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My ears feel stuffed. You

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know what I mean. But

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everyone for being here today. It

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long awaited. Looking

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for? Do this to a talking to Jesse

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Li Peterson who they. Really

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funny and he and and again

0:50

I warn you guys up front.

0:53

Extremely. Offensive: A Road.

0:56

Races. Transfer back homophobic

0:58

Whatever. Oh back. He's.

1:01

Got it? So

1:04

I'm to be talking him at two thirty.

1:06

This guy know you. Gay? God

1:10

as well. If. He does

1:12

your something I don't You think they got

1:14

major gay. I.

1:16

Guess I think God made us however more

1:18

if. The. Logic: He's

1:21

already got you tripped up fire. Obvious. This

1:23

a job dude. That's gonna walk

1:25

all over your betas how by. Here's

1:27

a clip of i'm just because that

1:29

earlier ab just sent this to me

1:31

but this is great. There's so many

1:33

great clips of them here he is

1:35

arm our can take a pastor. It's.

1:38

In line at the age of

1:40

nine I am I knew that

1:42

I like that. I like. The.

1:45

Same sex? Yeah, How did you become that

1:47

way? I. Don't

1:49

become that way as as I noted

1:51

that was my and eight major to

1:53

be to to to like mean and

1:55

so how did your nation go for

1:57

my natural nature of being a man.

2:00

They are male to an unnatural nature

2:02

of being come in a woman. How

2:04

does that happen? Ziad. Is

2:06

seldom at that only twenty. Like a good

2:08

thing to say that you're gay, so you're

2:10

a woman. To

2:12

multiply Like And that people get

2:14

tripped up right? Because like It's

2:16

like what. Advances

2:19

you know if you a boy

2:21

or national may all right. You're.

2:24

Born in our to move right? You are

2:26

right on. I am. I am a male

2:28

currently sitting in front of the but how

2:30

did you go for be on a natural

2:33

mail to an unnatural woman. Susan.

2:35

I'm not a woman, but isn't

2:37

homosexuality? is the being a female?

2:39

feelings. Know who does it

2:41

snow? What is it is that has. Been

2:44

basis is nobody interviews like him. I

2:47

genuinely mean that you know the skies

2:49

are is a unique saw say that.

2:53

Day as a they gave in

2:55

a homosexual with every time Like

2:58

said that a person wants to

3:00

raise, identify themselves isn't in a

3:02

state of being a me this

3:04

this this is who that person

3:06

is is is if I'm not

3:08

a one man I am a

3:11

man City here in front of

3:13

you having a conversation. I will Team

3:15

is just like you are. You do have

3:17

a male pause but not a current that

3:19

are to do you buy that will do

3:21

to reduce uses I live our lives in

3:24

released. By the way,

3:26

he posted this on his channel. At.

3:30

Me: Do you

3:33

feel that ah may know you feel like a female?

3:35

I am a male. Sitting here for a number would

3:37

use. Where do you feel like at it like she

3:39

does this thing where like. He'll. Ask you

3:42

the same question. Twenty.

3:44

Times until you're so like.

3:47

Confused. And then he's like Gaia.

3:51

Like it or Mccain does it here.

3:53

l Inside I am a male citizen

3:55

a number that ever inside you feel

3:57

like a man or woman. I'm

4:00

a male sitting here in front of

4:02

you so that answers your question. I'd

4:04

I'd also like anything because I am

4:06

a man. You don't feel like neither

4:08

male nor woman. I

4:11

am a male city him I don't know if

4:13

he does it on purpose or why I have

4:15

no idea but you as it becomes interesting so

4:17

we look I for to talk and me being

4:20

a lead. A

4:22

decided to disagree about serve. So.

4:25

I you will be like a all your life

4:27

or with his pass. This

4:29

too shall pass. So

4:33

I'm size look forward to

4:35

Friday Sept so we're going

4:37

to be doing content court

4:39

is coming back. Gavel to

4:41

in the scales of justice

4:43

Salma. We

4:48

will make sure that they

4:50

are finely balanced. To

4:53

melt. Celica

4:56

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some stuff until law Jesse causing

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lady here super nice. She's on

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tic toc I guess she's She

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does nail art stuff. Super talented.

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Three. Year. Were.

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himself or so much

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good way. More

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detailed work on subsidies are my

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job as a dog or yeah,

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but the I. Won't.

6:10

See sales abandoned. I get

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a boon grimace shake. She

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has all the names fan so soon to.

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check her out. Discover Shoutout to

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on tic toc bria be art. Gabi.

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Atmosphere: Although Sam.

6:56

Some. People

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were I'm thinking Sam

7:01

for coming out with.

7:05

Her on. Concessional

7:07

about the mascara The Lori L

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mascara. They were saying they were

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having issues and it's clicked for

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them. When.

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Sam shared her story bravely and

7:17

I wanted to say thank you

7:19

to sales. And

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I want to soften sunday. That

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7:45

then she goes on to state that she thinks is

7:48

Laurie out the way my body a rose from the

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dead. Set from

7:52

the dead of night, The

7:55

relegation just slammed my consciousness was insane.

7:58

Yeah, so anyway, mail for Sam. The.

8:07

With my head is like a fish tank

8:09

of mucus. I

8:12

feel worse than yesterday's some out

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of the pufferfish. Angered I don't

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feel like more sick, I feel

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more congested. When

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you it some a miracle spray that can

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season and knows very if you gotta. You

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gotta stuff you know that homes and congested

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and your sinuses to watch as much as

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motor company since. Coming up

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soon. Maybe like ten minutes now.

8:54

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8:56

probably have a are allergic reaction and die

8:58

on the air. Something great content recruited for

9:00

some of it is for longer it would

9:03

get a lot of these are having him

9:05

on it as though. If

9:07

I died on air with that, be democratized. Does

9:10

it depends how I die? We.

9:13

Can do like a weekend at Bernie's typing. Sure,

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9:19

thing only Tls around like arts but

9:21

even if the if it were done

9:23

artistically I wonder. When the garnering you

9:25

can make that claim may be missing a

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he lacked the castle who. Were. Know

9:30

if I had like an allergic reaction and

9:32

I probably would have suffocate. Right

9:34

then I think probably. Would be it

9:36

would be agonizing. I think it be

9:38

a that hiring by wouldn't like. Guess

9:40

what is it was like a really

9:42

six like really long Rube Goldberg machine

9:45

that lasted like ten minutes. Yeah like

9:47

this whole like mechanism. And

9:49

that emphasis on capital city

9:51

in bed. And that's Fucking

9:54

Arrow articles. Something tells me.

9:57

That they might think that was okay. And Martha.

10:01

Like a really sick Ruble about

10:03

maybe the static is you've ever

10:05

made it up Best one yeah

10:07

like on Blow Lucky allegedly any

10:10

time soon as is often home

10:12

and you play Peewee Herman. This

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visit, the authority also contradict

10:19

the imminent decent than. Less

10:26

sense the top is. I'll years of the

10:28

way to talk about said ability. To talk

10:30

about. Finally we have the time. To

10:33

talk about Jimmy Leon: Tiger Belly.

10:36

We've been lately. I have time. Know

10:39

yes we audio Von just is gonna be here

10:41

any minute Now He's not. On

10:43

Jimmy the good appetizer for just I feel

10:45

like. The. Warm Us mean that's true

10:48

if you saw Jimmy was on his via

10:50

like D C. Uncle Jesse suit a son

10:52

of a bitch. I'm.

10:57

Also we have this fantastic Tip

10:59

Top Ramen report on break dancing

11:01

Deadbeat dad are phenomenal. Call

11:04

home. Or back and

11:06

forth with his dad and there and his daughter

11:09

on tic toc as he bears in his family.

11:11

To. Become a to a great dancer.

11:15

And as sixty five was the oldest

11:17

man that competes is phenomenal. Also

11:20

have a new Alpha Guru that lab

11:23

him dying to discuss. I'm

11:25

we have a whole thing we'd we'd save a

11:27

lot a great stuff. That ability to get to

11:29

services phenomenal. Let's

11:32

start with Jimmy though. So

11:36

listen the think the whole podcast

11:38

shared his. And

11:40

again, thank you to Bobby! This was a

11:42

personal favor he did for me. He called

11:44

me during the interviewed at the I'd Talk

11:46

briefly on it. I'm

11:49

because he was like dude, what the

11:51

fuck is this Which I half expected.

11:54

To. Get that call. The

11:58

whole episode is one forty. Features

12:00

mostly Jamie Kennedy.

12:05

And. Then at the very end they bring

12:07

out. Jamie. Lee. Around

12:11

basically right before an hour mark so.

12:14

So. I'm gonna watch

12:16

a Supercar. Soup

12:22

gotta. Get

12:28

a read a magazine

12:30

months he said com

12:32

mais. Um.

12:35

Dia. Solas. Guy had a was

12:37

isn't I mean I have time like a wash

12:39

the whole fucking forty minutes. Real.

12:41

Time I think out as going to be

12:43

or any minute. Now I'm like what don't

12:45

worry guys is super cut his eleven minutes.

12:50

It's gotta be good carrier thank

12:52

you to on. Irby

12:55

He. For. Putting the

12:57

time and to do is for us present them. As.

12:59

A guy we have another guy has that

13:01

are made in here. Is

13:04

a crazy person will say that he says he's

13:06

fifty by we think he seventy I select. This is

13:08

a set up. Know that? Exciting. I swear to

13:10

god was his name's. Jamie

13:12

Lee says what is i jimmy

13:14

or get what if is it

13:16

press and it yeah like I

13:18

said jimmy's while guy with tech

13:20

opportunity to sports yeah maybe let

13:23

it sit at the are some

13:25

either I don't I feel like

13:27

I said he put his foot

13:29

up for some crazy reason. Jimmy.

13:32

Is wearing the same jumpsuit head

13:34

of the bracelet as Jamie Kennedy.

13:37

Which. Leads Jimmy of Jamie

13:40

Kennedy. Was. Sounds similar

13:42

to Jimmy Lead in a weird

13:44

way. Mix with Bobby down a

13:46

path of paranoia. In which

13:48

he thinks he's been praying and

13:50

again let's not forget sees the

13:52

Jamie Kennedy experiment guy and his

13:55

his show was about pricing people

13:57

so run he's all up in

13:59

his head. Right now, this is

14:01

purely a coincidence and or line

14:03

is absolutely coincidental. Everything about this.

14:05

Is so funny? Or Amy at this? He's

14:08

tripping out and I don't blame it. On

14:12

Dodgers weird, really throws a wrench in simplicity

14:14

and is so paranoid the hope of with

14:16

it why and made the whole thing a

14:18

lot better and allow a new and his

14:20

name been Jimmy we are you said Jamie

14:23

Kennedy but also Bobby Lee. Combine.

14:25

The two name something may have made his mind

14:27

is racing. It. Truly

14:29

is and and and mile as gray

14:31

haired is a bit this year. Some

14:34

either either, You'll I don't. I feel

14:36

isolated places together. What's in the earth's

14:38

this is compliments from my hotel The

14:40

Peninsula Hotel. Yeah that's answers for we're

14:43

of and I didn't have. You're invited.

14:45

I'm not going. To

14:47

be angry about. Honestly about it, all your

14:49

inner schools are other houses are so I'm

14:52

wondering to Jimmy right? Yes yeah, James dan

14:54

a lot on Yahoo the whatever can ask

14:56

him about what's on your head and. Well

14:59

a guy came up to me. I mean I mean

15:01

lot. Bobby gets his of even larger as it is

15:03

at. The editor did a great job. Yes. He.

15:06

Is or losing his mind. He has no

15:08

idea what's happening. Jamie's with major and a

15:10

guy runs up the city. Play for the

15:12

New York's Scm and I said why do

15:14

you think I played for the New York

15:16

City's as you were in a football helmet.

15:19

Go to Assess I was born. it was

15:21

for the I, my wife's got them whom

15:23

for Bobby? what do I hadn't done By

15:25

the way down to host or Lean Charles?

15:28

yeah he was that from England in Osaka.

15:30

Does. I'll. Tell my son had to. Wait, What's

15:32

in here? Open again! I'm a of I would

15:34

love Bobby's you know because it editor's from the

15:36

hotel in a filed now with something you'll love

15:38

it's it's one of your favorite some fucking look

15:40

at it I would love news of that has

15:42

please. So it's Asian foods and I'll say this.

15:47

Though he came out. And.

15:50

He brought him take out a lizard

15:52

stairs man. What

15:54

it is, it's or does it. Is. Is

15:56

is take out. Asian food is about his

15:58

age and. Horrendous. But that

16:00

pause was so funny on his his

16:02

high five into the fizz ball. As.

16:05

A raise the luxury of made his

16:07

got some are single game sunrise come

16:09

Subsystems he observed way may go go

16:11

to know what has another area is

16:13

a seven month. a wizard of says

16:15

that they they just have a sea

16:17

of risks the better that I think

16:19

he might like. Are they making fun

16:21

of me right? Like cause this is

16:23

like just weird race system are they

16:25

making fun of yeah oh my god

16:27

these point of smart though my not

16:29

saying anything just observing. he's a Garda.

16:32

Aghast, At gasp.

