Another Halfsie episode that's just as juicy as a 'Regular.' We discuss children's too-fast growth (vis a vis our aging insecurities) and whether babysitters should ask for feedback on their burlesque acts to their charges. Are 'commitment ceremonies' a thing, or is it best to get gay married – and divorce 2+ times? Plus, the Vanderbilts and the Roosevelts showed variegated rich people taste levels – where do you land? And please kindly donate to our Patreon for cool extras!!! https://www.patreon.com/halfwaytherethepodcast. Episode cringe factor: 4.8/11