people want to feel

58:52

oppressed, and you certainly have a card. You

58:55

have an oppressed cards

58:57

of kind of an amazing calm

59:00

you set right there. But I just a

59:02

huge oppression bit. I almost feel like a sexual

59:04

people can't be oppressed because really,

59:06

if you think about it, they're the freest of all

59:08

of us. Yeah, there's guys. It's just also

59:11

it's not gonna incite any rage in anybody

59:13

where they're like you do you mean, you don't

59:15

want to find out there? But

59:18

I can see like a drunk guy like in Philly, sorry,

59:20

Christina, like getting really mad at the bar, like

59:22

what chicks are beauty? You don't want to my

59:25

sister. You're gonna my sister right

59:27

now, I fucking spread this chick's

59:29

legs open and searching dick. Okay,

59:32

there's got it. There are certainly people like

59:34

that, and there's certainly probably in Philadelphia.

59:37

I mean, I'm from New Jersey, so there's

59:39

too. But I feel like it's like the perfect

59:42

I'm from right outside of Philly, and I from

59:44

outside of that. Yeah, no one's from

59:47

Mars. No one never gave

59:49

me. Did your parents? Do

59:52

your parents? Are they like Daniel,

59:54

You're gonna like get a sit

59:56

down conversation with the parents, the way homosexuality

1:00:00

tends to be a sit downtown. You didn't have to always

1:00:02

been that way. So they're just like, yeah,

1:00:05

I'm gonna go watch Pokemon, or what do you wanna

1:00:07

do? Like I always want to watch Pokemon? Are

1:00:10

you an only child? I have a sister and

1:00:12

she likes men boys, okay,

1:00:15

and so are your parents. And kind of parents who are

1:00:17

like we want grandchildren never

1:00:19

mentioned anything to me. But I've made

1:00:21

it known that I do not like kids for

1:00:24

a long time. Even when I was a kid, I was

1:00:26

like six, I was like these kids today, man, right,

1:00:28

I mean a sexual or not? You don't really seem like the hope

1:00:30

for like a white picket fence and like a regular

1:00:32

home life. And then I mean that in the best

1:00:34

way, thank you. That

1:00:37

could also be like a comedian thing too. What

1:00:39

about it's perfectly right? Then?

1:00:42

What about you with your fire already disappointed my

1:00:44

dad? When I first saw my dad told

1:00:46

no one kill themselves in this room. I didn't pay for

1:00:48

the space. Okay.

1:00:53

Yeah. When I first saw my dad he was he

1:00:55

was incredibly supportive of it. I

1:00:57

imagine him giving like a tennel and grunt like her. He

1:01:00

was just kind of like, yeah, I mean that makes

1:01:02

sense, that's what do you do your thing?

1:01:06

You're not gay, and I want to I

1:01:08

was gonna say, I was gonna say that

1:01:10

that is the fact that has to be going

1:01:12

through a parents. Dad. We need to talk

1:01:15

because so many parents would be

1:01:17

either upset or frightened

1:01:19

for their kid's life if they were like

1:01:21

I'm I'm in a minority of sexuality

1:01:24

group like gay or lesbian or bisexual, because

1:01:26

like you're gonna get you know, yeah,

1:01:29

so but this it's like, okay, okay, that's

1:01:31

I think my mom actually probably would have liked it if I was

1:01:33

gay. I mean she's got a priest and my sister went to art

1:01:36

school. She probably would have

1:01:38

loved it. Yeah. That's also,

1:01:40

and I'm sure you get this a lot too, when when you say

1:01:42

to somebody that you're a sexual, they go, okay,

1:01:44

so like you're gay, and you're like, no, I

1:01:46

didn't think that at all. Yeah, I

1:01:49

believe it or not have gone. I've gotten

1:01:51

more response for people like maybe like plants

1:01:53

or something. Yeah, you

1:01:56

want to one of my shows as

1:01:58

if I like, if I had sex with animals?

1:02:01

What people are ignorant?

1:02:06

How is it more believable that

1:02:08

I fuck animals than I don't fuck.

1:02:10

Here's the thing though, to a person who

1:02:12

was sexual it is

1:02:14

it's like, how how do you but

1:02:17

you mean you don't even so I get

1:02:19

if someone's like super ignorant, I get why

1:02:21

they would say, like, it doesn't shock me that someone

1:02:23

tried to explain. Think about it, Like the

1:02:25

moment when you are done having

1:02:27

sex is like what life

1:02:29

feels like. So you want to have more, So you want to

1:02:31

go to If you want to go, you piece

1:02:34

you don't get a U T I and getting

1:02:36

rid of U T I a sandwich immediately.