16:35

Aghast, Blow

16:38

their. Does. See

16:41

your from a Florida. New Jersey

16:44

useless you an actor. So

16:46

I don't Bob what I do I do have

16:48

their of is over some ever met him please

16:51

don't do to be hostile not be hostile choice

16:53

to say that I yeah I'm a dentist by

16:55

day and at a so called comedian and by

16:57

know you are what for So I've said is

16:59

this real months you don't know each other as

17:01

either I never met my may have a real

17:03

and you came on this pod worries and and

17:06

promote I'm gonna let bought by Bobby's the hosts

17:08

whatever he wants easily here to promote as I

17:10

know that is just like you know he's on

17:12

your were a fact that. He's

17:15

building baby sitters better. Than

17:17

the he's building a career right before your

17:19

eyes. Is. Creating

17:21

far more my friend. If.

17:24

You ever did that may be your career would have

17:26

gone a little better. I'm kidding he

17:28

had a great career I think I don't

17:30

know anything bad smells was one seems like

17:32

a great a really nice guy and funny

17:34

guy from listen to music in an old

17:36

school. the masked to him asked to i

17:38

think them I went straight to Dvd a

17:40

mask still was. Really

17:43

good. Personally,

17:46

I think as his head he's got a message

17:48

from eaten yeah so you that have this guy

17:50

on I got allow right but then say that

17:52

I said now either georgia cause always something today

17:54

as I don't know what's going on but you're

17:56

really going to have you were same outfit is

17:58

a taste. Wouldn't sit in the

18:01

why not every other word as the about

18:03

authors know where do you do comedy I

18:05

and seen you around saw a lot of

18:07

shoes in the men's room because my jokes

18:09

or shit to be on sucessfully divulges, yelling

18:11

and even different from our. You

18:15

could say that muslims. He

18:18

is. he a fully developed.

18:20

It's more like am Six

18:22

of Bulbous Stillborn. His career

18:24

stillborn and fortune is a

18:26

terrible analogy to make by

18:28

the and. My. Wife is pregnant.

18:30

Shame on me. Or

18:33

is it. Will his

18:35

career is horrific though. Maybe

18:37

it does need something that you know. Disturbing.

18:40

Too. Many. Was good. On

18:45

when I owe them from entertainers I started doing

18:47

sales and it isn't work Mimic I've ever seen

18:49

him in any nearby mountain dance halls of now

18:51

and then. What else to do with us? It

18:53

off like the scream to know he can and

18:55

always. You know little. While.

18:58

I use Remembers show the Jamie Kennedy Experiment. I

19:00

mean I remember that show being on T

19:02

V, been on think ever watch that either. I'm

19:04

just not in his world. I'm not either. I'm

19:07

not a know nothing about dream less learn

19:09

a little bit about Jamie Kennedy here. I think

19:11

the only thing I know dreaming had any from

19:13

his from that infamous Katie Away. New Years

19:15

Eve broadcasts eats and do you remember? we watched

19:17

it on the podcast years ago when as like

19:20

the biggest disaster it was like a New

19:22

Years Eve celebration thing and he was hosting it.

19:25

Was. Semi that. Is.

19:28

So anyway here. Yet when we were kids he

19:30

was doing all these kinds of like. Director

19:33

of the Board type of beats. You.

19:36

Know they mean that as a whole genre films

19:38

back then. Wacky Comedian

19:40

now split in a position

19:42

of power. Idiocy.

19:47

Oh golly, he was a little or. Boy.

19:50

He's in the Mask to. The

19:52

son of the mass. He. Was does. Where's

19:55

our words are semi his sister. How.

20:05

We would have hit with their production evidence

20:07

that they're live in they don't know it

20:09

in there like. Know

20:11

like to hear the five years

20:14

Surprised. He was this a little bit. That

20:16

and. My gears are clogged the

20:18

jazz outfits a big deal. For

20:23

my mental image. I

20:25

got it has or something like that

20:28

I'm fine as our that among them

20:30

was are camera or fairly high. As

20:33

a lie, want that? The paintings, where's

20:36

our were succeed manager. Only

20:40

so. Many

20:44

gosh, how does nobody yell at

20:46

them? Are I was

20:48

the back to Twenty Thirty second was Do

20:50

Stones Who is where? Shannon, Elizabeth, Everybody we

20:52

all live live live in his New Years

20:54

or more to the As. As a long

20:57

video i don't think I've German as you

20:59

are you deaf Lab was on The Pagans.

21:01

But. Like forever ago. With. First

21:04

year of the Pagans. Jamie Kennedy.

21:06

Now poor Jamie Kennedy Kitchen strays.

21:08

many. Wait I want

21:10

to keep watching. ah well they're worth watching

21:12

and I also a i haven't checked for

21:14

copyright. I have no idea if this is

21:16

like a viral hog clip or something like

21:18

that. so I gonna hug for viral have

21:20

the media let me check it and the

21:22

maybe we can come back to it after

21:24

after this a writer com. Um.

21:27

That's awesome though that he's having like a. Below.

21:29

Riley moment right before going back. You.

21:33

Know stop following through

21:35

with. Insane.

21:39

He's passionate. On

21:42

every other word as though not offers I

21:44

was very little money I have a long

21:46

run saw a lot of shoes in the

21:48

men's room because my job sir shit to

21:50

be on sucessfully divulges the how. Long. Have you

21:52

been doing comedy? or ib to com a ten

21:55

years i started doing stand of that didn't

21:57

work was in the sand up and then

21:59

i said streets And I start getting

22:01

these views from Brazil becoming on the street.

22:03

Okay, so this is the thing He's he's

22:05

trying to play off the Brazil thing like

22:08

it's real because you guys probably

22:10

remember. Excuse me. My nose is just It's

22:13

like a dry lake bed. You know how that looks

22:16

that's the inside wall of my entire

22:18

nose like a salt flat Mm-hmm. Yeah,

22:21

dude. It's just like caked on

22:24

Try it's fucked up. You know, I'm

22:26

prolonging the bars in your nose, bro

22:30

Right now they're picking it up at the store right now

22:37

Miracles are coming Well,

22:39

fuck it Go

22:43

for it. No, I felt

22:45

better yesterday. So maybe we need to hit that

22:47

Oh Reuse

22:50

I think I just found my favorite soundbite

22:52

of all time. What Jimmy

22:54

that edit that up that Jimmy they put

22:56

the fucking reaver back on Wow,

23:00

it is good It

23:03

is good And it's

23:06

especially good because nobody anybody who didn't

23:08

watch this specific moment of show will

23:10

have no fucking idea Jimmy

23:19

has these wonderful moments that are nobody

23:21

could predict. I mean all different flavors

23:23

like yeah Funniest

23:26

when he's not trying to be funny Chocolate

23:29

mocha, you know Oh,

23:32

I forgot when Sam was here. We all forgot to make

23:34

the Jimmy Lee joke. I got my eye on you I

23:37

I'd set it off here. You did? Yeah We

23:41

should have called in to do it that would have been a

23:43

special moment for him, but he's out he's

23:45

out It's done It's

23:50

done Are

23:52

you straight culminated here? It doesn't

23:54

we I feel like the Jimmy Lee project

23:57

might be like this is the

23:59

culmination Mm-hmm. This is it. He's

24:01

like a regular on Howie Mandel now. He's

24:04

been on there twice. Right. He's

24:06

his problem now. Howie's such a good guy. Jimmy

24:10

texts him. He goes, hey, I'm in town. Can I

24:12

do your show? Howie's like, sure. We fo-

24:14

we kind of foisted Jimmy. Yeah,

24:17

you know. We

24:19

kind of foisted Howie with Jimmy. He's

24:23

your problem now, dude. There's that scary movie.

24:25

It follows where you pass on the curse.

24:27

Jimmy's like, yeah, yeah. There's

24:29

a great Seinfeld episode about the foisting. Or

24:31

is that a curve? It was a curve,

24:33

yeah. By the

24:35

way, did you- have you caught up in any of the new

24:37

episodes of Curb? I watched the first episode. I forgot that it's

24:39

on. Third episode of this season? Unbelievably

24:43

funny. Okay, good. I'll catch up then.

24:46

Nice. Bye. Alright,

24:48

Jimmy, go- Go

24:51

on, please. As you were saying, this

24:54

video is no longer available. Amazing.

24:58

Amazing. I'll refresh. Okay, so there's a guy.

25:01

We have another guy here. Alright, let me

25:03

try to find the spot. God damn it.

25:06

If I was on day cool, that's whenever would I have- rip out

25:08

me a little bit. Um,

25:11

okay. Well, we got a message from Ethan.

25:13

Yeah, so you gotta have this guy on. I go, I don't

25:15

know, right? But then it's like, then I said no. And then

25:18

Georgia goes, oh, he's coming today, so I don't know

25:20

what's going on. Oh, it's really good to have you.

25:22

You're wearing the same outfit as Jamie. I know, it

25:24

makes me think this is the worst kind of reverse

25:26

work. No, not only reverse work. Where do you do

25:28

comedy? I haven't seen you around in a certain- Oh,

25:31

a lot of shows in the men's room because my

25:33

jokes are shit, to be honest. So it's not fully

25:35

developed yet. How long have you been doing comedy? I've

25:38

been doing comedy ten years. I started doing Stan. Wow,

25:40

that was the birth of a meme. Wow,

25:44

that's a special moment. We should all reflect on

25:46

this. You were-

25:48

and we were here. Where were

25:50

you when the- Shout

25:53

out to Woofie again for pulling that so

25:55

quick. Damn, he's- that boy's fat. Damn,

25:57

you got the woof? That's like- Four

26:00

shows in a row he's been mentioned. Woof! That's

26:03

all fucking... You said in the woofs? The

26:05

woof cloud is on the rise, baby! In which for

26:07

the wolf? We should have come into a race. Invest

26:09

in the wolf! Invest in wolfs? In my wolf? Wolf

26:12

coin is up to the moon, baby. Woah!

26:16

And that didn't work. What did?

26:18

To stand up. And then I

26:20

did street comedy and I start getting these views from

26:22

Brazil. Street comedy on the street? No. On

26:25

the street? No, on the street comedy? Yeah, I

26:27

was saying. When he was on, we were like,

26:29

dude, why is 95% of your followers from Brazil?

26:31

He has like 1.2 million. He has

26:33

more followers on a daily basis than Kylie Jenner. He's

26:36

soon going to surpass Selena, I think, for

26:39

number one most followed. And 95%

26:41

of them are all in Brazil. So we're like,

26:43

why is that? And now he's concocted this story.

26:45

What she's starting to believe, I think, is

26:47

that he has a huge following in Brazil. It's

26:50

becoming self-aware. Nothing gets self-aware.

26:52

I don't know. I think he might

26:55

believe it. Not a lie if you believe it. Yeah.

26:59

Somebody like insult style, very offensive. And the more

27:01

offensive I was, the more views I got. Right.

27:04

So that's what I heard that you were a such a rip out me a little bit. In

27:10

terms of your race or your race. Give

27:12

me your fumbling in the bag. He

27:15

sex you up so nice. Bro, he said

27:17

roast me. This

27:19

is your whole thing. He goes, what about your race?

27:21

What do you want me to joke about? Yeah, you

27:23

from a bag to go take

27:26

out Chinese food. In terms of?

27:29

Yes, the race, the body. But

27:32

look, everything. In

27:35

terms of the smell. What

27:37

do I do again? We

27:41

love Bob. I genuinely love Bobby Lee.

27:43

He's such a great guy. Lay,

27:45

love tiger belly. Yeah,

27:47

really. He's a good dude. So

27:49

I got it. Right. So that's what I heard that

27:52

you were a such a rip out me a little bit. In

27:56

terms of your race or your weight. Yeah,

28:00

okay. I don't

28:02

think I have a joke for you. Oh, Jimmy! Wow,

28:05

you're really good! What are you

28:07

doing? You don't have

28:09

a Korean joke? Well,

28:11

an Asian joke? An

28:14

Asian wife joke? Bring them

28:16

Asian. That's your special team, bro!

28:19

Bring them Caucasian but never Asian? Bring

28:21

them Asian, never Caucasian. You know, not too much starch

28:24

on the collar. I don't even know what that means.

28:27

Hey, Halloween

28:29

Charlie? Yeah, trigger

28:32

treat Charlie. Trigger treat Charlie?

28:35

We're still trying to decode that one for you. Yeah.

28:39

You know these guys? Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.

28:42

This is so weird. This

28:44

is not real. He's

28:46

done this to us, so I know exactly.

28:48

He brings in these kids that are fans

28:50

of ours probably, that he's just are there,

28:52

free. And

28:55

he goes, bring in the team during the show so

28:58

that they can film concurrently to Bobby.

29:01

Why do you need them to film? So

29:03

it's for media. Social media. FOMO. It's

29:06

for social media. So I make a FOMO, yeah. So Jamie,

29:08

again, starts tripping the fuck out

29:11

rightfully so. Oh

29:13

yeah, yeah. This is so fucking weird.

29:15

Here, hold on. This is not real.

