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we hold the same values and that

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that ignorance to reach across

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magnanimous me

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the get to forget some alphas going ever

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anyway that's obviously the obviously question

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for everybody hears how's everyone's been whole doing

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after wednesday's the chip

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challenge

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it's okay

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finra into wednesday

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wheeled into one ship challenge by the way that

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episode was episode much fun watching it

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back it went back a load times and watch certain

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parts of it starting to show

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was ahead yeah is really fun

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to watch back living it was a different experience

6:15

by watching back is great i want you back to times

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ab you said that you would do it for million dollars

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in a moment i was one hundred percent serious and

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now i get the link on

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it

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burrow you do it for five hundred style

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there's no extra with there's one that we

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can prove or i would not do that for thousand i know

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i've known as hell no how's

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your by how has your recovery just tell me everything

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i it's okay i gotta root

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canal yesterday and laggard mid

6:47

way through the dentist i started feel

6:49

my stomach bubbling only no please

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no but thankfully to him he to later

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at night out i was sitting fire that's

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so lucky cause yeah basically all

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of yesterday i had a like emergencies

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were had the run to the toilet and

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it was hot i mean it was hot

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it wasn't

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the hot but it was hot the

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you know him in the bar it

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was it was bad i just left of day on

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the

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like while i was sitting yeah disgusting

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but just to call my as who might while

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you're sitting like and between

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and between about get your show getting

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into a jet of waters i was getting a year

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ago i turn off less a mile

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and turned back on okay but not shitting

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squirting at the same know that impulsive

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mode yeah i'm ,

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my plans of the is a beautiful harmony of shit

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water is a bag of the bags they

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said they show up outside the below out about

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this yeah

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lena how are you i mean the

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beast mode absolutely destroyed somebody

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pointed out you beat son evan score

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which is pretty incredible he did five minutes

7:54

i father that's pretty crazy i am

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proud of myself i didn't have it

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set of love reaction is a be they also

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for me the day after a it did messed

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me up a little bit in the morning and then that's

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it

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yeah article one day thing

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anyone else one issue either that

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was the first night for me that was the rough

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on and then i'm good now and a day after

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as fine everything's economic pay

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their employees zach he had obviously

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had more than all of us up there has i wouldn't worry

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about you all night or funny enough i ended up

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catching up catching cold

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i don't know from that but

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right i don't know that the chip

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he poison but

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did you feel any ramifications from the grain

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of corn that unit added know i'd it out because

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now we or ever was really worry about you

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as worried about david yeah

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no true anymore he got hit

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real hard to in a mean you have that

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you're dead basically abandoned was episode

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it was just the stomach just the punching

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of the stomach and the intestines

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it felt

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very normal and natural there

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have any lasting effects of sure on the

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body no

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i

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yesterday i took such a like i'm

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sorry i took such a hot shit yeah

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you go ahead finished

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that i just rolled into

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the shower the just as

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cold as possible just sat

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in there sam was not home

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at the time so yeah go

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on i'm learning this now where

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there , room i went home a little early yesterday

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yesterday sam tommy you weren't eating which made

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me concerned because i i think putting stuff

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in your stomach is going to protect

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it you want to dilute the spice

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that scenario new year

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you up on mars would

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you do it again or

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million bucks yeah what

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wouldn't we do for a million bucks i mean ab

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no

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that would

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that that someday but

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i'm okay that was fun yeah and just honestly

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the person we should all be wary about a zach

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obviously who he

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this whole thing but just the tip

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of it this piece here

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i objective here actually

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there's a lot of good means in these

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on but

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on the sub reddit it

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really good stuff here let's take a look this

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yeah flock not even once it's

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before and after alcohol weed we

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yeah don't say what was

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he was on some before this before this before

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occur

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then flock as the worse one yeah

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the flock of really hit you hard ab ab

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ab you don't like this photo

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of you like you really don't like the worst

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photo they're receiving mean my life

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we're going to discuss that later out more unalloyed

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are there , a little bit of enter

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office or drama over

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this father yeah yeah

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speaking of less we're going to be doing a

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h r segment has been a lot of

11:13

drama , of conflict

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brewing behind the scenes the

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i will be sitting in as hr to mediate

11:20

issues between the cruise having

11:23

and , we can find some good resolution so that's

11:25

coming up in a law that i often often

11:27

eternity on a the after

11:31

, hour of yakking and drinking milk yet

11:33

again the follow you don't

11:35

like very the alps or even oh

11:37

my to go in separate directions like days

11:40

it doesn't look like year program my eyes as little

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off does this year

11:44

but i got it i see it added real i didn't get

11:46

both my buck teeth they're actually it's kind

11:48

of myself i sort of the i go in the wrong direction

11:50

or my teeth are you don't have buck teeth i

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question in our the know i

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think it's funny how you use see yourself

11:59

you see this cataclysmic picture

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i don't think anyone even my this

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one is just a far as is a funny

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picture of you it's not like you know you

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know it doesn't change how you look great the

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photo made me realize that you're fucking ugly as

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she know what i'd absolutely out i when i would only

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mayor i see this photo know oh wow

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it's stardom

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man

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i'm calling zach the paying on my actually

12:26

looks like him an uncle fester qasim okay

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that's fair enough sack with the thing about that i'm

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gonna take it up with age or later

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there

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that's true and by the way i would

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happily take on the role of penguin

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mike i mean i consider that a high honor

12:43

certainly got the fuzzy this

12:46

is uncanny a these favor photo again

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i do see the resemblance monday

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verse friday it's all a with a

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, c e n from the latest

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episode as period was

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it hard for you to switch with their head down here knows that

13:02

are just muscle memory

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it it's fine i know where all the bad for

13:06

yeah

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impressive though nonetheless camera really

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, him i love this cat yeah

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ours good are really good

13:16

and then of course in got hit with the same meme

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not that bad

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lena unfazed

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the queen of the chip challenge and that's

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that

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mine had i'm a cute kitty

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like came and he and but that work so

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i mean you didn't you never even express

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enough same we

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have another kipling another few wanting to ever

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prove your mettle again

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maybe next time maybe somebody beats mine

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than

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yeah i moved out all our state

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love that

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interesting love that before

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and after let's see that

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basically no reaction that

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into their next basically fine i

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would i rewards yesterday's episode

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and then i was taken in on zach during my

14:06

suffering time or time of exactly okay

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i know that's what i that's why i was laughing

14:11

about a of time could you ate the whole damn ship

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and everyone's concerned about zach as he want he saddle

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think i'm being such a for okay i didn't eat the chip

14:18

my throat started to close the as well as concerning

14:20

the time from god you're doing okay now

14:23

jesus fucking

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christ i agree

14:27

that no that no get it now it's concerning

14:32

you didn't he by you do your throat didn't close

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right

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the other was i can briefers an agreement

14:39

the about you but it it didn't know

14:41

i'd that woman right

14:44

now we're all worry about your in disappeared

14:47

lena on phases

14:49

her her in the scorpion chair

14:52

wow this is interesting would you think about this

14:55

he and weeping woman rembrandt

14:57

purple is work of art the

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you

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the head fires in okay did

15:03

you don't have grew this one you're not gonna like

15:05

gonna way now it's like that frog

15:07

but the resemblance is actually like super

15:10

super i'm playing cute all glow as

15:12

a harry potter fan i'm doubly offended

15:15

the rat race

15:17

you could transform into yes yes i agree

15:19

with you dog lot of i

15:22

see it yeah survivors

15:25

any the handsome one i ,

15:27

deploy ossified rats you see

15:30

this , man's accent they don't even know i did

15:32

my toes

15:35

maybe look like is about to take our freezer

15:39

we watch the episode or else i said contempt related

15:42

the contemplated can can emulate

15:44

him to the

15:47

i mean yeah i agree man if you i caspian

15:49

the penguin i'm here for me i

15:52

fully accept the road

15:53

amina batman is available

15:56

usually good fuck

15:58

and love the play penguin shit

16:01

didn't they they had oh

16:04

and feral played paying where where

16:06

he didn't really take on the role

16:09

he was just a gangster with his nickname

16:11

was penguin i wanna be danny

16:13

de vito in the sewer fuckin

16:16

umbrella gone hat penguin you

16:18

know remain him that's was up

16:20

near

16:22

yeah the erratic pains

16:25

are definitely a penguin branded

16:28

when brain

16:30

the brand years yes

16:32

yes yes pepto bismol now with a

16:34

these face on it there

16:36

you have it this this this was good to

16:39

ab this the fact that is what you

16:41

like they got to the tip of

16:43

, been taxidermy is

16:46

that what that is that taxidermy fox yeah

16:49

why would they desecrate this animal like that i

16:53

don't like talking about what did they

16:55

do to this for creature i'm

16:58

all right anyway

17:01

that's it so the really fun amazon i had

17:03

i had of fun a bladder seems like everyone enjoyed

17:05

it i

17:08

saw this video and i'm just sand

17:11

out a it could have been have lot worse

17:13

dishes showed up on one of our seeds

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like this out

17:19

air med or love

17:21

roller let i don't that debit yet she

17:23

wants an awesome

17:27

there

17:29

yeah i got a tweet

17:31

ripe for the show yesterday have another girl

17:33

who ended up in hospitals well she tag

17:35

all of us yeah

17:38

i do i want to i saw some people doing

17:40

it there is a dude who did on separate great video

17:42

but don't do this

17:44

especially if you're not good or experience

17:46

with spicy it's it's

17:48

really really bad yeah

17:50

i'm just surprised that you can buy that on amazon

17:53

it just seems incredibly dangerous yeah

17:55

and my opinion do not do this do not

17:58

do that at home

18:00

what's up tater tots the lobby

18:02

oh come on over the channel the your daddy i'll

18:05

teach you that everything top g snow

18:07

as can we explain which are doing fuel

18:09

home the i'm just talking a tick

18:12

tock life is because it's follow tater tots

18:14

but yeah this is my outreach program

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tater tots come join listen i