1:02:39

Yeah, all you want to do with it's

1:02:42

like when you're done and you're just like okay,

1:02:44

I no longer like that moment where you're like I'm done

1:02:46

with sex when I sometimes

1:02:49

and this happened a lot when I was younger, but it

1:02:51

sometimes happens now. After I

1:02:53

have an orgasm, my immediate thought

1:02:55

is like, why did I just do that? That was stupid? Not

1:02:58

in that shame, not

1:03:00

a shame on you, Christina in any way. But that

1:03:03

was stupid. Why do I waste my time doing

1:03:05

that? Like it's very odd that hold

1:03:07

on that? Yeah, that's what I thought. That's

1:03:09

it if you can picture that just

1:03:12

constantly. I've never I think

1:03:14

of another after I have sex. I always want

1:03:16

to either have sex again, eat or sleep.

1:03:19

Yeah. Those, Yeah, that's always my go

1:03:21

to. I feel like for me, maybe

1:03:23

a sexuality would be more like after

1:03:25

I eat a huge meal, you

1:03:28

can't move and my belly is like puffed

1:03:30

like an Ethiopian trial, but only

1:03:33

with food, not air because we're in

1:03:35

America.

1:03:39

I just like that. Oh yeah, and

1:03:41

then you lie down. But I guess minus

1:03:43

the farting. Yeah, a sexual it doesn't involve

1:03:46

a lot of farting. I guess data.

1:03:49

I think it's very high. Wait, but are you? But

1:03:51

I don't think you're farting anymore as an a sexual.

1:03:54

There's a correlation between the amount of farts. I have no

1:03:56

one that I care about their opinion, so

1:03:58

I can just fart in front of what do I care?

1:04:01

Well, I mean just I mean common courtesy. I

1:04:04

don't care. Look

1:04:07

like this man cares about people? What

1:04:09

what options do you have in your life, like

1:04:12

in your head, like do you have any what's what's

1:04:14

what are how do you ever had a problem? You've

1:04:17

had problems We've talked about. Yeah, I have bad

1:04:19

anxiety and I've been medicaid for anxiety

1:04:21

depression A D D O C D all

1:04:23

that. Wow,

1:04:30

that's so something I would say. That was that was a running

1:04:32

joke out like cooking with gas. Oh my

1:04:34

god, it's some comedy. I think Christie Mayorn I kept

1:04:36

saying it, and because it was so such

1:04:38

a horrible thing to say, that's so corny, So going

1:04:41

to keep saying it until the audience is

1:04:43

just on board with it. I'm bringing it back. I

1:04:45

like, I'm gonna do it until you

1:04:48

so okay, So you have mental ship going

1:04:50

on. I'm actually a lot better ever since I started doing

1:04:52

comedy. That helped better than any therapy

1:04:54

or medicine I ever did. But Yeah, from the time I

1:04:57

was a really little kid, I'd always just be in therapists

1:04:59

office is and they'd always be diagnosing

1:05:01

me with something different, putting me on some

1:05:03

medicine that didn't help. And when

1:05:06

you've been in enough therapy, you just start messing

1:05:09

with the therapists. There are games.

1:05:12

Yeah, they're at least three therapists that should be ink

1:05:14

blots, and I refused to say the ink blots looked like

1:05:16

anything other than Charles Nelson Riley. What

1:05:19

do I have to do at that point, I've done a million

1:05:23

Wait, did you want to go to therapy or where your parents?

1:05:25

Like, I think you should go? Well,

1:05:27

when I was little, I obviously wasn't five agoing. You

1:05:29

know, I think I need therapy bad.

1:05:32

I gotta, I gotta work on me. We need three

1:05:34

things, juice box, Nickelodeon.

1:05:37

By the time I was like sixteen, I

1:05:39

just kept going to therapy because the office was in your

1:05:41

Fried Chicken place. I like, now,

1:05:45

just go and get the chicken and

1:05:48

just deal with the appointment. Would

1:05:50

you eat the chicken during the appointments? You

1:05:52

know, sometimes before, sometimes after. I don't think I

1:05:54

could take food in bullshit. I

1:05:56

thought you didn't give a funk there, You'll come on, they have rules.

1:05:59

If they kicked me out, then I have to go someplace that's

1:06:01

not okay. Okay,

1:06:03

So you're not stupid, not stupid. This

1:06:06

was a plan. No, what was your a

1:06:08

sexuality ever? Something that was discussed during

1:06:10

these therapy appointments probably probably

1:06:13

mentioned in passing, but they never considered it an issue.

