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Chapter 104 The Truth, Part 1 Riddles
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and Answers June
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13th, 1992 It
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was the last week of school in Hogwarts,
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and Professor Quirrell was still alive.
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Barely.
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The defence professor himself would be
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in a healer's bed this day,
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as he had been for almost the last week.
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Hogwarts tradition said that exams
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were given in the first week of June, that
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exam results were released the second
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week, and that in the third week
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there would be the leave-taking feast
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on Sunday, and the Hogwarts Express
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transporting you to London on Monday.
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Harry had wondered, a long time ago
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when he'd first read about that schedule,
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just what exactly the students
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did during the rest of the
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second week of June, since waiting
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for exam results didn't sound
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like much,
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and the answer had surprised him
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when he'd found out. But
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now the second week of June was
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done as well, and it
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was Saturday.
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There was nothing left of the year but the
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leave-taking feast on the 14th, and
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the Hogwarts Express ride on the 15th.
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And nothing
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had been answered. Nothing
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had been resolved.
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Hermione's killer hadn't been
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found. Somehow
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Harry had been thinking that, surely,
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all the truth would come out by the end of the
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school year.
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Like that was the end of a mystery
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novel, and the mystery's answer
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had been promised him. Certainly
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it had to be known by the time the defence
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professor… died. It
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couldn't be allowed for Professor Quirrell
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to die without… without knowing
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the answer,
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without everything being neatly
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resolved.
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Not exam grades, certainly
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not death. It was only
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truth that finished a story.
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But unless you bought
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Draco Malfoy's latest theory that
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Professor Sprout had been assigning and grading
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less homework around the time of Hermione
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being framed for attempted murder, thereby
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proving that Professor Sprout had been spending
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her time setting it up, the
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truth remained unfound.
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And instead, like
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the world had priorities that were more
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like other people's way of thinking, the
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year was going to end with a climactic
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Quidditch match.
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In the air above the stadium, distant
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figures on broomsticks swooped and pirouetted
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and spun around each other.
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The red purplish, truncated
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tetrahedron that was the Quaffle was
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caught, tossed, blocked, and
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occasionally thrown through floating hoops,
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accompanied by stadium-rocking cries
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of triumph or dismay.
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Blue and green and yellow
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and red-trimmed robes shouted with
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enthusiasm that people felt so
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easily when no action would be required
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from them personally.
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It was the first Quidditch match
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Harry had attended at Hogwarts, and
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had already decided that it would be
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the last.
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Davies has the Quaffle! shouted
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the amplified voice of Lee Jordan. That's
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another ten points for Ravenclaw in
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seven, six, five,
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holy smokes he's done it already!
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Smack through the centre of the central
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hoop! I've never seen such a
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winning streak! I'm calling it right now
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for Davies becoming captain next year
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after Bolton steps down!
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Lee's voice cut out abruptly and
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Professor The Conical's own amplified
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voice said, This
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the Ravenclaw team's own business,
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Mr. Jordan. Confine
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yourself to the match, please.
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And the Slytherins take position. Flint hands
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off the Quavul to the lovely... Mr.
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Jordan! To the merely
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acceptable Sharon Viscato, whose hair
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trails behind her like a comet as she blazes
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toward the Ravenclaw defense. Now with two
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blood is enclosed pursuit, Pucys on
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Sharon's tail. What are you doing,
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Ingleby? And she swerves in
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mid-air to a wha... Is that the snitch?
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Go, Cho-Cha, go! Higgs is already...
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What are you two doing? Came
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to you, Mr. Jordan. How
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am I supposed to calm down? That
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was the worst misplay I've ever
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seen. And the snitch is gone.
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Maybe gone for good after being missed that badly.
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Pucys heading up towards the goal post. Ingleby's
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nowhere near him!
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In a distant era of history,
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maybe in another world entirely,
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Professor Quirrell had undertaken that
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the House Cup would be awarded to
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either Slytherin or Ravenclaw.
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Or possibly somehow both.
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For he had promised that three
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wishes would be granted.
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So far, it was looking good
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on two out of three.
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If you just went by the current score,
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Hufflepuff was leading the race for the House
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Cup by something like 500 points,
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thanks to Hufflepuff's students doing
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their homework and staying out
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of trouble.
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It appeared that Professor Snape had
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been strategically taking quite
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a lot of points from Hufflepuff for, uh,
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the last seven years or so?
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His Slytherin House, reigning champion
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for the last seven years, still
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had to its advantage a certain... generosity
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of its head of House in handing out points. And
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this was surprising. to put it neck and neck
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with Ravenclaw House, home of
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the academic achievers. Gryffindor
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was far behind in the last place, as
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befit the house of non-conformists.
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Gryffindor had Slytherin's profile
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when it came to academics and mischief only
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without the advantage of Professor Snape.
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Even Fred and George had barely
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broken even on the year.
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Ravenclaw House and Slytherin House both
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needed a lot of points from somewhere
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if either wanted to catch up with Hufflepuff
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in the next two days.
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And so far as anyone knew, Professor
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Quirrell hadn't done a single thing
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leading to the obvious result. It
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was happening all by itself, now
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that one lone professor in Hogwarts
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had taught a class with creative
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problem-solving.
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The final Quidditch match of the year was
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between Ravenclaw and Slytherin.
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Earlier in the year, Gryffindor's initial
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Quidditch lead had vanished after their
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new seeker, Emmett Shear, fell
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off a possibly malfunctioning broomstick
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during his second game.
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This had also required some hasty
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rescheduling of the remaining games. This,
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the final game of the year, wouldn't
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end until the snitch was
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caught.
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Quidditch scores added directly
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onto the house points total. And
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what did you know?
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Today it seemed that both the Slytherin
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and Ravenclaw seekers just
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could not catch
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the snitch. The
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snitch was practically on top of you,
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you demise dimwit! Language,
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Mr. Jordan, I'll remove you
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from this game. No, it
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was a terrible play, I
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admit. Harry had
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to admit that Lee Jordan and Professor
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McGonagall had a wonderful conversation. mid-ick
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routine, with Jordan as
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the banana man and Professor McGonagall
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as the straight woman. Harry
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now felt a little sorry to have missed
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it at the earlier Quidditch matches.
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It was a side of Professor McGonagall
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he hadn't seen before.
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A few seats down from where Harry sat
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in the Hufflepuff section of the Quidditch stands,
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there lurked the hulking form of
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Cedric Diggory.
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The super Hufflepuff had observed
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the most recent near-air collision
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between Cho Chang and Terrence Higgs
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with the keen eye of a wizard who was
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a seeker and a Quidditch captain
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in his own right.
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The Ravenclaw seekers knew, Cedric
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said, but Higgs is in his seventh
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year. I've played against him. He's
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better than that. You
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think it's a strategy? asked
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one of the Hufflepuff sitting next to Cedric. It
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would make sense if Slytherin needed some extra
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points to lead for the Quidditch Cup. Cedric
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said, but Slytherin already
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has us beat for the title. What are
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they thinking? They could have won
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right there. The
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game had started at six o'clock in the
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afternoon. A typical game
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would have gone until seven or so, at
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which point it would have been time for dinner.
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June in Scotland meant plenty
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of daylight. Sunset wasn't
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until ten.
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It was at eight p.m.
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and six minutes, according to Harry's
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Watch, when Slytherin had just scored
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another ten points, bringing
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the score to 170 to 140 when Cedric Diggory leapt
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out of his seat and shouted,
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Those
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bastards!
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Yeah! cried a young
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boy beside him, leaping to his own feet.
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Who do they think they are, scoring points?
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Not that! cried Cedric
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Diggory. They're... they're
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trying to steal the cup from us! But
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we're not in the running anymore for… not
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the Quidditch Cup, the House
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Cup!" The word
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spread with cries of outrage.
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That was Harry's cue.
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Harry politely asked a Hufflepuff
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Witch sitting next to him, and another
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Hufflepuff sitting one row above him if
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they could move aside. Then
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Harry drew forth from his pouch a huge
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scroll, and unfurled it into
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a two-meter-tall banner which
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stuck in place in mid-air.
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The enchantment had been done courtesy
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of a sixth-year Ravenclaw who had
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a reputation for knowing less about Quidditch
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than Harry did.
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In huge, glowing purple
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letters, the sign read, Just
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by a clock to 0647.
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Beneath it was a snitch with a blinking
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red X over it. Second
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after second after second,
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the time counter incremented.
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As the counter rose higher, there
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seemed to be an awful lot of Hufflepuffs
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who'd decided that they wanted to sit
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next to Harry's banner.
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As the game dragged on past nine,
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there also seemed to be a lot of Gryffindors.
