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Here we are again. It's

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Friday. It's

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March 15th. The

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year 2024 and

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here we all are right before you once again. We

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have a beautiful show. What year is it? And

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there's nothing more beautiful than love. And

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love, I love love, and love

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loves love. You

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know, we have two people with love in their name. Love

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loves you. Who's

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who's the who? My name

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is Daniel Swerdlove. Swerdlove. That's true. Why don't

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we use that one? Daniel

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Swerdlove loves love that love

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loves. That's some hardcore shit.

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Swerdlove. Do you love love

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like love loves love? I

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feel like I can't claim to because his name

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is actually just love and I have the swerd

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in there mucking it up. It's not pure. It's

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not pure. But love is love. It's not pure

0:58

love. We can add another dimension. We

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discovered your name is technically Swedish. If you go

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back far enough. If you go back far enough,

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the root of my last name

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is Swedish. So I'm... Yeah.

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And it's Swedish. It's

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Swerdleet. Very

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cool. And

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Swerdlove. And all go back to

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Sweden. Back

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to Sweden. Well today we have

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a really... Rable civilization. That's what I

1:26

always say. Today

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we have a really fun episode

1:32

planned. A special episode because as

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we were debating Fresh

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and Fit on Wednesday,

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as I said we were multitasking

1:44

because we are a team of

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tremendous workers of visionary creatives. And

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Cam, Sam and Ian

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were on location with

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Jeff. Ian

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you look phenomenal today. May I say. I

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really... You're

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glowing, Ashley. Nice to see

2:03

you. Thank you. They

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were recording Jeff's first

2:08

date. And let

2:10

me tell you, from what I've

2:12

seen, magical. People

2:15

have laughed at the idea

2:17

of this being a serious dating show. After

2:20

today, the laughter

2:22

stops and the tears begin. Everyone

2:28

will be crying by the end of this. Tears of, uh, that you

2:31

never knew you could squeeze out before. Just

2:35

simply because you didn't know that you could

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love love like love loves love. Oh,

2:41

Ela's, uh, uh,

2:44

our nanny's called in sick this morning,

2:46

so she's with the kids.

2:48

It was a long... She's

2:52

with the kids, basically. She's kind of sick too,

2:55

right? Yeah, she's sick. She's also like pregnant. I

2:57

don't know if she's like hella pregnant. She's

3:00

like basically could... I mean, technically she could

3:03

really go into labor at any time, although...

3:06

She's got a couple more weeks. Uh-oh. Excuse

3:09

me. So

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yeah, we have the, um... Jeff

3:15

is gonna come in at around 1.30 with

3:18

the lovely Morgan. And

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so we are gonna watch their date

3:23

together. Um, they

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took a romantic boat ride. Uh,

3:29

a romantic boat ride. And

3:32

a love swam boat. Oh

3:34

my god, I mean, give me a break. Um,

3:38

and then after we watch that,

3:40

they're both gonna come sit with us

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for an interview. Very

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excited. And he's

3:47

got another date planned coming up here soon, right Ian?

3:50

Like we're hitting the ground running. Yeah,

3:52

I believe next week, right Sam? It's all hooked

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up? Yes. What's

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the schedule? Uh...

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The next date will air

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next Friday and then the

4:05

next one will air the following Monday.

4:08

And that's the week essentially so that's that's

4:11

the week where finale

4:13

I think that you have to get engaged. Yeah,

4:16

we should have a you know, what we should have a an

4:20

officiator someone like to get a situation

4:23

so that you never anybody can I get I

4:25

heard I could do that online. You're not lying. Yeah, super easy.

4:28

They talk about in 90 days. Can you do it for me Lena? I'll

4:31

look into it. You can hold that power for sure.

4:33

Just tell me you know, I mean just get it

4:35

with my name on it. Absolutely.

4:38

Lena's writing it down. Good. Imagine busting

4:40

it out of the bed like anyone want to get married.

4:43

I got you know, but for real, maybe they'll say

4:45

yes. I don't know. So

4:48

before that we've got all kinds of other nonsense

4:51

to talk about. I

4:54

think fun nonsense. Although it's

4:56

debatable. I'm

4:59

el Nick member for two years. Thank you

5:01

so much. How

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you doing? You know, my dad started a

5:07

hospital after battling cancer before years. We've always

5:09

bonded over OG Godzilla and he wants to

5:11

be buried in his

5:13

favorite TF Godzilla Destroyer T

5:17

any chance there's one I can buy. Wait,

5:19

which one is the gut the TF Godzilla

5:21

Destroyer T? Do

5:27

we know which one that I mean, I'm sure there's a way for us

5:29

to find. Oh,

5:32

this one. Okay, hold on. We

5:38

should be able to. But

5:40

I'm just trying to find the correct one. This

5:42

is the one. The

5:44

fuck is this website? Oh,

5:47

this. Okay, hold on. I want to

5:49

make sure I'm bringing up a legit website before I bring it up. I'm

5:51

bringing up a legit website before I bring any link on. Can

5:55

you guys reach out to that person? God,

5:57

there's so many dumb. the

6:01

internet is so annoying sometimes what

6:04

is happening? like I

6:06

don't know why but all these like

6:10

these rip-off clone websites

6:12

they're obsessed with stealing shit from us

6:15

they're straight up weirdos on the internet

6:17

and you're saying like your search results

6:19

are flooded by all the fake sites?

6:21

I just typed TF Godzilla destroyer and

6:25

yeah they're just like and

6:28

I'm sure they don't send you anything they're

6:31

not gonna... or they'll send you like a

6:33

really fucked up I'm talking

6:35

to somebody here this morning but the

6:39

internet as we know it is on its

6:42

way out I think is that right? well

6:44

it's just everything's useless now like

6:47

it's all flooded with just

6:49

AI, bots, and garbage, scams,

6:51

and it's like I

6:54

feel like every day it's like just worst just

6:56

basic search functionality it's like you can't

6:59

even find your own product on Google

7:01

you know I've noticed here's the page

7:03

I'll pull up our website this

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was such a fun collection I felt

7:08

that too Dan I can't find... oh the collection

7:10

is empty, god damn it I

7:15

think I have it I think I know the

7:17

shirt you're talking about it's the drawing one I

7:19

think anyway we're gonna

7:21

look for it we have her we have their...

7:23

we'll find the shirt if

7:26

we can't find the shirt I'll send you mine that's

7:29

funnily enough my favorite t-shirt ever oh

7:31

for real I love that shirt oh

7:33

that's so nice, yeah we're

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gonna send you this shirt okay and

7:40

we'll do it post taste if we can find

7:42

one in the office Lena if not then I'll...

7:45

let's send it out this weekend I can... I

7:49

can get mine or Monday did they

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say what size? did

7:53

they say what size? I don't think probably a lot

7:56

we have their Instagram I found their Instagram so that

7:58

way you can connect okay go ahead I

8:01

don't mean to be a buzzkill, but love was looking

8:03

for that shirt a while ago.

8:05

I put up our whole planning it Well when

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you have cancer let me know yeah, I I

8:09

put out a bomb funny. I'm not funny Say

8:13

button that not Cancer

8:15

Joe I know it's you're saying the person

8:17

with cancer should get this shirt

8:19

first. Yeah Yeah, make sense to me. Okay. Good.

8:21

Sorry love yeah, I put out a bounty on

8:24

it like what a half a year ago You

8:26

can find it no because the one I have

8:29

is very worn I wear a lot It's my

8:31

most worn t-shirt No,

8:34

yeah, all right well you can have one get you one

8:36

for sure you can have mine. Oh Sorry

8:43

about your dad though, that's That's

8:49

the worst Anyway

8:55

We have Poor

8:58

Jay Shetty man. He's really going through it Finally

9:01

some sympathy for my boy I Wasn't

9:04

sure I Wasn't

9:07

sure what kind of legs this Jay Shetty story

9:09

had but like it keeps

9:12

Going he's getting Cuomo's look

9:14

at this Although

9:17

the news nation isn't exactly

9:19

mainstream cuz Cuomo got Cuomo by CNN

9:22

I am Jewish Cuomo got

9:24

Cuomo. Yeah Cuomo on Cuomo Cuomo

9:27

crime but here's

9:29

our boy and I

9:32

am disabled. I it's getting their celebrity

9:34

guru outed as a fraud my goodness

9:36

I did not think that this silly

9:38

meme would turn into a Domino's

9:42

thing of actually Real

9:45

we manifested it man Jay

9:47

just know this I never I started

9:49

this whole thing just with pure Funny

9:53

intentions, and I'm still on your

9:55

side frankly you know even after

9:57

speaking Yeah So

10:00

what you're not a so what you're not a monk so

10:02

you didn't live in India So

10:05

what if you stole a bunch of shit? And

10:08

so what if so what you's

10:10

doing it you're walking the walk you you

10:12

officiated JLo's wedding who the fuck else can

10:14

say that shit Oh you

10:17

found one right so I just realized I've

10:19

been looking for one of these forever, and

10:21

I found an excel one I was like

10:23

fuck. I was so bummed out a letter

10:26

like so but too big perfect for her right yeah Excel

10:29

wow Both

10:37

and I was like oh And

10:39

I was like oh excel and I folded it up and

10:41

put it aside because I was like well Maybe I'll do

10:43

something nice. Thank you If

10:47

we can make contact we could actually send it to her to

10:51

Today yeah, definitely. I don't know that post

10:54

office clothes They got

10:56

the t-shirt you weren't you I think just once Ethan

10:58

on the show so it makes it extra special too

11:01

Oh, I did wear that one. Yes from

11:03

so that might be my that actually probably

11:05

is mine. Yeah probably Smell

11:11

like me No

11:15

no it's not like a shirt yeah, maybe

11:18

not then um

11:22

Anyway, I'm so sorry Jay. You know cuz

11:25

this man he interviewed Michelle

11:27

Obama He interviewed

11:29

Joe Biden Right

11:32

Selena go Go

11:35

even bigger than the president.

11:37

Yeah Selena So

11:41

like you can never take away

11:44

You can't take anything away from the guy and

11:47

at the end of the day if you do take everything

11:49

away He's still got the eyes which means he can get

11:51

it all back Yeah,

11:53

that's true. He probably has a quote

11:55

that he stole from somebody about that

11:57

exact thing by that's my new favorite

12:00

It's a secret community meme now

12:02

like anytime. There's a quote. It's

12:04

just jk That's

12:07

good. We love that all right

12:10

well that worked out nicely You

12:16

orchestrated it Yeah

12:19

Make things happen or

12:21

not I was talking about the About

12:24

the shirt yeah, it is funny though and

12:26

on today. Well that worked out anyway

12:30

next Yeah, who's

12:32

next on my fucking oh? God,

12:36

I see why everyone hates me though Like

12:40

people are just like I love Jay Shetty.

12:42

I just want to enjoy his show Why

12:44

the fuck do you have to ruin everything

12:47

right and I know I don't think it's

12:49

not my fault Do you think Jay is

12:52

really gonna suffer too much of a

12:54

consequence? It

12:56

depends You know heard his reputation

12:58

in certain circles, but I I just feel

13:00

like The fan

13:03

base that he's cultivated is likely not Not

13:06

your fault too interested in the

13:09

drama around it Yeah, it depends how how

13:11

big it goes because if it keeps getting

13:14

attention. What would happen is like You're

13:16

not gonna see him on gap anymore probably in

13:19

the mall You know those

13:21

beautiful blue eyes watching wherever you go like Big Brother

13:24

I'll miss the magic Big Brother had eyes won't be the

13:26

same at the mall For

13:29

real we'd be living in 1984 if Big Brother

13:31

had eyes like that. Oh, yeah,

13:34

we'd be like yeah, it'd be done Whatever

13:36

you say oh El

13:41

Nick responded oh my god me and my parents are crying

13:43

We love you so much the cream one with the car

13:46

to drawing that's what we got. Oh, that's first

13:48

of all Thank you so much that That

13:52

shirt is so meaningful to you to

13:54

you guys. That's really touching. I'm happy that

13:56

we're able to My

13:59

dad is crying Wow this feel like

14:01

a miracle geez thank mom so glad

14:03

you guys almost as good as

14:05

him not dying for zelnik I

14:07

believe she's in the spirit of something that I

14:10

would say right Almost

14:12

as good, but we're pretty dang

14:15

close. Yeah pretty dang close We

14:18

should send them a whole bunch of stuff get

14:20

their info and if they can Reach

14:23

out to me I can bring

14:25

all of that out today. Oh, thank

14:27

you Sam Oh nice for sure and I want to pull

14:29

a whole bunch of agency. Yeah Unfortunately

14:36

the order isn't over 75 so you

14:38

will have to pay us for shipping. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

14:40

No come on with okay Yeah,

14:44

we'll take a YouTube. We'll take a rain

14:46

check. What would be cash on delivery? You

14:50

never that shit they don't do that anymore do they? Maybe

14:53

in certain instances I mean

14:56

did they even do it where kids like

14:58

every every commercial would say that that was

15:00

an option but Somebody was doing

15:02

anybody anywhere that did that some motherfucker

15:04

were doing that I guess

15:06

though cash on delivery So the

15:08

post the deliver has to like

15:11

put your shit on layaway if you can't pay him.

