In which we are… winging it (we already used that pun, but whatever). It’s the Month of Love, and we’re spending some quality time with TikTok’s favorite fantasy romance book. But how “spicy” is it? What are the four F’s of dragon riding? How would you even take your centaur boyfriend to a drive-in movie?

Plus, egg fertilization, the joys of military school, and uncovering a dairy conspiracy.