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Wow. then. Hello
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everybody in his
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Friday. Have
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thank God for that! I
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like to thank God on
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Friday! T G I F
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man Shabbat Shalom is so.
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Happy Sabbath Everybody hundred percent
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from F L cause it's
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Passover Pay sauce or make
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everybody happy Holiday. To
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all of our fellow jews and everybody else
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is going to be sitting at a Seder
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and everybody else can logarithmic and doing nothing.
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That's right Ila, this is
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your first episode back or
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one moment. Thank you before
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I forget to hex clad
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and shopify. T
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G I F for them. I
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thank God for Friday's and our
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sponsors. Thank you! You like your
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first episode back. Yeah. Since
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you had a baby, How you doing. Doing
1:01
good and it actually feels really nice
1:04
to get out of house and like
1:06
do something. Work.
1:09
Now. We. Need to get used to
1:11
this. We. Switch style. Yeah.
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What the hell, I'd even think about it. Are.
1:16
Shit is Phillip our whole lives. I
1:18
feel like when we're doing Leith in
1:20
an eel and over yeah, was always
1:22
on that side and doing a dollar
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even is not anymore to New World
1:26
baby. It's a H Three show now.
1:28
I'm on the right. And
1:34
as we know, That's.
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Not the best see because we honor you. Year.
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The best! Thank
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you. You deserve the left the
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anchor. Attract
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people are everybody's talking.
1:51
In the World and our world. Okay
1:53
they're saying. I cannot believe how he
1:55
was recovered and she's a Nor and
1:57
she's walking around and back to work.
2:00
Can I can believe either? The.
2:02
People of So They're just there and
2:04
aghast. I. Am to
2:06
Honestly. I
2:09
don't know what to say, but the thing
2:11
with our bodies can zoom last year by
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on women realize a new you ladies man.
2:16
Men: Out there and you are. You
2:18
better watch. Your wife gave birth and
2:20
then you'll be like to. Thank
2:24
God and on to do that. And then you think
2:26
your wife because you didn't have to do that? That's.
2:29
Right? Didn't even have to have a
2:31
conversation about it. You know, like when
2:33
you're discussing what you want for dinner
2:35
and a gets annoying and it gets
2:38
heated. Imagine if you're like who's getting
2:40
to who's gonna give birth even map
2:42
to have that conversation. I think if
2:44
the common would. Have. Been a thing.
2:47
Couples would not make it soon. We were
2:49
naked or not make it. True.
2:53
Ah, I'm gonna say yes. Oh, we
2:55
talk about the experience and I already did.
2:57
Talk about a little bit. From
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your point of we haven't heard your perspective.
3:01
I do want to say quickly are live
3:03
show tickets are going on sale. Today
3:07
for members. As
3:10
well, thirty will be in thirteen
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minutes and five. Second season on
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my face. Our citizens now and
3:16
prediction wise, I don't think it's
3:19
gonna sell out. It's
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sixty five hundred C thrive not
3:24
quite as a get some as
3:26
sixty one hundred and sixty one
3:29
hundred. Seats sad is insane. That
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is insane. Five thousand
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longer. So I
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want to. I feel
3:39
that I need to sell you
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guys on this incredible saw the
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prices. Could are
3:45
competitive and there's tons of
3:48
tickets for affordable. Prices rise
3:50
and. Yeah, yeah,
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we did our best to I've He Does
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is a vast majority of the tickets you
3:56
know, relatively affordable. It's about the same as
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a was. Awesome! I i one of a
4:00
specific last time cause I couldn't remember exactly
4:03
but I looked it up as more in
4:05
the cheapest tickets or forty dollars. that's obviously
4:07
before sees forty. I'll go sooner that's why
4:09
I'm either that or thirty dollars. so yeah
4:11
the lowest or for a one same one.
4:14
I mean there's snow on I don't make.
4:17
As for forty dollars that I off the
4:19
top my head, I can and exactly rather,
4:21
they're not out of dopamine. They're not out
4:23
there for him or well, they might be
4:25
by I can't They're not. I blog wealth
4:27
in my mind. And
4:30
my heart? There's none out there. Okay, yes,
4:32
that's going up at twelve thirty. Minutes
4:36
away officer we I should have plenty
4:38
so com will be on sale for
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members of this great channel So we
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love so well Ah we have had
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so many members sign us even before
4:46
you alive today a people being anticipating
4:48
on the are like we were and
4:50
was so like one hundred before we
4:52
even when live and I want to
4:54
say this members it has never been
4:56
a better time to be a member.
4:58
We do a Thursday. Episode Just
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for you Guys in the
5:03
Studio which again, it is
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what it is. Yeah,
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A without subscribers. To
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do? What on that are? you miss that? This
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is hot new soundbite of the year. And
5:17
afraid he was interviewing. she does a
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T channel. The. For one one. Of
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them and see was interviewing. Who.
5:26
See: interviewing. Oh. Is it
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was on Daisy. She. Had like
5:30
an exclusive first interview a daisy it
5:32
says and right when daisy was like
5:34
saying something very personal and serious she
5:37
has a sound by ice i was
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in her but a cel mai cause
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he had done subscriber for and except
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doing that the cellphone am so glad.
5:46
You for the gifted Sad. Again, some.
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It's become up and are a fan favorite.
5:53
Right here. But when I want to
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says it's up this wonderful, beautiful, iconic.
5:57
A historic Greek Theatre. During
6:00
the summer about Boy is will
6:02
be such a fantastic fun day!
6:04
I hope that the. That
6:07
we sell enough tickets and I don't
6:09
get embarrassed. Mild.
6:12
My third, we sell. I mean listen.
6:14
Signed a thousand tickets is not as
6:16
good. If we sell five
6:18
thousand or something like that, I be so. I
6:21
don't feel we need to sell out for to be
6:23
an achievement. So.
6:25
I was muted. Not going to
6:28
sell any unless I say this
6:30
last part on. So for members
6:32
for the first twenty four hours
6:34
it'll be password protected Arm I
6:36
have a community post here on
6:38
you tube lined up for the
6:40
only be sense members and just
6:42
a few minutes that contain the
6:44
password. I'll also send it in
6:46
our it's three members discords of
6:48
remember there was also a Thing
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in the Yard podcast announcements channel
6:52
and just disappear or please don't
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share it i'm obviously sauna system.
6:57
But. We're. Trying to keep this
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are exclusive to you and other
7:01
members for the first one flowers
7:03
adolescent whereas is a Smile on
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widely available. I
7:08
see an important question issued on his. Snow.
7:11
Mean Joe Rogan having
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this. Guy. And
7:17
as them. And it's a
7:19
chatter that us what is my lipstick them
7:21
like shatter what he some like a twitch
7:23
streamer. Now I don't know How did you
7:25
graduate as your big time. And
7:29
let me tell you. It.
7:31
Is our lives think like
7:34
we have no old woman
7:36
or hiding. Know you guys have
7:38
listed. On my you have
7:41
all kinds of start at so exciting
7:43
is so exciting of. I'll
7:46
sell you guys this. We've.
7:48
Had a lot of great names
7:50
and. The freaking. Getting.
7:53
And and that nobody days before his
7:55
some no. Fucking. It's
7:58
been harder than naming our child. The
8:00
man so hard because every time we come
8:02
up with a name and were like oh
8:04
this is perfect we we are turning says
8:06
you can't do that yeah we're the I
8:08
do attorneys and then they every day. And.
8:11
It's I don't as it specifically like the
8:13
make of beauty. I'm. Feeling
8:15
that everything already exist and
8:17
his trademark sounds crazy. So.
8:20
You a greater. I think you
8:22
look nice. And kill
8:24
us all have seen guys. Did
8:27
you just give birth like three
8:29
weeks ago. I'd. Say
8:31
what? Saw. That
8:34
and I love none of the
8:37
famous see I know selling I
8:39
love it. Pretty crazy to like
8:41
immediately lose twenty pounds. It
8:43
is crazy. That is how much I lost.
8:46
And I have another twenty to lose. The
8:48
mood that's that's that's pretty serious
8:51
business by the way, guys. I'm
8:53
designing right now on. I
8:55
think you know is that. Instead.
8:57
Of the boys yell at me when I
8:59
chew my nicotine gum. Maybe I said zen.
9:01
Oh don't start them. It
9:05
seems forty of like. Armless,
9:07
like, not that bad and since terrible
9:10
and what where. I.
9:12
Have my whole life of had receding nuns at that
9:15
because of rushing into hard which I've learned not
9:17
to do and yada yada yada. I did read that
9:19
buys makes a great burn Mon a would it will
9:21
be so bad on your gums I just know it
9:23
I know and need somebody to sell mean that that's
9:26
what I read. It can cause receive don't want with
9:28
sitting on it is for me Tell you what
9:30
I want a little I went to an ally
9:32
I just went online know it's it's just a little
9:34
better. get back to where they are. Insane to me
9:36
that you would do that because I have reasoning as
9:38
and I'm doing everything I can to fix it. You
9:41
can't think what I'm not. Like don't grow back,
9:43
you can fix it isn't like guaranteed.
9:45
Also I think eg, the rear ice I
9:48
think my legs i didn't realize they get
9:50
matters how and you how much you use.
9:52
no. No. One then is no
9:54
here in on well I can bryce hard
9:56
Sometimes you know what you are your your
9:58
let the anti. Sean. Oh
10:02
and I definitely am anti undersold year
10:04
that mere year. your him but and
10:06
the exact opposite? Absolutely you. I love
10:08
you but you can't be and a
10:10
half sender and. A.
10:14
May be. Listen, I'm doing a for the
10:16
people though. But.
10:19
I'm right. Nicotine. Long
10:21
as someone says that. Way worse than be
10:23
so noisy. By.
10:26
The sound of you guys don't want.
10:30
To know I gotta say yeah it is. It
10:32
is really a nightmare and you know what the
10:34
person Nasa you can enjoy like during the cold
10:36
water you enjoy biting into for it's a challenge
10:38
or anything math the graph skin and then put
10:40
it either has to do that. Not something. That
10:44
I know. Man on and that was only
10:46
one who this. that's. By.
10:49
The way. Dream
10:52
still has not put that song though. so it's
10:54
hours I think. I think at this point it's
10:56
are saw Yes there is. No
10:59
he hasn't put it out as far
11:01
as I think for people to stop
11:03
calling him a pet or something from
11:05
these are can have as bad pr.
11:08
Yeah about. but it's our song
11:10
now. So even if you sell out
11:13
the Greek promise to come to New
11:15
York. Was. Like I was one got to do
11:17
the other. Do
11:20
a little younger than you or do you
11:22
promise? Know. What
11:24
do you met? Would you want me to come visit
11:26
you? Would you want if I go to do the
11:28
I'm If I go to New York or do Demille
11:30
hey guys doing of doing a meet and greet in
11:32
New York said. Come find
11:34
me. And
11:37
out the viruses. on
11:40
the thing that helped me. Enormously
11:43
is Electric toothbrush.
11:46
Safe. Anybody else is them. With that
11:48
you gotta switch to electric toothbrush because it
11:50
just doesn't. I just don't brush hardware that
11:52
I don't know why. it just doesn't happen.
11:56
my dentist risque me one arm or
11:58
a life changing mia He has like
12:00
a sensitive mode. He told me to use. Yeah. Oral
12:03
B, man. Whenever I find myself, like if we're
12:05
traveling and I didn't bring it and I'm using
12:07
a regular one, I already noticed
12:09
that I do it harder. Yeah. Even with me
12:11
thinking about it and trying to be more aware.
12:17
Well, we have five minutes until the live, so I
12:19
guess we're just putzing around. Let me
12:21
look at the top of the show. Oh yeah, did
12:23
you want to talk about the birth? Yeah, sorry to
12:25
cut you off there. Go ahead. Well,
12:29
we were so prepared this time. We
12:32
were. It's like it went
12:34
pretty much just as I would have hoped
12:36
for. I'm happy about it.
12:39
I was watching it super closely. I started to
12:41
have like contractions here
12:44
and there the few days leading up to
12:46
it. Mm-hmm. But
12:48
I could tell every time because it was like
12:50
irregular. I could tell it wasn't the real thing
12:52
and and
12:56
yeah, then that day that Ethan was
12:58
doing his last show and
13:01
I think you were standing your foot. Right?
13:05
Yeah, the day. Oh, I was canning my right. That
13:07
was the last thing we did. I
13:09
remember that. I kind of started
13:11
to slowly feel stuff happening and
13:14
I took a shower. I remember as you were finishing
13:16
the show and I was like, kind
13:19
of feel like maybe something is happening and then
13:21
I started to feel contractions. And
13:24
so I got this app where you can like track
13:26
it. You can mark every time you
13:28
get one and then you can see how
13:30
frequently you're getting them and I
13:33
noticed that it was getting somewhat regular and
13:36
then I started to panic. I tried calling
13:38
Ethan when I noticed that it was regular and you
13:42
didn't answer but then I knew that you were close
13:44
home. I was driving. We have no reception. Oh, yeah,
13:46
I was on the way. So
13:48
I was like, okay, he's close and I
13:50
just made phone calls. Call your mom to come
13:52
watch the boys. Smart. And as soon as Ethan
13:55
came home, I was like, okay, we're leaving. Get
13:58
back in the car. We gotta go. Oh
14:00
my god, you scared me. Just
14:04
a quick note. I were two minutes
14:06
out, so I'm going to send out
14:08
the members password. Also, I
14:10
will say this. Right now. It also
14:12
goes to a good cause. The crew
14:14
is making the money from the box
14:16
office. It's such a
14:19
good cause. It is a good
14:21
cause. It makes it sound like a special needs.
14:23
It makes it sound like a
14:26
special needs or something Ethan. Please help a
14:28
troubled Zach by my mistake. Essentially, I say
14:30
that just to emphasize what a magnanimous
14:33
boss I am. Right, of course. Okay,
14:35
so I have a public fit two
14:37
members on the YouTube community page as
14:39
well as on the discord. It's up
14:42
and the ticket link should be
14:44
opening in just about two minutes
14:47
here. Dude, um, definitely just ask
14:49
sorry to interrupt everybody. Important question.
14:51
Breaking question. Breaking question. Will the
14:53
makeup be vegan and cruelty-free? Well,
14:56
she said vegan or cruelty-free. It's
14:58
both. And gluten-free
15:00
and everything. Wait, what animal product
15:02
is in makeup? There
15:07
could be stuff to get even like color. Really?
15:11
What animal product? That's weird if there's like
15:13
bacon in your lipstick. What animal
15:15
product? Your
15:18
mind goes to bacon. I
15:20
just hear. Common animal derived ingredients
15:23
found and beauty products include honey,
15:25
beeswax. Do people really care if
15:27
there's honey? Like I feel like yes,
15:29
that's against vegans, but we have a great
15:31
relationship with the bees. Do
15:33
you know what I mean? We love the bees and
15:36
the bees love us. I
15:38
don't know. You know what I mean? We love it. All I know is
15:40
it's a vegan. In terms of how we're
15:42
treat- I feel like isn't save the bees a big
15:44
thing. Yeah, but the
15:46
commercial bee harvesting is like one
15:49
of probably the most symbiotic Oh, love. animal
15:52
products we make. I'm
15:54
sure somebody's gonna be like actually even there's a
15:56
bee genocide happening. Which there
15:58
is. There is. But
16:00
it's not from the bee harvesters if anything they're
16:02
the ones Have
16:04
you ever met dude every time I see a video
16:06
about a bee harvester, too. They're always like super cool
16:08
I Agree
16:10
actually I do know be talk
16:14
I do know There was this
16:16
woman who went viral for like she would go
16:18
and no gloves No nothing and
16:21
she would like Remove the hive but then
16:23
there was drama and it came out that
16:25
like she wasn't doing it well And she
16:27
was actually disturbing the bees and then this
16:29
like incredible other beekeepers
16:31
like gave all the facts. Oh Bee
16:35
keeper drama be talk so anyway lanolin
16:37
is a is an animal product you
16:39
what the fuck is this? Squalling
16:42
is shark liver oil. That's
16:44
disgusting Caramine is crushed
16:47
up beetles. Yeah, that's one that
16:49
made my life from a little
16:51
bit difficult That one okay, you
16:53
can get hot pink Um
16:56
hold on I think we have
16:58
this one alatoin is cow urine
17:01
Swear to God people are putting cow
17:03
urine in their makeup Allantoin
17:06
and also whale vomit Amber
17:09
amber gurus. I think that that one is
17:12
making it. No, I'm not that's a super
17:14
expensive. Yeah It's
17:17
so I just wear God It's
17:20
yeah, it's called uh, they also
17:22
put in placenta of sheep. I'm
17:24
just reading what it says I
17:28
am You don't believe me.
17:31
It says it all right here here Amber
17:34
amber. I don't know how to say it but it
17:38
looks like a whale tonsil stone a Solid
17:42
waxy material produced in the sperm
17:44
whale and also in the
17:46
pygmy sperm whale We're however only
17:48
found in about one to five percent of these
17:51
whales, so it is not a common substance, huh?
17:54
Sometimes it can wash up on the beach
17:56
and people become like super rich from finding
17:58
out dude for real How- a price
18:02
for a chunk. What- that shit smells
18:04
good? Listen to
18:06
this, Hila. Amber-
18:09
Ambergies- Amberg- Ambergies
18:13
is used to make perfume it can sell for thousands of
18:15
dollars per pound. A chunk found in the Canary Island weighed
18:17
21 pounds and sold- could sell for as
18:19
high as $550,000. What? Yeah. That's
18:27
crazy. So there
18:29
it is, but there's not that actually there's not
18:31
that in it. No, but those beetles I um,
18:34
I got beef with the beetles. We're crushing them up and
18:36
we're putting them on our- not crushing them up. No, it's
18:38
vegan and it's uh- Whatever
18:41
else you said. All the good things. Alright,
18:44
it's- 12.30 then. Yeah,
18:49
it is open. I am seeing people saying
18:52
they're having a hard time- not working. Just
18:55
keep trying. Are you serious? Ticketmaster is
18:57
crashing? That is so lame. This
19:00
is literally the era's tour. I'm
19:05
Taylor Swift. Alright, well just
19:07
keep- keep trying there folks. Everybody's saying it doesn't
19:09
work. Dude, come on. What's the point of working
19:12
with Ticketmaster? It's definitely working for some people because
19:14
the- I'm talking
19:16
with our rep right now and the queue
19:18
is filling up. So people are
19:20
getting through. It might just
19:22
be- It's getting overwhelmed, but
19:25
I'm working on it. I'll keep the post. There's 25,000
19:27
people watching right now. It
19:29
worked? Like like 25%
19:31
of that would have to buy a
19:33
ticket. It's not happening. We're not
19:35
gonna sell any. We're
19:37
gonna sell like 3,000. 4,000. We're gonna sell out again. Not
19:43
immediately. I mean 4,000 is pretty good. Before the end of
19:45
the day. Alright, we'll see. You
19:47
guys have more- you guys- You
19:50
guys are so confident. I'll take
19:52
your confidence and put it in
19:54
my soul. We have to sell out for New York. Let's
19:58
see. Is it working? I
20:01
think for some people okay, it's good. Yeah,
20:03
we have a new pearl update. Oh Yeah,
20:07
that's exciting. I
20:09
saw a video for crying and shitting and pissing
20:12
We watched it on the podcast I think because
20:14
her channel got demonetized. Yeah, she erased
20:16
like 20,000 videos because
20:19
Google or YouTube permanently
20:22
demonetized her really for For
20:29
A music career true Should
20:32
I commission her to make a teddy fresh song?
