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tended them. I
2:02
killed Miss Granger to improve
2:05
your position relative to that of
2:07
Lucius Malfoy, since
2:09
my plans did not call
2:11
for him to have so much leverage
2:14
over you.
2:15
I admit I am
2:17
impressed by how far you
2:20
managed to parlay that opening."
2:24
Harry unclenched his teeth, which
2:27
took an effort. "...that's
2:30
after your failed attempt to frame
2:33
Hermione for the attempted murder
2:35
of Draco and send
2:38
her to Azkaban because of... why?
2:42
Because you didn't like the influence
2:45
she was having on me?" "'Don't
2:48
be ridiculous,' Professor
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G
2:52
If I had only wished to remove
2:55
Miss Granger, I would not
2:57
have brought the Malfoys into
2:59
it. I observed
3:02
your game with Draco Malfoy
3:04
and found it amusing, but
3:07
I knew it could not continue for
3:09
very long before Lucius learned
3:12
and intervened. And
3:14
then your folly would
3:17
have brought you great trouble, for
3:19
Lucius would not take it lightly.
3:23
Had you just been able to... lose
3:27
during the Wisinger-Mott trial, lose as
3:31
I had taught you, then
3:34
in only two more weeks, ironclad
3:37
evidence would have shown that Lucius Malfoy,
3:40
after discovering his son's seeming
3:43
perfidy, had imperienced
3:45
Professor Sprout into using the blood
3:47
cooling charm on Mr. Malfoy
3:50
and casting the false memory
3:52
charm on Miss Granger,
3:55
Lucius would have been swept
3:58
off the political game board." Send
4:00
to exile, if not Azkaban.
4:05
Draco Malfoy would have inherited
4:07
the wealth of House Malfoy, and
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your influence over him would have been
4:12
unchallenged.
4:14
Instead, I had to abort
4:17
that plot in mid-course.
4:20
You managed to completely
4:22
disrupt the real plan in the course
4:24
of sacrificing double your
4:27
entire fortune by giving
4:29
Lucius Malfoy the perfect opportunity
4:32
to prove his true concern
4:34
for his son. You
4:36
have an incredible
4:39
anti-talent for meddling, I
4:41
must say.
4:44
And you also thought,
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Harry said, even
4:49
with his dark side's patterns, he
4:51
had to work to keep his voice level
4:53
and cool.
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That two weeks in Azkaban
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would improve Miss Granger's
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disposition and get her
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to stop being a bad
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influence on me.
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So you somehow
5:09
arranged for there to be newspaper stories
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calling for her to be sent to Azkaban,
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rather than some other penalty.
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Professor Quirrell's lips drew
5:21
up in a thin smile. Good
5:25
catch, boy. Yes,
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I thought she might serve as
5:30
your Bellatrix.
5:33
That particular outcome
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would also have provided you with
5:38
a constant reminder of how much
5:41
respect was due the law
5:45
and helped you develop appropriate
5:47
attitudes toward the Ministry.
5:51
Your plot was stupidly complicated
5:54
and had no chance of working. Harry
5:58
knew he ought to be more tactful. that
6:00
he was engaging in more of what Professor
6:03
Quirrell called folly. But
6:07
in that instant he could
6:09
not bring himself to care. It
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was less complicated
6:15
than Dumbledore's plot to have the
6:17
Three Armies tie in a Christmas
6:19
battle, and not much
6:22
more complicated than my own plot
6:24
to make you think Dumbledore
6:27
had blackmailed Mr. Zabini.
6:30
The insight you are
6:32
missing, Mr. Potter,
6:35
is that these are not plots
6:37
that
6:38
needed to succeed.
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Professor Quirrell continued to casually
6:44
stir the potion, smiling.
6:48
There are plots that must
6:51
succeed, where you keep the
6:53
core idea as simple as
6:55
possible and take every
6:57
precaution.
6:59
There are also plots where
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it is acceptable to fail, and
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with those you can indulge
7:06
yourself or test the limits
7:09
of your ability to handle complications.
7:13
It is not as if something going wrong
7:15
with any of those plots would have killed
7:18
me.
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Professor Quirrell was no longer
7:22
smiling. Our
7:25
journey to Azkaban was
7:27
of the first type, and
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I was less amused
7:32
by your antics there.
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What exactly did
7:39
you do to Hermione?
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Some part of Harry wondered
7:44
at the evenness of his voice.
7:47
Obliviations and
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false memory charms. I
7:52
could not trust anything else
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to go undetected by the Hogwarts
7:57
wards and the scrutiny
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I knew was necessary.