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know a h l three but littlest talk

18:21

suck a little bit addict and was just suck a lot about

18:23

a deck

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so

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okay

18:31

now at this moment i would like

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to commemorate

18:35

nine eleven also that happened

18:38

i was that that was when was a sunday

18:41

yeah we never get what we never observed

18:43

yeah we should end of the year ago monday yeah

18:45

monday yeah mean nine eleven it happen

18:47

we do i haven't forgotten have you guys you

18:50

know i had forgotten

18:53

but thankfully people made posts

18:55

on social media reminding

18:57

me to never forget and that reminded me

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and now but you already back bro you

19:02

already violated by forgetting and i don't

19:04

matter of my the never laid the declaration

19:06

personally to and ever forget i'm

19:08

glad that other people have not forgotten

19:10

or use it on my behalf so that they can then remind

19:13

me so that i can go back to remembering

19:15

that try to do well

19:17

basically this is my favorite call

19:19

it to remembering nine eleven which dan

19:22

for god being a horrible american

19:24

i could never forget where i was on that day that's

19:26

right of , it comes

19:28

from none other this is a true

19:30

patriot himself

19:32

labour king who's at

19:34

the nine eleven memorial the

19:37

ground zero museum in york

19:39

which by the way is a beautiful beautiful

19:43

piece are on know he does have been there it's really

19:45

a powerful beautiful place i

19:47

have not the you haven't been or it's really

19:50

now it is good or maybe wire forgot

19:52

yeah oh yeah

19:55

yeah you guys should check it out if you're in your pets

19:57

or should be aren't they have in vr and why

20:01

a white yeah nine eleven memorial in

20:03

vr yeah a when i

20:05

checked it out yes ah maybe we should go to a when

20:07

we do you , like look up in seattle

20:10

like a horrible idea he

20:12

really doesn't matter angle mammals some are ultimately

20:14

we should it was should it interactive documentary

20:18

the thing i was watching but actually in the metaverse

20:20

there was a girl and eleven memorial some

20:22

guy was pretending to on roger

20:25

and gov next to a good fucked up the answer

20:27

is nothing bad will happen of that now

20:29

nine eleven never happened in the metaverse

20:32

natal i know

20:33

can we yeah can we do from vienna is

20:36

probably find simulator games out there one

20:38

a lot head let's

20:40

do that let's visit nine eleven memorial tomorrow

20:42

her gotta race now it's actually

20:44

right next to the queen's memorial

20:46

naming kidding oh hell yeah i

20:48

get to double header and beyond a

20:50

reasonable respect

20:52

the most tragic things ever ever

20:55

happened to me while

20:57

the hold on their nine eleven is tragic

20:59

the queen die in i'm in god fuckin god

21:01

fuckin you know rest in peace the good always die young

21:03

but nine

21:05

eleven not areas businesses britain's

21:08

this is britain's nine eleven nine seven

21:11

or eight so here's a and by the way my the point

21:13

i'm trying to make his when

21:15

you go to this memorial

21:18

that's very serious it's very somber

21:22

it seems to me like would be a good place time

21:24

and place to wear a shirt is off know

21:27

, mean you might as well go to like the holocaust museum

21:29

shirtless i mean you know raise was has litters

21:32

as the way to go is that little bit more formal

21:35

i'm just usher the

21:38

know

21:39

but anyway here's liver king this

21:41

is a solemn place an american

21:44

plus the wholesomeness a final

21:46

act was committed right here

21:48

yeah so

21:50

also he can he rehearses to the

21:53

nine eleven terrorists as a subprime

21:55

will act

21:56

love that which which is funny

21:58

because he always says

21:59

the subprime or so i think eating

22:02

broccoli he holds in the same reverence

22:05

the rebel camp as hijacking

22:08

a plane with the same category but he does best whether

22:10

this is the ultimate

22:12

the primal act so that they're

22:14

clearly must be degrees of subprime

22:16

illness if this on the scale

22:18

of the primal you have eating broccoli and

22:20

co and then crashed into the claim that it's

22:22

efforts into a building is or the extreme

22:24

ends

22:27

i don't get that i'm in subprime was don't i'm okay

22:29

i just a whole

22:31

then diagram of some private farmers

22:33

as we , as

22:35

a fan we're gonna harder gonna moment

22:38

of silence

22:54

it's gotta be

22:56

your dad i mean he's like a sideshow dude

22:58

like a new york city's why these guys that

23:01

you see and like americans flags

23:04

spiel like one of these characters i mean the man

23:06

is a sideshow peas up he's at

23:08

the nine eleven memorial shirtless and

23:10

fuckin gray showing his respect

23:13

what is happening he gave us a gp

23:15

out

23:16

the game

23:18

the cleanup visa yeah

23:20

, it did remind me i was like oh shit you write

23:22

down a few

23:25

nine eleven despair has ab

23:27

implants have heard

23:30

how

23:31

fucking dare you

23:34

they know i'm sorry what does what us subprime

23:36

a statement of yeah i know i'm sorry

23:40

i mean

23:41

i also tater tots her that

23:43

the textbooks i won't air thought i would

23:46

you guys think i'll let me see tater tots on tic

23:48

dot you guys think what he says

23:50

these natural okay

23:52

clearly fuck yes tater tots we're

23:54

on nine you guys think that never

23:58

king is naturals you're treading

23:59

them in a conversation from the one getting plowed

24:03

yeah okay was dot oliver king

24:07

more like fatty liver fatty

24:10

liver king is flavors probably close

24:12

the fucking failure but as diet

24:15

they were on a shit we're trying to get this gun show

24:17

nice guy the

24:20

subprime

24:21

wow loudly subprime on

24:24

there

24:25

then

24:27

you do

24:29

i don't want them on the show any more is over he turned into like

24:31

aware grifter for like supplements and shit

24:34

are you like allah he's i your

24:37

check out my fucking beast liver max

24:39

i put it a rat poison especially those

24:41

that are ground up oliver heart the clearly

24:43

works i mean look at the men

24:47

the were doing

24:48

ah also i

24:50

don't know if you guys knew this but

24:53

it was

24:55

a the

24:58

solemn day in two thousand and fourteen paris

25:00

hilton sex tape dropped

25:03

a night in paris and

25:05

we just realize this from this post

25:08

did you guys know that that that the paris

25:11

hilton porn tape started

25:13

, a nine eleven memorial

25:17

memorial i swear to god this is this he

25:19

has real this i

25:22

olivia a public apology he's

25:24

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with what you got fraud or not

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nobody even talked about know like the nine

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eleven fog kind of sammy hagar either

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lazily we were saying by impair

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still support save with in memory

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of nine eleven we will never forget what are you talking

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the holland before you bus one hours what

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they were san

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holy shit

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i don't think you could i don't even

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debut anything without be

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years after yeah now that was even

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time in this country couple years

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after nine eleven nine think more

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people remember that sex tape the nine

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eleven at this point

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name i forget

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we love it folks

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that out to paris hilton the

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true patriot

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again after this we have a special

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recently celebrated a couple

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of anniversary

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ab a mean it came

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came to california

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oh she's gone

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well we can way

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yeah when she comes back we

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they came to us with nothing with

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nothing but the shirts on their battery on the

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as right as rain the game

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will not tonight and inside

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his clothing clothing

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the car barely running he was a mess

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he

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was also primal he was close to fly

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an airplane into a building

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but i swooped down

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and i said lena in a be

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you guys are better than this i see