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As the sun set, and
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Harry started using Lumos to read
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his books, it'd given up on the
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actual game a long time ago. There
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were a noticeable number of Ravenclaws
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who'd betrayed patriotism for sanity,
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and Professor Sinestra, and
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Professor Vector, and
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as the stars began to come out,
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Professor Flitwick. The
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climactic final Quidditch game
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of the year dragged on.
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Other things Harry hadn't planned on, when
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he'd decided to do this, was that he
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would still be out here.
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Harry glanced at his watch, 11.04 at
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night.
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Harry was now reading a sixth-year
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Transfiguration textbook, or
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rather, he'd weeded the book open, illuminated
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by a muggle glowstick, while he
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did one of the exercises.
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Last week, when the graduating
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Ravenclaws were discussing their NEWT
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scores, Harry had overheard
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that upper-year Transfiguration practice
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involved several shaping
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exercises,
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that relied more on control and
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precise thinking than raw power. And
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Harry had promptly set out to learn
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those, whacking himself hard
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on the forehead for not trying to read all
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the later-year textbooks earlier.
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Professor McGonagall had approved Harry doing
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a shaping exercise that involved controlling
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the way in which a transfiguring
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object approached its final form.
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For example, transfiguring
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a quill so that the shaft grew
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out first, then the barbs.
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Harry was doing an analogous exercise
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with pencils, growing out the lead
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first, then surrounding it with
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wood, and finally having the
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eraser form on top. As
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Harry had suspected, focusing
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his attention and magic into a particular
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part of the pencil's ongoing transformation
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had proven similar to the mental
13:34
discipline used in partial Transfiguration,
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which could indeed have been
13:40
used to fake the same effect, by
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partially transfiguring only the outer
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layers of the object.
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This way was proving relatively
13:49
easier, though.
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Harry finished his current pencil and
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looked up at the Quidditch game, which was,
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check, still fantastically
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boring.
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Lee Jordan was commentating in a
14:02
tone of dull disgust. Another
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ten points! Yay! Whoopee!
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And now someone takes possession of the Quaffle
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again! Ask if I care
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who!
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Almost nobody remaining in the stands
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was paying attention either, since
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everyone who'd remained in the stadium
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seemed to have discovered a new and more
14:23
interesting sport. The debate
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about how to amend the House Cup
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rules and or
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Quidditch. The argument
14:33
had begun heated to the point where all
14:35
of the nearby professors were barely keeping
14:37
order at a level short of open combat.
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This argument, unfortunately,
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had considerably more than
14:45
two factions.
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Some darned busybodies
14:49
were proposing sensible-sounding alternatives
14:52
to eliminating the snitch entirely, and
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this was threatening to split the vote
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and sap the momentum for reform.
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In retrospect, Harry thought it
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would have been nice to have Draco unfurl
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his own banner from the Slytherin side,
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saying,
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Snitches are awesome!
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To set the polarity of the debate. Harry
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had squinted over at the Slytherin section
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earlier, but he hadn't been able to
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spot Draco anywhere in the stands.
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Severus Snape, who could also
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have been sympathetic enough to play the
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villainous opposition, was likewise
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nowhere to be seen.
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Mr. Potter! said
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a voice next to him.
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Beside Harry's seat was standing a short
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but older Hufflepuff boy, someone
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who'd never before come to Harry's attention,
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holding out a blank parchment
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envelope with wax stripped on the front.
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The wax was also blank,
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without impression. What
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is it? said Harry. It's
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me. said the boy. With
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the envelope you gave me, I
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know you said not to talk to you, but then
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don't talk to me, Harry
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said. The boy tossed
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the envelope at Harry and walked away, looking
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offended. It made
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Harry wince a little, but it probably
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hadn't been the wrong decision considering
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the temporal issues.
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Then Harry broke the unsigned
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wax seal and drew out the envelope's
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contents. It was parchment
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instead of the muggle paper that Harry would
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have expected, but the writing
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on it was his own handwriting, if
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done with a quill instead of a pen.
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The parchment said,
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Beware the constellation
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and help the watcher of stars.
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Pass unseen by the life-eater's
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confederates
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and by the wise and the
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well-meaning. Six and
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seven in a square in the place
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that is prohibited and bloody
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stupid.
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Harry took it in at a glance, then
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folded the paper again and put it back
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into his cloak with another exhaled
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sigh.
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Beware
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the constellation, really?
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Harry would have
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expected a riddle left by himself, to
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himself, to have been easier
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to interpret, though
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some parts were obvious enough.
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Clearly, future Harry had been
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worried about this paper being intercepted,
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and while present Harry wouldn't ordinarily
17:38
have thought of the local auras as the
17:41
ones in league with the dementors of Azkaban,
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maybe that had been the best way to say
17:46
aura without potentially
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tipping off anyone else who read the parchment
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and did their own best to decrypt it.
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Translating the idiom back
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out of the parseltongue he'd used during
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the incident with Azkaban, ban. That
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worked, Harry supposed.
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The note had said that Professor Quirrell
18:07
needed help, and that whatever
18:09
was going on needed to pass unnoticed
18:12
from the Aurors, and from
18:14
Dumbledore and McGonagall and
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Flitwick. Since time
18:18
turning was involved already, the obvious
18:20
solution was to leave for the Lou, travel
18:23
back in time, and return to the game
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right after he had left.
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Harry started to rise from his
18:30
seat, then hesitated.
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His Hufflepuff
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side was remarking something about leaving
18:36
the Auror escorts behind and not
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telling Professor McGonagall anything, and
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wondering if his future self
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was being stupid.
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Harry unfolded the parchment again,
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and took another glance at the contents. On
18:53
closer examination, the Riddleverse
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didn't say that Harry couldn't bring
18:58
anyone along.
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Draco Malfoy, was
19:02
he missing from the Quidditch game
19:04
because future Harry, hours
19:07
in the past, had brought Draco
19:09
with him as backup.
19:12
But that didn't make sense.
19:15
There wasn't much marginal improvement
19:17
in safety from bringing along another
19:20
first year.
19:22
Draco Malfoy would certainly
19:24
have been present, regardless
19:26
of his personal feelings about Quidditch, to
19:29
watch Slytherin clinch the
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House Cup.
19:33
Had something happened to
19:35
him? Suddenly,
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Harry didn't feel as
19:40
tired anymore. A
19:42
trickle of adrenaline
19:45
was starting to rise in Harry. But
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no, this wouldn't be like
19:51
the troll. The message
19:53
had told Harry when to arrive. Harry
19:55
wouldn't be too late. Not
20:00
this time.
20:02
He glanced over at where Cedric Diggory
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was looking back and forth, visibly
20:06
torn between a clutch of Ravenclaws
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arguing that the snitch had to be kept because
20:11
it was traditional and rules were rules,
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and a pack of Hufflepuffs saying that it wasn't
20:16
fair for the seeker to be more important
20:18
than the other players.
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Cedric Diggory had been
20:23
an excellent dueling tutor to Harry
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and Neville, and Harry
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had thought they'd established a good
20:29
relationship.
20:31
More importantly, a student
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taking literally all of the electives
20:36
would have his own time turner.
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Maybe Harry could try to get Cedric
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to go back in time with him.
20:44
The super Hufflepuff seemed like
20:46
a good spare want to have by your side
20:48
in any sort of sticky situation.
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Later, and earlier.
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Harry's watch now said 11.45, which
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translated to 6.45pm after looping back five hours.
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It's time.
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Harry murmured to the empty air
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and began walking down the third
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floor corridor above the grand staircase
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on the right hand side.
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The place that is prohibited
21:25
would ordinarily mean the Forbidden Forest. That
21:28
was probably what someone intercepting
21:30
the message was meant to think.
21:33
But the Forbidden Forest
21:35
was huge, and there
21:37
was more than one distinguished location
21:40
inside it.
21:42
No obvious shelling point
21:44
at which to rendezvous or find
21:46
some event that needed intervention. But
21:50
when you added the bloody stupid
21:53
modifier, there was only one
21:55
prohibited place in Hogwarts that fit.
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And so... Harry
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set forth on that outlawed
22:03
path where, if rumour spoke
22:05
true, all the first-year Gryffindors
22:08
had gone before. The
22:10
third-floor corridor,
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on the right-hand side, a
22:15
mysterious door leading to
22:17
a series of rooms filled with dangerous
22:19
and potentially lethal traps that
22:22
nobody could possibly get through, especially
22:25
if they were only in their first year.
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Harry didn't know himself what
22:31
sort of traps awaited, which,
22:34
on reflection, meant that the students
22:36
who had gone through had been surprisingly
22:38
scrupulous about not ruining the puzzle
22:40
for others. Maybe
22:43
there was a sign down there saying,
22:45
Don't give it away, just
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as a favour to me, sincerely,
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headmaster Dumbledore.