29:19

What's not real? Who are these? This is

29:21

so weird. This is not real. I don't believe

29:23

this is real. Jamie, for one fucking second. Jamie,

29:26

I saw you! Guy would not come

29:28

in with an Adidas and he's flying

29:30

through. Jamie, can't even swear

29:32

on me. How is it? Yeah. No,

29:35

no, no. And you got it. You're letting

29:37

these dudes in. I filmed pictures. Where are

29:39

you talking? They care on

29:41

something. I swear on the dolly loll. I

29:43

swear on the dolly. Hey, Jamie, let me tell you something right

29:46

now. Jamie, honestly. Jamie, you can leave

29:48

right now if you want. He didn't know. You can

29:50

leave right now. It's not going to fucking affect us.

29:52

I'm going to ask you to stay in it. Oh!

29:54

That's not right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. On my life? Honestly,

29:57

Jamie. Why would

29:59

you let me do that? strangers

30:01

in those guys

30:04

came in to film your oh oh oh

30:06

guess what came in you're filming I get

30:08

a fat girl and bank a lie yeah

30:11

I know man Jamie you know how

30:13

I feel about it I've been dealing

30:15

with this guy for years damn

30:18

near a decade maybe half a decade now me and

30:20

Jimmy go way back 2014 yeah 2015 dude almost a

30:26

decade yeah of Jimmy Lee Jimmy's

30:30

greatest hits I

30:33

need to know what's happening so

30:35

these guys came in hold on I'm gonna ask you

30:37

questions they don't have sweatsuits though did they come in

30:40

to film your content they came in to help if

30:42

Bobby would allow it but you didn't even ask yeah

30:44

you didn't ask that's true what are you guys but

30:46

he's right who gave them the cue to walk in

30:50

yeah I think it takes to them or something I think

30:52

so too yeah I think he did too yeah tell

30:55

me for social media

30:57

are you guys real are

31:00

you real like is this real is this a work

31:02

gee why would I work you dude because I don't

31:05

know I would never work this

31:07

is where I know you got these

31:09

dude yeah then how do I would

31:11

then you got your hair is that

31:13

your hair and I perfect spray on

31:15

maybe they're making fun of

31:17

him because he's got a receding hair I don't

31:19

know what his hairline looks like but imagine he's

31:22

in his head big-time like they're calling me bald

31:24

they're calling me racist like poor Jamie

31:26

Kennedy man all those years

31:28

experimenting on people's come back to haunt you less he

31:34

experiment or experiment

31:36

less the experiment you become the

31:38

experiment I don't know yeah

31:40

he's got a he has what could be

31:42

described by some as a as

31:46

a receiving hairline on

31:48

life support and

31:50

I mean that with all the blood in the world and

31:55

I say that with the privilege of course of

31:57

having a hairline that's frankly I

32:02

mean, what

32:05

do you call a hairline like that? Reliable

32:09

as a... As

32:12

sure as the Statue of Liberty raises

32:14

her torch in

32:16

the air, my hairline doth shine

32:19

to all the bald

32:21

men of the world. Look

32:23

upon my hairline and know

32:25

thy king. I mean, bald, dumb

32:28

bastard. Uh,

32:31

Noah, we love Jamie. Yeah, he's 53. I

32:33

mean... He's holding on. He's

32:36

doing good. He's doing good. The same age as

32:38

Jimmy. Yeah, that's right. Okay,

32:41

that's funny. That's funny. He

32:43

really fucking tries to pass that off. Oh,

32:46

man. Oh my... This is a character.

32:48

Yeah, I know. But because of

32:50

my podcast, I'd be like, yo, yo, yo, who

32:53

are these guys? What are you doing? You're

32:55

not doing that. It makes me think that you are

32:58

in on it. Hey, hey, hey. But it

33:00

looks like it would be a setup. Jimmy, Jimmy. Just let

33:02

me just talk to my friend, Jamie real quick. Okay?

33:07

You know how to get a fat dog? That's Bobby. I

33:09

love Bobby. He's just the best.

33:12

Bitch. Look at me right now. Okay.

33:15

I can't... No, look at me right now, okay?

33:17

I swear to God on my mother's life. Oh, God. All right?

33:20

I just found out a minute before you were coming over, he's like,

33:22

we're going to do 10 more minutes with some of the other guys.

33:24

I go, how does that work? I go,

33:26

who is it? So I had to educate myself on it.

33:28

And then like, I don't know. I don't know who these two guys

33:30

are. I don't... That's why you could leave

33:32

at any moment. It's not a prank or anything like that. I

33:35

want you to feel that way. How would I know that you

33:37

were going to dress like that? You're good. You're selling it as

33:39

you believe it hard. I'm looking at you and you kind of

33:41

are selling it. It

33:43

reminds me of like when I was... be like

33:45

high and just paranoid about everything. Yeah. You

33:48

know, that's what Jimmy's doing to this

33:50

poor man. You know? Staying

33:53

up on iPhone. We literally have one more minute. Can

33:55

you do some before we're done? I'll

34:00

give you two more minutes, but we're done. You were asked they

34:02

asked you and they said you've got a big following So he

34:04

says hey my friends come in and I really don't know I'm

34:07

so stay so I did but I just thought as a prank

34:09

So I this is your time So and you have 1.2 million

34:11

and are they all real followers? There's no way

34:14

despite what age 3 says good question I'll tell

34:16

you why because because based on your like ratio

34:18

and your followers. It's not real. I'm sorry I

34:20

don't want to be I don't be confrontational. So

34:22

you're not that are you How

34:25

are you? I'm fine. How are you?

34:27

No? How? Okay, that's funny. How

34:29

old are you? I

34:32

thought that he thought was genuinely funny How

34:35

old are you good? That's funny. I

34:37

like it Check

34:41

out that way that his hair like It's

34:45

like a wave. It's like a man. I like

34:47

that shape It's like a

34:49

peninsula or like a I don't know. It's

34:51

like a cliffside a beachside cliff a dome

34:53

beautiful mural you could paint on it I've

34:57

never seen it that fluffy. You're right Gorgeous

34:59

a lot of okay. I like it Picasso You

35:02

could do it. You could do a whole picnic on the

35:04

top side of his forehead. I Know

35:07

that he moves Yeah,

35:09

we need to taper into the poof a little bit.

35:11

Oh We should

35:13

get Jimmy a tapered fade No

35:16

Jimmy's out We

35:19

should get another guy though We

35:22

should get someone wants boss yeah,

35:24

yeah, we got to find that new

35:26

weird old wealthy old man Delusional

35:37

old man to hang out with

35:39

should we it would be kind of funny if we'd went

35:41

to a motts boss arc arc And

35:44

then it would be like in direct opposition to

35:46

Jimmy And then it would

35:48

start this whole thing where Jimmy's like an outward enemy

35:51

of the show right and then Motts

35:53

boss and him are in open conflict.

35:55

He lives up to his name. He

35:57

actually turns into the outlaw He's

36:00

gonna kill Mont boss. Um, yeah, we

36:02

could get the moss boss a try.

36:05

It's not the real time It's mozzarella

36:07

time. Let's let's be friends with you

36:10

Listen, I know what I love mozzarella. I

36:12

love mozzarella cheese. It's probably the best cheese.

36:15

It's up there the top three What's

36:18

in your top three cheese? Oh I'll

36:23

answer I've got that answer you got a ready

36:25

in the pocket Mozzarella is got

36:28

to be in the top

36:30

three. Okay, I love monster

36:32

cheese Okay, me. It's

36:34

delicious. It's good on everything. Not a

36:37

huge fan myself, but It's

36:41

a respectable choice Okay,

36:44

fine. What are you gonna put blue cheese freak?

36:46

No, fuck no. Okay, you know the funny thing

36:48

isn't everyone I know that's in the tribe likes

36:51

loves monster cheese. It's phenomenal. Yeah,

36:53

and then the other one I'm

36:56

gonna go out there and I'm gonna say I Like

36:59

pepper Jack, but that's kind of does the same thing

37:01

as monsters. What I'm gonna say is the for versatility

37:04

Okay, got a kick though. Monster doesn't have a

37:06

kick to me. It's kind of doing the same

37:08

note. It's like creamy But

37:12

yeah To

37:14

me for favor profile and diversity,

37:17

I'm gonna go parmesan Incredible

37:19

interesting. I mean, yeah facility

37:23

Parmesan is phenomenal. I respect your top three.

37:25

Yeah. Okay. I just don't know if I'm

37:30

You Did something weird up

37:32

there Olivia I sensed yeah,

37:34

I like a sharp cheese like

37:37

a super sharp cheese, so Yeah,

37:39

I love a sharp cheddar. I love a blue cheese Road

37:42

such as nasty girl. I literally start on

37:45

it. It's like I'm not eating this. This

37:47

is 2024 We don't have

37:49

to eat moldy food anymore. So good. Yeah,

37:51

I don't get down with that either Like

37:54

the sharp piece. Yeah, what about like Brie?

37:56

I like Brie. It's not my favorite. I'll

37:59

eat it But it's just like it needs

38:02

like acidity or something. Three is here to stay

38:05

You know what's probably you know what's making them my top three? What?

38:08

No nobody's mentioned yet is feta. That

38:11

is phenomenal The

38:14

Greek really outdid themselves. Yeah with the

38:16

feta and the olives democracy democracy feta

38:18

and olives Did we owe so much

38:20

to the oh so much to them?

38:22

I mean feta and olives alone, right?

38:26

Did the Greeks come up with feta? I'm just kind

38:28

of going along with that but I think that

38:30

actually true Let's fact-check it. Uh, yeah, it looks

38:32

like yeah, it's a Greek brined white cheese And

38:34

then what about the olives? They did that too,

38:36

I'm cool Well

38:40

All of those the plant no, but pickled

38:42

olives as we know them. Oh, okay. I

38:44

mean doing that kind of stuff Yeah, that's

38:46

great olives man. Oh What

38:49

else do they do? What

38:52

they do pedophilia, yeah, they did do that

38:54

we just about do that. They

38:56

may actually have invented lolly We

38:59

disavow that so you they

39:01

did good and they get some of

39:03

those weird paintings on the pottery Pretty

39:06

sus pretty sus. So can we eat all

39:09

can we continue to eat olives in good

39:11

faith? No, we've all jerked at the lolly

39:13

We must know that olives we can't put

39:15

that on course the great made olives. That's

39:17

like do you listen to Michael Jackson? Okay,

39:21

well then you should stop being all It's

39:26

not a stretch there's a direct line You

39:34

gotta get over you have some weird food

39:36

stuff then and you're and I just want

39:38

the best for you Yeah, olives is just

39:40

it's like I hate them dude all there's

39:43

so many different types of olives. Yeah

39:46

Universally you hate all I just all

39:48

did I'm with you brother. Thank you.

39:50

Oh my god I got

39:52

to do a spread of olives. I feel

39:55

like there's no way That

39:57

y'all are gonna hate the olives that I've got on

39:59

death You know what, maybe I hate

40:01

the Greek. I hate Greek yogurt. I

40:03

hate olives. Do

40:05

you like feta? I do like feta. Okay.

40:08

We gotta send you to catch predators, buddy. You're

40:10

the whole fit. Vanguard

40:13

against CP. Putting

40:15

his foot down where no one else could. I

40:17

think it's pretty sussy. I

40:20

do too, buddy. I bet. You know

40:22

who loves olives? Vosch. For sure. Oh

40:25

no. Tacoma

40:28

wept. Apple

40:30

wept. So

40:33

the spray came in. Unfortunately, they ran out

40:35

of the mucinex. I can't speak to the

40:37

miraculous nature. Vicks?

40:39

No, it's Vicks. Vicks is bringing in... I

40:42

mean, Vicks is a good brand. But,

40:44

mucinex sold out for a reason because it made a

40:46

miracle. This one we'll find out. Interesting. We don't know

40:48

if it's the same formula. We

40:50

don't know. Yep, we'll see. I need that shit. Can I

40:52

put it in my ears? I'm

40:55

not gonna say no. I'm not a doctor. I put it in my

40:57

nose, but that's on you. Can I pour

40:59

it into my ear drones? No, that's probably a really bad

41:01

idea. How do you know that? Maybe

41:04

the optometrist or the ear mouth...

41:07

Fucking ear mouth. Nose guy. Isn't

41:12

it... Thank you so much, Kim. Thank you.

41:15

12 hours of relief. Fast.

41:17

Sinus congestion and pressure relief. Ultra

41:20

fine mist. Sinus. Severe.

41:22

That's what I am. Vicks.

41:26

I mean, Vicks is the OG. If they

41:28

can't do it, who can? Mucinex definitely can.

41:31

That's who definitely can. We know that. That's not in debate.

41:35

Alright, let's take a look here. Product

41:37

demonstration. Sinex.