27:37

your true potential i ethan klein

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dear lord and savior the most gracious

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human being alive i

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dip down into the bowels of detroit

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worse city in the maybe the world well

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in , world probably her now parable

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said just said took the nice added

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their home com to the golden side where

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the grass is greener and

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, was the three two years

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ago the last two years ago and

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they haven't looked back and they just they spanked me

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every time me every them and

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they're just so grateful for me he

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you're making a joke but you really day

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it was a time my life raspberry afraid

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i felt like a loser and

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i retained both of our lives

28:29

he did save our lives may where are you afraid of

28:32

yeah when i was doing with my life i mean

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my parents want him as you medicine as

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getting older i hated it i hate it was

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going i hated my nine to five and

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whenever i had time and make you tube videos and

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i were afraid of it wasn't going

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anywhere but you saved me god

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bless you i know merely my jackdaws and i

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know man i though is a group when

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i was a sub wow i saved your life if you wanna

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add anything to that she can yeah

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yeah yeah it was we two

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years ago

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that's right yeah i think he did

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i can agree yeah what was your day

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job baby i was at

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my uncle's michael office there

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are running low day to day things nine to five

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that's interesting fucking hated it

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how was the pay

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that

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it was bad the and and lena what was

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your day job two years ago

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i managed chiropractic clinic

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oh you are in the back the enemies then

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i think we talked with us

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yeah

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yeah so you know two years ago

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today i said com let

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me save you my children actually know

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what at the with dropping the

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stick these , guys are some of

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the greatest employs you ever wish for the both super

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smart hardware soon taking

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initiative i feel

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so lucky an honor that they're both here working

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with us it's like

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you couldn't ask for better people

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so i say fuck you to your uncle's

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medical plays and i say fuck you

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to your uncle's chiropractor or

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whatever fuck you i say

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you should pay no more you blew it

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now they come on now they're over here

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youtube channels of to them with i want to be involved

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by to be let but to be hired

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by our ray romano thought to

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more than we can every long as you say that you ruined

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this moment i'm not rooting i'm saying is a

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dream come dream i was something

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like it really isn't even that that

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meme and the pokey mentioning love on

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just i'm telling you i can be your mentor i

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can be your alpha male

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you know i can be easier here

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i couldn't be around the males

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c'mon man i'll teach you to get laid