7:59
her mind would undergo. A flicker
8:03
of frustration crossed Professor Quirrell's
8:06
face.
8:07
Part of what you
8:09
rightly call complication
8:12
is because the first version of
8:15
my plot did not go as planned,
8:18
and I had to modify
8:21
it. I came
8:23
to Miss Granger in the hallways, wearing
8:25
an appearance of Professor Sprout
8:28
to offer her a conspiracy.
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My first attempt at suasion
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failed. I obliviated
8:36
her and tried again with a new
8:39
presentation.
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The second bait failed. The
8:44
third bait failed. The
8:46
tenth bait failed.
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I was so frustrated
8:53
that I began going through my entire
8:55
library of guises, including
8:58
those more appropriate to Mr.
9:00
Zbini.
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Still, nothing worked.
9:05
The child would not violate
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her childish code.
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You do not get to call
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her childish, Professor. Harry's
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voice sounded strange in his own ears.
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Her code worked.
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It prevented you from tricking her. The
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whole point of having deontological
9:28
ethical injunctions is that arguments
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for
9:31
violating them are often much
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less trustworthy than they look. You
9:36
don't get to criticize her rules
9:39
when they worked exactly as intended.
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After they resurrected Hermione, Harry
9:45
would tell her that Lord Voldemort himself
9:48
hadn't been able to tempt her into
9:50
doing wrong, and that
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was why he had killed her. isolates
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Evil to she Professor
10:00
Quirrell.
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There is a saying that even
10:04
a stopped clock is right twice
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a day, and I do
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not think Miss Granger was actually
10:11
being reasonable.
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Still, rule ten,
10:16
one must not rant about the opposition's
10:19
unworthiness after they have foiled
10:21
you.
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Regardless, after two
10:25
full hours of failed attempts,
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I realized that I was being
10:30
overstubborn, and that I did not
10:33
need Miss Granger to carry out
10:35
the exact part I had planned
10:37
for her.
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I gave up on my original
10:41
intent, and instead imbued
10:43
Miss Granger with false memories
10:45
of watching Mr. Malfoy
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plotting against her under circumstances
10:51
that implied she would not tell
10:53
you or the authorities.
10:56
In the end, it was Mr.
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Malfoy who gave me the opening
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I needed entirely
11:03
by luck. Professor
11:06
Quirrell dropped a bellflower and a scrap
11:08
of parchment into the cauldron. Why
11:12
did the wards show the defense professor
11:15
as having killed Hermione? I
11:18
wore the mountain troll as a false tooth
11:20
while Dumbledore was identifying
11:22
me to the Hogwarts wards as the
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defense professor.
11:27
A slight smile.
11:29
Other living weapons cannot
11:31
be transfigured. They will
11:34
not survive the disenchantment
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for the requisite six hours to
11:38
avoid being traced by Time Turner.
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The fact that a mountain troll was used
11:44
as a weapon of assassination was a
11:46
clear sign that the assassin had
11:48
needed a proxy weapon that
11:50
could be transfigured safely.
11:53
Combined with the evidence of
11:56
the wards and Dumbledore's
11:58
own knowledge of how he
11:59
identified me to Hogwarts, you
12:03
could have deduced who was
12:05
responsible, in
12:06
theory.
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However, experience
12:11
has taught me that such puzzles
12:14
are far harder to solve when you do
12:16
not already know the solution,
12:19
and I consider it a small
12:21
risk. Ah, that
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reminds me,
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I have a question of my
12:29
own.
12:30
The Defence Professor was now giving Harry
12:33
an intent look.
12:35
What gave me away
12:38
at the last,
12:39
in the corridor, outside
12:42
these chambers?
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Harry put aside other emotions
12:46
to weigh up the cost and benefit of
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answering honestly,
12:51
came to the conclusion that the Defence Professor
12:53
was giving away far more information
12:56
than he was getting,
12:57
why, and that it was best
13:00
not to give the appearance of reticence. The
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main thing, Harry said, was
13:06
that it was too improbable that everyone
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had arrived in Dumbledore's corridor
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at the same time. I
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tried running with the hypothesis that everyone
13:16
who arrived had to be coordinated,
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including you. But
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I had said that I was following
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Snape, the Defence Professor
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said. Was that
13:29
not plausible? It
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was, but, Harry said,
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the laws governing what constitutes
13:39
a good explanation don't talk
13:41
about plausible excuses you hear
13:44
afterward. They talk about the
13:46
probabilities we assign in
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advance. That's why
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science makes people do advanced
13:52
predictions instead of trusting explanations
13:55
people come up with afterward. And
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I wouldn't have predicted.