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All Harry knew so far was that
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the outer door would open to
22:59
Alohamora, and that the final
23:01
room contained a magic mirror that
23:03
would show your reflection in some situation
23:06
you found highly appealing, which
23:08
was apparently a big payoff.
23:12
The third-floor corridor was
23:14
illuminated by dim blue light
23:16
that seemed to come from nowhere, and
23:19
the arches were covered with cobwebs,
23:22
as though the corridor hadn't been used
23:24
in centuries rather than just
23:26
in the last year.
23:28
Harry's pouch was loaded with
23:31
useful muggle things, and
23:33
useful wizarding things, and
23:36
everything he'd found that could possibly
23:38
be a quest item.
23:40
Harry had asked Professor McGonagall
23:42
to recommend someone who could expand the
23:44
pouch's capacity, and she'd
23:46
just done it herself.
23:48
Harry had applied the charm he'd learned
23:51
from battles that made his glasses stick
23:53
to his face, regardless of how
23:55
his head moved.
23:57
Harry had refreshed the transfigurations
23:59
he wanted.
23:59
was maintaining,
24:01
both the tiny jewel in the ring on his hand,
24:04
and the other one, in case
24:06
he was knocked unconscious.
24:08
He wasn't literally ready
24:11
for anything, but Harry was
24:13
as ready as he thought he could be. The
24:16
five-sided floor tiles
24:18
creaked beneath Harry's shoes and
24:20
vanished behind him like the future
24:23
becoming the past.
24:25
It was almost 649. Six
24:29
and seven in a square. Obvious
24:32
if you thought in muggle math, otherwise not
24:34
so much. Just
24:37
as Harry was about to round another corner,
24:40
something tickled at the back of his
24:42
mind,
24:43
and he heard a soft voice
24:45
talking. Sensible
24:48
person. Wait
24:51
until later, after
24:53
a certain faculty had departed.
24:58
Harry stopped, then crept
25:00
forward as lightly as he could, not
25:03
going around the corner, trying
25:05
to hear Professor Quirrell's voice better.
25:09
There came a louder cough,
25:11
and then the soft voice spoke again
25:14
from around the corner. But
25:17
if they were also to
25:20
depart themselves at
25:23
the time, murmured the
25:25
voice, they might
25:27
think this final
25:30
game makes for
25:32
the best distraction
25:34
left in this year. A
25:38
predictable distraction. So
25:42
I looked to see what
25:45
people of significance
25:47
were not at
25:49
the game, and I
25:52
saw the headmaster missing,
25:55
for all my magic
25:58
tell me he could be
26:00
in another realm of existence.
26:04
I also saw your
26:06
own absence, so I
26:09
decided to go where
26:11
you were. This
26:15
is what I am doing
26:17
here. Now, what are you
26:19
doing here?" Harry
26:27
breathed shallowly and listened. Harry,
26:32
just how did you know
26:34
where I was? Drooled
26:37
the voice of Severus Snape, so much
26:39
louder that Harry nearly jumped. A
26:42
small coughing laugh. Check
26:48
your wand for
26:51
Trace.
26:54
Severus said something in magical
26:56
pseudo-Latin and then, you
27:00
dare tamper with my
27:03
wand? You dead! You
27:06
are a suspect,
27:10
just like myself,
27:13
so your false indignation
27:16
is wasted. However
27:19
finely crafted it may be. Now,
27:23
tell me, what are
27:26
you doing?"
27:29
I am watching
27:31
this door, said
27:34
the voice of Professor Snape, and
27:37
I will ask you to be
27:40
off from it. But on
27:43
whose authority
27:45
are you ordering
27:48
me, my
27:49
fellow Professor?
27:53
There was a pause then.
27:55
Why, the Headmasters. Came
28:00
the smooth voice of Severus Snape.
28:04
I was ordered by him to watch
28:07
this door during the Quidditch
28:09
match, and as a professor
28:13
I must obey his whims.
28:17
I shall have words about it with
28:19
the Board of Governors later,
28:22
but for now I am doing
28:25
as I must. Now
28:28
be off with your, as the
28:30
Headmaster desires. What?
28:34
You mean I am to
28:37
believe that you
28:40
abandoned your Slytherins
28:43
during their most important
28:47
game of the year, and
28:50
leapt up like a
28:53
dog
28:54
at Dumbledore's word?
28:58
Well, that, I must say, is
29:04
entirely plausible, even
29:08
so. I think it
29:10
would be wise if
29:13
I kept my own watch
29:15
over you while
29:17
you watch this fine
29:21
door.
29:23
There was a sound of rustling cloth
29:25
and a soft thud,
29:27
as if someone had sat down hard
29:29
upon the ground,
29:31
or maybe just fallen. Oh,
29:34
for the love of Merlin! Severus
29:37
Snape's voice now sounded angry. Get
29:41
up, you... Blah
29:43
blah blah blah blah blah blah... said
29:48
the Defence Professor's Zombie mode.
29:52
Get up! said
29:55
Severus Snape, and there was
29:57
a soft thud. Hell...
30:00
the Watcher of Stars."
30:04
Harry stepped around the corner,
30:06
though it was possible that he'd have done so
30:09
even without an intertemporal message.
30:12
And Professor Snape just
30:15
kicked Professor Quirrell. That
30:18
would have been foolhardy if Professor
30:20
Quirrell had been dead and buried. A round-topped
30:25
door of dark wood was framed
30:28
within a stone arch, set
30:30
within the dusty marble
30:32
bricks of Hogwarts.
30:34
Where a muggle would have set a doorknob,
30:37
there was only a handle of polished
30:40
metal.
30:41
There were no visible locks
30:44
or visible keyholes. Set
30:47
upon the wall to either side,
30:49
a pair of torches burned,
30:53
sending forth an ominous orange
30:56
glow.
30:57
Before the door stood the
31:00
potions master in his customary
31:02
stained robes.
31:04
Beside the door,
31:06
to the left side beneath the orange
31:08
torch, slumped the form of
31:10
the Defense Professor,
31:12
back against the wall, head
31:14
staring out at the surroundings. The
31:18
eyes seemed to flicker, as if
31:20
halfway between awareness and
31:23
emptiness. "'What?'
31:26
said the towering form of the potions
31:28
master. "'A-j-j-doing,
31:32
there, Potter.'
31:34
Going by facial expressions and
31:36
tone of voice, the potions master
31:39
was quite angry with Harry, and
31:42
certainly was not Harry's co-conspirator
31:45
in councils to which the Defense Professor
31:47
had never been invited.
31:50
"'I'm not sure,'
31:53
Harry
31:53
said. He
31:55
wasn't sure what role he
31:57
should be playing, and was...' in
32:00
desperation, falling back on
32:02
simple honesty. I
32:05
think perhaps I'm supposed to keep an
32:07
eye on the defence professor. The
32:10
potions master stared at him coldly.
32:14
Where is your escort,
32:17
Potter? Students are
32:19
not to wander these halls alone.
32:23
Harry's mind was genuinely
32:26
blank. The game was
32:28
afoot, and nobody had
32:30
told him the rules. I'm
32:33
not sure how to answer that. The
32:37
cold expression on Professor Snape's face
32:40
flickered. Perhaps
32:43
I should call the auras, he
32:45
said. Wait! Harry
32:48
blurted.
32:50
The potions master's hand hovered
32:52
about his robes.
32:54
Well, said
32:56
the potions master. I…
33:01
I just think you probably shouldn't
33:03
call them.
33:05
In a blur, the potions master wand
33:08
was in his hand.
33:10
Nollus confundia!
33:13
A black jet darted out and
33:15
hit Harry, striking in the direction
33:17
Harry had already started to evade. There
33:20
followed four other spells, containing
33:23
words like polyfluous and
33:26
metamorphous, and for those,
33:28
Harry politely stood still.
33:31
After all of those spells had failed
33:34
to produce any effect, Severus
33:36
Snape was staring at Harry with a dark
33:39
glitter that now seemed
33:41
genuine.
33:43
I suggest,
33:46
the potions master said softly, that
33:49
you explain yourself,
33:53
Potter. I
33:55
can't explain myself, Harry
33:58
said. We don't have
34:00
the time. Not yet."
34:05
Harry looked directly into the Potion
34:07
Master's gaze as he said
34:09
the words, myself, and
34:11
time, widening his own eyes
34:14
to try to convey the key information.
34:17
And the Potion's Master hesitated.
34:21
Harry was frantically trying to
34:23
work out who was pretending to
34:25
be what.