1:06:15

There's no conversion camps for a sexuality.

1:06:18

What if there was, what would that look like?

1:06:21

It's dicks and pussy's

1:06:23

on a lawn and then they're like, oh, let's go jet ski

1:06:25

and then we're going to try and make you funk these things jet

1:06:28

skis. I'd go. Let's

1:06:30

how they lure you in. It's like it's

1:06:32

like a camp to send

1:06:34

make gay people straight. It's like at least fun

1:06:36

activities. The Lord hates you by the way,

1:06:38

I feel like the beds both

1:06:41

legs are like propped open with some

1:06:43

kind of a belt or a

1:06:45

rope, and then you just push the beds closer

1:06:47

together until the generals go into each other. Yeah,

1:06:51

they actually have like fun things to do

1:06:53

at the gay conversion camp. Well, they have ponds

1:06:56

and lakes. Do they charge you? Oh?

1:06:58

I don't know. I've never been one. I don't know. Should You could

1:07:00

totally pretend to be gay, so

1:07:02

they would put you in the conversion thing, and just

1:07:05

you might not because it's like, well, if it'll make

1:07:07

you straight, you can go it for free. Daniel,

1:07:09

would you protect on Israel podcast to

1:07:11

Be Gay and Go if we if we raise

1:07:13

the money to send you to a gay conversion camp,

1:07:15

would you go and report back? I would set my time doing that, but I

1:07:17

would raise I would started and we'll go tomorrow.

1:07:19

Yeah, and I would email everyone podcasts out

1:07:22

there though where I'm planning this. If

1:07:24

there are jet skis, that's

1:07:27

they're going to try and do the same thing. They're going to try

1:07:29

and get you interested in women or

1:07:33

work for the gay conversion No. No, I'm saying

1:07:35

that that's what you should be expressing their

1:07:38

manual. I've been. I've been once or

1:07:40

twice. Well,

1:07:42

I I don't think. I don't think you're going to be out because

1:07:45

no, I don't think people who work at the gay conversion camps

1:07:47

are listening to the Guys podcast. They

1:07:49

should. Yeah, you know if anybody's

1:07:52

working there. Sorry about night show at gmail

1:07:54

dot com. No, that's

1:07:56

awesome. Oh yeah, and if any listeners

1:07:59

have been to a gay can version camp, please

1:08:01

do pleasey we should go to a gay conversion

1:08:03

camp just for the funk of it

1:08:05

and funk with him. I don't record it to investigative

1:08:08

journalism. Oh my god, I want to be so bad. The problem

1:08:10

is, I feel like people are a lot less concerned with lesbians

1:08:13

than homosexual matter. What did you bother

1:08:15

people as much? Yeah?

1:08:20

Yeah, it's always like a gay dude. Yeah,

1:08:23

the gay man is always the one

1:08:25

that every all those Christian people

1:08:27

who are against homosexuality are talking

1:08:29

about, like, I never hear them. I mean, obviously

1:08:31

lesbians get I'm sure. I mean from

1:08:34

religious people who, of course to

1:08:36

Netflix. It's always the majority

1:08:39

of the conversation always centers around game men. Yeah,

1:08:41

so lesbians listening, we know your struggle is

1:08:43

real, you know. Oh god, yeah, I

1:08:45

know. I know some lesbians who have gotten

1:08:47

the parents don't talk to them the parents.

1:08:49

The parents is different. I feel like the parents is Yeah,

1:08:52

that's so the parents are always the number one problem.

1:08:55

Oh my god, I know. I'm nervous that my mom's

1:08:57

gonna find out with the podcast is called tonight. Well,

1:09:00

I mean, did you tell her that we're on TV? No?

1:09:03

Congratulations? Oh thank you? Oh thanks.

1:09:05

This is the part where we talk about our sound or not

1:09:07

talk to each other. So do whatever

1:09:10

you want. No, I kind of I was excited

1:09:12

to have you guys on to

1:09:14

learn for myself, um, but also

1:09:16

because we have a lot of listeners to right in

1:09:19

and what no matter what level, they're not a

1:09:21

sexual necessarily, but they're on definitely

1:09:24

lower leles of sexuality

1:09:26

than us, and they're lower libidos. Yeah,

1:09:28

and they're like, oh my god, I'm not

1:09:30

I don't feel as sexual and we try

1:09:32

to like sometimes that we're

1:09:35

not the norm. There's

1:09:38

no everything's good. Yeah,

1:09:40

So is that I mean like kind of just like what would you say?