15:14

That's not his job damn Maybe

15:18

it literally is his job. It probably was

15:20

at some point. I guess like yeah Probably

15:22

was literally the club the closest I got

15:24

to that was I Received

15:27

a letter from the post office and there wasn't enough Postage

15:30

on it so I had to pay the postman

15:32

right there They hit you

15:34

up for the postage. Mm-hmm to

15:36

get the letter. How's that your fault? They're like you

15:39

can send it back or you can just pay for

15:41

it Was it something

15:43

that you wanted fuck yeah, oh well,

15:46

okay. It was like an extra stamp in needed or

15:48

something like that Get

15:51

how that is outrageous dude an extra

15:53

step, you know, I'm gonna arm ourselves

15:56

You know what would have prevented that from happening

15:59

a digital scale from? on stamps.com He

16:03

loved my all especially Alice She's

16:07

a great lady. She has great taste in

16:09

corporate In her

16:11

corporate decision. Yeah, the who to support.

16:13

Yeah Can I give

16:15

you a note on the title? I just want to add

16:17

something to it right now It says just first date with

16:19

Morgan and then let's do this dash Date

16:23

plus or wait no first

16:26

date with Morgan date plus

16:28

interview Date

16:31

plus follow-up for

16:33

in So that's first

16:35

date with Morgan plus follow-up is

16:37

like very plus in studio

16:40

interview and follow-up. I might meet that

16:43

Just first date with Morgan Ampersand

16:49

Yeah, and I'm waiting for that to pop up

16:51

and how to write a youtube. Yeah. Thank you.

16:54

Just a little extra flavor You

16:57

gotta update the sub count on that overlay though You

17:03

know what happened that's fresh and fit debate and

17:06

lost a whole bunch more subs yeah after

17:08

date tell all And

17:12

after date tell all we should make Jeff leave

17:14

and then just act like alright, yeah, yeah, yeah

17:17

Okay, so

17:22

you like that yeah, that's good and

17:25

and also we wanted to order Wendy's just throwing that out

17:27

there Somebody

17:31

got to take the lead though cuz I can't it's

17:34

hard for me to on it. Yeah, good. I'm on

17:36

Sam said Sam said how

17:38

high just saying? Sam

17:41

is checked out and a blockbuster Swag

17:45

everybody notice Represent

17:49

your people now blockbuster and

17:51

IKEA Wow there's There's

17:54

some overlap someone needs to figure out

17:56

what's going on here. Yeah, Oh blockbuster

17:58

is gone. So that That's what's going

18:00

on conspiracy wise you think sweet and then

18:02

shit. Yeah, we did that shit.

18:05

We did that shit Do you think they were first?

18:08

Now we were first well all that matters is to assume

18:11

Goddamn right right lots of right

18:13

brother fucking right Swedish

18:17

flag Right

18:20

can I ask you guys a question which thumbnail do you think's better

18:23

this one you think This

18:26

Quick introduction this one is just it's

18:28

a little This one's

18:30

good. It's not bad, and then there's the

18:33

current one Which

18:36

is uh? Here, I'll

18:38

drop it yet. Thanks. Yeah, you guys can tell

18:40

me what you think. I like value your opinions

18:44

And then there's this one now this

18:46

one you can see the faces more clearly which

18:48

is good however

18:52

Also our audience knows Morgan from the cowboy

18:54

video yeah, so it may be the current.

18:56

Thank you cam We'll come we'll see what

18:58

the current one. I request the second one

19:03

In the get go Yeah,

19:07

so we've gone been going to war with oh one

19:09

more thing this jacket you may have noticed Oh

19:17

Which jacket the one I'm wearing

19:19

I noticed it. Oh Teddy

19:21

fresh calm. Oh really no way

19:24

No way new clothing

19:27

is out today, and

19:29

by the way free shipping on all us orders over $75 Let's

19:34

take a look at what This

19:37

is the tapestry jacket that I'm wearing and this thing

19:39

is Gorge,

19:41

I mean I know how to describe it.

19:43

I love tapestry fabric. It's so jacket like

19:45

my favorite thing right now You

19:47

got the dude you know who would go perfect

19:49

with that jacket? He's

20:00

standing! I actually saw Cam wearing those the other

20:02

day and I was like, damn, you had a

20:05

sick fit going. I've

20:07

already taken my pants off. I think so. I think

20:09

that's true. Anyway,

20:11

so the fit, the pants, I'm

20:14

gonna have to get the whole outfit, man. And

20:16

Olivia's cardigan. I love that

20:19

color on you. Oh, thank you! Look up

20:21

the cardi. Oh,

20:24

this one. The whole outfit, I love it. Nice.

20:27

So here's the check zip

20:30

cardigan. Wow. Oh,

20:32

that's a nice texture. Yeah, for real.

20:35

That is a lovely color. The

20:37

TAF team is really on their

20:39

shit. The color of...

20:44

We got those. We got,

20:46

what do we got? Some crazy ass Cosby.

20:48

Are we still calling them Cosby sweaters? I

20:50

don't think so. I

20:52

don't think you should. I

20:55

don't know. That's what everyone always called him. Have

20:57

you heard about Bill

20:59

Cosby? Yeah, he did. Have you heard what he's been

21:02

up to? Well, that's why I asked.

21:06

I just thought maybe you had it. Maybe he's just

21:08

been too bad news. No, I heard about it. This

21:11

vest is awesome. I mean, what the fuck?

21:14

Seriously, what the shit, you guys? But

21:18

what are we calling it now? Because when I was growing

21:20

up, it was Cosby. That's

21:24

true. I think we need to... A vest? Sweater

21:27

vest. No, I see what you mean. There

21:29

is a... We have a cultural gap now

21:32

because we've sort of

21:34

tossed him into the dustbin of history, if

21:36

you will. It's not a sweater vest. Something like

21:38

that. Yeah, you would... Like, without a

21:40

second thought, you'd be like, oh, that's like

21:42

a Cosby sweater. Yeah. Well, maybe Ethan Klein

21:45

vest, now that you've discovered this gap. I

21:47

mean, do you really want to step into the Bill

21:50

Cosby shoes? No, because you know what

21:52

I mean? Maybe that's what drove him to do it.

21:54

I know, it's weird. I love it. It's just sweaters.

21:56

It's just sweaters, dude. It could be... It's like 90s.

22:00

vintage kind of nine he certainly wasn't the only

22:02

person but he definitely like popularized

22:04

it I guess like 80s sweater 80s

22:07

pattern 80s sweater so we got these awesome

22:09

socks we got these dresses that I

22:11

know Hilo's been feeling yeah they're super

22:13

cool they got bows on the bottom

22:16

Hilo's take a look killing

22:19

and slaying in

22:21

this black dress thank

22:23

you sweat sweat

22:28

button-up tea women's bouquet

22:31

come on

22:34

how who wants to be totally

22:36

adorbs you're

22:39

everyone's gonna be commenting on girl where

22:41

did you get that shirt long

22:45

sleeve butterflies more

22:48

this or that oh this is a fun shirt I

22:50

love this shirt what do

22:52

you guys think I

22:56

guess I gotta get one of these I like these

22:58

ones yeah it may have been the same

23:04

artist I don't

23:06

know about this this

23:09

was a restock the fruity long sleeve everybody was loving

23:11

that one I remember tank top

23:13

skirt go

23:15

check it all out guys it's all happening right

23:18

now Teddy first calm like

23:20

okay oh that's

23:22

good I got

23:24

that one too oh hell yeah that's

23:27

so nice so

23:31

there is thank you guys for your support

23:33

and appreciate it thank you

23:37

okay we went to war war

23:39

we start we took on on

23:42

Wednesday before the debate we

23:45

talked at length about the

23:47

snark subreddit which

23:50

is just a

23:53

toxic horrific

23:56

hateful place you can

23:58

continue with the music it's a vibe Even though I'm

24:00

not gonna call it a war, but it is I do

24:03

like the atmosphere. I Like

24:07

that. I like to hear the drum beat Everyone

24:13

knows that the war drum increases strength

24:15

by two Morale

24:21

bonus big time big out of

24:23

the stack with other morale bonuses

24:25

provided by say like a paladin

24:27

Thank or something like that. Yeah,

24:29

right exactly So

24:35

We talked about some of the horrific stuff that they

24:37

had done They've harassed each and

24:39

every one of us and caused just

24:42

a hellish Time came

24:44

to a head for me When

24:47

somebody posted there a fake post

24:52

That We

24:55

were removing posts about Ramadan

24:57

and It

25:00

went viral on Twitter and it

25:02

became this whole thing and so for

25:04

me, I'm like, okay. Well, it's fake

25:08

So now I expect everybody to At

25:12

least Just you know,

25:14

correct the record Say

25:16

retraction, you know if you're out

25:18

there sharing this story you can you

25:20

can say listen that that was fake and erase the

25:22

tweet seems reasonable now

25:28

The snark page and some

25:31

people who I were talking about

25:33

still are refusing to remove it they've said Where

25:38

is it where is the original one just

25:40

to read jog elite the hateful tweet in

25:42

question, I'll grab it one side Oh

25:45

so loud that was a baby's

25:48

at home because

25:51

There's a furniture

25:53

thing happening you'll be in later I depends

25:56

when it's delivered Ah.

26:02

God damn it's caught. Thank

26:09

you. So,

26:13

uh, the... uh...

26:18

Just order a tapestry jacket. Thank you so

26:20

much Veronica. You're gonna love that thing man.

26:24

Yeah, yeah. Let me stand

26:26

up. Stand up. He's

26:29

up. That's it, bro. You

26:37

feel that? Shush. Please

26:39

clap. Please clap.

26:44

That's nice. Okay, anyway.

26:47

So... Please

26:49

clap. Snark... Oh, here it

26:51

is. Thank you guys. So this is the

26:53

post in question that went viral on the

26:55

Snark Suburbs and then from there went viral

26:58

on Twitter. Happy Ramadan to

27:00

AB and the Muslim H3FAM.

27:02

As you know me, the... the,

27:05

uh... violently hateful, uh,

27:07

Ethan Klein who hates all

27:10

Muslims, including, uh, two of

27:12

my... close,

27:14

uh... two

27:17

people very close to me. Uh,

27:19

the moderators remove this post from feed, blah, blah,

27:22

blah. Sorry, this post has been ruined by

27:24

Marat, uh, moderators. So they say, you can't prove

27:26

to us that this is

27:28

fake. Which is

27:30

somewhat true. I mean, it's... it's

27:33

obvious to

27:35

anybody who's operating in good faith

27:39

that it was faked. It

27:41

was made by an account with one

27:43

post, a brand new poster with

27:47

this only one post. But

27:49

like... I guess this should be said like we can... we

27:53

can technically prove it, but in... it's

27:56

hard to prove the lack of something's

27:58

existence. The proof is... that there

28:00

is no record of it being removed

28:02

in our modlog. So outside

28:05

of inviting a third party to come inspect

28:07

our modlog, which I guess came

28:09

to that we could do, but yeah

28:12

like you said until now you basically have to

28:14

take our word for it that it's not

28:16

there. So like if you're one

28:18

of these Twitter people, if we're

28:20

talking about like defamation then you're

28:22

right in terms of we haven't

28:24

shown like 100% conclusive proof that

28:26

it's fake. So

28:29

that's what we're here to do today. That's

28:32

right. We got it we

28:34

got more baby. We are

28:36

coming and we are coming in waves. Let

28:48

me pull up the right one here. Reverse

28:53

engineered by

28:56

this amazing guy I want to say big shout

28:58

out. He's a long time fan and he's always

29:01

making really valuable contributions to

29:03

the community. He's a Greek dude and Tona

29:06

and Tona and

29:08

Tona and

29:11

Hanaros. He's

29:14

cool right? Yeah. He's the man. So

29:17

check this out and and Mika, Misha,

29:21

whoever you are, you asshole

29:28

on Twitter. You

29:31

asked for proof so here it is okay? All right.

29:35

This Antonio and Tona reverse

29:37

engineered how the Snarkers Romeron

29:40

post was faked. Even

29:42

though Ethan the crew said the post was faked and

29:44

they could find no record of it I'm sure many

29:46

people could claim that they are just lying. True and

29:48

fair enough. Well I'm here to shut that BS

29:50

down and prove that it was 100% faked. We

29:52

love you King. Here's

29:55

the image exactly as it was posted on the

29:57

Snarkade. as

30:00

I described. First

30:03

of all, there are services that can recover

30:05

deleted posts from anywhere on reddit and searching

30:07

for a post titled Happy Ramadan to AB

30:09

and Muslim H3FAM yields no results.

30:11

I guess one could argue that the service

30:13

didn't scrape the post quick enough before

30:16

it got removed so let's ignore that and also

30:18

fair. Then

30:20

he noticed in

30:23

the screenshot the post had

30:26

the podcast tag and

30:28

lucky for us a few pixels from

30:30

the hidden username are still visible. I

30:32

went to every removed post tagged

30:35

with the podcast from the last few

30:37

days until I found this one. Can

30:41

you believe it? Here

30:45

was a removed post. Have Sam Cedar

30:47

on instead of a snarker. We

30:50

were joking about this on the members live. We

30:54

were joking about having one of these

30:56

people want to like debate or have

30:58

a conversation or whatever and they go no

31:01

we will not debate you Ethan. We want

31:04

you to debate Sam Cedar. I was like

31:07

about snark? Sam

31:09

Cedar is gonna come debate me about if

31:11

it's okay to harass people's family members. Wow

31:14

what a fucking nightmare. Damn

31:17

okay but I think their

31:19

point being is that the whole thing is

31:22

turning up I think it's turned a lot

31:24

into some kind of Twitter activism. Gone

31:28

gone gone

31:31

sexual. Use the

31:33

YouTube parlance. So

31:38

here's this image that we found from a real

31:40

post. Notice that the upvote count

31:42

is exactly the same. The

31:45

comment number is different but that could be

31:47

explained by people arguing in the comments after

31:49

it got removed or simply the snarker changed

31:51

it for whatever reason. So

31:54

here was 14 and this one it's 52.