34:27
As Professor Quirrell wasn't in on
34:29
Dumbledore's conspiracy, Severus
34:31
was pretending to be the evil
34:33
Potion's Master of Hogwarts, who'd
34:36
been sent here by the Headmaster,
34:39
and might, or
34:41
might not have actually been
34:43
sent here by Dumbledore.
34:45
But Professor Quirrell either
34:47
thought, or was pretending
34:50
to think, that someone needed
34:52
to keep an eye on Professor Snape. And
34:56
Harry himself had been sent
34:58
here by future Harry and had
35:00
no idea why.
35:03
And why were they all standing
35:05
outside the Headmaster's forbidden door
35:07
in the first place? And
35:11
then,
35:12
from behind where Harry
35:14
stood,
35:15
came the growing sound of another
35:17
set of footsteps, rapid and
35:20
manifold.
35:23
Professor Snape stabbed his wand
35:25
once, creating a burst of darkness
35:27
that shrouded where the defence professor
35:30
was lying.
35:31
Muffly-utter, the
35:33
Potion's Master hissed. Mr
35:36
Potter, if you must be here, then
35:38
hide. Put on your
35:40
invisibility cloak. My
35:43
duty is to guard this door in case
35:45
he comes here, and
35:48
there has been a disturbance
35:52
meant to draw the Headmaster, he thinks.
35:57
Oh!
35:58
Severus took a long stride for the headmaster.
35:59
forward and snapped his wand against
36:02
the side of Harry's head.
36:04
There was a trickling sensation like
36:06
an egg had been cracked over him, the
36:08
feeling of a disillusionment charm, and
36:11
Harry's hands faded out, followed
36:14
by the rest of him. The
36:17
darkness shrouding one side
36:19
of the wall dissipated like slow
36:21
mist, and there was again
36:23
visible the huddled form of the defence
36:25
professor,
36:26
who said nothing.
36:29
Harry tiptoed away as quietly
36:32
as he could, then turned to
36:34
watch.
36:36
The approaching footsteps rounded
36:38
the corner.
36:39
What are you doing here? came many
36:42
simultaneous cries.
36:44
Trimmed in three sets of Slytherin
36:47
green and one Hufflepuff yellow
36:49
stood Theodore Knott, Daphne
36:52
Greengrass, Susan Bones, and
36:55
Tracy Davis.
36:57
Where? said
36:59
Professor Snape with mounting wrath. Are
37:03
your escorts children?
37:06
First years must be accompanied
37:08
by a sixth or seventh year
37:11
student at all times,
37:13
especially you.
37:17
Theodore Knott raised his hand.
37:20
We are, um, said
37:22
Theodore Knott. We are
37:24
doing what the Chaos Legion calls
37:26
a team building exercise. See,
37:30
we realised just now that none of us had
37:32
tried the headmaster's forbidden chamber yet,
37:35
and there wasn't much time left, and Harry
37:37
Potter has authorised it, Professor. He said
37:40
specifically that you mustn't
37:42
interfere.
37:43
Severus Snape turned to glance
37:46
over it where Harry Potter had tiptoed.
37:49
A storm seemed to be gathering
37:51
on his brow and a dark fury
37:54
in his eyes. I...
37:58
maybe... There
38:00
was still one hour left on Harry's
38:02
time turner, so it was
38:04
possible. Harry
38:07
Potter does not have
38:09
that authority.
38:12
The potions master said in a deceptively
38:15
mild tone.
38:17
Explain yourselves now.
38:22
Really? Said the form
38:24
of Susan Bones. Really?
38:27
You're telling Professor Snape that
38:30
Harry Potter authorised the
38:32
mission? That's your idea
38:34
of a bluff.
38:36
The young Hufflepuff turned to Professor
38:38
Snape and spoke, a voice strangely
38:40
firm. Professor, this
38:43
is the truth and it's urgent. Draco
38:46
Malfoy is missing and we think
38:48
he went down there.
38:51
If Mr. Malfoy
38:53
is missing, said
38:55
Professor Snape, why
38:58
have the auras not been notified? Because
39:04
of... because of
39:06
reasons, cried Daphne
39:08
Greengrass. There's no
39:11
time. You've got to let us through.
39:15
Professor Snape's voice was now as sardonic
39:18
as Harry had ever heard it. Are
39:21
you four morons
39:24
under the impression that you
39:26
are on some sort of adventure?
39:28
Well,
39:32
you are mistaken.
39:35
I assure you that Mr. Malfoy
39:37
has not passed through
39:39
this door.
39:41
We think Mr. Malfoy has an invisibility
39:44
cloak. Susan Bones
39:46
said rapidly. Do you remember
39:49
the door seeming to open for no reason? No,
39:54
the potions master said. Now
39:57
be gone from here. This
39:59
place is not here. This is off limits for
40:01
today. This
40:04
is Dumbledore's forbidden corridor.
40:08
Tracy said. The headmaster
40:10
himself said nobody was to come here.
40:13
Who do you think you are forbidding
40:15
it to?
40:17
Miss Davis said
40:20
the potions master. You
40:22
need to stop associating with
40:24
Gryffindors.
40:26
Especially those named
40:29
Lavender Brown. And
40:31
if you are still here in one minute,
40:35
I will file papers requesting
40:38
your transfer into that
40:41
house.
40:43
You wouldn't dare! Shreaked
40:46
Tracy. Susan
40:50
Bone said her face screwed
40:52
up in concentration. Professor
40:55
Snape! Do you occasionally
40:57
open the door yourself to check
40:59
on whatever's inside?
41:02
Professor Snape froze in place.
41:05
Then he spun and put
41:08
his right hand on the metal knocker.
41:11
Harry was watching the hand on
41:14
the knocker, so he didn't notice
41:16
what Professor Snape was doing with his
41:18
left hand until he heard
41:20
the sudden outcry.
41:23
No, in fact,
41:26
said Professor Snape, now holding
41:29
the choking head of Draco Malfoy
41:32
by his collar,
41:33
though the rest of Draco was still underneath
41:36
his invisibility cloak. A
41:39
fine try, though. What?
41:44
Cried Tracy and Daphne.
41:47
Susan Bones hit herself in
41:49
the forehead. I
41:51
can't believe I fell for that. So,
41:57
Mr. Malfoy. Professor
42:00
Snape said. His voice had lowered.
42:04
You sent your friend here
42:06
on a ruse, just
42:09
in the hopes that you could pass through
42:12
this door.
42:14
Now, why would you
42:17
do that? I
42:22
think we should trust him, said Theodore
42:24
Knott. Mr. Malfoy, we've
42:26
got to trust him. He's the one
42:29
professor who would take our side. No!
42:33
cried Draco's floating head from where
42:35
Professor Snape was still grasping his collar.
42:38
You mustn't say anything.
42:41
Stop! We've
42:43
got to take the chance,
42:46
yelled Theodore.
42:48
Professor Snape, Mr. Malfoy
42:50
finally worked out what's been going on this whole
42:52
year and why… Dumbledore
42:54
is trying to get the Philosopher's Stone away
42:57
from Nicholas Flamel, because Dumbledore
42:59
doesn't think anyone ought to have immortality.
43:02
So, Dumbledore tried to convince
43:04
Flamel that the Dark Lord was coming back
43:07
and needed the stone to revive, and
43:09
asked Flamel to give it to him. But
43:12
Flamel wouldn't, and instead Flamel
43:14
put the stone in the magic mirror that's down
43:16
there, and Dumbledore is finding
43:18
out right now how to get it and then
43:20
he'll come for it and we've got to
43:22
get to it first. Dumbledore
43:24
really will be all
43:26
powerful if he gets the Philosopher's Stone.
43:28
What?
43:31
said Tracey. That's not
43:33
what you said before. It,
43:37
Daphne said.
43:39
She looked frightened but determined.
43:42
It doesn't matter. Professor
43:45
Snape, please, you have
43:47
to believe me. I looked
43:49
at the book Hermione checked out of the library and
43:51
she was researching the Philosopher's Stone just
43:54
before someone killed her. Her
43:56
notes said that something dangerous might
43:58
happen if the stone's still there. stays inside the
44:01
mirror too long. We have to get
44:03
it out of the castle right away."
44:06
Susan Bones now had both
44:08
hands over her face.
44:11
I'm not with them. I
44:13
just came along to prevent anything even
44:15
stupider from happening. Severus
44:18
Snape was staring at Theodore
44:21
Knott and the others. Then
44:23
he turned his head to look at Draco
44:25
Malfoy. "'Mr.
44:28
Malfoy," the potions
44:30
master drawled, "'How
44:33
did you come to discover Dumbledore's
44:37
plot?'" "'I
44:39
deduced it from evidence,'
44:43
said Draco Malfoy's floating head.
