Emma, Mel and Ryan get down in the dirt on this episode to uncover the least talked about, but most important reporting scoops of our time. How do men get in the bath? Why is sugar used as a placebo? Where are all those dang dead bodies going?

Dog Training: Your Inner Wolf

Feb 3rd, 2021 51m 42s

Have your base desires ever compelled you to eat too much Chipotle? If so, Half Assed Master Class can help you through these cravings by applying the sage advice of dog trainer Brandon McMillan. Mel, Emma and Ryan discuss their inner demons, f

Poker: Half Assed Monster Mash Class

Jan 13th, 2021 55m 32s

We’re all just getting back into the groove of things after a brief hiatus. And what better way to get groovy than a deep dive analysis of everyone’s Halloween anthem? We discuss the Monster Mash, bluffing, the poker dream team, and much more.

Space Exploration: Smells Doesn’t It?

Dec 29th, 2020 58m

This week Emma and Mel blast off to a remote cabin, simulating a space shuttle environment, meanwhile Ryan botches the assignment. Our hosts role play an interview at NASA covering space etiquette, astronaut humor and celestial patriotism.

Game Design: The Wrongful Game of Life

Dec 15th, 2020 46m 34s

Welcome to our first flop! In this episode, Mel, Ryan and Emma learn about Will Wright’s Masterclass on Game Design, catch up on our secret passions, and design our very own games!

Negotiations: You Against the Canadian Tuxedo

Dec 1st, 2020 39m 10s

Prior to this episode Ryan gave Mel and Emma an assignment related to the Master Class he watched without telling them what the topic was. In this episode we discuss the results of the assignment and Mel and Emma attempt to guess the subject of