31:56

However overlaying

31:58

this post on top the other we

32:01

can clearly see that the few

32:03

visible pixels of the username are

32:05

perfectly lining up to feast your

32:07

eyes. So here

32:09

is I mean what do you want

32:11

what do you want right?

32:15

It's pretty funny that they left a little bit of their

32:17

username showing. What a little more

32:19

thorough with the scribbling. What a fucking

32:22

idiot. So

32:25

there you go people say oh who cares that it's

32:27

just a one day old account. People

32:31

say you haven't proven it. Here

32:34

it is. A clear evidence

32:36

that this person ripped this

32:38

post off and

32:41

just changed the source code. And

32:44

again we thought it was odd that they blurred

32:46

out the character name and now we see why.

32:48

It was really even a super low effort. Like

32:51

I don't think less ever could have gone

32:53

into this for all you fucking morons and pathetic

32:55

losers to buy into it. And

32:57

you all think you like you you think you

32:59

can follow current events and give your your

33:01

opinion on them after you got suckered into this.

33:04

You should go hide in shame actually. You know

33:06

what was pointing out to me that I didn't

33:08

even realize at first is that because

33:10

the account age because it

33:12

was like a day old throwaway account. Oh

33:15

wait actually because they said they didn't the main account

33:17

was the one that originally made the post so never

33:20

mind. So I'll say

33:22

this to everyone

33:24

who's holding out that I'm

33:26

lying. So I want

33:28

to give everybody specifically I want

33:31

to give Misha the

33:33

opportunity to now

33:36

that she's seen proof. Delete the

33:39

hateful tweets. To delete the hateful

33:41

tweets in question and

33:43

to issue and a retraction. You

33:46

don't even have to apologize. You know what I mean? Just

33:49

tell your followers. If you want to

33:51

apologize I'll listen. Delete.

33:53

I might I'll even forgive you girl. I

33:56

understand tensions are high. But

34:00

All I want from you is a retraction and

34:02

to erase the tweets. That's it. And

34:05

then we won't have a problem If that

34:07

doesn't happen, then we will have a problem. I

34:11

think that's pretty reasonable And

34:14

that's all I have to say about that. About

34:16

her specifically. I have a lot more to

34:18

say. So it turns out There's something else

34:20

about this user That

34:23

I think might be of interest to Snarkers

34:25

and Twitter users alike.

34:29

So not only did we find out that

34:31

this post was faked we

34:34

actually Found out

34:36

that this user had posted one

34:39

other thing a few days

34:41

before this What

34:43

was that thing? We

34:45

got him The

34:48

Snarkers profile history through the service

34:50

that saves deleted posts Their

34:53

only post other than the fake one was

34:55

a week ago on the subreddit ask gay

34:57

bros with a

35:01

Attempt to say that

35:03

they hooked up with AB. We got

35:05

him I

35:09

hooked up with AB from the h3 podcast Two

35:14

years ago, I hooked up with AB I

35:16

found the montindre at the time I didn't

35:18

know h3 or who a B was it

35:20

happened one night and I forgot about it

35:22

Recently, I saw him on YouTube on the

35:24

h3 podcast and I remembered him from that

35:26

night Finding funny and crazy that I

35:28

had an encounter with someone on YouTube

35:31

Sharing from a throwaway because I have some personal info

35:33

on my main account. I'm sure AB

35:35

you've been accused Somehow

35:40

by some cosmic coincidence this this dude

35:42

that you had a secret gay

35:45

relationship with Was

35:48

also the one that we

35:50

were moderated out of existence Was

35:54

ashamed that that all happened your thoughts AB

35:57

as well. I don't know maybe after

35:59

we We hooked up I converted

36:01

him to Islam and he's so passionate about

36:03

it now that he's posting

36:05

that seems reasonable And I think actually all

36:07

true. I'm gay 15%

36:10

chance it's true That's

36:12

true. That's all the day. That's all we're yeah I

36:17

Love I love it. I have a

36:19

secret gay tinder. There's no other details just that we

36:22

hooked up two years ago Lovely

36:25

yeah Because they

36:27

know where I come from and they're trying to cause

36:31

Trouble with me in my family

36:33

or whatever or my hometown, but

36:35

yeah Yeah,

36:37

you come from a concert or word

36:40

there is a lot of conservative people.

36:42

Yeah, they probably would not love They

36:45

would not take kindly to such things Mm-hmm

36:48

and What I'm

36:50

interested in about this person is they seem

36:52

to have some kind of obsession With

36:56

fucking with you obviously from this but but

36:58

the Ramadan thing also

37:00

put you in the crosshairs because you were

37:02

getting things like Why

37:09

When people thought it was real they're like

37:12

how dare you not stand up for our

37:14

people and stuff like pitting us against each

37:16

other and yeah Whoever's

37:19

doing this for some reason has decided

37:21

I feel to target

37:23

you and to try to cause

37:25

friction between us Well,

37:28

I think because at the moment Because

37:31

they want to go after you I kind of get in

37:33

the way of that because I'm clear proof that you

37:35

know You see you don't have anything against Arabs. You

37:38

know, you heard me and my wife Brought

37:41

us all the way out here and You

37:43

know, it's at the time they they're

37:45

using me basically I'm

37:47

convenient for them to use But

37:50

when they can't use me whenever I defend you that

37:52

pisses them off So they kind of go the opposite

37:54

way. Isn't it crazy how cynical

37:56

it's so fucking gross and cynical that these

37:58

people come together and they Like they're

38:00

activists like they care about anything, but

38:02

look how they all rally around like

38:05

just literal hate Exploiting

38:07

you and your identity

38:10

to a lot to buy

38:12

a design to lie It's just it's

38:14

so cynical how can this

38:16

commute like this is just shameful shit,

38:18

dude Yeah,

38:21

and they'll never be satisfied. They'll always be another

38:23

lie or something. They're saying that I lied about

38:26

There being a Zionist article in the

38:28

front page of my newspaper in college that

38:31

I got removed. I actually found the

38:33

article Oh, yeah, right here That's

38:37

what it says and this is all justifying

38:39

Islamophobia. This is from 2011. It's in the Michigan

38:44

University of Michigan Journal. Yeah, Michigan Journal. Why

38:46

would they call you up? Yeah? Why would

38:48

they say it's an easily movable thing like?

38:55

Yeah There

38:59

we establish that one might be true Right

39:02

15% so I keep

39:04

saying to that they think I'm Palestinian.

39:06

I'm not Palestinian. I'm I'm Lebanese But

39:09

I just find it funny like they're just like I don't believe

39:11

there's a big difference to them No,

39:13

there's not they're just like shame on him He's

39:15

Palestinian and then when I you know when

39:17

I do wear the scarf or I do speak out for

39:19

they say oh his dad must Have talked to him about

39:21

it. He's he must not be able to return home Oh

39:25

God, it's like I'm sorry The

39:30

way the how much they think about it and they build

39:33

like this whole mythos They're like talking with the world building

39:35

they do Yeah,

39:37

the misplaced like outrage. It's like what

39:40

is happening is horrific and urgent in the

39:42

world and like why would you put any?

39:46

like negative attention towards associate

39:48

producer of a podcast a

39:50

Muslim podcast producer Who's clearly

39:53

like struggling? Yeah, leave it

39:55

leave it alone. Yeah, actually

39:57

because they don't care at all. Thank you Queen They

40:00

literally don't care at all. It's just another

40:02

opportunity for them to like come at us.

40:04

It's really a sick. Yeah and

40:07

so I'm

40:11

sorry AB that

40:13

you've Had

40:15

to deal with this. It's really fucked up but

40:20

There has been some good developments in the snark world

40:23

I don't I don't know if what

40:25

reddit's done. I'll say this you guys might get

40:27

a kick out of this We've been talking about

40:29

how reddit is such a fucked up hypocritical loser

40:31

shit hole and they're protecting this like Need

40:34

I say any more about this community, right?

40:39

We got a warning reddit came and

40:41

warned us you like them apples They

40:45

go We got

40:47

two of them, right? No,

40:49

it was just one There

40:51

was a follow-up message. That was just that cuz we

40:54

we were very polite in our response and we just

40:56

said We will we are happy

40:58

to take all steps necessary to accommodate your

41:00

rules And could you please provide

41:02

us with some advice on how we can better

41:04

do that and their reply was just that advice

41:06

So it would very much was a warning it

41:09

like we weren't in any real trouble, but still

41:11

nice to know that they care Right.

41:14

Hello everyone. We're reaching out today as your

41:16

community has violated rule three real three states

41:18

You community should not be used to direct

41:21

coordinate or encourage Interference in other communities and

41:23

or target redditors for harassment. Dude. That is

41:25

insane Verbatim what the snorke? That's their mission

41:27

statement. Yeah, exactly same

41:31

So, okay fair enough. We

41:33

I mean the reality is it's a it's a it's

41:35

a subreddit You know

41:37

and despite what they may think anybody can

41:39

post whatever They're

41:41

probably there may have been some rule violating stuff. We

41:44

do our best to remove it What

41:47

there was one post in particular that we speculated would be

41:49

about it was removed in under an hour It was in

41:51

45 minutes, which I Mean

41:54

that's really I feel like that's a reasonable amount of

41:56

time to bounce the post. You know what I mean

41:59

where And all it

42:01

was was screenshots from their subreddit, but it wasn't censored

42:03

It showed the usernames on there and that that is

42:06

technically against the rules. We did remove it for that

42:08

reason Not fast enough. I guess

42:11

our mod team is great and ours really good.

42:13

They've been very helpful, but okay Thanks for that

42:15

heads up. Well. I'm glad that You

42:18

know who's really fucking up in this situation The

42:22

H3 guys got to talk to them, but

42:25

there was an interesting twist first we

42:27

noticed That this

42:29

person was unmodded. I found

42:31

we found this post H3

42:35

snark update hello everyone. I was a mod

42:37

on H3 snark and have been

42:39

removed without warning Oh my

42:41

god, you get to go fuck

42:43

go get a job now I

42:47

mean listen they go after spending time

42:49

moderating the sub after the brigading like

42:52

like whoever you are This

42:54

was a good. This is a good twist of fortune

42:56

for you Right

42:59

time to move on take it as a

43:01

sign Absolutely is this a sign of a

43:03

schism of some kind within a great

43:06

within the cabal it absolutely is They said

43:08

not exactly sure what's happening with that sub,

43:10

but I guess this may be the new

43:12

discussion sub so okay, whatever But

43:17

what has happened now is the subreddit

43:19

went private Prison

43:23

for they say what's this

43:25

community is private and only approved members can view

43:27

and partake Yeah,

43:32

so I'm not sure what is happening or why I

43:35

don't think it's been shut down by reddit

43:37

as this is their darling Subreddit and they

43:39

believe that harassing us and our extended family

43:41

is a is a part of

43:44

their mission statement Well

43:47

I'm just purely speculating here. I Suspect

43:50

that when we got that message they

43:52

may have simultaneously gotten a message and

43:55

maybe there's maybe Where

43:58

ours was a slap on the wrist there's may have been been

44:00

sterner and this may be

44:02

a step to prevent it from getting

44:04

shut down completely. I think that

44:07

anything beyond shutting down is a

44:09

disgrace. Just

44:11

straight up turning it off is a fucking

44:13

joke. I have noticed that that does seem

44:15

to be read at

44:18

sort of operating procedure

44:20

with these things is to give

44:22

the sub opportunities to clean up

44:24

their act before they move in unless it's

44:26

just like straight CP that's being

44:28

posted on there or something obviously. I don't

44:31

know. They gave me a little bit of a nice

44:33

crime. When it's like they talk to virtual communities, they usually... I

44:35

remember when the Donald was getting

44:37

banned, although who knows how truthful

44:40

those mods were, but they kept saying that

44:42

the admins were working with them

44:44

on ways to keep the sub but then eventually

44:46

they just shut it down. So we'll

44:49

see. We'll see. Stop! Yeah,

44:52

we'll see. Like I always love

44:54

to talk about how Reddit left jail

44:57

bait up for so long. Yeah,

45:00

until it got some media attention. Incredible.

45:03

Usually that is the way it goes. They don't really

45:05

do anything unless they're getting heat.

45:09

But here, this is actually a funny little meme post

45:12

for our enjoyment. Irrefutable proof that the

45:14

snark is right. Taboo topics are being

45:16

silenced and censored. Conclusive evidence that Ethan

45:18

farted in Denny's. Come on. That's

45:21

disgusting. That is

45:23

a defamatory lie. So

45:26

that is 33 million upvotes. I

45:31

think it's actually far more than that. The T at

45:33

the end, does that represent trillion? Oh

45:35

my god, that's a huge number. And

45:38

hold my fart like a bong rip. Hold on.

45:41

So I think that's 33 billion trillion upvotes.

45:45

That does not make sense. There's

45:47

nothing fishy about that number. What doesn't

45:49

make sense is you're still denying ripping

45:51

ass in Denny's, dude. Everyone in the

45:54

whole world. Everyone

45:56

in the whole world, millions of times

45:58

over. Well, I'll

46:00

listen Sam if you're watching and you

46:03

want to come debate me about h3

46:05

snark subreddit I guess if you're if

46:07

you want to elect yourself and they've

46:09

elected you as their figurehead so I

46:12

come to you my friend Are

46:14

they also suggested Hassan? Who

46:17

I'm sure I'm sure he would love to come

46:19

chat with you about a drama reddit.