44:46
Professor Snape's head swiveled back
44:48
to Theodore Knott.
44:51
"'How did you intend
44:53
to obtain this stone
44:56
from inside a magic mirror that
44:59
could supposedly baffle
45:01
Dumbledore himself?
45:04
Answer me at once.'"
45:07
"'We're going to take the whole mirror and
45:09
send it back to Flamel,' said
45:12
Theodore Knott. "'It's not like we
45:14
want the stone for ourselves. We just
45:16
need to stop Dumbledore from stealing it.'
45:19
Professor Snape nodded, as
45:22
though confirming something, and
45:24
turned his head to look at the other students.
45:26
"'Tell
45:28
me, have
45:31
any of you noticed one of the
45:33
others behaving in an unusual
45:36
fashion?
45:37
Especially if there is a peculiar
45:40
object that they have in their possession,
45:44
or they can use spells a first
45:46
year should not know.'
45:51
Professor Snape's right hand now
45:53
pointed his one at Susan Bones.
45:57
"'I see that Miss Greengrass
45:59
and Miss Davis are trying
46:01
not to look at you,
46:04
Miss Bones. If
46:07
there is a mundane explanation,
46:09
you would be wise to offer
46:11
it
46:12
immediately. Susan
46:16
Bones's hair turned bright red,
46:18
though her face didn't change. I
46:22
suppose there's not much point in keeping it
46:24
mum any longer, she said, since
46:26
I'm graduating in two days anyway.
46:30
Double witches get to graduate
46:33
six years early, said
46:35
Tracy Davis. That's not
46:37
fair. Bones
46:41
is a double witch, cried
46:43
Theodore. No,
46:46
she is Nymphadora
46:48
Tonks, a Metamulfmagus,
46:52
Professor Snape said. Mascadading
46:55
as another student is extremely
46:59
against regulation,
47:01
as you are well aware, Miss
47:03
Tonks. It is not too
47:06
late to expel you from
47:09
Hogwarts two
47:11
days before your graduation,
47:14
which would be a dreadful
47:17
tragedy
47:18
from your perspective, that
47:20
is. From my
47:23
perspective, it would
47:25
be hilarious.
47:29
Now tell me what exactly you are
47:32
doing here. That
47:35
explains it, said Daphne
47:37
Greengrass. Is
47:40
there actually Susan
47:42
Bones, or is the house
47:45
dying out so they had to secretly?
47:48
The red-haired form of Susan Bones
47:50
had a palm to her face.
47:53
Yes, Miss Greengrass, there
47:55
is a real Susan Bones. She
47:57
only sends me in when you lost.
47:59
are about to get into ridiculous amounts
48:02
of trouble.
48:03
Professor Snape, the reason I'm here
48:06
is because Draco Malfoy was missing,
48:08
and this lot insisted
48:10
on trying to find him instead of calling
48:13
the Aurors. Four reasons the
48:15
real Miss Bones said there was no time
48:17
to explain to me, which I now realize
48:20
were stupid. But young
48:23
students must never go alone
48:25
and must
48:25
be accompanied by a sixth or seventh
48:28
year at all times. And now
48:30
we found Draco Malfoy, and we
48:33
can all go back. Please, before
48:35
this gets any more ridiculous. What
48:39
in Marlene's name is going
48:42
on here? Ah,
48:45
said Professor Snape, who was still pointing
48:47
the wand at the red-haired form of Susan
48:50
Bones, is other hand still
48:52
grasping the collar below the disembodied head
48:54
of Draco Malfoy, standing
48:57
next to the crumpled form of
48:59
the defence professor.
49:01
Professor Sprout, I
49:04
perceive. It's
49:06
not what it looks like, volunteered
49:09
Tracey Davis. The
49:12
short, dumpy form of the
49:14
herbology professor stormed forwards.
49:17
She had, by this point, drawn
49:20
her wand, though she wasn't pointing
49:22
it at anyone.
49:24
I don't even know what this
49:27
looks like. Down wands,
49:29
all of you, right now, including
49:32
you, Professor? Distraction!
49:37
The thought came to Harry with sudden
49:40
clarity. Whatever
49:42
he was watching now, from where he
49:44
stood invisibly and well back of the action,
49:48
it wasn't what was really
49:51
going on. It wasn't
49:53
the true thread of the story.
49:56
It had been a rare, changed.
50:01
Professor Sprout's arrival had broken
50:04
Harry's suspension of disbelief. Things
50:07
like that didn't happen just for the sake
50:10
of comedic coincidence. Someone
50:13
was deliberately causing all
50:16
this chaos. But
50:18
what was the point? Harry
50:22
really hoped he hadn't gone back in time
50:24
and done this because it did seem
50:26
like the sort of thing he would do. Severus
50:30
Snape lowered his wand.
50:33
His other hand unfisted Draco
50:35
Malfoy.
50:37
Professor Sprout,
50:40
the potions master said, I
50:42
am here on the
50:45
headmaster's orders to watch
50:47
this door. Everyone
50:50
else present is not supposed
50:52
to
50:54
be here, and I ask
50:56
you see them cleared
50:58
away. A likely
51:01
story, snapped Professor
51:03
Sprout. Why would Dumbledore
51:06
set you of all people to
51:08
guard the door to his playground?
51:12
It's not as if he wants to keep
51:14
the students out. Oh no, they
51:17
need to go in and get stuck in my
51:20
devil's snare.
51:21
Susan dear, you've got
51:23
a communications mirror don't you? Use
51:26
it to call the orders. The
51:29
watching Harry nodded to
51:31
himself. That
51:34
was the point.
51:36
The auras would take away everyone
51:39
present at this terribly confusing
51:41
situation, no excuses
51:44
accepted, and then the
51:46
door would be unguarded.
51:49
But was Harry
51:51
meant to go into the forbidden corridor
51:54
himself or watch
51:56
to see who finally came out once
51:59
all the others were gone.
51:59
A loud
52:02
fit of hacking and coughing caused
52:04
everyone to look at where the defense professor
52:06
lay. Snape,
52:10
listen, said the defense
52:12
professor between coughs. Why
52:16
sprout here?
52:20
The potions master looked down.
52:24
Memory charm implies
52:27
professor. The
52:29
defense professor began coughing
52:31
again. What?
52:36
And the logic unfolded
52:39
in Harry's mind in crystalline
52:41
dismay.
52:43
All the steps already
52:46
suspected.
52:47
The dreadful realization
52:50
coming as a repetition
52:52
with greater confidence.
52:56
Everyone had memory
52:58
charmed Hermione to believe she
53:00
tried to kill Draco.
53:03
Only a Hogwarts professor
53:05
could have done it without alarm. So
53:09
all the true mastermind needed to
53:11
do was legitimize or imperious
53:14
a Hogwarts professor.
53:16
And the last person
53:18
anyone would suspect would be the
53:20
head of House Hufflepuff.
53:23
Snape's head snapped around as
53:26
Professor Sprout raised her wand and
53:28
the potions master managed to raise a wordless
53:31
translucent ward between them. But
53:33
the bolt that shot from Professor Sprout's wand
53:36
was a dark brown that produced a surge
53:38
of awful apprehension in Harry's
53:40
mind. And the brown bolt
53:43
made Severus' shield wink out
53:45
before they touched, clipping the potions
53:47
master's right arm even as he dodged.
53:50
Professor Snape gave a muffled shriek
53:53
and his hand spasmed, dropping
53:55
his wand.
53:56
The next bolt that came from Sprout's wand
53:59
was a bright red.
53:59
the color of a stunning hex, seeming
54:02
to grow brighter and move faster
54:05
even as it left her wand, accompanied
54:07
by another surge of anxiety. And
54:10
that blew the potions master into
54:12
the door, dropping him motionless
54:14
to the ground. By
54:17
that time, pink-haired Susan
54:19
Bones was surrounded by a multifaceted
54:21
blue haze and she was firing
54:24
hex after hex at Professor Sprout.
54:27
Professor Sprout was ignoring the hexes to summon
54:29
plant tendrils that entangled
54:31
the younger students as they tried to run,
54:34
except Draco Malfoy, who had
54:36
again vanished beneath his invisibility
54:39
cloak.
54:40
Not Susan Bones stopped
54:42
casting hexes. She leveled her
54:44
wand, took a deep breath and cried
54:46
aloud an incantation that sent golden
54:49
worms of light chewing into the shield
54:51
around Professor Sprout.
54:53
At that, the herbology professor
54:55
turned to face not Susan, her
54:57
expression vacant, a new set
54:59
of plant tentacles rising in the air behind
55:02
her. Those stalks were
55:04
a darker green and seemed to have
55:06
shields of their own.