1:09:42

And like how do you deal with it? And or has

1:09:44

there anything to deal with or just fucking just

1:09:47

do what? Do? Do what you like?

1:09:50

Like if you don't want to have sex with anybody,

1:09:52

don't you know you have to? It's not like mandatory

1:09:55

because they feel pressure out because some people, I

1:09:57

remember one girl wrote, is there something wrong

1:09:59

with me? I don't want to have sex as much as you guys

1:10:01

like to have sex. We're like, no, absolutely, And

1:10:04

you'll see that. You'll see the variations every like

1:10:07

in each group. Everybody's got like a different

1:10:09

thing. I know straight people who are now like,

1:10:12

well maybe I'm into like my

1:10:14

own gender and they're just like they're just like, okay,

1:10:16

maybe this is maybe this is what I really

1:10:18

am and this is what makes me really happy. And

1:10:21

you just have to find out whatever is inside

1:10:23

of you and what you feel like doing the most. Do

1:10:25

it if it's nothing. And sometimes

1:10:27

people sexuality evolves, and sometimes it's

1:10:29

says the same page of Whole Life and we're

1:10:31

all little snowflakes. Guys. Yeah,

1:10:34

everything's okay. No, Daniel, have

1:10:36

you you're I feel like comedians are

1:10:38

either kind of like very not into sex or

1:10:40

just like the dirtiest, nastiest motherfucker's

1:10:43

I've ever met in my entire life. So

1:10:48

have you ever been like a sexual situation?

1:10:51

Have you watched pornography? Like? Is there

1:10:53

anything I've seen? Anti

1:10:55

Christ? Does that count as porn? I've

1:10:57

never seen it? Okay, it's a large

1:10:59

Von Trier movie. She's seen. My

1:11:01

boyfriend is a large Trier fan.

1:11:04

So I have to go home. And because I understand you

1:11:06

now, it's not that great.

1:11:09

His movies are funked up. I

1:11:12

know I've heard of it. I just I don't think I've ever watched a

1:11:14

movie that wasn't covered at s b A. Have

1:11:17

I ever been in a sexual situation?

1:11:19

I was crashing on Vinnie's couch. Fun

1:11:22

fact about Daniel, guys, he is are

1:11:24

you best friends, very close friends, very close

1:11:26

friends. Thing. I don't see him as much now that he has

1:11:29

his girlfriend. Yeah, so Daniel, he's

1:11:32

very close friends with Vinny the

1:11:34

very first uh guest

1:11:36

on Guys We Fucked and I was I had

1:11:38

listened to your podcast until I came

1:11:40

on. So listen to the first last night I am mentioned

1:11:42

in passing in that first you are

1:11:44

ye devoted listeners? Are

1:11:46

you wondering who that mysterious sex

1:11:49

Sounds episode

1:11:52

that was our most listening to episodes in

1:11:54

a year old episode? Um? You know?

1:11:56

And so I think it was. It's so funny that you have close

1:11:58

friends with Vinnie because he's a fucking hornball.

1:12:02

And so what did you witness? And I can only imagine

1:12:04

what did he talk What did you guys talk about? I can't

1:12:06

imagine him talking about anything but sex.

1:12:08

We just talked about comedy a lot. Oh wait,

1:12:12

no, I know what you're referring to. So the first

1:12:14

time me and Vinny had sex, Daniel was on the couch.

1:12:18

I just remember this right now, that's what you're saying,

1:12:20

right, Yeah, did

1:12:23

you hear us? Fucking? I was watching

1:12:25

stuff on my laptop because it was very closely

1:12:27

the way that apartment is set up, you were, did you

1:12:29

have headphones in, Yeah, so you couldn't

1:12:31

have really heard it. Would

1:12:33

it gross you out if you did hear it? Whatever, So

1:12:36

you don't get grossed out by it, because

1:12:38

I don't like hearing I get

1:12:41

so grossed out I'm hearing other people

1:12:43

have said, if it's a roommate, if he feels

1:12:45

so uncomfortable, right,

1:12:48

uncomfortable and like, so I try to

1:12:50

explain this to mental. I don't know, do you guys have

1:12:52

this in your general area? So, girls, there's two feelings

1:12:54

you can have in your general in the area, and they're both

1:12:56

feel like arousal, but ones like positive arousal

1:12:59

one, and one is ne of arousal, which is like

1:13:02

no, which is that's I felt negative arousal

1:13:04

in my vagina. Negative arousal is when a

1:13:07

guy puts his hard dick against

1:13:09

your ass, like in passing on the subway.