46:21

Mm-hmm. Yeah. Yeah, that'd be cool So

46:26

This was the development. I'm very glad and

46:28

grateful that we're able to show Irrefutable

46:31

proof not that I farted in Denny's But

46:35

that it's fake so Misha, thank you

46:38

for the retraction that's forthcoming Basically

46:40

irrefutable evidence and then we won't

46:42

have any problems Will

46:45

be as they call it dogs This

46:50

was one more post then we'll get into the

46:53

The love story. Oh, I

46:55

need to tell you my Wendy's order. I

46:57

never had a bacon ater. Is that good? What

47:02

do you guys recommend I'm not at like a I'm

47:04

not a Wendy's I would go for the Dave's double

47:06

or Dave's triple Dave's triple

47:11

Are you a fan of baked potatoes? I

47:14

you know what baked potatoes one of those foods that I

47:16

just I don't get it I mean

47:18

I get it but I feel good like

47:20

that's like what you do at home when

47:22

you just don't care about anything You

47:25

just put it in the oven vibes, you know,

47:27

they're chilies good with the finger in it. That's

47:30

good, too, right? Can

47:32

I use your finger? Yeah, I Think

47:36

the bacon ater is a classic. I've never had it but

47:38

I'm other people like it Yeah,

47:40

everybody's talking about the bacon ater for

47:42

real. Yeah best sandwich. I Ordered

47:46

a loaded nacho double cheeseburger

47:48

without shoes loaded

47:50

nachos cheeseburger Without

47:53

she what's the point of the nachos?

47:56

Then it's just the crispy. It's just crispy. Yeah,

47:58

I get that what the fuck Hold

48:00

on, let me look at their website. Wendy's.

48:05

They also had some good Shakenbergies. Oh

48:10

god. Wait, I just realized all this food's gonna come

48:12

during the... Bachelor

48:15

segment. That

48:18

might be awkward. Let's

48:22

see, let's view their menu. Hopefully

48:25

they have pictures. Yeah.

48:29

Alright, let's get a combo. We love

48:31

combos here. Pretzel

48:33

bacon or not? Baconator?

48:36

That looks like... I don't know. It

48:39

looks like a whole situation. The

48:41

big bacon classic comp... Let me see

48:43

what the... Bro, you order the craziest

48:45

shit. I love that about you. What

48:47

is this monstrosity? Geez, that looks good,

48:50

right? No! What do you mean? It's

48:53

a lot. You got the...

48:56

The bacon loaded cheeseburger.

48:58

I'm not gonna yuck, you're young. Dude, your

49:01

shit looks bussin'. You

49:04

think the Ghost Pepper Ranch Chicken Sandwich is

49:06

actually spicy? Or is it just a bullshit?

49:09

It's probably a little bit spicy. That was

49:11

my second option. It looks really

49:13

yummy. I'll

49:15

get the Dave's... Okay,

49:17

here's what I wanna do. Who's writing the Sam or...

49:20

I got you. Alright, get me the Dave's

49:22

combo. I'm sorry, Dave. With

49:25

a sodium, with a diet sodium, whatever they got.

49:27

You just want small, medium,

49:29

large. You want double, triple?

49:31

Nah, just a regular. Alright. I'm

49:34

not trying to... I

49:36

got kids. What kind of... What

49:39

kind of sodium did you get? If they

49:41

got any kind of diet, anything, I'll take it. Root

49:44

beer. I like root beer. Diet root

49:46

beer is my shit right now. Big up. So

49:49

good. You know, their lemonade is so good.

49:52

For real. They have the best

49:54

lemonade, like, ever. They like beer, Senator? Well,

49:56

um, and then also get me separately

49:59

by itself about... a Bicanator

50:02

I don't know why I said like that because I want to

50:04

try it You got

50:07

it, and then we can romantically after I

50:09

take a bite. We'll split it between Jeff

50:11

and Morgan And they can

50:13

eat lunch with us Sounds

50:16

beautiful. Alright, so thank you guys. So this

50:18

is my final point. I've talked a bit

50:20

about how just there's a

50:23

real Clear threat

50:25

of anti-semitism going on in that

50:27

subreddit as well and

50:30

somebody compiled Really

50:33

with that not a lot of effort a Whole

50:36

bunch of the really fucked up things that

50:38

is in that subreddit anti-semitic wise So

50:42

let's take a look here This

50:44

one says she looks like she's about to

50:47

cast her one of her Zionist spells about

50:49

evil Which is you

50:51

know, okay? That's

50:54

fine I

50:57

hate the narrative that citizens are considered

50:59

innocent civilians in Israel when they are

51:01

not Literally

51:03

all Israeli civilians that have to

51:05

join end up being extremely vile

51:08

it is truly a sick and

51:10

infected society You know she's

51:12

talking about Elas mandatory service

51:17

in Israel And and

51:19

basically this is was my problem with that

51:21

guy Second thought

51:24

he said that basically anyone

51:26

in Israel regardless of who they are

51:28

age Place

51:31

of birth because let's remember Ela was

51:34

born in Israel her

51:36

parents were born in Israel

51:41

That they're somehow worthy

51:43

of being slaughtered

51:46

and the title let's not forget is Ethan and Ela

51:48

are evil Yep

51:53

What's the logic that that that were

51:56

evil for not

51:58

being willing to just let someone Kill us. Okay.

52:09

Also that cute sexy little soldier man

52:11

in front of her neo-nazi username looking

52:14

distinctly blond-haired and blue-eyed for a country of

52:16

people that are quote native to

52:19

the region of Palestine looking very

52:21

Aryan. Again, Irony

52:24

alert, Ela is like

52:27

90% Middle Eastern and

52:30

10% Italian which

52:32

isn't even Ashkenazi, I don't think. Ashkenazi

52:35

is like East European, Russian I think. No,

52:40

it's an even more oppressed minority. The

52:44

most oppressed minority. The Italian Jews.

52:46

Italians. Just Italians in general. The

52:48

italiophobia. It's off

52:50

the charts man. I couldn't live like that. Yeah,

52:54

Ela is almost entirely Middle

52:58

Eastern. Her family comes from Syria, Libya,

53:04

and they left those countries by during

53:07

the pogroms. They were

53:09

forced out during

53:11

times of discrimination and Ela's

53:13

parents were born in Israel.

53:19

60% of the inhabitants of

53:21

Israel are Middle Eastern. There

53:24

are what's called Sephardic

53:26

Jews which

53:28

Sephardic means essentially

53:31

Middle Eastern. There are a lot

53:33

of Ashkenazi Jews there of course. About

53:35

40% of them which would

53:37

be considered European. But the

53:39

majority of Jews there are actually Middle Eastern and I

53:42

think it's just absurd this narrative that like I

53:47

find the whole blood and land argument

53:50

kind of silly anyway. Only

53:53

because the countries it exists there. So

53:56

like I think from a place of of

54:00

you know understanding history and stuff

54:18

I think it's a good conversation. When you're talking about like what are we doing right

54:20

now? I mean there's a country with 7 million people there that exists and like you kind

54:22

of just have to accept that fact. But no they're not they're not. She is not European pretty

54:24

much at all. And

55:25

then you're going to be like your parents were born

55:27

there and people are telling you to go back to Europe.

55:30

Go back to your home which home the one that

55:32

they were kicked out that they had to leave like

55:35

a hundred years before. They're

55:38

not even European. So like

55:40

what the fuck and then and then Ela grew

55:43

up at a time when

55:46

it wasn't safe to go to a mall. It wasn't safe

55:48

to go to a cafe. It wasn't

55:50

safe to get on a bus. And

55:52

again we're not talking about right and wrong because what Israel is

55:54

doing is wrong. Israel is killing a ton of civilians and it's

55:56

horrible and it's wrong. But

56:00

what I do think is important is to consider

56:03

that Israelis

56:07

are not, and especially my

56:09

wife, because

56:11

I know her very well and I can tell you and myself,

56:15

are not like cartoon evil people.

56:18

You know what I mean? When

56:21

you reduce Israelis to some

56:23

cartoonish evil like that, then

56:26

you only push them

56:29

from further away because of course

56:31

they're going to get defensive. Again, they were born

56:34

there, their parents were born there, and people are

56:36

telling them to go back home colonizers, like go

56:38

back to where exactly? Anyway,

56:43

but the Ashkenazi certainly should get

56:45

back to Russia where they will

56:47

be welcomed. Then

56:51

this was really funny because on

56:53

one hand they go, Ela is

56:55

a white colonizer, but then

56:57

look at this one, they go, I find it

56:59

ironic how much aggression they have for Arabs when

57:02

Ela's ancestry looks like this. Oh,

57:04

so she's an Arab. So

57:06

Ela's an Arab according to this person,

57:09

and she's betraying her own people. According

57:12

to the other person, she's a white colonizer,

57:15

and she's amongst people

57:18

that have not, you know, not her people. It's

57:20

crazy. And somehow both of these

57:22

attitudes are living together in the same place.

57:26

This comment was very nice. They probably

57:28

swapped the blood from her, swabbed the

57:30

blood from her hands, from

57:32

her IDF days and accidentally sent that DNA

57:35

in for testing. Very good. Very

57:38

good. That's

57:41

sure, I'm sure that's what happened. Honestly, it's

57:43

white people thinking they have a minority coin

57:46

because they're Jewish. Once

57:49

again, one of my favorite things

57:51

about being Jewish is that

57:53

I fit so perfectly and beautifully into

57:56

any conspiracy theory you have. If

57:58

you ask a white supremacist, if If

58:00

I'm white, they'll say, fuck no,

58:02

that dirty Jewish rat is nothing

58:04

but white, anything but white. We

58:06

ask, if

58:10

you ask a Twitter activist if

58:12

Jews are white, they'll say they're the whitest

58:14

motherfuckers a lot. Nobody has been whiter, actually.

58:18

Nobody. They're the whitest people

58:20

alive. So

58:23

if either

58:25

side of the shoehorn of spectrum

58:28

of belief can perfectly

58:31

fit us into their conspiracy

58:34

theory. Yeah,

58:37

so that was fun. I love all this stuff. Ethan

58:41

picks and chooses when he wants to be white and

58:43

when he wants to be Jewish. So he

58:45

can claim someone as being anti-Semitic to him. Boo hoo,

58:47

go cry about it, Ethan. Someone

58:51

also said, where was the comment about you? Was

58:53

that here? The one

58:55

about next one. Oh, it's the next one? And

58:58

then, again, these

59:00

fine people continue to go after

59:02

A.B., who is an

59:04

actual activist for Palestinians. Actually,

59:07

I know this sounds crazy, but

59:10

doing just angrily tweeting at people you

59:12

don't like, I

59:15

don't believe would fall under the

59:18

category of activism. Although,

59:20

what A.B. has done, I don't think

59:22

is debatable, really. I

59:25

think you're an activist. Thanks.

59:28

Yeah, I'd argue that. My

59:31

favorite thing about A.B. is how he claims

59:33

his Arab side when convenient, but

59:35

also loves to remind people of how,

59:37

quote, white passing he is. That's

59:41

fucking nuts. As a

59:43

fellow mixed person, I can't stand when other mixed people love

59:45

to talk about how white passing they are. Bro,

59:48

that's sick. That's like demented. 48

59:52

likes, by the way. I

59:54

put on my Arab

59:56

outfit for this one. Nice. See

59:59

ya. No, but

1:00:01

it's funny because literally the only time I

1:00:03

ever bring it up is like When

1:00:06

I said it yesterday on the moon, but like

1:00:08

I'm trying to give credit I don't feel like

1:00:10

it's right for me to say that I go

1:00:12

through the struggles that Someone else goes

1:00:14

through that looks Middle Eastern like I don't look Middle

1:00:17

Eastern. I look white So I'm trying

1:00:19

to give them credit because it's not fair to

1:00:21

me because I definitely have an advantage With

1:00:23

certain things because I am white passing. That's the only time

1:00:26

I ever bring it up acknowledging your privilege

1:00:28

is really important Actually a

1:00:30

lot of people would argue. Yeah, these people especially These

1:00:34

types of like like Twitter activists. That's

1:00:36

like one of their favorite things to to

1:00:40

That people for if you want to have a progressive Knowledgeing

1:00:43

your privilege is very important before you give

1:00:45

your point and I think that They're

1:00:48

not having productive conversations. Yeah,

1:00:51

I mean the way that they attribute everything

1:00:53

and the most like fucked up

1:00:55

sinister cynical way I See

1:00:59

it so you're and then this is what happens They

1:01:02

start talking about it and because now

1:01:04

this community is somehow become People

1:01:08

are just so eager to fucking hate

1:01:10

me because I'm such a viewer

1:01:13

virial Zionist I've

1:01:16

become like the quintessential enemy of

1:01:18

like The

1:01:21

the online activists I'm somehow the worst

1:01:25

That the world has to offer so

1:01:27

whatever they say about us on this

1:01:29

deranged subreddit is now making it onto

1:01:31

Twitter as Gospel for

1:01:34

example this characterization as AV just walking

1:01:36

around being like hey, I so awesome.

