In which we are Gerry excited for the final rose. Our Old Bach is about to choose his future wife, and we're pretty sure we know who it is. But who should be the first Golden Bachelorette? Which of the season's contestants do we think were lesbians all along? Is it elder abuse to make an old man night drive on TV?

Plus, Kamala Harris, our pitch for Golden Bachelor in Paradise, and a frank discussion about old people sex.