1:13:11

It's when someone says something really sexually explicit

1:13:14

to you, like it makes you feel a sexual thing, but

1:13:16

in a bad, gross, defensive

1:13:18

way. That's

1:13:21

yeah, because I always trying to explain it to men, and I don't

1:13:23

think men have no, I don't think

1:13:25

so you know what I mean right now. Well, actually,

1:13:28

someone I think a psychologist or some

1:13:30

sort of doctor came on Dan Savage's podcast,

1:13:32

The Savage Love Casts, great podcast,

1:13:34

and they she was talking about it was very uncomfortable

1:13:37

to hear, but it's it was a fact about how sometimes

1:13:40

it's uncomfortable for me to say, but um,

1:13:43

when a woman is raped sometimes

1:13:46

sort of vagina will produce, will lubricate

1:13:48

itself for like a survival so that

1:13:50

it will just kind of get it over with. And she's like,

1:13:52

it's not if you if if you've

1:13:55

gotten raped in your lifetime and you're

1:13:57

you've gotten wet, it's not because you liked

1:13:59

that. It's a totally different it's

1:14:02

yeah, kind of that's what That's what she described

1:14:04

it as. And I was like, oh, that's such a weird, Like

1:14:07

I don't I was hesitant putting that fact

1:14:09

out in the world because I don't want I mean whatever, I

1:14:11

think it's important because it's so weird. Times

1:14:14

I've been either I

1:14:16

mean like, I don't get really worked up when people like

1:14:18

like just kind of like touch me inappropriately

1:14:21

in passing on the slight because I'm like, honestly,

1:14:23

if your life is so fucking sad that you

1:14:25

need to like touch your little finger to my ass

1:14:27

to like move on with your day. Uh,

1:14:29

more power to you have totally different

1:14:31

reaction on my go home and eat a mustard s

1:14:35

Like, I'm just like, it's just to me, it's just like it makes

1:14:37

you were just so fucking pathetic.

1:14:39

I'm just like, if that's if that's what I can do, that's

1:14:41

my charity for the day. I did a mitzvah. Uh.

1:14:44

But like I'm just like, I'm

1:14:46

just like, but like so many times

1:14:48

I have or someone's like some

1:14:51

toothless gross person,

1:14:53

not that you know, no, if you have no tp R gross

1:14:56

Actually, um, I would say, you know you don't

1:14:59

me, I go to the dentist that we can

1:15:01

fix that. Um. And so uh

1:15:03

And I've gotten like almost a little

1:15:05

bit wet experiencing that, and I'm like, what

1:15:08

the fuck is going on? But

1:15:10

it is It's completely normal because

1:15:12

sizes get boners in their sleep, but not because they

1:15:14

were having a sex stream. I mean, it's that's a different

1:15:16

situation. But I know guys get turned on,

1:15:19

not for I think it would be more like have you ever like

1:15:21

been like somewhere with like have you ever gotten like a bone,

1:15:23

or like being at your grandma's house or something,

1:15:25

or like from your grandma, like that kind of a thing, like

1:15:27

your body still has a

1:15:29

cup of tea and then you're on grandma.

1:15:32

Is that grandmas

1:15:35

are like notoriously sexy? Right? They

1:15:38

fucking can be? Helen Mira, Helen

1:15:41

Mirren is so damn god,

1:15:45

nothing, Daniel, nothing, She's

1:15:47

She's just like have you do

1:15:49

you think women are pretty? Daniel?

1:15:53

Do you even I'm pretty? Not even

1:15:56

me? Just how

1:16:00

you got to get me a je earlier?

1:16:03

This is the camp you want the fall? No,

1:16:05

no wiggle, no tickle in your in

1:16:07

your pickle, No, not about that even no. The

1:16:09

wave then was talking about women as like an art

1:16:11

piece, like if you were going to go if so,

1:16:13

if there was a man hanging

1:16:15

and a woman hanging in a museum and you had to pick

1:16:17

one to hang on the wall in your apartment, which would

1:16:20

you hang yourself?

1:16:23

The Pokemon card? Yeah, And

1:16:25

I think that that that hits directly

1:16:27

on it. If you if you google

1:16:29

like any type of sexual like if

1:16:32

one of your listeners is like, Okay, I feel like

1:16:34

this and it's kind of like an Olive cart sexuality

1:16:36

thing. If you google it. There are now build

1:16:39

your own sexuality, Build your own sexual there's

1:16:43

a name for literally everything. I know

1:16:45

because I went through it where I'm like, okay, what am

1:16:47

I now that a sexuality is a thing? What?