20:34
Yes All right, what do you
20:37
got for me, bro? Oh, it is a song Oh
20:58
She sounds like a whistle tip My
21:03
god Wait, I want the whole
21:05
thing. I don't want to tick-tock. I
21:08
want pearl live This
21:10
is this comes from the tick-tock account diary
21:13
of a free bitch Thank
21:16
you to them, okay pearl
21:18
welcome back Your
21:24
music is really making a difference out there and we love
21:26
that Bucky
21:28
keep you booboo. All right, we
21:30
got the green screen tournament. We
21:33
have some honorable mentions we can kind of go over
21:38
And then we have 16 main entries
21:40
and I'm
21:44
very excited This time there
21:46
was a lot more footage to work with
21:48
which I think Probably
21:51
presented a bigger challenge to
21:53
the contestants Then
21:56
helping them Because it's all I
21:58
Feel that there was an overwhelming amount. A
22:00
footage was shot like two hours worth of
22:02
footage. And so.
22:06
There was a lot more potential, but also a
22:09
lot more work. Ah,
22:11
so I'm very curious to see how these came
22:13
out. Ah, I'm. Very
22:16
exciting at Oh and then if
22:19
we have time will continue their
22:21
everything that happened in Ac Investment
22:23
Oppose on break your Medicine for
22:25
pages on Wednesday. And
22:28
there's like seventeen or something. Some
22:31
sort. You guys
22:33
want to get a lot taste. We have five honorable
22:35
mention that have out and is the birth store and
22:37
on earth which. Is more oh
22:39
sorry. Go ahead. I
22:43
think there's not much to tell. This then amazon
22:46
and very smooth once we went
22:48
there. When. You are we
22:50
wanted. I asked immediately for epidural.
22:53
And. Got to take it this time. they didn't
22:55
kick Mal de some. I watched and he was.
22:57
Ethan was there. I'll. Be honest,
22:59
a media seem like the doctor was
23:01
training somebody how to do it. On.
23:04
You. And was car door.
23:06
It's. I'm. Glad I
23:08
didn't. Fit as I didn't say anything
23:11
is a tad my arm I was
23:13
wiring line aware. There.
23:15
Was lots of poking and like oh
23:17
yes the with epidural an old circles
23:20
I did notice that and or as
23:22
like what is happening there are playing
23:24
operation on your back little man. But.
23:26
I I was mine. I yeah they
23:28
got it in. There is some that
23:30
least like they were taken it seriously.
23:32
I'm Alison, That's how that's how we
23:35
make doctors. Young. Sir.
23:37
Yeah. No, I support the cause
23:39
I guess. Epidural so
23:41
crazy those like a fat fucking needle
23:43
the goes into your spine. We're it
23:46
has to go into your spinal fluid.
23:48
And. You gotta get a during ah
23:50
contractions and they're like or it
23:52
eagerness to say still and not
23:54
move. Thank
23:59
you Act Yeah! Don't Move. Ah
24:01
size to the entering my
24:04
on zen mode and just
24:06
trying to. Not.
24:09
Move and breathe. He took his then.
24:12
Is how. Number
24:14
Know be woken up below the. Family
24:18
Golf. Can
24:20
I ask you something when you're going through the
24:22
birth itself? And
24:25
this you also want to this moment the
24:27
first time, the second of the third time
24:29
was much faster or than the first time.
24:31
But there's a moment towards the end when
24:33
you're almost done and just and you're like
24:35
I can't do it You're like up giving
24:38
up. I mean you didn't never gave up
24:40
a year like I can still light and
24:42
his name is not that much. Because.
24:45
Their legs and are now under pushing
24:47
so hard. You. Gotta put like. With
24:50
everything that you've got and inches still
24:52
like impossible, I almost feel like that
24:54
it's that size and block in your
24:56
head that happens and then you're gonna
24:58
be like, okay, well it's gotta come
25:00
out anyway. So. I gotta
25:02
like. I feel like the
25:05
author that mental block he. come on.
25:08
You've been so good. Just
25:11
took a low p their of. Ever
25:13
since he got nutrition. So good
25:15
isn't Cel Mai Mare said. Ah
25:18
here. Punk. Ass
25:20
and com. Or
25:24
they're gonna say. About that
25:26
moment where it says like i can do
25:29
a must feel wrong to push that our
25:31
because if I was pushing hard I feel
25:33
like I'm gonna. Bust. Some
25:35
know it does the absolutely feels wrong
25:37
right? and like you pushed so hard
25:39
and they're like. More. And
25:41
more. Do it again. Harder This. What
25:44
does it feel like when the baby
25:46
comes out? Or
25:48
the earnings your well drilled at the
25:50
dirt know I still feel pain is
25:53
and wind up and all. Well.
25:57
What's the point of that? It's not as
25:59
bad. as it would have been without It
26:03
kind of feels like Cool
26:09
It feels it feels almost like you're
26:11
becoming like not human for a second cuz
26:13
like a baby vessel
26:16
yeah, oh Brother
26:18
describe it honestly and it all happens so fast
26:20
when the baby comes out then once the baby's
26:22
out It's the biggest relief. It's like okay It's
26:26
nine months of work We
26:28
made it You
26:33
know the first time we gave birth They
26:35
cut the umbilical or I think I did
26:37
the umbilical cord real fast And then they
26:39
take the baby they whisk the baby off
26:42
to like to do like a warming
26:44
station to like check the vitals I
26:47
wonder if there was something that was
26:51
more Unusual, maybe there was
26:53
something weird about Teddy's vitals when he was born
26:56
Maybe I don't because they like whisk them off they
26:58
were in the same room I was normal though when
27:00
I did too did that but
27:02
the third time They baby came
27:04
out and they immediately just handed it to
27:06
you Yeah, and I
27:08
think it's the hospital for policy is different
27:11
because we went to a different hospital this
27:13
time and They asked
27:15
me before they asked do you want
27:17
to do like skin to
27:19
skin and I said yes I
27:21
think I also said the first time with Teddy too
27:23
though. Yeah, but then What
27:26
we learned is that they just put him right on
27:29
me before doing anything as soon as he came out
27:31
They put him on me like for an hour, which
27:33
was nice, which was really nice. Yeah, it was
27:35
actually but Yeah,
27:37
he also peed and pooped on me in
27:40
that hour Which
27:42
is actually really good because that's one of the things
27:44
you're supposed to watch for is like pee and poop
27:46
Yeah, so we immediately like he bees and poops. It
27:49
was really cute though If they
27:51
like lifted him off of me for a second He
27:53
started crying and then the second they put him on
27:55
me. He was calm. So cute. He
27:58
was very. He's been a very. Com baby
28:00
here. Spin. Nice for
28:03
nice I'm I'm so looking
28:05
at Chad, I'm seeing. Some.
28:07
People got it. Some people are saying
28:09
I didn't get it so we were
28:11
saying the site doesn't work. I
28:16
see monkey the same. They're able to get it. now.
28:18
you're a good at. How
28:21
ironic that Ticketmaster is shitting
28:23
the bed more. I feel
28:25
less than this. like small.
28:28
And it's always something isn't that. it seems
28:31
to be working. Now I apologize Again, I'm
28:33
not your.org out. If you are unable to
28:35
get in earlier, there are plenty of available
28:37
land. I'm. Just
28:39
refresh the page is it should be up in a
28:41
shooting at and now I just tested it here and
28:43
as looking good. And
28:46
see lots of people saying they're getting it
28:48
sounds. Like something is sorted
28:50
out a good well I look for
28:52
the scene you guys there's and we
28:55
are a really special fun delightful. They
28:57
all the Super troopers together six thousand
28:59
of us and after the shows downward
29:02
on what we're gonna march. Of
29:05
this is on the mare. And
29:07
we're gonna fees were going to
29:10
peacefully hear that non sitting for
29:12
not doing. We can demand a
29:14
pizza party every Friday that's right
29:16
handed him one of them or.
29:19
Every L A Roselyn Fast
29:21
three Saudis Free sodas for
29:23
every kid. Fuck.
29:26
Yeah over gonna rise. People
29:30
of America we will loss.
29:32
We will march on City
29:34
Hall demanding pizza parties every
29:36
Friday afternoon. Free Saudi pops,
29:38
Every addict. Or now I'm
29:40
doing the intended to defend
29:43
your I dipped era. I
29:45
have alma mater Arab as
29:47
that is he here. Joe
29:49
Brendan interview to do that
29:51
was crazy that blew my
29:53
mind. that in or any
29:55
see yeah. Yeah. yes
29:58
there was a it on
30:00
announced impromptu Joe Biden on
30:02
Howard Stern today. What?
30:04
I was shocked. Why?
30:07
And I was in bed and I heard- You
30:09
rode the sex machine. It was crazy dude. Brandon
30:11
rode the Sibian. I haven't heard
30:14
the whole thing but that guy,
30:16
I gotta tell you, Joe Biden
30:18
has had a really incredible life
30:21
story. Dude he lost a daughter, a
30:23
son, and a wife. I
30:27
didn't know that. What's the common fact wife and
30:29
the daughter parts? You think
30:31
he killed them? That's terrible. How dare
30:33
you. That's terrible. How
30:37
dare you. Good joke. Good joke. It's a joke
30:39
people. Can I give a little PSA to- I'm
30:41
seeing a lot of people in the chat saying
30:43
they still can't figure out where the password is.
30:45
So the
30:47
easiest way to get it, if
30:50
you're a member, is just come
30:52
to the A-Street Podcasts page on
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YouTube and there's a bunch of tabs
30:56
along the top. One of them says community. Click
30:59
that and the most recent post you'll be able
31:01
to see. Only if you're a member it has
31:03
the password right there. So you don't need to
31:06
join the Discord. We just also posted there if
31:08
you happen to be in the Discord. But if
31:10
you're not a member of the Discord and
31:12
you're just a member on YouTube, just go to
31:15
the podcast, A-Street Podcasts channel and
31:17
go to the community tab and you'll find the
31:19
password there. There it is. You
31:22
have time too because the uh
31:24
anyway yeah so there you go.
31:26
Thank you thank you with peace
31:29
and love. So then I
31:31
just want you to know- Also about halfway sold
31:33
out. Halfway sold out?
31:36
Really? Told you guys. The
31:39
most I'm telling you that the
31:41
first half is fast because everybody the wanted
31:43
one is getting one. The
31:50
dogs are playing that's what it sounds like. Ducky
31:53
has mastered the art of
31:55
harassing Alfredo. So
31:58
you said 3,000 are sold? first
32:00
half moves fast they want it
32:03
I've seen this like on Teddy fresh the
32:05
last half the people you know they
32:08
go there's not that many of us
32:10
we'll get them when we get them so I'm
32:12
thinking 4,000 okay well we'll see
32:15
we'll see I mean if it doesn't sell
32:17
out from the members presale that's good for I mean the members
32:20
is just a small percentage of audience that would give
32:23
everybody tomorrow a much
32:25
bigger opportunity to get
32:28
them let's take a look
32:30
at the honorable mentions here we got one
32:32
Lena doesn't understand the compliment battle these
32:36
are honorable mentions that were too good
32:38
not to show you worked so very hard
32:40
and you are so very beautiful are
32:43
you really gonna wear that today like
32:46
you Lena such a wonderful friend
32:48
fuck you get your hair are
32:51
you kidding me right now fuck off
32:53
oh my god
32:55
mom you so
32:58
much I could do this forever people
33:00
shit what do you think you
33:02
are anyway Lena you have such
33:04
a nice circle in your eye you
33:06
stupid dumb bitch nobody even likes
33:09
you knock it off oh my
33:11
god that's not true stop stop
33:17
knock it off knock
33:19
it stop
33:22
stop this is not okay fucking
33:24
pussy oh my god what the
33:26
fuck Oh
33:30
you repulse me you son of
33:32
a bitch this hurt more than anything
33:34
I've ever caught
33:43
my he's gonna fight you live knock
33:46
it off Wow oh my oh
33:48
WT whales Lena what
33:59
the heck man And that is not
34:01
how compliment battles work.
34:03
Literally. It was so out of character. I must
34:05
have been having a bad day. I
34:08
don't know who you were. But
34:10
Olivia, you're just as sweet as always. Oh, thank
34:12
you so much. You as well. Same.
34:14
You're just as sweet as ever. I knew those
34:16
cursing clips would come in handy. That
34:19
would be good. I knew that. Whatever. Here's
34:21
H3 in Baldur's
34:23
Gate, as everybody knows, is
34:26
a game that we all played and enjoyed. I
34:29
played it on hard. I'll have you all know that
34:31
it was too easy for me and I couldn't finish
34:33
it because I'm really that good at video games. Right.
34:36
Wow. Made it about halfway through and said, you know what?
34:39
This is too easy. Wow. It's
34:42
like that. That's badass. Thanks,
34:44
man. Ah.
35:01
Love the pitter patter. H3
35:12
crew in Baldur's Gate is set.
35:14
Aha. Where's
35:18
that baseball bat? Oh, no.
35:20
You took the dark path. Oh, no.
35:23
I'm a ball spawn. Yeah,
35:32
this is very much an evil play through. For
35:35
real. It's
35:42
all in chronological order. No, it is. You'll
35:45
see, this is basically the whole plot of the game.
35:47
Condensed down on the too many. That's pretty good. Yeah,
35:50
so it looks like did we kill the
35:53
grove? We killed all the druids. We just
35:55
stole their sacred icons. We're doing
35:57
a whole evil play through. Yeah. Ab
36:00
all at the don't have that romance.
36:02
I don't wanna say this because it's
36:04
awkward a be basing I think she's
36:06
India. Or
36:10
know we have left the party
36:12
lab. So I. Can
36:15
be the bad stuff. Oh.
36:27
Oh minutes about Thursday. Final
36:30
Categorize again. This
36:35
right here. In his. Mother's
36:40
side post our members are you might be
36:42
of ah ha ha. Ha
36:45
no not. was. Social.
36:58
And year on average
37:00
on as say ah.
37:04
Air though they. Swarm.
37:11
He says what a nice. And
37:14
a nicer experience that was.
37:20
That was a fun game. You
37:24
know this isn't not going to make an expansion. I
37:26
thought that will. I? really yeah they said we're not
37:28
doing it with the game is done, were moving on
37:31
or my. they had some ah. Some.
37:33
Issues with the owner of thy p. My.
37:36
The licensing. And while it's
37:38
a mess that up like the most the was
37:40
like such a huge game. With.
37:42
There's a The Coast is kind of
37:44
or legendarily poorly run company so they
37:46
want me to sit on much money.
37:48
I know I'm enough and I wanted
37:51
I want knew everybody wants it of
37:53
course. I do.
37:55
People make smart people make mods with like
37:57
new. Acts and Stuff or and is
37:59
a Not. I think
38:01
that they promised that they are gonna release tools to do
38:03
that, but it's not out yet But
38:05
at some point I think that people will be able to
38:08
make like their own custom I would pay for like if
38:10
people because people make crazy content. I know I would pay
38:12
for it. You know Take
38:14
my money All
38:17
right Here is a
38:19
I love these. Thank you to rocket grunt
38:21
94 for the anime intro
38:23
Um These
38:28
aren't even in the final and I love them
38:31
these are only honorable mentions They were too good
38:33
not to include but i'm telling you the cream
38:36
Like I said last time we did
38:38
32 this time. It's 16 So
38:43
this is every one of these
38:45
is coming hard Let's
38:48
go So
39:03
What's this about like are we in high school and we're doing
39:05
a podcast or something I think we're I
39:07
think we're in high school together and I think
39:09
at some point we also battle some sort of
39:11
interdimensional month, of course Of course, yeah
39:16
Hi, this is the plot of every anime hi i'm
39:18
just an average high school kid Yeah
39:24
It's kind of crazy how that literally is the
39:26
plot of every single one yeah Uh-oh
39:45
I mean it's all been checked right? Yeah. Oh
39:48
you're saying did they make it? Yeah Maybe
39:52
they got some help I've been listening to the work
39:54
Yeah song
40:00
yeah I think that they made the song
40:02
yeah no the lyrics are all about us
40:04
wait that's crazy yeah I didn't notice the
40:07
first wow oh
40:14
that's literally the beginning of you guys
40:18
there is he's going yeah
40:20
hi I'm just
40:29
an average high school kid and so
40:31
demons invaded malls gymnasium and
40:33
then they wanted they offered to play us
40:36
volleyball and we had to battle demons to
40:38
see who was the best volleyball team to
40:40
vanquish them from earth literally
40:42
the plot of every anime and I
40:45
love anime don't get me wrong hi
40:52
I'm just a high school kid until I
40:54
accidentally stepped into an altered dimension in the
40:56
bathroom and then I had to fight interventional
40:58
demons to save the world and
41:05
then your mom gets in danger somehow
41:08
but your home what about
41:10
my mom you got to save a
41:12
family member she's hanging the anime to
41:15
the mom in the plot yeah
41:17
it's a grandpa or a mom
41:19
yeah yeah that's easy hi
41:22
I'm just an average high school kid until
41:26
this thing happened and
41:30
now I shoot ice for my ass let's
41:35
see we have got to do our sponsors but let's
41:38
there's two more let's just finish the honorable mentions we'll
41:40
thank our sponsors and we'll get to the the
41:43
main course here thank
41:45
you to did
41:47
I shut up the last person I want to
41:49
yeah it was grunt rocket grunt
41:52
94 of
41:54
that new guys mission GTA 5 that's
41:56
exciting thank you to
42:00
Though. You'll ordeal
42:02
the great. Of
42:06
Allah game. Uses
42:09
few months as eighty seven am.
42:18
Going on. High profile. where's my money?
42:20
you think damn thing I know And.
42:26
I will that easier muslims
42:28
event. Happening.
42:36
There were diary gum. That
42:40
doesn't know. What
42:44
is happening with us? Out
42:47
a new another was just. Some
42:51
you got the armored groomer. Same
43:07
as the vehicle versus
43:09
his. Own
43:13
know how we got a little have.
43:19
Said. I
43:24
know the way to go. Ace
43:49
through podcast Hugs and We
43:52
death. Mary
43:56
and I'm in a reply miles long.
