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Green Screen Tournament 2024

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Green Screen Tournament 2024

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0:00

Wow. then. Hello

0:02

everybody in his

0:04

Friday. Have

0:07

thank God for that! I

0:12

like to thank God on

0:14

Friday! T G I F

0:16

man Shabbat Shalom is so.

0:20

Happy Sabbath Everybody hundred percent

0:23

from F L cause it's

0:25

Passover Pay sauce or make

0:27

everybody happy Holiday. To

0:30

all of our fellow jews and everybody else

0:32

is going to be sitting at a Seder

0:34

and everybody else can logarithmic and doing nothing.

0:38

That's right Ila, this is

0:40

your first episode back or

0:42

one moment. Thank you before

0:44

I forget to hex clad

0:46

and shopify. T

0:49

G I F for them. I

0:51

thank God for Friday's and our

0:53

sponsors. Thank you! You like your

0:55

first episode back. Yeah. Since

0:58

you had a baby, How you doing. Doing

1:01

good and it actually feels really nice

1:04

to get out of house and like

1:06

do something. Work.

1:09

Now. We. Need to get used to

1:11

this. We. Switch style. Yeah.

1:14

What the hell, I'd even think about it. Are.

1:16

Shit is Phillip our whole lives. I

1:18

feel like when we're doing Leith in

1:20

an eel and over yeah, was always

1:22

on that side and doing a dollar

1:24

even is not anymore to New World

1:26

baby. It's a H Three show now.

1:28

I'm on the right. And

1:34

as we know, That's.

1:38

Not the best see because we honor you. Year.

1:41

The best! Thank

1:43

you. You deserve the left the

1:45

anchor. Attract

1:48

people are everybody's talking.

1:51

In the World and our world. Okay

1:53

they're saying. I cannot believe how he

1:55

was recovered and she's a Nor and

1:57

she's walking around and back to work.

2:00

Can I can believe either? The.

2:02

People of So They're just there and

2:04

aghast. I. Am to

2:06

Honestly. I

2:09

don't know what to say, but the thing

2:11

with our bodies can zoom last year by

2:14

on women realize a new you ladies man.

2:16

Men: Out there and you are. You

2:18

better watch. Your wife gave birth and

2:20

then you'll be like to. Thank

2:24

God and on to do that. And then you think

2:26

your wife because you didn't have to do that? That's.

2:29

Right? Didn't even have to have a

2:31

conversation about it. You know, like when

2:33

you're discussing what you want for dinner

2:35

and a gets annoying and it gets

2:38

heated. Imagine if you're like who's getting

2:40

to who's gonna give birth even map

2:42

to have that conversation. I think if

2:44

the common would. Have. Been a thing.

2:47

Couples would not make it soon. We were

2:49

naked or not make it. True.

2:53

Ah, I'm gonna say yes. Oh, we

2:55

talk about the experience and I already did.

2:57

Talk about a little bit. From

2:59

your point of we haven't heard your perspective.

3:01

I do want to say quickly are live

3:03

show tickets are going on sale. Today

3:07

for members. As

3:10

well, thirty will be in thirteen

3:12

minutes and five. Second season on

3:14

my face. Our citizens now and

3:16

prediction wise, I don't think it's

3:19

gonna sell out. It's

3:22

sixty five hundred C thrive not

3:24

quite as a get some as

3:26

sixty one hundred and sixty one

3:29

hundred. Seats sad is insane. That

3:33

is insane. Five thousand

3:35

longer. So I

3:37

want to. I feel

3:39

that I need to sell you

3:41

guys on this incredible saw the

3:43

prices. Could are

3:45

competitive and there's tons of

3:48

tickets for affordable. Prices rise

3:50

and. Yeah, yeah,

3:52

we did our best to I've He Does

3:54

is a vast majority of the tickets you

3:56

know, relatively affordable. It's about the same as

3:58

a was. Awesome! I i one of a

4:00

specific last time cause I couldn't remember exactly

4:03

but I looked it up as more in

4:05

the cheapest tickets or forty dollars. that's obviously

4:07

before sees forty. I'll go sooner that's why

4:09

I'm either that or thirty dollars. so yeah

4:11

the lowest or for a one same one.

4:14

I mean there's snow on I don't make.

4:17

As for forty dollars that I off the

4:19

top my head, I can and exactly rather,

4:21

they're not out of dopamine. They're not out

4:23

there for him or well, they might be

4:25

by I can't They're not. I blog wealth

4:27

in my mind. And

4:30

my heart? There's none out there. Okay, yes,

4:32

that's going up at twelve thirty. Minutes

4:36

away officer we I should have plenty

4:38

so com will be on sale for

4:40

members of this great channel So we

4:42

love so well Ah we have had

4:44

so many members sign us even before

4:46

you alive today a people being anticipating

4:48

on the are like we were and

4:50

was so like one hundred before we

4:52

even when live and I want to

4:54

say this members it has never been

4:56

a better time to be a member.

4:58

We do a Thursday. Episode Just

5:00

for you Guys in the

5:03

Studio which again, it is

5:05

what it is. Yeah,

5:08

A without subscribers. To

5:11

do? What on that are? you miss that? This

5:13

is hot new soundbite of the year. And

5:17

afraid he was interviewing. she does a

5:19

T channel. The. For one one. Of

5:21

them and see was interviewing. Who.

5:26

See: interviewing. Oh. Is it

5:28

was on Daisy. She. Had like

5:30

an exclusive first interview a daisy it

5:32

says and right when daisy was like

5:34

saying something very personal and serious she

5:37

has a sound by ice i was

5:39

in her but a cel mai cause

5:41

he had done subscriber for and except

5:43

doing that the cellphone am so glad.

5:46

You for the gifted Sad. Again, some.

5:49

It's become up and are a fan favorite.

5:53

Right here. But when I want to

5:55

says it's up this wonderful, beautiful, iconic.

5:57

A historic Greek Theatre. During

6:00

the summer about Boy is will

6:02

be such a fantastic fun day!

6:04

I hope that the. That

6:07

we sell enough tickets and I don't

6:09

get embarrassed. Mild.

6:12

My third, we sell. I mean listen.

6:14

Signed a thousand tickets is not as

6:16

good. If we sell five

6:18

thousand or something like that, I be so. I

6:21

don't feel we need to sell out for to be

6:23

an achievement. So.

6:25

I was muted. Not going to

6:28

sell any unless I say this

6:30

last part on. So for members

6:32

for the first twenty four hours

6:34

it'll be password protected Arm I

6:36

have a community post here on

6:38

you tube lined up for the

6:40

only be sense members and just

6:42

a few minutes that contain the

6:44

password. I'll also send it in

6:46

our it's three members discords of

6:48

remember there was also a Thing

6:50

in the Yard podcast announcements channel

6:52

and just disappear or please don't

6:54

share it i'm obviously sauna system.

6:57

But. We're. Trying to keep this

6:59

are exclusive to you and other

7:01

members for the first one flowers

7:03

adolescent whereas is a Smile on

7:05

widely available. I

7:08

see an important question issued on his. Snow.

7:11

Mean Joe Rogan having

7:13

this. Guy. And

7:17

as them. And it's a

7:19

chatter that us what is my lipstick them

7:21

like shatter what he some like a twitch

7:23

streamer. Now I don't know How did you

7:25

graduate as your big time. And

7:29

let me tell you. It.

7:31

Is our lives think like

7:34

we have no old woman

7:36

or hiding. Know you guys have

7:38

listed. On my you have

7:41

all kinds of start at so exciting

7:43

is so exciting of. I'll

7:46

sell you guys this. We've.

7:48

Had a lot of great names

7:50

and. The freaking. Getting.

7:53

And and that nobody days before his

7:55

some no. Fucking. It's

7:58

been harder than naming our child. The

8:00

man so hard because every time we come

8:02

up with a name and were like oh

8:04

this is perfect we we are turning says

8:06

you can't do that yeah we're the I

8:08

do attorneys and then they every day. And.

8:11

It's I don't as it specifically like the

8:13

make of beauty. I'm. Feeling

8:15

that everything already exist and

8:17

his trademark sounds crazy. So.

8:20

You a greater. I think you

8:22

look nice. And kill

8:24

us all have seen guys. Did

8:27

you just give birth like three

8:29

weeks ago. I'd. Say

8:31

what? Saw. That

8:34

and I love none of the

8:37

famous see I know selling I

8:39

love it. Pretty crazy to like

8:41

immediately lose twenty pounds. It

8:43

is crazy. That is how much I lost.

8:46

And I have another twenty to lose. The

8:48

mood that's that's that's pretty serious

8:51

business by the way, guys. I'm

8:53

designing right now on. I

8:55

think you know is that. Instead.

8:57

Of the boys yell at me when I

8:59

chew my nicotine gum. Maybe I said zen.

9:01

Oh don't start them. It

9:05

seems forty of like. Armless,

9:07

like, not that bad and since terrible

9:10

and what where. I.

9:12

Have my whole life of had receding nuns at that

9:15

because of rushing into hard which I've learned not

9:17

to do and yada yada yada. I did read that

9:19

buys makes a great burn Mon a would it will

9:21

be so bad on your gums I just know it

9:23

I know and need somebody to sell mean that that's

9:26

what I read. It can cause receive don't want with

9:28

sitting on it is for me Tell you what

9:30

I want a little I went to an ally

9:32

I just went online know it's it's just a little

9:34

better. get back to where they are. Insane to me

9:36

that you would do that because I have reasoning as

9:38

and I'm doing everything I can to fix it. You

9:41

can't think what I'm not. Like don't grow back,

9:43

you can fix it isn't like guaranteed.

9:45

Also I think eg, the rear ice I

9:48

think my legs i didn't realize they get

9:50

matters how and you how much you use.

9:52

no. No. One then is no

9:54

here in on well I can bryce hard

9:56

Sometimes you know what you are your your

9:58

let the anti. Sean. Oh

10:02

and I definitely am anti undersold year

10:04

that mere year. your him but and

10:06

the exact opposite? Absolutely you. I love

10:08

you but you can't be and a

10:10

half sender and. A.

10:14

May be. Listen, I'm doing a for the

10:16

people though. But.

10:19

I'm right. Nicotine. Long

10:21

as someone says that. Way worse than be

10:23

so noisy. By.

10:26

The sound of you guys don't want.

10:30

To know I gotta say yeah it is. It

10:32

is really a nightmare and you know what the

10:34

person Nasa you can enjoy like during the cold

10:36

water you enjoy biting into for it's a challenge

10:38

or anything math the graph skin and then put

10:40

it either has to do that. Not something. That

10:44

I know. Man on and that was only

10:46

one who this. that's. By.

10:49

The way. Dream

10:52

still has not put that song though. so it's

10:54

hours I think. I think at this point it's

10:56

are saw Yes there is. No

10:59

he hasn't put it out as far

11:01

as I think for people to stop

11:03

calling him a pet or something from

11:05

these are can have as bad pr.

11:08

Yeah about. but it's our song

11:10

now. So even if you sell out

11:13

the Greek promise to come to New

11:15

York. Was. Like I was one got to do

11:17

the other. Do

11:20

a little younger than you or do you

11:22

promise? Know. What

11:24

do you met? Would you want me to come visit

11:26

you? Would you want if I go to do the

11:28

I'm If I go to New York or do Demille

11:30

hey guys doing of doing a meet and greet in

11:32

New York said. Come find

11:34

me. And

11:37

out the viruses. on

11:40

the thing that helped me. Enormously

11:43

is Electric toothbrush.

11:46

Safe. Anybody else is them. With that

11:48

you gotta switch to electric toothbrush because it

11:50

just doesn't. I just don't brush hardware that

11:52

I don't know why. it just doesn't happen.

11:56

my dentist risque me one arm or

11:58

a life changing mia He has like

12:00

a sensitive mode. He told me to use. Yeah. Oral

12:03

B, man. Whenever I find myself, like if we're

12:05

traveling and I didn't bring it and I'm using

12:07

a regular one, I already noticed

12:09

that I do it harder. Yeah. Even with me

12:11

thinking about it and trying to be more aware.

12:17

Well, we have five minutes until the live, so I

12:19

guess we're just putzing around. Let me

12:21

look at the top of the show. Oh yeah, did

12:23

you want to talk about the birth? Yeah, sorry to

12:25

cut you off there. Go ahead. Well,

12:29

we were so prepared this time. We

12:32

were. It's like it went

12:34

pretty much just as I would have hoped

12:36

for. I'm happy about it.

12:39

I was watching it super closely. I started to

12:41

have like contractions here

12:44

and there the few days leading up to

12:46

it. Mm-hmm. But

12:48

I could tell every time because it was like

12:50

irregular. I could tell it wasn't the real thing

12:52

and and

12:56

yeah, then that day that Ethan was

12:58

doing his last show and

13:01

I think you were standing your foot. Right?

13:05

Yeah, the day. Oh, I was canning my right. That

13:07

was the last thing we did. I

13:09

remember that. I kind of started

13:11

to slowly feel stuff happening and

13:14

I took a shower. I remember as you were finishing

13:16

the show and I was like, kind

13:19

of feel like maybe something is happening and then

13:21

I started to feel contractions. And

13:24

so I got this app where you can like track

13:26

it. You can mark every time you

13:28

get one and then you can see how

13:30

frequently you're getting them and I

13:33

noticed that it was getting somewhat regular and

13:36

then I started to panic. I tried calling

13:38

Ethan when I noticed that it was regular and you

13:42

didn't answer but then I knew that you were close

13:44

home. I was driving. We have no reception. Oh, yeah,

13:46

I was on the way. So

13:48

I was like, okay, he's close and I

13:50

just made phone calls. Call your mom to come

13:52

watch the boys. Smart. And as soon as Ethan

13:55

came home, I was like, okay, we're leaving. Get

13:58

back in the car. We gotta go. Oh

14:00

my god, you scared me. Just

14:04

a quick note. I were two minutes

14:06

out, so I'm going to send out

14:08

the members password. Also, I

14:10

will say this. Right now. It also

14:12

goes to a good cause. The crew

14:14

is making the money from the box

14:16

office. It's such a

14:19

good cause. It is a good

14:21

cause. It makes it sound like a special needs.

14:23

It makes it sound like a

14:26

special needs or something Ethan. Please help a

14:28

troubled Zach by my mistake. Essentially, I say

14:30

that just to emphasize what a magnanimous

14:33

boss I am. Right, of course. Okay,

14:35

so I have a public fit two

14:37

members on the YouTube community page as

14:39

well as on the discord. It's up

14:42

and the ticket link should be

14:44

opening in just about two minutes

14:47

here. Dude, um, definitely just ask

14:49

sorry to interrupt everybody. Important question.

14:51

Breaking question. Breaking question. Will the

14:53

makeup be vegan and cruelty-free? Well,

14:56

she said vegan or cruelty-free. It's

14:58

both. And gluten-free

15:00

and everything. Wait, what animal product

15:02

is in makeup? There

15:07

could be stuff to get even like color. Really?

15:11

What animal product? That's weird if there's like

15:13

bacon in your lipstick. What animal

15:15

product? Your

15:18

mind goes to bacon. I

15:20

just hear. Common animal derived ingredients

15:23

found and beauty products include honey,

15:25

beeswax. Do people really care if

15:27

there's honey? Like I feel like yes,

15:29

that's against vegans, but we have a great

15:31

relationship with the bees. Do

15:33

you know what I mean? We love the bees and

15:36

the bees love us. I

15:38

don't know. You know what I mean? We love it. All I know is

15:40

it's a vegan. In terms of how we're

15:42

treat- I feel like isn't save the bees a big

15:44

thing. Yeah, but the

15:46

commercial bee harvesting is like one

15:49

of probably the most symbiotic Oh, love. animal

15:52

products we make. I'm

15:54

sure somebody's gonna be like actually even there's a

15:56

bee genocide happening. Which there

15:58

is. There is. But

16:00

it's not from the bee harvesters if anything they're

16:02

the ones Have

16:04

you ever met dude every time I see a video

16:06

about a bee harvester, too. They're always like super cool

16:08

I Agree

16:10

actually I do know be talk

16:14

I do know There was this

16:16

woman who went viral for like she would go

16:18

and no gloves No nothing and

16:21

she would like Remove the hive but then

16:23

there was drama and it came out that

16:25

like she wasn't doing it well And she

16:27

was actually disturbing the bees and then this

16:29

like incredible other beekeepers

16:31

like gave all the facts. Oh Bee

16:35

keeper drama be talk so anyway lanolin

16:37

is a is an animal product you

16:39

what the fuck is this? Squalling

16:42

is shark liver oil. That's

16:44

disgusting Caramine is crushed

16:47

up beetles. Yeah, that's one that

16:49

made my life from a little

16:51

bit difficult That one okay, you

16:53

can get hot pink Um

16:56

hold on I think we have

16:58

this one alatoin is cow urine

17:01

Swear to God people are putting cow

17:03

urine in their makeup Allantoin

17:06

and also whale vomit Amber

17:09

amber gurus. I think that that one is

17:12

making it. No, I'm not that's a super

17:14

expensive. Yeah It's

17:17

so I just wear God It's

17:20

yeah, it's called uh, they also

17:22

put in placenta of sheep. I'm

17:24

just reading what it says I

17:28

am You don't believe me.

17:31

It says it all right here here Amber

17:34

amber. I don't know how to say it but it

17:38

looks like a whale tonsil stone a Solid

17:42

waxy material produced in the sperm

17:44

whale and also in the

17:46

pygmy sperm whale We're however only

17:48

found in about one to five percent of these

17:51

whales, so it is not a common substance, huh?

17:54

Sometimes it can wash up on the beach

17:56

and people become like super rich from finding

17:58

out dude for real How- a price

18:02

for a chunk. What- that shit smells

18:04

good? Listen to

18:06

this, Hila. Amber-

18:09

Ambergies- Amberg- Ambergies

18:13

is used to make perfume it can sell for thousands of

18:15

dollars per pound. A chunk found in the Canary Island weighed

18:17

21 pounds and sold- could sell for as

18:19

high as $550,000. What? Yeah. That's

18:27

crazy. So there

18:29

it is, but there's not that actually there's not

18:31

that in it. No, but those beetles I um,

18:34

I got beef with the beetles. We're crushing them up and

18:36

we're putting them on our- not crushing them up. No, it's

18:38

vegan and it's uh- Whatever

18:41

else you said. All the good things. Alright,

18:44

it's- 12.30 then. Yeah,

18:49

it is open. I am seeing people saying

18:52

they're having a hard time- not working. Just

18:55

keep trying. Are you serious? Ticketmaster is

18:57

crashing? That is so lame. This

19:00

is literally the era's tour. I'm

19:05

Taylor Swift. Alright, well just

19:07

keep- keep trying there folks. Everybody's saying it doesn't

19:09

work. Dude, come on. What's the point of working

19:12

with Ticketmaster? It's definitely working for some people because

19:14

the- I'm talking

19:16

with our rep right now and the queue

19:18

is filling up. So people are

19:20

getting through. It might just

19:22

be- It's getting overwhelmed, but

19:25

I'm working on it. I'll keep the post. There's 25,000

19:27

people watching right now. It

19:29

worked? Like like 25%

19:31

of that would have to buy a

19:33

ticket. It's not happening. We're not

19:35

gonna sell any. We're

19:37

gonna sell like 3,000. 4,000. We're gonna sell out again. Not

19:43

immediately. I mean 4,000 is pretty good. Before the end of

19:45

the day. Alright, we'll see. You

19:47

guys have more- you guys- You

19:50

guys are so confident. I'll take

19:52

your confidence and put it in

19:54

my soul. We have to sell out for New York. Let's

19:58

see. Is it working? I

20:01

think for some people okay, it's good. Yeah,

20:03

we have a new pearl update. Oh Yeah,

20:07

that's exciting. I

20:09

saw a video for crying and shitting and pissing

20:12

We watched it on the podcast I think because

20:14

her channel got demonetized. Yeah, she erased

20:16

like 20,000 videos because

20:19

Google or YouTube permanently

20:22

demonetized her really for For

20:29

A music career true Should

20:32

I commission her to make a teddy fresh song?

