I AM BACKKKK!!! And better than ever! Enjoy this episode, it's very important to me! Listen to me talk about how some men are absolute pigs to women in public, and most importantly enjoy the story of how I traveled 2000 miles to go meet a girl

She Was Wanted For MURDER?!

Apr 15th, 2023 52m 20s

Talking about a special trip coming up, a man fights a demon while naked, a lady was a person of interest for a double homocide, and more in this episode! Mad love to you all, and enjoy! Send crazy stories/questions/whatever you want me to read

People Need Basic Knowledge

Apr 7th, 2023 52m 41s

Didn't start this episode with a good start! But we carry on... talking about dudes that annoyed me while waiting in line, reflecting back on 2 of my previous episodes involving my family, and about how I am sick of saying things that seems lik

TikTok Tea Time

Mar 30th, 2023 50m 50s

Reading emails from you all, a famous TikTok influencer turns out to be a POS, and knowing that you need to put your happiness before others! (Also I received a rather spicy gift in the mail)Mad love to you all, and enjoy! Send crazy stories/qu

The Wannabe Saddest Emo

Mar 21st, 2023 1h 8m

Let’s talk about what’s been bugging me lately. A shirt order mishap that upset me, McDonald’s workers slacking, a “famous emo rock” artist hitting me up, and BS tiktok videos. Also, I read some more emails from YOU! Mad love to you all, and en

He Asked Me What?!

Mar 10th, 2023 1h 20m

HE IS BACK B*TCHES! Sorry not sorry for taking a week off, mental health and all, you know? Well, I'm back and here to give you some updates in my life, talk about a SPECIAL, super special guest I will be having on the podcast in the near futur

Holy Water Mailbox Court Case

Feb 19th, 2023 1h 13m

My dog Jamie went full attack mode, my car's horn freaks people out, a woman sprays holy water on her mail box, breaking out of your shell, and more in this episode of Happily Depressed! Send crazy stories/questions/whatever you want me to read

Bro Is A Botoxed Criminal?!

Feb 10th, 2023 1h 19m

In this episode I read some emails that fans sent! And it gets wild!!! Mother lies about having cancer, an older guy catfishes a girl, a married woman is snapchatting 4 separate guys, and more!!! Buckle up for some of these stories! Hope you en

She Was Not Happy (pt. 2)

Jan 31st, 2023 1h 41m

FIRST OFF! The mic quality isn't as good as normal caaauusee your loveable idiot was so into making this episode that I didn't even realize the mic wasn't plugged in until after recording! (smh) So bear with me and hopefully still enjoy! NOW!!!

Would Jesus Follow Me On TikTok? (pt. 1)

Jan 21st, 2023 1h 31m

This episode was a long (ish) time coming. I discuss religion, things I dislike in ways that Christians are, and I leave you in suspense with a "To Be Continued..." on the story of what happened when my Mom kicked me out of the family and "diso

Sick As A Dog

Jan 14th, 2023 45m 26s

My dog Jamie got sick and exploded in the vet clinic, my jeep almost caught fire, and a store employee was very unhelpful... let's get into it!send crazy stories/questions/whatever you want me to read or give advice or my views on to the email

Origins Suck

Jan 4th, 2023 40m 9s

Welcome to Happily Depressed! This is the first episode of, hopefully, many to come. Sit back, relax, and possibly enjoy a brief run through of why Colton (that's me) started this podcast, what kind of entails the meaning of Happily Depressed,

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