44:00
I love that very that was great. Thank
44:02
you to mouth off super
44:05
fun and You
44:07
know, sorry Jay Leno about that. Also,
44:10
apparently we killed mobility Mary as well,
44:12
which is sad We're
44:15
going from Baladour's gate to
44:17
Rune scape and our final honorable mention
44:21
Brought to you by Adrian
44:24
g-13 I've
44:29
never played a roomscape, but it
44:31
always looked interesting to me. I have grown
44:33
up with my man. You did? Yeah, okay Dan
44:46
is really fake. Okay, Dan is being a good
44:48
Rune scape player You're
44:51
fighting my You're
44:55
even paying I'll
45:10
be honest. It does look super fun. I love these
45:12
kind of games. We just killed rat Dragons
45:17
I Was always
45:19
aware of Rune scape, but I never really got
45:21
into it myself. No, I feel like it at
45:23
the time Yeah at the time of place was
45:25
probably so good. Yeah Well,
45:28
we were both it was around a bit
45:30
like the same time and as ever quest which
45:32
was the one that you ever quest Was way
45:34
we were sucked in that was It
45:37
doesn't look as cool. They're Doing
45:40
to you What is
45:42
so I'm I'm getting notes
45:44
that the full version of this is eight minutes long
45:48
And this guy put a ton of work
45:50
into it, but it is very very long
45:54
Quiet we're in a workplace dude. What
45:56
do you think you're doing? They're fucking
45:59
horrible, man You shittier. Knock
46:01
it off! You're
46:08
a pulse me, you son of a bitch. I
46:11
have no idea what the game length is for.
46:14
For fighting somebody, you're just like, knock it off.
46:16
Mm-hmm. Hey, what? Knock it off, bucko.
46:20
Hey, girl. Ooh. She got a... GRASS!
46:24
Hey there. Oh.
46:27
And you got your head all the way
46:29
up it. Guys! Hi,
46:31
everybody. Back in the day, you would be like,
46:33
she's hot as fuck. Girl,
46:35
I see you. Oh, I love you. She
46:39
is pretty sculpted. Big guy? Oh, fuck.
46:51
Oh, we're in the desert. Is there desert levels
46:54
in RuneScape? That's cool. Oh,
46:58
that's great. I didn't even think about that. Oh,
47:01
yeah. Aby's the sandworm and I'm riding him. Wait,
47:03
that looks pretty good, actually. Zach's
47:08
fighting a little devil. I
47:12
don't think this happens to you, Dan. Does it work? I
47:14
still have dreams about EverQuest. You
47:16
have dreams about it? Like, I
47:18
dream... I think I had a dream last night,
47:21
where I'm part of like an MMO and it's
47:23
so... I'm so engaged and deep in a dungeon
47:25
with my gang. And
47:28
it's so fun. I wish I could go back. I
47:31
wish we could go back. I know what you're saying. I played
47:33
WoW when I was a kid. I dream about it, so... Do
47:38
you dream about WoW? Yeah. This
47:44
looks like a difficult zone. Alright,
47:47
so as I understand it, it kind of just... You
47:51
got the idea. So thank you to... AdrianG13,
47:54
if you want to watch the whole thing, it's here
47:56
on the subreddit, h3podcast, Runescape. Oh, right. This is the
47:59
abridged... Right, this is
48:02
the abridged one and it's five minutes, but
48:04
very good There's a lot of new
48:06
fans in our audience that everybody's talking about
48:08
I'll be honest I kind of want to
48:10
play it. It's made me want to play roomscape I
48:13
want to play this version of it though with
48:15
me in it and you Alright,
48:23
so I'm gonna thank our sponsors and then we'll
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alright, so it's time. how
55:38
are the ticket sales going? guys,
55:48
we are checking in. we
55:51
are seeing what
55:53
is the status? oh, Gabe is here. Gabe,
55:56
how are you, buddy? Nice
56:00
beer. What car are you in that looks
56:02
that looks sick? We're in a Tesla,
56:04
baby My
56:07
nephew's nickname is birthday party in Vegas, baby.
56:09
Whoa, fuck yeah, fuck yeah Is
56:12
that your car Gabe? Friend
56:15
then it says oh that dude. I
56:17
never seen the wheel like that wheels
56:19
is nice. Fuck yes. It's futuristic, baby
56:23
Fridays for the future, baby And
56:27
congrats on your son son baby.
56:29
Oh, thank you That
56:35
what are you doing in Vegas? My
56:38
nephew's birthday happy 25th birthday
56:40
for my nephew's knick-knick, baby
56:48
What are you guys gonna get into in Vegas you guys
56:50
gonna get into trouble Who
56:52
hopefully not just having fun. Just
56:54
having fun You
56:56
gamble No, I
56:58
don't gamble. I'm just there for
57:00
the vibes. Nice there for the vibes the vibes
57:02
are good in Bogle And
57:11
we get a weekend one was cold and freezing
57:13
and windy weekend two is just like 90s and
57:15
fine Nice
57:19
Gabe. Fuck that baby. And
57:22
and are you have your own room? Are you sharing?
57:25
I think I have my own room and
57:27
maybe I'll share with somebody
57:29
who wants it. Oh, you're oh, that's
57:32
nice That you're such a good man.
57:34
Yeah, I gave let me ask you a question Can
57:37
I ask you a question? Sure, if somebody
57:39
if you offer somebody hey you can stay
57:41
with me Now are
57:43
you gonna have a double room with
57:45
two queen beds or one king bed? So
57:55
if somebody comes in and they sleep in your
57:57
queen bed and then when you're checking out you
58:00
find out oh they took some
58:02
shit from the the minibar
58:05
they took some chips some water maybe
58:07
a tiny little thing of alcohol may and the
58:10
bill is like 50 bucks they spot
58:12
what do you what do we what do you do
58:14
do you do you bring it up or do you
58:16
let it slide yeah okay then they're like what about
58:18
this Gabe they're like
58:26
I didn't take anything it
58:28
was you I know the person here
58:31
right don't you rule
58:35
don't turn the TV on at night
58:37
when I'm sleeping oh
58:40
right I can't sleep with the TV
58:43
on really are you anti mini
58:45
bar or do you let the minibar be or
58:47
do you enjoy it I
58:50
just let the mini of our feet I don't drink
58:52
alcohol at much well they have snacks and stuff yeah
58:54
like I mean yeah yeah it's pretty
58:56
it's pretty cut throat
59:00
growing up my dad I
59:02
come from a very cheap
59:05
household and the minibar
59:08
was strictly strictly taboo
59:12
if you you know I mean like you're you
59:14
got to be out of your goddamn mind if
59:17
you're thinking about swiping some M&M's or some shit
59:19
from that well they upcharge I feel like it
59:21
is it is insane but
59:23
later in my life I'm happy to say
59:26
Gabe that I am I'm now
59:28
an enjoyer of minibars yeah
59:31
I've arrived you
59:33
have the marker that says you're doing good
59:35
you're doing good yeah I've never
59:37
tried the snacks at the minibar prior to Vegas but
59:40
I knew it on your card and I tried it
59:42
and it was so they were amazing they were so
59:44
they weren't normal gummy bears I was gonna say I
59:46
noticed some of you enjoyed your thank
59:48
you so much and some room service
59:51
to I know you guys got made
59:53
yourself comfortable but yeah the
59:55
minibar snacks I got it I gotta admit
59:57
sometimes they're pretty damn compelling I
1:00:00
wish. I wish I'd tied it. Chuff or a tard. Mitty
1:00:02
bar snack right here, baby. Blake
1:00:04
calls it. There you go. Double stuff.
1:00:08
That's what I'm gonna do to your mom. What?
1:00:10
No! Just kidding. I
1:00:13
love you, mom. The sweat to the bone of my heart. No!
1:00:16
Um, love's like, I'm gonna respect
1:00:19
Ethan and not take all this. A.B. is
1:00:21
like... Oh
1:00:23
yeah, no, I was saying. I was saying, you guys were welcome. I was asking
1:00:25
them if they'd bring up more so I could take home with me in the
1:00:27
suitcase. I'm kidding.
1:00:29
You guys were welcome. I believe I even told
1:00:31
you guys to go over there. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I did take our
1:00:33
coke. That coke. Oh, okay.
1:00:36
There you go. Yeah. There's my snacks
1:00:38
right there. Fuck yeah, baby. No
1:00:40
mini bar equal pour. I mean, yeah. I
1:00:45
guess so. Alright,
1:00:48
Gabe. Well, um... Are you still
1:00:50
on the road? It looks like you have some driving left to do. No!
1:00:53
We're just stopping at the resort,
1:00:55
baby. Red rock. Oh,
1:00:57
you're in Vegas. Red rock, you know? Yeah, we're in
1:01:00
Vegas. We're just outside the
1:01:02
parking, baby. So Red Rock
1:01:04
isn't on the strip, right? That's like, I... My
1:01:06
parents used to live in... That's right on
1:01:08
Summerlin. Yeah, my parents used to live in
1:01:10
Summerlin. Oh yeah, we went to the next
1:01:13
one there. I love Summerlin. So, it's actually
1:01:15
interesting. So Summerlin, it's like probably 30,
1:01:17
45 minutes from the strip. Yeah.
1:01:19
In the outskirts. It's a nice part of
1:01:21
town, but it looks like you're on Mars.
1:01:23
I mean, it's desolate. But there's
1:01:25
this one resort, Red Rock,
1:01:27
there that's super nice. And
1:01:30
they got all the amenities of like a five star...
1:01:32
It is a five star hotel, but it's
1:01:34
way cheaper. So
1:01:36
you can have like all the enjoyment of
1:01:39
Vegas in the Red Rock Resort. They got
1:01:41
the buffets, the casinos, the poker, the shows,
1:01:43
the clubs. They got everything there. So,
1:01:47
it's a really good option for people who are
1:01:49
traveling to Vegas. So
1:01:52
good job there, Red Rock, Gabe. It
1:01:56
was years ago, but I remember loving
1:01:58
the buffet there. When
1:02:00
we were staying with my parents we would go to the Red
1:02:02
Rock buffet. Any plans for
1:02:05
a buffet Gabe? Wooo!
1:02:07
Some steak, some chicken,
1:02:09
fuck. Yeah, fuck baby. Alright
1:02:13
man, well, tell Nick Nick happy birthday from
1:02:15
all of us. And
1:02:19
I hope you guys have a fantastic
1:02:21
uh, trip there, okay? Yeah. Stay out
1:02:23
of trouble you kids. Wooo! Wooo!
1:02:27
Wooo! Sorry,
1:02:30
sorry baby. I don't want to
1:02:32
do it right later. Whatever
1:02:34
happens in Vegas, stays in
1:02:37
Vegas. Hopefully, not me. Hopefully
1:02:40
not uh... Wooo!
1:02:45
You don't want to stay in Vegas forever. Yeah,
1:02:48
that was good. Hopefully
1:02:51
not the uh... Wooo!
1:02:53
We'd come and find you Gabe, like the
1:02:55
hangover. We'd come find you if you got
1:02:58
lost. To be honest, it was so much
1:03:00
fun when we went. I want to go again. Yeah. Same.
1:03:03
It was so fun. So fun. We do need to go and
1:03:06
now I can drink. Right?
1:03:09
Oh. Wooo! The whistle goes... Wooo!
1:03:13
The whistle goes... Wooo! Wait,
1:03:16
Zach, do you have the one where he goes... Wooo!
1:03:18
That's my fave. I'm fine. Yeah,
1:03:21
he goes, the whistle goes... Wooo! Wooo!
1:03:23
That's the one you need. Wooo! Alright Gabe,
1:03:25
listen. You have whistle tips on your car? Wooo!
1:03:29
Wooo! No chips. Oh. No
1:03:32
whiskers. Let me know. I can add them.
1:03:35
I know a guy. Alright
1:03:37
Gabe, have fun okay? Have fun. Be safe.
1:03:39
We love you. Have a great week and each end you're
1:03:42
the best. I miss you. I miss you too
1:03:44
buddy. Looking forward to seeing
1:03:46
you soon alright? Be good. Alright,
1:03:48
the best. Alright, you're the best. Wooo! Wooo!
1:03:52
Wooo! You
1:04:18
You were good good, I love it
1:04:20
that was a good one which been a while so it felt
1:04:22
it felt fresh So those are good.
1:04:25
I mean this podcast really it's not even
1:04:27
podcast this show This is show material. This
1:04:29
is so avant-garde what podcast I mean for
1:04:31
real gonna sit there a minute of dead
1:04:33
air Alright
1:04:36
gave have fun. Okay, take care All
1:04:39
right, I'm jealous go enjoy yourself whoo-woo
1:04:43
Who oh somebody says we can do
1:04:45
a show in Vegas and then oh And
1:04:48
it's like work related then it's like but it
1:04:51
would be when we just be working the whole
1:04:53
time No, cuz it's a
1:04:55
lot of work to like set up a
1:04:57
show. We probably just have like one day.
1:04:59
Yeah, probably We could
1:05:01
spend on the profits on the casino though. It
1:05:04
should burn through every On
1:05:06
black oh My
1:05:09
god, I'll do a man green. Can you
1:05:11
imagine losing just all the money? We work
1:05:14
to make them one weekend for months of
1:05:16
work or double it or
1:05:19
like times 32 non green You
1:05:22
guys remember this it was a reality show I think
1:05:25
it was I think it was on Fox and was a show it
1:05:27
was a one-time special This dude
1:05:29
took his entire life savings you remember
1:05:32
this Dan. I have seen it He's
1:05:34
an entire life savings of like I
1:05:37
don't know like five hundred thousand dollars, and this was
1:05:39
like in the 2000s So that's I mean that's
1:05:42
more money than it's worth today And
1:05:44
the whole premise is just that he goes and puts
1:05:46
all of his money that he has to his name
1:05:48
on black Really that's
1:05:50
the ball show I see the clip
1:05:52
when I and he won He
1:05:56
won. Oh my god. Yeah sounds like a
1:05:58
really good show It was just. One
1:06:00
on Saturday was just this once psycho dude
1:06:02
who wanted to. Bed his entire
1:06:04
every dollar he owned on block. That
1:06:07
I j gambler. I'll tell you what, he's
1:06:09
definitely broke now he wasn't then know long.
1:06:11
Was the so as he like maybe like
1:06:13
five minutes? I think there was
1:06:15
lot there was. You know how they do it as
1:06:17
they held up the others we had or kinds of
1:06:20
his time wasting and his notes back then? There's no
1:06:22
fast forward. Right? So true. Know
1:06:24
and like Kiva wasn't even really there yet.
1:06:26
No one. Else. We
1:06:30
should go red rock say one and going to
1:06:32
go and then put on the earnings of the
1:06:34
so on. but. While. To their
1:06:36
money saw be like the thing I don't volume on your
1:06:38
block. As for you of them. Have
1:06:41
you visited blocked? Know. In
1:06:44
Rome Zoc. Not.
1:06:47
True. Or if the so let's get
1:06:49
into the the main event hair how
1:06:52
the ticket sales you have an update.
1:06:54
I was right right, nothing's moving. Yeah,
1:06:57
we always thought about thirty. Thirty
1:07:00
Thirty tickets? Yeah, I know
1:07:02
at the same. Oh
1:07:05
thank you I will. About ah
1:07:07
I think we're at about four
1:07:09
thousand. oh phone company whose what
1:07:11
not address as that's what I
1:07:13
call a day for. Okay okay
1:07:15
so on and. Is
1:07:18
going to the generalize the right thing?
1:07:20
I don't think some. People
1:07:23
are still at work. What is the
1:07:25
total and of take this but six
1:07:28
thousand one hundred ish someone somewhere around
1:07:30
there I sip. you know what I'm
1:07:32
looking at. This all wrong for thousand
1:07:34
people came under I'm as a mean
1:07:37
what we're past workable. The was set
1:07:39
set already. so many people. And
1:07:42
I'm so grateful All you guys for
1:07:44
believe in in us and for wanting
1:07:46
to come out and. Spend the evening
1:07:48
with us. Very
1:07:50
exciting that can be insane.
1:07:53
The through Cedar lesson or
1:07:55
avon. yeah
1:07:58
one bad thing about doing the Is
1:08:01
that because they're this is like a big-time
1:08:03
venue that like, you know Host
1:08:06
famous bands and shit. Yeah,
1:08:08
they they're super strict
1:08:10
about stuff Like we can't we
1:08:12
can't play like copyrighted music right
1:08:14
also like I can't do
1:08:17
anything dangerous Well,
1:08:23
what about t-shirt cannon I
1:08:26
What if I blasted the front stage in the
1:08:29
face with a t-shirt? Yeah, you think that
1:08:31
I would blame that on the Greek. Yeah
1:08:34
The Greek the Greek made me do it Yeah,
1:08:38
it's so bizarre to me that it's outside. So
1:08:40
cool in my head. You can't do anything outside
1:08:43
Mm-hmm cuz it'll rain it has a chance
1:08:45
to rain but what's summer day. Yeah, yeah
1:08:48
No, that's that's what I pretty much never I don't
1:08:50
think I saw my first concert at the Greek. So
1:08:52
this will be a cool experience Who'd
1:08:55
you see Robert plant? Oh,
1:08:57
that's cool. Dang Robert plant. I mean, yeah,
1:08:59
we showed it before but is a
1:09:02
gorgeous Amazing
1:09:04
venue, I can't believe that we're actually gonna do this
1:09:08
We saw a Mac DeMarco there. We
1:09:10
saw logic there. I saw
1:09:12
a video of Olivia Rodrigo Like
1:09:15
last week where she's standing on the Greek stage and
1:09:18
she's like I used to take acting classes up there
1:09:20
And I pointed to this theater when I was a
1:09:22
kid and I said I'm gonna perform there one day
1:09:24
She was crying when she said it. She's like
1:09:26
everybody for making my dream Oh
1:09:30
my god, maybe I should just rip
1:09:32
hers her speech off Dream
1:09:38
that I would sell out this show. I
1:09:40
never even thought about the Greek. Honestly when I was a
1:09:42
kid, I had no ambition I
1:09:45
mean, I hadn't dream of nothing.
1:09:48
I'm still dreaming. The same thing ever quest Pretty
1:09:56
amazing though. Okay, this is exciting We
1:10:00
can I feel that I can already I can
1:10:02
exhale and I'm gonna call it. It's already a
1:10:05
dub. Yeah, 100% Thank you.
1:10:07
It's a fat. W fat.
1:10:09
W Yeah, all
1:10:11
right good So
1:10:14
let's get in people are working right now like
1:10:16
Olivia said so give it time I
1:10:18
just hope my boss doesn't ask why I was
1:10:20
gone for so long while trying to refresh. Oh
1:10:22
god dang man Fuck your boss Rebecca. How about
1:10:24
that? Quit quit
1:10:27
right now Spitting his
1:10:29
face. Well, hold on though. Do you
1:10:31
if you need the money to for the show then stay? Oh Obviously
1:10:35
that takes president that that
1:10:39
I'll reform my non copyrighted music from my
1:10:41
new album plastic project for the family. Is
1:10:43
that a real plug? slick
1:10:49
Hate dies love arrives July 15th.
1:10:51
Don't fucking curse me like that.