41:42

Instructions. Do

41:44

not pour in ear. Oh,

41:46

wow. Oh, well. Did they

41:48

specify that? Glad we didn't try that. I'm

41:50

kidding you. Let's see. Prime the

41:53

pump. By firmly pressing

41:55

its rim several times. Whole

41:57

container with thumb at base. Sounds

42:00

like they're telling me how to jerk off

42:02

whole container with thumb at base and nozzle

42:04

between first and second finger Sounds

42:06

like it's the Jesse Peterson. Wait, this took a

42:09

weird twist Without

42:12

tilting your head insert nozzle into

42:14

your nostril if you're going with

42:17

the masturbation metaphor Oh,

42:20

how am I supposed to insert my

42:22

nozzle into my nostril? Although my nose

42:24

is fucking massive Oh Wait,

42:29

how many squirts 10

42:32

sure. Maybe two or three braids in each

42:34

nostril All

42:37

right Well, you

42:39

guys always say you don't read the instructions. I just

42:41

go I appreciate that you know, I'm being I'm being

42:43

real with it Yeah, no, I'm priming it. I'm not

42:45

gonna read it priming it. Oh You

42:49

guys see that at home prime. Yeah, it's prime. Oh, it's

42:52

ready to go I don't know if you guys can see

42:54

that I got it. I saw Alright

42:57

two or three. Let's go. So you slam it

42:59

like up in there. I'm not gonna turn like

43:01

you pointed slightly You

43:03

push it like all the way up against your yeah

43:06

Like you see where the cap ends

43:08

and it becomes like the bottle that goes all

43:10

the way in Yeah, like up up to the

43:12

glass like this and then as you know a

43:14

little bit more No,

43:19

don't know I'm saying you got to get it down

43:21

to the glass part. Yeah This

43:23

part. Yeah. All right Now

43:27

you push up Breathe

43:30

in as you spray stick your funger.

43:32

That's not a bad Do

43:35

you breathe it in? Yep. Oh nice

43:37

indeed nice minty kind of flavor happening

43:39

there Hit

43:41

the other one. Yeah You

43:44

think we're supposed to spray it slightly outwards

43:47

to the right side upward

43:50

Your nasal does straight up straight up. It kind

43:53

of goes slightly inward when they said two to

43:55

three I could do another one I'm good for

43:57

another yeah like

43:59

this One for good luck dude. And point it

44:01

inwards to your brain if that makes sense. Like that. I

44:04

can't breathe. Oh god. Okay.

44:06

Do you feel the miracles working? I

44:10

don't know yet. Should

44:15

it be happening already? I don't know. Blow

44:17

out your nose and see. Wait

44:19

already? No. No, no. I

44:22

feel like the medicine's still there. That's feels minty.

44:24

Feels minty. Oh that's nice. This

44:26

side feels clear. This side. This side. Might

44:29

need another two. This side is clear.

44:32

Okay, that's progress. Hold

44:34

on. Hold on. One more time.

44:37

One more time. This one. Okay, I'm getting right

44:39

up in there. Get it up in there. Angle

44:41

it in. Yeah. Here it goes.

44:44

Get your fucking ass up and work. That

44:46

one went down in my throat dude. You

44:49

stood a line of vixx. Signings. Well

44:53

it's all connected so that's great news.

44:55

Yeah. Clear pipe. Clear

44:57

pipe. Yeah. Yeah.

45:00

Thrilling content. Yeah. This

45:02

is why the people watch. Fair? Yeah,

45:05

it's so clear man. I

45:08

can't hear. What's

45:11

in this though? That makes me concerned. What

45:14

kind of liquid is just annihilating

45:16

the mucus in my nose. Miracles

45:18

dude. I called this. Dreams. Hopes.

45:22

Anything you want. It worked. The

45:25

drug is called oxymetazoline. Is

45:27

this going to get. Let's

45:29

do a side effects. I want to read the

45:31

worst side effects possible from this. What

45:34

is it? Oxy what?

45:36

Oxymetazoline. Metazoline.

45:38

Someone in the chat said

45:40

it'll damage your nose lining.

45:43

If you use it for too long.

45:45

Oh for real. Too many hits. It's

45:47

an alpha 1a. Dude I'm clear. Yo.

45:51

I wasn't I wasn't saying.

45:54

No bullshit when I was evangelizing that. I wouldn't lead you

45:56

astray. Yeah. You're clear.

45:58

Wow. Go ahead Dan, what's

46:00

gonna happen to me now? Well

46:03

I'm looking for the side effects here Uh...

46:06

Any sudden death? Incretion So

46:09

it's in condition Increase and running

46:11

your stuffy nose Flirt vision Irregular

46:13

Or fast heartbeat Headache

46:15

Dizziness Drownsiness Oh god I'm

46:17

feeling all right Lightheadedness High blood pressure Nervousness Trembling Trouble

46:20

sleeping And death You're feeling all of those?

46:22

I'm blur- my vision is blurry and I

46:24

was just starting to feel it even before

46:26

you said that My heart is racing Fine

46:30

Maybe take a couple more of them I made

46:32

up the death one Yeah, fire with fire maybe

46:35

it's not No, I assume the death one was

46:37

It's not actually enough I need another

46:39

drug to conquer my blurry vision

46:42

and racing heartbeat Thank

46:44

you Cameron Yep, no sex All right, back

46:46

to Jimmy Where

46:50

did it all go though? It's like Drano

46:52

for your nose Like where

46:55

did it all go? To heaven It probably

46:57

got absorbed into the lining of your sinuses

46:59

It actually opens a black hole in there

47:01

and Because when I blow my

47:03

nose It's hard I've been snoring for a long time

47:05

That's a significant amount of material

47:08

Mmhmm And you're telling me

47:10

a quick couple of sprays of this just evaporates it?

47:13

I don't know, something fishy is happening with this spray

47:16

It's too good to be true We got weights

47:18

in fish We got weights in fish over

47:20

here All right, go ahead Jimmy

47:23

You have 2900 comment or likes and

47:25

21 comments on 1.2? Yeah

47:32

Wow Yeah, yeah, the

47:34

ratio's not right Wow I

47:36

don't like lions I don't like lions,

47:38

be honest with me dude You bought the power You

47:41

bought the power Don't worry Jimmy I didn't So

47:43

your company did these guys No, I don't know, I just met them No

47:46

you didn't You

47:48

have one comment One comment I wish

47:50

they would actually like take a moment

47:52

to reflect on what is actually posted

47:55

How are you saying those posters are

47:57

Because like that shit's even crazier than

47:59

the The ratio

48:01

I took them down.

48:03

I didn't like one comment Mason

48:06

makes them who my Social

48:09

media guy Mason Yeah, I

48:11

don't make them I post them how I'm

48:13

confused of what's happening here. Yeah, so You're

48:17

an agent of chaos. Yeah, we do

48:19

Panaman mayhem chaos on He's

48:22

so funny how he just takes that he's like

48:24

you are a yeah, we

48:26

do a little pandemonium on the streets Okay,

48:29

I'm gonna blow my nose now Lovely

48:32

lovely. Let's see it Out

48:35

of frame classy classy. We love to see

48:37

it out of the mic Nice

48:40

nice green screen there. I iron that

48:43

oh Did

48:47

a bunch of stardust come out from all the

48:50

miracles dude everything is gone oh I

48:57

Believe I can fly I

49:01

believe I can touch the sky

49:15

Everything we watched our Kelly's trapped in the

49:17

closet It's like an hour

49:19

and a half long all of them. I watched about

49:21

45 minutes of it. That shit is wild. He's nuts

49:24

Yeah, definitely we should

49:26

have known we should have known earlier. Yeah Like

49:29

40 minutes long. It's like an

49:31

hour 45. I don't listen to it. Yeah,

49:33

it's it's a good watch Look

49:35

back at yeah fucking insane

49:38

Holy fuck, man. I guess

49:41

people with with sinus problems. This is probably

49:43

old news They're probably like yeah, obviously dumbass

49:45

this shit around forever There's

49:47

one I used to use that's just pretty much

49:49

salt water. It kind of works too

49:51

salt water Yeah, that's right. I mean we works. Well.

49:53

I would use on the on the babies. Yeah, it

49:55

works super good Don't use that again for

49:58

another 12 hours and don't use it more than three days Don't

50:00

ever don't not use that again in 48 hour

50:02

your nose may Turn

50:05

into mush and and you know the

50:08

barrier between your nostrils will disintegrate Fucking

50:14

yeah, dude. I go ahead mr.

50:16

Pandemonium dr. Pandemonium

50:19

oh God

50:24

What's up, Reddit it

50:26

just says video no longer available again, so

50:28

I got a review Let's

50:31

skip forward try to find the right spot here. I

50:34

don't know I just met them. Yeah, no you did 2500

50:38

you have one comment I

50:43

didn't like one comment. What

50:45

is Mason makes them who

50:47

my Social media

50:49

guys Mason. Oh really yeah,

50:51

I don't make them. I post them how

50:53

I'm confused of what's happening here Yeah, so

50:56

you're an agent of chaos. Yeah, we do

50:58

pantomime and mayhem chaos on the street That's

51:02

that's what okay, so you're like you're

51:04

like okay. What are your dreams like? What's

51:06

the big goal should I tell them dude I? Just

51:10

want to get famous. I'm an older

51:12

guy. I'm financially successful Oh, are you

51:14

by the way and it's so brutally

51:16

honest that it almost doesn't make sense

51:18

unless you really know Jimmy and

51:20

his Historyonic experiences, but

51:23

to say my goal is to just

51:25

become famous is like It

51:28

sounds fake It's

51:30

like you just want to be famous. What are you talking

51:32

about like that's it because

51:35

usually it's like fame or Women

51:39

sometimes cynically men do that It's

51:43

not just the fame the fame is a vehicle right

51:45

mm-hmm Not forgive me.

51:47

I like the honest. I don't I believe

51:49

that I do blue But you also was

51:51

claiming they was in the 50s, and I

51:53

don't think so all your you're you're in

51:55

the ballpark How long

51:57

were you practicing dentist? I still am

51:59

one And you're like, what are you like when

52:02

you're doing Jimmy Lee when the dental

52:04

office? Yeah, I'm normal I'm

52:13

normal yet how he and I were talking about he

52:15

said it's sad. Dolly who how we man? Do you

52:17

know how he's name dropping how he met? Yeah,

52:21

dude, he's rubbing shoulders with Hollywood's

52:23

elite He's

52:26

made it man in his

52:28

podcast Yeah, how are you getting

52:30

all these pots Ethan was a big help and I want to

52:32

thank Wow Each information. I mean,

52:34

I respect your honesty about saying you just want

52:36

to be famous I want to be loved because

52:38

I think growing up my mom was bipolar and

52:41

my father took care And now he knows that

52:43

this this story was a hit Our

52:45

show so he took it. He took the

52:47

show on the road with the bipolar mother

52:49

bit And

52:52

it yeah, it's interesting. It's interesting. I

52:54

mean my brother I didn't get love so I'm

52:56

just want to be loved by the world I

52:58

don't want money from people. So, you know, it's

53:00

funny when you're young You don't realize the environment

53:02

you're into you're older and then you realize it

53:04

to you It's normal because that's your kid and

53:07

you don't realize it to your older Yeah, first

53:09

I was gonna know what to expect. Mm-hmm, but

53:11

you know you remind what you just said it

53:13

hit home with me Oh, thanks, Bob. Thank you

53:17

No, no, I said the same

53:19

I Like

53:22

your arm is yeah, but you came in

53:24

you just have to come in normal lay

53:26

the table normal And then talk but

53:28

you came in all fucking crazy. You got these two.

53:31

I don't these are your fucking boys

53:33

your friend Do you believe that was not a prank? Do

53:35

you believe me now? Uh, I

53:37

wanted to be a proctologist Bobby, but that's a job

53:39

you start at the bottom and stay there. Hello How

53:45

are your children I have two boys, how are they

53:48

happy They're good kids. Oh,

53:50

they're good kids ones in dental school once in college Oh,

53:52

wow, you're making them go to dental school the thing that

53:55

you didn't want to do. I want them to be It

53:58

is interesting. I didn't know that one of his

54:00

sons were in dental school. I talk kindly. I

54:02

met the two boys and they seem

54:05

like tremendous young men. Dental

54:09

school. Yeah

54:12

his whole like Rodney Dangerfield all-timey

54:14

thing. These

54:16

are professional comedians so they immediately pick up

54:19

on the shtick that he's doing. Chanel's

54:22

and make a comfortable living. Alright that's

54:25

in the show and thank you thanks

54:28

for the Korean food. Thank

54:30

you. Little racist. Why?

54:32

I don't eat this shit man. I

54:34

don't hate you at all. He loves you. I just didn't

54:36

know what was happening because I haven't seen Bobby in a

54:38

while. There's a lot of his... I haven't either seen Bobby

54:40

in a while. We're

54:43

trying to get a hold of Ethan right now. Yeah I'm gonna

54:45

call Ethan. Put it on the mic please. Oh shit

54:48

did you film with Jimmy? No

54:50

Jimmy's here with now. Okay. What

54:52

the fuck dude? What the fuck?

54:56

I give you real people. I give you what

54:58

the hell am I? I know man. That's why

55:00

I said it's a personal favor. You know what

55:02

I mean? Yeah but what is it? Alright so

55:04

you owe me one? Yeah I can owe you

55:06

definitely. I owe you a favor now. Okay. Alright.

55:08

Because this guy's weird. You can call it in

55:10

anytime. How old is he? Jimmy

55:12

I believe he's 67. We've figured out. I

55:15

know everything about it. Is that his real

55:17

hairline? Is it painted or no? It's painted

55:19

yeah. That's real. And

55:22

his followers. Is his followers real?