1:01:38

I'm white passing man It sucked to

1:01:40

not be white passing like me. I

1:01:42

love it. It's the best and

1:01:45

then this person responds again 50 likes 21

1:01:48

likes no critical

1:01:50

analysis. Oh my god. He

1:01:52

said that People like

1:01:54

that never realize why people can sniff them

1:01:57

out from a mile away. I will never

1:01:59

accept them One of their own

1:02:01

it's like bro y'all are writing Straight

1:02:04

up world-building novels dude What's

1:02:08

the guy who wrote doing that cuz that guy

1:02:10

is nothing very dark. Yeah, no he's in a

1:02:12

hack So far from the

1:02:14

truth like when I was a kid because all

1:02:16

my cousins You know they're they're fully Middle Eastern

1:02:18

and they would tease me for being halfway and

1:02:20

I was like so desperate to try to fit

1:02:22

in with them Like it got

1:02:24

to the point where like my dad even had to

1:02:26

talk to his sister my aunt and say like stop

1:02:28

making comments About him being half white like he's a

1:02:31

kid why you always pointed that out even

1:02:33

your aunt. That's crazy Yeah, yeah,

1:02:35

no it was it drove me insane

1:02:37

when I was a kid I mean now you know

1:02:39

I'm happy that I mix but when I was

1:02:42

younger. I hated it. It's funny that though that

1:02:45

They go such a oh He

1:02:48

he loves that he's better than us something and

1:02:50

like your whole childhood You're being like bullied and

1:02:52

excluded and made to feel like shit like you

1:02:54

don't belong and then at the same time they're

1:02:56

telling you like Oh

1:02:59

you love it, don't you? There's

1:03:02

more isn't a go ahead No,

1:03:05

I was gonna say I was I was heartbroken when we did those

1:03:08

Ancestry results and I found out that I was so

1:03:10

white it really fucked me up wait. How white

1:03:12

were you I don't remember Hey,

1:03:15

it was slightly over 50% well. It's

1:03:17

got to be 50% though because your dad Well,

1:03:21

you gotta be good at it Yeah,

1:03:25

my brother-in-law was saying that like 15% of

1:03:27

it was probably when like I forget what he

1:03:30

said But like when Lebanon and the French

1:03:32

some kind of something going on there shit,

1:03:34

so they thought maybe actually more Yeah, they

1:03:36

snuck in some white DNA, so you are

1:03:38

actually oh, no you're not part French are

1:03:40

you I? forget

1:03:42

what Your

1:03:44

majority right don't

1:03:47

tell snark oh No

1:03:51

And this isn't just one post this is from a

1:03:53

different thread one of the worst white isn't a be

1:03:55

Muslim Yeah, when it's convenient for him to be He

1:04:00

gives us Muslim by culture vibes. Faker.

1:04:05

And then like, what is this conversation on snark?

1:04:08

Like, these people- is this like a group

1:04:10

of like, devout,

1:04:12

uh, Muslims who have come together on

1:04:14

snark to talk about- like, what- like

1:04:16

these- these- I know that these are

1:04:18

like white people probably. Being like- Oh

1:04:20

for sure, for sure. Oh, oh, oh,

1:04:23

he's only Muslim by culture. It's like,

1:04:25

you're probably like, some dumb

1:04:27

fucking white loser. That's not

1:04:29

Muslim, doesn't know anything about

1:04:31

Islam. It's like, what do you- what

1:04:33

do you know about anything, you loser? Um,

1:04:36

I mean, it's kind of solidified by his

1:04:38

behavior, they continue. The dude literally never brings

1:04:41

up Islam. A disregard to

1:04:43

the Quran consistently, but has

1:04:45

the identity locked and loaded if anyone

1:04:47

ever calls him out for any reason

1:04:49

whatsoever. It's the exact same shit Ethan

1:04:51

Hillepold did offend themselves from

1:04:54

backlash when they're saying or condoning hateful

1:04:56

shit. Yeah.

1:04:58

Oh, and Lina, I'm sorry, but

1:05:01

this is fucking insane. What- what-

1:05:03

it turned into like conservative, um...

1:05:06

What the fuck is this comment? Look,

1:05:08

pretty sure what Lina wears isn't appropriate

1:05:10

to their culture either. Lol, but don't

1:05:12

worry, she covers up and prays sometimes.

1:05:16

What the fuck? We just got transported into like,

1:05:18

a conservative mosque?

1:05:22

It's not the first time I heard it, it doesn't bother

1:05:24

me. It bothers me,

1:05:26

leave Lina alone. Right.

1:05:29

But I just- I don't know how all these

1:05:31

people come together. Leave her

1:05:33

alone, get a job. Yeah, thanks a

1:05:35

lot. Absolutely. I just-

1:05:37

I don't know who these people are, they're like... They're

1:05:40

white, they're like activists,

1:05:42

Twitter activists, progressives, and

1:05:45

also conservative Muslims at

1:05:48

the same time, and they

1:05:50

are, um, also Jewish. They're,

1:05:53

uh, born in Israel, I've seen.

1:05:56

I Like how, um, Olivia explained it earlier, that

1:05:58

if they're really this- Passionate. Why are

1:06:00

they wasting their time just harassing others?

1:06:03

They can be putting their efforts into

1:06:05

something you know I would better there

1:06:07

cause. Call your officials.

1:06:09

What's. Better than. Saying.

1:06:12

That you need to cover your

1:06:14

shoulders. Something right

1:06:16

now and I. I I like

1:06:18

that I am. I'm fasting know

1:06:21

just. To. Make a point

1:06:23

that fucking die in every Daves. The

1:06:26

and my mouth is so goddamn dry have a headache

1:06:28

every day because i'm fat them do and i just

1:06:30

worth or state though. And

1:06:32

just so there you have the card If you

1:06:34

need a pariah, right? Yeah, it's. It's.

1:06:37

It's sick. These people are sick and I

1:06:39

hate that I have to talk about it.

1:06:41

But like I said, It's

1:06:43

come to a point where

1:06:45

is affecting me and my

1:06:47

crew's. I'm. Ah,

1:06:50

mental welfare as vector my business and

1:06:52

so at a certain point you can

1:06:55

you can look to the side of

1:06:57

for so long until you to address

1:06:59

it before it you know eat you

1:07:01

up. So that's what I'm doing with

1:07:04

these to on twitter like Misa who

1:07:06

I hope will just retract and delete.

1:07:08

and ah this this sub reddit which

1:07:11

is just absolutely deranged and I don't

1:07:13

know our house possible reddit has inches

1:07:15

our at raced it. I'm glad they're

1:07:17

on private but I hope that Reddit.

1:07:20

Just fucking nukes the damn thing because

1:07:22

it's a liability to them also. Ah,

1:07:25

thank you. Now

1:07:30

have love must shift

1:07:32

gears. Am I

1:07:34

believe the love and. Of the Love

1:07:36

in your heart. We were gonna start this at

1:07:38

one thirty, right? We. That

1:07:41

was the plan. So like a bomb writing

1:07:43

yeah, gimme one second to make sure everything's

1:07:45

wind up. In. The meantime. Did

1:07:48

you ever seen your when he's ordered maybe

1:07:50

can think I did, are you did you

1:07:52

wanna know what I ordered I don't care

1:07:54

I'll tell? I appreciate

1:07:56

the offer. I'm not let me get my

1:07:59

order days. Yeah, Dave combo

1:08:01

Dan, but and then I

1:08:03

also got a bacon ater on the side cuz I want

1:08:05

to try it He's

1:08:08

acting like he didn't he's that okay? What

1:08:12

did you get Olivia I got

1:08:14

um a Dave single burger, and

1:08:17

I got a chocolate frosty I

1:08:19

like those frosties. Yeah, I like them too Oh

1:08:27

my god So

1:08:30

where they let's let's bring them out before

1:08:32

we watch the date So

1:08:36

my friends today Is

1:08:40

a seminal moment, this is the

1:08:42

furthest We

1:08:44

have ever come in this show's history

1:08:47

In fact, I don't believe that any online show

1:08:49

has come this close to finding love ever

1:08:52

and We're

1:08:55

joined today by the lovely Morgan

1:09:03

And Jeff who had

1:09:05

a wonderful date together an echo

1:09:08

Park Swan boat ride of

1:09:10

romance So

1:09:14

here they come Wow

1:09:20

wow yes, please what's

1:09:22

up, dude? How you been you

1:09:24

good you recovering? Good

1:09:33

Does this help We

1:09:35

can oh my god Morgan. It's nice to

1:09:37

meet you nice to meet you too for

1:09:39

coming. Yeah, this is so neat This is

1:09:41

crazy. I heard you guys had a wonderful

1:09:44

time Kind

1:09:46

of really lovely evening yeah, we

1:09:48

did unbelievable. Yeah, it was perfect.

1:09:51

Yeah, it never felt like Awkward

1:09:53

it's just like you kept flowing

1:09:55

you know we were having another date right

1:09:57

now out there, and then you called us and I was

1:09:59

like Oh fuck I guess we got to go do the

1:10:01

show now. Yeah look at this guy.

1:10:04

He's charming isn't he? He is charming yeah.

1:10:06

He did a good job out there, right?

1:10:08

Yes, he did he did so before we

1:10:11

Continue we as you guys know we've

1:10:13

we filmed it We've edited

1:10:15

together so so we're all gonna watch

1:10:17

the date. I heard there was a

1:10:19

screw-up big-time technical difficulties on

1:10:22

your Team which is

1:10:24

actually good for me because

1:10:27

I feel like my team is the only one that

1:10:29

fucks things up So it's nice to hear that the

1:10:31

best team on YouTube also makes mistakes.

1:10:34

Well. I hate to break it to you,

1:10:36

but Ian

1:10:38

did we have big mistakes? I don't think so well

1:10:41

Jeff. I know I didn't want to get into this I Didn't

1:10:44

know I was like I didn't hear about this I

1:10:46

don't tell you I don't want to worry you with

1:10:48

you drop one of our cameras in the lake what

1:10:50

happened I'm not worried. Well. We

1:10:53

had a we had a GoPro Set

1:10:55

up in the swan boat that I

1:10:58

gave to Jeff to tape to the boat Are

1:11:01

you did drop a cow like somehow it

1:11:03

got switched to time lapse? Oh, so I

1:11:05

thought it out I didn't want

1:11:07

to say that I oh my

1:11:12

Those ones are so little man, so

1:11:15

there's just like a really fast video of us

1:11:17

on the boat well That's hilarious. We weren't able

1:11:19

to use it, but We

1:11:21

were able to use what we got so

1:11:23

we're missing a shot. I'm not gonna blame

1:11:25

you Thank

1:11:28

you Just

1:11:30

blame GoPro yeah Once

1:11:37

again, they fall fall. It's not nobody's fault. It's

1:11:39

nobody's fault Let's go as well I will say

1:11:41

that there is some shots where I'd agree adjust

1:11:43

the camera in the back of the boat and

1:11:45

it you know It's a little shaky, but

1:11:47

I kind of try to cut around that so the

1:11:50

shot that we lost was Basically a

1:11:52

shot of you guys together. Yeah, I was

1:11:54

like oh, that's the most of us Yeah,

1:11:57

that seems like a nice one It

1:12:00

would have been nice to have but listen I was doing a lot of trying to

1:12:02

steer the boat Keep she was doing a

1:12:05

great job I didn't do anything me entertained and I

1:12:07

was trying to steer the boat so he could be

1:12:09

in frame and oh You

1:12:11

know it's a lot you're doing a TV show,

1:12:13

but I'm also looking for love you're the back

1:12:15

down to three It's not a joke anymore I

1:12:18

will say Jeff was very good at if

1:12:20

our boats got too far away the audio was starts to

1:12:22

get messed up He was very aware. I could tell he

1:12:25

was trying to keep track of where the camera was Being

1:12:28

charming he was very very

1:12:30

professional. Thank you. I appreciate that Well

1:12:33

with all that being said Let's

1:12:37

take a look at This

1:12:40

lovely date With

1:12:42

Morgan engine. I'm just as scared as you are And

1:12:46

I've done this show probably 13 times right now

1:12:50

Well the good news is that There's

1:12:53

no good news really It's

1:12:56

all good news The

1:12:58

date was like an hour and a half. What is

1:13:01

it edited down to? Okay,

1:13:03

no it was it's magical you guys have nothing

1:13:05

to worry about it really is So it better

1:13:07

not be a hit piece. I'll come flip that

1:13:09

j-ball with it like Mike did yesterday. Just a

1:13:11

total like Can

1:13:15

you talk about happiness there? Yeah, put it back up live

1:13:17

and everybody's a little big conspiracy I left the whole fight

1:13:19

in cuz I got what I thought I was like I

1:13:24

Don't even think either one of them looked that bad to be

1:13:26

honest like understand I

1:13:28

know you but I you know like I respect my friends

1:13:30

guess You know if

1:13:33

they want something cut I'll cut it, but it was already

1:13:35

clipped and put on tick-tock everywhere So

1:13:38

what's the point if we cut this out? It's just gonna make it look

1:13:40

like we're hiding something and you know I just ran the episode and it is

1:13:42

what it is It's

1:13:46

it's out now. We'll watch it after It's

1:13:48

out now. We'll watch it after watch it Did

1:13:54

you see all the are you did you follow

1:13:56

all this Morgan? He just showed it to me.

1:13:58

I told her to stop stop tuning

1:14:00

into my content because this is real

1:14:02

life now. Yeah. You're

1:14:05

not allowed to watch it. We're prohibiting it.

1:14:07

He told me retroactively in the past

1:14:09

just now. Right.

1:14:11

God. My wife listened to

1:14:14

this show. I mean, my wife listened, oh, I guess we're

1:14:16

already, we sealed the deal already. Is that part of the

1:14:18

issue? Sorry,

1:14:20

what? Well, my wife watches the show. Jeff

1:14:22

of him? Not you. Oh,

1:14:25

oh, oh. Not that there's anything, but your

1:14:27

show is terrific. She

1:14:30

was. She watched much in our show. Oh,

1:14:32

okay. My question being, why is it that you

1:14:34

don't want her to watch? Well,

1:14:36

oh, well you're already married. So you guys, you've

1:14:39

met in real life. You know, you knew each

1:14:41

other before you did three hour

1:14:43

long podcasts together. I go online and I

1:14:46

talk about my feelings

1:14:48

unscripted. You don't want your girlfriend to

1:14:50

be that shit. Sometimes it's

1:14:52

a little exaggerated, you know? It would be

1:14:54

a shame for your future girlfriend to hear

1:14:56

about your feelings. I

1:14:59

don't want her to know everything about me

1:15:01

before I know anything about her. She'd be

1:15:03

an even greater. It's unequal. Yeah, you haven't

1:15:05

been in the dating game while you've

1:15:07

been doing the podcast because you've been married.