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in advance for you to
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follow Snape and show up like that. Even
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if I'd known in advance that you
14:07
could put a trace on Snape's wand, I
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wouldn't have expected you
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to do it and follow him just
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then. Since your explanation
14:18
didn't make me feel like I
14:20
would have predicted the outcome in advance,
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it remained an improbability.
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I started to wonder if Sprout's
14:29
mastermind might have arranged
14:31
for you to show up too, and
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then I realized the note to
14:36
myself hadn't really
14:38
come from future me, and
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that gave it away completely. Ah,
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said the defence professor and sighed.
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Ah, well, I
14:51
think it is all working out
14:54
for the best.
14:55
You did understand only
14:58
too late, and there would have
15:00
been inconveniences as well
15:02
as benefits to you remaining
15:04
unaware.
15:07
What on earth were
15:09
you trying to do? The
15:11
reason I was trying so hard to figure
15:13
it
15:13
out was that the whole thing was just so...weird.
15:19
It should have pointed at Dumbledore,
15:23
not myself, said
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Professor Quirrell and frowned.
15:28
The fact is that Miss Greengrass
15:31
was not supposed to arrive in
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that corridor for several hours,
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though I suppose since I did
15:38
have Mr. Malfoy give her the clue
15:41
I assigned her, it is not too surprising
15:44
they banded together.
15:46
Had Mr. Nott arrived seemingly
15:48
alone, events would have played out
15:51
less farcically.
15:54
But I consider myself
15:56
a specialist in battlefield control
15:58
magics, and I was
15:59
able to ensure that the fight went
16:02
as I wished.
16:04
I suppose it did end up looking
16:06
a bit ridiculous.
16:09
The defense professor dropped a peach slice
16:12
and a bellflower into the cauldron.
16:15
But let us defer our
16:17
discussion of the mirror until we
16:19
reach it. Did you have
16:22
any more questions concerning Miss
16:24
Granger's regrettable and
16:27
hopefully temporary demise?
16:31
Yes, Harry said in an even
16:33
voice. What did
16:36
you do to the Weasley twins? Dumbledore
16:39
thought,
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I mean, the school saw the
16:42
headmaster go to the Weasley twins after
16:45
Hermione was arrested. Dumbledore
16:47
thought you, as Voldemort,
16:50
had wondered why Dumbledore had
16:53
done so and that you'd checked
16:55
on the Weasley twins, found and
16:57
took their map, and...
16:59
...obliviated them afterward? Dumbledore
17:03
was quite correct, Professor
17:06
Quirrell said, shaking his head as though
17:08
in wonderment. He
17:11
was also an utter fool
17:13
to leave the Hogwarts map in
17:15
the possession of those two idiots.
17:19
I had an unpleasant shock
17:21
after I recovered the map. It
17:24
showed my name and
17:26
yours correctly. The
17:29
Weasley idiots had thought
17:31
it a mere malfunction, especially
17:34
after you received your cloak and
17:37
your time turner.
17:39
If Dumbledore had kept the
17:41
map himself, if the
17:44
Weasleys had ever spoken of it to
17:46
Dumbledore,
17:48
but they did not, thankfully,
17:52
showed my name and
17:55
yours correctly. I would
17:59
like to see that.
18:00
Harry said.
18:02
Without taking his eyes from the cauldron,
18:05
Professor Quirrell drew a folded parchment
18:08
from within his robes. He
18:10
stated,
18:11
show our surroundings,
18:15
and tossed the folded parchment toward
18:17
Harry. It cut unerringly
18:20
through the air, an increase of
18:22
doom breathing on Harry's senses as
18:25
it moved toward him, and then
18:27
it fluttered gently to Harry's feet.
18:31
Harry picked up the parchment and
18:33
unfolded it.
18:35
At first, the parchment seemed
18:37
blank. Then, as though an
18:39
unseen pen were moving across it, the
18:41
outline of walls and doors
18:44
appeared, all drawn in
18:46
handwritten lines.
18:48
The writing outlined a series
18:50
of chambers, most of them shown
18:52
as empty.
18:54
The last chamber in the series had
18:56
a confused scribble in its centre,
18:58
as though the map were trying to indicate
19:00
its own bewilderment, and
19:03
the second-to-last chamber showed
19:05
two names within, written
19:07
in positions within
19:09
the chamber, corresponding to where Harry
19:11
was sitting, and Professor Quirrell
19:13
was standing.
19:16
Tom M. Riddle.
19:19
Tom M. Riddle.