20:34

Yes All right, what do you

20:37

got for me, bro? Oh, it is a song Oh

20:58

She sounds like a whistle tip My

21:03

god Wait, I want the whole

21:05

thing. I don't want to tick-tock. I

21:08

want pearl live This

21:10

is this comes from the tick-tock account diary

21:13

of a free bitch Thank

21:16

you to them, okay pearl

21:18

welcome back Your

21:24

music is really making a difference out there and we love

21:26

that Bucky

21:28

keep you booboo. All right, we

21:30

got the green screen tournament. We

21:33

have some honorable mentions we can kind of go over

21:38

And then we have 16 main entries

21:40

and I'm

21:44

very excited This time there

21:46

was a lot more footage to work with

21:48

which I think Probably

21:51

presented a bigger challenge to

21:53

the contestants Then

21:56

helping them Because it's all I

21:58

Feel that there was an overwhelming amount. A

22:00

footage was shot like two hours worth of

22:02

footage. And so.

22:06

There was a lot more potential, but also a

22:09

lot more work. Ah,

22:11

so I'm very curious to see how these came

22:13

out. Ah, I'm. Very

22:16

exciting at Oh and then if

22:19

we have time will continue their

22:21

everything that happened in Ac Investment

22:23

Oppose on break your Medicine for

22:25

pages on Wednesday. And

22:28

there's like seventeen or something. Some

22:31

sort. You guys

22:33

want to get a lot taste. We have five honorable

22:35

mention that have out and is the birth store and

22:37

on earth which. Is more oh

22:39

sorry. Go ahead. I

22:43

think there's not much to tell. This then amazon

22:46

and very smooth once we went

22:48

there. When. You are we

22:50

wanted. I asked immediately for epidural.

22:53

And. Got to take it this time. they didn't

22:55

kick Mal de some. I watched and he was.

22:57

Ethan was there. I'll. Be honest,

22:59

a media seem like the doctor was

23:01

training somebody how to do it. On.

23:04

You. And was car door.

23:06

It's. I'm. Glad I

23:08

didn't. Fit as I didn't say anything

23:11

is a tad my arm I was

23:13

wiring line aware. There.

23:15

Was lots of poking and like oh

23:17

yes the with epidural an old circles

23:20

I did notice that and or as

23:22

like what is happening there are playing

23:24

operation on your back little man. But.

23:26

I I was mine. I yeah they

23:28

got it in. There is some that

23:30

least like they were taken it seriously.

23:32

I'm Alison, That's how that's how we

23:35

make doctors. Young. Sir.

23:37

Yeah. No, I support the cause

23:39

I guess. Epidural so

23:41

crazy those like a fat fucking needle

23:43

the goes into your spine. We're it

23:46

has to go into your spinal fluid.

23:48

And. You gotta get a during ah

23:50

contractions and they're like or it

23:52

eagerness to say still and not

23:54

move. Thank

23:59

you Act Yeah! Don't Move. Ah

24:01

size to the entering my

24:04

on zen mode and just

24:06

trying to. Not.

24:09

Move and breathe. He took his then.

24:12

Is how. Number

24:14

Know be woken up below the. Family

24:18

Golf. Can

24:20

I ask you something when you're going through the

24:22

birth itself? And

24:25

this you also want to this moment the

24:27

first time, the second of the third time

24:29

was much faster or than the first time.

24:31

But there's a moment towards the end when

24:33

you're almost done and just and you're like

24:35

I can't do it You're like up giving

24:38

up. I mean you didn't never gave up

24:40

a year like I can still light and

24:42

his name is not that much. Because.

24:45

Their legs and are now under pushing

24:47

so hard. You. Gotta put like. With

24:50

everything that you've got and inches still

24:52

like impossible, I almost feel like that

24:54

it's that size and block in your

24:56

head that happens and then you're gonna

24:58

be like, okay, well it's gotta come

25:00

out anyway. So. I gotta

25:02

like. I feel like the

25:05

author that mental block he. come on.

25:08

You've been so good. Just

25:11

took a low p their of. Ever

25:13

since he got nutrition. So good

25:15

isn't Cel Mai Mare said. Ah

25:18

here. Punk. Ass

25:20

and com. Or

25:24

they're gonna say. About that

25:26

moment where it says like i can do

25:29

a must feel wrong to push that our

25:31

because if I was pushing hard I feel

25:33

like I'm gonna. Bust. Some

25:35

know it does the absolutely feels wrong

25:37

right? and like you pushed so hard

25:39

and they're like. More. And

25:41

more. Do it again. Harder This. What

25:44

does it feel like when the baby

25:46

comes out? Or

25:48

the earnings your well drilled at the

25:50

dirt know I still feel pain is

25:53

and wind up and all. Well.

25:57

What's the point of that? It's not as

25:59

bad. as it would have been without It

26:03

kind of feels like Cool

26:09

It feels it feels almost like you're

26:11

becoming like not human for a second cuz

26:13

like a baby vessel

26:16

yeah, oh Brother

26:18

describe it honestly and it all happens so fast

26:20

when the baby comes out then once the baby's

26:22

out It's the biggest relief. It's like okay It's

26:26

nine months of work We

26:28

made it You

26:33

know the first time we gave birth They

26:35

cut the umbilical or I think I did

26:37

the umbilical cord real fast And then they

26:39

take the baby they whisk the baby off

26:42

to like to do like a warming

26:44

station to like check the vitals I

26:47

wonder if there was something that was

26:51

more Unusual, maybe there was

26:53

something weird about Teddy's vitals when he was born

26:56

Maybe I don't because they like whisk them off they

26:58

were in the same room I was normal though when

27:00

I did too did that but

27:02

the third time They baby came

27:04

out and they immediately just handed it to

27:06

you Yeah, and I

27:08

think it's the hospital for policy is different

27:11

because we went to a different hospital this

27:13

time and They asked

27:15

me before they asked do you want

27:17

to do like skin to

27:19

skin and I said yes I

27:21

think I also said the first time with Teddy too

27:23

though. Yeah, but then What

27:26

we learned is that they just put him right on

27:29

me before doing anything as soon as he came out

27:31

They put him on me like for an hour, which

27:33

was nice, which was really nice. Yeah, it was

27:35

actually but Yeah,

27:37

he also peed and pooped on me in

27:40

that hour Which

27:42

is actually really good because that's one of the things

27:44

you're supposed to watch for is like pee and poop

27:46

Yeah, so we immediately like he bees and poops. It

27:49

was really cute though If they

27:51

like lifted him off of me for a second He

27:53

started crying and then the second they put him on

27:55

me. He was calm. So cute. He

27:58

was very. He's been a very. Com baby

28:00

here. Spin. Nice for

28:03

nice I'm I'm so looking

28:05

at Chad, I'm seeing. Some.

28:07

People got it. Some people are saying

28:09

I didn't get it so we were

28:11

saying the site doesn't work. I

28:16

see monkey the same. They're able to get it. now.

28:18

you're a good at. How

28:21

ironic that Ticketmaster is shitting

28:23

the bed more. I feel

28:25

less than this. like small.

28:28

And it's always something isn't that. it seems

28:31

to be working. Now I apologize Again, I'm

28:33

not your.org out. If you are unable to

28:35

get in earlier, there are plenty of available

28:37

land. I'm. Just

28:39

refresh the page is it should be up in a

28:41

shooting at and now I just tested it here and

28:43

as looking good. And

28:46

see lots of people saying they're getting it

28:48

sounds. Like something is sorted

28:50

out a good well I look for

28:52

the scene you guys there's and we

28:55

are a really special fun delightful. They

28:57

all the Super troopers together six thousand

28:59

of us and after the shows downward

29:02

on what we're gonna march. Of

29:05

this is on the mare. And

29:07

we're gonna fees were going to

29:10

peacefully hear that non sitting for

29:12

not doing. We can demand a

29:14

pizza party every Friday that's right

29:16

handed him one of them or.

29:19

Every L A Roselyn Fast

29:21

three Saudis Free sodas for

29:23

every kid. Fuck.

29:26

Yeah over gonna rise. People

29:30

of America we will loss.

29:32

We will march on City

29:34

Hall demanding pizza parties every

29:36

Friday afternoon. Free Saudi pops,

29:38

Every addict. Or now I'm

29:40

doing the intended to defend

29:43

your I dipped era. I

29:45

have alma mater Arab as

29:47

that is he here. Joe

29:49

Brendan interview to do that

29:51

was crazy that blew my

29:53

mind. that in or any

29:55

see yeah. Yeah. yes

29:58

there was a it on

30:00

announced impromptu Joe Biden on

30:02

Howard Stern today. What?

30:04

I was shocked. Why?

30:07

And I was in bed and I heard- You

30:09

rode the sex machine. It was crazy dude. Brandon

30:11

rode the Sibian. I haven't heard

30:14

the whole thing but that guy,

30:16

I gotta tell you, Joe Biden

30:18

has had a really incredible life

30:21

story. Dude he lost a daughter, a

30:23

son, and a wife. I

30:27

didn't know that. What's the common fact wife and

30:29

the daughter parts? You think

30:31

he killed them? That's terrible. How dare

30:33

you. That's terrible. How

30:37

dare you. Good joke. Good joke. It's a joke

30:39

people. Can I give a little PSA to- I'm

30:41

seeing a lot of people in the chat saying

30:43

they still can't figure out where the password is.

30:45

So the

30:47

easiest way to get it, if

30:50

you're a member, is just come

30:52

to the A-Street Podcasts page on

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YouTube and there's a bunch of tabs

30:56

along the top. One of them says community. Click

30:59

that and the most recent post you'll be able

31:01

to see. Only if you're a member it has

31:03

the password right there. So you don't need to

31:06

join the Discord. We just also posted there if

31:08

you happen to be in the Discord. But if

31:10

you're not a member of the Discord and

31:12

you're just a member on YouTube, just go to

31:15

the podcast, A-Street Podcasts channel and

31:17

go to the community tab and you'll find the

31:19

password there. There it is. You

31:22

have time too because the uh

31:24

anyway yeah so there you go.

31:26

Thank you thank you with peace

31:29

and love. So then I

31:31

just want you to know- Also about halfway sold

31:33

out. Halfway sold out?

31:36

Really? Told you guys. The

31:39

most I'm telling you that the

31:41

first half is fast because everybody the wanted

31:43

one is getting one. The

31:50

dogs are playing that's what it sounds like. Ducky

31:53

has mastered the art of

31:55

harassing Alfredo. So

31:58

you said 3,000 are sold? first

32:00

half moves fast they want it

32:03

I've seen this like on Teddy fresh the

32:05

last half the people you know they

32:08

go there's not that many of us

32:10

we'll get them when we get them so I'm

32:12

thinking 4,000 okay well we'll see

32:15

we'll see I mean if it doesn't sell

32:17

out from the members presale that's good for I mean the members

32:20

is just a small percentage of audience that would give

32:23

everybody tomorrow a much

32:25

bigger opportunity to get

32:28

them let's take a look

32:30

at the honorable mentions here we got one

32:32

Lena doesn't understand the compliment battle these

32:36

are honorable mentions that were too good

32:38

not to show you worked so very hard

32:40

and you are so very beautiful are

32:43

you really gonna wear that today like

32:46

you Lena such a wonderful friend

32:48

fuck you get your hair are

32:51

you kidding me right now fuck off

32:53

oh my god

32:55

mom you so

32:58

much I could do this forever people

33:00

shit what do you think you

33:02

are anyway Lena you have such

33:04

a nice circle in your eye you

33:06

stupid dumb bitch nobody even likes

33:09

you knock it off oh my

33:11

god that's not true stop stop

33:17

knock it off knock

33:19

it stop

33:22

stop this is not okay fucking

33:24

pussy oh my god what the

33:26

fuck Oh

33:30

you repulse me you son of

33:32

a bitch this hurt more than anything

33:34

I've ever caught

33:43

my he's gonna fight you live knock

33:46

it off Wow oh my oh

33:48

WT whales Lena what

33:59

the heck man And that is not

34:01

how compliment battles work.

34:03

Literally. It was so out of character. I must

34:05

have been having a bad day. I

34:08

don't know who you were. But

34:10

Olivia, you're just as sweet as always. Oh, thank

34:12

you so much. You as well. Same.

34:14

You're just as sweet as ever. I knew those

34:16

cursing clips would come in handy. That

34:19

would be good. I knew that. Whatever. Here's

34:21

H3 in Baldur's

34:23

Gate, as everybody knows, is

34:26

a game that we all played and enjoyed. I

34:29

played it on hard. I'll have you all know that

34:31

it was too easy for me and I couldn't finish

34:33

it because I'm really that good at video games. Right.

34:36

Wow. Made it about halfway through and said, you know what?

34:39

This is too easy. Wow. It's

34:42

like that. That's badass. Thanks,

34:44

man. Ah.

35:01

Love the pitter patter. H3

35:12

crew in Baldur's Gate is set.

35:14

Aha. Where's

35:18

that baseball bat? Oh, no.

35:20

You took the dark path. Oh, no.

35:23

I'm a ball spawn. Yeah,

35:32

this is very much an evil play through. For

35:35

real. It's

35:42

all in chronological order. No, it is. You'll

35:45

see, this is basically the whole plot of the game.

35:47

Condensed down on the too many. That's pretty good. Yeah,

35:50

so it looks like did we kill the

35:53

grove? We killed all the druids. We just

35:55

stole their sacred icons. We're doing

35:57

a whole evil play through. Yeah. Ab

36:00

all at the don't have that romance.

36:02

I don't wanna say this because it's

36:04

awkward a be basing I think she's

36:06

India. Or

36:10

know we have left the party

36:12

lab. So I. Can

36:15

be the bad stuff. Oh.

36:27

Oh minutes about Thursday. Final

36:30

Categorize again. This

36:35

right here. In his. Mother's

36:40

side post our members are you might be

36:42

of ah ha ha. Ha

36:45

no not. was. Social.

36:58

And year on average

37:00

on as say ah.

37:04

Air though they. Swarm.

37:11

He says what a nice. And

37:14

a nicer experience that was.

37:20

That was a fun game. You

37:24

know this isn't not going to make an expansion. I

37:26

thought that will. I? really yeah they said we're not

37:28

doing it with the game is done, were moving on

37:31

or my. they had some ah. Some.

37:33

Issues with the owner of thy p. My.

37:36

The licensing. And while it's

37:38

a mess that up like the most the was

37:40

like such a huge game. With.

37:42

There's a The Coast is kind of

37:44

or legendarily poorly run company so they

37:46

want me to sit on much money.

37:48

I know I'm enough and I wanted

37:51

I want knew everybody wants it of

37:53

course. I do.

37:55

People make smart people make mods with like

37:57

new. Acts and Stuff or and is

37:59

a Not. I think

38:01

that they promised that they are gonna release tools to do

38:03

that, but it's not out yet But

38:05

at some point I think that people will be able to

38:08

make like their own custom I would pay for like if

38:10

people because people make crazy content. I know I would pay

38:12

for it. You know Take

38:14

my money All

38:17

right Here is a

38:19

I love these. Thank you to rocket grunt

38:21

94 for the anime intro

38:23

Um These

38:28

aren't even in the final and I love them

38:31

these are only honorable mentions They were too good

38:33

not to include but i'm telling you the cream

38:36

Like I said last time we did

38:38

32 this time. It's 16 So

38:43

this is every one of these

38:45

is coming hard Let's

38:48

go So

39:03

What's this about like are we in high school and we're doing

39:05

a podcast or something I think we're I

39:07

think we're in high school together and I think

39:09

at some point we also battle some sort of

39:11

interdimensional month, of course Of course, yeah

39:16

Hi, this is the plot of every anime hi i'm

39:18

just an average high school kid Yeah

39:24

It's kind of crazy how that literally is the

39:26

plot of every single one yeah Uh-oh

39:45

I mean it's all been checked right? Yeah. Oh

39:48

you're saying did they make it? Yeah Maybe

39:52

they got some help I've been listening to the work

39:54

Yeah song

40:00

yeah I think that they made the song

40:02

yeah no the lyrics are all about us

40:04

wait that's crazy yeah I didn't notice the

40:07

first wow oh

40:14

that's literally the beginning of you guys

40:18

there is he's going yeah

40:20

hi I'm just

40:29

an average high school kid and so

40:31

demons invaded malls gymnasium and

40:33

then they wanted they offered to play us

40:36

volleyball and we had to battle demons to

40:38

see who was the best volleyball team to

40:40

vanquish them from earth literally

40:42

the plot of every anime and I

40:45

love anime don't get me wrong hi

40:52

I'm just a high school kid until I

40:54

accidentally stepped into an altered dimension in the

40:56

bathroom and then I had to fight interventional

40:58

demons to save the world and

41:05

then your mom gets in danger somehow

41:08

but your home what about

41:10

my mom you got to save a

41:12

family member she's hanging the anime to

41:15

the mom in the plot yeah

41:17

it's a grandpa or a mom

41:19

yeah yeah that's easy hi

41:22

I'm just an average high school kid until

41:26

this thing happened and

41:30

now I shoot ice for my ass let's

41:35

see we have got to do our sponsors but let's

41:38

there's two more let's just finish the honorable mentions we'll

41:40

thank our sponsors and we'll get to the the

41:43

main course here thank

41:45

you to did

41:47

I shut up the last person I want to

41:49

yeah it was grunt rocket grunt

41:52

94 of

41:54

that new guys mission GTA 5 that's

41:56

exciting thank you to

42:00

Though. You'll ordeal

42:02

the great. Of

42:06

Allah game. Uses

42:09

few months as eighty seven am.

42:18

Going on. High profile. where's my money?

42:20

you think damn thing I know And.

42:26

I will that easier muslims

42:28

event. Happening.

42:36

There were diary gum. That

42:40

doesn't know. What

42:44

is happening with us? Out

42:47

a new another was just. Some

42:51

you got the armored groomer. Same

43:07

as the vehicle versus

43:09

his. Own

43:13

know how we got a little have.

43:19

Said. I

43:24

know the way to go. Ace

43:49

through podcast Hugs and We

43:52

death. Mary

43:56

and I'm in a reply miles long.

