We at Hard Choices like to think we have our fingers on the throbbing pulse of pop culture, so when Baldur's Gate 3 won just about every Game of the Year award purely out of how horny it made everyone, we knew we couldn't pass up the opportunity to explore the delicious nooks and sweaty crannies of the Sword Coast through the lens of this groundbreaking, bed-shaking trilogy. Join Dan, Maq, Miles, and Meganbob as we ask: which heroes and villains are we saving our highest-level spell slots for, and which ones are we leaving behind in the deservedly Forgotten Realms? When everything from vampires to mind flayers to actual bears are on the table, is any monsterfucker truly safe? And most importantly, how do we feel about possibly having a miniature giant space hamster secretly watching our every thrust and gasp?

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