1:10:53
Wait, what's the name of Fusi's event? They got
1:10:58
What? We
1:11:01
have to honor that some oh my god, we do
1:11:03
you know what I forgot to mention Drake's gonna perform
1:11:06
at all. Yeah That
1:11:09
would help sell here I'm on the phone with
1:11:11
him right now. What's up, man? Is he gonna
1:11:14
do that and eat on you're coming cool. Thank
1:11:16
you Anita max ween. I need a max win
1:11:18
will be there Yeah,
1:11:21
I actually went to his house. I
1:11:23
stalked him I went in through the doggy
1:11:25
door and I whispered in his ear when he was
1:11:27
sleeping Will you come
1:11:29
to our show at the Greek and he mumbled in his
1:11:31
sleep? Yes So
1:11:34
he'll be there for sure. Oh Drake
1:11:37
you're calling me back already. No,
1:11:39
no, please. I know
1:11:41
people I know you're excited But what they'll
1:11:43
see you on June 28th at the Greek
1:11:46
theater. That's where people will see you It's
1:11:48
great to hear from you, man You're
1:11:51
welcome. Yeah, I understand you're welcome for this
1:11:53
opportunity right? Yes. Yeah, you're well. It's
1:11:55
a big deal. So Can
1:11:57
I Get a reading on the room here about? Mike
1:12:00
Bobo. Oh are
1:12:02
you know and the I suspect buying
1:12:05
buying I so and i go by
1:12:07
as and say well why i my
1:12:09
aim of so but i'm racist against
1:12:11
bobo in bed bugs and we did
1:12:13
toward on an anti bio but. As
1:12:17
far as two orders, Of
1:12:21
food and baba yeah, topic is
1:12:23
now brazen. Always Amazon!
1:12:25
We're celebrating me back. He
1:12:32
soon degrees during the great
1:12:34
of yeah and potentially going
1:12:36
back the Vegas before submitting
1:12:38
an hour. Don't have a
1:12:40
guess, we're celebrating a celebrated
1:12:42
new Vegas sensibility. Huge! Ah
1:12:44
be mobile baby baby ppp
1:12:46
These okay air wherever he
1:12:48
goes on sale would have
1:12:51
you on that. Same.
1:12:54
The Bobo for the Moma. Color.
1:12:58
Capella so figuring dubious about
1:13:01
besides that of Bilbao about
1:13:03
the bow bow on. I'm.
1:13:06
Not super hungry to be honest. Oh
1:13:08
I like the way later he was the boys at
1:13:11
home. That's true. You gonna cook for them? stay? Beautiful
1:13:15
revise. Sons. Of
1:13:17
Saddam. That's
1:13:19
the one I could treat it as as an
1:13:22
island. not as bad so it's like pretty does.
1:13:24
I've been dreaming about the it's a ribeye that
1:13:26
someone you want but ago love. You
1:13:29
know, bread? And. as my nerves
1:13:32
really mess. When did you like your
1:13:34
less mother? He did. Know when
1:13:36
when you. You have
1:13:38
mine because I mixed it. I
1:13:42
don't remember and think I have a
1:13:44
weird memory. I'm I don't like the
1:13:46
actual abobo. There's too many of them.
1:13:49
Too much by a talk. And
1:13:52
it just feels like little com me balls. Okay,
1:13:54
stop. know that
1:13:56
too vulgar say they're just do a
1:13:58
little worse off wrong I feel like that's
1:14:01
not them that's not what they get their gooey
1:14:03
little nuts and
1:14:07
they don't have a lot of flavor but they're good well
1:14:09
you can get it doesn't have to be like
1:14:11
the Boba pearls you could there's popping Boba
1:14:14
jellies I don't
1:14:16
like the jelly I tried that was the first
1:14:18
thing you said Lina popping Boba
1:14:22
you bite into and it burst with them
1:14:24
what look like dude I had literally
1:14:28
last week and they just in
1:14:31
your mouth is it good? no
1:14:33
it's funny though it's good but it's sweet and I
1:14:36
don't know if you like to see it it's like
1:14:38
juice inside he doesn't like this yeah
1:14:41
I don't like super sweet okay I'll get a
1:14:43
Boba whatever I don't know somebody in the chat
1:14:45
said they get double the Boba I know
1:14:48
people love the Boba that's what I'm saying I'm just not one of you
1:14:50
I you know what I mean
1:14:52
I tried to convert there's
1:14:56
another person remembering that you drank my
1:14:58
Boba so whatever you gotta
1:15:00
get me I guess extra
1:15:03
cummy even
1:15:06
is so wrong about Boba I know I stand
1:15:08
alone against
1:15:11
a crowd of dissenters
1:15:14
I stand before you crucify
1:15:17
me I don't like
1:15:19
Boba pin me up I will
1:15:21
die I think
1:15:23
I'm with you on that thank you that's
1:15:26
my boy who else is with me Drake
1:15:28
I'm with you why are you calling me
1:15:30
again really oh you're not coming now because
1:15:32
of what he's coming with me I need
1:15:34
to know
1:15:43
what Ian think Dan must have broken his phone
1:15:45
Ian thoughts on Boba I'm with you
1:15:53
I'm anti-bow I don't like
1:16:00
drinking food Right
1:16:02
as a line against drinking weight. You guys
1:16:04
are at most L take I've you heard
1:16:06
they're actually outnumbered I'm yeah, I could what
1:16:09
does make all dog You
1:16:11
like Boba He
1:16:16
said he likes it from one spot only Sounds
1:16:20
undecided particular time. I
1:16:23
don't get off the fence Nate. Yeah, it sounds
1:16:26
like fence-sitting He
1:16:28
likes both love that Nate said yes, we
1:16:31
don't want we don't follow a fence sitting in this
1:16:34
Studio, you know, I love when people don't like what
1:16:36
I like cuz that means more for me Not
1:16:39
really though Cuz when you go in there that's
1:16:41
part of the reason I don't even like it
1:16:43
is cuz when you go in there There's like
1:16:45
a thousand people fighting Elbowing screaming throwing their money
1:16:47
at the cashier just for the chance to taste
1:16:50
some beautiful little balls You
1:16:55
know what I mean? Whatever
1:16:57
you get all get well anti boba.
1:17:00
It's what do you guys want? I'm
1:17:02
cool, brother. I got my zen I'm chipping though I'm
1:17:09
gonna have to talk to your dentist The
1:17:12
dentist what I'm pretty sure the bent is
1:17:14
gonna have the bent is The
1:17:16
dentist is gonna have something to say about drinking boba No
1:17:20
sugar. Yes drink going through every single
1:17:22
pour not squishy chewy things you're getting
1:17:24
smashing into your Story
1:17:29
you're telling because that's not my boe Experience
1:17:32
I'm just saying it's can't be good for
1:17:34
your teeth. Hey a sugary chewy Amy
1:17:37
I mean, okay, so you don't
1:17:39
eat sugar ever. I love sugar.
1:17:41
I eat lice's sweet. Oh Oh
1:17:46
Shit love order to creme brulee
1:17:48
boba that sounds kind of crazy. It's so
1:17:50
good It's like just caramel and goodness good,
1:17:52
you know, I'm going crazy really decadent color
1:17:55
cream. I wish you get started. All
1:17:57
right, let's do it Alright
1:18:00
everybody, welcome to the 2024
1:18:02
green screen tournament. Right
1:18:09
before our break, we came to you
1:18:12
all with hours
1:18:14
of green screen footage and
1:18:16
we sent to the people, do what you
1:18:18
will with it. 16
1:18:21
challengers have entered the ring.
1:18:25
Only one will like this. Although there
1:18:27
is a prize for the top three. But
1:18:29
only one will win. The
1:18:34
competition is fierce and
1:18:36
it's all very exciting. So
1:18:39
let's take a look here. Let's
1:18:43
get into it. H3
1:18:46
vs. Chalamet. Here
1:18:49
it is. Number
1:18:52
one, don't know why I
1:18:54
went Wonka brain off the rails fam. This
1:18:57
is by SonicDidNoWrong.
1:19:02
Free Sonic I guess. He
1:19:07
said SonicDidNoWrong. Free Sonic.
1:19:11
Free Sonic man. Let's
1:19:15
go. Did
1:19:18
you guys know that Timothy
1:19:21
Chalamet is
1:19:23
playing Bob Dylan? I think he's in his photo. Are we
1:19:25
going to get Timothy out? Yes, he's
1:19:28
in too much shit. Him and the dude who
1:19:30
plays Spiderman, I can't think of his name. Tom
1:19:32
Holland. Tom Holland. You know
1:19:34
what this looks like? Willy Wonka. Cosplay as
1:19:36
Bob Dylan. You know what this looks like? Call me by your
1:19:38
name. Oh don't. Shit. That's
1:19:41
good. Wow. Woooow.
1:19:49
Come with me. Oh
1:20:06
Can't believe Timothy took back it
1:20:08
off knock it off.
1:20:10
We're not losing him Creative
1:20:30
H Rabbit Okay
1:20:54
Oh, I hated that.
1:20:56
Oh my god, I hated that Hold
1:21:01
on I thought it okay that
1:21:03
fucked with me. I thought I was looking at
1:21:05
the preview monitor. I did not like you It
1:21:08
looked like that. I Do
1:21:11
not like you look like that I Look
1:21:15
pretty good. He led
1:21:17
does not look good Man
1:21:21
horrifying and then here's everyone else. Oh
1:21:24
my god Lena what happened? I Be
1:21:29
and Dan is yeah Yes,
1:21:34
yes, Dan is down I'm
1:21:39
trying. I do this one here. Oh my
1:21:41
god. Oh god. I know
1:21:44
Olivia. I hate You
1:21:49
got me It
1:21:56
was amazing Wow,
1:22:02
you shot out. I definitely watch that
1:22:04
movie That
1:22:06
was pretty cool. It reminded me of
1:22:08
like ready player one just all that's
1:22:10
like actually their trailer looked like yeah
1:22:14
But okay shut up very
1:22:16
exciting. So that is the first round
1:22:19
now listen closely because these
1:22:21
two are gonna go up against each other
1:22:23
and You're gonna have to
1:22:25
pick one so
1:22:29
Listen and watch. Here's the next
1:22:31
one the h3 tricks.
1:22:33
Ooh Ethan's
1:22:36
nightmare exciting Oh
1:23:29
Oh That
1:23:44
is not a good idea and I don't like it
1:23:46
at all You
1:24:00
This is the worst thing I've
1:24:02
ever done. I
1:24:05
believe they're actually still pretty famous in like the
1:24:07
arcade space. I'll
1:24:11
just feed them my food. Eat!
1:24:14
Eat that guy! Eat,
1:24:17
eat, eat, come on! Who's
1:24:20
your mom? Who do you think you are anyway? Mom!
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turf. It's a puppy. Oh,
1:25:50
that's hot. Oh my God,
1:25:52
he's in the system. That's
1:25:55
a fucking wig! Whoa!
1:26:00
We're flying high
1:26:03
about here IW
1:26:31
Wow, that was very
1:26:33
creative He,
1:26:37
this guy put this everywhere This
1:26:41
was from falling hatch That was great
1:26:44
So, our first bracket is
1:26:46
in, we've got Chalamet Kidnapping
1:26:49
Zach I
1:26:51
still can't get over the fact that Hugh Grant
1:26:53
was an Oompa Loompa I mean, that's insane That's
1:26:57
unacceptable We have the
1:26:59
pull up So it's
1:27:01
Chalamet versus Ethan's Nightmare, the
1:27:03
H3 tricks Alright,
1:27:07
we're off to a relatively close early
1:27:09
vote here Vote your conscious guys, vote
1:27:12
your heart At this
1:27:14
moment it's fairly close with 58% Chalamet, 42% Ethan's
1:27:16
Nightmare This
1:27:19
is very close for a first round draft But
1:27:24
at this moment, actually, frankly, with
1:27:27
60% Chalamet, I think we can already wrap
1:27:29
it up And congratulate
1:27:31
Chalamet You
1:27:34
gotta leave it a little bit longer Ethan Yeah,
1:27:36
there's no way I get so mad, people are like,
1:27:38
I didn't even see the pull yet, I didn't even
1:27:40
see the pull Okay, I can sit, I can just sit
1:27:42
here with that air I mean, I think you're right You guys
1:27:44
want to, I'll just sit here Every time 63% Chalamet, I mean
1:27:48
People are like, fuck you Dan, I didn't get
1:27:50
to see the pull It
1:27:52
is Dan's fault It's growing too, so Yeah
1:27:54
I think we're good It's a,
1:27:56
we get, if we waited for it You're taking your own grip
1:27:59
It would So long I didn't get to
1:28:01
see it Dan But
1:28:04
anyway shall I may Big
1:28:06
time shallow me and thank
1:28:08
you. Thank you so much All
1:28:11
right, so it looks like shall mate has
1:28:13
advanced Thank you so so
1:28:15
much to falling hatch It
1:28:18
was a creative journey, but Sonic
1:28:20
did no wrong I love
1:28:24
your Activism and
1:28:27
I will be looking into Sonic more Thank
1:28:30
you. You've been a little look Olivia.
1:28:32
You're in the check. I
1:28:35
didn't see it. Fuck you Dan. I didn't
1:28:37
see it All right, okay.
1:28:39
How about it? I feel like I'm at
1:28:41
Disneyland right now the way Dan's ruining my fucking
1:28:43
day Dan
1:28:46
ruined my whole Disney trip
1:28:49
Dan is mean to me
1:28:51
jealous of me So We've
1:28:59
got up next I'm gonna wait
1:29:01
for you about Dan's word law by
1:29:05
Orange Buster Very
1:29:08
exciting Dan's word law
1:29:13
Sounds like a Western spaghetti we
1:29:15
can get some spaghetti I Spaghetti
1:29:20
Westerns refers to Cowboy
1:29:23
films shot in Italy
1:29:26
now. I have to say that's a little racist rod
1:29:28
and cop a little Timing
1:29:30
it is spaghetti Western like what do
1:29:32
you you mean? Yeah, like
1:29:34
I don't know She what do
1:29:37
they have to go Japan sushi Westerns
1:29:39
like that's ridiculous to racist It's unacceptable
1:29:41
and it's and it's uh,
1:29:43
you know that talia phobic. That's true. I
1:29:45
am I haven't heard
1:29:47
that one before but I think you might be on to something
1:29:51
Something new to be upset about what am I just a
1:29:53
plate of possible? You
1:29:57
come to me to my beautiful
1:30:00
country to shoot your
1:30:02
movies and what is
1:30:04
this you call a spaghetti Cannot
1:30:07
end up this level of disrespect. All
1:30:09
right, we're ready. It was back. So
1:30:11
here is Dan sword law Coming
1:30:14
up on Dan sword law.
1:30:17
I can do no wrong Ethan the
1:30:20
horse diddler Klein We
1:30:23
need six Blushes of
1:30:25
wheat Ethan has been
1:30:27
charged with multiple counts of
1:30:29
horse diddling. No, how will Dan
1:30:32
sword law bring this monster
1:30:34
to justice? Find
1:30:37
out now on Dan sword
1:30:39
law Howdy
1:30:48
little lady see
1:30:51
Come take a ride with me, you know what
1:30:54
I'm saying Okay,
1:30:57
this is disgusting I
1:31:00
would not I
1:31:05
do not appreciate being depicted like this My
1:31:09
parent okay, I can't work. We need muscles
1:31:13
of wheat is guilty
1:31:16
Guilty you fuck off
1:31:20
Fuck your mom Point
1:31:23
your fucking fingers and say that's
1:31:25
the bad guy remove him remove
1:31:29
him No,
1:31:40
I banished me I
1:31:42
banished me come on over
1:31:44
to my house tonight at 8 p.m. No
1:31:52
Ethan was sentenced to life in
1:31:54
prison Dan sword law has done
1:31:57
it again. I said
1:31:59
do no wrong Tune in tomorrow
1:32:01
when Dan takes on Jimmy the
1:32:04
Jersey out bar I
1:32:06
go right through red like like all you people in
1:32:08
LA make a white thing in return At
1:32:12
first I thought he was Caucasian, but then I found
1:32:14
out he was a drunk Asian you see Okay,
1:32:22
first of all, thank love it. Okay,
1:32:24
hold on It
1:32:29
says edited by curl curl curiel
1:32:31
89 And
1:32:34
he says he has stuff on YouTube. So check that out.
1:32:37
Oh Curie
1:32:39
189 there. No before I Continue
1:32:43
I need to say this I
1:32:45
have not nor have I
1:32:47
ever wanted to nor will I ever
1:32:50
fuck a horse? Okay, that
1:32:52
depiction of me was wrong inaccurate
1:32:56
and defamatory I only fuck
1:32:58
sheep Right, everybody
1:33:00
knows the sheep got it going on
1:33:07
Horse fucking is a hot topic though these days man
1:33:10
You know hot topic That
1:33:13
was great. Thank you to or that
1:33:15
was orange Buster As
1:33:18
good as that was I'm a
1:33:20
little concerned because Who
1:33:22
he's up against is a familiar
1:33:24
name. Oh, no He
1:33:27
actually is the returning champion Oh
1:33:31
Bees from space Created
1:33:34
another one and it's called a field now
1:33:38
bees from space like I said is our
1:33:40
previous winner with the the
1:33:42
beloved by all Fly me
1:33:45
to the moon. I'm fighting the robots.
1:33:47
I mean that was a masterpiece. So
1:33:49
legendary at this point You
1:33:51
know, what's so funny about that one? I
1:33:54
have to say Let me go
1:33:56
here. I think it has all like a lot of views bees
1:34:01
from space fly me to
1:34:04
the moon it's linked in the dock
1:34:07
I found it 200,000 not everything
1:34:10
that's a lot for just like a that's
1:34:12
awesome for a meme edit yeah
1:34:14
yeah I everyone who
1:34:17
does who joins the competition
1:34:19
should upload it to you
1:34:21
too you might as well
1:34:23
yeah juicy baby but and
1:34:25
then he made this song too like so
1:34:30
good so I've
1:34:33
even collab with him we did a song together
1:34:35
too oh yeah great guy yeah
1:34:37
good dude so with all that being
1:34:39
said here is a lot of
1:34:43
returning champion it's a lot of
1:34:45
pressure eel kiss he's
1:34:47
from soul this
1:34:52
one's for you my brother nothing
1:34:59
like that looks
1:35:03
so good wow this
1:35:05
guy's mega talented you
1:35:18
gotta fight for what you believe you
1:35:22
gotta protect those you love you
1:35:34
ain't nothing
1:35:37
but a ham dog baby everything
1:35:43
has to go back to that I'm not doing that anymore oh
1:35:46
shit Oh!
1:36:04
Scibbity toilet? Dan,
1:36:09
what'd you do in that bathroom? Ah,
1:36:12
Dan! I'm
1:36:15
gonna kick your ass! What
1:36:18
the fuck? What
1:36:20
the fuck? Woah! Oh,
1:36:30
shit! How did I even do that? Is that the
1:36:33
word? Dan, shame on you! I
1:36:36
know this is the wrong week and a
1:36:38
half. What the fuck? I only drive so
1:36:40
hard! Shoot! You did
1:36:42
that! Oh,
1:36:50
boy. This
1:36:57
is not a bitch, this is not a bitch. You did
1:37:00
it! Yoooo!
1:37:02
That's... shit. Wow!
1:37:07
Wow, dude! I'm
1:37:09
gonna give that a standing hug. What a call. Standing
1:37:12
hug. Standing hug. I
1:37:21
gotta hire that guy for something. I have to
1:37:23
assume he's like... gainfully employed, because
1:37:25
he's so talented, right? Hopefully, yeah. I didn't
1:37:27
think you said that you felt bad for
1:37:29
the previous one. I
1:37:32
was like, oh shit, because I really liked
1:37:34
the previous one. I know. He just came
1:37:36
up, but he... Listen, he just... That's
1:37:38
just how these brackets go. Sometimes, you know,
1:37:40
you come up with... The random seed. Yeah.