44:00

I love that very that was great. Thank

44:02

you to mouth off super

44:05

fun and You

44:07

know, sorry Jay Leno about that. Also,

44:10

apparently we killed mobility Mary as well,

44:12

which is sad We're

44:15

going from Baladour's gate to

44:17

Rune scape and our final honorable mention

44:21

Brought to you by Adrian

44:24

g-13 I've

44:29

never played a roomscape, but it

44:31

always looked interesting to me. I have grown

44:33

up with my man. You did? Yeah, okay Dan

44:46

is really fake. Okay, Dan is being a good

44:48

Rune scape player You're

44:51

fighting my You're

44:55

even paying I'll

45:10

be honest. It does look super fun. I love these

45:12

kind of games. We just killed rat Dragons

45:17

I Was always

45:19

aware of Rune scape, but I never really got

45:21

into it myself. No, I feel like it at

45:23

the time Yeah at the time of place was

45:25

probably so good. Yeah Well,

45:28

we were both it was around a bit

45:30

like the same time and as ever quest which

45:32

was the one that you ever quest Was way

45:34

we were sucked in that was It

45:37

doesn't look as cool. They're Doing

45:40

to you What is

45:42

so I'm I'm getting notes

45:44

that the full version of this is eight minutes long

45:48

And this guy put a ton of work

45:50

into it, but it is very very long

45:54

Quiet we're in a workplace dude. What

45:56

do you think you're doing? They're fucking

45:59

horrible, man You shittier. Knock

46:01

it off! You're

46:08

a pulse me, you son of a bitch. I

46:11

have no idea what the game length is for.

46:14

For fighting somebody, you're just like, knock it off.

46:16

Mm-hmm. Hey, what? Knock it off, bucko.

46:20

Hey, girl. Ooh. She got a... GRASS!

46:24

Hey there. Oh.

46:27

And you got your head all the way

46:29

up it. Guys! Hi,

46:31

everybody. Back in the day, you would be like,

46:33

she's hot as fuck. Girl,

46:35

I see you. Oh, I love you. She

46:39

is pretty sculpted. Big guy? Oh, fuck.

46:51

Oh, we're in the desert. Is there desert levels

46:54

in RuneScape? That's cool. Oh,

46:58

that's great. I didn't even think about that. Oh,

47:01

yeah. Aby's the sandworm and I'm riding him. Wait,

47:03

that looks pretty good, actually. Zach's

47:08

fighting a little devil. I

47:12

don't think this happens to you, Dan. Does it work? I

47:14

still have dreams about EverQuest. You

47:16

have dreams about it? Like, I

47:18

dream... I think I had a dream last night,

47:21

where I'm part of like an MMO and it's

47:23

so... I'm so engaged and deep in a dungeon

47:25

with my gang. And

47:28

it's so fun. I wish I could go back. I

47:31

wish we could go back. I know what you're saying. I played

47:33

WoW when I was a kid. I dream about it, so... Do

47:38

you dream about WoW? Yeah. This

47:44

looks like a difficult zone. Alright,

47:47

so as I understand it, it kind of just... You

47:51

got the idea. So thank you to... AdrianG13,

47:54

if you want to watch the whole thing, it's here

47:56

on the subreddit, h3podcast, Runescape. Oh, right. This is the

47:59

abridged... Right, this is

48:02

the abridged one and it's five minutes, but

48:04

very good There's a lot of new

48:06

fans in our audience that everybody's talking about

48:08

I'll be honest I kind of want to

48:10

play it. It's made me want to play roomscape I

48:13

want to play this version of it though with

48:15

me in it and you Alright,

48:23

so I'm gonna thank our sponsors and then we'll

48:25

get into the final

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alright, so it's time. how

55:38

are the ticket sales going? guys,

55:48

we are checking in. we

55:51

are seeing what

55:53

is the status? oh, Gabe is here. Gabe,

55:56

how are you, buddy? Nice

56:00

beer. What car are you in that looks

56:02

that looks sick? We're in a Tesla,

56:04

baby My

56:07

nephew's nickname is birthday party in Vegas, baby.

56:09

Whoa, fuck yeah, fuck yeah Is

56:12

that your car Gabe? Friend

56:15

then it says oh that dude. I

56:17

never seen the wheel like that wheels

56:19

is nice. Fuck yes. It's futuristic, baby

56:23

Fridays for the future, baby And

56:27

congrats on your son son baby.

56:29

Oh, thank you That

56:35

what are you doing in Vegas? My

56:38

nephew's birthday happy 25th birthday

56:40

for my nephew's knick-knick, baby

56:48

What are you guys gonna get into in Vegas you guys

56:50

gonna get into trouble Who

56:52

hopefully not just having fun. Just

56:54

having fun You

56:56

gamble No, I

56:58

don't gamble. I'm just there for

57:00

the vibes. Nice there for the vibes the vibes

57:02

are good in Bogle And

57:11

we get a weekend one was cold and freezing

57:13

and windy weekend two is just like 90s and

57:15

fine Nice

57:19

Gabe. Fuck that baby. And

57:22

and are you have your own room? Are you sharing?

57:25

I think I have my own room and

57:27

maybe I'll share with somebody

57:29

who wants it. Oh, you're oh, that's

57:32

nice That you're such a good man.

57:34

Yeah, I gave let me ask you a question Can

57:37

I ask you a question? Sure, if somebody

57:39

if you offer somebody hey you can stay

57:41

with me Now are

57:43

you gonna have a double room with

57:45

two queen beds or one king bed? So

57:55

if somebody comes in and they sleep in your

57:57

queen bed and then when you're checking out you

58:00

find out oh they took some

58:02

shit from the the minibar

58:05

they took some chips some water maybe

58:07

a tiny little thing of alcohol may and the

58:10

bill is like 50 bucks they spot

58:12

what do you what do we what do you do

58:14

do you do you bring it up or do you

58:16

let it slide yeah okay then they're like what about

58:18

this Gabe they're like

58:26

I didn't take anything it

58:28

was you I know the person here

58:31

right don't you rule

58:35

don't turn the TV on at night

58:37

when I'm sleeping oh

58:40

right I can't sleep with the TV

58:43

on really are you anti mini

58:45

bar or do you let the minibar be or

58:47

do you enjoy it I

58:50

just let the mini of our feet I don't drink

58:52

alcohol at much well they have snacks and stuff yeah

58:54

like I mean yeah yeah it's pretty

58:56

it's pretty cut throat

59:00

growing up my dad I

59:02

come from a very cheap

59:05

household and the minibar

59:08

was strictly strictly taboo

59:12

if you you know I mean like you're you

59:14

got to be out of your goddamn mind if

59:17

you're thinking about swiping some M&M's or some shit

59:19

from that well they upcharge I feel like it

59:21

is it is insane but

59:23

later in my life I'm happy to say

59:26

Gabe that I am I'm now

59:28

an enjoyer of minibars yeah

59:31

I've arrived you

59:33

have the marker that says you're doing good

59:35

you're doing good yeah I've never

59:37

tried the snacks at the minibar prior to Vegas but

59:40

I knew it on your card and I tried it

59:42

and it was so they were amazing they were so

59:44

they weren't normal gummy bears I was gonna say I

59:46

noticed some of you enjoyed your thank

59:48

you so much and some room service

59:51

to I know you guys got made

59:53

yourself comfortable but yeah the

59:55

minibar snacks I got it I gotta admit

59:57

sometimes they're pretty damn compelling I

1:00:00

wish. I wish I'd tied it. Chuff or a tard. Mitty

1:00:02

bar snack right here, baby. Blake

1:00:04

calls it. There you go. Double stuff.

1:00:08

That's what I'm gonna do to your mom. What?

1:00:10

No! Just kidding. I

1:00:13

love you, mom. The sweat to the bone of my heart. No!

1:00:16

Um, love's like, I'm gonna respect

1:00:19

Ethan and not take all this. A.B. is

1:00:21

like... Oh

1:00:23

yeah, no, I was saying. I was saying, you guys were welcome. I was asking

1:00:25

them if they'd bring up more so I could take home with me in the

1:00:27

suitcase. I'm kidding.

1:00:29

You guys were welcome. I believe I even told

1:00:31

you guys to go over there. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I did take our

1:00:33

coke. That coke. Oh, okay.

1:00:36

There you go. Yeah. There's my snacks

1:00:38

right there. Fuck yeah, baby. No

1:00:40

mini bar equal pour. I mean, yeah. I

1:00:45

guess so. Alright,

1:00:48

Gabe. Well, um... Are you still

1:00:50

on the road? It looks like you have some driving left to do. No!

1:00:53

We're just stopping at the resort,

1:00:55

baby. Red rock. Oh,

1:00:57

you're in Vegas. Red rock, you know? Yeah, we're in

1:01:00

Vegas. We're just outside the

1:01:02

parking, baby. So Red Rock

1:01:04

isn't on the strip, right? That's like, I... My

1:01:06

parents used to live in... That's right on

1:01:08

Summerlin. Yeah, my parents used to live in

1:01:10

Summerlin. Oh yeah, we went to the next

1:01:13

one there. I love Summerlin. So, it's actually

1:01:15

interesting. So Summerlin, it's like probably 30,

1:01:17

45 minutes from the strip. Yeah.

1:01:19

In the outskirts. It's a nice part of

1:01:21

town, but it looks like you're on Mars.

1:01:23

I mean, it's desolate. But there's

1:01:25

this one resort, Red Rock,

1:01:27

there that's super nice. And

1:01:30

they got all the amenities of like a five star...

1:01:32

It is a five star hotel, but it's

1:01:34

way cheaper. So

1:01:36

you can have like all the enjoyment of

1:01:39

Vegas in the Red Rock Resort. They got

1:01:41

the buffets, the casinos, the poker, the shows,

1:01:43

the clubs. They got everything there. So,

1:01:47

it's a really good option for people who are

1:01:49

traveling to Vegas. So

1:01:52

good job there, Red Rock, Gabe. It

1:01:56

was years ago, but I remember loving

1:01:58

the buffet there. When

1:02:00

we were staying with my parents we would go to the Red

1:02:02

Rock buffet. Any plans for

1:02:05

a buffet Gabe? Wooo!

1:02:07

Some steak, some chicken,

1:02:09

fuck. Yeah, fuck baby. Alright

1:02:13

man, well, tell Nick Nick happy birthday from

1:02:15

all of us. And

1:02:19

I hope you guys have a fantastic

1:02:21

uh, trip there, okay? Yeah. Stay out

1:02:23

of trouble you kids. Wooo! Wooo!

1:02:27

Wooo! Sorry,

1:02:30

sorry baby. I don't want to

1:02:32

do it right later. Whatever

1:02:34

happens in Vegas, stays in

1:02:37

Vegas. Hopefully, not me. Hopefully

1:02:40

not uh... Wooo!

1:02:45

You don't want to stay in Vegas forever. Yeah,

1:02:48

that was good. Hopefully

1:02:51

not the uh... Wooo!

1:02:53

We'd come and find you Gabe, like the

1:02:55

hangover. We'd come find you if you got

1:02:58

lost. To be honest, it was so much

1:03:00

fun when we went. I want to go again. Yeah. Same.

1:03:03

It was so fun. So fun. We do need to go and

1:03:06

now I can drink. Right?

1:03:09

Oh. Wooo! The whistle goes... Wooo!

1:03:13

The whistle goes... Wooo! Wait,

1:03:16

Zach, do you have the one where he goes... Wooo!

1:03:18

That's my fave. I'm fine. Yeah,

1:03:21

he goes, the whistle goes... Wooo! Wooo!

1:03:23

That's the one you need. Wooo! Alright Gabe,

1:03:25

listen. You have whistle tips on your car? Wooo!

1:03:29

Wooo! No chips. Oh. No

1:03:32

whiskers. Let me know. I can add them.

1:03:35

I know a guy. Alright

1:03:37

Gabe, have fun okay? Have fun. Be safe.

1:03:39

We love you. Have a great week and each end you're

1:03:42

the best. I miss you. I miss you too

1:03:44

buddy. Looking forward to seeing

1:03:46

you soon alright? Be good. Alright,

1:03:48

the best. Alright, you're the best. Wooo! Wooo!

1:03:52

Wooo! You

1:04:18

You were good good, I love it

1:04:20

that was a good one which been a while so it felt

1:04:22

it felt fresh So those are good.

1:04:25

I mean this podcast really it's not even

1:04:27

podcast this show This is show material. This

1:04:29

is so avant-garde what podcast I mean for

1:04:31

real gonna sit there a minute of dead

1:04:33

air Alright

1:04:36

gave have fun. Okay, take care All

1:04:39

right, I'm jealous go enjoy yourself whoo-woo

1:04:43

Who oh somebody says we can do

1:04:45

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1:04:48

it's like work related then it's like but it

1:04:51

would be when we just be working the whole

1:04:53

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1:04:55

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1:04:57

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1:04:59

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1:05:01

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1:05:04

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1:05:06

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1:05:09

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1:05:11

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1:05:14

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1:05:16

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1:05:19

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1:05:22

guys remember this it was a reality show I think

1:05:25

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1:05:27

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1:05:29

took his entire life savings you remember

1:05:32

this Dan. I have seen it He's

1:05:34

an entire life savings of like I

1:05:37

don't know like five hundred thousand dollars, and this was

1:05:39

like in the 2000s So that's I mean that's

1:05:42

more money than it's worth today And

1:05:44

the whole premise is just that he goes and puts

1:05:46

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1:05:48

on black Really that's

1:05:50

the ball show I see the clip

1:05:52

when I and he won He

1:05:56

won. Oh my god. Yeah sounds like a

1:05:58

really good show It was just. One

1:06:00

on Saturday was just this once psycho dude

1:06:02

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1:06:04

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1:06:07

I j gambler. I'll tell you what, he's

1:06:09

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1:06:11

Was the so as he like maybe like

1:06:13

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1:06:15

lot there was. You know how they do it as

1:06:17

they held up the others we had or kinds of

1:06:20

his time wasting and his notes back then? There's no

1:06:22

fast forward. Right? So true. Know

1:06:24

and like Kiva wasn't even really there yet.

1:06:26

No one. Else. We

1:06:30

should go red rock say one and going to

1:06:32

go and then put on the earnings of the

1:06:34

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1:06:36

money saw be like the thing I don't volume on your

1:06:38

block. As for you of them. Have

1:06:41

you visited blocked? Know. In

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Rome Zoc. Not.

1:06:47

True. Or if the so let's get

1:06:49

into the the main event hair how

1:06:52

the ticket sales you have an update.

1:06:54

I was right right, nothing's moving. Yeah,

1:06:57

we always thought about thirty. Thirty

1:07:00

Thirty tickets? Yeah, I know

1:07:02

at the same. Oh

1:07:05

thank you I will. About ah

1:07:07

I think we're at about four

1:07:09

thousand. oh phone company whose what

1:07:11

not address as that's what I

1:07:13

call a day for. Okay okay

1:07:15

so on and. Is

1:07:18

going to the generalize the right thing?

1:07:20

I don't think some. People

1:07:23

are still at work. What is the

1:07:25

total and of take this but six

1:07:28

thousand one hundred ish someone somewhere around

1:07:30

there I sip. you know what I'm

1:07:32

looking at. This all wrong for thousand

1:07:34

people came under I'm as a mean

1:07:37

what we're past workable. The was set

1:07:39

set already. so many people. And

1:07:42

I'm so grateful All you guys for

1:07:44

believe in in us and for wanting

1:07:46

to come out and. Spend the evening

1:07:48

with us. Very

1:07:50

exciting that can be insane.

1:07:53

The through Cedar lesson or

1:07:55

avon. yeah

1:07:58

one bad thing about doing the Is

1:08:01

that because they're this is like a big-time

1:08:03

venue that like, you know Host

1:08:06

famous bands and shit. Yeah,

1:08:08

they they're super strict

1:08:10

about stuff Like we can't we

1:08:12

can't play like copyrighted music right

1:08:14

also like I can't do

1:08:17

anything dangerous Well,

1:08:23

what about t-shirt cannon I

1:08:26

What if I blasted the front stage in the

1:08:29

face with a t-shirt? Yeah, you think that

1:08:31

I would blame that on the Greek. Yeah

1:08:34

The Greek the Greek made me do it Yeah,

1:08:38

it's so bizarre to me that it's outside. So

1:08:40

cool in my head. You can't do anything outside

1:08:43

Mm-hmm cuz it'll rain it has a chance

1:08:45

to rain but what's summer day. Yeah, yeah

1:08:48

No, that's that's what I pretty much never I don't

1:08:50

think I saw my first concert at the Greek. So

1:08:52

this will be a cool experience Who'd

1:08:55

you see Robert plant? Oh,

1:08:57

that's cool. Dang Robert plant. I mean, yeah,

1:08:59

we showed it before but is a

1:09:02

gorgeous Amazing

1:09:04

venue, I can't believe that we're actually gonna do this

1:09:08

We saw a Mac DeMarco there. We

1:09:10

saw logic there. I saw

1:09:12

a video of Olivia Rodrigo Like

1:09:15

last week where she's standing on the Greek stage and

1:09:18

she's like I used to take acting classes up there

1:09:20

And I pointed to this theater when I was a

1:09:22

kid and I said I'm gonna perform there one day

1:09:24

She was crying when she said it. She's like

1:09:26

everybody for making my dream Oh

1:09:30

my god, maybe I should just rip

1:09:32

hers her speech off Dream

1:09:38

that I would sell out this show. I

1:09:40

never even thought about the Greek. Honestly when I was a

1:09:42

kid, I had no ambition I

1:09:45

mean, I hadn't dream of nothing.

1:09:48

I'm still dreaming. The same thing ever quest Pretty

1:09:56

amazing though. Okay, this is exciting We

1:10:00

can I feel that I can already I can

1:10:02

exhale and I'm gonna call it. It's already a

1:10:05

dub. Yeah, 100% Thank you.

1:10:07

It's a fat. W fat.

1:10:09

W Yeah, all

1:10:11

right good So

1:10:14

let's get in people are working right now like

1:10:16

Olivia said so give it time I

1:10:18

just hope my boss doesn't ask why I was

1:10:20

gone for so long while trying to refresh. Oh

1:10:22

god dang man Fuck your boss Rebecca. How about

1:10:24

that? Quit quit

1:10:27

right now Spitting his

1:10:29

face. Well, hold on though. Do you

1:10:31

if you need the money to for the show then stay? Oh Obviously

1:10:35

that takes president that that

1:10:39

I'll reform my non copyrighted music from my

1:10:41

new album plastic project for the family. Is

1:10:43

that a real plug? slick

1:10:49

Hate dies love arrives July 15th.

1:10:51

Don't fucking curse me like that.