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thank , queen or

53:03

so back to how we now

53:06

i have a long long storied

53:08

history with how he meant though we went on his podcast

53:10

now how long ago it was like a month ago or a

53:12

long storied history of

53:14

the happy days

53:16

we'd does does yeah what

53:19

about two months ago it's we just blew up that

53:21

show ma'am we cracked the

53:23

records we still

53:25

gotta be number one right i'm india we put

53:27

this podcast on the map on just gonna say the

53:31

good as we destroyed bill maher

53:34

bill maher you're broke bill maher

53:37

there's literally no chance and i'm

53:40

jeff dunham we put on bed bobby lee

53:42

i mean he's funny but come on he's not in his

53:44

on me

53:45

this podcast

53:47

on the map and how he's been internally

53:50

and my dad where home is we

53:52

text a dime of

53:54

you guys know the prolapse thing happened

53:57

and i've been trying to get to the bottom

53:59

of this for awhile

53:59

the time

54:01

after this clip

54:03

i texted my boy and i said

54:05

come on the show how we we need to do this

54:07

there's enough more and how

54:09

we being the absolute legend

54:11

he is

54:13

he said

54:14

this was yesterday dick more

54:16

monday yeah any said i'm

54:18

all com this week this

54:21

common

54:21

variety

54:26

howie mandel america's

54:28

uncle was there are no he's the is

54:30

got a lot on as americans

54:33

family for and yeah yeah exactly

54:36

if he does the damn out

54:39

a gts is a busy guy

54:43

so he had simon cowan show

54:47

how did not want view how are the views on allen who

54:49

must see a few people care about simon i

54:52

don't want to do i don't want to

54:55

they'd l brown nobody cares about

54:57

you simon eleven thousand

55:00

views and no one day what a fucking loser

55:02

bro

55:03

i don't want to say it but holy shit

55:05

nobody cares about euro

55:08

yeah a pic they used to him in the thumbnail

55:10

is

55:12

one of the middle

55:14

the ads , most i

55:16

don't want to disparage guess disparage this a

55:18

way to afterwards by yes

55:21

i don't like same encounter we

55:23

don't have the talked about that together

55:26

but

55:28

the ipad the show on the map so a

55:31

during the had so this is the picture they used to say

55:33

vegas and in fact that was the best picture they

55:35

could find the he literally

55:38

looks like a fuckin resuscitate a cadaver

55:40

for an open casket funeral like perhaps

55:43

they put the make a hot and they have your liquor had literally

55:45

is tape and some kind of shit to keep his eyes

55:47

open

55:49

you know like , here

55:51

his body is being held together by

55:53

taste and fuckin ways

55:56

to oh my god and

55:59

looks like each hair

55:59

the beard was surgically installed

56:02

started this sentence

56:05

or me remind you of i don't wanna disparages

56:07

guess video via you pulled

56:09

it up but i

56:11

would let the pictures big bird so

56:14

i should say i'm real say some i know i

56:16

probably should say is is such a dick

56:20

but okay whatever we love

56:22

another hobby i saw this clip and it was sent in

56:25

our work chat he said

56:27

, had to close the video because he was

56:29

first discovered discovered

56:33

don't know what the first time i just i really

56:35

dislike the dislike i've

56:38

heard really bad things about him also

56:40

one of things he did his parents bought his best

56:42

friends bro are ruining our chance

56:44

of our going on right wasn't always the

56:46

one friday isn't simon cows boss

56:48

sums up going to see this ah this

56:51

was thing the same thing okay

56:53

let me say something nice about simon i

56:55

love his ass on the game shows he's

56:58

a great is entertaining green

57:01

i agree with that

57:03

by here he fucked his best friend's wife

57:08

what

57:10

are we gonna do about an hour or with you

57:12

about how he ass

57:15

this the result a cove that

57:18

is so where we can do that at simon callow

57:21

course alien dollars me am i owed

57:24

they , of course simon callow said

57:26

hook me up and the dentist said up

57:28

do like piano keys or and

57:31

he says hooked me up fam

57:33

somebody out is covered related

57:38

yeah

57:39

the

57:40

thank you by the way to flood

57:43

waves don't tell you on but you guys

57:45

make my sixty hour workweek at tesla

57:47

so much better oh

57:49

, no no that's , of hours

57:52

yet don't tell you on your listening to us

57:54

man hear it you

57:56

know it dot you'll have a workplace accident

57:58

real fast you mean

58:01

those machines are dangerous your ham i

58:03

just get caught my mom

58:04

i

58:07

were anyway here's the clip how eve a

58:09

big that you know i love how him indo

58:12

the was the biggest when you've ever done i

58:15

think of on you tube yeah

58:17

really and

58:20

out if you're giving the same look i didn't

58:22

know east and be but i've watched his

58:24

he's got probably the number

58:26

one podcast in the world and

58:28

it's called a st ak

58:32

and hand and had

58:34

a bunch of times and was very controversial

58:37

controversial and i were

58:39

at that's what i wanted to talk to me and more

58:41

or less controversial imposing a prolapse

58:43

dana

58:45

more

58:46

yeah

58:48

hey i accept

58:50

he got this my dear leader simulcasts

58:52

there's some i feel like yeah

58:54

, like kim jong wounds behind the

58:56

pick up a did

58:59

you know simon cow ahead of the whole and

59:01

one whole and cop course on this golf

59:03

course you

59:06

know southern cal doesn't shed or best thing

59:08

and it's incredible he has no senator

59:11

he has no asshole idea to leader

59:13

deaf health stats how how he sees simon

59:15

his his dear leader

59:18

if it anyway hillary

59:21

be hillary h three podcasts and

59:23

it's kind of some it's him

59:25

and his wife his a bunch of friends and it's very controversial

59:28

this is controversial and i will

59:30

let me that's what i wanted to talk to him about that has

59:32

i like you do

59:35

not want to get cancelled

59:38

i just realize this is the first

59:40

episode we've done since the

59:42

interview with simon callow happened so

59:45

what simon's watching

59:47

the looking for new town on how his recommendation

59:49

and then alves that i had to

59:51

slamming him maybe you need a new

59:53

judge crazy t i'm controversial

59:55

i got shops

59:59

now please don't send us to

1:00:01

simon come out i really want to talk down

1:00:03

on friday

1:00:04

how we'd come in due to how we mean our

1:00:07

dog owners there

1:00:08

we're like time

1:00:10

that oh yeah i'm very sad

1:00:12

because this weekend announced this

1:00:14

here today to friday

1:00:16

be the first episode of

1:00:18

a three pack as that i will not be here for

1:00:20

i'm taking the day off go to a wedding

1:00:23

to i tried to tell dan

1:00:26

do not take not take off

1:00:27

that that is just like

1:00:29

you need

1:00:31

you're not dedicated bro it's gonna take

1:00:33

a friday off you gotta show dedication

1:00:36

are you know mean i cannot wait

1:00:38

to drop the ball on that guy

1:00:40

, you guys are gonna be fine do not lie

1:00:43

man i ever secular think it's going be a legendary opposites

1:00:45

there's another gas coming on friday and

1:00:47

i announced this shit

1:00:49

go

1:00:50

we finally

1:00:53

finally , a whole to see man man

1:00:55

is gonna be call on and on the same the

1:01:01

he ever find some plants suffer

1:01:03

see man some foot

1:01:05

maybe we can get it does however what you feed from

1:01:10

, because i mean

1:01:12

that's basically writes itself

1:01:14

than itself is a something off about the simon

1:01:16

callow picture

1:01:18

no

1:01:19

how he got a four point one eight

1:01:22

at a size and

1:01:23

they're good show mack sennett ice or

1:01:25

photos i don't know how many girls

1:01:27

are okay i don't know thera okay i want

1:01:30

up so we're going to have see men rank how his speed

1:01:32

oh how it's gonna hate that it's

1:01:35

like paparazzi shots

1:01:39

and

1:01:40

you can good shape which will get out there

1:01:42

here oh my god why man

1:01:45

is gonna eat his heart out here and

1:01:47

the painted toes i think he said he doesn't like

1:01:49

painted toes vertical he likes natural

1:01:51

color that toes repainted

1:01:54

or something and and he was like okay

1:01:56

you know what is it okay it don't all die

1:01:59

the

1:01:59

so i'm super excited you guys it's

1:02:02

gonna be so fun people think it's gonna be

1:02:04

a disaster without dance know you guys

1:02:06

me how we are dogs you guys don't understand

1:02:08

we are

1:02:09

hi this comment on i gave

1:02:11

him a i gave him the colony said i'll be there friday

1:02:13

okay

1:02:14

that is incredible he's the man with

1:02:16

no dan how long until of prolapse

1:02:18

accidentally appears on stream well

1:02:21

that's up to you in your the switcher as through

1:02:24

you tell me closer to your the

1:02:26

gatekeeper

1:02:28

yeah can be fun though so

1:02:30

that's a lot to look for two shutouts simon callow

1:02:33

who is basically

1:02:37

like gazing into the i have sore

1:02:39

on

1:02:42

artillery because he looks

1:02:44

like the other are bad pitches i'm in tell

1:02:46

but that clip on how he like

1:02:49

the queen were more not one

1:02:53

that our ages

1:02:55

when i see my god

1:02:57

routes did somebody this

1:03:00

man is wearing someone says skin

1:03:03

this is the bargain dude from in a black the

1:03:05

roads why , he wearing

1:03:07

someone elses again or crazy was in which

1:03:09

is why the skin is tree saw

1:03:12

so i've never seen skyn brave find

1:03:15

a good let's plug that buffalo cow