1:16:49

What? What is this? We got

1:16:52

cover? So there's like

1:16:54

if you go into there's like a sexuality. Then there's

1:16:56

like hetero romantic a sexuality

1:16:59

there wait can you and he says you go heteral

1:17:01

romantic a sexualities? What you said with the painting.

1:17:03

That's like when you are attracted

1:17:06

to you would like want to get married

1:17:08

or want to be with a woman, but it's

1:17:10

not really like a sexual thing. Then

1:17:12

there's like homo romantic, which is obviously

1:17:15

if it's with the same same gender I said women,

1:17:17

but still you don't want to But that's just

1:17:19

you want to spend your time on, right, exactly.

1:17:22

Not all my friends, though, there's like yeah,

1:17:25

yeah, I like how crushes on most of my friends. I think this is

1:17:27

just a technical term for friends. I

1:17:30

was gonna say, so friend friends.

1:17:32

All of these words can be summed

1:17:34

up by just going my friends. Uh.

1:17:36

And then there's like there's all sorts of different ones.

1:17:39

There's like demi sexuality and

1:17:41

great sexuality and all that kind of stuff. There's people

1:17:43

are attracted, are attracted to animals,

1:17:45

are attracted to milk cartons. I don't know what the

1:17:47

fuck for everybody, something

1:17:49

for everybody for whoever, and the

1:17:52

show Who's like, are you attracted to animals?

1:17:54

Someone is guy. So don't worry

1:17:57

because even when I said that thing about how what people

1:17:59

when people do menial tasks like washing

1:18:01

dishes, I get sexually turned on from

1:18:03

washing them some fun or email does and

1:18:05

was like, oh, there's a word for that. Oh I

1:18:08

wish I could remember what it was. But yeah,

1:18:11

there's words for everything. There's something for everything. So

1:18:13

it's interesting though, because sometimes that should annoys

1:18:15

me where I'm like, someone's like, well, I'm

1:18:17

hetero romantic, and my first thought

1:18:19

it's called funk yourself. But

1:18:22

when you live your life in a society that is

1:18:25

so overly sexualizing every fucking

1:18:27

thing you, I would imagine you

1:18:29

would feel different than you'd be like, well, I don't

1:18:31

feel that way, but everyone around me seems

1:18:33

too, so in which case, hetero romantic

1:18:36

is a term that is comforting. That's why I don't lead

1:18:38

with like, well, I'm specifically this

1:18:40

very type of and

1:18:44

I was in it before everyone else. It's

1:18:46

like it's really like kind of shitty. So you just kind

1:18:48

of have to like, yeah, you understand, like

1:18:50

everyone you talk to you is going to have questions. So it's

1:18:52

it's more just like what what

1:18:54

can I say to you to make you kind of

1:18:56

understand how to treat me as a person? Yeah,

1:18:59

and like what's the because way we can get there? And that's

1:19:01

why. That's why, like I

1:19:03

start with a sexuality and then if we get into

1:19:06

an hour long podcast, I can be like, Okay, well

1:19:08

it's specifically like if you go

1:19:10

in this direction. Well, also on a day to day

1:19:12

it's like your sexuality really shouldn't be coming

1:19:14

up, Like it shouldn't really be coming up in the workplace. It's

1:19:16

kind of like it's not really anyone's fucking business.

1:19:18

Do you get anything to do with whatever you're doing?

1:19:20

Less or I mean, unless your job is

1:19:23

a porn star. That's true. Like

1:19:25

when I walk around and I and I'm kind of

1:19:27

looking out for like I walk around New York and there's billboards

1:19:29

every like all the advertising is so sexualized,

1:19:32

like every fucking company

1:19:35

is thinking even like if you sell beer

1:19:38

couzies you're thinking of a way to make a beer couzy,

1:19:40

give you an erection hanging on your dick, just put

1:19:42

it, put it on a titty, and then that's how we sell it.