55:24

Because we looked at the like

55:26

ratio and follower ratio. It doesn't

55:28

match. Well let me put it

55:30

this way. We did an analysis

55:32

and it's like 95% of them

55:35

are in Brazil. You can

55:38

get more daily new followers than like

55:40

Kylie Jenner. Anyway

55:44

Ethan thank you you owe me one. Are you gonna

55:46

sell me? Yeah I owe you one. Alright like a

55:48

meal. Like a really good meal. Whatever you need. Alright

55:50

I love you. Bye. Alright love you too. Anyway

55:53

well God bless you. Guys I gotta

55:55

go. Wait so. I

56:08

They had an interesting technique I thought he was gonna

56:10

be the whole episode I don't know if they were

56:12

wise to yeah, bring them in that small does Which

56:15

kind of something we can learn. I

56:17

don't know how yeah But

56:21

so what do you guys think I mean His

56:24

damage was limited. They really put him

56:26

in a bubble which was why yeah

56:28

as the showrunners. Yeah To do that

56:30

you don't want Jimmy unchained and quarantine,

56:32

but here's what I'm thinking Jamie

56:36

Kennedy says he's intrigued that

56:39

he has a podcast I heard Can

56:42

we get? Jimmy

56:45

on Jamie's podcast and

56:47

if not why? Jamie

56:50

Kennedy one day ago 500

56:52

views. I've already revived Howie's podcast. Let

56:54

me do it for you as well.

56:57

I I Breathe

57:00

life into podcast my friend.

57:03

I'm the podcast maker Shaker

57:05

of worlds so dude, what's up,

57:07

man today? Oh Shit

57:11

dude, we could definitely he only has 500. Oh, no, sorry 70,000

57:13

subs. That's good 500 videos my bad But

57:17

what do you think this seems possible, right? No

57:22

comment Crickets

57:24

back here Are

57:29

we is he on is he on ice or is he

57:31

not he is on ice so I just can't just let

57:33

it go Let it go

57:35

help it The

57:38

thing is I could probably get him on

57:40

Jimmy's on Jamie's show Sure,

57:42

he's on dry ice. Really. You can go on

57:44

Jamie's show and it would be a fun bridge

57:47

to build potentially as well That

57:50

Jamie Kennedy New Year's thing did not get claimed

57:52

by the way. Oh, let's watch that if you

57:54

would like to watch that Jamie

57:57

love you, buddy. We could get Jamie on

58:00

Without Jimmy's help. Well, I

58:02

don't okay, you know be funny

58:04

if we brought him on and just fucked with him like he

58:06

thought They

58:09

were doing to him. We love

58:11

you Jamie. We wish you all the best

58:13

keep experimenting Yeah,

58:17

I keep forgetting about there's caught Jimmy Lee

58:20

controversy, that's the reason he's

58:22

on ice But

58:24

with that being said, let's see the

58:26

Jamie the Jamie Kennedy New Year's Eve

58:28

fail Go

58:31

ahead Yeah

58:36

Everything you're about to see actually happened live on

58:38

air the f-bombs lack audio that cuts the black

58:40

the awkward pauses. Thank you. K DOC,

58:43

this is the best New Year's Eve

58:45

ever the efficiency. It's a big deal

58:50

Come on man, don't fucking give me I

58:53

gotta have a look I

58:58

Where's our camera guy? Okay,

59:00

that's a live action. Where's

59:03

our where's our stage manager? You

59:11

ready to go someone is screaming at him

59:13

I've with the better audio they're like Jamie

59:15

yeah, you're alive. Let me hear that again Yeah,

59:22

you go Wow,

59:25

I mean you've been you've been

59:27

productions like this Dan it's

59:29

incredible to me that nobody was able

59:31

to flag them Yeah,

59:34

I don't I have no idea what was

59:36

going on I mean they're clearly not ready to go live All

59:45

right, welcome back to 2013 let's check

59:47

in with Stu Stone who was with

59:49

Shannon Elizabeth Everybody we are

59:51

live live live in his New Year's

59:53

Eve here in Hollywood. I'm here with

59:56

the beautiful Shannon Elizabeth Shannon It is

59:58

awesome to have you here, Hollywood New

1:00:00

Year's oh my god. What is the cameraman

1:00:02

doing? Why is he doing that? I think

1:00:04

they probably their camera isn't working for

1:00:07

Jamie, he's like They

1:00:10

I'm getting like Jesse The

1:00:13

prank verse prank guy. I kept my memory so

1:00:15

fucked just about Jesse well into

1:00:17

the show That's

1:00:19

my face Honestly,

1:00:22

it's worth revisiting every year. Yeah, kinda. Yeah, that

1:00:24

one is yeah I'm

1:00:27

watching Jamie Kennedy actually have an e3

1:00:29

moment right now another one at e3.

1:00:32

Yeah, where Jesse was This

1:00:36

is colliding worlds I I

1:00:39

mean that no no claim on it. I didn't find

1:00:42

a good timestamp yet though I just I'm going through

1:00:44

it now, but I think

1:00:46

he was drunk if I remember correctly That

1:00:48

was what people were saying holy smokes, dude.

1:00:50

I love this Kennedy hole Let's

1:00:53

check it out How's

1:00:55

everybody doing? Ready

1:01:02

three And

1:01:04

I just want to say this place is

1:01:07

the only place that makes the guys

1:01:09

at comic-con look like ocean 13

1:01:13

So he's not doing stick. He's drunk

1:01:18

Maybe it seems like it take

1:01:20

a minute come on that was he's

1:01:23

definitely talking very slowly I

1:01:26

Video games they've been

1:01:30

oh my god. Where my jokes? Holy

1:01:33

shit, this is a bombing This

1:01:38

is the nuclear bomb, holy smokes

1:01:40

good Jamie. I love that. I

1:01:43

love that get the scoop on all this stuff, man. Oh

1:01:48

Introducing the first game Tony Hawk's

1:01:50

proving ground. Let's welcome the developer

1:01:52

of this game from

1:01:55

Never soft Which

1:01:57

was not the first name

1:01:59

for? Viagra, I don't never soft.

1:02:02

That's funny. I kind of didn't stick the

1:02:04

landing. Yeah That's Jimmy Lee

1:02:07

kind of enter angle Welcome

1:02:10

never solved. Yeah, I'm

1:02:12

never getting it up. Come on Thank

1:02:17

you, it's getting around now. Yeah,

1:02:19

so dude tell us what's up

1:02:22

I Mean

1:02:24

yeah proving like what do we got to

1:02:26

prove like yo step to my

1:02:28

board and yeah, it's on like it's all man

1:02:30

Now I want to ask you about the name

1:02:33

of your company never soft. No It's

1:02:36

weird Okay, but he's talking

1:02:38

about Ubisoft right No,

1:02:41

never saw the oh is it actually called

1:02:43

never soft. Yes. Oh Tony Hawk. I thought

1:02:45

he was doing a joke. Yeah

1:02:47

your boy Mick West

1:02:50

founded that company Mick

1:02:53

West the conspiracy debunker he

1:02:55

founded. Yeah, never soft. He told you

1:02:58

all about it when he came on the show I

1:03:00

didn't know like this is like the the

1:03:03

throwback episode in the 2018 throwback

1:03:05

episode right now I'm really wow.

1:03:07

I had no idea. Yeah, he

1:03:10

he was a programmer on the original Tony Hawk or something

1:03:12

That's crazy cuz I was thinking about making

1:03:15

a game program developing

1:03:19

It's not even funny, but I'm gonna

1:03:21

say it I Was

1:03:25

thinking of making a video game company

1:03:27

called always hard right? Yeah You

1:03:30

can use that one Jimmy. Hey,

1:03:33

I got my eye on you It's

1:03:42

our mantra I just know I did a

1:03:44

bunch of programmers walking around with hard on

1:03:46

all right, so it immerses you in the

1:03:49

Skateboarding lifestyle, so does

1:03:51

that mean you have to play it high? For

1:03:54

me it's seeing the implement implementation

1:03:57

of doing a trick like doing up

1:03:59

doing it Motion capture or skidding on

1:04:01

video and then seeing it play

1:04:03

it on the game, especially with the new consoles. It just

1:04:05

looks it looks real Okay, if

1:04:07

you're grabbing hold on hold on hold the

1:04:09

way you grab pull up an image of

1:04:11

Tony Hawk proving grounds He says it looks

1:04:14

real Let's see what what

1:04:16

it looked like back in the day. So that was like Tip-top

1:04:19

was out for the way where they had

1:04:21

the board as a console Or

1:04:25

the the controller no, I

1:04:27

think it was for PlayStation he

1:04:30

is to him. Oh

1:04:32

shit. That does look pretty good. Okay, I'm with him

1:04:34

I can't see why I spent many hours on the

1:04:36

year. Oh really? Yeah, dude,

1:04:38

Tony Hawk could crazy on those games I I

1:04:40

think on interview with him and he made like

1:04:43

multiple or I think he said how much he

1:04:45

made in some Fuck you. She's gotta be

1:04:47

like a hundred million more. I think I mean

1:04:49

if I'm not you think more maybe he's a

1:04:51

billionaire I don't know. There's so many and they

1:04:54

were so popular Yeah,

1:04:56

I keep making them why they stop true. Why

1:04:58

they stop Jamie Kennedy

1:05:00

skateboarding experience Have

1:05:03

your trick No,

1:05:07

but for real, you know like about that way

1:05:09

you grab your trick it looks real Okay,

1:05:12

if you're grabbing your the way you grab

1:05:14

your trick No,

1:05:17

but for real, you know like your trick and

1:05:19

then yeah, I grabbed the chair And then you

1:05:22

they can grab their trick. Mm-hmm. And

1:05:24

we hope one day Jamie you get to grab a

1:05:26

trick. Hey, I got I got

1:05:28

and we hope one day you'll grab a bottle of water

1:05:30

and over a friend that a

1:05:35

It's kind of fascinating that nobody said anything

1:05:37

to him like are you Six

1:05:42

every Friday, but I Look

1:05:46

I want it. Why don't we like, you know, let's

1:05:48

show this stuff. Let's really let's let people Brian What

1:05:50

are we gonna watch you want to show a little

1:05:52

clip of this? Oh My

1:06:00

Hey, how? State checking's like, retribution. Oh,

1:06:02

geez. Oh. That wasn't very

1:06:04

courteous. They're

1:06:06

security guards. How many points for

1:06:08

that lady? All right, thanks, buddy. It really is

1:06:10

awesome. Thank you. Thanks, everybody. Give it

1:06:13

up for those guys right here. You guys have a

1:06:15

great game. Call them all. I

1:06:18

see some virgins in the audience. Virgin?

1:06:25

There are so many virgins in here.

1:06:27

Richard Branson is doing

1:06:29

this event. That was

1:06:31

potentially funny. He was going for

1:06:33

something there. Potentially funny. I'm

1:06:36

seeing he acknowledges recently, and he

1:06:38

said he wasn't drunk. He was just tired because he

1:06:40

was up for two days filming. No. Really?

1:06:45

Yeah. That's hard to believe. Mm-hmm. Yeah.

1:06:49

That's hard to believe, man. But I don't know

1:06:51

why you would lie about it. Yeah, I would just

1:06:53

say he was drunk. That's

1:06:56

a better excuse. It is. I'm

1:06:58

legitimately concerned if that's him sober.

1:07:03

But he has no reason to lie, as far as I know. Man.

1:07:07

All right. He's like, no, I wasn't drunk.

1:07:09

I'm just a really terrible comic. I'm

1:07:13

actually just that bad. You

1:07:16

know? Like, fuck, man. Yeah. No.

1:07:18

You're right. That side. Got that

1:07:20

joke. Did you guys not

1:07:23

have Starbucks in here? I mean, ask

1:07:26

me how I'm feeling. I'll be you guys.

1:07:28

How you feeling? The

1:07:31

game is called Friend or Foe. Yes. Like, so

1:07:33

what? Foe

1:07:35

fun. So cheesy? Oh,

1:07:37

my god. I just

1:07:40

want to get this out. You're English? I

1:07:42

am. And you guys know he's English? I

1:07:45

am number C-8. You do. So

1:07:48

I was wondering if I could just do the whole

1:07:50

interview with Ozzy Osbourne. Absolutely. All right.

1:07:52

Aren't you doing that already? I

1:07:54

like that he's attacking him for being English,

1:07:56

though. That's my. Yeah, right on. That's my

1:07:59

vertical. So you're in let

1:08:01

me get this straight your English. No

1:08:03

way dude this guy's

1:08:06

English. I like that angle You

1:08:17

guys are Americans you're supposed to do with me, okay

1:08:20

Oh Can

1:08:23

the heckled by E3 Holy

1:08:27

shit, the nerds are fighting back.