1:15:09

So. Yes. Okay, interesting.

1:15:11

And is there an embargo that

1:15:13

will be eventually lifted? Yeah, eventually.

1:15:16

Maybe she'll be in it. Maybe we'll host

1:15:18

the podcast together. A married podcast. Amazing.

1:15:23

What a, what a. Jorgen. So

1:15:25

with all that being said, Ian,

1:15:27

if you're ready, let us take

1:15:29

a boat ride to Destiny. I'm

1:16:01

feeling good. She's looking hot,

1:16:03

cute, she's looking very pretty.

1:16:05

I feel really good about this one. I haven't

1:16:07

been on a first date in a long time,

1:16:09

so it's very exciting for me. I

1:16:12

feel the romance in the air. She's just

1:16:14

so... She

1:16:17

looks like a good time,

1:16:19

you know? And I'm gonna give her a good time. I'm

1:16:22

super nervous to do a date

1:16:24

in front of thousands of people.

1:16:27

I've never done that before, but you

1:16:29

know, I'm pretty charming, so I think

1:16:31

it'll be okay. I might not

1:16:33

have that much time

1:16:35

to give to her, but

1:16:38

I'm gonna give as much as myself to

1:16:40

her tonight as

1:16:42

possible. If all goes

1:16:44

well out here, you know. Have you

1:16:47

done swan boats? I've done swan

1:16:49

boats. I've done swan boats with my parents.

1:16:51

Have you ever been on a swan boat

1:16:53

with another guy on a date? I

1:16:56

have. Okay, so I'm just

1:16:58

gonna be honest, I have. It was years

1:17:00

ago. I didn't know this was gonna happen.

1:17:03

You don't have to answer

1:17:05

that. I

1:17:07

think she's the one, I think this one's already in the bag,

1:17:10

and I'm excited that this is the first one we're doing. Yo,

1:17:12

my guy. Is it cool if I

1:17:15

take care of you when we don't have to do

1:17:17

the vest? I'm a triathlete. I've done Ironman. If anything

1:17:19

happens, I can protect her. I can carry her out

1:17:21

on my back. I could swim three miles

1:17:23

if I had to right now, but we

1:17:25

just don't want to wear the vest. 300 bucks. Alright,

1:17:30

thank you. You could put these other fucks in the

1:17:32

vest, but just for us,

1:17:34

yeah, we'll go no vest. Probably the

1:17:36

last guy to skip safety protocols,

1:17:39

but alright. Wow, this is so

1:17:41

cool. I haven't been on a

1:17:43

date in so long. We

1:17:46

sort of met on Valentine's Day. That's when I first got to see

1:17:48

you. That was

1:17:50

an exciting day. Yeah, and I

1:17:52

saw your song and then

1:17:54

your accent after you were just goofing

1:17:57

around. It was really funny. Thank

1:17:59

you. Big anything to

1:18:01

serious. Thing they do take

1:18:03

seriously but most things are not worth.

1:18:06

Fretting over yell? Are

1:18:08

you religious? Now

1:18:11

are you know you grew up Catholic?

1:18:13

Yeah no I just figured out as

1:18:15

because I was in a relationship one

1:18:17

time with dog scientologist and i no

1:18:20

for six months isn't a rat on

1:18:22

and talked about one of the. Nicest

1:18:32

sure, I

1:18:35

don't want to fuck with Tom Cruise

1:18:37

what I said. He thinks he's learned

1:18:39

rain I rather you say that year

1:18:41

this is so new ground. But. Human

1:18:46

use a stupid cards. Have

1:18:48

been there. Were of.

1:18:50

I'm so glad he's in his here. Yeah,

1:18:52

I'm glad the nobody's trying to

1:18:55

sabotage this. What the fuck that

1:18:57

doing seems any. On

1:18:59

the flat boss on a

1:19:01

was oh no no on

1:19:04

eyes are now. Away

1:19:09

our so many guises, For. Hims

1:19:11

question first question they have on

1:19:13

there was like books during which

1:19:15

he had he likes of which

1:19:17

is ah yeah forms of also.

1:19:19

Do not feel pressured to use

1:19:21

the cards if you don't. Swans:

1:19:23

they're cool. Storms are awesome, birthdays,

1:19:26

Swans are pretty who write.

1:19:29

Things you see on everything.

1:19:31

What I do so such

1:19:33

beautiful romantic creature, this evil

1:19:35

that when they die they

1:19:37

performed is like beautiful song.

1:19:40

I wanted to learn stuff from

1:19:42

you see us because average I'm

1:19:44

a date a girl for melee,

1:19:46

she's just like in their head

1:19:49

like swore. Clever and

1:19:51

money. Thank you. Know

1:19:56

who I have? No, I. Oh

1:20:00

fuck! Gabe! Don't

1:20:03

fuck around! Whoo!

1:20:06

Who's fucking around? We're

1:20:08

just getting started here, we're nervous. I

1:20:11

don't need any of your shit right

1:20:14

now. Uh oh. Uh oh. I hope I'm

1:20:16

not gonna hit you. There's no breaks in

1:20:18

this thing. We have no safety vests on.

1:20:20

Yeah. Watch it pal. I can drive

1:20:22

around Gabe! You know that there's a lot of dead

1:20:25

bodies in this lake. People that have

1:20:27

been murdered, they would dump- They would

1:20:29

dump them in here and like, cement

1:20:31

their feet. Do you think if their

1:20:33

bodies decomposed, it would like,

1:20:35

you know, like their arm would decompose and like float to

1:20:37

the surface? Or maybe they put them in a bag. Oh,

1:20:41

the fish eat them. What'd it say? Made

1:20:43

in Michigan? This must be

1:20:45

a Michigan boat. Fuck! It's made

1:20:47

in Michigan baby. Whoo! The

1:20:50

Midwest! Michigan! Fucking snow.

1:20:52

Fuck! I gotta be honest with you. Yeah.

1:20:56

I ran over a homeless guy, uh, today.

1:20:58

On the way here. You're li- you're-

1:21:01

you're- you're lying. Oh, I did. You

1:21:03

wouldn't be saying it like this. No,

1:21:05

I wouldn't. How else would I say it? I just ran him

1:21:07

over and I was like, should I stop

1:21:09

and go back and like, check on him? Or,

1:21:12

you know, wish I'd just take off. And I just, I don't

1:21:14

know how to get to this date. This

1:21:17

isn't true. I don't- I don't believe you. No, I

1:21:19

did. I have- I need proof. It's on video.

1:21:22

Okay, show me the video. I don't have an omby

1:21:24

right now. It's actually with my

1:21:26

camera guy, but... Yeah. Is

1:21:29

that bad? I mean, if it's true,

1:21:31

then yes, it's bad. Yeah. I

1:21:34

just feel better that I can tell you the truth and

1:21:36

just completely be honest with you about everything. Years

1:21:38

ago, I did kill somebody, but that was totally by

1:21:40

accident. That- we'll have to cut it- cut that out

1:21:42

of the video. Do you want

1:21:44

a gun? No. What

1:21:46

about you? Um... Yes,

1:21:50

for protection. Yeah. I don't- I don't just bring it

1:21:52

around and just shoot it off in parks and stuff.

1:21:54

I just, like, keep it by my bed just in case anybody breaks

1:21:56

in. Oh. Lately

1:22:01

with your podcast you've been like I

1:22:03

want to try new things like like

1:22:05

Forge New Ground. I want to leave

1:22:07

behind a legacy like I want to live I want

1:22:09

to get the most out of life. I

1:22:11

watched this video like I got all this home

1:22:14

footage from my parents when I was a kid and

1:22:17

I was on a track team. My dad was

1:22:19

a track coach I almost I was like tearing

1:22:21

up watching this footage because I heard the passion

1:22:24

in his voice like come on Jeff like you

1:22:26

gotta beat these kids you gotta fucking pass these

1:22:28

kids and he's yelling and I just it sounds

1:22:30

like my voice now. Yeah it's like

1:22:33

I would be like that as a dad like I can

1:22:35

see my future almost. Like he just

1:22:37

cared so much for us and yeah

1:22:39

I always like I forgot that I

1:22:41

always just thought that you

1:22:43

know he was a piece of shit. Would you ever

1:22:45

go skydiving? I think I would really depend on

1:22:47

my mood on the day. Oh so you're

1:22:49

spontaneous spontaneous like you would just

1:22:52

randomly jump out of a plane

1:22:54

but you don't know like if you would

1:22:56

ever want to. They shouldn't even people actually

1:22:59

more people get killed in swan paddle boats

1:23:01

than skydivers actually that's it. Did you just

1:23:03

make that up? Yeah. Oh

1:23:05

look at this this is so

1:23:07

nice. Twin towers. Were you alive for

1:23:09

9-11? I was yeah. I could never go

1:23:11

on a date with a girl that wasn't alive for 9-11. My

1:23:14

mom was in the building. I brought my mom

1:23:16

on the podcast to do like a 9-11 survivor

1:23:18

like clickbait thing and then we just kind of

1:23:21

go around about it because that's smart. That's how

1:23:23

we deal with our trauma and stuff. It worked

1:23:25

out and she survived and if she didn't I'd

1:23:27

probably have a career on SNL like Pete Davidson.

1:23:30

Have you met Pete Davidson? No

1:23:33

and I just want to clear up

1:23:35

that you know Pete Davidson's father was

1:23:37

going up to save. Oh of course.

1:23:39

I just think that the trauma from

1:23:42

that loss made him so much funnier

1:23:44

than me and more successful than me.

1:23:47

If my mom would

1:23:49

have say not made

1:23:52

it maybe I would have gotten on

1:23:54

SNL. I think Pete Davidson

1:23:56

would still be just as funny but he

1:23:59

would have let drug problem. You're

1:24:01

probably right. Like you balance me

1:24:03

out because I just said a completely

1:24:06

insane thing to you but you gave

1:24:08

me like a logical response. I

1:24:12

like hiking.

1:24:19

I do like hiking yeah.

1:24:21

I went to Yosemite over

1:24:23

Christmas. It was great. Yosemite

1:24:25

is the best. That was one of my favorite trips. Where

1:24:27

is Mount Everest? Can we get a fact check? Jamie

1:24:30

I should know this shit. Yeah.

1:24:33

I watched an entire documentary. You know

1:24:35

I even took one of those Joe

1:24:37

Rogan alpha brain pills before this. It's

1:24:39

not fucking working. Are you vaccinated? Yeah.

1:24:41

Are you vaccinated? Yeah. I'm

1:24:44

whatever you are baby. Yeah.

1:24:49

If we had a like a male child

1:24:51

like a little boy. Yeah. Would you

1:24:55

because I know you're not religious would

1:24:57

you want to circumcise the boy?

1:25:00

I probably would. Yeah. It

1:25:02

just feels like the thing to do. What about you? I'll just

1:25:05

come straight out and say it because you

1:25:07

know yeah we're getting serious here it's down

1:25:09

to the last three. I am circumcised. You

1:25:11

are circumcised. Okay. Awesome. I

1:25:13

have no preference circumcised or not.

1:25:15

We're snipping our boy. Yeah.

1:25:17

Alright. It's

1:25:20

decided. We're fucking chopping right into

1:25:22

that dick of his. That little baby dick.

1:25:25

And also I want to clarify

1:25:27

this random the the six down

1:25:29

to three. I had no part

1:25:31

of that shit. That was the

1:25:33

crew. They did that without telling

1:25:35

me. They made me pick last

1:25:38

like real quick and the

1:25:40

first name I said was yours. So

1:25:43

I'm trying to make sure we kept you flattered. You're

1:25:45

in a tough position. They're beautiful.

1:25:47

They're they're talented and

1:25:49

smart like I am too.

1:25:52

They win and they deserved it and they're happy for

1:25:54

them. You know. Yeah. You guys think

1:25:56

we could get an excavator in this lake real quick?

1:25:59

Okay. Let's get some views on

1:26:01

this shit, you know what I'm saying? Okay,

1:26:03

yeah, if you were a fish, what kind of fish would you be?

1:26:06

Orca. Orca, interesting. Apex

1:26:08

predator. Or like a

1:26:10

penguin, because they're just dope, I

1:26:12

like penguins. Yeah, those are great fish.

1:26:15

Oh, they're not fish. It's romantic, huh?

1:26:19

Romantic? Romantic.

1:26:21

Romantic. Favorite type of felony? The

1:26:24

first thing that comes to mind for favorite felony

1:26:26

is murder, but I don't know felony. No,

1:26:29

you don't want to do a murder. What

1:26:32

if they deserve it? Oh, if it's

1:26:34

like, say, like somebody molested your child.

1:26:36

Yeah, and they got off free because of the...

1:26:38

And then you go kill them and then you get in trouble

1:26:40

because you... I

1:26:42

guess I would do that. Well, I would

1:26:44

like to do a felony that has like

1:26:46

benefits from it, like robbing a bank. Like

1:26:49

if we rob a bank, then we're taking

1:26:51

a risk, but there could also just be

1:26:53

a big reward. True. Robbing

1:26:55

a bank is a little, it's like old school.

1:26:57

Yeah. You could still do that. Yeah, I'm like,

1:26:59

do people rob banks anymore or do they do

1:27:01

like crypto scams? If I'm going to steal money,

1:27:03

I'd rather go in a bank with a fucking

1:27:05

gun and say, give me all the fucking money.

