In which we are having a Boll-ywood… with special guest Amrita Suresh! (Jyotsna’s sister, a.k.a. the most famous brown person in New England.) This week, we’re taking on a classic of Indian cinema, and getting in touch with our swaggy sides. But why does Shah Rukh Khan cry so damn much? Who's the world's most successful ugly person? Where should white people colonize next?

Plus, our favorite Bollywood tropes, the sluttiest continent, and a cookie recipe worth dying for. Damn, man!