1:08:29

It's funny now He's

1:08:32

funnier than you someone shouted from the audience

1:08:39

You never get out of the house I'm not

1:08:41

sure I'm not sure you got

1:08:43

the physical presence the gravity to be on stage

1:08:45

in this game right now I think we need

1:08:47

about 20 push-ups Excellent,

1:08:50

excellent. It's better than I thought recover. Why does it

1:08:52

need to do a 20? Oh I

1:08:56

want to bring up now I'm

1:08:59

gonna bring up now a real man Not

1:09:03

that you are Mama

1:09:10

Mia III does it anymore

1:09:15

When it's dead, yeah, I believe it

1:09:17

was just made a figure this year. Yeah. Well

1:09:19

done though. This is what killed it With

1:09:25

wild heights missions intense copper suits

1:09:27

grueling car battles and jaw-dropping action

1:09:29

moments No longer. This is just

1:09:31

being about being first being

1:09:34

about being crossed the finish line. We are

1:09:36

putting you behind it What

1:09:38

is this? This is in

1:09:40

the beginning. Yeah, I think It's

1:09:43

probably It's probably started

1:09:45

from there because you watch What

1:09:48

up guys Thank you for having

1:09:50

me EA if you guys don't know who I

1:09:52

am My name is Jesse well and I am

1:09:54

a YouTube creator. So I am

1:09:57

here to Talk

1:10:00

about need for speed oh Man

1:10:04

yikes payback If

1:10:08

you guys didn't know need for speed payback

1:10:13

It's an edit but the raw you can't find

1:10:15

the wrong so I found the every version I

1:10:18

found the raw cuts after like a minute. So God,

1:10:21

it's such an iconic clip can't believe it This

1:10:25

is the worst ask me

1:10:27

the all-time Most

1:10:30

embarrassing or cringy

1:10:33

hosting Fail

1:10:35

maybe for me. I don't know what didn't Kendall

1:10:37

Jenner have a Flop

1:10:40

she didn't have a bad one, but I think

1:10:42

this one is where might be where hers

1:10:44

was quicker hers was really bad like she Was

1:10:48

supposed to introduce one direction. She's like, oh

1:10:50

no, she was supposed to introduce another thing

1:10:52

and she said one instead of the

1:10:55

band That

1:10:57

cuz I haven't seen it. Yeah. Oh

1:10:59

my god Because I just searched just

1:11:01

developed wellons like this massive YouTube creator

1:11:03

and the first suggestion is e3 He's

1:11:06

done so much on YouTube and the

1:11:08

first not even about this just that

1:11:11

Google makes that association YouTube Then no

1:11:13

way also the the John Travolta ones

1:11:15

pretty bad at the off send them

1:11:17

all I love I can't get enough

1:11:19

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1:11:25

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1:11:27

Jesse's in all of its splendor and then we

1:11:29

can decide which ones our favorite and again Jesse's

1:11:31

a friend of Show he came on the show

1:11:33

and we actually talked about it was a nice

1:11:36

conversation talking to him He's a

1:11:38

trailblazer on YouTube. He was one of the originals

1:11:43

Spin tells me what up guys Thank

1:11:46

you for having me EA if you guys don't know

1:11:48

who I am My name is Jesse well, and I

1:11:50

am a YouTube creator I look

1:11:52

I was like y'all know who I am

1:11:54

like he's fucking Gandhi or some shit You

1:11:56

said if you don't know no, he says

1:11:59

he says y'all know know who I am really

1:12:01

yeah yeah what

1:12:05

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1:12:07

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1:12:09

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1:12:11

I am my name is Jesse wellens and

1:12:13

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1:12:16

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1:12:19

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1:12:22

it's so much better without the editing you can't

1:12:24

you can't improve this yeah um payback

1:12:29

if you guys didn't know need to see payback

1:12:32

I'm you he

1:12:35

was saying I'm bombing

1:12:37

it's so fucking good yeah

1:12:40

it's great game but I

1:12:42

also decide I'm a YouTube

1:12:53

creator deep speed payback coming out

1:12:56

I got my boy Marcus executive producer

1:12:58

here he is the producer in the

1:13:00

game thank you everyone

1:13:06

about me he didn't even say the best producer

1:13:08

in the game he said he is the producer in

1:13:10

the game oh my

1:13:13

god that was just iconic

1:13:15

man hard to

1:13:17

talk but let's try I haven't seen these

1:13:19

ones you where we we we have to

1:13:21

do our ad oh shit we probably missed it by

1:13:23

a lot a yeah I've been trying to play

1:13:26

yeah when do you try to tell me that

1:13:28

I've sent a bunch of times in our chat let me see

1:13:30

it's not a big deal we're at an

1:13:32

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1:13:34

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1:13:37

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1:13:39

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1:13:41

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1:13:43

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1:13:45

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1:13:47

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1:13:49

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1:13:52

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1:13:55

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1:16:59

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1:17:01

don't know what's going on, I feel zoinked out right

1:17:03

now. I

1:17:05

woke up like, I just feel like my head

1:17:07

is full of shit. I can't think straight. But

1:17:13

my nose is clear as day, man. So

1:17:17

there's that. I

1:17:20

can breathe. That's good. I

1:17:22

can breathe. Baby steps. Can breathe.

1:17:27

Let's move, we got all these great other ones.

1:17:29

I have not seen this Kendall one. Will

1:17:32

this get claimed? Oh, let me actually

1:17:34

check that. Yeah, we should check that.

1:17:36

Billboard Music Awards seems likely.

1:17:38

So as we check that, we can use the

1:17:41

potty. I'll be right back. All right. I'll

1:17:44

clear that nose out. Clear out that reservoir.

1:17:46

What's up, everybody? What's up,

1:17:48

everybody? Got a

1:17:50

bunch of these here. Super

1:17:53

champ. Everybody. Yeah. Also,

1:17:57

real quick, I just want to thank everyone

1:17:59

for. other recommendations. I'm trying everything from

1:18:01

my eyes. I'm the last

1:18:04

thing I want to do so

1:18:06

yeah. I have a lot of

1:18:08

recommendations. What are we about to

1:18:10

try? This is something called Lumify.

1:18:12

I was supposed to help my eyes

1:18:15

from doing what they do. We'll

1:18:18

see. But I tried so

1:18:20

much so I don't know. Can

1:18:22

I do a quick PSA to Caltrans

1:18:24

real quick? Talk

1:18:27

about potholes. I

1:18:29

guess. Yeah. Alright. State of

1:18:31

California, Los Angeles County. Fix your

1:18:34

fucking shit. Alright. Just fix it.

1:18:37

Zach, there was a storm yesterday. I don't care.

1:18:40

Fix the fucking potholes. Well, I

1:18:43

mean, I'm with you. I'm fixing the pothole. But

1:18:45

I imagine many were created

1:18:47

from the storm. I don't care.

1:18:49

Fix it. Okay. Well, Zach

1:18:52

said because he just hit a pothole for the

1:18:54

second time in a month. Yep. Yeah.

1:18:57

Did you get another flat dude? Yeah, I did.

1:18:59

Cameron. Uh huh. Okay.

1:19:01

Tell me how fast did you say you were going when

1:19:03

you got this one? About five miles an hour. So I'm

1:19:06

that detail. Big

1:19:09

deal. You

1:19:11

have to get a flat when you're going five miles

1:19:13

an hour. I guess I just have to see it.

1:19:16

You have to see this crater in the fucking earth.

1:19:18

And also just like, I

1:19:20

mean, I don't know the scenario. Caltrans

1:19:22

fucking fix it. Calf. Fucking shit. Fix

1:19:26

it. California Department of Transportation.

1:19:28

We're on you. You're on

1:19:30

fucking dick. Fucking fix it.

1:19:32

We're on the you. You

1:19:36

know, you haven't been doing it.

1:19:38

We know. We know. We got

1:19:40

you. You thought you could

1:19:42

fucking hide it. We fucking got

1:19:44

you. We got you. Or give

1:19:46

me the fucking asphalt or cement

1:19:49

or whatever. I'll do it my

1:19:51

fucking self. How am I supposed

1:19:53

to drive to Zach Lewis live

1:19:56

at the fucking echo place? You

1:19:58

better fix it by August fucking. 11.

1:20:00

You have that much

1:20:03

time sir. Sir? We'll

1:20:07

be watching Well,

1:20:09

thank you. That was my PSA. Okay. Got

1:20:11

it. Great news Kendall Jenner did not

1:20:14

claim She's a

1:20:16

good one. Yeah. I love her. Yeah, I

1:20:18

love her. Thank you. Love her. Thank you

1:20:20

Kendall. Thank you Kendall Somebody

1:20:24

Sarah donated 10 bucks and said Jimmy's friend

1:20:26

mozzarella man followed me on Instagram Seconds

1:20:29

after I liked his post. I've never been

1:20:31

so excited Let

1:20:38

our good friend Vosch, I think it's pretty fussy.

1:20:40

Yeah, it's a little fussy Meg

1:20:43

sharp said um, I just got a

1:20:45

notification from Jeff's barbershop saying Jeff ruined

1:20:47

the bachelor Has anyone checked on Ethan's

1:20:50

sister? Oh, I

1:20:52

don't know anything about that Sam

1:20:58

Uh-huh, right

1:21:00

Ethan sister fucking

1:21:03

mouth Um,

1:21:06

I think that we should hold the auditions

1:21:08

for a new Jimmy I

1:21:12

think that wacky old man Like

1:21:17

like everybody has time slots audition.

1:21:19

Yeah, I'm down we

1:21:22

can if you have some

1:21:25

sort of eccentric uncle

1:21:28

Or ants really it doesn't need to

1:21:30

be another dude But

1:21:33

somebody quirky Somebody

1:21:35

70 plus but thinks that they're

1:21:37

like under 40 If

1:21:40

you know anybody Like

1:21:42

that reach out then you ever

1:21:44

you ever hear about maybe yeah, I'm just gonna

1:21:46

be you know There's like those LA, you know

1:21:48

native to LA. I don't want to use

1:21:51

them wacko, but You know, there's

1:21:53

no characters of LA. Yeah.

1:21:55

Oh, yeah, of course. There's this one guy named

1:21:57

Paul. I'm not gonna say the last name Okay,

1:21:59

he's around always And he was a billionaire back

1:22:02

in the day now. He does street magic. Hell.

1:22:04

Yeah, I've always called them champions.

1:22:06

Yeah Champions. Yeah, there's just

1:22:08

like there's a certain type there. They're

1:22:11

they're masters of their own domain Yeah,

1:22:13

I mean Jimmy Jimmy is

1:22:15

a champion and in his way,

1:22:18

you know of the Jimmy Olympics

1:22:20

Yeah, you guys have so much fun when I'm

1:22:22

gone Are you not in

1:22:24

Hollerin? I was just now the teachers

1:22:27

back going off about Caltrans We need

1:22:29

a face popping off on Caltrans dude

1:22:32

Anyway, the people that work

1:22:34

on the roads quick little live up Yeah,

1:22:37

um, I don't think it's in the clip because some of

1:22:39

the language but my run from fresh

1:22:41

and fit Just said that gay dudes are better at

1:22:43

second dick than women. He that's no

1:22:45

he said that before Thinking he's made

1:22:48

that coin. Oh, has he okay? Isn't

1:22:50

new or something? Send

1:22:53

it What

1:22:56

were you gonna say Olivia I feel like

1:22:58

it He

1:23:00

might be right. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. The

1:23:02

logic is good. Yeah, the logic makes sense to

1:23:04

me Like you would assume

1:23:06

a woman might be better at Well,

1:23:09

so this is probably another one. Are we sure this is

1:23:11

breaking news or is this somebody just know I'm never this

1:23:13

It's not breaking news to me. I'm saying

1:23:18

Like it's worth watching as many times as

1:23:20

we as we like because it's phenomenal Here

1:23:23

it is Says the n-word

1:23:26

in it. Yeah, Jesus chill Be

1:23:28

saying but what it's one thing

1:23:30

they're gonna they're gonna sucking. What is

1:23:33

one thing? They're gonna sucking That's

1:23:35

coconuts He

1:23:46

was trying to be like men are better at

1:23:48

everything than women right even sucking dick

1:23:50

That's right Kind

1:23:53

of huge rock put himself in a corner there

1:24:00

It is a my yeah, okay All

1:24:03

right, so let's go ahead and It's

1:24:05

keep watching these cuz I'm having fun So

1:24:08

let's look at Kendall Kendall Gendall

1:24:12

Please welcome Kendall We

1:24:16

just pull this up On

1:24:30

the billboard 200 number two this

1:24:32

summer and now we welcome Guys

1:24:39

I'm the worst reader I

1:24:43

think At least

1:24:46

she Was self-aware

1:24:48

a little bit where Jesse's was

1:24:50

just like yeah And

1:24:52

he could never even get you that he goes.

1:24:54

I'm Bob What's

1:25:02

the deal with this food? What is this shit? It's

1:25:04

like what food? These alamud

1:25:06

gummy. I think Lena was just

1:25:08

eating that I think I don't

1:25:10

know they're low sugar gummies They're

1:25:14

good, but I think

1:25:16

they're a little melty. Yeah, I didn't ask you looking I Take

1:25:21

a look Reducing

1:25:26

five seconds of summer and in

1:25:28

the inner another boy group and

1:25:31

in the monologue they gave her she

1:25:33

says they're moving She

1:25:35

says the word direction or they're only moving up

1:25:37

and I think that in her brain She was

1:25:39

like one direction like that's

1:25:41

what happened and she was like one Mm-hmm,

1:25:46

it's supposed to be five not one. I

1:25:48

see it didn't seem that bad to me

1:25:50

I mean, it's embarrassing it's bad, but not

1:25:52

yeah Then

1:25:58

there's another one you guys wanted me to watch John

1:26:00

Travoltas might take the cake. Have

1:26:02

we checked out? Because that didn't say

1:26:04

it was Oscars. Is this why

1:26:06

he's a Scientologist? Oscars

1:26:10

might be a no-go, but we'll check

1:26:12

the claim. Yeah, the embarrassment was so

1:26:14

brutal. He had to turn to Scientology

1:26:18

Now he's been in that shit since the 70s I think isn't

1:26:21

he old school yeah early adopter.