19:23
Harry gazed at the parchment,
19:26
an unpleasant chill coming
19:28
over him. It was one
19:30
thing to hear Lord Voldemort
19:32
claim that your name was Tom
19:35
Riddle.
19:36
It was another thing to find that Hogwarts'
19:39
magic agreed. Did
19:42
you tamper with this map
19:45
to achieve this result,
19:48
or did it appear before
19:50
you by surprise? Was
19:54
surprise,
19:57
replied Professor Quirrell with an overtone.
19:59
of hissing laughter.
20:02
No tricks!
20:06
Harry folded the map and threw
20:08
it back in Professor Quirrell's direction. Some
20:12
force caught it in mid-air before
20:14
it reached the floor and drew the map
20:16
back into Professor Quirrell's robes.
20:19
The defence professor spoke. I
20:23
should also like to volunteer
20:25
that Snape was guiding
20:28
Miss Granger and her underlings
20:30
toward bullies, and
20:33
sometimes intervening to protect
20:35
them.
20:37
I knew that. Interesting,
20:41
said Professor Quirrell. Did
20:44
Dumbledore also learn of this,
20:47
answered in Parseltongue?
20:49
Not so far as
20:52
I know. Here's to Harry.
20:56
Fascinating, said
20:58
Professor Quirrell. You
21:01
may be interested to know this as
21:03
well. Potionsmaker
21:07
had to work in secret
21:10
because his plot opposed
21:13
Schoolmaster's plot.
21:16
Harry thought about this while Professor
21:19
Quirrell blew on the potion as though
21:21
to cool it, though the fire still
21:23
burned under the cauldron,
21:25
and then added a pinch of dirt
21:27
and a drop of water and a bellflower.
21:32
Please explain, Harry
21:34
said.
21:36
Has it never occurred to you
21:38
to wonder why Dumbledore
21:40
chose Severus Snape as the
21:43
head of House Slytherin?
21:46
To say that it was a cover for
21:48
his work as Dumbledore's spy
21:50
explains nothing.
21:53
Snape could have been a potionsmaster
21:56
only, and not the head of
21:58
Slytherin at all.
21:59
Snape could have been made
22:02
keeper of grounds and keys
22:04
if he needed to stay within Hogwarts.
22:08
Why, the head
22:11
of House Slytherin.
22:14
Surely it occurred to you that
22:16
this could not have good effects
22:18
upon the Slytherins, according
22:21
to Dumbledore's moral pretenses.
22:25
The thought hadn't occurred to Harry in exactly
22:28
those terms, no. I
22:31
wondered something like it. I
22:34
didn't put the dilemma in that
22:36
precise form. And
22:39
now that you have, is
22:41
the solution obvious? No,
22:45
Harry said. Disappointing.
22:50
You have not learned enough cynicism.
22:53
You have not grasped the flexibility
22:56
of what moralists call morality.
23:01
To fathom a plot, look
23:04
at the consequences and ask
23:06
if they might be intended.
23:10
Dumbledore was deliberately
23:12
sabotaging Slytherin House. Don't
23:15
give me that look, boy. I am
23:19
speaking truth.
23:22
During the last wizarding war,
23:25
Slytherins filled out my ranks
23:27
of underlings and other
23:29
Slytherins in the Wisinger Motte
23:31
supported me.
23:34
Look at it from Dumbledore's
23:36
perspective and remember
23:38
that he has no native
23:41
understanding of Slytherin's ways.
23:44
Think of Dumbledore becoming
23:46
increasingly sad over this Hogwarts
23:49
house that seems the source of so
23:51
much ill doing.
23:54
And then behold,
23:57
Dumbledore puts in as head of
23:59
Slytherin. Slytherin, the person
24:02
of Snape. Snape,
24:06
Severus Snape.
24:09
A man who would teach his house
24:12
neither cunning nor ambition.
24:14
A man who would impose lax
24:17
discipline and make its children
24:19
weak. A man who
24:22
would offend students of other
24:24
houses, who would ruin Slytherin's
24:27
name among them.
24:29
A man whose surname
24:31
was unknown in magical Britain
24:34
and certainly not noble,
24:37
who went about half
24:39
in rags.
24:41
Do you think Dumbledore ignorant
24:44
of the consequence when Dumbledore
24:46
was the one who brought it about and
24:49
had motive to bring it about?
24:52
I expect Dumbledore
24:54
told himself that more lives
24:57
would be saved during the next wizarding
24:59
war if Voldemort's future death
25:01
eaters were weakened.
