Geoff returns to tell us all about the birth of his son, in a bath, in the loungeroom. See episode 23 to hear how he felt before the baby arrived.

Topics include:

A home birth story- Grateful to have a boring birth.

The calmness of the midwives.

The pros of birthing in water.

First contact- watching the baby emerge.

Videos of perfect births in jungle streams.

A Scottish home birth for Derek!

Placenta encapsulation.

An unsettling tangent into horror movies.

Life will never be the same again.

A father's relationship with the baby doesn't really start until the birth.

The biological meaning of life is to pass on your genetic information.

Jaundice.

Ultra sound.

The hairy nipple of disappointment.

Annoying baby advice.

Try to enjoy the chaos.

Working at home.

Bring on the positive birth stories!

Monetize the baby!

When your baby looks like Hitler.