1:27:09

I think I feel bad for the person that got

1:27:11

the gun pointed at them. Well it's

1:27:13

not their money. Insurance companies, banks, cover...

1:27:16

But having a gun pointed at you is

1:27:18

traumatic. You

1:27:20

got to get that money somehow. True. True.

1:27:23

And this is hypothetical. Whoa, you see that bird almost... That

1:27:26

bird almost gave you a kiss. That's romantic. No, we are

1:27:28

out of time. That's great. I mean,

1:27:30

he's a conversationalist. I'm a conversationalist. It just flowed really

1:27:32

naturally. She's so easy to talk to. We were just flowing, you know?

1:27:34

We were in the flow state, just cruising. And it felt like it

1:27:36

was like five minutes I was out there

1:27:38

with her, you know? She's

1:27:47

super funny. She's sweet. She's

1:27:49

cute. When's it going to be a second date? Yeah, absolutely. It's

1:27:52

going to be a second date. Yeah. Hopefully

1:27:54

there is a second date. All right.

1:27:56

Could you imagine a second date? Obviously, yeah, of

1:27:59

course. I may have told

1:28:01

her that she won all of them agree

1:28:03

I would love to give all these women

1:28:05

my pole But unfortunately, I only have one

1:28:07

pole to give and that will go to

1:28:09

we'll see You

1:28:19

guys really hit it off that

1:28:21

was really nice yeah, we're great,

1:28:23

huh He's

1:28:26

a good day. He's funny right. He's hilarious.

1:28:28

Yeah, I forgot all that stuff that I

1:28:30

said You guys made us

1:28:33

look really good good. I'm glad they made it

1:28:35

look good I mean, I

1:28:37

feel like that was like what's put in

1:28:39

the craziest stuff that he said yeah That's

1:28:42

what you guys were there are some like You

1:28:45

know some off-kilters. Jeff we talked about

1:28:47

that was maybe cut that I'm oh nice

1:28:49

Do you want to touch on that now? Yeah? What

1:28:52

was it? We

1:28:54

can button it out. Oh, no it was in there.

1:28:56

Oh, yeah, we did talk about it I think it was kept

1:28:58

just kidding no, but I know living stuff was in

1:29:00

there. Oh the night 11 Elaborated more

1:29:03

about 9-11. I'm glad they cut it

1:29:05

short right. They just what you're

1:29:07

going on. Are you pro 9-11? No,

1:29:10

no super anti 9-11. I wasn't sure

1:29:12

I'm a leftist so Wait

1:29:16

how left uh What

1:29:19

is it what is it off because if you go far

1:29:22

enough left? I think you might find you pro

1:29:24

9-11. Yeah, you come back around Yeah,

1:29:27

so well, okay. You're not that far How

1:29:31

long was the boat ride because it yeah, I agree

1:29:33

what place you guys it went

1:29:35

It was it felt like five minutes, but it was

1:29:37

about an hour and a half. Yeah, wow so nice

1:29:41

And I had so you paid off the vest guy.

1:29:43

I thought that was did you like that he did

1:29:45

that what did you? Yeah, it was pretty hot.

1:29:47

Did you actually yeah? I didn't know they were filming

1:29:50

that it's pretty bad I had to grease the guy

1:29:52

because I didn't want us to be having wear those

1:29:54

vests when we're doing a production Absolutely, and especially

1:29:56

you know I know that I'm

1:29:58

confident enough that I know I could swim with her in my back

1:30:01

across that lake. Strong swimmer. Easily. Yeah.

1:30:05

Are you strong to that? Are you strong

1:30:07

to a swimmer, Margot? Me? Um,

1:30:09

I swim a lot. I wouldn't necessarily call myself

1:30:12

a strong swimmer though. You could make it out of the lake.

1:30:14

Oh yeah, I could definitely make it out of the lake.

1:30:16

Okay, that's- I'd be really upset about it though. Haha,

1:30:19

right, sure. Well, I don't think- You're like a

1:30:21

wet dog just like, flopping out. Right.

1:30:25

Um, so that was a good move. That was slick.

1:30:27

You walk around with hundreds on you. That's pretty cool

1:30:29

too. That's smart. Yeah. You

1:30:31

never know when you gotta grease somebody. Yeah. You

1:30:33

know? That's really cool. I'm not cool

1:30:35

like that. I don't grease people. Start!

1:30:38

I could. It's not too late

1:30:40

to start. It's bad ass. Yeah. Who

1:30:42

else do you? Mel Resi's? You walk up to a

1:30:44

restaurant, you know? Hostess? It's

1:30:46

already in your hand. Just take it. You do

1:30:49

that? It's already done. You actually do that? If

1:30:51

you can't make it happen, fine. It's

1:30:53

already yours. You said you did that with Nobu on-

1:30:55

Did I tell you that? No, you did that on

1:30:57

the podcast. Oh, on the podcast? See, this is the

1:30:59

problem. I don't know what she knows about me. You

1:31:01

know everything. Well, obviously, I mean, you guys wouldn't be

1:31:03

sitting together. You're right. You're right.

1:31:06

Yeah, but- That's a good thing.

1:31:08

Yeah. That's bad ass. You

1:31:10

do that? You fucking grease them up. You

1:31:12

say, hey. I fucking- That's- Slipped

1:31:15

a hundred. It's already folded up in their hand. It's already in

1:31:18

their hand. I'm like, you already

1:31:20

did. He already said that. Yes. You

1:31:22

already did. Uh-huh. And

1:31:24

now, frankly, if I don't get the table, somebody's gonna hear

1:31:26

about it. I've done that before, too.

1:31:29

It's just kind of a baller, you know, hey, hook me up.

1:31:31

Do you do a hundred? It depends

1:31:33

on the occasion. Damn, I didn't

1:31:35

know about all these cool guy shit. Uh,

1:31:38

speaking of romantic date,

1:31:41

Gabe was there to basically chaperone

1:31:43

you guys and make sure that,

1:31:46

you know, yeah, I remember I had to tell

1:31:48

Gabe, don't fuck me, Gabe. I'm

1:31:51

fucking you. I'm fucking you. I'm

1:31:54

fucking you. I'm fucking you. I'm

1:31:56

fucking you. Yeah. You

1:31:59

tried to fuck me. they're on that lake I'll

1:32:03

fuck your boat up he's the orca so

1:32:05

gave you were instructed

1:32:08

to just keep an eye on them were you

1:32:10

trying to battering ram them what was the goal

1:32:12

out there I'm trying to

1:32:14

spy and see if I can get a date

1:32:16

but fuck a date you're

1:32:19

trying to make a move lonely up there are you

1:32:22

trying to steal my woman we

1:32:25

trying to steal him okay

1:32:27

we try to steal his girl or meet someone there I'm gonna

1:32:31

make somebody there I don't know if

1:32:33

he's the right one right now wait

1:32:36

wait wait wait for you or Jeff probably

1:32:40

for me what the fuck dude that's

1:32:48

awesome okay

1:32:50

well season two

1:32:52

bachelor and paradise

1:32:56

thanks what you working on there

1:32:58

just like curiosity and happy Friday to

1:33:01

you as well Friday it's Friday

1:33:03

baby whoo I'm

1:33:06

trying to pull up in a barn at Wendy

1:33:08

to see if it's good oh

1:33:10

you did Wendy's too whoa yes

1:33:13

a crazy shot bro holy

1:33:15

shit bro people you

1:33:17

should get arrested for that type of perspective what

1:33:20

is red there what do I see right well

1:33:23

we're back very nice man

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sponsored by Wendy's

1:33:27

I wish no I was a good one

1:33:40

icing in that fight so um

1:33:44

oh it's a cinema from Wendy's

1:33:46

okay thank you now Jeff

1:33:50

you had mentioned you ran over a

1:33:52

homeless person on the day there was

1:33:54

some there was some

1:33:57

confusion as if that had happened or not

1:33:59

that had Happened earlier that day. Oh that

1:34:01

had him dead but The

1:34:04

way it was cut didn't really

1:34:06

let me finish the story I ran

1:34:08

I was running over and I tripped over

1:34:11

a homeless guy that was Camouflaged

1:34:13

in he was wearing the same his

1:34:15

sweatshirt was the same color as the concrete and

1:34:17

it was on my bad eyeside So

1:34:19

he was like, you know the when they like

1:34:21

nod out like tranq out Mm-hmm He was nodding

1:34:24

out and he just jumped back and he hit

1:34:26

me while I was running like a hundred miles

1:34:28

per hour And you run

1:34:30

that fast. I Mean, I guess

1:34:32

the way it sounded like you've seen him run when I first

1:34:34

when I first said it She thought

1:34:36

I had killed a homeless guy. That's what it

1:34:38

certainly sounded like and drove away I

1:34:41

don't I can't I still right now

1:34:43

can't tell if you're doing like a

1:34:45

deadpan bid. Yeah No,

1:34:48

it's a true story. My I did also it

1:34:50

up you Jeff. Sometimes it's hard to tell if

1:34:52

you're serious or not Well, you got

1:34:54

to figure it out. Yeah Part

1:34:56

of the mystery You

1:35:00

get it yeah, I could tell you get it already

1:35:02

figure it out Maybe maybe I'm just really

1:35:04

good at pretending to get it. Yeah,

1:35:07

and also you're gonna giving it back

1:35:09

to yeah I don't know something about

1:35:11

you brings out like a sassiness to

1:35:13

me that isn't normally present I

1:35:16

get watching your podcast. I was like I

1:35:18

nearly I need to be sassy like he just makes you

1:35:20

want to Yeah, remember when

1:35:22

I said my favorite fish was a penguin and

1:35:24

you said yeah, that's a fish.

1:35:27

Yeah Yeah worth mentioning

1:35:29

the orca is also Yeah,

1:35:31

it's a mammal. I thought about

1:35:33

mentioning it, but then I thought like That

1:35:36

would be mean or something. Yeah, he's

1:35:38

got a gold. I should have said goldfish brings

1:35:41

basically fish Yeah, me too, buddy, but well, we

1:35:43

got Google and stuff on our phones now for

1:35:45

stuff like that So things like that don't matter.

1:35:47

That's what I say called convergent evolution

1:35:49

when mammals evolved to be like

1:35:52

fish I'll

1:36:00

see you in the next one. I watch so

1:36:02

many documentaries about like orcas. I should know

1:36:05

that an orca is not technically not a

1:36:07

fish whatever But very

1:36:09

literally a mammal, but it swims in

1:36:11

the ocean. It's really confusing at each

1:36:14

other fish They

1:36:16

eat great white sharks through gangster,

1:36:18

you know, right? So I Agree

1:36:21

though orca is the coolest animal to

1:36:23

be if you had to choose. Yeah,

1:36:26

broom whales are also really cool They

1:36:28

are cool. Fermals are dope. They fight

1:36:30

big-ass squids, right? Yeah, and they have

1:36:32

something see. Yeah, they go down That

1:36:34

sounds scary wars down there because the

1:36:36

orcas nobody really fucks with them I

1:36:38

don't think they have any predators. Oh

1:36:40

when you guys cut that out I asked you for the

1:36:42

second date if you would be down to go see the

1:36:44

Titanic. Oh He

1:36:47

didn't like go deep down. Yeah,

1:36:49

like the people that fucking died.

1:36:52

Well, I'll Fund it we're not

1:36:54

gonna go in the same one. Did they have a backup? Yeah,

1:36:57

well you find my funeral too Don't

1:37:03

worry about it But

1:37:05

what is it only it's like 250,000 or something

1:37:07

to go down there. Yeah The

1:37:13

incident that would be

1:37:15

a phenomenal Who

1:37:17

directed the movie which like I think Steven

1:37:20

Spielberg if it was Cameron, oh, yes I

1:37:22

would go down with him. I feel like

1:37:24

he was successful. Yeah me you James Cameron

1:37:26

and Gabe On

1:37:30

the other submersible chasing you guys Yeah

1:37:36

Well, you know so Morgan tell me a

1:37:38

bit about yourself you are a What

1:37:42

do you do? Uh, well day to day I

1:37:44

work for the court But I put writer because I

1:37:46

felt like it was more of the

1:37:48

essence of who I am Yeah,

1:37:51

just following my dreams and stuff. So what

1:37:54

are your dreams? I want to be an author You

1:37:58

are a book. Yeah. Yeah pilots

1:38:00

and like short

1:38:02

films and stuff before mostly I

1:38:05

do plays but okay um I feel

1:38:10

like weird pitching my book but um

1:38:12

it's about dogs in heaven and the

1:38:15

main dog is depressed and she's a little

1:38:17

bit smaller than a horse and

1:38:19

has multiple layers of teeth and she's trying to

1:38:22

figure out why she's depressed and

1:38:24

also heaven is run by a bureaucracy

1:38:26

of ants who like might

1:38:28

be evil but you don't know yet the

1:38:31

answer in charge of heaven I

1:38:37

need my I need you are the dogs happy

1:38:40

in heaven they're happy there's a myth

1:38:42

that makes them know a myth

1:38:45

yeah all right yeah

1:38:47

what's the name of that novel do you have one

1:38:49

or not I have a name of it

1:38:51

but like she's the one like that

1:38:54

yeah but it's called the hubbub of

1:38:57

eternal meats and who's

1:38:59

the target audience for it um

1:39:02

I'm like really trying to structure

1:39:04

it like an anime like oh

1:39:07

like I'm like I'm

1:39:10

not trying to animate it that's like thing in

1:39:12

way ahead like I want to that would be

1:39:14

like my dream like my dream come true but

1:39:16

um like it's sort

1:39:18

of like Steven Universe vibe

1:39:21

but also like Attack on Titan

1:39:23

was also very oh yeah

1:39:26

I know somebody on the crew likes that

1:39:28

a B's a huge Titan

1:39:30

head here he's

1:39:33

actually doing with the furniture time yeah

1:39:35

it's got more important

1:39:39

things to do this show um

1:39:41

so you what do you do for the court I'm

1:39:44

an administrative assistant okay you

1:39:46

work for the LA you are for

1:39:48

the city yeah the county accounting

1:39:51

nice good good good

1:39:53

yeah very good perks actually it's

1:39:55

like you know having a

1:39:57

full-time job is such a massive opportunity cost

1:40:00

to like the writing in

1:40:02

general, but you know, it

1:40:05

gotta put food on the table. What can you do?