1:03:18

oh

1:03:20

how old is simon like he better be ninety

1:03:22

or some shit to be looking like this and now be like

1:03:24

he looks good for his age

1:03:26

no he's brilliant

1:03:28

these are certainly to

1:03:32

that's

1:03:34

what bizarre by thing is that the plastic surgery

1:03:36

never works

1:03:38

this man that's not it

1:03:40

it never did mostly very noticeable

1:03:42

when it doesn't a disguise

1:03:44

reaches hell you can afford the best to the best

1:03:47

rank have go

1:03:50

my my thing a griffin

1:03:53

this is my

1:03:55

boy for the cubs from there it's water in the cracked

1:03:58

oh very screws yeah

1:04:01

how the hell were you able

1:04:03

to diagnose that from sweden know

1:04:06

, really i never i

1:04:08

suspect that incredible to lead

1:04:10

commenced like to a day s

1:04:12

drama metres

1:04:16

did i love the tic

1:04:19

toc lived out people literally just watching

1:04:21

the spam l three l three those are my heroes

1:04:24

or join us on you to be there's going to so much

1:04:26

fun

1:04:28

the game

1:04:29

i'll teach you things take never good

1:04:32

like how to find

1:04:34

, clitoral clitoral , i'm

1:04:37

a man i'm god he armchair

1:04:40

says you look like you are sweet you you good ethan

1:04:44

united fire cause as to finish it

1:04:46

and you know i've

1:04:49

been trying really hard and thank you that's for saying

1:04:51

that i've met talking about for lot but i've been good

1:04:54

i've been hidden a treadmill i've

1:04:56

been on really

1:04:59

doing good on my dieting controlling

1:05:01

my eating i've been doing good thank

1:05:04

you guys

1:05:13

what is going on here simon

1:05:15

it's like they didn't do a skin lifted like they

1:05:17

did a skin add like they added extra

1:05:20

skin they got they got they got the procedure

1:05:22

wrong and layered up

1:05:24

fi sixty

1:05:27

two

1:05:28

it looks like to you know in the face off when they

1:05:30

put on another dude face

1:05:33

ah he put another

1:05:35

man's face

1:05:36

the big he swapped

1:05:42

bundy around sorry

1:05:44

or listening to them

1:05:48

a ted bundy his face is now available

1:05:53

mccallum done with botox i looked

1:05:55

like a horror film birch oh

1:05:58

the actually you know what i think he looks fine

1:06:00

here like he looks normal like he looks like a normal

1:06:03

hours a day i also

1:06:05

, he did and so

1:06:09

i love that

1:06:10

howie own know how we will love

1:06:12

you don't

1:06:15

how you the man

1:06:17

i've been

1:06:19

yeah he looks good in these photos

1:06:21

i think he looks fine

1:06:23

the on the right as ten years ago

1:06:25

no they get a semi twenty one yeah

1:06:28

one year deal with that the one you're lucky looks

1:06:30

good and are both i'm i'm he looks like a normal

1:06:32

person here here it's like a nice photo

1:06:34

they airbrush and stuff in touch it up as of but

1:06:36

he looks good about them doesn't

1:06:38

look like he's

1:06:40

helping he have

1:06:42

wow dude this is a comprehensive

1:06:44

page holy

1:06:47

shit okay simon callow through

1:06:49

the years miles south tmz you

1:06:51

are what the hell the

1:06:53

take a loveless take this journey together

1:06:57

beautiful natural face he arrived

1:06:59

what years this like

1:07:01

when american idol started so early to say

1:07:03

i really i don't you slimy through the years enough

1:07:05

of the year of the photo

1:07:09

but he looks good looks great this

1:07:13

is a cautionary tale guys this is now worth

1:07:15

it just you know when i don't get older don't

1:07:17

age

1:07:20

oh my what happened between

1:07:22

the different , of in between

1:07:24

has and this

1:07:27

oh

1:07:29

my god this

1:07:32

is where to goes all wrong

1:07:36

something when deeply

1:07:39

wrong in that room operating room oh

1:07:42

god yeah

1:07:45

he looked better man oh my

1:07:48

goodness month

1:07:52

hey i managed

1:07:54

to read it i'm genuinely shocked when they see the smiths

1:07:56

a

1:08:01

a

1:08:07

donut and worker he looks like dwight

1:08:09

from the office wearing the cpr dolls

1:08:11

mass believe

1:08:14

what happened to your eyelids out

1:08:18

you you mean to eyelids bro

1:08:22

oh the zac efron plastic surgery

1:08:24

is another tragedy dude

1:08:27

some people thought maybe he was just puffy but

1:08:29

it's

1:08:29

from know it's definitely he said the he

1:08:32

was he did break his job and

1:08:35

but it certainly looks

1:08:37

like he has some

1:08:37

he got like she fill younger every

1:08:39

game in seller he was one

1:08:41

of the most beautiful man and he just now

1:08:44

he looks like he's all cowed up

1:08:45

well the thing is he did an interview few

1:08:48

years ago where people

1:08:50

were like oh man the filler socks

1:08:52

and then he got it dissolves announce back again

1:08:55

they made own it's a pattern

1:08:57

it dissolves as he just looked like normal again

1:09:00

dissolve that tude please i

1:09:03

figure he did i don't the you can dissolve this

1:09:05

whatever this is i

1:09:07

think the problem is they got year by dissolving

1:09:09

his skin

1:09:14

more can be worse than us

1:09:16

the know he looks fine

1:09:19

little white on the teeth but otherwise he

1:09:21

looks good like a normal person

1:09:24

you seem like you meet this guy you like this is a

1:09:26

real person

1:09:28

you see this shit my kids are going to fucking

1:09:30

cry this guy walks the miles

1:09:32

you know who's gonna run

1:09:36

that okay

1:09:37

the you know this to see looks pretty good pretty

1:09:39

normal one love that yeah he looks

1:09:41

great and loved you can see his poor's

1:09:44

that's normal met people of pores

1:09:49

simon you need friend like me

1:09:51

man to sell you he looks good here you

1:09:53

need someone like someone to tell you you're beautiful

1:09:55

the way you are bro

1:09:58

simon come next guess

1:09:59

this as cow if he gotta and with simon

1:10:03

non out we

1:10:06

, have asked her for

1:10:08

don't need i remarriage of their day

1:10:10

there are literally on and america's got talent

1:10:12

pressed for right now together

1:10:13

they are

1:10:15

yeah that's why that's why they're doing

1:10:17

from

1:10:17

okay we'll good how is it a compromise edgy

1:10:19

to number one shown in america

1:10:24

well and away he's promoting or our

1:10:26

just not person true

1:10:29

mr campbell as well

1:10:31

he looks great here

1:10:33

simon you just need a friendly community speak

1:10:35

the truth now songs go sideways here

1:10:37

but still okay

1:10:41

beautiful man a dog faced poti

1:10:44

soldiers you don't be france am

1:10:46

legend you don't to be friends with

1:10:48

simon known what he does her friends' wives

1:10:50

the oh shit i

1:10:52

trust dealer though but

1:10:54

the only want to know that he's trying in i mean why

1:10:56

you were able my wife

1:10:59

best friend's wife got her pregnant in

1:11:01

nam

1:11:04

looks great

1:11:06

looks great the

1:11:08

great frankly so

1:11:12

there you go they can i didn't dirty by putting the most

1:11:14

like golem photos of front this

1:11:17

man looks like he had the ring for a thousand years

1:11:21

we can is this

1:11:25

one looks like bismol have been living been living fucking

1:11:27

trance with the ring of power

1:11:30

for thousand years

1:11:38

is this guy had third degree burns and at skyn

1:11:40

regret to his face

1:11:42

but anyway we love simon

1:11:47

maybe ambient maybe i'm being too hard on the guy

1:11:50

does , a beautiful hairlines gave that's

1:11:52

right man can't say that away from

1:11:54

them in that a gorgeous hairline

1:11:57

for sixty two

1:12:01

heard the through the teeth

1:12:03

the

1:12:04

i'm growing my hair maxi bones

1:12:08

li

1:12:11

look at our they wrote hear it well as

1:12:14

age is a song simon

1:12:16

now ready to face the music

1:12:19

wow

1:12:22

though he says he says of himself i probably

1:12:24

did have a little too much botox a couple years

1:12:26

ago because everyone on tv has it

1:12:29

now i have faces but nothing too extravagant

1:12:31

at the moment okay good food good for you simon

1:12:35

simon so rich that because he owns the

1:12:37

i'd feel all these in a bar

1:12:40

yeah

1:12:41

right yeah

1:12:43

the

1:12:44

aged he was also a big exact

1:12:46

at a sony and a he discovered the spice

1:12:48

girls is our idea of

1:12:51

el de veau while he was also

1:12:53

a huge

1:12:54

the

1:12:55

you owe these shows are in the uk to

1:12:58

he owns all those six hundred million yeah this guy's

1:13:00

question x factor started in england

1:13:03

he didn't know when it came over here except discovered

1:13:05

one direction or much of a loser

1:13:07

the harmony

1:13:08

do they get a piece of the action under

1:13:11

they like own one direction as seats so

1:13:13

the them for a second

1:13:14

yeah sony is he was

1:13:17

i think is are still was a had at sony

1:13:19

and i think that you'll be fine to i've i'm sure

1:13:21

he gets some piece of it somewhere yeah

1:13:24

people are feeling bad for simon for simon go little

1:13:26

hard on him

1:13:27

sometimes i just you know cause i don't i just

1:13:30

think he's a dick so sometimes i just go

1:13:32

a little bit hard by ultimately

1:13:34

you know

1:13:35

the on the inside what counts right guys

1:13:39

trust me on the inside he looks even worse nah

1:13:41

just kidding

1:13:45

but i do i do

1:13:47

want to encourage people to not

1:13:49

get plastic surgery personally i

1:13:52

think that you know

1:13:54

you're addressing a symptom

1:13:57

of a deeper issue

1:13:59

in

1:13:59

it actually ends up making you look worse

1:14:02

it's kind of a crazy feel like they

1:14:06

they , you weird looking it just doesn't

1:14:08