1:37:45
I love this Ilpit logo
1:37:48
in the end, that little... So good,
1:37:50
yeah. ...animation logo. Ilpit guy, or I
1:37:52
mean, Beast from Space, we should do
1:37:54
something together if you're not like, ultra
1:37:56
busy. Um... Working.
1:38:00
What? I hope you are help you if
1:38:02
you're making a lot of money somewhere
1:38:04
with your skills. But anyway, thank you
1:38:06
for that. We can throw it up
1:38:08
I don't think honestly I'm sorry to.
1:38:12
Have. Damn. Has word law but.
1:38:15
This. Is going to be a blow out, but
1:38:17
let's throw it up. We have to whole is
1:38:19
up. I
1:38:22
mean. He does things
1:38:24
with green screen like city green
1:38:26
screen footage the shouldn't be possible
1:38:29
for editing. Like when
1:38:31
you guys were like. In a tunnel
1:38:33
or under bridges something. the lighting was. Perfect.
1:38:36
It's crazy. And how of Musician Two?
1:38:40
Hundred people so talented and like their the
1:38:42
out the Why do they watch this. Assets
1:38:45
are the lawn and the law. Man
1:38:47
like would would these people are so
1:38:49
freakin' talented. Holy smokes, Well no surprises
1:38:52
here guys. Six thousand votes or ends
1:38:54
at seventy percent yield. Pet supply dance
1:38:56
for my you should be proud. That's
1:38:58
a really good sign off on nervous
1:39:00
yeah. That was
1:39:02
it was my favorite up until the
1:39:05
really know what to think of some
1:39:07
sort of thirty two percent against fees
1:39:09
and spaces. Is a really good
1:39:11
performance as you feel proud about
1:39:14
that's but Congratulations bees from Space!
1:39:16
No surprises, They're. Moving
1:39:19
onto the next rasas, We've
1:39:23
got. The third xin
1:39:25
packed. Can
1:39:28
I get isn't. Fuck yeah prob
1:39:30
because that on my gun and isn't
1:39:32
it better? Or. Amber.
1:39:36
And I guess if I'd gotten a little
1:39:38
miss their perfect. See. Why would
1:39:40
you do? That is right. Why. I.
1:39:42
Don't think is a fuck my teeth up. I
1:39:44
mean if I may run on home and are
1:39:46
you ever worked For example, for some oh thank
1:39:48
you that does it not burn like when in
1:39:51
a modern are all. The other day Zoc handed
1:39:53
him out. Within. Ten seconds.
1:39:55
It's not the I me I wouldn't
1:39:57
have second putting in my mouth. It
1:39:59
was like. Burning up there. In.
1:40:02
The built a new thing rather than got it
1:40:04
is so far beyond. Do I know? My God
1:40:06
you guys are crazy and it's like insane We
1:40:08
popular was. I have to say alec, it's way
1:40:11
better than smoke. World. Like
1:40:13
a decidedly we have the gonna give it.
1:40:15
I mean absolutely. It's like whether they like
1:40:17
Naruto you're running is a different thing in
1:40:19
your body. know it's way better than smoking
1:40:21
over. I don't even think it causes cancer.
1:40:24
I looked into it. There's no evidence that
1:40:26
up even causes mouth cancer I reached out.
1:40:28
isn't on Instagram of my to you know.
1:40:31
Like. A movie product. They sent me some coupons.
1:40:33
I. Was I did you? did you
1:40:35
name from at our name or
1:40:37
any? No, no not off. As
1:40:39
you said, you'd product change my
1:40:41
life. As a as it
1:40:44
does anyone does not. As as not
1:40:46
just that was are hopeless Zara added
1:40:48
and he has stopped smoking That is
1:40:50
huge that is going on. vaccines them
1:40:53
on their own data. That is honestly
1:40:55
anything that can do that. Is
1:40:58
tremendous. That being said, Or
1:41:02
Nadia nicotine added had a single
1:41:04
just patches or something. that's a
1:41:06
veto for me. So
1:41:10
this is bad news for you Zach is that
1:41:12
means of is gonna keep bombing I'm from you
1:41:14
thought I was debating they send him be on
1:41:16
subscription service he can do that to my god
1:41:18
and guess we'll what if a you target around
1:41:21
in your mouth. Yes! move
1:41:23
it around. I switch to keep it
1:41:25
moving as would suck us with sides.
1:41:28
That. Are you doing? I'm a. I'm in
1:41:30
a new spawns know. He.
1:41:34
Can he will take a walk in the wild side?
1:41:37
My boobs. And sure
1:41:39
all they did with send you a
1:41:41
coupon specific up again kicked back over
1:41:43
there during the Nazi gray the at
1:41:45
a legally chance to the mall via.
1:41:48
Nicotine Long special Intel for.
1:41:51
They. Can sponsor you now the kinda.
1:41:54
Really? In August? Something I've never seen
1:41:56
a Nicotine products. sponsored
1:42:00
That's not true. I remember a few
1:42:02
years ago the wind all the
1:42:04
jewels were popular. They were trying Right
1:42:07
get us to promote it. They got sued into fucking a
1:42:09
blue. They did. Oh, they're bankrupt. I
1:42:11
believe yeah Wow, which
1:42:13
jewel was on top of the world for a
1:42:15
minute massive But yeah the federal crackdown on it
1:42:18
and Chuck Schumer say the jewel went bankrupt.
1:42:20
That's what he said leave So thank I'm
1:42:23
looking head up to jewel began exploring bankruptcy
1:42:25
in June 22 Whoa, that's
1:42:27
good. I get administration order gets e cigarettes
1:42:29
off the market and a court stayed the
1:42:31
order by September 22 According
1:42:34
to people familiar with the matter jewels top
1:42:36
executives agreed that bankruptcy was the like least
1:42:38
outcome It sounds like they got fucked by
1:42:40
the government hardcore more than anything and now
1:42:42
Schumer's trying to ban thin like you propose
1:42:44
some shit. I don't get that.
1:42:46
It's it's way better than cigarettes Yeah, I don't
1:42:49
I don't know. It's cuz
1:42:51
cigarettes are like grandfather You
1:42:53
know it would never be approved if
1:42:55
it was a new thing if yeah I mean
1:42:57
probably kids are doing well they banned isn't you
1:42:59
to me, but I'm assuming kids probably doing it
1:43:01
That's probably they banned all flavored nicotine tobacco in
1:43:04
the state of California, too So you can't even
1:43:06
buy menthol cigarettes anymore. I don't I think that's
1:43:08
not a terrible idea Right,
1:43:10
I mean the menthol. I think probably should have got
1:43:12
grandfather then cuz I know those people just like menthol
1:43:14
Right. I don't know that that
1:43:16
appeals to kids. It's not like fruit punch or something We
1:43:19
hear about the the smoking ban in the
1:43:22
UK that they're trying to pass no no
1:43:24
they are And
1:43:27
I wonder if something like this will eventually happen here, too.
1:43:29
I don't I'm looking up right now I don't think it's actually passed
1:43:31
yet, but Lawmakers are trying
1:43:34
to get it through where it would
1:43:36
be a ban There there
1:43:38
would essentially be a cutoff of
1:43:40
January 1st 2009 anyone born
1:43:42
after that date will never be able
1:43:44
to buy cigarettes Oh, I like that.
1:43:47
That's just flat out like banning it
1:43:49
for and so to essentially phase out
1:43:51
cigarettes entirely That's a bad idea in
1:43:53
my opinion, and here's why they're
1:43:55
just it's gonna become cooler to smoke
1:43:57
I feel like and they're just gonna import it and do
1:43:59
more black market cigarettes. I
1:44:03
mean, yeah, inevitably and anything that's outlawed there
1:44:06
creates a black market. So maybe you're going to be
1:44:08
like super cool now when you smoke in the UK.
1:44:12
I don't know. Yeah, I don't know. Maybe
1:44:14
if any of our UK listeners
1:44:17
in the chat have any insight into whether
1:44:19
or not that actually has a chance of
1:44:22
passing. I don't know, but I was just
1:44:24
reading about it the other day. Maya said
1:44:26
or Maya said jewels got me
1:44:28
addicted at age 18. I moved on to
1:44:30
cigarettes for a bit before I quit. Yeah, that's
1:44:34
not good. Everyone had a fucking jewel
1:44:36
man. That was rampant. They
1:44:39
probably if they're going bankrupt. They probably still cashed
1:44:41
out. They probably made a fuckload of money. Anyway,
1:44:44
where are we? We're doing a tournament here. Come
1:44:46
on up next is the
1:44:48
third Zen pack. Let's
1:44:51
take a look. Hi,
1:44:57
the third impact by people are
1:44:59
saying it passed pseudo budo. Really?
1:45:03
That's pretty hardcore. That's awesome. Huh?
1:45:05
That's mumbling. I mean,
1:45:07
listen, if it ends up working, then it's good. Mm-hmm.
1:45:11
Does that apply to cigars to like other
1:45:13
tobacco products or is it just cigarettes? I'm
1:45:17
reading up a little bit more detail about it right
1:45:19
now. I feel like if you're gonna have a free
1:45:21
health care and letting people smoke is so fucking weird
1:45:23
because I don't want to pay for the motherfucker
1:45:25
who just ruined their lungs. It's true. Definitely
1:45:29
cost the public a lot of
1:45:31
money. If you want to smoke you
1:45:33
you can pay for your own health care. Right?
1:45:36
It's true. Same with alcohol. Frankly. Absolutely.
1:45:38
People are frequent drinkers are for sure.
1:45:41
They're gonna need a lot of money for medical.
1:45:43
Oh, yeah. All
1:45:45
right. Zen packed. All
1:45:49
right. I don't put this away. The usual doses two
1:45:51
tablets every half hour to one hour.
1:45:53
What about bottles? How many bottles? Oh,
1:45:57
no. Oh
1:46:02
no, poor Ian.
1:46:10
Oh, AI camp, AI in. The AIs
1:46:12
are talking. What's
1:46:22
the nerve logo in the corner? Ian
1:46:27
says I'm ready to unleash this creation. I in
1:46:29
camp says I am ready to initiate the third
1:46:31
ZIMPACT. The
1:46:34
third ZIMPACT? ZIMWERE
1:46:37
detected. Hang
1:46:43
it in there, buddy. Yeah. Yeah.
1:46:47
Hang it. Hang it. Whoa.
1:46:51
Wow. What the hell? This
1:46:53
is what it's like to do ZIMP. What
1:47:02
have you got, man? I
1:47:04
want to drink a beer with my
1:47:09
dog! That was good. Really good.
1:47:18
You shittier. Like
1:47:27
a Lebowski.
1:47:31
It is. Like what we can imagine. True.
1:47:37
Oh, this is like, yeah, totally inspired by
1:47:39
the big Lebowski. This
1:47:50
is also a unique
1:47:52
song. Oh
1:48:21
Creepy Wow,
1:48:25
I was off is
1:48:28
this a pros in our anti-zinn
1:48:30
video See fairly
1:48:32
and I mean it was I was killed by
1:48:34
a pack of zinn Zach
1:48:38
seemed to be having fairly negative. I enjoyed that Good
1:48:41
good job Ian. Yeah, also the song
1:48:43
at the end was tremendous. Oh, yeah,
1:48:45
that's fucking awesome Here's
1:48:48
the problem with his in though. It's causing another issue
1:48:50
for me That
1:48:53
issue is one that requires me to
1:48:55
step away. Oh a couple minutes boy.
1:48:57
It'll do that Really?
1:49:01
Yeah, I'm like super lightheaded
1:49:03
right now You're
1:49:05
like in the video a little bit. I'm
1:49:08
running away. I'm gonna I'm gonna let's watch
1:49:10
this one So that
1:49:12
it's fresh in our minds we can vote and then I might have
1:49:14
to How
1:49:17
do I put this delicately Make
1:49:20
a big old fucking juicy turd
1:49:22
that in coffee, man. Oh,
1:49:24
you'll find bubblegum from the fifth grade dude
1:49:27
gross what the fuck That's
1:49:32
disgusting Nature's
1:49:35
brew man Hard
1:49:37
nut up next by juicy Reuben
1:49:39
sandwich mmm getting me hungry over
1:49:41
here Alright Good
1:49:44
luck Times in life
1:49:46
you gotta fight for what you believe in ever
1:49:49
you will take attack against a high
1:49:57
B It
1:50:00
just so happened. It
1:50:03
just so happened. But I
1:50:05
had to kill the one I love. Ethan,
1:50:08
no. I did that. I knew it
1:50:10
was you. Hard enough. This
1:50:20
guy's insanely good at editing. He's in the
1:50:22
system. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
1:50:34
Yes? Haha, the people are loving that one.
1:50:37
You're facing like that? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
1:50:42
Oh my god! Fuck your mom! I
1:50:45
think I'm doing the breakfait. Whoa!
1:50:52
Holy shit. You
1:50:54
piece of shit! What's going
1:50:56
on? He's in the back. What's uh,
1:50:59
something to say? I give a
1:51:01
Scarface monologue. Okay. The
1:51:03
last time you wanna see a bad guy like this?
1:51:05
This guy like... Well there's kinda like two stages of
1:51:07
Al Pacino. Oh wow. What
1:51:10
in the world do we got here? Me? That's
1:51:13
the bad guy. Yeah. So what
1:51:15
does that make you, good? Yeah, I think I'm good. I just
1:51:17
want a little bit of energy. You're
1:51:19
the fucking best, dude! YEAH! WOOOOOOO!
1:51:25
That pipe or some shit? Cigarette!
1:51:27
Fuck you! Buh-la! I don't have
1:51:29
that GRAPPY! That's right, bro. You
1:51:31
just know how to lie. How
1:51:33
to hide. Tell the truth. Point
1:51:36
your fucking fingers and say, That's your fucking asshole.
1:51:39
I won't lie, man. The
1:51:41
picture of me putting a comb
1:51:43
up my ass. All the way up your
1:51:45
ass! I do touch myself
1:51:48
when I'm washing them their tapes. Fucking
1:51:50
hard, dude! I could smell
1:51:52
the violence. That's your problem. You could taste
1:51:54
the fear. This guy fucks!
1:51:56
Hey, Jesse, have a seat right here.
1:52:00
pulled out my revolver. Now his
1:52:02
bones scattered all yonder brown. Pray
1:52:05
every day. Pray every day. Yeah!
1:52:07
Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Wow.
1:52:14
That was
1:52:17
awesome. Those are both, I
1:52:19
feel like this might be the closest
1:52:21
one yet. Because those are both fantastic.
1:52:23
This person, again Juicy Wooten sandwich, this
1:52:25
is like high-end
1:52:29
editing. This is really high-end. That
1:52:32
was really good. So let's put it to
1:52:34
the vote. We have the third Zimpact, which
1:52:36
was a surreal romp through
1:52:44
intrigue. And
1:52:46
there was some tragedy
1:52:48
as well. There was Wabowski references.
1:52:51
They're nuts however. After my own heart. He
1:52:54
brought out the big guns
1:52:56
here. I'm not even sure
1:52:59
what the through line was there. I
1:53:01
think I murdered AB and then... You
1:53:03
murdered AB and we were the detectives
1:53:05
that were grilling you. That
1:53:08
conversation was so flowing. That was great.
1:53:11
So throw it up. Oh!
1:53:15
Oh my gosh. Is there a surprise? I can't
1:53:18
see it yet. It's a massive blowout and I really, I
1:53:21
honestly anticipated this one being pretty close. I
1:53:23
don't see the pole, Dan. Why
1:53:25
didn't I see the pole? Oh, it must be a bad pole. I'm
1:53:28
not sure why you don't see it yet. I see it. I see it. I see it. So
1:53:32
at the moment, yeah, you
1:53:34
didn't think Hard Nuts was going to win? I
1:53:37
thought, I just thought it would be close. I don't know. Hard
1:53:40
Nuts. Not even close. Hard Nuts is blowing it out.
1:53:42
Well the third Zimpact was great but Hard Nuts was, there
1:53:44
was a special quality. Okay,
1:53:46
okay. To
1:53:49
Hard Nuts. But yeah,
1:53:51
Hard Nuts is blowing them out. 85%
1:53:54
Hard Nuts. I'm so sorry, Third Zimpact.
1:53:56
Your video was tremendous but
1:53:58
you came up against it. Strong contender early
1:54:01
on that's just how it goes sometimes
1:54:03
so with all that being said I'm
1:54:06
gonna go Have
1:54:10
a Zen moment with my exam
1:54:12
massive dump nice Nice
1:54:30
I guess we've had so many donations
1:54:32
today. I guess this gives us an
1:54:34
opportunity to Get shot
1:54:36
hit on some of those When I've
1:54:38
been holding off, I'm sorry go ahead Elon I
1:54:40
was just gonna say how do people feel about
1:54:42
us being in a switch? Spot
1:54:45
you know early on there was uh, oh
1:54:47
my god, it's flipped but not as much resistance
1:54:49
to it as I had feared I
1:54:58
will say if you If
1:55:00
you are really bothered by it, most monitors
1:55:02
have a little function where you can The
1:55:06
horizontally kind of mirror and
1:55:08
you can throw a yellow back on that side It's
1:55:11
true. It might be hard to read any
1:55:13
text but you can watch in the mirror too Or
1:55:15
just hold your phone up to the mirror. Oh, that's
1:55:17
a good idea Real
1:55:20
quick this donation from this is a real
1:55:22
username 123 I
1:55:24
love Zach's new album that came out today and everyone
1:55:26
should go check it out. Oh, yeah Yeah,
1:55:30
my second album It's
1:55:33
called the flowers will be dead by Tuesday and
1:55:36
where where is it available Zach all
1:55:38
streaming platforms and played
1:55:40
all the instruments I Yes,
1:55:43
I do have a show. Thank you. And we're doing
1:55:45
a special sale this week on tickets for the echo
1:55:47
point Are you know it's the album week sale? When
1:55:50
is the next show August 11th?
1:55:53
Where the echo plugs? Oh
1:56:00
You know go give it a listen Spotify
1:56:02
Apple music. I worked I did everything for
1:56:04
it. So I'd appreciate that
1:56:06
But thank you. I appreciate it You're
1:56:09
so I'll tell that person who said that Okay,
1:56:12
let me let me hit these don't know them these gifted
1:56:16
memberships Daniela beaten With
1:56:19
$20 Canadian got tickets all
1:56:21
the way from Toronto, Canada No,
1:56:24
it always drives me. How far people
1:56:26
are willing to travel for these shows
1:56:28
and Shocked
1:56:30
isn't the right word. Uh, it's touching.