1:10:53

Wait, what's the name of Fusi's event? They got

1:10:58

What? We

1:11:01

have to honor that some oh my god, we do

1:11:03

you know what I forgot to mention Drake's gonna perform

1:11:06

at all. Yeah That

1:11:09

would help sell here I'm on the phone with

1:11:11

him right now. What's up, man? Is he gonna

1:11:14

do that and eat on you're coming cool. Thank

1:11:16

you Anita max ween. I need a max win

1:11:18

will be there Yeah,

1:11:21

I actually went to his house. I

1:11:23

stalked him I went in through the doggy

1:11:25

door and I whispered in his ear when he was

1:11:27

sleeping Will you come

1:11:29

to our show at the Greek and he mumbled in his

1:11:31

sleep? Yes So

1:11:34

he'll be there for sure. Oh Drake

1:11:37

you're calling me back already. No,

1:11:39

no, please. I know

1:11:41

people I know you're excited But what they'll

1:11:43

see you on June 28th at the Greek

1:11:46

theater. That's where people will see you It's

1:11:48

great to hear from you, man You're

1:11:51

welcome. Yeah, I understand you're welcome for this

1:11:53

opportunity right? Yes. Yeah, you're well. It's

1:11:55

a big deal. So Can

1:11:57

I Get a reading on the room here about? Mike

1:12:00

Bobo. Oh are

1:12:02

you know and the I suspect buying

1:12:05

buying I so and i go by

1:12:07

as and say well why i my

1:12:09

aim of so but i'm racist against

1:12:11

bobo in bed bugs and we did

1:12:13

toward on an anti bio but. As

1:12:17

far as two orders, Of

1:12:21

food and baba yeah, topic is

1:12:23

now brazen. Always Amazon!

1:12:25

We're celebrating me back. He

1:12:32

soon degrees during the great

1:12:34

of yeah and potentially going

1:12:36

back the Vegas before submitting

1:12:38

an hour. Don't have a

1:12:40

guess, we're celebrating a celebrated

1:12:42

new Vegas sensibility. Huge! Ah

1:12:44

be mobile baby baby ppp

1:12:46

These okay air wherever he

1:12:48

goes on sale would have

1:12:51

you on that. Same.

1:12:54

The Bobo for the Moma. Color.

1:12:58

Capella so figuring dubious about

1:13:01

besides that of Bilbao about

1:13:03

the bow bow on. I'm.

1:13:06

Not super hungry to be honest. Oh

1:13:08

I like the way later he was the boys at

1:13:11

home. That's true. You gonna cook for them? stay? Beautiful

1:13:15

revise. Sons. Of

1:13:17

Saddam. That's

1:13:19

the one I could treat it as as an

1:13:22

island. not as bad so it's like pretty does.

1:13:24

I've been dreaming about the it's a ribeye that

1:13:26

someone you want but ago love. You

1:13:29

know, bread? And. as my nerves

1:13:32

really mess. When did you like your

1:13:34

less mother? He did. Know when

1:13:36

when you. You have

1:13:38

mine because I mixed it. I

1:13:42

don't remember and think I have a

1:13:44

weird memory. I'm I don't like the

1:13:46

actual abobo. There's too many of them.

1:13:49

Too much by a talk. And

1:13:52

it just feels like little com me balls. Okay,

1:13:54

stop. know that

1:13:56

too vulgar say they're just do a

1:13:58

little worse off wrong I feel like that's

1:14:01

not them that's not what they get their gooey

1:14:03

little nuts and

1:14:07

they don't have a lot of flavor but they're good well

1:14:09

you can get it doesn't have to be like

1:14:11

the Boba pearls you could there's popping Boba

1:14:14

jellies I don't

1:14:16

like the jelly I tried that was the first

1:14:18

thing you said Lina popping Boba

1:14:22

you bite into and it burst with them

1:14:24

what look like dude I had literally

1:14:28

last week and they just in

1:14:31

your mouth is it good? no

1:14:33

it's funny though it's good but it's sweet and I

1:14:36

don't know if you like to see it it's like

1:14:38

juice inside he doesn't like this yeah

1:14:41

I don't like super sweet okay I'll get a

1:14:43

Boba whatever I don't know somebody in the chat

1:14:45

said they get double the Boba I know

1:14:48

people love the Boba that's what I'm saying I'm just not one of you

1:14:50

I you know what I mean

1:14:52

I tried to convert there's

1:14:56

another person remembering that you drank my

1:14:58

Boba so whatever you gotta

1:15:00

get me I guess extra

1:15:03

cummy even

1:15:06

is so wrong about Boba I know I stand

1:15:08

alone against

1:15:11

a crowd of dissenters

1:15:14

I stand before you crucify

1:15:17

me I don't like

1:15:19

Boba pin me up I will

1:15:21

die I think

1:15:23

I'm with you on that thank you that's

1:15:26

my boy who else is with me Drake

1:15:28

I'm with you why are you calling me

1:15:30

again really oh you're not coming now because

1:15:32

of what he's coming with me I need

1:15:34

to know

1:15:43

what Ian think Dan must have broken his phone

1:15:45

Ian thoughts on Boba I'm with you

1:15:53

I'm anti-bow I don't like

1:16:00

drinking food Right

1:16:02

as a line against drinking weight. You guys

1:16:04

are at most L take I've you heard

1:16:06

they're actually outnumbered I'm yeah, I could what

1:16:09

does make all dog You

1:16:11

like Boba He

1:16:16

said he likes it from one spot only Sounds

1:16:20

undecided particular time. I

1:16:23

don't get off the fence Nate. Yeah, it sounds

1:16:26

like fence-sitting He

1:16:28

likes both love that Nate said yes, we

1:16:31

don't want we don't follow a fence sitting in this

1:16:34

Studio, you know, I love when people don't like what

1:16:36

I like cuz that means more for me Not

1:16:39

really though Cuz when you go in there that's

1:16:41

part of the reason I don't even like it

1:16:43

is cuz when you go in there There's like

1:16:45

a thousand people fighting Elbowing screaming throwing their money

1:16:47

at the cashier just for the chance to taste

1:16:50

some beautiful little balls You

1:16:55

know what I mean? Whatever

1:16:57

you get all get well anti boba.

1:17:00

It's what do you guys want? I'm

1:17:02

cool, brother. I got my zen I'm chipping though I'm

1:17:09

gonna have to talk to your dentist The

1:17:12

dentist what I'm pretty sure the bent is

1:17:14

gonna have the bent is The

1:17:16

dentist is gonna have something to say about drinking boba No

1:17:20

sugar. Yes drink going through every single

1:17:22

pour not squishy chewy things you're getting

1:17:24

smashing into your Story

1:17:29

you're telling because that's not my boe Experience

1:17:32

I'm just saying it's can't be good for

1:17:34

your teeth. Hey a sugary chewy Amy

1:17:37

I mean, okay, so you don't

1:17:39

eat sugar ever. I love sugar.

1:17:41

I eat lice's sweet. Oh Oh

1:17:46

Shit love order to creme brulee

1:17:48

boba that sounds kind of crazy. It's so

1:17:50

good It's like just caramel and goodness good,

1:17:52

you know, I'm going crazy really decadent color

1:17:55

cream. I wish you get started. All

1:17:57

right, let's do it Alright

1:18:00

everybody, welcome to the 2024

1:18:02

green screen tournament. Right

1:18:09

before our break, we came to you

1:18:12

all with hours

1:18:14

of green screen footage and

1:18:16

we sent to the people, do what you

1:18:18

will with it. 16

1:18:21

challengers have entered the ring.

1:18:25

Only one will like this. Although there

1:18:27

is a prize for the top three. But

1:18:29

only one will win. The

1:18:34

competition is fierce and

1:18:36

it's all very exciting. So

1:18:39

let's take a look here. Let's

1:18:43

get into it. H3

1:18:46

vs. Chalamet. Here

1:18:49

it is. Number

1:18:52

one, don't know why I

1:18:54

went Wonka brain off the rails fam. This

1:18:57

is by SonicDidNoWrong.

1:19:02

Free Sonic I guess. He

1:19:07

said SonicDidNoWrong. Free Sonic.

1:19:11

Free Sonic man. Let's

1:19:15

go. Did

1:19:18

you guys know that Timothy

1:19:21

Chalamet is

1:19:23

playing Bob Dylan? I think he's in his photo. Are we

1:19:25

going to get Timothy out? Yes, he's

1:19:28

in too much shit. Him and the dude who

1:19:30

plays Spiderman, I can't think of his name. Tom

1:19:32

Holland. Tom Holland. You know

1:19:34

what this looks like? Willy Wonka. Cosplay as

1:19:36

Bob Dylan. You know what this looks like? Call me by your

1:19:38

name. Oh don't. Shit. That's

1:19:41

good. Wow. Woooow.

1:19:49

Come with me. Oh

1:20:06

Can't believe Timothy took back it

1:20:08

off knock it off.

1:20:10

We're not losing him Creative

1:20:30

H Rabbit Okay

1:20:54

Oh, I hated that.

1:20:56

Oh my god, I hated that Hold

1:21:01

on I thought it okay that

1:21:03

fucked with me. I thought I was looking at

1:21:05

the preview monitor. I did not like you It

1:21:08

looked like that. I Do

1:21:11

not like you look like that I Look

1:21:15

pretty good. He led

1:21:17

does not look good Man

1:21:21

horrifying and then here's everyone else. Oh

1:21:24

my god Lena what happened? I Be

1:21:29

and Dan is yeah Yes,

1:21:34

yes, Dan is down I'm

1:21:39

trying. I do this one here. Oh my

1:21:41

god. Oh god. I know

1:21:44

Olivia. I hate You

1:21:49

got me It

1:21:56

was amazing Wow,

1:22:02

you shot out. I definitely watch that

1:22:04

movie That

1:22:06

was pretty cool. It reminded me of

1:22:08

like ready player one just all that's

1:22:10

like actually their trailer looked like yeah

1:22:14

But okay shut up very

1:22:16

exciting. So that is the first round

1:22:19

now listen closely because these

1:22:21

two are gonna go up against each other

1:22:23

and You're gonna have to

1:22:25

pick one so

1:22:29

Listen and watch. Here's the next

1:22:31

one the h3 tricks.

1:22:33

Ooh Ethan's

1:22:36

nightmare exciting Oh

1:23:29

Oh That

1:23:44

is not a good idea and I don't like it

1:23:46

at all You

1:24:00

This is the worst thing I've

1:24:02

ever done. I

1:24:05

believe they're actually still pretty famous in like the

1:24:07

arcade space. I'll

1:24:11

just feed them my food. Eat!

1:24:14

Eat that guy! Eat,

1:24:17

eat, eat, come on! Who's

1:24:20

your mom? Who do you think you are anyway? Mom!

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turf. It's a puppy. Oh,

1:25:50

that's hot. Oh my God,

1:25:52

he's in the system. That's

1:25:55

a fucking wig! Whoa!

1:26:00

We're flying high

1:26:03

about here IW

1:26:31

Wow, that was very

1:26:33

creative He,

1:26:37

this guy put this everywhere This

1:26:41

was from falling hatch That was great

1:26:44

So, our first bracket is

1:26:46

in, we've got Chalamet Kidnapping

1:26:49

Zach I

1:26:51

still can't get over the fact that Hugh Grant

1:26:53

was an Oompa Loompa I mean, that's insane That's

1:26:57

unacceptable We have the

1:26:59

pull up So it's

1:27:01

Chalamet versus Ethan's Nightmare, the

1:27:03

H3 tricks Alright,

1:27:07

we're off to a relatively close early

1:27:09

vote here Vote your conscious guys, vote

1:27:12

your heart At this

1:27:14

moment it's fairly close with 58% Chalamet, 42% Ethan's

1:27:16

Nightmare This

1:27:19

is very close for a first round draft But

1:27:24

at this moment, actually, frankly, with

1:27:27

60% Chalamet, I think we can already wrap

1:27:29

it up And congratulate

1:27:31

Chalamet You

1:27:34

gotta leave it a little bit longer Ethan Yeah,

1:27:36

there's no way I get so mad, people are like,

1:27:38

I didn't even see the pull yet, I didn't even

1:27:40

see the pull Okay, I can sit, I can just sit

1:27:42

here with that air I mean, I think you're right You guys

1:27:44

want to, I'll just sit here Every time 63% Chalamet, I mean

1:27:48

People are like, fuck you Dan, I didn't get

1:27:50

to see the pull It

1:27:52

is Dan's fault It's growing too, so Yeah

1:27:54

I think we're good It's a,

1:27:56

we get, if we waited for it You're taking your own grip

1:27:59

It would So long I didn't get to

1:28:01

see it Dan But

1:28:04

anyway shall I may Big

1:28:06

time shallow me and thank

1:28:08

you. Thank you so much All

1:28:11

right, so it looks like shall mate has

1:28:13

advanced Thank you so so

1:28:15

much to falling hatch It

1:28:18

was a creative journey, but Sonic

1:28:20

did no wrong I love

1:28:24

your Activism and

1:28:27

I will be looking into Sonic more Thank

1:28:30

you. You've been a little look Olivia.

1:28:32

You're in the check. I

1:28:35

didn't see it. Fuck you Dan. I didn't

1:28:37

see it All right, okay.

1:28:39

How about it? I feel like I'm at

1:28:41

Disneyland right now the way Dan's ruining my fucking

1:28:43

day Dan

1:28:46

ruined my whole Disney trip

1:28:49

Dan is mean to me

1:28:51

jealous of me So We've

1:28:59

got up next I'm gonna wait

1:29:01

for you about Dan's word law by

1:29:05

Orange Buster Very

1:29:08

exciting Dan's word law

1:29:13

Sounds like a Western spaghetti we

1:29:15

can get some spaghetti I Spaghetti

1:29:20

Westerns refers to Cowboy

1:29:23

films shot in Italy

1:29:26

now. I have to say that's a little racist rod

1:29:28

and cop a little Timing

1:29:30

it is spaghetti Western like what do

1:29:32

you you mean? Yeah, like

1:29:34

I don't know She what do

1:29:37

they have to go Japan sushi Westerns

1:29:39

like that's ridiculous to racist It's unacceptable

1:29:41

and it's and it's uh,

1:29:43

you know that talia phobic. That's true. I

1:29:45

am I haven't heard

1:29:47

that one before but I think you might be on to something

1:29:51

Something new to be upset about what am I just a

1:29:53

plate of possible? You

1:29:57

come to me to my beautiful

1:30:00

country to shoot your

1:30:02

movies and what is

1:30:04

this you call a spaghetti Cannot

1:30:07

end up this level of disrespect. All

1:30:09

right, we're ready. It was back. So

1:30:11

here is Dan sword law Coming

1:30:14

up on Dan sword law.

1:30:17

I can do no wrong Ethan the

1:30:20

horse diddler Klein We

1:30:23

need six Blushes of

1:30:25

wheat Ethan has been

1:30:27

charged with multiple counts of

1:30:29

horse diddling. No, how will Dan

1:30:32

sword law bring this monster

1:30:34

to justice? Find

1:30:37

out now on Dan sword

1:30:39

law Howdy

1:30:48

little lady see

1:30:51

Come take a ride with me, you know what

1:30:54

I'm saying Okay,

1:30:57

this is disgusting I

1:31:00

would not I

1:31:05

do not appreciate being depicted like this My

1:31:09

parent okay, I can't work. We need muscles

1:31:13

of wheat is guilty

1:31:16

Guilty you fuck off

1:31:20

Fuck your mom Point

1:31:23

your fucking fingers and say that's

1:31:25

the bad guy remove him remove

1:31:29

him No,

1:31:40

I banished me I

1:31:42

banished me come on over

1:31:44

to my house tonight at 8 p.m. No

1:31:52

Ethan was sentenced to life in

1:31:54

prison Dan sword law has done

1:31:57

it again. I said

1:31:59

do no wrong Tune in tomorrow

1:32:01

when Dan takes on Jimmy the

1:32:04

Jersey out bar I

1:32:06

go right through red like like all you people in

1:32:08

LA make a white thing in return At

1:32:12

first I thought he was Caucasian, but then I found

1:32:14

out he was a drunk Asian you see Okay,

1:32:22

first of all, thank love it. Okay,

1:32:24

hold on It

1:32:29

says edited by curl curl curiel

1:32:31

89 And

1:32:34

he says he has stuff on YouTube. So check that out.

1:32:37

Oh Curie

1:32:39

189 there. No before I Continue

1:32:43

I need to say this I

1:32:45

have not nor have I

1:32:47

ever wanted to nor will I ever

1:32:50

fuck a horse? Okay, that

1:32:52

depiction of me was wrong inaccurate

1:32:56

and defamatory I only fuck

1:32:58

sheep Right, everybody

1:33:00

knows the sheep got it going on

1:33:07

Horse fucking is a hot topic though these days man

1:33:10

You know hot topic That

1:33:13

was great. Thank you to or that

1:33:15

was orange Buster As

1:33:18

good as that was I'm a

1:33:20

little concerned because Who

1:33:22

he's up against is a familiar

1:33:24

name. Oh, no He

1:33:27

actually is the returning champion Oh

1:33:31

Bees from space Created

1:33:34

another one and it's called a field now

1:33:38

bees from space like I said is our

1:33:40

previous winner with the the

1:33:42

beloved by all Fly me

1:33:45

to the moon. I'm fighting the robots.

1:33:47

I mean that was a masterpiece. So

1:33:49

legendary at this point You

1:33:51

know, what's so funny about that one? I

1:33:54

have to say Let me go

1:33:56

here. I think it has all like a lot of views bees

1:34:01

from space fly me to

1:34:04

the moon it's linked in the dock

1:34:07

I found it 200,000 not everything

1:34:10

that's a lot for just like a that's

1:34:12

awesome for a meme edit yeah

1:34:14

yeah I everyone who

1:34:17

does who joins the competition

1:34:19

should upload it to you

1:34:21

too you might as well

1:34:23

yeah juicy baby but and

1:34:25

then he made this song too like so

1:34:30

good so I've

1:34:33

even collab with him we did a song together

1:34:35

too oh yeah great guy yeah

1:34:37

good dude so with all that being

1:34:39

said here is a lot of

1:34:43

returning champion it's a lot of

1:34:45

pressure eel kiss he's

1:34:47

from soul this

1:34:52

one's for you my brother nothing

1:34:59

like that looks

1:35:03

so good wow this

1:35:05

guy's mega talented you

1:35:18

gotta fight for what you believe you

1:35:22

gotta protect those you love you

1:35:34

ain't nothing

1:35:37

but a ham dog baby everything

1:35:43

has to go back to that I'm not doing that anymore oh

1:35:46

shit Oh!

1:36:04

Scibbity toilet? Dan,

1:36:09

what'd you do in that bathroom? Ah,

1:36:12

Dan! I'm

1:36:15

gonna kick your ass! What

1:36:18

the fuck? What

1:36:20

the fuck? Woah! Oh,

1:36:30

shit! How did I even do that? Is that the

1:36:33

word? Dan, shame on you! I

1:36:36

know this is the wrong week and a

1:36:38

half. What the fuck? I only drive so

1:36:40

hard! Shoot! You did

1:36:42

that! Oh,

1:36:50

boy. This

1:36:57

is not a bitch, this is not a bitch. You did

1:37:00

it! Yoooo!

1:37:02

That's... shit. Wow!