look natural you pay a bunch of money look

1:14:11

at this fucking guy

1:14:13

beautiful face

1:14:14

i didn't know he looks like damn a

1:14:16

know he looks like david

1:14:17

the law anthems good worth the

1:14:19

man that was in one of the baywatch

1:14:22

and then and then to be david hasselhoff

1:14:28

but outlets range cycle i think they get

1:14:30

one surgery feel good

1:14:32

during at the same they keep going against

1:14:34

out

1:14:34

i sometimes plastic surgery can be good

1:14:37

i have a lot of friends who feel much

1:14:40

better

1:14:41

you know why more

1:14:42

the breath put themselves

1:14:43

that's true like i think when i looked

1:14:45

at people like

1:14:49

the girl's name the model the jenner caitlin

1:14:52

bella hadid know caitlin jenner out

1:14:54

caitlin to enter her plastic surgery

1:14:56

was kind of crazy she's totally transformed or

1:14:58

you dogma kylie oh kylie i know

1:15:00

what know get our whatever yeah maybe maybe

1:15:03

i'm speaking in absolutes maybe they just disease

1:15:05

go too far with it but it's

1:15:07

a it's a it's a scary road to go

1:15:09

down i

1:15:11

think if you got like a beast monster knows

1:15:14

like kutner down sometimes is good

1:15:16

thing we have any self

1:15:18

confidence

1:15:19

in different it affects people's confidence

1:15:21

differently it didn't sometimes

1:15:23

it forces people to be more critical about

1:15:26

themselves and then they continue to get work done

1:15:28

sometimes

1:15:30

they are

1:15:31

the that they don't like and then they feel great

1:15:34

yeah that's true some some are okay maybe

1:15:36

my promise with sylar maybe that's

1:15:38

yeah well i've never been a fan of

1:15:41

some people let fillers look awesome

1:15:43

now

1:15:45

really anna

1:15:48

maybe maybe that's it may be but let me back

1:15:50

at all out

1:15:52

some people saying i don't know what i talking about

1:15:54

me back all of it up

1:15:56

the reward ravenous fillers okay

1:15:58

thank you

1:15:59

that get an accident or yeah i know he did but he got

1:16:02

killer

1:16:05

thinking i

1:16:07

think it you know and i like both like

1:16:10

both and olivia's arguments can be true

1:16:12

at same time we shouldn't like promotes

1:16:14

people to get into and lingers

1:16:18

in between

1:16:20

we love was all

1:16:22

right thank you love exactly where

1:16:24

in the twenty nine yeah enough we have no

1:16:26

stance on this issue or

1:16:29

i'm back in out of it gracefully another

1:16:31

early as that away from i would have

1:16:33

now people are getting mad because i'm going to at a plastic

1:16:36

surgery about how to lead me from wisconsin

1:16:40

what's important is that you're

1:16:42

comfortable with yourself the

1:16:45

all right and

1:16:47

that you don't end up looking like had some squid worth

1:16:50

someone i mean they're i think the doctors

1:16:52

have an ethical responsibility at one point to

1:16:54

be like dude you're getting too close

1:16:56

to look at like handsome squidward you gotta stop

1:16:59

they don't do that either go sir blue

1:17:01

just pay me an offer we

1:17:04

whatever weird shit you want your face

1:17:06

oh

1:17:07

right the you

1:17:13

and start everybody and how

1:17:15

he got something on friday and some and cows suing

1:17:17

me

1:17:21

know how is com interface speaking

1:17:25

of people hating me

1:17:30

this

1:17:31

the

1:17:33

i've been seeing a few posts like this

1:17:35

so , my tinder date that i watch

1:17:38

aged three and i'm currently a member and

1:17:40

then i laughed out loud because the tinder day

1:17:43

hates me this

1:17:45

is what i'm talking we need to reach across the aisle

1:17:47

to the man is fair and let him know

1:17:49

that i can be their daddy

1:17:51

and i'm talking

1:17:52

the you tear dot

1:17:54

all the

1:17:56

tater tots watch you don't tic dot com

1:17:58

join me i'll be daddy's fuck

1:17:59

well

1:18:03

so

1:18:05

daddy it here's

1:18:07

what heard tinder date said i

1:18:09

don't fuck with aged three a lot cause

1:18:12

he likes strongly against working out which

1:18:14

i think it's kind of weird

1:18:16

i don't text

1:18:18

a lot this

1:18:20

normal like only this person

1:18:23

is a worry about i'm working out i think they

1:18:25

may be need to take a grammar class citizens

1:18:27

success like the cause and

1:18:30

i don't fuck with each three a lot

1:18:33

cause he's like

1:18:35

strongly against working out

1:18:37

which i think it's kind of when i mean i

1:18:39

follow it we all i know what is it

1:18:41

a little awkward you learned what was

1:18:44

it is this is the kind of stuff apparently

1:18:46

somehow and somehow and of sphere this

1:18:48

one stupid fucking joke i made about

1:18:51

not that working out not worth the

1:18:53

time as somehow reached the ends

1:18:55

of the earth with every male on

1:18:58

tic toc and now they all hate me

1:19:00

i'm against working out money for the wouldn't

1:19:02

talking about

1:19:06

come on now

1:19:07

daddy is how did lukas whatever

1:19:09

the go you want to live with me on the treadmill

1:19:12

i'll do it approved you are

1:19:14

need approved you guys look at me their book

1:19:16

of big my nipples are bro other

1:19:21

, nipples have i ever seen nausea

1:19:24

nausea i was there more was just this once for each us

1:19:28

there was us was no there's no other

1:19:30

posts that someone deleted with

1:19:32

something similar

1:19:33

the girl this

1:19:36

poor girl she posted a conversation with their boyfriend

1:19:38

still and i think it blew

1:19:40

up way bigger than she expected and she deleted

1:19:43

and panicked because

1:19:45

i'm not going to say the name because you posted the

1:19:48

screenshot had his name but as a really funny name

1:19:51

and everybody was just clowning on

1:19:53

her boyfriend fucking idiot he is

1:19:55

silly and done he

1:19:58

must he must have seen it but

1:20:00

it was is very similar conversation where a girl's

1:20:02

i i like aged three

1:20:05

they're funny whatever and under boyfriends like boyfriends like

1:20:07

joe rogan

1:20:09

and it's like in the has there's

1:20:11

two camps in the world

1:20:14

you know alphas and betas he

1:20:17

the we the signals and the segments

1:20:20

on the gamma mouse brain omega

1:20:22

to omega males

1:20:23

data a few camps cap

1:20:26

and you say no

1:20:27

yeah we could sigma

1:20:29

fi

1:20:30

in a file alpha yeah

1:20:33

loads

1:20:34

got him i

1:20:37

genuinely want to

1:20:39

i genuinely want to work on this

1:20:41

or got to make segments that we can put

1:20:44

on tape talk for the answers to see

1:20:46

and be like he's one of us

1:20:49

right

1:20:50

maybe me doing like a heil hitler

1:20:52

while on a treadmill no no

1:20:55

we could we could workshop it and will vary our

1:20:57

for the it and

1:21:00

maybe i put are you know what i could put were twenty

1:21:02

pound weights and do and heil hitler and

1:21:04

hitler and

1:21:05

that's pretty effective that's out of often

1:21:08

we have a member for twenty five months as a nutshell

1:21:11

i thought it was serious about not buying purpose

1:21:13

and working out just saying

1:21:16

good okay even if i was

1:21:18

though is it really like that crazy that

1:21:20

like you have to hate me forever to they said i say

1:21:24

but no he was a joke obviously will

1:21:26

you know it gets now obviously but it

1:21:28

was ago right

1:21:31

tater tots he was watching

1:21:32

this

1:21:34

is my tater tot am i but i would direct

1:21:37

line into my haters it's really great now shut

1:21:39

up

1:21:42

so we're gonna work on that

1:21:44

i don't you guys have another it is like maybe

1:21:48

oh i could be take any other ideas you do

1:21:50

in that seagal

1:21:52

now that's the most alpha thing about

1:21:54

yeah know what what is joe rogan shit like eating

1:21:56

out me i can do that it takes

1:21:58

on ice bath cables are in

1:22:01

the tub you gotta you gotta make a mail

1:22:03

carrier own shit squeezed

1:22:05

i'm drink that drink that maybe

1:22:08

going into a sauna to the point of like

1:22:10

dying of of heat stroke

1:22:13

are you you gotta grab in nipples

1:22:15

that i am working on that yeah

1:22:17

i'm currently working on that

1:22:20

oh

1:22:21

yeah like you may this local want to

1:22:23

how the us is this music copyrighted

1:22:27

oh don't get a good debate ago

1:22:29

by but but about out

1:22:32

yeah okay but love made this

1:22:34

which is a fan kim

1:22:36

we're gonna do

1:22:39

may not like it okay

1:22:42

but this but this

1:22:44

mail out for right here in

1:22:46

on with on

1:22:49

that week or four

1:23:03

original song it makes it so good

1:23:05

i know a clicks with a reality shows

1:23:08

i agree as really good i'm

1:23:10

so maybe like maybe like take an ice bath and eat

1:23:13

while eating out make an mri yo

1:23:15

the doubt that would fly with them they were like that

1:23:18

the owner to the pacific crest trail

1:23:22

in a sauna goes from mexico to canada yeah

1:23:24

the could

1:23:25

i grant you like that i'm see joe rogan

1:23:28

recognition you'd looking out alpha

1:23:30

him he could go across the bering strait

1:23:33

right in i'm trying to think of things

1:23:35

that i can do either in the officer at my home like

1:23:37

the boy him

1:23:40

a punching bag we're didn't escape

1:23:42

if i can you post a picture like this

1:23:45

you have a

1:23:47

family joe you don't need to do this they

1:23:50

wait no suffer me to judge usually

1:23:52

make like working out tic tacs tic think that be hilarious

1:23:55

the you giving advice on what i'm working out

1:23:59

maybe if i could master my spinning

1:24:02

the joe rogan love

1:24:04

he's the one kid wonder

1:24:06

the one talks about his mean spin kick

1:24:10