1:56:32
Yeah, it's nice touching. It's nice To
1:56:36
hear that y'all are so dedicated and willing to
1:56:39
To come out just for us. So so
1:56:41
thank you so much Daniela and we'll see
1:56:43
you in June in June of this
1:56:45
year Megan gave
1:56:48
us five gifted. Thank the gifted Maria
1:56:51
also gave five gifted. Thank the gifted monster
1:56:54
mayhem with the $20 donation I Don't
1:56:58
mind the tea, but I'm not
1:57:00
a fan of the balls. I Assume
1:57:04
this is about the boba conversation So
1:57:09
Rina donated five as well.
1:57:11
Thanks for the gay after and Haley
1:57:14
who be $10
1:57:16
donation. Can I get a shout out? Yay Can
1:57:19
I get a shout out from the girlies for my
1:57:21
baby? We named Olivia turn
1:57:24
three tomorrow Congratulations
1:57:30
Beautiful, maybe she knows sunny
1:57:33
Maybe best friends beautiful name
1:57:37
Uh Elise Gonzalez with the $10 donation.
1:57:39
Can you tell me can you tell
1:57:42
me cousin? Oh Gonzalez
1:57:45
I didn't know that was an irish last name. Can
1:57:47
you tell me cousin Jamie that
1:57:49
she's a bad bitch and I love her
1:57:51
Jamie you're such a bad bitch Yeah Would
1:57:55
you say I say nothing I
1:57:58
say that I have birthday Happy birthday.
1:58:00
Yeah, I did. I did. Uh,
1:58:03
Abby gifted 10 podcast
1:58:05
memberships, a six month member
1:58:08
themselves. Thank you, Abby. Thank you
1:58:10
for the gift. Hey, I got a subscriber. Yeah. Uh,
1:58:14
congrats on the album, Zach. Thank
1:58:16
you very much. Alexis. Appreciate
1:58:18
that. Uh, Don Haver just gifted one.
1:58:20
Thank you for the gifted. Thank you.
1:58:23
Thank you. I got a subscriber. Oh my
1:58:25
god. The don't know page is going
1:58:27
so fast. It's like lagging out on me. People
1:58:29
got a little bit mad at me because I
1:58:31
said people who smoked on deserve healthcare. I said,
1:58:33
I said, I said something along the lines that
1:58:36
I found it annoying that I got to
1:58:41
pay for their health guard. But of course that's
1:58:43
not how that works. But smokers are just, I think it should
1:58:45
be bad anyways. You
1:58:49
can be, but everyone, whatever you do, it's your prerogative.
1:58:51
Yeah. You see what happened to Walter White cause
1:58:53
he didn't have healthcare. What? No, I never
1:58:55
smoked. That's
1:58:57
right. I love healthcare and everyone deserves it.
1:59:00
I just figured cause I'm Swedish. I
1:59:04
got a standby, the healthcare, whatever. Right.
1:59:06
But I do think cigarettes should be bad. That's
1:59:09
all. Thank you. Thank you. Continue
1:59:11
with the donation. Hate fun. Hate
1:59:13
fun love. Still go. Uh,
1:59:17
speaking of which, uh, Annie donated
1:59:19
10 British pounds sterling. Uh,
1:59:21
UKX smoker smoking is very
1:59:23
uncool and gross. Vaping
1:59:26
is the main thing. Smoking is old people shit.
1:59:29
I guess that's the case, right? So that phasing
1:59:31
it out like that, it's just, if it's just
1:59:33
for cigarettes and not vapes, I
1:59:35
mean, it's hard to see a downside to that.
1:59:38
Maybe we, you know, here's the thing about vaping
1:59:40
though. It's such a pain in the fucking
1:59:42
ass. The
1:59:44
shit drips and fucking leaks
1:59:46
and I've been down all of
1:59:48
the roads. It's
1:59:51
a pain in the ass. Laura
1:59:54
just donated 10, uh, British
1:59:56
pounds sterling as well. Said for Ela
1:59:58
and Ember. Emma chamber lens. Oh
2:00:01
god. It's scrolling too fast. Come back. Emma.
2:00:04
Emma chamber lens It's everybody
2:00:06
stop talking in the chat for a second The
2:00:09
chamber lens latest tick-tock. She talks about her
2:00:11
receding gums and flashes hers in at the
2:00:13
same time Maybe
2:00:16
a connection there. There may be a like no What
2:00:24
else we got cookie said Dan
2:00:26
got beautiful eyes fire emoji Wow,
2:00:28
thank you cookie um
2:00:32
Martin donate $2 said 100 days nicotine free today I
2:00:41
know how tough that can be What
2:00:46
about you then are you completely I'm clean
2:00:49
baby completely I know newer viewers might
2:00:51
not know this but uh, but I
2:00:53
used to be the vape god around
2:00:55
the office Boy, why did that I
2:00:58
smoked for I started smoking when I
2:01:00
was like 17 18 and and
2:01:02
did so into my late 20s
2:01:06
And so yeah, and I tried to quit many times
2:01:08
over those years and it's really difficult. But um So
2:01:11
I get the like I get the argument that
2:01:14
Ethan's kind of making about you know Aren't
2:01:16
these products good because it does help people
2:01:19
quit and help Zach. Yep,
2:01:21
so you
2:01:23
know, there is an upside but Like
2:01:27
I said when I put it in my mouth it felt like
2:01:30
My gums were on fire. So that can't that can't
2:01:32
be good, right? Dan
2:01:35
sword love like four years ago was the
2:01:38
vape god and he He
2:01:41
did it was I think my first introduction
2:01:43
to somebody that vapes And
2:01:46
it was always that unicorn milk uniform
2:01:50
He's that battery it was like the
2:01:52
extra batteries then Yeah,
2:01:54
it was back it was it was I don't
2:01:56
think jewels existed yet or if they did they
2:01:59
were Yeah, have the
2:02:01
big fat fat Mod
2:02:04
vapor when I have when I first met you I'm like alright
2:02:06
this guy is get fucked Ethan
2:02:10
just sent a link from the bathroom.
2:02:13
Let's see what he just shared with me
2:02:15
pull it up. He said Oh,
2:02:20
yeah, oh no, I've got this on
2:02:22
my for you page a couple times bad
2:02:27
Do you? Want
2:02:29
to wait till you get back. I
2:02:32
assume he wants to watch this with us Please
2:02:36
tell Ela she would do an
2:02:39
amazing Amy Winehouse cosplay Okay,
2:02:42
okay look you would do an
2:02:45
amazing Amy Winehouse cosplay. I love that
2:02:47
long Maybe
2:02:49
next following. Yeah, you'd also
2:02:51
just look like bomb with a smoky eye.
2:02:53
Yeah, I think maybe Thank
2:02:58
you. Oh my god someone say Dan. I can tell you
2:03:00
want to put your ear in your ear hole right now.
2:03:02
Let's see it So
2:03:05
any chance of that and then I can tell you
2:03:07
want to put your ear in your ear hole right now
2:03:10
Let's see it. Oh my like that ear Paul. Yeah, I
2:03:14
Can tell hold on be
2:03:16
free man. It's twitching fuck. Yeah, no, it's not
2:03:18
right right now It's not right
2:03:21
right you've been doing it so much lately. Well
2:03:23
people have caught me doing this on the show before My
2:03:26
ears into themselves and then yeah, I can do that too
2:03:29
But I when you do it too often
2:03:32
the ear gets soft. Yeah. Yeah, the bomber
2:03:35
I think there's too much humidity in here
2:03:37
right now. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I couldn't
2:03:39
deliver on that Faye
2:03:43
donated $5 said smoking green American spirits right
2:03:45
now as we speak. Okay, well fair enough.
2:03:47
Okay, she $50
2:03:50
donation just came through. I want to give a huge
2:03:52
shout out to Ela I mean
2:03:54
being here so soon after giving birth much love
2:03:56
to all the crew you are all Thank
2:04:00
you so much, Rick. Thank you. Rick the Rula. Rick
2:04:02
the Rula! Let's go. Honestly, I love being
2:04:04
here. It's nice to get out of the house and
2:04:06
like, you know, feel like I
2:04:08
have a life again a little bit. It's
2:04:11
nice. Somebody donated
2:04:14
$5 and said TFXGhibli?
2:04:16
Oh. I
2:04:18
would love. We tried. You've
2:04:21
tried before? We got no answer. They're
2:04:23
big time. They're very big time. That
2:04:25
would be very cool though. Yeah. I
2:04:27
love Gibli. Uh,
2:04:30
let's see. Keep scrolling. Come
2:04:32
on. Come on. Dan Swardlaw
2:04:35
deserves better. I mean, this
2:04:37
is a democracy, Britney. You have to accept the
2:04:40
outcome of the vote. Um, that
2:04:42
one was great though. Man, it's too bad. I
2:04:44
mean, that's the nature of the competition,
2:04:47
right? They can't all be winners. Uh,
2:04:51
you cursed the chat and
2:04:53
Zach. Oh God, it's going too fast. You
2:04:58
see what I'm doing? Like, what about
2:05:00
me? Even that thing goes too
2:05:02
fast. That's the way. Because
2:05:05
that thing is meant to not be gone.
2:05:07
Right. Exactly. Then share your quitting tips. How
2:05:09
did you end up, um, free
2:05:12
completely? Uh, well, the
2:05:16
quitting cigarettes was just
2:05:19
switching to vaping, which was a very easy
2:05:21
transition. I thought it would be difficult, but
2:05:24
pretty much the day that I got a vape was the
2:05:26
last day I smoked. Um, quitting
2:05:28
the vaping was harder, but still, I
2:05:32
don't know. What I did is, um, at
2:05:35
least with the old style vapes, I don't know
2:05:37
if this is available in the, the, the store
2:05:40
bought ones, but you were able
2:05:42
to get the liquid in varying amounts of
2:05:44
nicotine content. And so I just slowly got
2:05:46
less and less. And then I actually found
2:05:49
one that had 0% that
2:05:51
it was just the vape juice. And
2:05:53
so I like slowly weaned it off over the
2:05:55
course of like a couple months. And then I
2:05:57
smoked the 0% stuff for a while just to
2:05:59
keep like like the physical habit going
2:06:01
of hitting something inhaling or whatever
2:06:04
and you know it kind of sucked
2:06:06
I had a bad headache for a few days
2:06:08
but I found that method of just slowly weaning
2:06:10
off it
2:06:13
was relatively easy I would say but
2:06:15
that'd be my recommendation I don't know how difficult
2:06:17
that is to do with the pre-bought
2:06:19
ones but if you can find a way to kind
2:06:22
of lower
2:06:24
your intake of nicotine slowly like that
2:06:27
I know the patches work that way too right I
2:06:30
think so yeah it's mistaken it's
2:06:32
really hard to find the
2:06:34
3% and below that you
2:06:36
can barely find the 3% nicotine in
2:06:39
pre-made ones right it's super hard well
2:06:41
the store-bought ones
2:06:45
is nicotine salt that's what jewel
2:06:47
like cornered the market
2:06:49
with it's called nicotine salt so
2:06:52
I think it's 50 milligrams of nicotine and
2:06:56
those are disposable ones I've
2:06:59
seen Dan actually smoke once do you remember
2:07:01
that Dan we almost got into a fucking
2:07:03
horrible accident outside
2:07:08
we're outside and give me a cigarette we're
2:07:10
like what he was like I've
2:07:12
never seen you'd like that exactly
2:07:14
what I was on the freeway
2:07:16
almost here at work and so
2:07:19
two psychopaths were I guess
2:07:22
road ready raging at each other and
2:07:24
they were literally doing like
2:07:27
the Ben Hur like chariot thing on
2:07:29
the fucking 110 freeway hitting each
2:07:31
other's cars and they one of them almost
2:07:33
sideswiped me I just like that heard squealing
2:07:35
look to my left and I had to
2:07:37
like hardcore swerve to avoid an
2:07:40
accident it was right before getting off the freeway
2:07:42
so I got off the freeway and then arrived
2:07:44
at the office and that had happened like 45
2:07:46
seconds earlier I can't walk up
2:07:48
and Zach was smoking outside I'm like give
2:07:50
me one of those right now I need
2:07:52
to chill out totally yeah it was fun
2:07:54
I feel really bad cuz it means acting
2:07:56
the other cars but I was just gonna
2:07:58
make it We're in that exit
2:08:01
lane brother Good
2:08:04
that's good. Yeah, that was a wild one I
2:08:07
mean I've seen plenty of bad drivers here in LA
2:08:09
But that was probably the craziest thing I've ever seen
2:08:11
where they were straight up like hitting each other's cars
2:08:13
She's driving down the road. I don't know what the
2:08:15
fuck was going on Good
2:08:17
times. Yeah, the nsl a driver right there. It
2:08:20
was crazy shit going on the road side of
2:08:22
here, bro It's a while the
2:08:24
Wild West Ethan's taking a long
2:08:27
ass shit Jesus big dump dude
2:08:30
Somebody in the chat not a donation, but I just
2:08:32
happened to see a Dan I've always thought about doing
2:08:34
this and you just convinced me. I'm investing in a
2:08:36
box. I do smoke no vote
2:08:39
to right now I'm not sure what that is
2:08:41
and I'm down to 35 milligrams. Yeah, it really
2:08:43
was an effective method You
2:08:45
know just do it as slowly as you need to
2:08:47
I think you know I would lower the increment every
2:08:50
like two weeks or something to like the next lowest
2:08:53
lower nicotine content
2:08:55
until Eventually, it was just
2:08:57
zero Because so much of the
2:08:59
addiction is just like the habit aspect of it
2:09:02
So the fact that I was able to keep doing
2:09:04
all of that without the nicotine intake I
2:09:06
think really helped a lot because every
2:09:08
time I had a craving I'd still just hit it and yeah
2:09:10
I wasn't giving me the nicotine, but at least it kind of
2:09:13
calmed my brain down a little bit
2:09:15
No, here's sunflower seeds can help a
2:09:17
lot too. Really some flowers. Oh,
2:09:19
well just to chew on something Yeah, I remember
2:09:21
I did chew a lot of gum around then
2:09:23
too if I had a craving just not nicotine
2:09:25
gum Just gum just regular gum
2:09:27
have something in your mouth. He'd be occupied Can
2:09:31
somebody check on Ethan now? This is normal. Yeah,
2:09:33
he's gonna get hammering dude All
2:09:39
right, let me see if I can get this dang
2:09:41
back end to work here Go
2:09:44
to the end of the list here. Was there
2:09:47
any more big donos that
2:09:49
I might have missed? Oh really? I
2:09:54
do see you drop some new ones. Yeah, maybe Zach's
2:09:58
album this is for Nicolas with a $10 donation.
2:10:01
Zach's album made me renew my membership. Oh
2:10:03
my god. Wow. Thank you so
2:10:05
much for being here, guys. Y'all are great. Wow.
2:10:08
Thank you. Thank you, Nick. Awesome.
2:10:11
Thank you. Wow. Amazing.
2:10:14
Uh, clownfish, donate $10. I love the green
2:10:16
screen competition. Just makes me sad since I
2:10:18
can't listen to them at home as an
2:10:21
audio listener. Yeah, not the best
2:10:23
experience. For
2:10:25
the audio listeners, I
2:10:27
will admit. Sorry
2:10:30
about that. But thank you
2:10:32
for the donation, clownfish, and I'm glad you're here.
2:10:37
Here he comes. There he is. There
2:10:39
he is. He did. He did it. He did the
2:10:41
G. Okay,
2:10:43
just two more. I'll discuss real quick. Sorry about that.
2:10:45
That took long. That was not a simple matter. Right.
2:10:49
And I'll be quite frank. I'm
2:10:51
gonna be vulnerable for you guys for a second.
2:10:54
Okay. There's
2:10:56
a cone in front of the bat. I knew it. Oh no.
2:11:00
No, brother. Dude, it's like you're finishing
2:11:02
moves. It's like your cone. No paper towels.
2:11:05
It's his signature. Wait, no. No,
2:11:08
that's big. Regular
2:11:10
wiping. Regular toilet paper. That
2:11:16
being said, there was a lot of toilet paper.
2:11:19
It was a... You
2:11:21
ever seen that show? I
2:11:25
forget the name, but they go into like
2:11:27
hoarding houses and clean it out. Is
2:11:30
it just hoarders? Hoarders. Hoarders.
2:11:32
So it's my assholes like hoarders. You
2:11:35
were... Yeah.