1:37:07

Wow, dude! I'm

1:37:09

gonna give that a standing hug. What a call. Standing

1:37:12

hug. Standing hug. I

1:37:21

gotta hire that guy for something. I have to

1:37:23

assume he's like... gainfully employed, because

1:37:25

he's so talented, right? Hopefully, yeah. I didn't

1:37:27

think you said that you felt bad for

1:37:29

the previous one. I

1:37:32

was like, oh shit, because I really liked

1:37:34

the previous one. I know. He just came

1:37:36

up, but he... Listen, he just... That's

1:37:38

just how these brackets go. Sometimes, you know,

1:37:40

you come up with... The random seed. Yeah.

1:37:45

I love this Ilpit logo

1:37:48

in the end, that little... So good,

1:37:50

yeah. ...animation logo. Ilpit guy, or I

1:37:52

mean, Beast from Space, we should do

1:37:54

something together if you're not like, ultra

1:37:56

busy. Um... Working.

1:38:00

What? I hope you are help you if

1:38:02

you're making a lot of money somewhere

1:38:04

with your skills. But anyway, thank you

1:38:06

for that. We can throw it up

1:38:08

I don't think honestly I'm sorry to.

1:38:12

Have. Damn. Has word law but.

1:38:15

This. Is going to be a blow out, but

1:38:17

let's throw it up. We have to whole is

1:38:19

up. I

1:38:22

mean. He does things

1:38:24

with green screen like city green

1:38:26

screen footage the shouldn't be possible

1:38:29

for editing. Like when

1:38:31

you guys were like. In a tunnel

1:38:33

or under bridges something. the lighting was. Perfect.

1:38:36

It's crazy. And how of Musician Two?

1:38:40

Hundred people so talented and like their the

1:38:42

out the Why do they watch this. Assets

1:38:45

are the lawn and the law. Man

1:38:47

like would would these people are so

1:38:49

freakin' talented. Holy smokes, Well no surprises

1:38:52

here guys. Six thousand votes or ends

1:38:54

at seventy percent yield. Pet supply dance

1:38:56

for my you should be proud. That's

1:38:58

a really good sign off on nervous

1:39:00

yeah. That was

1:39:02

it was my favorite up until the

1:39:05

really know what to think of some

1:39:07

sort of thirty two percent against fees

1:39:09

and spaces. Is a really good

1:39:11

performance as you feel proud about

1:39:14

that's but Congratulations bees from Space!

1:39:16

No surprises, They're. Moving

1:39:19

onto the next rasas, We've

1:39:23

got. The third xin

1:39:25

packed. Can

1:39:28

I get isn't. Fuck yeah prob

1:39:30

because that on my gun and isn't

1:39:32

it better? Or. Amber.

1:39:36

And I guess if I'd gotten a little

1:39:38

miss their perfect. See. Why would

1:39:40

you do? That is right. Why. I.

1:39:42

Don't think is a fuck my teeth up. I

1:39:44

mean if I may run on home and are

1:39:46

you ever worked For example, for some oh thank

1:39:48

you that does it not burn like when in

1:39:51

a modern are all. The other day Zoc handed

1:39:53

him out. Within. Ten seconds.

1:39:55

It's not the I me I wouldn't

1:39:57

have second putting in my mouth. It

1:39:59

was like. Burning up there. In.

1:40:02

The built a new thing rather than got it

1:40:04

is so far beyond. Do I know? My God

1:40:06

you guys are crazy and it's like insane We

1:40:08

popular was. I have to say alec, it's way

1:40:11

better than smoke. World. Like

1:40:13

a decidedly we have the gonna give it.

1:40:15

I mean absolutely. It's like whether they like

1:40:17

Naruto you're running is a different thing in

1:40:19

your body. know it's way better than smoking

1:40:21

over. I don't even think it causes cancer.

1:40:24

I looked into it. There's no evidence that

1:40:26

up even causes mouth cancer I reached out.

1:40:28

isn't on Instagram of my to you know.

1:40:31

Like. A movie product. They sent me some coupons.

1:40:33

I. Was I did you? did you

1:40:35

name from at our name or

1:40:37

any? No, no not off. As

1:40:39

you said, you'd product change my

1:40:41

life. As a as it

1:40:44

does anyone does not. As as not

1:40:46

just that was are hopeless Zara added

1:40:48

and he has stopped smoking That is

1:40:50

huge that is going on. vaccines them

1:40:53

on their own data. That is honestly

1:40:55

anything that can do that. Is

1:40:58

tremendous. That being said, Or

1:41:02

Nadia nicotine added had a single

1:41:04

just patches or something. that's a

1:41:06

veto for me. So

1:41:10

this is bad news for you Zach is that

1:41:12

means of is gonna keep bombing I'm from you

1:41:14

thought I was debating they send him be on

1:41:16

subscription service he can do that to my god

1:41:18

and guess we'll what if a you target around

1:41:21

in your mouth. Yes! move

1:41:23

it around. I switch to keep it

1:41:25

moving as would suck us with sides.

1:41:28

That. Are you doing? I'm a. I'm in

1:41:30

a new spawns know. He.

1:41:34

Can he will take a walk in the wild side?

1:41:37

My boobs. And sure

1:41:39

all they did with send you a

1:41:41

coupon specific up again kicked back over

1:41:43

there during the Nazi gray the at

1:41:45

a legally chance to the mall via.

1:41:48

Nicotine Long special Intel for.

1:41:51

They. Can sponsor you now the kinda.

1:41:54

Really? In August? Something I've never seen

1:41:56

a Nicotine products. sponsored

1:42:00

That's not true. I remember a few

1:42:02

years ago the wind all the

1:42:04

jewels were popular. They were trying Right

1:42:07

get us to promote it. They got sued into fucking a

1:42:09

blue. They did. Oh, they're bankrupt. I

1:42:11

believe yeah Wow, which

1:42:13

jewel was on top of the world for a

1:42:15

minute massive But yeah the federal crackdown on it

1:42:18

and Chuck Schumer say the jewel went bankrupt.

1:42:20

That's what he said leave So thank I'm

1:42:23

looking head up to jewel began exploring bankruptcy

1:42:25

in June 22 Whoa, that's

1:42:27

good. I get administration order gets e cigarettes

1:42:29

off the market and a court stayed the

1:42:31

order by September 22 According

1:42:34

to people familiar with the matter jewels top

1:42:36

executives agreed that bankruptcy was the like least

1:42:38

outcome It sounds like they got fucked by

1:42:40

the government hardcore more than anything and now

1:42:42

Schumer's trying to ban thin like you propose

1:42:44

some shit. I don't get that.

1:42:46

It's it's way better than cigarettes Yeah, I don't

1:42:49

I don't know. It's cuz

1:42:51

cigarettes are like grandfather You

1:42:53

know it would never be approved if

1:42:55

it was a new thing if yeah I mean

1:42:57

probably kids are doing well they banned isn't you

1:42:59

to me, but I'm assuming kids probably doing it

1:43:01

That's probably they banned all flavored nicotine tobacco in

1:43:04

the state of California, too So you can't even

1:43:06

buy menthol cigarettes anymore. I don't I think that's

1:43:08

not a terrible idea Right,

1:43:10

I mean the menthol. I think probably should have got

1:43:12

grandfather then cuz I know those people just like menthol

1:43:14

Right. I don't know that that

1:43:16

appeals to kids. It's not like fruit punch or something We

1:43:19

hear about the the smoking ban in the

1:43:22

UK that they're trying to pass no no

1:43:24

they are And

1:43:27

I wonder if something like this will eventually happen here, too.

1:43:29

I don't I'm looking up right now I don't think it's actually passed

1:43:31

yet, but Lawmakers are trying

1:43:34

to get it through where it would

1:43:36

be a ban There there

1:43:38

would essentially be a cutoff of

1:43:40

January 1st 2009 anyone born

1:43:42

after that date will never be able

1:43:44

to buy cigarettes Oh, I like that.

1:43:47

That's just flat out like banning it

1:43:49

for and so to essentially phase out

1:43:51

cigarettes entirely That's a bad idea in

1:43:53

my opinion, and here's why they're

1:43:55

just it's gonna become cooler to smoke

1:43:57

I feel like and they're just gonna import it and do

1:43:59

more black market cigarettes. I

1:44:03

mean, yeah, inevitably and anything that's outlawed there

1:44:06

creates a black market. So maybe you're going to be

1:44:08

like super cool now when you smoke in the UK.

1:44:12

I don't know. Yeah, I don't know. Maybe

1:44:14

if any of our UK listeners

1:44:17

in the chat have any insight into whether

1:44:19

or not that actually has a chance of

1:44:22

passing. I don't know, but I was just

1:44:24

reading about it the other day. Maya said

1:44:26

or Maya said jewels got me

1:44:28

addicted at age 18. I moved on to

1:44:30

cigarettes for a bit before I quit. Yeah, that's

1:44:34

not good. Everyone had a fucking jewel

1:44:36

man. That was rampant. They

1:44:39

probably if they're going bankrupt. They probably still cashed

1:44:41

out. They probably made a fuckload of money. Anyway,

1:44:44

where are we? We're doing a tournament here. Come

1:44:46

on up next is the

1:44:48

third Zen pack. Let's

1:44:51

take a look. Hi,

1:44:57

the third impact by people are

1:44:59

saying it passed pseudo budo. Really?

1:45:03

That's pretty hardcore. That's awesome. Huh?

1:45:05

That's mumbling. I mean,

1:45:07

listen, if it ends up working, then it's good. Mm-hmm.

1:45:11

Does that apply to cigars to like other

1:45:13

tobacco products or is it just cigarettes? I'm

1:45:17

reading up a little bit more detail about it right

1:45:19

now. I feel like if you're gonna have a free

1:45:21

health care and letting people smoke is so fucking weird

1:45:23

because I don't want to pay for the motherfucker

1:45:25

who just ruined their lungs. It's true. Definitely

1:45:29

cost the public a lot of

1:45:31

money. If you want to smoke you

1:45:33

you can pay for your own health care. Right?

1:45:36

It's true. Same with alcohol. Frankly. Absolutely.

1:45:38

People are frequent drinkers are for sure.

1:45:41

They're gonna need a lot of money for medical.

1:45:43

Oh, yeah. All

1:45:45

right. Zen packed. All

1:45:49

right. I don't put this away. The usual doses two

1:45:51

tablets every half hour to one hour.

1:45:53

What about bottles? How many bottles? Oh,

1:45:57

no. Oh

1:46:02

no, poor Ian.

1:46:10

Oh, AI camp, AI in. The AIs

1:46:12

are talking. What's

1:46:22

the nerve logo in the corner? Ian

1:46:27

says I'm ready to unleash this creation. I in

1:46:29

camp says I am ready to initiate the third

1:46:31

ZIMPACT. The

1:46:34

third ZIMPACT? ZIMWERE

1:46:37

detected. Hang

1:46:43

it in there, buddy. Yeah. Yeah.

1:46:47

Hang it. Hang it. Whoa.

1:46:51

Wow. What the hell? This

1:46:53

is what it's like to do ZIMP. What

1:47:02

have you got, man? I

1:47:04

want to drink a beer with my

1:47:09

dog! That was good. Really good.

1:47:18

You shittier. Like

1:47:27

a Lebowski.

1:47:31

It is. Like what we can imagine. True.

1:47:37

Oh, this is like, yeah, totally inspired by

1:47:39

the big Lebowski. This

1:47:50

is also a unique

1:47:52

song. Oh

1:48:21

Creepy Wow,

1:48:25

I was off is

1:48:28

this a pros in our anti-zinn

1:48:30

video See fairly

1:48:32

and I mean it was I was killed by

1:48:34

a pack of zinn Zach

1:48:38

seemed to be having fairly negative. I enjoyed that Good

1:48:41

good job Ian. Yeah, also the song

1:48:43

at the end was tremendous. Oh, yeah,

1:48:45

that's fucking awesome Here's

1:48:48

the problem with his in though. It's causing another issue

1:48:50

for me That

1:48:53

issue is one that requires me to

1:48:55

step away. Oh a couple minutes boy.

1:48:57

It'll do that Really?

1:49:01

Yeah, I'm like super lightheaded

1:49:03

right now You're

1:49:05

like in the video a little bit. I'm

1:49:08

running away. I'm gonna I'm gonna let's watch

1:49:10

this one So that

1:49:12

it's fresh in our minds we can vote and then I might have

1:49:14

to How

1:49:17

do I put this delicately Make

1:49:20

a big old fucking juicy turd

1:49:22

that in coffee, man. Oh,

1:49:24

you'll find bubblegum from the fifth grade dude

1:49:27

gross what the fuck That's

1:49:32

disgusting Nature's

1:49:35

brew man Hard

1:49:37

nut up next by juicy Reuben

1:49:39

sandwich mmm getting me hungry over

1:49:41

here Alright Good

1:49:44

luck Times in life

1:49:46

you gotta fight for what you believe in ever

1:49:49

you will take attack against a high

1:49:57

B It

1:50:00

just so happened. It

1:50:03

just so happened. But I

1:50:05

had to kill the one I love. Ethan,

1:50:08

no. I did that. I knew it

1:50:10

was you. Hard enough. This

1:50:20

guy's insanely good at editing. He's in the

1:50:22

system. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

1:50:34

Yes? Haha, the people are loving that one.

1:50:37

You're facing like that? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

1:50:42

Oh my god! Fuck your mom! I

1:50:45

think I'm doing the breakfait. Whoa!

1:50:52

Holy shit. You

1:50:54

piece of shit! What's going

1:50:56

on? He's in the back. What's uh,

1:50:59

something to say? I give a

1:51:01

Scarface monologue. Okay. The

1:51:03

last time you wanna see a bad guy like this?

1:51:05

This guy like... Well there's kinda like two stages of

1:51:07

Al Pacino. Oh wow. What

1:51:10

in the world do we got here? Me? That's

1:51:13

the bad guy. Yeah. So what

1:51:15

does that make you, good? Yeah, I think I'm good. I just

1:51:17

want a little bit of energy. You're

1:51:19

the fucking best, dude! YEAH! WOOOOOOO!

1:51:25

That pipe or some shit? Cigarette!

1:51:27

Fuck you! Buh-la! I don't have

1:51:29

that GRAPPY! That's right, bro. You

1:51:31

just know how to lie. How

1:51:33

to hide. Tell the truth. Point

1:51:36

your fucking fingers and say, That's your fucking asshole.

1:51:39

I won't lie, man. The

1:51:41

picture of me putting a comb

1:51:43

up my ass. All the way up your

1:51:45

ass! I do touch myself

1:51:48

when I'm washing them their tapes. Fucking

1:51:50

hard, dude! I could smell

1:51:52

the violence. That's your problem. You could taste

1:51:54

the fear. This guy fucks!

1:51:56

Hey, Jesse, have a seat right here.

1:52:00

pulled out my revolver. Now his

1:52:02

bones scattered all yonder brown. Pray

1:52:05

every day. Pray every day. Yeah!

1:52:07

Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Wow.

1:52:14

That was

1:52:17

awesome. Those are both, I

1:52:19

feel like this might be the closest

1:52:21

one yet. Because those are both fantastic.

1:52:23

This person, again Juicy Wooten sandwich, this

1:52:25

is like high-end

1:52:29

editing. This is really high-end. That

1:52:32

was really good. So let's put it to

1:52:34

the vote. We have the third Zimpact, which

1:52:36

was a surreal romp through

1:52:44

intrigue. And

1:52:46

there was some tragedy

1:52:48

as well. There was Wabowski references.

1:52:51

They're nuts however. After my own heart. He

1:52:54

brought out the big guns

1:52:56

here. I'm not even sure

1:52:59

what the through line was there. I

1:53:01

think I murdered AB and then... You

1:53:03

murdered AB and we were the detectives

1:53:05

that were grilling you. That

1:53:08

conversation was so flowing. That was great.

1:53:11

So throw it up. Oh!

1:53:15

Oh my gosh. Is there a surprise? I can't

1:53:18

see it yet. It's a massive blowout and I really, I

1:53:21

honestly anticipated this one being pretty close. I

1:53:23

don't see the pole, Dan. Why

1:53:25

didn't I see the pole? Oh, it must be a bad pole. I'm

1:53:28

not sure why you don't see it yet. I see it. I see it. I see it. So

1:53:32

at the moment, yeah, you

1:53:34

didn't think Hard Nuts was going to win? I

1:53:37

thought, I just thought it would be close. I don't know. Hard

1:53:40

Nuts. Not even close. Hard Nuts is blowing it out.

1:53:42

Well the third Zimpact was great but Hard Nuts was, there

1:53:44

was a special quality. Okay,

1:53:46

okay. To

1:53:49

Hard Nuts. But yeah,

1:53:51

Hard Nuts is blowing them out. 85%

1:53:54

Hard Nuts. I'm so sorry, Third Zimpact.

1:53:56

Your video was tremendous but

1:53:58

you came up against it. Strong contender early

1:54:01

on that's just how it goes sometimes

1:54:03

so with all that being said I'm

1:54:06

gonna go Have

1:54:10

a Zen moment with my exam

1:54:12

massive dump nice Nice

1:54:30

I guess we've had so many donations

1:54:32

today. I guess this gives us an

1:54:34

opportunity to Get shot

1:54:36

hit on some of those When I've

1:54:38

been holding off, I'm sorry go ahead Elon I

1:54:40

was just gonna say how do people feel about

1:54:42

us being in a switch? Spot

1:54:45

you know early on there was uh, oh

1:54:47

my god, it's flipped but not as much resistance

1:54:49

to it as I had feared I

1:54:58

will say if you If

1:55:00

you are really bothered by it, most monitors

1:55:02

have a little function where you can The

1:55:06

horizontally kind of mirror and

1:55:08

you can throw a yellow back on that side It's

1:55:11

true. It might be hard to read any

1:55:13

text but you can watch in the mirror too Or

1:55:15

just hold your phone up to the mirror. Oh, that's

1:55:17

a good idea Real

1:55:20

quick this donation from this is a real

1:55:22

username 123 I

1:55:24

love Zach's new album that came out today and everyone

1:55:26

should go check it out. Oh, yeah Yeah,

1:55:30

my second album It's

1:55:33

called the flowers will be dead by Tuesday and

1:55:36

where where is it available Zach all

1:55:38

streaming platforms and played

1:55:40

all the instruments I Yes,

1:55:43

I do have a show. Thank you. And we're doing

1:55:45

a special sale this week on tickets for the echo

1:55:47

point Are you know it's the album week sale? When

1:55:50

is the next show August 11th?

1:55:53

Where the echo plugs? Oh

1:56:00

You know go give it a listen Spotify

1:56:02

Apple music. I worked I did everything for

1:56:04

it. So I'd appreciate that

1:56:06

But thank you. I appreciate it You're

1:56:09

so I'll tell that person who said that Okay,

1:56:12

let me let me hit these don't know them these gifted

1:56:16

memberships Daniela beaten With

1:56:19

$20 Canadian got tickets all

1:56:21

the way from Toronto, Canada No,

1:56:24

it always drives me. How far people

1:56:26

are willing to travel for these shows

1:56:28

and Shocked

1:56:30

isn't the right word. Uh, it's touching.