1:19:45

Does that annoy you guys or do not even notice

1:19:47

that? I find it very annoying. I don't

1:19:49

find an annoying because they just won't sell anything

1:19:51

to me in that case, by

1:19:53

anything. How could a companies saw something to

1:19:55

you? Daniel? What do we do in a Pokemon car? You

1:20:00

like it? Wow? A genuine that's how what an

1:20:02

honest what a genuine

1:20:04

mind you have? The advertising industry

1:20:07

is just like just don't bother with that one. Yeah. I

1:20:10

find it really condescending to a certain degree because

1:20:12

it's like it's just basically dumb

1:20:15

dumb, like you're gonna buy this just because we slap

1:20:17

some tits on. That's every fucking

1:20:19

beer commercial. I'm like, really tell

1:20:21

him do they think these dudes are? But at the same time, they're

1:20:24

very dumb, are very dumb because they

1:20:26

can't talk about very dumb. I don't

1:20:28

drink, and I have to wonder if that's part

1:20:31

of the reason their ads just do nothing for me, Because

1:20:34

I thought you're gonna say this. I wonder if that's part of the reason. I

1:20:36

don't know. Maybe

1:20:38

if I drank sexual No, I don't.

1:20:40

I don't do any of the things people construct. No,

1:20:42

I actually might be a sexual. What do you do for fun

1:20:45

sober well? I mean, I'm not drinking

1:20:47

or having sex, or smoking or doing drugs

1:20:49

any of them. Just doing my comedy and

1:20:52

watching movies. Are you

1:20:54

a happy person? Because I would think based

1:20:56

on those facts, you would be one of the happiest people.

1:20:59

It's a pends on how my last

1:21:01

set went and yeah,

1:21:04

yeah, what a nice, nice

1:21:07

thing today at the beach. God,

1:21:09

not crying for four hours over someone

1:21:12

not texting you back, I mean, that's great

1:21:14

man. Not shoving people out of the way, and when you're

1:21:16

fucking angry, because you can get dick.

1:21:18

So have you ever Have you ever

1:21:20

been on a date, whether it was purposely or accidentally.

1:21:23

No one's ever tricked you, Because I've been tricked into going on

1:21:26

dates, but I didn't know where dates until I was there. I'm surprised

1:21:28

the girls ever tricked you on a date. A

1:21:31

date I wouldn't feel like going, even if someone said,

1:21:33

do you want to go? And even if they're like, you

1:21:36

want to go grab a bite and

1:21:38

then down at that that

1:21:40

fried chicken place by your old therapist. Yeah,

1:21:44

but no one's ever asked I

1:21:48

don't care. Well, we've addressed we've addressed

1:21:50

that. Yeah, but obviously you're would

1:21:52

you can see yourself an emotional like are you in touch

1:21:55

with your emotions? You have anxiety. I think anxiety

1:21:57

is a stems from I mean, I have anxiety, and

1:21:59

that's my anxiety is very emotional.

1:22:02

It's like, because I'm so fucking

1:22:04

emotional and I feel so many feelings, that's

1:22:06

one of them. Yeah, it's saying you do

1:22:08

you have fun, let's feel too much. My

1:22:10

anxiety would mostly stem

1:22:12

from an existentialist place where I'll begin

1:22:14

to think about how one

1:22:16

day the universe will just suffer a heat

1:22:18

death, So what's the point of everything? Well,

1:22:20

that's honestly, I think about that a lot, and that's one

1:22:23

of the most relaxing thoughts now, I know, Yeah,

1:22:26

because you're all gonna that we're all gonna fucking

1:22:28

die one day. Maybe it's tomorrow,

1:22:31

maybe it's in fifty years from now. So when

1:22:33

you're like really, when I'm like crying about like I

1:22:35

don't know, what to wear, and I think you're

1:22:38

going to cry. Well, I've had

1:22:40

I've had anxiety attacks because I well

1:22:42

my anxiety, Like I can look at my closet in the morning and

1:22:44

I'll be late for work because that's why I'm so you know about

1:22:46

time if it makes me have anxiety attacks,

1:22:49

and I'll look at my closet off ten minutes where I have to

1:22:51

get out the door and I can't make a decision. I

1:22:53

can't I can't physically get something from

1:22:55

my closet and my brain is so fucking

1:22:58

clouded with with gonna

1:23:00

die, You're gonna die kind of like

1:23:03

that I can't function, like doing something

1:23:05

like going to see a Dan Burn concert, which was also

1:23:07

part of the Today's Stress. Oh you

1:23:09

look great, but you just don't like live

1:23:12

music or sending

1:23:15

a joker sweet I'm

1:23:18

such an a sexual thing to say,

1:23:21

because I said, like I would be like, oh, you want

1:23:23

to suck the guy or whatever, or like you're going with it,

1:23:25

You're going with a hot dude. Dan Byrne is

1:23:27

my favorite singer and I love him so much and I have

1:23:30

to be the best current that I can be when I'm around

1:23:32

him. Oh, I see, Okay, so

1:23:36

I get stressed out because I'm just like anywhere,

1:23:40

I'm like, it doesn't it's not I mean, he's married

1:23:42

and it's not like that anyway, and it's

1:23:44

just the most ridiculous thing. I'm like, Also, he probably

1:23:46

won't even see me like I mean to be in the audience. I

1:23:48

mean, I know him, but it's weird.