55:08
Harry Potter murmured to the seemingly
55:11
empty air, Attack Sprout!
55:14
Help Bones! None lethal
55:16
only! Yes,
55:19
my lord! whispered
55:21
LaSalle LaStrange beneath Harry's
55:23
cloak of invisibility and
55:25
the fifth year Slytherin's presence
55:28
moved off toward the fight.
55:31
Harry looked down at his own hands
55:33
and saw with a jolt of unpleasant shock
55:36
that his disillusionment charm wasn't
55:38
as complete as it had been before.
55:41
There were hints of distortion in the
55:43
air each time Harry moved.
55:46
Slowly, Harry stepped backward
55:48
until he came to a corner and ducked
55:50
behind a wall.
55:52
Then he took out his communications mirror,
55:55
which was blank and
55:57
jammed. Of course! Harry
56:01
levitated the mirror to where he could use it
56:03
to see around the corner and watch the
56:05
end of the…
56:07
distraction? What
56:10
was happening? Why?
56:14
Professor Sprout and the form of Susan
56:17
Bones were duelling in flashes of light
56:19
and leaves, and the blazing
56:21
green of a greater drill hex erupted
56:24
from mid-air and chewed halfway through
56:26
the outer layer of Professor Sprout's shields.
56:29
The herbology professor turned and fired
56:32
a broad wash of yellow at where
56:34
the drill hex had come from, but the
56:36
spell didn't seem to hit anything.
56:39
Yellow blazes, blue facets,
56:41
dark green plant tendrils and
56:44
swirling purple flower petals.
56:47
It was when Professor Sprout started
56:50
firing arcs of crimson in all
56:52
directions that one of the crimson
56:54
blades caught something in mid-air.
56:57
The invisibility cloak not concealing
56:59
how the crimson arc was absorbed and
57:01
winked out. And Lassath's
57:04
presence beneath the invisibility cloak
57:07
fell to the ground.
57:09
And that gave not
57:11
Susan Bones enough time to stand still,
57:14
catch her breath, and scream
57:16
something that inspired in Harry
57:19
another surge of dread. And
57:21
the white spark that blazed out
57:23
went through Professor Sprout's chewed
57:26
shields and her plant armour
57:28
and dropped her.
57:31
Not Susan Bones went
57:33
to her knees panting, her
57:35
robes soaked in sweat.
57:38
Her head turned to look around
57:40
her, at
57:41
the bodies lying stunned
57:43
on the floor or wrapped in
57:45
vines. What?
57:49
said not Susan. What?
57:52
What? What?
57:56
There was no reply.
57:58
The victims entangled him to the ground.
57:59
Professor Sprout's vines weren't moving,
58:02
though they did seem to be breathing.
58:06
Malphoy,
58:07
said the pink-haired form of Susan,
58:10
still gasping for breath.
58:12
Draco, Malfoy, where
58:14
are you? Are you there? Call
58:16
the Aurors already! Merlin, dammit!
58:19
Hobbinum Revellio! And
58:22
Harry found himself visible again,
58:25
staring in his mirror at the form
58:27
of Draco Malphoy, half
58:29
visible beneath a shimmering cloak, standing
58:32
behind, not Susan, pointing
58:34
his wand at a gap in,
58:37
not Susan's blue haze. Harry's
58:41
mind moved in flashes
58:43
of insight, too slow
58:46
and yet too fast, even
58:49
as Harry's mouth opened and he inhaled
58:51
in preparation to shout. Beware
58:54
the constellation. There
58:57
was a constellation named Draco.
59:00
If you could control a professor, you could
59:03
control a student.
59:06
Dark! Harry shouted,
59:09
but it was too late. A
59:12
bolt of red light caught the back
59:14
of not Susan's head at point
59:17
blank, smashing her to the floor.
59:20
Harry stepped around the corner
59:22
and said,
59:23
Somnium, Somnium, Somnium, Somnium, Somnium,
59:28
Somnium! Draco Malfoy's shimmering
59:30
form collapsed in a heap. Harry
59:35
took a moment to catch his breath. Then,
59:38
Harry said, Stupefy!
59:42
And verified that, yes, the
59:44
stunning hex did hit Draco
59:46
Malfoy's form. You
59:48
could be mistaken about whether a Somnium
59:51
had really hit.
59:52
Harry had seen enough horror movies,
59:55
not to mention the business with the Sunshine
59:57
Regiment that he wasn't about to make
59:59
That's error again.
1:00:03
After a further reflection on this, Harry
1:00:05
cast another stunning hex into the
1:00:07
prostrate form of Professor Sprout.
1:00:11
Harry gripped his wand,
1:00:14
staring at the scene, breathing
1:00:17
heavily from the exhaustion.
1:00:19
He didn't have enough magic left to cast
1:00:22
a messenger patronus to Dumbledore, and
1:00:24
he really, really should have thought of that possibility
1:00:27
immediately this time around. Harry
1:00:31
started to reach back to where
1:00:34
his mirror had fallen,
1:00:35
to see if it was now unjammed.
1:00:40
And then, Harry hesitated. His
1:00:45
note to himself had said to avoid
1:00:48
notice from Aurors, and
1:00:51
Harry still did
1:00:53
not know what was
1:00:55
going on. The
1:00:58
crumbled form of Professor Quirrell
1:01:00
gave another series of racking cuffs,
1:01:03
reached out a hand to the wall beside him,
1:01:05
and slowly pulled himself
1:01:07
to his feet.
1:01:10
Harry, croaked
1:01:12
Professor Quirrell. Harry,
1:01:15
are you there? It
1:01:20
was the first time Professor Quirrell
1:01:22
had ever called him by his
1:01:25
first name. I'm
1:01:28
here, Harry said. Without
1:01:31
any conscious thought, his feet were
1:01:33
moving forward. Please,
1:01:38
said Professor Quirrell. Please,
1:01:41
I haven't much
1:01:44
time. Please
1:01:47
take me to the mirror.
1:01:51
Help me get
1:01:54
the stone. The
1:01:58
Philosopher's Stone? Harry
1:02:00
said. He glanced
1:02:02
around at the scattered bodies, but
1:02:05
couldn't see Draco anymore. The
1:02:07
revealment had worn off. You
1:02:10
think Mr. Knott was
1:02:13
right? I don't think
1:02:15
Dumbledore would. Knott!
1:02:18
Dumbledore!
1:02:20
gasped Professor Quirrell.
1:02:23
Because? Sprout?
1:02:26
I understand, Harry said. If
1:02:30
Dumbledore had been the one behind it all,
1:02:32
he wouldn't have needed to mind control
1:02:34
a professor in order to use memory
1:02:36
charms.
1:02:38
Mirror, ancient relic
1:02:42
could hide anything.
1:02:45
Stone could be there.
1:02:48
Many others want stone.
1:02:51
One sent Sprout.
1:02:53
Sprout. Harry repeated
1:02:56
rapidly. The mirror down
1:02:58
there is an ancient relic that can be
1:03:00
used to hide things, and it would
1:03:02
be one possible place to hide the Philosopher's
1:03:05
Stone. If the Philosopher's
1:03:07
Stone is inside the mirror, then any
1:03:09
number of people might want to get it. One
1:03:12
of them is controlling Sprout, and that
1:03:14
would explain what their goal really
1:03:16
is. Only, that
1:03:18
doesn't explain why Sprout's controller
1:03:21
would go after Hermione. Harry,
1:03:25
please.
1:03:28
Professor Quirrell said his breathing
1:03:30
was yet more labored now, his
1:03:33
voice came with excruciating
1:03:35
slowness.
1:03:37
It's the one thing
1:03:41
that can save my life,
1:03:45
and I find now
1:03:49
I don't want
1:03:51
to die. Please help
1:03:54
me. And
1:03:59
somehow... Somehow, that
1:04:02
tore it. Somehow
1:04:05
that was a little too
1:04:08
much. The
1:04:11
sense of detachment that had
1:04:13
come over Harry when Professor Sprout
1:04:15
had arrived,
1:04:16
the broken sense of disbelief
1:04:19
was returning.
1:04:21
His inner critic weighing
1:04:23
up everything as though it were a set-piece.
1:04:27
Timing, probability,
1:04:30
so many people showing up
1:04:32
at the same door, the
1:04:34
defence professor's desperation, this
1:04:37
whole situation didn't feel
1:04:40
real.
1:04:41
But,
1:04:44
he might be able to solve it if he
1:04:46
just took time to think things
1:04:49
through in advance instead of running
1:04:51
off at adventure's first call. All
1:04:55
the accumulated experience from the
1:04:57
last year had finally crystallised
1:05:00
into something like a touch of
1:05:02
battle-hardening. An
1:05:05
instinct born of past disaster
1:05:08
was telling Harry that if he
1:05:10
just rushed on ahead, he would
1:05:13
end up afterward in a sad conversation,
1:05:16
realising that he had been stupid.