i could be a hater to seems like he's pushing it

1:24:12

at at it i'm not who i don't know anything bad

1:24:14

about sports a powerful correct but look he pushes

1:24:17

it at the end watch he pushes it

1:24:19

miyagi don't and he's known to have one

1:24:21

on this some of the strongest cakes many

1:24:24

it's weird yeah i think you just

1:24:26

practices move over our

1:24:28

the here but okay so i'm gonna

1:24:30

fucking monster around house down

1:24:33

amongst around house people are

1:24:36

throw suggestions and the donations here

1:24:39

eat another ship even other fired a

1:24:41

spicy chair

1:24:43

while and smoke some gars yeah let's

1:24:46

, get some forget your they had

1:24:48

a guard to the situation or is good

1:24:50

in in even you can just

1:24:52

make one of those intros like it is one on

1:24:54

an alpha male looks like and i'll just caught my

1:24:57

not a bunch of old clips together i'll

1:24:59

do a neuroscientist okay

1:25:01

, interesting

1:25:04

you can degrade some women

1:25:07

the rye women yeah this is my

1:25:09

was ila she's up and

1:25:11

listen to me i can do these wacky

1:25:13

accent

1:25:15

the not gonna lie

1:25:18

right well that's something come up do an episode

1:25:20

entire episode on the treadmill

1:25:23

that's pretty of

1:25:25

god of will be like

1:25:29

and you should

1:25:32

i even ask

1:25:33

inappropriate

1:25:35

now i'm gonna carry land on

1:25:39

if you think it's inappropriate is

1:25:42

so there is

1:25:45

someone deep fake the little mermaid to be

1:25:47

white can you fucking believe the psychos

1:25:49

curses agree that we touched on this

1:25:51

yesterday just how psychotic these

1:25:55

people obsessed with areal ariel being

1:25:57

white credits to memory

1:26:00

artificial intelligence scientist

1:26:02

he fix the little mermaid and turned the woke

1:26:04

actor is it if she's black

1:26:06

that is that maker of woke after

1:26:09

he was really poor woke dude

1:26:12

it's like that quartering name or you made it

1:26:14

political by putting a black widow

1:26:16

fuck woke actor

1:26:18

you do anything about her

1:26:21

into a ginger white girl he says he could fix

1:26:23

the whole movie when it comes out

1:26:26

it's over for work so do you understand

1:26:29

how fucking loss you are if you're going to sit

1:26:31

down a while who were this

1:26:33

whole movie that you probably don't even care about wouldn't

1:26:35

watch otherwise i knew it

1:26:39

i love this no this

1:26:41

is purely educational do not interpret

1:26:43

this in a racists where okay

1:26:45

the use the word fix

1:26:47

what you mean do not interpret this in a racist way

1:26:50

that's that's a problem

1:26:52

he

1:26:54

interesting

1:26:57

apparently this guy got immediately band

1:26:59

scan of funny loved , diana

1:27:02

one that he tag that actually made

1:27:04

it we found a backup

1:27:07

the video i think it's in the dark

1:27:10

oh for real yeah right

1:27:12

here we go i present

1:27:14

to you the

1:27:17

cutting edge of white supremacy

1:27:19

science we

1:27:23

have a whole basement of sweaty

1:27:25

overweight net bearded white supremacists

1:27:29

a crunching on supercomputers to bambee

1:27:31

alex

1:27:34

grey

1:27:34

the

1:27:36

i have only love that man

1:27:41

bro

1:27:42

just think about what you're doing

1:27:44

in life in

1:27:47

the rain it's twenty

1:27:49

twenty and you're spending your time changing

1:27:51

someone's color in a movie to

1:27:54

be why

1:27:56

this is think about this

1:28:00

in a movie

1:28:02

she's not even a real person the

1:28:04

fish person external

1:28:06

character

1:28:07

one of my favorite retorts i saw mine was like

1:28:10

wow you guys inhabit guys inhabit with race swapping

1:28:13

jesus she's

1:28:15

of course middle eastern

1:28:17

very dark skin

1:28:25

the alerted do closed

1:28:30

that's pretty fun pretty interesting

1:28:33

let's get onto

1:28:36

the tryna , towards the

1:28:39

hr segment here's

1:28:42

one more said hanks one that is

1:28:45

awesome said hanks friend of the show

1:28:48

enemy the show really should hang speaking

1:28:50

at recovery day and when day

1:28:52

peg what his recovery dame

1:28:55

bird

1:28:56

for addicts know so it's a good thing

1:28:59

he's doing a great service there for the people went

1:29:01

up there god so who for the five people here washing

1:29:04

cars , see change analyze analyze

1:29:07

has got a problem with the words the raising

1:29:11

a problem of the problem god zero

1:29:14

people raise my go home with

1:29:16

the we're gonna

1:29:20

give a fuck over yourself or

1:29:22

it's a family event by the way nobody's

1:29:24

, my hair nobody's got

1:29:27

a problem with godaddy know what he means by the

1:29:29

yeah i got a problem with god

1:29:34

awesome nami

1:29:37

, whether whether

1:29:39

want a jury before can knock off knock rc

1:29:42

cola real mother fucking coke

1:29:44

what and every step of living

1:29:47

here on the stage talking

1:29:49

to stage guys disintegrate

1:29:51

got others pair hitler's birds walking

1:29:53

up the stage some the please stop cursing

1:29:56

as they have kids they're your ,

1:29:58

good god or what

1:30:00

your fucking get down with god

1:30:02

you're rub dicks with god like me with dogs

1:30:05

like that

1:30:06

hey thanks for coming out

1:30:08

what grade are you in some as

1:30:11

joker brains

1:30:14

yeah if you ain't down with god

1:30:16

you did up fuckin leave

1:30:18

yeah

1:30:21

a little a little boy you go to church and sudden they get

1:30:23

the fuck outta here

1:30:26

what your

1:30:28

fucking mouth oh my god

1:30:31

if they said please watch

1:30:33

your mouth i have kids here and he says you was

1:30:35

your fucking mouth is grace of god

1:30:38

what can we get a little grace year words

1:30:40

god's grace when

1:30:43

no way this is up and hogan

1:30:47

, two for what's your fucking mouth

1:30:50

to this to a train wreck

1:30:54

why is this

1:30:56

there were any recovery either is he did

1:30:59

what he recovered from exactly he's worse

1:31:01

than ever was the brain on

1:31:03

god is not better than his brain on whatever fuck

1:31:05

he was before said , him back

1:31:07

on and you don't like

1:31:09

gone cigarettes fuck you

1:31:13

this is like belligerent come

1:31:16

, of his buddies buddies

1:31:18

, the bodies are in bodies fight

1:31:22

and he signing see it on some

1:31:24

used to on you guys are

1:31:27

not me to part of our marriage for the children

1:31:29

bus be from the heart of the global

1:31:31

food he doesn't want you drop and eaten when you cursing

1:31:34

around us kids like

1:31:36

the us people nahar and that means dropsy

1:31:38

you

1:31:40

matthew i'm used to attack

1:31:42

in these parents santa barbara shit

1:31:45

, was so people santa barbara there's

1:31:48

like like low carb is only

1:31:50

like ten people there to there tom

1:31:52

hanks com get your son

1:31:56

holy shit you

1:31:58

want your children of years

1:31:59

the boy fairly it has taken

1:32:02

somewhere else right now respectfully

1:32:04

what this this

1:32:07

this is a family friendly van the children area

1:32:09

was about fifty meters off from the stage

1:32:12

what i'm sure that with

1:32:15

anybody i

1:32:17

try to avoid data he really thinks he's doing

1:32:19

something always pays him back where back where he's like tim

1:32:21

robbins rhino this kind masterpiece

1:32:25

your you don't fuck with god

1:32:27

that

1:32:29

i'm not fuck you and your kids

1:32:32

this is what pinocchio grows up to be her

1:32:34

hair pinocchio

1:32:37

where she didn't become a real boy now to

1:32:40

revisit and go deeper

1:32:42

pinocchio that quit to me that get oh mannequin

1:32:46

then why did not have any way i've never advertise

1:32:48

their shoes i don't want anybody

1:32:50

not confined to be treated like treated movie of puzzling

1:32:53

you know it a cigars and looking at the right

1:32:55

now and it's they didn't have probably

1:32:58

seen someone fucking than fucking than the stuff

1:33:00

like that wrong snow

1:33:04

the performer for him was a drag queen from

1:33:06

canada drag race

1:33:08

nobody stake in that eating

1:33:09

it was thinking your unhinge

1:33:11

belligerent fuck you

1:33:13

he must be i

1:33:16

maybe he's on my check them out seems

1:33:19

like he just a few lion resign

1:33:23

i'm so loud it

1:33:26

robbing the can someone fucking

1:33:28

better the fuck this guy like that goes

1:33:31

up here a few seconds ago always

1:33:33

insulting the last for last drag

1:33:36

queen he called him called cool

1:33:39

why you see there is

1:33:42

crazy this isn't a bit

1:33:44

like this is inappropriate right now

1:33:46

oh wow

1:33:49

that it wasn't a little video just another first mark

1:33:51

my glad

1:33:53

i said it before and i'll say it again that's

1:33:55

not thompson that for as the sun ray pacifica

1:33:58

ah

1:33:59

that ever you say that with effect on

1:34:02

earth are speaking of latin and that's

1:34:04

for his for

1:34:06

his junior that's true that's is for

1:34:08

son we always wonder what happened to him yeah

1:34:11

you the and character one houston

1:34:15

i cannot be right now and if

1:34:18

they didn't have many probably doesn't so

1:34:20

much fucking better the fuck this guy like

1:34:22

that so close up here a few seconds ago

1:34:24

i love that he does you probably think i'm so much

1:34:27

better you than you like this other fucking

1:34:29

loser before me that i am so much better than

1:34:32

glass , lack of sleep

1:34:35

seizes hobbit tom hanks in think

1:34:37

this was the chocolate use gonna get from his life never

1:34:39

know what you're gonna guess that's

1:34:41

gonna guess metaphor for kids one chocolate

1:34:44

is like his son that looks just like