1:56:32

Yeah, it's nice touching. It's nice To

1:56:36

hear that y'all are so dedicated and willing to

1:56:39

To come out just for us. So so

1:56:41

thank you so much Daniela and we'll see

1:56:43

you in June in June of this

1:56:45

year Megan gave

1:56:48

us five gifted. Thank the gifted Maria

1:56:51

also gave five gifted. Thank the gifted monster

1:56:54

mayhem with the $20 donation I Don't

1:56:58

mind the tea, but I'm not

1:57:00

a fan of the balls. I Assume

1:57:04

this is about the boba conversation So

1:57:09

Rina donated five as well.

1:57:11

Thanks for the gay after and Haley

1:57:14

who be $10

1:57:16

donation. Can I get a shout out? Yay Can

1:57:19

I get a shout out from the girlies for my

1:57:21

baby? We named Olivia turn

1:57:24

three tomorrow Congratulations

1:57:30

Beautiful, maybe she knows sunny

1:57:33

Maybe best friends beautiful name

1:57:37

Uh Elise Gonzalez with the $10 donation.

1:57:39

Can you tell me can you tell

1:57:42

me cousin? Oh Gonzalez

1:57:45

I didn't know that was an irish last name. Can

1:57:47

you tell me cousin Jamie that

1:57:49

she's a bad bitch and I love her

1:57:51

Jamie you're such a bad bitch Yeah Would

1:57:55

you say I say nothing I

1:57:58

say that I have birthday Happy birthday.

1:58:00

Yeah, I did. I did. Uh,

1:58:03

Abby gifted 10 podcast

1:58:05

memberships, a six month member

1:58:08

themselves. Thank you, Abby. Thank you

1:58:10

for the gift. Hey, I got a subscriber. Yeah. Uh,

1:58:14

congrats on the album, Zach. Thank

1:58:16

you very much. Alexis. Appreciate

1:58:18

that. Uh, Don Haver just gifted one.

1:58:20

Thank you for the gifted. Thank you.

1:58:23

Thank you. I got a subscriber. Oh my

1:58:25

god. The don't know page is going

1:58:27

so fast. It's like lagging out on me. People

1:58:29

got a little bit mad at me because I

1:58:31

said people who smoked on deserve healthcare. I said,

1:58:33

I said, I said something along the lines that

1:58:36

I found it annoying that I got to

1:58:41

pay for their health guard. But of course that's

1:58:43

not how that works. But smokers are just, I think it should

1:58:45

be bad anyways. You

1:58:49

can be, but everyone, whatever you do, it's your prerogative.

1:58:51

Yeah. You see what happened to Walter White cause

1:58:53

he didn't have healthcare. What? No, I never

1:58:55

smoked. That's

1:58:57

right. I love healthcare and everyone deserves it.

1:59:00

I just figured cause I'm Swedish. I

1:59:04

got a standby, the healthcare, whatever. Right.

1:59:06

But I do think cigarettes should be bad. That's

1:59:09

all. Thank you. Thank you. Continue

1:59:11

with the donation. Hate fun. Hate

1:59:13

fun love. Still go. Uh,

1:59:17

speaking of which, uh, Annie donated

1:59:19

10 British pounds sterling. Uh,

1:59:21

UKX smoker smoking is very

1:59:23

uncool and gross. Vaping

1:59:26

is the main thing. Smoking is old people shit.

1:59:29

I guess that's the case, right? So that phasing

1:59:31

it out like that, it's just, if it's just

1:59:33

for cigarettes and not vapes, I

1:59:35

mean, it's hard to see a downside to that.

1:59:38

Maybe we, you know, here's the thing about vaping

1:59:40

though. It's such a pain in the fucking

1:59:42

ass. The

1:59:44

shit drips and fucking leaks

1:59:46

and I've been down all of

1:59:48

the roads. It's

1:59:51

a pain in the ass. Laura

1:59:54

just donated 10, uh, British

1:59:56

pounds sterling as well. Said for Ela

1:59:58

and Ember. Emma chamber lens. Oh

2:00:01

god. It's scrolling too fast. Come back. Emma.

2:00:04

Emma chamber lens It's everybody

2:00:06

stop talking in the chat for a second The

2:00:09

chamber lens latest tick-tock. She talks about her

2:00:11

receding gums and flashes hers in at the

2:00:13

same time Maybe

2:00:16

a connection there. There may be a like no What

2:00:24

else we got cookie said Dan

2:00:26

got beautiful eyes fire emoji Wow,

2:00:28

thank you cookie um

2:00:32

Martin donate $2 said 100 days nicotine free today I

2:00:41

know how tough that can be What

2:00:46

about you then are you completely I'm clean

2:00:49

baby completely I know newer viewers might

2:00:51

not know this but uh, but I

2:00:53

used to be the vape god around

2:00:55

the office Boy, why did that I

2:00:58

smoked for I started smoking when I

2:01:00

was like 17 18 and and

2:01:02

did so into my late 20s

2:01:06

And so yeah, and I tried to quit many times

2:01:08

over those years and it's really difficult. But um So

2:01:11

I get the like I get the argument that

2:01:14

Ethan's kind of making about you know Aren't

2:01:16

these products good because it does help people

2:01:19

quit and help Zach. Yep,

2:01:21

so you

2:01:23

know, there is an upside but Like

2:01:27

I said when I put it in my mouth it felt like

2:01:30

My gums were on fire. So that can't that can't

2:01:32

be good, right? Dan

2:01:35

sword love like four years ago was the

2:01:38

vape god and he He

2:01:41

did it was I think my first introduction

2:01:43

to somebody that vapes And

2:01:46

it was always that unicorn milk uniform

2:01:50

He's that battery it was like the

2:01:52

extra batteries then Yeah,

2:01:54

it was back it was it was I don't

2:01:56

think jewels existed yet or if they did they

2:01:59

were Yeah, have the

2:02:01

big fat fat Mod

2:02:04

vapor when I have when I first met you I'm like alright

2:02:06

this guy is get fucked Ethan

2:02:10

just sent a link from the bathroom.

2:02:13

Let's see what he just shared with me

2:02:15

pull it up. He said Oh,

2:02:20

yeah, oh no, I've got this on

2:02:22

my for you page a couple times bad

2:02:27

Do you? Want

2:02:29

to wait till you get back. I

2:02:32

assume he wants to watch this with us Please

2:02:36

tell Ela she would do an

2:02:39

amazing Amy Winehouse cosplay Okay,

2:02:42

okay look you would do an

2:02:45

amazing Amy Winehouse cosplay. I love that

2:02:47

long Maybe

2:02:49

next following. Yeah, you'd also

2:02:51

just look like bomb with a smoky eye.

2:02:53

Yeah, I think maybe Thank

2:02:58

you. Oh my god someone say Dan. I can tell you

2:03:00

want to put your ear in your ear hole right now.

2:03:02

Let's see it So

2:03:05

any chance of that and then I can tell you

2:03:07

want to put your ear in your ear hole right now

2:03:10

Let's see it. Oh my like that ear Paul. Yeah, I

2:03:14

Can tell hold on be

2:03:16

free man. It's twitching fuck. Yeah, no, it's not

2:03:18

right right now It's not right

2:03:21

right you've been doing it so much lately. Well

2:03:23

people have caught me doing this on the show before My

2:03:26

ears into themselves and then yeah, I can do that too

2:03:29

But I when you do it too often

2:03:32

the ear gets soft. Yeah. Yeah, the bomber

2:03:35

I think there's too much humidity in here

2:03:37

right now. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I couldn't

2:03:39

deliver on that Faye

2:03:43

donated $5 said smoking green American spirits right

2:03:45

now as we speak. Okay, well fair enough.

2:03:47

Okay, she $50

2:03:50

donation just came through. I want to give a huge

2:03:52

shout out to Ela I mean

2:03:54

being here so soon after giving birth much love

2:03:56

to all the crew you are all Thank

2:04:00

you so much, Rick. Thank you. Rick the Rula. Rick

2:04:02

the Rula! Let's go. Honestly, I love being

2:04:04

here. It's nice to get out of the house and

2:04:06

like, you know, feel like I

2:04:08

have a life again a little bit. It's

2:04:11

nice. Somebody donated

2:04:14

$5 and said TFXGhibli?

2:04:16

Oh. I

2:04:18

would love. We tried. You've

2:04:21

tried before? We got no answer. They're

2:04:23

big time. They're very big time. That

2:04:25

would be very cool though. Yeah. I

2:04:27

love Gibli. Uh,

2:04:30

let's see. Keep scrolling. Come

2:04:32

on. Come on. Dan Swardlaw

2:04:35

deserves better. I mean, this

2:04:37

is a democracy, Britney. You have to accept the

2:04:40

outcome of the vote. Um, that

2:04:42

one was great though. Man, it's too bad. I

2:04:44

mean, that's the nature of the competition,

2:04:47

right? They can't all be winners. Uh,

2:04:51

you cursed the chat and

2:04:53

Zach. Oh God, it's going too fast. You

2:04:58

see what I'm doing? Like, what about

2:05:00

me? Even that thing goes too

2:05:02

fast. That's the way. Because

2:05:05

that thing is meant to not be gone.

2:05:07

Right. Exactly. Then share your quitting tips. How

2:05:09

did you end up, um, free

2:05:12

completely? Uh, well, the

2:05:16

quitting cigarettes was just

2:05:19

switching to vaping, which was a very easy

2:05:21

transition. I thought it would be difficult, but

2:05:24

pretty much the day that I got a vape was the

2:05:26

last day I smoked. Um, quitting

2:05:28

the vaping was harder, but still, I

2:05:32

don't know. What I did is, um, at

2:05:35

least with the old style vapes, I don't know

2:05:37

if this is available in the, the, the store

2:05:40

bought ones, but you were able

2:05:42

to get the liquid in varying amounts of

2:05:44

nicotine content. And so I just slowly got

2:05:46

less and less. And then I actually found

2:05:49

one that had 0% that

2:05:51

it was just the vape juice. And

2:05:53

so I like slowly weaned it off over the

2:05:55

course of like a couple months. And then I

2:05:57

smoked the 0% stuff for a while just to

2:05:59

keep like like the physical habit going

2:06:01

of hitting something inhaling or whatever

2:06:04

and you know it kind of sucked

2:06:06

I had a bad headache for a few days

2:06:08

but I found that method of just slowly weaning

2:06:10

off it

2:06:13

was relatively easy I would say but

2:06:15

that'd be my recommendation I don't know how difficult

2:06:17

that is to do with the pre-bought

2:06:19

ones but if you can find a way to kind

2:06:22

of lower

2:06:24

your intake of nicotine slowly like that

2:06:27

I know the patches work that way too right I

2:06:30

think so yeah it's mistaken it's

2:06:32

really hard to find the

2:06:34

3% and below that you

2:06:36

can barely find the 3% nicotine in

2:06:39

pre-made ones right it's super hard well

2:06:41

the store-bought ones

2:06:45

is nicotine salt that's what jewel

2:06:47

like cornered the market

2:06:49

with it's called nicotine salt so

2:06:52

I think it's 50 milligrams of nicotine and

2:06:56

those are disposable ones I've

2:06:59

seen Dan actually smoke once do you remember

2:07:01

that Dan we almost got into a fucking

2:07:03

horrible accident outside

2:07:08

we're outside and give me a cigarette we're

2:07:10

like what he was like I've

2:07:12

never seen you'd like that exactly

2:07:14

what I was on the freeway

2:07:16

almost here at work and so

2:07:19

two psychopaths were I guess

2:07:22

road ready raging at each other and

2:07:24

they were literally doing like

2:07:27

the Ben Hur like chariot thing on

2:07:29

the fucking 110 freeway hitting each

2:07:31

other's cars and they one of them almost

2:07:33

sideswiped me I just like that heard squealing

2:07:35

look to my left and I had to

2:07:37

like hardcore swerve to avoid an

2:07:40

accident it was right before getting off the freeway

2:07:42

so I got off the freeway and then arrived

2:07:44

at the office and that had happened like 45

2:07:46

seconds earlier I can't walk up

2:07:48

and Zach was smoking outside I'm like give

2:07:50

me one of those right now I need

2:07:52

to chill out totally yeah it was fun

2:07:54

I feel really bad cuz it means acting

2:07:56

the other cars but I was just gonna

2:07:58

make it We're in that exit

2:08:01

lane brother Good

2:08:04

that's good. Yeah, that was a wild one I

2:08:07

mean I've seen plenty of bad drivers here in LA

2:08:09

But that was probably the craziest thing I've ever seen

2:08:11

where they were straight up like hitting each other's cars

2:08:13

She's driving down the road. I don't know what the

2:08:15

fuck was going on Good

2:08:17

times. Yeah, the nsl a driver right there. It

2:08:20

was crazy shit going on the road side of

2:08:22

here, bro It's a while the

2:08:24

Wild West Ethan's taking a long

2:08:27

ass shit Jesus big dump dude

2:08:30

Somebody in the chat not a donation, but I just

2:08:32

happened to see a Dan I've always thought about doing

2:08:34

this and you just convinced me. I'm investing in a

2:08:36

box. I do smoke no vote

2:08:39

to right now I'm not sure what that is

2:08:41

and I'm down to 35 milligrams. Yeah, it really

2:08:43

was an effective method You

2:08:45

know just do it as slowly as you need to

2:08:47

I think you know I would lower the increment every

2:08:50

like two weeks or something to like the next lowest

2:08:53

lower nicotine content

2:08:55

until Eventually, it was just

2:08:57

zero Because so much of the

2:08:59

addiction is just like the habit aspect of it

2:09:02

So the fact that I was able to keep doing

2:09:04

all of that without the nicotine intake I

2:09:06

think really helped a lot because every

2:09:08

time I had a craving I'd still just hit it and yeah

2:09:10

I wasn't giving me the nicotine, but at least it kind of

2:09:13

calmed my brain down a little bit

2:09:15

No, here's sunflower seeds can help a

2:09:17

lot too. Really some flowers. Oh,

2:09:19

well just to chew on something Yeah, I remember

2:09:21

I did chew a lot of gum around then

2:09:23

too if I had a craving just not nicotine

2:09:25

gum Just gum just regular gum

2:09:27

have something in your mouth. He'd be occupied Can

2:09:31

somebody check on Ethan now? This is normal. Yeah,

2:09:33

he's gonna get hammering dude All

2:09:39

right, let me see if I can get this dang

2:09:41

back end to work here Go

2:09:44

to the end of the list here. Was there

2:09:47

any more big donos that

2:09:49

I might have missed? Oh really? I

2:09:54

do see you drop some new ones. Yeah, maybe Zach's

2:09:58

album this is for Nicolas with a $10 donation.

2:10:01

Zach's album made me renew my membership. Oh

2:10:03

my god. Wow. Thank you so

2:10:05

much for being here, guys. Y'all are great. Wow.

2:10:08

Thank you. Thank you, Nick. Awesome.

2:10:11

Thank you. Wow. Amazing.

2:10:14

Uh, clownfish, donate $10. I love the green

2:10:16

screen competition. Just makes me sad since I

2:10:18

can't listen to them at home as an

2:10:21

audio listener. Yeah, not the best

2:10:23

experience. For

2:10:25

the audio listeners, I

2:10:27

will admit. Sorry

2:10:30

about that. But thank you

2:10:32

for the donation, clownfish, and I'm glad you're here.

2:10:37

Here he comes. There he is. There

2:10:39

he is. He did. He did it. He did the

2:10:41

G. Okay,

2:10:43

just two more. I'll discuss real quick. Sorry about that.

2:10:45

That took long. That was not a simple matter. Right.

2:10:49

And I'll be quite frank. I'm

2:10:51

gonna be vulnerable for you guys for a second.

2:10:54

Okay. There's

2:10:56

a cone in front of the bat. I knew it. Oh no.

2:11:00

No, brother. Dude, it's like you're finishing

2:11:02

moves. It's like your cone. No paper towels.

2:11:05

It's his signature. Wait, no. No,

2:11:08

that's big. Regular

2:11:10

wiping. Regular toilet paper. That

2:11:16

being said, there was a lot of toilet paper.

2:11:19

It was a... You

2:11:21

ever seen that show? I

2:11:25

forget the name, but they go into like

2:11:27

hoarding houses and clean it out. Is

2:11:30

it just hoarders? Hoarders. Hoarders.

2:11:32

So it's my assholes like hoarders. You

2:11:35

were... Yeah.