1:26:23

Yep. Yeah John

1:26:29

Travolta We

1:26:32

love John Travolta, don't we? His house

1:26:34

is fucking insane He's a pilot and

1:26:36

he parks like 747 in his

1:26:39

fucking house like he lives in an area where

1:26:41

he can park airplanes Does he live in like

1:26:43

middle America where you have a ton of land?

1:26:45

I think in Florida. Oh, Florida

1:26:47

nice Let's see he looks

1:26:49

good. I mean He

1:26:51

looks better since he got rid of the shital Great

1:26:54

hairline that looks like he maybe

1:26:57

I've got plugs. No that that's it. We're definitely

1:26:59

it's a rug Definitely not

1:27:01

what you think it's a toupee. No, it's

1:27:03

it's known it. Yeah He's

1:27:05

wearing a toupee. Well. He's bald now,

1:27:08

but yeah, he's that's that's a rug

1:27:12

Wow oh Yeah,

1:27:14

no that's not this is a bald dome

1:27:16

now. That's a dome right there. Looks good.

1:27:18

He's a proud bald man Yeah

1:27:23

He is a proud bald man, and we

1:27:25

love them Shout out just

1:27:27

embraced it look at that really I

1:27:32

would like a community of bald men who

1:27:34

just you know shave

1:27:36

it down to the skin And then they all come together

1:27:38

and touch Touch down heads

1:27:40

you ball. I love

1:27:42

that too. It's like um captain planet,

1:27:44

but for bald people Our

1:27:48

powers combine We shall

1:27:50

make even airline be better. I

1:27:52

don't know oh No,

1:27:55

don't roll to that claim yeah,

1:27:58

yeah, it's Oscars right I

1:28:01

mean what they don't fuck around Hmm,

1:28:05

I don't know people did that like they just

1:28:07

cruise around with the hair piece He

1:28:10

doesn't movie started his movie got

1:28:12

it got zero percent on run. Yeah.

1:28:14

Do you think this is a natural

1:28:17

color? That's

1:28:21

some Jimmy Lee shit Does

1:28:23

he is he upfront that he's wearing a

1:28:25

toupee in this? Oh, no, he was probably

1:28:29

not super upfront about it, but And

1:28:32

also it's just known that he's bald because

1:28:35

it looks phenomenal for a toupee though Yeah,

1:28:37

but yeah, I mean he's getting Hollywood A-lister.

1:28:39

Damn. They know how to do that shit.

1:28:42

Oh, yeah Do

1:28:44

you look great ball? He looks really good

1:28:46

But only like you should have just embraced

1:28:48

a long time ago. I'm seeing some articles

1:28:51

saying that he got a hairline transplant

1:28:54

Oh back he's back the hairline's back alive,

1:28:56

baby airline

1:28:59

and alive transplant, let's see

1:29:01

I Thought

1:29:03

when you go bald like that and you embrace it

1:29:05

you stay there Cuz you

1:29:07

find it's like finding God in a sense. It's

1:29:10

like finding you can only wake up once Right

1:29:13

be born again once. That's true. However I'm

1:29:17

not seeing anything about a new hairline I Transplant

1:29:23

yeah It

1:29:28

is hair, okay Let's

1:29:33

see, uh, John Travoltas hair hair

1:29:35

transplant journey explained. I don't care

1:29:37

actually move on Here

1:29:44

Okay Let's

1:29:47

see here we've got that

1:29:49

was a long engine boy.

1:29:51

Mm-hmm We've got and it's

1:29:54

145 right now. So we have about 45 minutes

1:29:56

until our friend Jesse Gives us

1:29:58

a ring. So do you want to? About

1:30:00

the breakdancing dad. Oh the

1:30:03

new entrepreneur. I don't want that's what I was gonna suggest

1:30:06

He's good. It's pretty good. And we have cab-cab

1:30:08

episode 3 which I think we've touched on a

1:30:11

bit, but Yeah That's

1:30:14

kind of evergreen though. You got Jordan

1:30:16

Peterson psychological breakdown of Ben Shapiro's song

1:30:19

Right. He doesn't he doesn't our analysis Right

1:30:23

on Ben Shapiro's fucking we kind of missed the

1:30:26

boat on that one No, I feel like

1:30:28

the the meme wave has passed. Yeah,

1:30:30

we did. Let's do the guru. I love it

1:30:33

It's been a while since we covered one of these guys

1:30:35

and this guy's new he's just flashing on the scene His

1:30:39

name is Let's

1:30:41

see Luke Luke Bell Mar Luke

1:30:46

Bell Mar is here and Thank

1:30:48

you, Luke Listen

1:30:50

up There's

1:30:53

a huge crowd. Yeah, there's a

1:30:55

crowd But

1:30:57

gathered around him Thank

1:30:59

you So

1:31:02

to me five people in your life right now that you

1:31:04

give them a phone call and be like yo Drop me

1:31:06

a quarter million dollar wire You

1:31:11

need those people right because your net worth isn't

1:31:13

calculated by the money that you have but by

1:31:15

the access that you have some money You

1:31:18

could be poor but be in a federal position We

1:31:20

can print $100 billion and put it into

1:31:22

any industry where you have prior investments. It's

1:31:25

all about positioning Dude that is

1:31:27

the Maybe

1:31:29

ever heard first of all

1:31:32

net worth is not defined by how

1:31:34

much money you can steal It's

1:31:38

like yeah, I live next to a bank and Well,

1:31:40

I could theoretically bomb the vault grab

1:31:43

some cash. So my net worth is about a hundred

1:31:45

million And

1:31:47

then the second part Doing

1:31:50

frauds on like a massive like hundred million dollar

1:31:53

level He's like bro. All you have to

1:31:55

do is become the secretary of Treasury Get

1:31:59

inside Fort Knox Do

1:32:02

a gold heist all that gold into your

1:32:04

own company. That's right And then you can

1:32:06

put it in a industry that you're own

1:32:09

a cut That's like the most roundabout way

1:32:11

to try to make money to yeah, it's

1:32:13

like just make a company. That's good. I don't know

1:32:17

That's crazy Also

1:32:20

if you're rich and successful, why do you need to

1:32:22

ask people for money? Yo,

1:32:25

how many people in your life? Do you know that will send you

1:32:27

250,000? Hopefully

1:32:29

nobody's sending out without a single question It's

1:32:33

like no, it's just like that. It's

1:32:35

just like the other week when I hit you up Ethan I

1:32:38

call it now. It's just like yo Ethan You're

1:32:40

quarter quarter milli now. I

1:32:43

said I got a gun mo Venmo me that shit

1:32:45

I said I'm trying to protect your net worth dog.

1:32:47

I got you It's about

1:32:49

access crazy, right

1:32:53

I'm always like I

1:32:57

Would say he is he has a really

1:32:59

good ability at Expressing

1:33:03

the dumbest possible concept

1:33:05

so confidently that You

1:33:08

almost want to think like hey this guy knows what he's talking about

1:33:10

you You

1:33:13

know in due time Oh

1:33:19

Capital no, oh, dude, we can learn we can

1:33:21

learn from him We just have to pay him

1:33:23

a little bit and then he'll teach us everything

1:33:25

he knows. Yep Then you

1:33:27

can call him for a quarter million bro.

1:33:30

I'm working on becoming the the Treasury Secretary

1:33:33

right now We're

1:33:35

gonna be so rich Mentioned

1:33:38

to me five people in your life right now that you give

1:33:40

them a phone call and be like yo drop me a quarter

1:33:42

million dollar wire Yo,

1:33:44

that is dumbest five and

1:33:46

not just one five Five

1:33:50

named five suckers in your life that are

1:33:52

like the men they have dementia and they're super

1:33:55

rich and You

1:33:57

know, thank you. Are you doing like a

1:33:59

wire fraud? What do you mean? Are you trying to

1:34:01

like sell them old people insurance? Maybe

1:34:04

you. You

1:34:06

need those people, right? Yeah, that's

1:34:08

good shit. So that's just one taste of our boy Luke.

1:34:13

Here he is philosophizing

1:34:15

about money. So

1:34:19

when we first found this guy, he

1:34:23

was super underground. Mm-hmm. Very

1:34:25

small likes. But I'm

1:34:27

seeing some motion. He's

1:34:30

actually getting some fans. Although

1:34:35

the top comment on this is, mate, congratulations,

1:34:37

this might be the stupidest shit I've ever heard.

1:34:43

Wait, this comment has twice as many likes as

1:34:45

the video. He rakeshiled the shit out of him.

1:34:49

I didn't know you could do that on Instagram. Yeah, that's

1:34:51

rare. Wow.

1:34:56

Alright, it's gonna be good. Take a listen. I

1:35:27

think people need this. I mean, it's

1:35:29

stunning. Welcome to the bagel! I'm

1:35:32

getting wet. It's

1:35:34

honestly almost... It's

1:35:38

like genius level satire. Yeah. Yeah.

1:35:41

He's saying a whole lot of nothing and then

1:35:43

doing this. Yeah, he did that from a boat. He

1:35:45

rented a boat just to do that shot. Why

1:35:48

is he on the boat? Don't you want to get wet? In

1:35:51

the water, my friend. What the flow? Listen. I'm

1:35:54

not gonna be judgy, but that boat was not

1:35:56

spectacular. It wasn't like a yacht. It was like

1:35:58

a little... A normal-looking boat. The

1:36:00

thing then the river thing what does the

1:36:03

river bank do? Well

1:36:07

of the current the currency it's

1:36:09

like poetically dumb. I mean he's so

1:36:11

dumb. It's art You

1:36:13

ever seen that before I have it Lee

1:36:16

two twice hmm Okay,

1:36:19

I just found a picture of him with our

1:36:22

boy Sebastian no Actually

1:36:24

that reminds me last night I was

1:36:26

going through YouTube and I saw Sebastian

1:36:28

had a highlight where it's like reflecting

1:36:30

on h3 or something along those lines Oh, I'm

1:36:32

curious what his thoughts are on that if he's

1:36:35

done some self reflection or send

1:36:37

me that I love to hear Ethan let

1:36:39

me think about it. Hold on. Oh god,

1:36:41

you know what the caption is for

1:36:43

more. I calcifies your pineal

1:36:46

gland I Just want

1:36:48

to be why are all these? These

1:36:50

dorks just don't want to they want to have smelly

1:36:52

breath so bad Florite

1:36:57

is good people. We like fluoride. We

1:37:00

love fluoride in fall He

1:37:05

loves them man God

1:37:09

this is to be dumb and confident and you

1:37:11

can really achieve anything in this world. Let me

1:37:13

think about it. Hold on Really?

1:37:16

It's phenomenal. I don't know if this is all

1:37:18

that But I found this

1:37:20

it looks like it could be but it's

1:37:22

insane if it is This

1:37:25

right here Luke delmar that

1:37:27

calm no shot. That's his website a Raw

1:37:31

model for thriving success. Thank you. The

1:37:33

matrix. Wait, I thought we're trying to

1:37:35

get out of the matrix right

1:37:39

He can read the Feed

1:37:41

technically he's not in it. See it's just

1:37:43

around him What

1:37:46

the fuck is this notion notion

1:37:48

dashboard crafted with Luke Belmar's? Entrepreneurial

1:37:51

journey in mind is

1:37:54

an innovative tool to assist in tasks typical

1:37:57

of a dynamic entrepreneur Focus

1:38:00

on YouTube video creation and effective management with an

1:38:02

executive assist- what the fuck? Can we have a change

1:38:05

of mind? Buy now for $7. It's

1:38:08

the tools you need to be an entrepreneur, like making

1:38:11

YouTube videos and getting an assistant to boss around. What

1:38:13

do you- what is a tool? The most important thing.

1:38:15

It's a plug-in. Yeah, it's a tool. What

1:38:17

the fuck are you selling? I don't even

1:38:19

understand. Nah, this looks

1:38:21

real though. I don't know why anyone else would put

1:38:23

this effort in. Yeah,

1:38:26

I think this is real. Oh boy. Lessons

1:38:29

from Luke. Yo,

1:38:33

he's getting wet! Yeah, he-

1:38:35

You live in the dream right there, bro. He knows where

1:38:37

the parent is. Oh my god. Let's

1:38:39

see. I gotta find out. Belmar's

1:38:42

journey offers several invaluable lessons. What

1:38:44

are you, 25? What journey? His

1:38:47

story is a reminder that success is attainable,

1:38:49

but it requires passion, determination, and a timeless

1:38:51

worth ethic. I feel like I'm just reading

1:38:53

Chachibiti now whenever I read this shit. Probably

1:38:57

is. The

1:38:59

flow of what? The cash flow. Money moves

1:39:01

like water. So if I understand where the

1:39:03

water's going to go, I just

1:39:05

have to position myself where the cash- That was so

1:39:07

corny, bro. You should be embarrassed about that. He's

1:39:10

like taking a Bruce Lee

1:39:12

quote and butchering it, I feel like.