2:11:37
Sometimes you gotta let this shit go. It
2:11:40
wasn't... Like
2:11:42
I said... That doesn't happen at
2:11:45
home though, you guys. I got it back through. You
2:11:47
just don't know it. I'm gonna say... Oh,
2:11:49
I don't claw. You don't claw this toilet. I think
2:11:52
these toilets kind of suck. No, I gotta back you
2:11:54
up because I've never clogged a bathroom in
2:11:56
my life but a toilet here. And it
2:11:58
wasn't even that crazy. don't have a
2:12:00
good pressure yeah especially the left one let
2:12:02
me ask you then was that all dumped
2:12:04
time or was that like stop and go
2:12:07
or like are you a scroller or do
2:12:09
you just shit no no I didn't waste
2:12:11
time scrolling I so it's kind of
2:12:13
weird like I felt at
2:12:15
first constipated mm-hmm
2:12:18
so that took a moment to get through which
2:12:20
is weird feeling of being like I
2:12:23
definitely have to poop but also I'm
2:12:25
constipated so it took me a little bit
2:12:27
to work through that unclog and then
2:12:29
once that came through because usually you
2:12:31
know when I'm constipated the
2:12:33
wiping is easy right like
2:12:37
not messy no yeah exactly it's like
2:12:39
a two wiper but in
2:12:41
this case I had not only
2:12:43
was I constipated it was also a it was
2:12:45
a hoarder situation
2:12:49
so I don't know what's going on
2:12:51
and by the way
2:12:53
thank you for the update yeah I'm sorry about that you
2:12:56
guys asked thank you for being vulnerable
2:12:58
with us you asked you guys asked
2:13:00
for play-by-play detail yeah thank
2:13:03
you for keeping everybody entertained oh did you show
2:13:05
the chiropractor video I have not would you like
2:13:07
me to show I wanted yeah I wanted you
2:13:09
guys to watch it when I was well
2:13:11
I asked you that I guess you were oh you responded
2:13:14
yeah I said you want to watch it or do you
2:13:16
want us to wait yeah I wanted you to pull it
2:13:18
up all right well we're gonna watch it right now I
2:13:20
was sending content from from the
2:13:22
toilet it's
2:13:26
just that's the best part the
2:13:28
rest isn't funny I'll have to
2:13:32
add that to
2:13:34
the compilation elbow
2:13:36
drops are jeez
2:13:38
I can't I
2:13:40
can't be good he's a professional don't worry
2:13:44
all right very good what
2:13:46
is he have something we thought he
2:13:48
did but when I got closer to him I
2:13:50
didn't see anything okay he's duckies
2:13:53
taking this rabbit his thing he does this
2:13:56
to everybody he doesn't care he does to
2:13:58
us he does the eelers mom He'll
2:14:00
find he locates the one thing that
2:14:02
you need And
2:14:04
it's anything like for example. He stole your mom's
2:14:07
glasses. Yeah. Oh my god. What yeah,
2:14:09
I'm gonna be the fun for a dog Goodbye,
2:14:11
you just to provoke her. He just runs away
2:14:13
with it And
2:14:20
then like with teddy he has a stuffy he loves
2:14:22
thank you That
2:14:25
is stuffing yeah, it's a
2:14:27
little Boba stuff Yeah,
2:14:31
I think I have a little cloud with little legs
2:14:33
from the same brand I love that if it's the
2:14:36
same by the way I did my
2:14:38
MRI yesterday That was one of the most
2:14:40
horrible things I've ever done was
2:14:42
so fucking horrible Like
2:14:46
you sit in a tiny little tube you
2:14:48
guys know it's like if you can't you
2:14:51
can't lift your head more You mean you
2:14:53
can't move hmm, but you're in a tiny
2:14:55
tube, and I'm not claustrophobic I I'm usually
2:14:57
fine in that my worry you
2:14:59
lay down in this thing They
2:15:02
restrain you they have you
2:15:04
have this massive thing over your head So
2:15:07
I couldn't move my head and the
2:15:09
sounds in that thing are unlike
2:15:11
anything. I've ever heard It
2:15:14
it's so loud and so weird and then what
2:15:16
this part freaked me the fuck out nobody warned
2:15:18
me about this I Felt
2:15:20
like I was being electrocuted like
2:15:24
straight up electrocuted Like
2:15:26
in my head, and I stopped
2:15:28
it, and I said hey I feel this thing he goes
2:15:30
he said that's normal Huh,
2:15:33
and I was in there for an
2:15:35
hour Jesus But
2:15:37
it's done. I was just like how
2:15:39
am I gonna get through this? Lina's
2:15:43
mom to an appointment once and she's gonna do it
2:15:46
she left she really she kept saying I have phobia
2:15:48
I think she went to say claustrophobic, but she didn't
2:15:50
know the words so she could come doctor. I'm sorry
2:15:52
have phobia I'm good with that stuff, and I Also
2:15:56
my Tourette's you can't move or you ruin
2:15:58
it Oh, and
2:16:01
I was like dying. Oh, no move
2:16:03
right um The
2:16:06
first thing I asked him when I tell you that you're
2:16:08
moving no actually I was good He never told me I
2:16:10
was moving too much The
2:16:15
first thing I asked the guy when I came out is
2:16:17
people must freak out in there all the time right and
2:16:19
he said Yeah, it's horrible they
2:16:22
had um Actually,
2:16:25
I was watching Seinfeld they had this really clever
2:16:27
thing where I had these goggles with a mirror
2:16:31
So I was looking at a TV behind me
2:16:35
and I Was
2:16:37
like okay episode of Seinfeld is about 20
2:16:39
minutes I'm gonna be
2:16:41
in here an hour and I
2:16:43
would watch one episode. I was like dude. I Cannot
2:16:47
know 40 minutes of this shit Was
2:16:50
brutal it was really really terrible
2:16:53
experience I Can
2:16:56
get claustrophobic sometimes though, I don't know
2:16:58
I Don't have
2:17:00
it like really bad, but I feel like that
2:17:03
might be pretty bad I think
2:17:05
maybe for me that Tourette's thing was the
2:17:07
worst it was for it. Yeah They
2:17:10
yeah, they says most MRIs give you headphones with
2:17:13
music. I had headphones I
2:17:17
It's just horrible. It's crazy So
2:17:22
that but I did it you know There
2:17:24
it is All right.
2:17:26
Thank you everyone for standing by apologies for
2:17:29
that flame zack for that one No
2:17:32
more Zen. I'm just gonna do the Boba's gonna send
2:17:34
me to the toilet now This
2:17:39
is the life of a Ashkenazi Jew Spend
2:17:45
half your life on the toilet Ridiculous
2:17:49
oh No
2:17:52
the Seder we had kind of clogged me up
2:17:56
For real yeah, my took and do that
2:17:58
yeah, you get a lot of matzo clog
2:18:00
you up and add more brisket
2:18:02
than anything no
2:18:05
fiber just brisket brisket mom
2:18:07
made kugel um
2:18:11
chicken you know all
2:18:13
that stuff but yeah i couldn't go for like a day kugel
2:18:17
is a weird dish it is a
2:18:19
weird dish it's sweet pasta it's very
2:18:21
odd yeah i've never heard heard
2:18:23
of it before you've had it before i mean
2:18:25
oh you've had yeah before you came here i
2:18:27
tried it here but it's an askinazi thing they
2:18:30
have some listen the askinazis have some
2:18:32
great food matzo ball soup loved around
2:18:35
the world but man they have
2:18:37
some weird and terrible food as well kafilte
2:18:39
fish is a nightmare that should
2:18:42
not exist chopped liver chopped
2:18:44
liver is like old ladies
2:18:46
love that shit my mom
2:18:48
and your mom were talking shop about chopped
2:18:50
liver creplock
2:18:52
like what the fuck is that
2:18:55
chopped liver is so disgusting it
2:18:57
is so vile i
2:18:59
don't know the askinazi food i'll eat it but
2:19:01
i don't remember it's
2:19:04
like the stuffed like cabbage meat
2:19:06
thing you
2:19:09
know mom i i i guess i don't know that
2:19:11
it's cold is that where the
2:19:13
phrase comes from when am i chopped liver because no one wants
2:19:15
it yeah oh well i don't know that
2:19:19
it could be uh maybe type
2:19:21
origins origins
2:19:23
of what am i chopped
2:19:26
liver since
2:19:29
eating chopped liver may not be appreciated by
2:19:31
everyone the jewish english expression
2:19:33
what am i chopped liver signifies frustration or
2:19:35
anger at being ignored huh
2:19:38
that's interesting oh he got something
2:19:43
yeah you're you got it that's
2:19:45
it so you get the pun you got
2:19:47
to start to hear
2:19:49
aliz thank you so annoying
2:19:52
yeah he's
2:19:56
he's being silly he just wants to play It's
2:20:00
really he just wants to play all the time with everybody
2:20:07
Beep oh boo beep beep okay. I like we
2:20:09
got a poor John we're here. We got a
2:20:12
lot to get through yeah All
2:20:15
righty, so where were we we were on another
2:20:17
dimension by taka moon
2:20:20
Ian Let's
2:20:22
take a look Oh
2:20:37
Twilight fly-by-fly.
2:20:40
Oh, yeah,
2:20:42
there's a man. I haven't thought about in a
2:20:44
while Hey
2:20:53
ready, oh no oh My god Oh
2:21:24
so cool Now
2:21:45
on the ship round these parts here
2:21:48
if you wanted to talk do something here
2:21:50
you gotta ask the law for permission first
2:21:55
Ain't nobody shoot that fast don't try it
2:22:02
the ball
2:22:05
none one
2:22:23
more favorite moment in green screen history the 9
2:22:26
11 was such a clever usage of
2:22:28
you know just random footage I was
2:22:30
like really 9 11 stop it oh that
2:22:34
was badass well done Dan
2:22:46
you're welcome America saved
2:22:50
a lot of lives man here and abroad
2:22:52
frankly right Oh ducky
2:22:54
come here the pig so
2:22:57
funny he's one of
2:22:59
the finest dogs ever lived just
2:23:02
running around the night figure I
2:23:06
can't believe a big guy
2:23:09
he's a lot bigger than shredder yeah
2:23:13
but like you got him what two months ago three
2:23:15
months ago three four
2:23:17
four yeah something
2:23:20
like that they go full dog now yeah
2:23:23
yeah he's probably he's probably almost fully
2:23:26
grown they see that vet says he
2:23:28
grows till about one year hmm he's
2:23:31
a few more months yeah
2:23:33
but he's a big he's a big Yorkie so
2:23:36
that was fantastic thank you so much
2:23:38
to hakamunian
2:23:42
hakamunian is up against the
2:23:45
briefcase by old professional 9 0 2
2:23:47
8 it
2:23:54
is
2:23:56
this
2:23:58
one the green screen
2:24:00
election. Khun
2:24:50
Oh Oh
2:25:04
Jesus. Stop! God.
2:25:07
This, I whereas hate. This
2:25:11
is the worst shit I have.
2:25:17
I need t Here resistant
2:25:24
Bring your friends there's a crisis happening
2:25:26
on the moon Yeah,
2:26:01
he's good. You
2:26:08
need to stop forgiving
2:26:11
a hand for driving after? Stop
2:26:19
it. Uh
2:26:22
oh. Is
2:26:26
it raining? Is it a
2:26:28
hurricane? You're driving me.
2:26:30
Do you know where we are
2:26:32
going? Where? Join
2:26:36
me to hell. Get
2:26:39
off me. This is
2:26:42
crazy. Where
2:26:45
did we go? Where
2:26:48
are we going? Where did we
2:26:50
go? Oh my god. Hello
2:26:55
baby. Hello
2:26:58
there. Oh
2:27:05
dude, no way. I
2:27:07
think we were in that case. Wow,
2:27:09
that was great. Wow,
2:27:11
that was so good. Wow, that was supposed
2:27:13
to be a good ball. I gotta get
2:27:15
that standing on. That was
2:27:18
great. That was awesome
2:27:20
dude. That was so much fun.
2:27:23
The music was awesome. The
2:27:25
music, the typing of everything.
2:27:28
Golly. Aesthetically
2:27:30
it was beautiful. The editing again, thank
2:27:32
you so much. You
2:27:35
guys put so much work. By the way, thank you to
2:27:37
Ian and everyone for coming. I
2:27:41
think B's from Space original. Post
2:28:01
yeah, very little. Are you guys saying that
2:28:03
it was either bees or one of the other
2:28:05
finalists? Almost completely went
2:28:07
under the radar. Yeah, that was bees bees that
2:28:10
one was a beast That
2:28:14
was amazing old professional Honestly,
2:28:19
I'm sorry to talk on moonian,
2:28:21
but I Don't even
2:28:24
remember what happened in yours. I I
2:28:26
mean that with peace and love I don't what happened No,
2:28:29
I just what it was Twilight Good
2:28:35
it was good. I thought I had actually was
2:28:37
gonna win But
2:28:39
I don't know the old professional steps in the
2:28:41
ring what happened with
2:28:44
the briefcase and Blew
2:28:47
all of our minds. I mean these people are
2:28:49
so talented. Thank you so much. I
2:28:51
must have taken so much work. Yeah Holy
2:28:55
shit We're changed
2:28:57
right Dan. I don't see the
2:28:59
freaking pole dude. What the hell me neither.
2:29:01
I see it up. Yeah, yeah While
2:29:05
you guys are voting there's a question for
2:29:07
me There
2:29:10
it is You'll mention taking
2:29:12
an anti depression during pregnancy. Can you share
2:29:14
it? Can she share her experience? I
2:29:19
I just kept taking it and
2:29:21
I had no issue on doctors
2:29:24
advice by yeah About
2:29:26
it because it is a big I think
2:29:29
I Started
2:29:31
actually taking Lexa. I remember right after
2:29:33
theater was born and I've basically been
2:29:35
on it since so I've
2:29:38
done I've done two pregnancies now on it
2:29:41
and Yeah,
2:29:43
I think from my experience. It
2:29:45
seems totally fine. Both the kids are
2:29:50
Great. Mm-hmm. I think with Lexa pros, but
2:29:52
it really depends what drug you're on. So
2:29:54
definitely talk to your doctor I
2:29:56
think with Lexa probe there's I
2:30:00
don't think there's any evidence
2:30:02
that it does any harm to the
2:30:04
child But I don't know that I
2:30:07
don't know that that's true for every single one but
2:30:11
But um the the doctors
2:30:13
are basically say like Because
2:30:18
postpartum depression is such a real and Devastating
2:30:21
thing that can happen to people that
2:30:23
it's not worth stopping because the mother's
2:30:27
Mental health. Yeah is super
2:30:29
important obviously to the well-being of the
2:30:31
child and I remember before the pregnancy
2:30:33
with Bruce I Felt
2:30:35
like I was in a good place and I was
2:30:37
like maybe I should try stopping
2:30:39
it before I get pregnant because I knew
2:30:42
we were trying at the time and So
2:30:45
I stopped like with the with
2:30:47
the guidance of you know the
2:30:49
medical um
2:30:51
doctor at a time I gradually stopped it
2:30:54
and tried going like a month or
2:30:56
two without and I I
2:30:58
felt back to like my anxious Worrying
2:31:01
stuff. Well, I just thought coming back and
2:31:03
I was like, no, I'm gonna
2:31:05
go back to taking it. That's not This
2:31:09
is this is the scoop SSR eyes
2:31:11
are usually an option during pregnancy. These
2:31:13
include Silex a Zoloft
2:31:16
Lexapro Prozac wrists include high
2:31:18
pressure high blood pressure for
2:31:20
the pregnant person and Premature
2:31:23
birth these risks are low so
2:31:28
That's basically Obviously
2:31:30
talked to your doctor, but in our situation it
2:31:33
was definitely a good thing. Yeah
2:31:37
And I'm glad that you did Stay
2:31:39
on it And
2:31:42
that you were able to yeah, it's good.
2:31:45
Oh, I want to say this might be the first good Boba
2:31:47
I've ever had And
2:31:49
let me tell you all do I have the same
2:31:51
one as you I think so do we get the
2:31:54
same one? Yeah, it's the same. So
2:31:56
they actually made it good. There's
2:31:59
like no sugar and the actual drink.
2:32:01
It's just like cream and tea. The
2:32:05
Bobas are not very
2:32:07
sweet. If the drink is super sweet
2:32:09
the Bobas tastes like nothing because
2:32:12
it's you know I mean so now that
2:32:14
there's no sugar in this I eat the Boba it's
2:32:17
a little sweet but
2:32:20
so far that's never been done.
2:32:22
Nobody's ever done that. Nobody's
2:32:25
been able to do this before. Very
2:32:28
innovating. This place is good
2:32:30
though. Yeah we should give them a shout out.
2:32:33
It's Sun, Sunrite. Yeah it's actually the
2:32:35
only one that I really like. Me
2:32:37
too. This is my go-to. Sunrite T.
2:32:39
It's called a T studio. It's like...
2:32:49
T University. That's what I do every day.
2:32:51
I take
2:32:53
you guys to T University. T
2:32:55
University for a PhD. Alright that
2:32:58
was amazing. Obviously
2:33:00
we're gonna have a somewhat
2:33:03
of a blowout here. The briefcase was 73%
2:33:05
although I have to say another dimension again.
2:33:07
You should feel proud. You got 27% which
2:33:09
is a really good showing
2:33:11
against what I think is S
2:33:14
tier on next level stuff here.
2:33:16
What are you I just saw a
2:33:18
comment that reminded me that I wanted to mention one
2:33:20
other thing. This person
2:33:23
said I'm an NICU nurse
2:33:26
and sometimes the baby comes out a
2:33:28
little sleepy but they snap out of
2:33:30
it when
2:33:32
the mom takes Lexapro
2:33:34
or whatever you take in. But
2:33:37
I noticed that the nurses said that too.
2:33:39
Yeah I've heard that. I didn't know that
2:33:42
actually or maybe I did and I forgot.
2:33:44
It's not a big deal. It's nothing. So
2:33:49
I don't know maybe it could can sound scary
2:33:52
but that hasn't been like
2:33:54
something. Just listen to your doctor honestly. Talk
2:33:56
to your doctor. That's
2:34:00
all I have to say about that. All
2:34:04
right. Exciting stuff. So we
2:34:06
are halfway through our bracket. All right.
2:34:09
And just want to point out we are at 230,
2:34:11
so we have about an hour left. Let's
2:34:14
zoom through here. Oh,
2:34:17
do you want to quickly promote
2:34:19
the Teddy Fresh print box?
2:34:22
What do I say about that? We
2:34:25
released today this really cool
2:34:27
thing. It's a DIY
2:34:29
screen printing kit. So
2:34:32
if you ever wanted to experiment
2:34:34
with screen printing, this has basically
2:34:36
everything you need. The
2:34:38
instructions, the screen itself,
2:34:40
and plain t-shirts. That's cool.
2:34:43
And for me, I like this idea
2:34:45
a lot because I've done screen printing
2:34:47
in art school and it was super
2:34:49
intimidating and it was like, this is
2:34:51
all water-based so you can do it
2:34:53
at home. To
2:34:56
me, this seems less scary than the kind of stuff
2:34:58
I did at school. It's a good way to learn.
2:35:01
It's difficult though. It's
2:35:04
the kind of thing that takes practice. But
2:35:06
if you're interested in doing it, this is a great way to...
2:35:09
I used to do it with my friends
2:35:11
in middle school and high school to make
2:35:14
shirts. It's very
2:35:16
tricky. It's very tricky. But
2:35:18
it is fun. Once
2:35:21
you have the tools to do it, you can
2:35:23
get creative with it. You can make your own
2:35:25
stencils and do whatever you want with it basically.
2:35:28
I think a lot of famous t-shirt brands started
2:35:30
just from... Yeah. Or not... A
2:35:33
clothing brand. The Rip and Dip guy. He
2:35:35
told us that Ryan... What's
2:35:38
his name? Whatever, Ryan. The
2:35:41
corner. Yeah. He told us he
2:35:43
started with just printing t-shirts. I
2:35:46
also heard that from the Fubu guy. Or
2:35:49
you buy you guy. And
2:35:51
he's huge now. He started by just printing
2:35:54
t-shirts and... The Guy on
2:35:56
Shark Tank? Yeah. Damon John. That's
2:35:58
his big thing was Fubu. Yeah,
2:36:02
and he just started by I think
2:36:04
the brains hustling printed t-shirts. Yeah, I
2:36:06
wouldn't be surprised So
2:36:08
it's a great place to start if you're interested in like
2:36:10
streetwear and stuff So
2:36:13
the screen has a few
2:36:15
graphics that we selected that we thought would
2:36:17
be fun and Yeah,
2:36:30
thank you. Very cool All
2:36:37
right, so we're moving on to Across
2:36:44
the pod verse by
2:36:47
Tals I recognize this name tall skeleton
2:36:49
work We've
2:36:51
seen something from the made a video about us Like
2:36:56
a good essay on us basically
2:36:58
the opposite of what all the haters again Yeah,
2:37:04
what would they do they made a
2:37:06
positive video essay about us yeah, there
2:37:08
only one positive video for real I
2:37:10
remember seeing that. Oh Hold
2:37:13
on. Let me let me find out that this
2:37:15
person so I can suck them off It
2:37:20
was titled the most innovative show
2:37:22
on YouTube. Oh this is the
2:37:24
show Yeah,
2:37:29
the most innovative show on YouTube hey
2:37:31
it did pretty good 200,000 Although
2:37:35
I did other videos have a lot of views. Holy shit
2:37:38
Wow Check
2:37:40
them out. This is tall skeleton Obviously
2:37:45
super smart super insightful and
2:37:49
Probably one of the most clever guys in the world here.
2:37:52
It is across the pod verse by tall skeleton Yeah,
2:38:02
I'm retracing them. I'm
2:38:25
running out of skin, where I'm fucking
2:38:29
with you, Z. Power
2:38:31
Rangers, we're going to go
2:38:33
to my house at 8pm.