1:40:07

Yeah, exactly. You're gonna have to worry about that. Hopefully,

1:40:10

I'm putting it out there.

1:40:12

You also mentioned something to me on the boat.

1:40:15

You said that you were looking to possibly

1:40:17

start your own podcast. I would

1:40:19

love to have my own podcast. That's like a

1:40:21

dream. I have like a bunch

1:40:24

of things I wanna do basically. And

1:40:26

what would the podcast be about? I

1:40:28

don't know yet. I really wanna

1:40:31

interview experts of some sort and

1:40:33

just like have it be like

1:40:35

a learning educational podcast. I see.

1:40:38

I don't know. That's nice. Yeah, yeah,

1:40:40

yeah. Gabe is an expert in... Ice

1:40:44

cream? White claw tasting.

1:40:47

What would you say is your best skill, Gabe?

1:40:51

My best skill is making people

1:40:53

laugh, making people happy, giving them

1:40:55

romantic, and I'm

1:40:58

like, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh. I

1:41:00

gotta find my own advice and work on

1:41:02

it on myself. I can

1:41:05

give advice, but I gotta work it

1:41:07

myself too. That was

1:41:09

really actually a wonderful answer. Thank

1:41:11

you for that. You also know like every

1:41:13

ice cream brand. Like afterwards,

1:41:16

we got ice cream and he was naming them all. And I

1:41:18

was like, Wait, you guys did the ice cream? I didn't see the

1:41:20

ice cream. Oh, you guys went without the crew?

1:41:24

I cried. I asked if we could exchange phone numbers

1:41:26

but they said it was against the rules. I

1:41:28

know, I feel bad because like, you know,

1:41:30

you guys had this frame connection and then

1:41:32

you can't talk for a couple weeks. And

1:41:35

it's only on camera we can communicate,

1:41:37

but we snuck in a little conversation

1:41:39

back there before. Yeah,

1:41:41

well you guys had us waiting back there, so what do you think we're

1:41:43

gonna do? Tell us every word. You leave us alone together in a room.

1:41:45

Tell us every word that was spoken. We

1:41:47

can't. Play by play. Yeah, you guys got that.

1:41:50

Well, don't worry, So,

1:41:52

true. Yeah, I know, I feel

1:41:54

that aspect of it, I do feel badly about

1:41:56

it, makes me. But I

1:41:59

respect the... You really respecting the

1:42:02

I respect that work that's put into it

1:42:04

from you guys Yeah, I appreciate you doing

1:42:06

all this for me to fall in love Well,

1:42:10

this is so nice that you guys get to meet

1:42:12

to see each other again here right on the show

1:42:15

Yeah, I noticed you guys bonding over

1:42:17

both being vaccinated. Yeah. Yep.

1:42:20

I'm whatever you are, baby So

1:42:25

are you are you pro Vax are you in the

1:42:27

back? Yeah, yeah good for you Jeff. You know what?

1:42:30

That's so nice because like if you

1:42:32

just go like one step to the

1:42:34

like the right of you like Bradley

1:42:36

Martin or something Yeah, and you enter

1:42:38

like a whole another universe of Yeah,

1:42:41

but you're a good man. Mm-hmm. Yeah.

1:42:44

Yeah good for you. I got nothing to hide Would

1:42:46

you date an unbek man Morgan? Ah Probably

1:42:52

not I mean like like I

1:42:55

don't want to say a hard no cuz what

1:42:57

if they have some good reason for it If

1:43:00

they did it for ideological reasons,

1:43:03

they did not do it for I love probably not because

1:43:05

there's probably a lot more going on And

1:43:07

yeah, rain that I can't really get behind.

1:43:10

That's the correct answer. Yeah We

1:43:17

were talking about needing our kids How

1:43:20

would you feel about that and she said we'd

1:43:22

that wants to big yes, poke them up to

1:43:24

do one? Circumcision

1:43:27

vaccination. Oh rabbis do

1:43:29

vaccinations Reform

1:43:32

rabbi, I'll have to say yeah, I

1:43:35

don't know You

1:43:37

know, I don't have a lot of Man

1:43:53

How many times you've been vaccinated 154 there was that story I figure out who

1:43:56

was twice Three

1:44:00

times. Me too. Me too. Three times. Shirtless

1:44:04

Eddie. I don't know if you guys know him. He

1:44:08

was on our show and he had said that

1:44:10

he's been vaccinated like hundreds

1:44:12

of times. And we asked why he says because

1:44:14

it's free. And then we

1:44:17

saw an article like a few weeks ago

1:44:19

in that. And I don't know

1:44:21

where I don't remember where. But about there was

1:44:23

an individual that they weren't identifying that was vaccinated

1:44:25

154 times. But

1:44:28

isn't the vaccine just giving you a tiny little

1:44:30

bit and like something to fight it off? It

1:44:32

does not learn. Yeah, it's totally. So if you're

1:44:35

just injecting a bunch of COVID into your body.

1:44:38

It's a dead cells. It doesn't well. I

1:44:41

don't know. But apparently it does not help.

1:44:43

I guess my initial thought when you said

1:44:45

vaccinated 154 times was he

1:44:47

was just like getting vaccinated for all kinds

1:44:49

of diseases. Like not just COVID.

1:44:52

But just COVID. That's not.

1:44:54

Look coincidentally there's an article in

1:44:56

today. Why

1:44:59

is this happening? God damn it. About

1:45:02

a study hyper

1:45:04

vaccination. It's called and

1:45:08

apparently it's fine. No adverse health effects.

1:45:10

So what about positive? No

1:45:13

positive. But I mean, if that's

1:45:16

the vibe. It's got to be

1:45:18

somebody's kink, right? Needle

1:45:20

kink. Yeah, I guess probably. Yeah, it's cool.

1:45:22

I guess maybe it's a fun process. You

1:45:25

take the needle out. There's

1:45:27

a nice nurse that. Yeah. Did you ever

1:45:29

inject yourself with the needle? No,

1:45:32

like for drugs. No, I see. Well,

1:45:36

one of my friends out there, he does

1:45:38

it with steroids. I

1:45:40

came in the kitchen every morning. The big needle. Have you

1:45:42

done the big needle? Yeah. What do you think it is?

1:45:45

Oh, he does steroids. Yeah,

1:45:47

he come out here and demonstrate. I wonder that's

1:45:49

the thing. Yeah, that's the cocktail. That's the cocktail.

1:45:52

You gotta get on. We met Cody. We

1:45:54

just met just now. Oh, Cody's here. Yeah,

1:45:56

yeah. Yeah. Cody, why don't you come

1:45:58

so high? Cody's my

1:46:01

good buddy. He's wearing the Michael Myers mask.

1:46:03

It's terrifying. Oh Cody

1:46:09

Me and Cody are friends he bought he bought me

1:46:11

a man. He bought me a soda last time I

1:46:13

saw you Yeah,

1:46:15

you wanna come sit here nice to see you You've

1:46:18

been good Nice, good

1:46:20

to see you. So you're on steroids and I was

1:46:23

em pic Yes,

1:46:26

nice man working. Yeah, you're good

1:46:29

Do you believe in science? Oh, yeah big

1:46:31

time. So when you take

1:46:33

medical grade steroids, you're able

1:46:35

to recover faster Because

1:46:38

the human body could only recover so much on

1:46:40

its own. Yeah, so you're using enhancements to help

1:46:43

right and then I use osempic to Sprout

1:46:47

my appetite. There you go. And is

1:46:49

it working? Tell me Oh

1:47:00

David Dobrik is scared right now, but

1:47:07

So what so um, do you have any questions for

1:47:10

um for Morgan? I mean, what about a question for

1:47:12

you Cody How are you gonna feel about when I'm

1:47:14

in a relationship and you have to move out? Yeah,

1:47:17

go find your own way. I thought

1:47:19

he's gonna sleep in the bed No,

1:47:22

like the grandparents and Charlie the

1:47:24

chocolate fact we're not we can't do that. Yeah It's

1:47:28

not gonna work. Um I'm

1:47:30

gonna be sad, but I'm good on my own. Yeah,

1:47:33

I don't need you. That's true. You

1:47:35

don't you can I'll just sell

1:47:37

those epic and Test off

1:47:39

how's that business? It's great booming. It's

1:47:42

taking off everybody's he's sold out right

1:47:44

now hold out Where do you get

1:47:46

it? pharmacies and

1:47:50

That don't know you don't have to

1:47:52

answer every it's not a generally it's

1:47:54

not a narcotic So no, it's not

1:47:56

a controlled substance. It's actually totally not.

1:47:58

Yeah, so So but

1:48:00

so you just you hit up a bunch of spots and

1:48:02

just find people who are down Oh, yeah

1:48:05

Wow, and then I middleman them I

1:48:07

negotiate a price Top

1:48:12

for my time and energy dude that

1:48:14

is straight entrepreneurial ship right there my

1:48:16

brother good for you it comes with

1:48:18

drug That's

1:48:23

actually pretty like I mean genuinely I don't

1:48:25

I Mean people should do

1:48:27

it with a doctor. That's probably the

1:48:29

only drawback, but it's also I don't

1:48:31

think it's complicated Well, I saved them

1:48:33

the doctor visit and the cost

1:48:35

of the pharmacy big savings pays for

1:48:38

itself and their time Yeah

1:48:46

You know he keeps it real he's

1:48:48

honest I'm hungry I gotta eat Wendy's

1:48:50

ain't free and that deals empic help

1:48:52

Yeah, curbed appetite. Yeah, I curved

1:48:54

the appetite um that's

1:48:58

awesome, and so

1:49:01

Morgan if you're in the market for any

1:49:03

kind of what can you get? Oh? Can

1:49:07

I have some testosterone? No? You

1:49:10

don't know you don't you have that

1:49:12

in your music video your friends roll

1:49:14

wearing mustaches. Yeah, yeah I don't

1:49:16

want to make you too Jack. Yeah, yeah,

1:49:19

you might get bigger than Jeff. You know

1:49:21

yeah, you might become controlling for

1:49:25

me um I

1:49:28

noticed you guys were bonding a little bit over

1:49:30

um You

1:49:32

had you had an interesting 9-11 policy

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that I thought nobody who wasn't around

1:49:36

during 9-11 too young Obviously

1:49:40

yeah, what's that? What does that mean

1:49:42

it was two thousand thousand and one

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so that would make you 23

1:49:47

which was the cut off the cut off. Oh, so

1:49:49

the 9-11 rules and isn't lined up

1:49:52

perfectly wonderful Where were you

1:49:54

on when those towers fell? I was

1:49:56

in New York. I was in school. Oh shit. You were in New

1:49:58

York I didn't know yeah, yeah, my mom was the building that

1:50:01

we just I didn't know that that was

1:50:03

real though you didn't hear the the

1:50:05

date well I don't know what's real bro

1:50:07

but your mom was in the one out

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right yeah yeah she made it out and

1:50:12

that's where was a whole joke

1:50:14

was like that's why I didn't make it

1:50:16

on SNL it was a terrible joke but

1:50:19

yes it's a true story and

1:50:22

no more was she on 44th

1:50:25

Wow that we had her on the podcast and

1:50:27

I had her call in to

1:50:29

confront Hassan because Hassan said that America deserves

1:50:31

another 9-11 or something like that and then

1:50:33

I had my mom my mom calling and

1:50:35

I told her what he said and she

1:50:38

was like you said what and

1:50:41

Hassan like got in a debate with my

1:50:43

mom oh man yeah so was she in

1:50:45

the first or second tower first tower to

1:50:47

get hit walking to the

1:50:49

copy machine to make copies she

1:50:51

was a secretary and plane

1:50:54

hit and the whole building just swayed and all

1:50:56

the picture frames fluff the walls and

1:50:58

she went outside and looked out and she

1:51:00

saw like bodies and the plane falling oh

1:51:02

no yeah she went through a

1:51:05

lot of shit she's a tough woman

1:51:07

my mother and so did she

1:51:09

how did she get down so fast you think elevators you

1:51:11

know you can't take the other yeah we're all filled we

1:51:13

just ran down the stairs she had 44 flights of stairs

1:51:15

good for them to hold shoes off and just went shit

1:51:18

heels on so you just went down the stairs more yeah

1:51:20

but game for like six to

1:51:23

like ten hours I don't know if

1:51:25

she was alive you know cuz back then there

1:51:27

were no phones and stuff like that so I

1:51:29

was just in school and all the kids were

1:51:32

like yeah everybody in those buildings are dead oh

1:51:34

that's that's

1:51:37

why yeah but that's why you know

1:51:39

I'm happy you are of age to

1:51:41

know about those times where were you

1:51:43

during 9-11 I have no

1:51:46

idea that's alright I don't remember 9-11

1:51:48

at all may I ask your may ask

1:51:50

your age 27 okay so so you were when

1:51:54

those towers fell you are

1:51:57

six there's a 20 what do we say 20 I

1:52:00

was born in 1997. Yeah, four

1:52:02

years that I was four. Where were you Cody? Were you

1:52:05

on the plane? Were

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