1:39:14

Yeah, be water. Yeah. Be

1:39:16

water like cash. Flow. Cash

1:39:20

flow. You

1:39:24

wanted me to watch this, Cam? There's

1:39:26

something- Just quick. A little taste from

1:39:28

Cab's third episode of failure. You

1:39:30

know, there is this gland here, the pineal gland.

1:39:33

Oh my god. And it does look like an

1:39:35

eye. Like when you go pull it out, he

1:39:37

is made of the same material as an eye.

1:39:40

And it calcifies. So the

1:39:42

older you get, it calcifies. And

1:39:44

if you can figure out how to

1:39:46

get oxygen in there, it decalcifies. Thank

1:39:48

you, Luke. Thank

1:39:50

you, Luke. Oh my god, it's all coming together.

1:39:54

Oh no. My mind is blown. Yo,

1:39:56

we got to connect them. Amazing.

1:39:58

You got to get Luke off. failure. Oh, what the pinot like

1:40:03

we still don't know what its purposes right so

1:40:05

then what about do you know some he's like

1:40:07

it's so important the most important thing we don't

1:40:09

know we don't know about it we don't look

1:40:11

like an eye though looks like an eye though

1:40:13

it doesn't just look like an eye it's made

1:40:15

of the same material as an eye is what

1:40:17

he just said that he didn't

1:40:19

feel like that he said yeah we still

1:40:22

don't know what in there it

1:40:24

decalcifies like we don't know what if

1:40:26

you can figure out how to get

1:40:28

oxygen in there it decalcifies how are

1:40:30

you getting you

1:40:33

mean like through blood or you mean like injecting

1:40:35

oxygen into your brain yeah what how do you

1:40:37

figure it out yeah what are we figuring it

1:40:40

out where we're gonna figure it out right

1:40:42

near pineal that's what I imagine let's go all should

1:40:45

you and be like I am the

1:40:47

light and yeah

1:40:49

maybe it's like medical air head breathing

1:40:52

a brain like embolism

1:40:54

opening your third eye

1:40:57

type stuff he's nuts

1:40:59

man yeah he could use

1:41:01

some decal calcification I don't know what a

1:41:03

lot of

1:41:05

yeah this face is what just dip his

1:41:07

face in that uh what is it decalcifier

1:41:13

cnr or something there's

1:41:15

some beauty of solution that we

1:41:17

can resolve his the chunks on

1:41:19

his face Luke we

1:41:22

don't know what the pineal gland does like we

1:41:24

still don't know what his purpose is right and

1:41:27

every we know some of it

1:41:29

obviously but oh we're not wrong

1:41:32

you idiot I won't

1:41:34

say what it is you know we actually don't know anything

1:41:36

about it we don't even know what it does at all

1:41:39

well we do know some calcium

1:41:41

limescale and rust remover that's what I need

1:41:43

in my brain need like a lotion of

1:41:46

this shit he looks like he did put

1:41:48

his fucking face in it yeah maybe it's

1:41:50

too much fucking chemical burn there

1:41:54

I need to rust remove my brain to be

1:41:58

sharp like Ryan It's

1:42:01

now going down the Reinhold this shit Yeah

1:42:03

About the way the energy moves through us

1:42:05

and how it connects everything else I love

1:42:07

this you don't know what 98% of

1:42:10

the universe is made up of we can't see it 90%

1:42:12

rose Dark

1:42:14

matter bro. Let's talk about our pattern

1:42:16

right here glands, so he did it

1:42:19

He had someone come and interview

1:42:21

him yeah That's

1:42:24

what he's been wanting all along. Yeah, I

1:42:26

defined later. He's spending his time

1:42:29

fill us philosophizing like a Middle

1:42:32

schooler who just took like their first

1:42:35

geology class or something. He's parroting

1:42:37

Joe Rogan You listen to Joe

1:42:39

Rogan. Oh, yeah, we've seen

1:42:41

gorillas. They're strong I Mean

1:42:45

it's right around the corner. Yeah, that's nice. We

1:42:47

only see 2% of what's around us right it

1:42:50

makes an interest so I believe That's

1:42:53

actually not we don't see 2% of what's around

1:42:55

us. What do you mean? He's

1:42:57

really trying to say dark matter matter makes up

1:42:59

98% of matter in the universe, which I don't

1:43:01

think is right And that's way off. It's like

1:43:04

70% yeah Also,

1:43:06

we don't we see everything. I mean

1:43:08

we don't see oxygen or we don't see like air and

1:43:10

stuff But we know where dark

1:43:12

energy is it's plotted out Not

1:43:15

dark energy dark dark matter whatever the fucking

1:43:18

I'm seeing 27% of

1:43:21

the universe No, I thought it was

1:43:23

a majority. Yeah, I hear 27% isn't like matter As

1:43:27

we know that sounds like yeah, perhaps normal matter

1:43:31

You know what I'm saying we gotta go oh yeah,

1:43:33

yeah, okay, yeah Listen

1:43:36

I know my space bullshit Well

1:43:38

dark energy is even more right 85% of the

1:43:40

total matter in the universe. I think it's both

1:43:43

Yeah, dark energy. Yeah, it's what I was looking

1:43:45

at was dark matter Yeah

1:43:47

with combined with dark energy and vehicle matter

1:43:49

human feet well look at what's happening We're

1:43:51

getting sucked into the fucking because we can't

1:43:53

see we get out of here 95% of

1:43:55

what's in front of us Yeah,

1:43:58

it's like no. We're not living a dark

1:44:00

matter cloud idiot well that's what he filled the cops when

1:44:02

he got his wet and reckless he's

1:44:05

like listen officer it's a dark matter kind of thing

1:44:08

I couldn't see I was I can't

1:44:10

see 95% of what's in front of me

1:44:12

I had to do I in 2000 third

1:44:14

eye is calcified what an idiot bro I

1:44:18

do this guy's thinking what

1:44:21

the fuck is this guy talking about

1:44:24

that yoga that meditation that you don't

1:44:26

have to call that even but looking

1:44:29

inside and finding that's that inner voice of

1:44:31

that inner strength that sometimes

1:44:33

comes from nowhere right it comes

1:44:36

from everywhere you know Oh my

1:44:38

yeah crystal mommy leave me alone

1:44:41

go do your yoga and

1:44:43

crystal mommy stuff and just you know leave me

1:44:45

alone man you'll be at peace we

1:44:47

don't need to do this

1:44:50

I'm gonna get him a beautiful I'm gonna get

1:44:52

him a beautiful amethyst

1:44:56

yeah a box of not

1:44:59

Champa incense and

1:45:02

and Lulu and some Lulu Lulu lemon yeah

1:45:04

we can get you into some Lulu's I

1:45:06

still vote for you guys friends

1:45:11

one day I just feel like you I

1:45:14

think that you think there's a bridge

1:45:16

after everything I think I

1:45:18

see it an admiration

1:45:21

for you in his eyes I

1:45:23

mean clearly yeah trying to be you

1:45:25

yeah I have a lot gas frankly

1:45:27

I have a lot to teach him

1:45:30

absolutely beta stop and

1:45:32

maybe he could teach you about like things

1:45:35

that he's good at like yeah I mean

1:45:37

look I was pretty young for a year

1:45:39

in the studio when I was failing just kidding

1:45:41

by the way being a drunk failing fraud by

1:45:43

the way that was a joke I don't know

1:45:45

if he's done those things yeah arguably call the

1:45:47

powerful person Hollywood for about 10 years I think

1:45:49

I was doing like 40 movies a year and

1:45:51

yeah 20 TV shows and so during that period

1:45:53

of time you know I

1:45:55

was around okay bro what the hell

1:45:57

I was working with like pretty much

1:46:00

studio I'd struck

1:46:02

like 20 years ago what do you was it's

1:46:05

I was like in it when

1:46:07

I look around at the people I had around

1:46:09

that I felt like were my friends you know

1:46:11

in your mind we've heard that we know and

1:46:13

so you kind of think oh this person is

1:46:16

my friend and you know as I kind of

1:46:18

what is wrong with this dude you always gonna

1:46:20

face challenges fucking oh man we

1:46:23

love him I'm gonna keep listening though angry

1:46:25

just a little bit more just a little bit yeah

1:46:27

I mean I can see that it may help you

1:46:29

also with your anxiety yep it

1:46:32

helps you kind of slow down be

1:46:35

present in the moment that

1:46:38

guy's good he got it he tried to

1:46:40

bring it down he said around that crazy

1:46:42

shit good interviewing I'd watch his podcast yo

1:46:45

who is this awesome dude

1:46:48

great things be president

1:46:50

and let go yeah

1:46:52

let go and go very hard

1:46:54

yeah tattoo I got that you

1:46:56

went back to let go oh

1:46:58

god how big is my god

1:47:01

is how big is it is it

1:47:04

ever ends with this

1:47:06

man I know that he

1:47:08

has a let go to

1:47:10

the lower back I have

1:47:12

lower back a tramp I

1:47:14

hope it's a tramp stamp every second

1:47:23

is new material can

1:47:28

you google right now real tattoo like I'm

1:47:30

like maybe we'll get lucky but

1:47:32

if we do go to discovery I'm gonna

1:47:34

have to request this tattoo

1:47:36

it's relevant to her does

1:47:39

he show it maybe he shows it I see you

1:47:41

know does would see that's where my photogenic yeah

1:47:44

yeah I was like you remember like everything

1:47:46

that's great is that crazy you're over everything

1:47:49

yeah yeah you got your leg go tattoo

1:47:52

I yeah I got okay

1:47:54

this is conversation I yeah that

1:47:58

sir I listen to this whole podcast I guess then

1:48:00

I went in and cut in the

1:48:02

ratio of how much he talks to

1:48:04

compared to Chris the guest there And

1:48:06

this is the ratios drop in this

1:48:08

corner. Holy shit. Yeah, he is yapping

1:48:10

that whole fucking podcast. Holy fuck, man

1:48:15

It's like a monologue dude Yeah,

1:48:18

Hamlet over here, but it was a very boring

1:48:20

listen. Well, he is the guest I mean to

1:48:22

be fair the idea is that yes speak he

1:48:24

was supposed to be an opto, right? That was

1:48:27

the idea I Guess but

1:48:29

it's such a weird Thing

1:48:31

for yeah, you know, would you have somebody in

1:48:33

here and interview you and talk about your for

1:48:35

your third episode? Yeah, what I do that I

1:48:37

wouldn't do anything. He's done If

1:48:41

I was him Well,

1:48:45

let's not talk Everyone's

1:48:50

asking if they're flirting. Yeah, I know there had

1:48:52

a moment. He was weird. They had a really

1:48:54

moment He's like, yeah, you have awesome memory. He's

1:48:56

like remember that you want to fuck my wife.

1:48:59

You remember that awesome memory I remember and you

1:49:01

got that tattoo Yeah,

1:49:04

you got your leg go over like everything

1:49:06

that's great is that crazy you were everything

1:49:08

yeah, yeah, you got your leg go tattoo

1:49:19

It's a duck to the all-scene eye yeah

1:49:21

Remember, yeah So

1:49:25

you guys know that you're not filming this

1:49:27

for yourselves, right They're

1:49:29

filming it like there's no one watching which frankly

1:49:31

there isn't But

1:49:33

they're just having like a an intimate

1:49:35

aside about how good his memory is It's like

1:49:38

you remember everything down. She can you talk

1:49:40

to the audience at least about how cool his

1:49:42

memory is He

1:49:45

said can you send me the time stamp of

1:49:47

him talking about getting hate from our show which

1:49:49

I Deeply deeply opposed that notion from

1:49:52

this. He says it in this a B. Oh,

1:49:54

no, I'm that's From the

1:49:56

Sebastian video. I just screen. Okay.

1:49:59

Here's to this Sebastian one, let's see Speaking

1:50:03

bye-bye right right right you hate fat people you're

1:50:05

misogynistic Okay, maybe not everyone actually agrees with me

1:50:07

and like I kind of just 13 minutes should

1:50:09

I just watch from here? Um

1:50:12

at two minutes and maybe but I'm

1:50:14

fine. God Yeah,

1:50:16

he found God after our podcast Yo,

1:50:19

I'll be real people make fun of me for the

1:50:21

bill burst stuff like that it changed what I never

1:50:23

said I didn't make me find God Right.

1:50:26

That is true. That's like a real

1:50:28

existential crisis different What

1:50:32

you said two minutes I say your time

1:50:34

yeah, I'll just start from two minutes. Thank

1:50:37

you. I Know

1:50:40

how it is to not be overweight and it's better not

1:50:42

being overweight and It

1:50:44

feels great when you're not overweight if you

1:50:46

had been overweight. So it's like, okay Yeah,

1:50:48

I think I was just echoing like Ethan's

1:50:50

arguments from h3, which can we get into

1:50:52

that? Sure if you want Yeah, sure. Let's

1:50:54

do it comfortable. So basically you just it's

1:50:56

sensitive Yeah, it's a sore

1:50:58

topic for him Let's

1:51:01

for us remember he was like I

1:51:03

wish I could have a conversation with

1:51:06