2:38:38
Diddy's going to be over
2:38:40
there. Human cigarettes. Well,
2:38:43
what's that? You
2:38:46
need help? Help yourself, you dumb bitch. Enjoy
2:38:50
the fall, idiot. Fuck
2:38:53
you Batman. Oh
2:38:56
fuck your bitch. You
2:38:59
went nothing but a hound dog. Oh,
2:39:02
you going to grab on? No, no. Fuck
2:39:06
you. You're
2:39:08
going back. Oh no,
2:39:12
minicar, I'm on. What the fuck?
2:39:15
This is not a real gun. I'm
2:39:17
going to fuck your mom. I
2:39:19
give up. Sleep
2:39:24
tight, Zilly. I'm
2:39:31
going to fuck your mom. I'm
2:39:39
going to fuck your mom.
2:39:43
I'm going to fuck your mom. I'm
2:39:47
going to fuck your mom. I'm
2:39:50
going to fuck your mom. That
2:39:53
was for your video, right Lena? No.
2:40:00
Oh god damn you look
2:40:02
ugly. No
2:40:10
we can't take that out. It's
2:40:14
pre-made in the morning. Oh
2:40:18
my god. Oh
2:40:25
my god. Why?
2:40:34
Why? It's so beautiful.
2:40:40
It is. It's
2:40:43
so beautiful. It is. It's
2:40:46
like I've... Wow.
2:40:51
Right on. Wow.
2:40:56
Wow. Amazing.
2:41:01
It was a beautiful Odyssey. I mean, you can
2:41:03
tell this guy loves this show. Yeah. And
2:41:07
I love you, Paul Skeleton. Yeah, I recognize
2:41:09
that name, Paul Skeleton. Maybe they were... Oh,
2:41:13
you're doing what I do. Yeah, you're doing it.
2:41:15
You're pulling an AV. And it's
2:41:17
okay because you're in the bathroom. You weren't here. Okay.
2:41:19
We thought we did all that. We
2:41:21
talked about Paul Skeleton. Yeah. One
2:41:25
thing I don't know if the audience... Dan
2:41:27
used to work at CPK. No way. We
2:41:31
talked about Paul Skeleton. He did the... Were
2:41:35
you guys aware of the footage in that edit that
2:41:37
he made though? We recorded that
2:41:39
on a green screen. Oh.
2:41:42
Yeah. Oh,
2:41:45
fuck you, Dan. It's a fun little
2:41:47
fact. That's
2:41:50
really clever. That was
2:41:53
moving, honestly. Yeah, that was beautiful.
2:41:55
Thank you, Paul Skeleton. We love you, man. Yeah.
2:42:00
All right, so tall skeleton. I don't know who's up next but
2:42:02
you have a tough battle ahead of you H3
2:42:05
verse the Alpha verse Oh to universe
2:42:08
by careless Charlie Here
2:42:11
we go No
2:42:17
matter how many times I tap
2:42:19
my ruby red slippers together I
2:42:21
still find myself between these walls I've
2:42:24
gathered you here because the multiverse needs
2:42:27
your help Timelines are being
2:42:29
taken over by masculine. Hold on for
2:42:31
example. Look at what's enough Nathaniel that
2:42:33
they're able to AI it Oh, yeah,
2:42:36
nowadays. You don't need more than a
2:42:38
minute for real. Yeah Wow,
2:42:41
I've not really ever used this software before
2:42:44
11 lives, baby. Okay. Well, but
2:42:47
in timeline 42 Andrew
2:42:49
Tate has become a world-famous gamer
2:42:51
with an exclusive twitch deal But
2:42:54
one of y'all helped me out by going over to
2:42:56
that damn boys timeline and putting them in his place
2:43:00
Thank you My
2:43:25
God faith has been restored like a hibiscus
2:43:28
growing in the cemetery Another
2:43:30
time I need to help check
2:43:33
this one out. We want to y'all
2:43:35
stop the masculine from replacing Eminem Oh
2:44:00
I'm proud of my soul, in juice, on
2:44:02
my boy, I say yo! That
2:44:05
is so cool! It's the year! My
2:44:09
dad and apple pie, Facebook
2:44:12
games and picnics and the lie
2:44:16
Hey guys! My
2:44:20
work and my life, a
2:44:22
prize that only freedom
2:44:24
understands That's
2:44:31
America! That's
2:44:34
America to me! There's
2:44:39
only one more
2:44:42
timeline that needs fixing, and
2:44:44
it's yours. Somebody needs to prevent the
2:44:46
top podcast from being presented by a man with
2:44:49
hot dogs for nipples. I love you! I
2:44:54
love you! I
2:44:59
love you! You
2:45:03
sound beautiful! There's
2:45:06
so many wackos out there that think that
2:45:08
vaccines are you know,
2:45:11
a scam, or they're dangerous. I
2:45:14
apologize. Joe Rogan, 2-1-3. What
2:45:18
the hell? Just
2:45:22
what I thought. Whoever
2:45:26
was coming up couldn't compete with
2:45:28
tall skeleton. This is the first
2:45:30
time I don't know which one
2:45:32
to vote for. No idea. You
2:45:38
throw it up the box, I don't know
2:45:40
who to vote for. So
2:45:42
we have tall skeleton
2:45:44
versus uh, careless
2:45:49
charlie, the alpha verse versus the
2:45:51
pod verse. Fuck. The
2:45:57
pod verse. They
2:46:00
were both kind of like, but how
2:46:02
do I vote this? I don't know what
2:46:04
to do. Well, I gotta tell you the
2:46:06
audience is very divided too. This is definitely
2:46:08
the closest. Let me see. I haven't voted
2:46:10
yet. Big massive dumps.
2:46:13
Oh my god, I don't know what to do. The
2:46:16
second guy had some really creative things
2:46:18
that I've not seen before. Jordan Peterson
2:46:20
doing freestyle battles. That was crazy. And
2:46:25
then you with the America sign really
2:46:28
got me. That crowd
2:46:30
loved that. Oh,
2:46:33
I don't know. Olivia versus
2:46:35
Rogan. That was awesome. It's
2:46:37
tough. The first one had so much detail in
2:46:40
it. Yeah. And then the second one, like Olivia
2:46:42
wasn't even on a green screen there. They keyed
2:46:44
her out of her normal show. It was pretty
2:46:46
good. They're amazing. You
2:46:48
know, I, this
2:46:51
is tough, man. I'm
2:46:53
looking at the vote. I voted. I'm not going to say
2:46:55
for which one, but right now, across
2:46:57
the pod verse, that's
2:47:01
tall skeleton, right? That is the first one.
2:47:04
He's in the lead, but only by a
2:47:06
few points, 54% across the pod verse, 46% alphabers.
2:47:13
This is the closest one. Peter
2:47:15
heads, Peterson heads out there,
2:47:17
get your votes in. If you
2:47:20
believe in clean rooms and lobsters,
2:47:23
I guess. Both
2:47:26
of these had less than a hundred
2:47:28
votes. I was shocked. Well, really? Yeah.
2:47:31
Wow. Yeah. This one here, I noticed
2:47:33
30. There we go. Fine. I
2:47:36
don't know if it's just people are like, I
2:47:38
wonder if people are just like, Oh, they'll, they'll
2:47:41
watch it on the show if it's good. Yeah.
2:47:44
I think that's a little risky. It's
2:47:46
true. It's the way to do it. So
2:47:50
I'll let a few more votes trickle in here, but oh, shit.
2:47:54
Just tightened across the pod verse went down to 53%.
2:47:58
Big mess. a 47%
2:48:02
Wow Wow
2:48:08
And this really so tense At
2:48:12
this moment, I don't know who's gonna win I Don't
2:48:16
know I Just
2:48:19
don't know they call them dumps. They just call
2:48:21
them massive dumps Massive
2:48:23
alright, so if it's not moving by the time
2:48:25
it gets to 6,500, let's say We
2:48:30
will we will move on 53%
2:48:33
across the podverse by tall skeleton
2:48:36
is in the lead fit a
2:48:40
Couple hundred more votes to go and I'm happy
2:48:42
for him cuz you know he because
2:48:44
he bigs us up Right.
2:48:46
Oh, yeah, there's no way the easiest
2:48:49
way to become my best friend is just to be
2:48:51
nice to me That's
2:48:54
all I asked just be nice to me. Isn't that what
2:48:56
everybody wants? Yeah, but like there's
2:48:58
not many people that are nice to me online true,
2:49:00
but to be fair there's not many people I am
2:49:02
nice to online Pretty
2:49:05
much none All
2:49:09
right, let's wrap it up is there's no movement across
2:49:12
the podverse is gonna take it barely
2:49:15
tall skeleton congratulations Session
2:49:19
I cannot believe that
2:49:21
the alpha verse an edit that
2:49:23
good Didn't advance.
2:49:25
That's just the caliber of
2:49:28
skill and quality that
2:49:30
we have here in the audience Before
2:49:36
we move on just quick $5 donation just
2:49:38
came in here I just became a member
2:49:40
again to tell Dan that you know and
2:49:42
he's so fast what the fuck Became
2:49:45
a member again to tell Dan that Ela and Ethan
2:49:47
had a baby if he was wondering why you guys
2:49:49
had some time off Yes,
2:49:52
I was not aware of that Right
2:49:57
I was really frustrated Like
2:50:00
Ethan is getting slacking on the
2:50:02
show. He's so lazy. I know I'm sorry about
2:50:05
that. I should have told you guys. Yeah So,
2:50:08
thank you. I did mention actually I think you were in the bathroom That
2:50:12
you guys had a baby. Yeah, laugh it
2:50:14
all up. I'll see you guys on Drama Alert in a
2:50:16
few years Okay,
2:50:25
I'm kidding I didn't hear I
2:50:27
said laugh it up. I said laugh
2:50:29
it up. I'll see you guys all on Drama Alert in a
2:50:31
few years. I don't get it Remember
2:50:33
that nightmare you had where I was talking shit
2:50:36
on another podcast. Oh Fuck
2:50:38
I forgot about that. I
2:50:40
had a nightmare about AV going on another
2:50:42
podcast. Yeah Yeah,
2:50:45
you were you talked about anything, but you were in the
2:50:47
bathroom. So Okay,
2:50:52
what was I gonna say we're
2:50:54
moving on we're moving on that's what we're gonna say Oh,
2:50:58
I see an entry from the Jersey
2:51:00
lawman how exciting uh-huh he's in this
2:51:02
bracket But
2:51:04
first we have the Zach Lewis Redemption
2:51:07
by Ben likes pie and while we're
2:51:09
on the topic of the Zach Lewis
2:51:11
Redemption Zach Lewis just put out his
2:51:13
first album Second
2:51:15
second album. Yeah, you're in the bathroom
2:51:18
for the first album Yeah That's
2:51:24
Lewis second album you want to plug it down.
2:51:26
Yeah It's
2:51:37
called the flowers will be dead by midnight Show
2:51:42
coming out live at the echo place August
2:51:44
11th. We're doing a special sale this week an
2:51:47
album week tickets are cheap Yeah,
2:51:50
but yeah go stream it Spotify Apple music very proud of
2:51:52
it. Hope you all listen to it. Yeah,
2:51:55
congratulations You
2:51:57
have the distinct title has
2:51:59
been the only musical artist to plug
2:52:01
more than Oliver Trejo. Exactly. No,
2:52:07
but you just, we all love it. We want to
2:52:09
support and we love it. Thank you very much. I
2:52:12
appreciate that. I saw the video posted on Instagram. I
2:52:14
was very happy for you. Thank you.
2:52:16
Thank you. I did everything for it.
2:52:18
I designed the album cover. I produced it. I mixed
2:52:20
it. I planned it. Wow. It's
2:52:23
a beautiful expression. Yeah. A creative
2:52:25
expression. Thank you. Even can you check
2:52:27
the Discord real quick? Yeah. Yeah.
2:52:29
You, Zack, A.B. is doing a good, he
2:52:32
said Zack just released a new album. Oh,
2:52:36
yeah. We just talked about it. Okay. Yeah.
2:52:40
We just talked about it. But I appreciate it. Thank
2:52:43
you. Yeah. Um, we ordered
2:52:45
Boba, A.B. You
2:52:48
did? All right. All
2:52:50
right. Enough. So let's start with the
2:52:53
Zack Lewis Redemption by Ben Likes Pie.
2:52:55
Oh, I like pie. Actually,
2:52:59
actually, I don't. Oh,
2:53:01
that's cool. Actually, I don't. You know, I
2:53:04
don't like pie either. I'm not a pie guy.
2:53:07
I like a good Bunk King. Yeah.
2:53:10
I like cakes better than pies.
2:53:12
Absolutely. Pies are like kind
2:53:14
of weird. What are you people?
2:53:18
I don't understand why it's even a genre.
2:53:20
I'm not a cooked fruit girl. I just
2:53:22
don't want it that I don't want that.
2:53:25
The only pie that I kind of like is
2:53:27
pecan pie. Yep. And
2:53:30
even then I just like the top part. I
2:53:32
like the top where it's like crusty and you have
2:53:34
the candy pecan. But the gooey
2:53:36
inside is like. I
2:53:38
think I have a version to it. Like, did
2:53:41
your mom ever make the hot fruit on like
2:53:43
Passover, Hanukk, or anything? No. Oh,
2:53:45
like where that you boiled the fruit? Yeah. Yes,
2:53:48
my mom makes that. Like grandmother makes that shit
2:53:50
and I'm just like. Boiled
2:53:53
fruit? Yeah. You know
2:53:55
something that your dad used to do that I
2:53:57
thought was so vile? What? It's
2:53:59
all. But people like it. It's not even that
2:54:01
crazy Who
2:54:03
took that photo is that you Lena? Yeah,
2:54:06
and I just I want to give you a heads up
2:54:09
I think while you were gone in the bathroom somebody clogged
2:54:11
the toilet You
2:54:17
want to show this on my screen who
2:54:20
the fuck clogged the toilet yeah again
2:54:26
Thanks for snitching Lena I can see your silhouette on the
2:54:28
wall How do you
2:54:30
know that you don't cuz your Was
2:54:32
loud girl. I would never do
2:54:34
that to you Ethan sure of course. I'm a beautiful
2:54:36
head. I take it back I
2:54:39
was about to mind that oh, yeah, he would it
2:54:42
he would soak almonds and water and
2:54:44
it's not a big deal, right? It's
2:54:47
not gross, but like I like almonds
2:54:49
and this soaked almonds. They
2:54:51
just start nasty So
2:54:54
not that big of a deal really. Thank
2:54:56
you All right
2:54:58
here, I don't know if I would call it nasty, but I get
2:55:00
you It's just way worse.
2:55:03
So you didn't have to put it in water. It's better
2:55:05
without the water There's
2:55:08
an extra step that you don't need to
2:55:10
do all right that closed redemption Was
2:55:13
an ordinary stakeout we were moments
2:55:15
away from nabbing another predator before
2:55:17
the strangest thing happened an unhinged
2:55:20
man actually wandered into the house
2:55:24
Hello at first it seemed the man was
2:55:26
on the side of the predator this guy
2:55:30
Eager to change the man's opinion I
2:55:32
showed him the disgusting chat logs of
2:55:35
the predator The man was finally convinced
2:55:37
and he began to berate the predator
2:55:39
knock it off How
2:55:42
can you do that to me man oddly
2:55:44
who's the guy that's getting Roman
2:55:47
Polanski okay, I see as what he looked
2:55:50
yeah, you think you're right here So he
2:55:52
has so yeah, that's accurate much
2:55:54
zen he frequently forgot I was even
2:55:56
there And
2:56:00
on his way to jail, it was at
2:56:02
this time that the authorities discovered the man
2:56:05
had a warrant out for his arrest One
2:56:08
charge of shitting on a lawn.
2:56:10
The man was promptly arrested. This
2:56:12
man was Zach Lewis Who
2:56:16
are you? Morgan Freeman. I'm
2:56:18
here to do the narration. I'm doing the
2:56:20
narration. We're at the prison section of the
2:56:22
video I'm obligated to narrate
2:56:24
all prison scenes. This is my story.
2:56:26
Don't make me call down the wrath
2:56:28
of God I'm gonna hit you harder
2:56:30
than dad hit Matt Watson. I'm gonna
2:56:32
give you seven seconds before I kick
2:56:34
your ass. Come here Go
2:56:41
on and cry home bitch, okay, let's
2:56:43
get back to it No,
2:56:46
you're not a sketch in
2:56:48
this day and age Shitting on a lawn
2:56:50
was considered by many to be one of the
2:56:52
worst crimes a single person can do Second
2:56:55
only to watching 30 seconds of a
2:56:57
jakeball boxing match on a live podcast
2:57:00
The sound lab began his life of incarceration
2:57:04
The once my show of the sound bites
2:57:06
was forced to bite his tongue as he
2:57:08
endured the sounds of an unforgiving Is
2:57:25
that the Epstein room Or
2:57:28
no that she room have like orange but he
2:57:30
refused to let go of his crime with the
2:57:32
image of uneaten ass in his mind Zach
2:57:35
again planned his escape It
2:57:40
all started with a simple act of rebellion
2:57:50
For every outburst Zachary
2:57:52
was punished, indoor physical
2:57:54
pain, psychological torment
2:57:56
Are you really gonna wear that today?
2:57:59
Sexually coercion. A really
2:58:01
quick game of rock paper scissors and
2:58:04
break it. Knock it off! But a
2:58:06
soul can only kick soul nuts before
2:58:08
it breaks entirely. Knock it off! Zachary
2:58:12
needed his freedom. Digging
2:58:14
a hole through his cell walls, he
2:58:16
escapes. Sarge!
2:58:20
Zachary crawled to freedom from
2:58:22
500 yards of shit smelling
2:58:24
foundness I can't even imagine.
2:58:27
It's coming! Oh
2:58:30
no, part of that! That's
2:58:36
a lot of shit! This
2:58:40
can go on forever, so let's just
2:58:42
skip to the end.
2:58:50
It was in this moment Zachary found himself
2:58:52
in the spot in which he was always
2:58:54
destined to arrive. It was
2:58:57
the only place Zachary truly felt liberated.
2:59:00
It was here where he became alive.
2:59:03
Yeah! Zachary was finally... Fuck
2:59:05
yeah, dude! Wow.
2:59:09
Wonderful. Wonderful. Wow, another banger. Wonderful.
2:59:13
I mean, this is a great game. I'm so happy. I'm
2:59:15
so happy. I'm so happy.
2:59:17
I'm so happy. I'm so happy. I'm so happy.
2:59:20
I'm so happy. I'm so
2:59:22
happy. I'm so happy. I'm so happy. I'm so
2:59:24
happy. Oh, I made it. Truly a
2:59:26
treat, man. Oh, there's one more. Go
2:59:28
for the day? Okay, hold on. This
2:59:30
guy's a long time fan. Whoa, yeah.
2:59:33
That's a classic. This person, out of
2:59:35
no other gender, is a long time
2:59:37
fan. Holy smokes. She started doing these
2:59:39
again. For the outro.
2:59:41
When we were making Ethan and Hila
2:59:43
videos, I just would put a silly
2:59:45
H3 meme at the end. Stop
2:59:48
writing. Yeah. Those were all whole
2:59:50
different... That
2:59:53
was a lifetime ago, man. All the music. They
2:59:56
are, Farah.
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