2:11:37

Sometimes you gotta let this shit go. It

2:11:40

wasn't... Like

2:11:42

I said... That doesn't happen at

2:11:45

home though, you guys. I got it back through. You

2:11:47

just don't know it. I'm gonna say... Oh,

2:11:49

I don't claw. You don't claw this toilet. I think

2:11:52

these toilets kind of suck. No, I gotta back you

2:11:54

up because I've never clogged a bathroom in

2:11:56

my life but a toilet here. And it

2:11:58

wasn't even that crazy. don't have a

2:12:00

good pressure yeah especially the left one let

2:12:02

me ask you then was that all dumped

2:12:04

time or was that like stop and go

2:12:07

or like are you a scroller or do

2:12:09

you just shit no no I didn't waste

2:12:11

time scrolling I so it's kind of

2:12:13

weird like I felt at

2:12:15

first constipated mm-hmm

2:12:18

so that took a moment to get through which

2:12:20

is weird feeling of being like I

2:12:23

definitely have to poop but also I'm

2:12:25

constipated so it took me a little bit

2:12:27

to work through that unclog and then

2:12:29

once that came through because usually you

2:12:31

know when I'm constipated the

2:12:33

wiping is easy right like

2:12:37

not messy no yeah exactly it's like

2:12:39

a two wiper but in

2:12:41

this case I had not only

2:12:43

was I constipated it was also a it was

2:12:45

a hoarder situation

2:12:49

so I don't know what's going on

2:12:51

and by the way

2:12:53

thank you for the update yeah I'm sorry about that you

2:12:56

guys asked thank you for being vulnerable

2:12:58

with us you asked you guys asked

2:13:00

for play-by-play detail yeah thank

2:13:03

you for keeping everybody entertained oh did you show

2:13:05

the chiropractor video I have not would you like

2:13:07

me to show I wanted yeah I wanted you

2:13:09

guys to watch it when I was well

2:13:11

I asked you that I guess you were oh you responded

2:13:14

yeah I said you want to watch it or do you

2:13:16

want us to wait yeah I wanted you to pull it

2:13:18

up all right well we're gonna watch it right now I

2:13:20

was sending content from from the

2:13:22

toilet it's

2:13:26

just that's the best part the

2:13:28

rest isn't funny I'll have to

2:13:32

add that to

2:13:34

the compilation elbow

2:13:36

drops are jeez

2:13:38

I can't I

2:13:40

can't be good he's a professional don't worry

2:13:44

all right very good what

2:13:46

is he have something we thought he

2:13:48

did but when I got closer to him I

2:13:50

didn't see anything okay he's duckies

2:13:53

taking this rabbit his thing he does this

2:13:56

to everybody he doesn't care he does to

2:13:58

us he does the eelers mom He'll

2:14:00

find he locates the one thing that

2:14:02

you need And

2:14:04

it's anything like for example. He stole your mom's

2:14:07

glasses. Yeah. Oh my god. What yeah,

2:14:09

I'm gonna be the fun for a dog Goodbye,

2:14:11

you just to provoke her. He just runs away

2:14:13

with it And

2:14:20

then like with teddy he has a stuffy he loves

2:14:22

thank you That

2:14:25

is stuffing yeah, it's a

2:14:27

little Boba stuff Yeah,

2:14:31

I think I have a little cloud with little legs

2:14:33

from the same brand I love that if it's the

2:14:36

same by the way I did my

2:14:38

MRI yesterday That was one of the most

2:14:40

horrible things I've ever done was

2:14:42

so fucking horrible Like

2:14:46

you sit in a tiny little tube you

2:14:48

guys know it's like if you can't you

2:14:51

can't lift your head more You mean you

2:14:53

can't move hmm, but you're in a tiny

2:14:55

tube, and I'm not claustrophobic I I'm usually

2:14:57

fine in that my worry you

2:14:59

lay down in this thing They

2:15:02

restrain you they have you

2:15:04

have this massive thing over your head So

2:15:07

I couldn't move my head and the

2:15:09

sounds in that thing are unlike

2:15:11

anything. I've ever heard It

2:15:14

it's so loud and so weird and then what

2:15:16

this part freaked me the fuck out nobody warned

2:15:18

me about this I Felt

2:15:20

like I was being electrocuted like

2:15:24

straight up electrocuted Like

2:15:26

in my head, and I stopped

2:15:28

it, and I said hey I feel this thing he goes

2:15:30

he said that's normal Huh,

2:15:33

and I was in there for an

2:15:35

hour Jesus But

2:15:37

it's done. I was just like how

2:15:39

am I gonna get through this? Lina's

2:15:43

mom to an appointment once and she's gonna do it

2:15:46

she left she really she kept saying I have phobia

2:15:48

I think she went to say claustrophobic, but she didn't

2:15:50

know the words so she could come doctor. I'm sorry

2:15:52

have phobia I'm good with that stuff, and I Also

2:15:56

my Tourette's you can't move or you ruin

2:15:58

it Oh, and

2:16:01

I was like dying. Oh, no move

2:16:03

right um The

2:16:06

first thing I asked him when I tell you that you're

2:16:08

moving no actually I was good He never told me I

2:16:10

was moving too much The

2:16:15

first thing I asked the guy when I came out is

2:16:17

people must freak out in there all the time right and

2:16:19

he said Yeah, it's horrible they

2:16:22

had um Actually,

2:16:25

I was watching Seinfeld they had this really clever

2:16:27

thing where I had these goggles with a mirror

2:16:31

So I was looking at a TV behind me

2:16:35

and I Was

2:16:37

like okay episode of Seinfeld is about 20

2:16:39

minutes I'm gonna be

2:16:41

in here an hour and I

2:16:43

would watch one episode. I was like dude. I Cannot

2:16:47

know 40 minutes of this shit Was

2:16:50

brutal it was really really terrible

2:16:53

experience I Can

2:16:56

get claustrophobic sometimes though, I don't know

2:16:58

I Don't have

2:17:00

it like really bad, but I feel like that

2:17:03

might be pretty bad I think

2:17:05

maybe for me that Tourette's thing was the

2:17:07

worst it was for it. Yeah They

2:17:10

yeah, they says most MRIs give you headphones with

2:17:13

music. I had headphones I

2:17:17

It's just horrible. It's crazy So

2:17:22

that but I did it you know There

2:17:24

it is All right.

2:17:26

Thank you everyone for standing by apologies for

2:17:29

that flame zack for that one No

2:17:32

more Zen. I'm just gonna do the Boba's gonna send

2:17:34

me to the toilet now This

2:17:39

is the life of a Ashkenazi Jew Spend

2:17:45

half your life on the toilet Ridiculous

2:17:49

oh No

2:17:52

the Seder we had kind of clogged me up

2:17:56

For real yeah, my took and do that

2:17:58

yeah, you get a lot of matzo clog

2:18:00

you up and add more brisket

2:18:02

than anything no

2:18:05

fiber just brisket brisket mom

2:18:07

made kugel um

2:18:11

chicken you know all

2:18:13

that stuff but yeah i couldn't go for like a day kugel

2:18:17

is a weird dish it is a

2:18:19

weird dish it's sweet pasta it's very

2:18:21

odd yeah i've never heard heard

2:18:23

of it before you've had it before i mean

2:18:25

oh you've had yeah before you came here i

2:18:27

tried it here but it's an askinazi thing they

2:18:30

have some listen the askinazis have some

2:18:32

great food matzo ball soup loved around

2:18:35

the world but man they have

2:18:37

some weird and terrible food as well kafilte

2:18:39

fish is a nightmare that should

2:18:42

not exist chopped liver chopped

2:18:44

liver is like old ladies

2:18:46

love that shit my mom

2:18:48

and your mom were talking shop about chopped

2:18:50

liver creplock

2:18:52

like what the fuck is that

2:18:55

chopped liver is so disgusting it

2:18:57

is so vile i

2:18:59

don't know the askinazi food i'll eat it but

2:19:01

i don't remember it's

2:19:04

like the stuffed like cabbage meat

2:19:06

thing you

2:19:09

know mom i i i guess i don't know that

2:19:11

it's cold is that where the

2:19:13

phrase comes from when am i chopped liver because no one wants

2:19:15

it yeah oh well i don't know that

2:19:19

it could be uh maybe type

2:19:21

origins origins

2:19:23

of what am i chopped

2:19:26

liver since

2:19:29

eating chopped liver may not be appreciated by

2:19:31

everyone the jewish english expression

2:19:33

what am i chopped liver signifies frustration or

2:19:35

anger at being ignored huh

2:19:38

that's interesting oh he got something

2:19:43

yeah you're you got it that's

2:19:45

it so you get the pun you got

2:19:47

to start to hear

2:19:49

aliz thank you so annoying

2:19:52

yeah he's

2:19:56

he's being silly he just wants to play It's

2:20:00

really he just wants to play all the time with everybody

2:20:07

Beep oh boo beep beep okay. I like we

2:20:09

got a poor John we're here. We got a

2:20:12

lot to get through yeah All

2:20:15

righty, so where were we we were on another

2:20:17

dimension by taka moon

2:20:20

Ian Let's

2:20:22

take a look Oh

2:20:37

Twilight fly-by-fly.

2:20:40

Oh, yeah,

2:20:42

there's a man. I haven't thought about in a

2:20:44

while Hey

2:20:53

ready, oh no oh My god Oh

2:21:24

so cool Now

2:21:45

on the ship round these parts here

2:21:48

if you wanted to talk do something here

2:21:50

you gotta ask the law for permission first

2:21:55

Ain't nobody shoot that fast don't try it

2:22:02

the ball

2:22:05

none one

2:22:23

more favorite moment in green screen history the 9

2:22:26

11 was such a clever usage of

2:22:28

you know just random footage I was

2:22:30

like really 9 11 stop it oh that

2:22:34

was badass well done Dan

2:22:46

you're welcome America saved

2:22:50

a lot of lives man here and abroad

2:22:52

frankly right Oh ducky

2:22:54

come here the pig so

2:22:57

funny he's one of

2:22:59

the finest dogs ever lived just

2:23:02

running around the night figure I

2:23:06

can't believe a big guy

2:23:09

he's a lot bigger than shredder yeah

2:23:13

but like you got him what two months ago three

2:23:15

months ago three four

2:23:17

four yeah something

2:23:20

like that they go full dog now yeah

2:23:23

yeah he's probably he's probably almost fully

2:23:26

grown they see that vet says he

2:23:28

grows till about one year hmm he's

2:23:31

a few more months yeah

2:23:33

but he's a big he's a big Yorkie so

2:23:36

that was fantastic thank you so much

2:23:38

to hakamunian

2:23:42

hakamunian is up against the

2:23:45

briefcase by old professional 9 0 2

2:23:47

8 it

2:23:54

is

2:23:56

this

2:23:58

one the green screen

2:24:00

election. Khun

2:24:50

Oh Oh

2:25:04

Jesus. Stop! God.

2:25:07

This, I whereas hate. This

2:25:11

is the worst shit I have.

2:25:17

I need t Here resistant

2:25:24

Bring your friends there's a crisis happening

2:25:26

on the moon Yeah,

2:26:01

he's good. You

2:26:08

need to stop forgiving

2:26:11

a hand for driving after? Stop

2:26:19

it. Uh

2:26:22

oh. Is

2:26:26

it raining? Is it a

2:26:28

hurricane? You're driving me.

2:26:30

Do you know where we are

2:26:32

going? Where? Join

2:26:36

me to hell. Get

2:26:39

off me. This is

2:26:42

crazy. Where

2:26:45

did we go? Where

2:26:48

are we going? Where did we

2:26:50

go? Oh my god. Hello

2:26:55

baby. Hello

2:26:58

there. Oh

2:27:05

dude, no way. I

2:27:07

think we were in that case. Wow,

2:27:09

that was great. Wow,

2:27:11

that was so good. Wow, that was supposed

2:27:13

to be a good ball. I gotta get

2:27:15

that standing on. That was

2:27:18

great. That was awesome

2:27:20

dude. That was so much fun.

2:27:23

The music was awesome. The

2:27:25

music, the typing of everything.

2:27:28

Golly. Aesthetically

2:27:30

it was beautiful. The editing again, thank

2:27:32

you so much. You

2:27:35

guys put so much work. By the way, thank you to

2:27:37

Ian and everyone for coming. I

2:27:41

think B's from Space original. Post

2:28:01

yeah, very little. Are you guys saying that

2:28:03

it was either bees or one of the other

2:28:05

finalists? Almost completely went

2:28:07

under the radar. Yeah, that was bees bees that

2:28:10

one was a beast That

2:28:14

was amazing old professional Honestly,

2:28:19

I'm sorry to talk on moonian,

2:28:21

but I Don't even

2:28:24

remember what happened in yours. I I

2:28:26

mean that with peace and love I don't what happened No,

2:28:29

I just what it was Twilight Good

2:28:35

it was good. I thought I had actually was

2:28:37

gonna win But

2:28:39

I don't know the old professional steps in the

2:28:41

ring what happened with

2:28:44

the briefcase and Blew

2:28:47

all of our minds. I mean these people are

2:28:49

so talented. Thank you so much. I

2:28:51

must have taken so much work. Yeah Holy

2:28:55

shit We're changed

2:28:57

right Dan. I don't see the

2:28:59

freaking pole dude. What the hell me neither.

2:29:01

I see it up. Yeah, yeah While

2:29:05

you guys are voting there's a question for

2:29:07

me There

2:29:10

it is You'll mention taking

2:29:12

an anti depression during pregnancy. Can you share

2:29:14

it? Can she share her experience? I

2:29:19

I just kept taking it and

2:29:21

I had no issue on doctors

2:29:24

advice by yeah About

2:29:26

it because it is a big I think

2:29:29

I Started

2:29:31

actually taking Lexa. I remember right after

2:29:33

theater was born and I've basically been

2:29:35

on it since so I've

2:29:38

done I've done two pregnancies now on it

2:29:41

and Yeah,

2:29:43

I think from my experience. It

2:29:45

seems totally fine. Both the kids are

2:29:50

Great. Mm-hmm. I think with Lexa pros, but

2:29:52

it really depends what drug you're on. So

2:29:54

definitely talk to your doctor I

2:29:56

think with Lexa probe there's I

2:30:00

don't think there's any evidence

2:30:02

that it does any harm to the

2:30:04

child But I don't know that I

2:30:07

don't know that that's true for every single one but

2:30:11

But um the the doctors

2:30:13

are basically say like Because

2:30:18

postpartum depression is such a real and Devastating

2:30:21

thing that can happen to people that

2:30:23

it's not worth stopping because the mother's

2:30:27

Mental health. Yeah is super

2:30:29

important obviously to the well-being of the

2:30:31

child and I remember before the pregnancy

2:30:33

with Bruce I Felt

2:30:35

like I was in a good place and I was

2:30:37

like maybe I should try stopping

2:30:39

it before I get pregnant because I knew

2:30:42

we were trying at the time and So

2:30:45

I stopped like with the with

2:30:47

the guidance of you know the

2:30:49

medical um

2:30:51

doctor at a time I gradually stopped it

2:30:54

and tried going like a month or

2:30:56

two without and I I

2:30:58

felt back to like my anxious Worrying

2:31:01

stuff. Well, I just thought coming back and

2:31:03

I was like, no, I'm gonna

2:31:05

go back to taking it. That's not This

2:31:09

is this is the scoop SSR eyes

2:31:11

are usually an option during pregnancy. These

2:31:13

include Silex a Zoloft

2:31:16

Lexapro Prozac wrists include high

2:31:18

pressure high blood pressure for

2:31:20

the pregnant person and Premature

2:31:23

birth these risks are low so

2:31:28

That's basically Obviously

2:31:30

talked to your doctor, but in our situation it

2:31:33

was definitely a good thing. Yeah

2:31:37

And I'm glad that you did Stay

2:31:39

on it And

2:31:42

that you were able to yeah, it's good.

2:31:45

Oh, I want to say this might be the first good Boba

2:31:47

I've ever had And

2:31:49

let me tell you all do I have the same

2:31:51

one as you I think so do we get the

2:31:54

same one? Yeah, it's the same. So

2:31:56

they actually made it good. There's

2:31:59

like no sugar and the actual drink.

2:32:01

It's just like cream and tea. The

2:32:05

Bobas are not very

2:32:07

sweet. If the drink is super sweet

2:32:09

the Bobas tastes like nothing because

2:32:12

it's you know I mean so now that

2:32:14

there's no sugar in this I eat the Boba it's

2:32:17

a little sweet but

2:32:20

so far that's never been done.

2:32:22

Nobody's ever done that. Nobody's

2:32:25

been able to do this before. Very

2:32:28

innovating. This place is good

2:32:30

though. Yeah we should give them a shout out.

2:32:33

It's Sun, Sunrite. Yeah it's actually the

2:32:35

only one that I really like. Me

2:32:37

too. This is my go-to. Sunrite T.

2:32:39

It's called a T studio. It's like...

2:32:49

T University. That's what I do every day.

2:32:51

I take

2:32:53

you guys to T University. T

2:32:55

University for a PhD. Alright that

2:32:58

was amazing. Obviously

2:33:00

we're gonna have a somewhat

2:33:03

of a blowout here. The briefcase was 73%

2:33:05

although I have to say another dimension again.

2:33:07

You should feel proud. You got 27% which

2:33:09

is a really good showing

2:33:11

against what I think is S

2:33:14

tier on next level stuff here.

2:33:16

What are you I just saw a

2:33:18

comment that reminded me that I wanted to mention one

2:33:20

other thing. This person

2:33:23

said I'm an NICU nurse

2:33:26

and sometimes the baby comes out a

2:33:28

little sleepy but they snap out of

2:33:30

it when

2:33:32

the mom takes Lexapro

2:33:34

or whatever you take in. But

2:33:37

I noticed that the nurses said that too.

2:33:39

Yeah I've heard that. I didn't know that

2:33:42

actually or maybe I did and I forgot.

2:33:44

It's not a big deal. It's nothing. So

2:33:49

I don't know maybe it could can sound scary

2:33:52

but that hasn't been like

2:33:54

something. Just listen to your doctor honestly. Talk

2:33:56

to your doctor. That's

2:34:00

all I have to say about that. All

2:34:04

right. Exciting stuff. So we

2:34:06

are halfway through our bracket. All right.

2:34:09

And just want to point out we are at 230,

2:34:11

so we have about an hour left. Let's

2:34:14

zoom through here. Oh,

2:34:17

do you want to quickly promote

2:34:19

the Teddy Fresh print box?

2:34:22

What do I say about that? We

2:34:25

released today this really cool

2:34:27

thing. It's a DIY

2:34:29

screen printing kit. So

2:34:32

if you ever wanted to experiment

2:34:34

with screen printing, this has basically

2:34:36

everything you need. The

2:34:38

instructions, the screen itself,

2:34:40

and plain t-shirts. That's cool.

2:34:43

And for me, I like this idea

2:34:45

a lot because I've done screen printing

2:34:47

in art school and it was super

2:34:49

intimidating and it was like, this is

2:34:51

all water-based so you can do it

2:34:53

at home. To

2:34:56

me, this seems less scary than the kind of stuff

2:34:58

I did at school. It's a good way to learn.

2:35:01

It's difficult though. It's

2:35:04

the kind of thing that takes practice. But

2:35:06

if you're interested in doing it, this is a great way to...

2:35:09

I used to do it with my friends

2:35:11

in middle school and high school to make

2:35:14

shirts. It's very

2:35:16

tricky. It's very tricky. But

2:35:18

it is fun. Once

2:35:21

you have the tools to do it, you can

2:35:23

get creative with it. You can make your own

2:35:25

stencils and do whatever you want with it basically.

2:35:28

I think a lot of famous t-shirt brands started

2:35:30

just from... Yeah. Or not... A

2:35:33

clothing brand. The Rip and Dip guy. He

2:35:35

told us that Ryan... What's

2:35:38

his name? Whatever, Ryan. The

2:35:41

corner. Yeah. He told us he

2:35:43

started with just printing t-shirts. I

2:35:46

also heard that from the Fubu guy. Or

2:35:49

you buy you guy. And

2:35:51

he's huge now. He started by just printing

2:35:54

t-shirts and... The Guy on

2:35:56

Shark Tank? Yeah. Damon John. That's

2:35:58

his big thing was Fubu. Yeah,

2:36:02

and he just started by I think

2:36:04

the brains hustling printed t-shirts. Yeah, I

2:36:06

wouldn't be surprised So

2:36:08

it's a great place to start if you're interested in like

2:36:10

streetwear and stuff So

2:36:13

the screen has a few

2:36:15

graphics that we selected that we thought would

2:36:17

be fun and Yeah,

2:36:30

thank you. Very cool All

2:36:37

right, so we're moving on to Across

2:36:44

the pod verse by

2:36:47

Tals I recognize this name tall skeleton

2:36:49

work We've

2:36:51

seen something from the made a video about us Like

2:36:56

a good essay on us basically

2:36:58

the opposite of what all the haters again Yeah,

2:37:04

what would they do they made a

2:37:06

positive video essay about us yeah, there

2:37:08

only one positive video for real I

2:37:10

remember seeing that. Oh Hold

2:37:13

on. Let me let me find out that this

2:37:15

person so I can suck them off It

2:37:20

was titled the most innovative show

2:37:22

on YouTube. Oh this is the

2:37:24

show Yeah,

2:37:29

the most innovative show on YouTube hey

2:37:31

it did pretty good 200,000 Although

2:37:35

I did other videos have a lot of views. Holy shit

2:37:38

Wow Check

2:37:40

them out. This is tall skeleton Obviously

2:37:45

super smart super insightful and

2:37:49

Probably one of the most clever guys in the world here.

2:37:52

It is across the pod verse by tall skeleton Yeah,

2:38:02

I'm retracing them. I'm

2:38:25

running out of skin, where I'm fucking

2:38:29

with you, Z. Power

2:38:31

Rangers, we're going to go

2:38:33

to my house at 8pm.