1:05:20
Again. Let
1:05:23
me think, Harry said. Let
1:05:25
me think for a minute before we go.
1:05:28
He turned away from the defence professor,
1:05:30
looking at the unconscious bodies
1:05:33
draped in various shapes over the floor.
1:05:36
There'd been so many puzzle pieces
1:05:39
already this last year, maybe
1:05:42
everything would just fall
1:05:44
into place with one more piece.
1:05:47
Hurry, the
1:05:50
defence professor said in a faltering
1:05:52
voice.
1:05:53
Hurry, I'm dying.
1:05:59
One more minute. can't make the difference. He's
1:06:01
had the whole year to be
1:06:04
sick. It's improbable that
1:06:06
his life versus death would be precisely
1:06:09
timed to rest on this last minute no
1:06:11
matter what happened to Hermione.
1:06:13
I know, Harry said. I'll
1:06:16
think quickly. Harry
1:06:19
stared at the bodies and
1:06:21
tried to think. There
1:06:24
was no time for doubts, for caveats,
1:06:27
no breaks or second guessing.
1:06:30
Just take the first thoughts
1:06:33
and run with them.
1:06:35
In the back of Harry's mind, fragments
1:06:38
of abstract thought flitted past,
1:06:41
heuristics of problem solving that
1:06:43
there was no time to rehearse in words.
1:06:46
In wordless flashes they shot past
1:06:48
to set up the object level problem.
1:06:51
What do I notice
1:06:54
I'm confused by? The
1:06:56
first place to look for a problem is
1:06:59
whatever aspects of the situation
1:07:01
seems most improbable. Simple
1:07:04
explanations are more probable. Eliminate
1:07:08
separate improbabilities that must
1:07:10
be postulated.
1:07:12
Professor Snape had already
1:07:15
been here. Then, Professor
1:07:17
Quirrell had arrived. Then, Harry had
1:07:20
arrived, via time turner. Then,
1:07:22
the adventuring party had arrived and
1:07:24
Draco had been revealed. Part
1:07:27
of the party. Then, Professor Sprout
1:07:29
had shown up.
1:07:31
Too many people had shown up
1:07:33
synchronously and that was
1:07:35
too much coincidence.
1:07:37
It was improbable that so
1:07:40
many different parties would show up at
1:07:42
the same location within a five-minute
1:07:44
window. There had to
1:07:46
be hidden entanglements.
1:07:49
Label Sprout's controller as the
1:07:51
mastermind who had ordered Hermione memory-charmed.
1:07:54
The mastermind had sent
1:07:56
Sprout. Professor Snape had
1:07:59
said that the headmaster
1:07:59
Master had sent him to guard the door after
1:08:02
there'd been some sort of disturbance. If
1:08:05
the Mastermind had caused that as a distraction,
1:08:08
then that explained Severus' presence
1:08:10
as well.
1:08:11
Harry wasn't sure anymore that Draco
1:08:13
had been controlled by the Mastermind. That
1:08:16
hypothesis had come to him in the spur of
1:08:18
the moment. Draco might have
1:08:21
just been trying to drop not Susan
1:08:23
so he could get into the corridor unhindered.
1:08:26
No. That was the wrong
1:08:28
way to think. Turn it around. Try
1:08:30
to explain the timed presence of Draco
1:08:33
and his adventuring party. No
1:08:35
time for self-questioning. Run with
1:08:37
the hypothesis. Therefore, suppose
1:08:40
Sprout's Mastermind had sent Draco
1:08:42
or triggered his coming.
1:08:44
That was three arrivals explained.
1:08:47
Harry had shown up because his
1:08:49
note to himself had told him to do so. That
1:08:53
could be attributed to time travel.
1:08:55
That left the defence professor, who'd
1:08:57
said he was following Snape,
1:08:58
only that didn't really seem
1:09:01
like an adequate reason for Professor Quirrell to
1:09:03
show up. It didn't really make Harry
1:09:05
feel less confused and so maybe
1:09:07
the Mastermind had also controlled the timing
1:09:10
of Professor Quirrell's presence somehow and even
1:09:12
arranged for Harry himself to enter the time loop.
1:09:15
Harry's mind hit a stumbling
1:09:17
block. He couldn't see how
1:09:19
to extend that reasoning further.
1:09:22
There was no time to stare blankly at
1:09:24
stumbling blocks. Without any pause
1:09:27
or breaking, Harry's mind attacked the
1:09:29
problem from a new angle. Professor
1:09:32
Quirrell had deduced a controlled Hogwarts
1:09:34
professor from the need for some professor
1:09:37
to memory charm Hermione, which
1:09:39
meant that Professor Sprout's controller
1:09:41
had framed and then murdered Hermione,
1:09:44
which meant Professor Sprout's controller
1:09:46
had detailed information about Hogwarts
1:09:49
life and maybe a personal
1:09:52
interest
1:09:52
in the boy who lived and his friends.
1:09:55
Harry's mind finally threw up
1:09:57
the relevant memory, Dumbledore
1:09:59
saying that Lord Voldemort's strongest road
1:10:02
to life was hidden here inside
1:10:04
Hogwarts. Run with the hypothesis.
1:10:07
So the resurrection tool was
1:10:10
the Philosopher's Stone hidden inside
1:10:12
the mirror. Why had Dumbledore
1:10:15
put the mirror into a corridor first
1:10:17
years could get through? No, ignore
1:10:19
this question, it's not important right now. And
1:10:22
Professor Quirrell had said the Philosopher's
1:10:24
Stone possessed great healing power, so
1:10:27
that part also fit.
1:10:29
But if it was the Philosopher's Stone
1:10:31
that was hidden in the mirror to keep it away from the Dark
1:10:34
Lord, that meant the mirror also
1:10:36
contained the one thing in the world that could
1:10:38
save the Defence Professor's life.
1:10:41
Harry's mind tried to hesitate,
1:10:44
to flinch away, feeling
1:10:46
a sudden apprehension as to where
1:10:48
this was going. But
1:10:52
there was no time allowed for hesitation.
1:10:55
And that was also far too much
1:10:57
coincidence, just too much
1:10:59
improbability if your mind didn't
1:11:02
write it off as an amazing plot twist
1:11:04
like you were inside a story. Could
1:11:06
the putative Dark Lord also be
1:11:09
manipulating Professor Quirrell so that Professor
1:11:11
Quirrell would discover his supposed salvation
1:11:13
at the right time so that Harry and
1:11:16
Professor Quirrell would go get the resurrection
1:11:18
tool from the mirror that might not even
1:11:21
actually be the Philosopher's Stone, and
1:11:23
then the Dark Lord's Avadar
1:11:25
or some other servant
1:11:27
would show up and seize it from them? That
1:11:30
would explain all the synchronies
1:11:32
and negate every coincidence? Or,
1:11:36
Professor Quirrell had known from the beginning
1:11:38
that the one thing that could save his life was
1:11:40
hidden inside this mirror, and
1:11:42
that was why he had agreed to teach Defence
1:11:45
at Hogwarts, and now he
1:11:47
was finally trying to get it.
1:11:49
But then why wait until he was this
1:11:51
sick or to even try and… why
1:11:54
had Sprout shown up at the same time as Professor
1:11:57
Quirrell? Harry's mind
1:11:59
faltered. harder. His
1:12:02
inner eye was looking in a direction
1:12:04
it was afraid to
1:12:06
look.
1:12:08
The note I sent myself said to help
1:12:10
the Watcher of Stars. I
1:12:13
wouldn't send myself a note saying that
1:12:15
if I hadn't already worked
1:12:16
out in the future that it was
1:12:19
the right thing to do. Maybe
1:12:21
the note is just telling me to get on
1:12:23
with it. A small note
1:12:26
of confusion was promoted to
1:12:28
conscious attention. The
1:12:31
coded message on the parchment. One
1:12:34
or two lines hadn't quite sounded
1:12:36
right. Hadn't sounded
1:12:38
like the code Harry would expect himself
1:12:41
to use.
1:12:44
Harry!
1:12:47
whispered the dying voice of Professor
1:12:49
Quirrell from behind him.
1:12:52
Harry, please!
1:12:56
I'm almost done thinking! Harry's
1:12:58
voice said aloud, and Harry
1:13:00
realized as he spoke the words that
1:13:03
they were true.