1:34:46

a minute normal

1:34:47

then one chocolate his chair

1:34:49

you never know what you're gonna guess

1:34:52

as to where is it ever spoken mr

1:34:55

hanks

1:34:56

oh my god

1:35:01

oh okay we're

1:35:06

, leaving

1:35:08

old people are people look

1:35:11

at the people are clearing out this one news this you

1:35:14

auto care of

1:35:18

these girls were huge fans of the drag queen

1:35:20

they walked off after hearing chat call them

1:35:22

kooks

1:35:26

this might be the best melt down i've

1:35:28

ever seen on saito thing i've ever seen anything

1:35:30

like this

1:35:31

this

1:35:34

is really incredible

1:35:37

no bombing today auto

1:35:40

destruct

1:35:46

right now the point is right now nobody

1:35:48

left powder stuff

1:35:51

since abuse and addiction are serious issues

1:35:53

people could suffer with

1:35:55

recovery the hard journey and long journey

1:35:57

helping people before you heal

1:36:00

the only harmful to your own progress but i'm

1:36:02

for the people you're trying to help

1:36:05

helping people they words

1:36:07

they mean helping people the oh before you

1:36:09

yeah yeah so they're say he hasn't healed

1:36:12

himself he's not ready to help others as

1:36:14

well i think he might actually still be i so

1:36:17

that's probably the first step and being sober

1:36:19

nobody ever he

1:36:21

added

1:36:23

right now he

1:36:25

has care so

1:36:30

thin do apologize

1:36:35

you hear ya know

1:36:37

i need this whole thing this is i

1:36:39

only got to miss the a it can we

1:36:41

find this whole performance but

1:36:44

you

1:36:45

mean this is really

1:36:47

something special going on here

1:36:50

yeah i'm in a who notices

1:36:52

really broadcast or anything it just seems to be

1:36:54

somebody according on their cellphone but

1:36:57

can see that account has more videos

1:37:01

chet hanks actually

1:37:04

here's the patio

1:37:06

ak his dad they

1:37:08

built him

1:37:10

incredibly much opportunity

1:37:12

fox with watching star that air

1:37:15

yeah

1:37:17

the great master provision interesting

1:37:20

there is a masterpiece their i

1:37:22

think tommy the stairs start taken less roles

1:37:25

and well i'm without her

1:37:26

just a week ago they the whole family

1:37:29

at a public dinner at a restaurant and it

1:37:31

looks flag tom hanks wife

1:37:33

rita was crying

1:37:35

really we had was shut their

1:37:37

yeah i'm nick is there to

1:37:40

the certain a normal one ah

1:37:42

the elliot that denied is not readers

1:37:45

not readers right

1:37:46

they have different mom bread with the readers

1:37:48

crying at dinner

1:37:50

mom is jenny

1:37:52

the exact what he is obvious enough

1:37:56

there is a part to on

1:37:58

their settlements

1:37:59

they need more or will live for

1:38:02

more evidence for a i injected into my

1:38:04

fucking veins bro i need

1:38:06

this whole damn who have dogs

1:38:09

former minutes oh my god i'm so lucky

1:38:12

to have this and nobody seen

1:38:14

the soyuz sixty soyuz sixty

1:38:17

oh shit the perilous

1:38:20

perilous , is that

1:38:22

to be that i was craving for myself

1:38:24

every day or do something your

1:38:27

there's literally nobody there's now

1:38:30

they're panning back and forth there's nobody

1:38:32

there i'll do anything not

1:38:34

feel like

1:38:38

the i did one thing that i knew always

1:38:40

made me feel a little good

1:38:42

about myself with women have been

1:38:45

down on the ground and knock out a hundred

1:38:47

birds dot ,

1:38:49

the ground ground

1:38:51

starfish fuckin for him

1:38:54

y'all houses that's

1:38:56

basically on par with teamsters take

1:38:58

teamsters couple sips a beard theories it

1:39:01

takes some love now that's better than

1:39:03

beard and three subsidiary

1:39:05

better

1:39:07

a little bit better about myself

1:39:09

after that and i told myself

1:39:12

i'll keep doing this every day i'll

1:39:14

do at least a hundred burmese every

1:39:17

murphy's for god your

1:39:18

why it a was no one like

1:39:20

cut the might

1:39:22

i don't the getting ready there's

1:39:24

no good a headliner may or may may

1:39:26

have paid him to be the very well for gonna

1:39:30

cut off

1:39:31

like he's been a celebrity headline said

1:39:33

than that yeah

1:39:35

this man bus down a hundred burpee the

1:39:37

day

1:39:40

that's

1:39:43

what it started off as i

1:39:46

, saw facing i

1:39:48

never stand as it i'm saying is work saying the crowd

1:39:50

there's nobody crowd

1:39:52

when

1:39:54

and the first part there was like you know twenty

1:39:56

thirty people showed her shoulder

1:40:00

the giving you i felt gave to see why am

1:40:03

i , worthless worthless felt i

1:40:07

people like i'm not i do i thought

1:40:09

game i gotta get fuzzy of beer

1:40:11

mat the sheer the state assets and state know

1:40:13

like that they some of the same as such as

1:40:17

so inspirational man go

1:40:20

again such mean this

1:40:22

was the headline speaker

1:40:24

the other income that opted out of

1:40:26

money know for a good my friend show

1:40:28

up skimmer i won't happen

1:40:29

the day when a pig's website hanks

1:40:31

was the events headline speaker in a lineup

1:40:33

that also included canada's drag race alumni

1:40:35

juice box power candles gender

1:40:38

and towns and american actor

1:40:40

honey done

1:40:41

you gotta love that he just went straight for that

1:40:43

other person's throat give

1:40:45

me five hundred bucks poised to be my burpee man

1:40:47

and where did

1:40:49

what i pay automated set rise i his

1:40:51

son i was at the other ash

1:40:53

is colin hanks not

1:40:56

i know they differ mom's rises

1:40:59

gave him a call and my mom

1:41:01

is a member those my we are gonna okay

1:41:04

sorry i had it in reverse

1:41:06

readers are either more regret

1:41:08

that the people there but chat probably have reversed

1:41:10

souvenir they thought they were your head hall

1:41:12

and oates

1:41:20

i got a really good shape from doing

1:41:22

that i got out of rehab on

1:41:24

the film say foods has to be alive and sober

1:41:27

i was broken i had no idea

1:41:29

how i'm gonna make a living for myself

1:41:31

you are my role hundred don't stop with the poor

1:41:33

after damage that off right yeah i mean

1:41:36

like don't even act like you're broken didn't

1:41:38

have money to stop

1:41:39

you don't like this dude out a private

1:41:42

that you always had a fat apartment like

1:41:44

on the beach in santa monica they probably was at

1:41:46

some like four seasons recovery clinic

1:41:49

stop it bro i felt worthless

1:41:52

let us did you feel for i felt ugly

1:41:54

then i phone gay are aware

1:41:57

of it out of this like that be fairly

1:41:59

home america

1:41:59

did the his when he tried

1:42:02

to stick the landing on that am i didn't like

1:42:04

, much as much like that

1:42:06

they some what they told me oh

1:42:09

my god tom has four kids

1:42:11

who said he had to

1:42:14

the has four kids were okay sorry

1:42:17

don't know all the all the lower

1:42:19

about the hanks clan

1:42:20

when reader was crying there were two sons present

1:42:23

that's what i know

1:42:25

they go is chat you think goes from this

1:42:28

no that's this is before

1:42:30

i mean this is after

1:42:31

collins shirt elizabeth and

1:42:34

room and

1:42:36

who was a little of into my what are they look like their

1:42:38

pictures i might wanna know what they look like

1:42:41

get a more collin or more

1:42:45

seekers his such an incredible

1:42:48

home looks just like of bad or that kid

1:42:50

looks like bob dylan what like bob dylan

1:42:52

as a kid i swear to god that's like spitting

1:42:54

image bob dylan

1:42:58

gabi on bob died

1:43:00

no i see it and dude

1:43:02

who is this

1:43:04

i guess this year i see it interface

1:43:08

i don't during the museum altogether

1:43:11

you know

1:43:13

i don't recognize her holy

1:43:15

shit he does like exactly like the dude

1:43:17

but it only says is crazy it'll

1:43:20

pop it up

1:43:21

showed the the people

1:43:29

britain image of the man look at that young

1:43:31

bob dylan is tom hanks son

1:43:34

i assure them on

1:43:36

sale

1:43:38

thank you

1:43:39

persona

1:43:42

already said please

1:43:44

inspire us when i , tear

1:43:47

i was just as grateful then at

1:43:50

the beginning than with somebody had says they dated

1:43:52

chat if that's true

1:43:55

reach out to

1:43:58

one of these guys on discord

1:43:59

we want to hear about that what do we do about

1:44:02

it

1:44:04

and then i'm going to keep my life

1:44:07

just as simple as that out

1:44:09

here in the world as i did and or

1:44:11

he had his nose in rehab is doing

1:44:13

bourbon and i would have a nice rehab

1:44:15

would normally causes of the horseback ride

1:44:18

through the

1:44:25

the water was around the place local

1:44:28

i would

1:44:28

doing that than i

1:44:30

had been doing all the of shriver give

1:44:32

any or all the other stuff that i had the don't

1:44:34

often thought i saw dot out at home

1:44:36

and of other in my life

1:44:41

the anywhere you are either i'd like

1:44:43

to do my work out posting my brothers

1:44:45

my structure my with my purpose

1:44:47

as much as long as the my meditation so

1:44:50

on and so forth for the my body handful

1:44:54

i'm having

1:44:57

with a lot of people will start illegally actually

1:45:01

the summer check in donations because it's insane

1:45:05

ha i dated share a year ago around

1:45:07

this time we were photographed hear them santa

1:45:09

monica i want to give them a chance based on his public

1:45:11

perception he was sober was always

1:45:13

kind to me what needs

1:45:15

to field nurtured to heal okay there

1:45:17

you go from olivia he

1:45:20

dated chat chatting you