2:38:38

Diddy's going to be over

2:38:40

there. Human cigarettes. Well,

2:38:43

what's that? You

2:38:46

need help? Help yourself, you dumb bitch. Enjoy

2:38:50

the fall, idiot. Fuck

2:38:53

you Batman. Oh

2:38:56

fuck your bitch. You

2:38:59

went nothing but a hound dog. Oh,

2:39:02

you going to grab on? No, no. Fuck

2:39:06

you. You're

2:39:08

going back. Oh no,

2:39:12

minicar, I'm on. What the fuck?

2:39:15

This is not a real gun. I'm

2:39:17

going to fuck your mom. I

2:39:19

give up. Sleep

2:39:24

tight, Zilly. I'm

2:39:31

going to fuck your mom. I'm

2:39:39

going to fuck your mom.

2:39:43

I'm going to fuck your mom. I'm

2:39:47

going to fuck your mom. I'm

2:39:50

going to fuck your mom. That

2:39:53

was for your video, right Lena? No.

2:40:00

Oh god damn you look

2:40:02

ugly. No

2:40:10

we can't take that out. It's

2:40:14

pre-made in the morning. Oh

2:40:18

my god. Oh

2:40:25

my god. Why?

2:40:34

Why? It's so beautiful.

2:40:40

It is. It's

2:40:43

so beautiful. It is. It's

2:40:46

like I've... Wow.

2:40:51

Right on. Wow.

2:40:56

Wow. Amazing.

2:41:01

It was a beautiful Odyssey. I mean, you can

2:41:03

tell this guy loves this show. Yeah. And

2:41:07

I love you, Paul Skeleton. Yeah, I recognize

2:41:09

that name, Paul Skeleton. Maybe they were... Oh,

2:41:13

you're doing what I do. Yeah, you're doing it.

2:41:15

You're pulling an AV. And it's

2:41:17

okay because you're in the bathroom. You weren't here. Okay.

2:41:19

We thought we did all that. We

2:41:21

talked about Paul Skeleton. Yeah. One

2:41:25

thing I don't know if the audience... Dan

2:41:27

used to work at CPK. No way. We

2:41:31

talked about Paul Skeleton. He did the... Were

2:41:35

you guys aware of the footage in that edit that

2:41:37

he made though? We recorded that

2:41:39

on a green screen. Oh.

2:41:42

Yeah. Oh,

2:41:45

fuck you, Dan. It's a fun little

2:41:47

fact. That's

2:41:50

really clever. That was

2:41:53

moving, honestly. Yeah, that was beautiful.

2:41:55

Thank you, Paul Skeleton. We love you, man. Yeah.

2:42:00

All right, so tall skeleton. I don't know who's up next but

2:42:02

you have a tough battle ahead of you H3

2:42:05

verse the Alpha verse Oh to universe

2:42:08

by careless Charlie Here

2:42:11

we go No

2:42:17

matter how many times I tap

2:42:19

my ruby red slippers together I

2:42:21

still find myself between these walls I've

2:42:24

gathered you here because the multiverse needs

2:42:27

your help Timelines are being

2:42:29

taken over by masculine. Hold on for

2:42:31

example. Look at what's enough Nathaniel that

2:42:33

they're able to AI it Oh, yeah,

2:42:36

nowadays. You don't need more than a

2:42:38

minute for real. Yeah Wow,

2:42:41

I've not really ever used this software before

2:42:44

11 lives, baby. Okay. Well, but

2:42:47

in timeline 42 Andrew

2:42:49

Tate has become a world-famous gamer

2:42:51

with an exclusive twitch deal But

2:42:54

one of y'all helped me out by going over to

2:42:56

that damn boys timeline and putting them in his place

2:43:00

Thank you My

2:43:25

God faith has been restored like a hibiscus

2:43:28

growing in the cemetery Another

2:43:30

time I need to help check

2:43:33

this one out. We want to y'all

2:43:35

stop the masculine from replacing Eminem Oh

2:44:00

I'm proud of my soul, in juice, on

2:44:02

my boy, I say yo! That

2:44:05

is so cool! It's the year! My

2:44:09

dad and apple pie, Facebook

2:44:12

games and picnics and the lie

2:44:16

Hey guys! My

2:44:20

work and my life, a

2:44:22

prize that only freedom

2:44:24

understands That's

2:44:31

America! That's

2:44:34

America to me! There's

2:44:39

only one more

2:44:42

timeline that needs fixing, and

2:44:44

it's yours. Somebody needs to prevent the

2:44:46

top podcast from being presented by a man with

2:44:49

hot dogs for nipples. I love you! I

2:44:54

love you! I

2:44:59

love you! You

2:45:03

sound beautiful! There's

2:45:06

so many wackos out there that think that

2:45:08

vaccines are you know,

2:45:11

a scam, or they're dangerous. I

2:45:14

apologize. Joe Rogan, 2-1-3. What

2:45:18

the hell? Just

2:45:22

what I thought. Whoever

2:45:26

was coming up couldn't compete with

2:45:28

tall skeleton. This is the first

2:45:30

time I don't know which one

2:45:32

to vote for. No idea. You

2:45:38

throw it up the box, I don't know

2:45:40

who to vote for. So

2:45:42

we have tall skeleton

2:45:44

versus uh, careless

2:45:49

charlie, the alpha verse versus the

2:45:51

pod verse. Fuck. The

2:45:57

pod verse. They

2:46:00

were both kind of like, but how

2:46:02

do I vote this? I don't know what

2:46:04

to do. Well, I gotta tell you the

2:46:06

audience is very divided too. This is definitely

2:46:08

the closest. Let me see. I haven't voted

2:46:10

yet. Big massive dumps.

2:46:13

Oh my god, I don't know what to do. The

2:46:16

second guy had some really creative things

2:46:18

that I've not seen before. Jordan Peterson

2:46:20

doing freestyle battles. That was crazy. And

2:46:25

then you with the America sign really

2:46:28

got me. That crowd

2:46:30

loved that. Oh,

2:46:33

I don't know. Olivia versus

2:46:35

Rogan. That was awesome. It's

2:46:37

tough. The first one had so much detail in

2:46:40

it. Yeah. And then the second one, like Olivia

2:46:42

wasn't even on a green screen there. They keyed

2:46:44

her out of her normal show. It was pretty

2:46:46

good. They're amazing. You

2:46:48

know, I, this

2:46:51

is tough, man. I'm

2:46:53

looking at the vote. I voted. I'm not going to say

2:46:55

for which one, but right now, across

2:46:57

the pod verse, that's

2:47:01

tall skeleton, right? That is the first one.

2:47:04

He's in the lead, but only by a

2:47:06

few points, 54% across the pod verse, 46% alphabers.

2:47:13

This is the closest one. Peter

2:47:15

heads, Peterson heads out there,

2:47:17

get your votes in. If you

2:47:20

believe in clean rooms and lobsters,

2:47:23

I guess. Both

2:47:26

of these had less than a hundred

2:47:28

votes. I was shocked. Well, really? Yeah.

2:47:31

Wow. Yeah. This one here, I noticed

2:47:33

30. There we go. Fine. I

2:47:36

don't know if it's just people are like, I

2:47:38

wonder if people are just like, Oh, they'll, they'll

2:47:41

watch it on the show if it's good. Yeah.

2:47:44

I think that's a little risky. It's

2:47:46

true. It's the way to do it. So

2:47:50

I'll let a few more votes trickle in here, but oh, shit.

2:47:54

Just tightened across the pod verse went down to 53%.

2:47:58

Big mess. a 47%

2:48:02

Wow Wow

2:48:08

And this really so tense At

2:48:12

this moment, I don't know who's gonna win I Don't

2:48:16

know I Just

2:48:19

don't know they call them dumps. They just call

2:48:21

them massive dumps Massive

2:48:23

alright, so if it's not moving by the time

2:48:25

it gets to 6,500, let's say We

2:48:30

will we will move on 53%

2:48:33

across the podverse by tall skeleton

2:48:36

is in the lead fit a

2:48:40

Couple hundred more votes to go and I'm happy

2:48:42

for him cuz you know he because

2:48:44

he bigs us up Right.

2:48:46

Oh, yeah, there's no way the easiest

2:48:49

way to become my best friend is just to be

2:48:51

nice to me That's

2:48:54

all I asked just be nice to me. Isn't that what

2:48:56

everybody wants? Yeah, but like there's

2:48:58

not many people that are nice to me online true,

2:49:00

but to be fair there's not many people I am

2:49:02

nice to online Pretty

2:49:05

much none All

2:49:09

right, let's wrap it up is there's no movement across

2:49:12

the podverse is gonna take it barely

2:49:15

tall skeleton congratulations Session

2:49:19

I cannot believe that

2:49:21

the alpha verse an edit that

2:49:23

good Didn't advance.

2:49:25

That's just the caliber of

2:49:28

skill and quality that

2:49:30

we have here in the audience Before

2:49:36

we move on just quick $5 donation just

2:49:38

came in here I just became a member

2:49:40

again to tell Dan that you know and

2:49:42

he's so fast what the fuck Became

2:49:45

a member again to tell Dan that Ela and Ethan

2:49:47

had a baby if he was wondering why you guys

2:49:49

had some time off Yes,

2:49:52

I was not aware of that Right

2:49:57

I was really frustrated Like

2:50:00

Ethan is getting slacking on the

2:50:02

show. He's so lazy. I know I'm sorry about

2:50:05

that. I should have told you guys. Yeah So,

2:50:08

thank you. I did mention actually I think you were in the bathroom That

2:50:12

you guys had a baby. Yeah, laugh it

2:50:14

all up. I'll see you guys on Drama Alert in a

2:50:16

few years Okay,

2:50:25

I'm kidding I didn't hear I

2:50:27

said laugh it up. I said laugh

2:50:29

it up. I'll see you guys all on Drama Alert in a

2:50:31

few years. I don't get it Remember

2:50:33

that nightmare you had where I was talking shit

2:50:36

on another podcast. Oh Fuck

2:50:38

I forgot about that. I

2:50:40

had a nightmare about AV going on another

2:50:42

podcast. Yeah Yeah,

2:50:45

you were you talked about anything, but you were in the

2:50:47

bathroom. So Okay,

2:50:52

what was I gonna say we're

2:50:54

moving on we're moving on that's what we're gonna say Oh,

2:50:58

I see an entry from the Jersey

2:51:00

lawman how exciting uh-huh he's in this

2:51:02

bracket But

2:51:04

first we have the Zach Lewis Redemption

2:51:07

by Ben likes pie and while we're

2:51:09

on the topic of the Zach Lewis

2:51:11

Redemption Zach Lewis just put out his

2:51:13

first album Second

2:51:15

second album. Yeah, you're in the bathroom

2:51:18

for the first album Yeah That's

2:51:24

Lewis second album you want to plug it down.

2:51:26

Yeah It's

2:51:37

called the flowers will be dead by midnight Show

2:51:42

coming out live at the echo place August

2:51:44

11th. We're doing a special sale this week an

2:51:47

album week tickets are cheap Yeah,

2:51:50

but yeah go stream it Spotify Apple music very proud of

2:51:52

it. Hope you all listen to it. Yeah,

2:51:55

congratulations You

2:51:57

have the distinct title has

2:51:59

been the only musical artist to plug

2:52:01

more than Oliver Trejo. Exactly. No,

2:52:07

but you just, we all love it. We want to

2:52:09

support and we love it. Thank you very much. I

2:52:12

appreciate that. I saw the video posted on Instagram. I

2:52:14

was very happy for you. Thank you.

2:52:16

Thank you. I did everything for it.

2:52:18

I designed the album cover. I produced it. I mixed

2:52:20

it. I planned it. Wow. It's

2:52:23

a beautiful expression. Yeah. A creative

2:52:25

expression. Thank you. Even can you check

2:52:27

the Discord real quick? Yeah. Yeah.

2:52:29

You, Zack, A.B. is doing a good, he

2:52:32

said Zack just released a new album. Oh,

2:52:36

yeah. We just talked about it. Okay. Yeah.

2:52:40

We just talked about it. But I appreciate it. Thank

2:52:43

you. Yeah. Um, we ordered

2:52:45

Boba, A.B. You

2:52:48

did? All right. All

2:52:50

right. Enough. So let's start with the

2:52:53

Zack Lewis Redemption by Ben Likes Pie.

2:52:55

Oh, I like pie. Actually,

2:52:59

actually, I don't. Oh,

2:53:01

that's cool. Actually, I don't. You know, I

2:53:04

don't like pie either. I'm not a pie guy.

2:53:07

I like a good Bunk King. Yeah.

2:53:10

I like cakes better than pies.

2:53:12

Absolutely. Pies are like kind

2:53:14

of weird. What are you people?

2:53:18

I don't understand why it's even a genre.

2:53:20

I'm not a cooked fruit girl. I just

2:53:22

don't want it that I don't want that.

2:53:25

The only pie that I kind of like is

2:53:27

pecan pie. Yep. And

2:53:30

even then I just like the top part. I

2:53:32

like the top where it's like crusty and you have

2:53:34

the candy pecan. But the gooey

2:53:36

inside is like. I

2:53:38

think I have a version to it. Like, did

2:53:41

your mom ever make the hot fruit on like

2:53:43

Passover, Hanukk, or anything? No. Oh,

2:53:45

like where that you boiled the fruit? Yeah. Yes,

2:53:48

my mom makes that. Like grandmother makes that shit

2:53:50

and I'm just like. Boiled

2:53:53

fruit? Yeah. You know

2:53:55

something that your dad used to do that I

2:53:57

thought was so vile? What? It's

2:53:59

all. But people like it. It's not even that

2:54:01

crazy Who

2:54:03

took that photo is that you Lena? Yeah,

2:54:06

and I just I want to give you a heads up

2:54:09

I think while you were gone in the bathroom somebody clogged

2:54:11

the toilet You

2:54:17

want to show this on my screen who

2:54:20

the fuck clogged the toilet yeah again

2:54:26

Thanks for snitching Lena I can see your silhouette on the

2:54:28

wall How do you

2:54:30

know that you don't cuz your Was

2:54:32

loud girl. I would never do

2:54:34

that to you Ethan sure of course. I'm a beautiful

2:54:36

head. I take it back I

2:54:39

was about to mind that oh, yeah, he would it

2:54:42

he would soak almonds and water and

2:54:44

it's not a big deal, right? It's

2:54:47

not gross, but like I like almonds

2:54:49

and this soaked almonds. They

2:54:51

just start nasty So

2:54:54

not that big of a deal really. Thank

2:54:56

you All right

2:54:58

here, I don't know if I would call it nasty, but I get

2:55:00

you It's just way worse.

2:55:03

So you didn't have to put it in water. It's better

2:55:05

without the water There's

2:55:08

an extra step that you don't need to

2:55:10

do all right that closed redemption Was

2:55:13

an ordinary stakeout we were moments

2:55:15

away from nabbing another predator before

2:55:17

the strangest thing happened an unhinged

2:55:20

man actually wandered into the house

2:55:24

Hello at first it seemed the man was

2:55:26

on the side of the predator this guy

2:55:30

Eager to change the man's opinion I

2:55:32

showed him the disgusting chat logs of

2:55:35

the predator The man was finally convinced

2:55:37

and he began to berate the predator

2:55:39

knock it off How

2:55:42

can you do that to me man oddly

2:55:44

who's the guy that's getting Roman

2:55:47

Polanski okay, I see as what he looked

2:55:50

yeah, you think you're right here So he

2:55:52

has so yeah, that's accurate much

2:55:54

zen he frequently forgot I was even

2:55:56

there And

2:56:00

on his way to jail, it was at

2:56:02

this time that the authorities discovered the man

2:56:05

had a warrant out for his arrest One

2:56:08

charge of shitting on a lawn.

2:56:10

The man was promptly arrested. This

2:56:12

man was Zach Lewis Who

2:56:16

are you? Morgan Freeman. I'm

2:56:18

here to do the narration. I'm doing the

2:56:20

narration. We're at the prison section of the

2:56:22

video I'm obligated to narrate

2:56:24

all prison scenes. This is my story.

2:56:26

Don't make me call down the wrath

2:56:28

of God I'm gonna hit you harder

2:56:30

than dad hit Matt Watson. I'm gonna

2:56:32

give you seven seconds before I kick

2:56:34

your ass. Come here Go

2:56:41

on and cry home bitch, okay, let's

2:56:43

get back to it No,

2:56:46

you're not a sketch in

2:56:48

this day and age Shitting on a lawn

2:56:50

was considered by many to be one of the

2:56:52

worst crimes a single person can do Second

2:56:55

only to watching 30 seconds of a

2:56:57

jakeball boxing match on a live podcast

2:57:00

The sound lab began his life of incarceration

2:57:04

The once my show of the sound bites

2:57:06

was forced to bite his tongue as he

2:57:08

endured the sounds of an unforgiving Is

2:57:25

that the Epstein room Or

2:57:28

no that she room have like orange but he

2:57:30

refused to let go of his crime with the

2:57:32

image of uneaten ass in his mind Zach

2:57:35

again planned his escape It

2:57:40

all started with a simple act of rebellion

2:57:50

For every outburst Zachary

2:57:52

was punished, indoor physical

2:57:54

pain, psychological torment

2:57:56

Are you really gonna wear that today?

2:57:59

Sexually coercion. A really

2:58:01

quick game of rock paper scissors and

2:58:04

break it. Knock it off! But a

2:58:06

soul can only kick soul nuts before

2:58:08

it breaks entirely. Knock it off! Zachary

2:58:12

needed his freedom. Digging

2:58:14

a hole through his cell walls, he

2:58:16

escapes. Sarge!

2:58:20

Zachary crawled to freedom from

2:58:22

500 yards of shit smelling

2:58:24

foundness I can't even imagine.

2:58:27

It's coming! Oh

2:58:30

no, part of that! That's

2:58:36

a lot of shit! This

2:58:40

can go on forever, so let's just

2:58:42

skip to the end.

2:58:50

It was in this moment Zachary found himself

2:58:52

in the spot in which he was always

2:58:54

destined to arrive. It was

2:58:57

the only place Zachary truly felt liberated.

2:59:00

It was here where he became alive.

2:59:03

Yeah! Zachary was finally... Fuck

2:59:05

yeah, dude! Wow.

2:59:09

Wonderful. Wonderful. Wow, another banger. Wonderful.

2:59:13

I mean, this is a great game. I'm so happy. I'm

2:59:15

so happy. I'm so happy.

2:59:17

I'm so happy. I'm so happy. I'm so happy.

2:59:20

I'm so happy. I'm so

2:59:22

happy. I'm so happy. I'm so happy. I'm so

2:59:24

happy. Oh, I made it. Truly a

2:59:26

treat, man. Oh, there's one more. Go

2:59:28

for the day? Okay, hold on. This

2:59:30

guy's a long time fan. Whoa, yeah.

2:59:33

That's a classic. This person, out of

2:59:35

no other gender, is a long time

2:59:37

fan. Holy smokes. She started doing these

2:59:39

again. For the outro.

2:59:41

When we were making Ethan and Hila

2:59:43

videos, I just would put a silly

2:59:45

H3 meme at the end. Stop

2:59:48

writing. Yeah. Those were all whole

2:59:50

different... That

2:59:53

was a lifetime ago, man. All the music. They

2:59:56

are, Farah.

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