1:23:51

My reaction was to go, yeah, yeah, that was a joke. That

1:23:57

that was really sweet. That was honest. We have to

1:24:00

app up, which I could talk to you guys for

1:24:02

eight more hours, But do you want anything

1:24:04

you guys want to say in closing before

1:24:06

we will say our Twitter handles everybody,

1:24:08

you're selling a sexual what's your tagline for

1:24:10

the product? Go, hey, how about

1:24:12

it?

1:24:17

That's perfect? What's your tag like? It's

1:24:19

it's it's just it's from the beers.

1:24:22

It's their strategy works. So we're

1:24:25

selling it to non asexual people, right,

1:24:29

come on over, don't

1:24:31

do it? Okay? Do you there? You know?

1:24:34

Do you find like I just want to ask you this one more question.

1:24:36

So what do you know Christy Tigen is or like

1:24:39

fucking she's a hot she's a model. Okay,

1:24:41

okay, the legend's wife. Um, well,

1:24:43

okay, so someone like, um, let me think of a

1:24:45

fucking like who's like the hottest girl ever. I mean,

1:24:48

Kim Kardashian. That's me, though a lot of people don't

1:24:50

like her though, Ben, she's a fucking face like

1:24:52

he ate eight thousand sour Patrick. I

1:24:55

was gonna say a gated cactus. Um.

1:24:58

I was going to ask, like, in

1:25:00

my mind, I'm picturing Christy Tea because she's one

1:25:02

of the high hottest secret

1:25:05

supermodel was grinding

1:25:08

on your lap naked? Nothing,

1:25:12

I'm just well, what am I doing where? This

1:25:14

has happening in

1:25:16

my ear? In my head? He would be so existential

1:25:19

about it. He would bet yeah, he

1:25:21

would be like this, she's going to die in the heat wave

1:25:24

that's happening. Okay, So yeah,

1:25:26

like you've never been in you've never been to a

1:25:28

strip club like I've been a strip was there awful?

1:25:31

I mean they are, you

1:25:34

know there. It's just like I feel

1:25:36

so awful when I go in there. I feel bad for everybody

1:25:38

in there. Well, I mean there's

1:25:40

nothing, like, there's nothing that I want out of a strip

1:25:43

club when I go in there, just besides to leave. That

1:25:45

makes sense. There's different levels clubs I do know some

1:25:47

strippers who work and higher end strip clubs who would

1:25:49

just like seems baller. And we talked to of

1:25:52

Veronica many episodes ago, and she was a stripper

1:25:54

and she fucking had a ball or ass life. So where

1:25:57

can we find you guys on the internet? Face?

1:26:00

Actually I have I have a Twitter in a Facebook.

1:26:02

I'm never on them, so don't even bother it,

1:26:04

Like, we want to know your comedy. You're gonna be You're gonna be in Pittsburgh.

1:26:07

Yeah, I have no clue where

1:26:09

Daniel will bewhere about the game. He's

1:26:11

like, I don't know. We're just Daniel Crow,

1:26:13

like the bird c R O W. And

1:26:16

then I don't know if it's online anywhere. I'd have to ask

1:26:18

Anthony the comic. I'm going with Hill.

1:26:22

If you're in Pittsburgh, Anthony,

1:26:24

if you're in Pittsburgh

1:26:27

April nine to May

1:26:29

four, just walk around your city shouting

1:26:31

my name Daniels and

1:26:33

maybe I'll be there if

1:26:36

I disappear. And when where

1:26:38

can we find you on the internet? I have a Twitter

1:26:40

and I use it sometimes. Also, Okay, what is it?

1:26:42

It's just rosen R O S

1:26:44

E N jus getting you guys, to get your Twitter

1:26:46

handles is harder than getting you to get a vagina.

1:26:49

Yeah, over your penis. Yeah,

1:26:53

thank you guys so much. Okay,

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telling me no but

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my body, my

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body telling me baby

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hurt nod. But

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there is something that must

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come from to

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you. I

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don't see, but they go with

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a little bumpy bright, a

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little bumpy side

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