1:13:06
Turn it around. Look at it
1:13:08
from the enemy's perspective. From where
1:13:10
the enemy does their own intelligent
1:13:12
planning. Somewhere out of your
1:13:14
sight. There are auras in Hogwarts,
1:13:17
and your target, Harry Potter, is now
1:13:19
fully on guard. Harry Potter
1:13:22
will call in auras at the first sign of
1:13:24
trouble, or send a betrotas to
1:13:26
Albus Dumbledore.
1:13:27
Considering that as a puzzle, one creative
1:13:30
solution is to... forge
1:13:33
a supposedly time-turned message
1:13:35
to Harry Potter from himself, telling
1:13:38
Harry Potter not to call for help,
1:13:40
telling him to be at the place
1:13:42
and time you want him to be. You
1:13:45
get the target himself to bypass
1:13:47
all the protections he set up. You
1:13:50
even bypass his protection of skepticism
1:13:52
with the overriding authority of his own future
1:13:55
self's judgement.
1:13:57
It isn't even difficult.
1:13:59
You can memory charm some random
1:14:02
student into remembering Harry Potter handing
1:14:04
over an envelope to be given back to
1:14:06
himself later. You can
1:14:08
memory charm that student because you
1:14:11
are a Hogwarts professor. You
1:14:14
don't go the extra effort to steal
1:14:16
a pencil and muggle paper from Harry
1:14:18
Potter's pouch. Instead, you
1:14:21
forge Harry Potter's handwriting on
1:14:23
wizard parchment. You can
1:14:25
forge Harry Potter's handwriting because
1:14:28
you have seen it on ministry-mandated
1:14:31
exams you have graded.
1:14:33
You call Draco Malfoy
1:14:35
the constellation because you
1:14:37
know Harry Potter is interested in astronomy.
1:14:40
And you are a wizard,
1:14:42
and you have taken astronomy and memorized
1:14:44
the names of all the constellations. But
1:14:47
it's not the natural code that Harry Potter would
1:14:50
use to describe Draco Malfoy to himself.
1:14:52
That would have been the apprentice.
1:14:55
You call Professor Quirrell the
1:14:57
Watcher of Stars and tell Harry Potter
1:14:59
to help him. You know
1:15:01
that Life Eater is how
1:15:04
you say Dementor in Parseltongue,
1:15:06
and you expect Harry Potter to
1:15:08
think of the auras as being in
1:15:11
league with them.
1:15:12
You encode 649
1:15:15
as 6 and 7 in a square
1:15:17
because you have been reading a muggle
1:15:19
physics book that Harry Potter gave
1:15:22
you.
1:15:23
Who are you then? Harry
1:15:28
noticed his breathing had sped up,
1:15:31
and with a burst of heart rate, Harry
1:15:34
slowed his breath down again.
1:15:36
Professor Quirrell was watching
1:15:39
him.
1:15:42
What if, hypothetically speaking,
1:15:45
Professor Quirrell was the mastermind
1:15:47
and had faked Harry's message?
1:15:49
Then that explained all five parties
1:15:51
showing up, the whole synchronous
1:15:53
coordination of the comedy, and then
1:15:56
Professor Sprout was just controlled to
1:15:58
give Professor Quirrell deniability.
1:15:59
Let him blame someone else
1:16:02
for the false memory charm after the dust
1:16:04
settled, but… But
1:16:07
why would Professor Quirrell risk the fragile
1:16:10
alliance Harry had with Draco via the
1:16:12
attempted murder frame? That
1:16:15
Professor Quirrell had detected and
1:16:18
stopped allegedly via a tracer
1:16:20
put on Draco.
1:16:22
Why would Professor Quirrell kill
1:16:24
Hermione if his first attempt
1:16:26
to remove her hadn't worked?
1:16:29
If Professor Quirrell was the bad guy,
1:16:31
then he might have lied about everything
1:16:33
to do with Horcruxes and maybe
1:16:36
it wasn't coincidence at all that the only
1:16:38
thing that could save his life was the
1:16:41
avenue that could resurrect the Dark
1:16:43
Lord. What if the
1:16:45
Dark Lord had arranged that too
1:16:47
somehow?
1:16:49
One day, David Monroe
1:16:52
had mysteriously disappeared, presumed
1:16:55
dead at the Dark Lord's hands.
1:16:58
An awful intuition
1:17:01
had come over Harry. Something
1:17:04
separate from all the reasoning
1:17:06
he'd done so far. An
1:17:08
intuition that Harry couldn't put
1:17:11
into words. Except that
1:17:13
he and the defence professor were
1:17:16
very much alike in certain ways,
1:17:19
and faking a time-turned message
1:17:21
was just the sort of creative
1:17:23
method that Harry himself might have
1:17:26
tried to bypass all of a target's
1:17:28
protections.
1:17:30
And that was when
1:17:32
Harry finally realised
1:17:35
what should have been obvious
1:17:38
from the very, very
1:17:40
beginning. Professor
1:17:46
Quirrell was smart.
1:17:51
Professor Quirrell was smart
1:17:54
in the same way as Harry.
1:17:57
Professor Quirrell was smart. in
1:18:00
exactly the same way
1:18:02
as Harry's mysterious dark
1:18:05
side.
1:18:07
If you had to guess when
1:18:09
the boy who lived had acquired his
1:18:12
mysterious dark side, the
1:18:14
obvious guess was the night
1:18:17
of October 31st, 1981.
1:18:23
And… and…
1:18:28
And Professor Quirrell
1:18:31
had known a password that Bellatrix
1:18:33
Black had thought identified the
1:18:35
Dark Lord and his presence
1:18:37
gave the boy who lived a sense of doom,
1:18:40
and his magic interacted destructively
1:18:43
with Harry's, and his favourite spell
1:18:45
was a father cadavera, and… and…
1:18:50
and…
1:18:52
The realisation blasted
1:18:54
through Harry like a vast dam
1:18:57
breaking, releasing out all
1:18:59
of its water, bursting through
1:19:01
his mind in an irresistible flood
1:19:03
that swept everything away.
1:19:06
There is only one reality
1:19:09
that generates all of the observations.
1:19:12
If different observations
1:19:15
seem to point in incompatible directions,
1:19:18
it means the true hypothesis is
1:19:20
one you haven't thought of yet. And
1:19:23
in those cases, when you finally
1:19:25
think of the correct hypothesis, everything
1:19:28
aligns behind it, beyond
1:19:30
denial or horror, tearing
1:19:33
away every doubt and
1:19:35
every emotion that might stand
1:19:37
in its path.
1:19:39
And then, David
1:19:41
Monroe and Lord
1:19:43
Voldemort had just been
1:19:46
one person, playing both
1:19:48
sides of the wizarding war, and
1:19:51
that was why the Monroe family
1:19:53
had been killed before they could meet
1:19:56
David Monroe,
1:19:58
just like Moody had suspected.
1:20:01
Realities settled down into
1:20:04
a single known state,
1:20:06
one coherent state
1:20:09
of affairs that compactly
1:20:12
generated the observation
1:20:14
set.
1:20:16
Harry didn't jump,
1:20:18
didn't change his breathing, tried
1:20:21
not to show a single sign
1:20:23
of the horror and agony
1:20:26
flooding his mind.
1:20:28
The enemy was behind
1:20:30
him, watching him.
1:20:33
All
1:20:35
right, Harry said out loud as
1:20:37
soon as he dared trust his voice to sound
1:20:40
normal. He kept
1:20:42
on staring at the bodies, looking
1:20:44
away from Professor Quirrell because
1:20:46
Harry didn't trust his
1:20:49
own face. Harry
1:20:51
lifted a sleeve to wipe away the sweat
1:20:54
on his forehead, trying to make
1:20:56
the gesture look casual. Harry
1:20:58
couldn't control the sweat
1:21:01
or the rapid hammering in his chest.
1:21:04
Let's go get the Philosopher's Stone. All
1:21:08
Harry needed was a single moment
1:21:10
of distraction, anywhere along
1:21:12
the way to use his time-turner.
1:21:16
There was no reply from behind
1:21:19
him. The silence
1:21:22
stretched. Slowly,
1:21:25
Harry turned around. Professor
1:21:29
Quirrell was standing upright
1:21:32
and smiling. In
1:21:35
the defence professor's hand was a shape
1:21:37
of black metal,
1:21:39
pointed at Harry's wandarm, held
1:21:42
with the shore grip of someone who knew
1:21:45
exactly how to use a semi-automatic
1:21:48
handgun.
1:21:50
Harry's mouth was dry. Even
1:21:53
his lips were trembling with adrenaline.
1:21:57
But he managed to speak. Hello,
1:22:01
Lord
1:22:01
Voldemort. Professor
1:22:04
Quirrell inclined his head in acknowledgement
1:22:07
and said, Hello,
1:22:09
Tom Riddle.
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