25:04
Professor Quirrell dropped into the cauldron
25:07
a chip of ice, slowly melting
25:09
as it touched the surface froth.
25:12
Continue the process
25:14
long enough and no
25:17
child would want to go
25:19
to Slytherin.
25:21
The house would be retired
25:24
and if the hat kept calling the
25:26
name it would become a mark
25:28
of ignominy among children who
25:31
would afterward be distributed among
25:33
the other three houses.
25:36
From that day on Hogwarts
25:39
would have three upstanding
25:41
houses of courage and scholarship
25:45
and industry with
25:47
no house of bad children
25:50
added to the mix.
25:52
Just as if the three founders
25:54
of Hogwarts had been wise enough in
25:56
the beginning to refuse
25:59
Salazar Slytherin.
25:59
in their company. That,
26:04
I expect, was Dumbledore's
26:06
intended endgame, a short-term
26:10
sacrifice
26:12
for the greater good. Professor
26:15
Quirrell smiled sardonically.
26:19
And Lucius let it all
26:21
happen without protest, or
26:24
even, I expect, noticing
26:27
that anything was going awry. I fear
26:29
that
26:30
in my absence
26:33
my former servants have been quite
26:35
outmatched in this battle of
26:38
wits.
26:40
Harry was having a bit of trouble taking
26:43
this in, but decided, after
26:46
some thought, that now was not
26:48
the time to try to work it out. Whether
26:51
Lord Voldemort believed it was not decisive,
26:55
Harry would have to evaluate this accusation
26:57
on his own.
26:59
Professor Quirrell's mention of his
27:02
servants had reminded Harry
27:04
of something else that he was... obligated,
27:08
Harry supposed, to ask.
27:11
The bad news was predictable.
27:14
On any other day, it would have been horrible.
27:17
Today, it would just wash out
27:19
in the flood. Bellatrix,
27:23
black, Harry said. What
27:26
was the truth about her? She
27:30
was broken inside before
27:33
I ever met her, Professor
27:35
Quirrell said. He picked
27:37
up what looked like a white-gray
27:40
rubber band and held it over the
27:42
cauldron. As the rubber
27:44
was held within the steam, it turned
27:47
black.
27:48
Using legitimacy on her
27:51
was a mistake, but that
27:53
glimpse showed me how easy it
27:55
would be to make her fall in
27:57
love with me. So I...
27:59
did. Ever
28:02
after she was the most faithful
28:05
of all my servants, the
28:07
only one I could almost
28:10
trust.
28:12
I had no intention of giving
28:14
her what she wanted from me, so
28:17
I commended her to the Lestrange
28:20
brothers for their use,
28:22
and the three of them were happy
28:25
in their
28:26
own special way.
28:29
I doubt it,
28:31
Harry's mouth said, mostly on autopilot.
28:34
If that were true, Bellatrix
28:36
wouldn't have remembered who the Lestrange brothers
28:39
were when we found her in Azkaban.
28:42
Professor Quirrell shrugged. You
28:46
may be right. What
28:49
the hell were we actually
28:52
doing there?
28:54
Finding out where Bellatrix
28:56
had put my wand. I
28:59
had told the Death Eaters of my immortality,
29:02
in the hope, now proven
29:05
futile, that they would stay
29:07
together for at least a few
29:10
days if I appeared to
29:12
die.
29:13
Bellatrix's instructions were
29:16
to recover my wand from wherever
29:18
my body had been slain, and
29:20
take that wand to a certain graveyard
29:23
where my spirits would appear before
29:26
her.
29:27
Harry swallowed. The
29:29
image came to him of Bellatrix Black,
29:32
waiting, waiting, waiting
29:37
at the graveyard in increasing desperation.
29:41
It was no wonder she hadn't been thinking
29:43
strategically when she attacked the Longbottom
29:45
household. What
29:47
did you do with Bellatrix once she
29:50
was out? Send
29:52
her to a peaceful place to
29:55
recover strength, Professor
29:57
Quirrell said, a cold. smile.
30:02
I had a use remaining
30:04
for her, or rather a certain
30:08
portion of her,
30:09
and on my future plans, I
30:12
shall not answer questions.
30:17
Harry breathed deeply, trying
30:19
to maintain control. Were
30:22
there any other secret plots in
30:25
this school year? Oh,
30:28
a fair number, but not
30:31
many more that concern you. Not
30:34
that I can think of offhand.
30:37
The true reason I demanded
30:39
to try to teach the Patronus Charm
30:42
to first years was to bring
30:44
a Dementor before your own person,
30:47
and then I arranged for your
30:49
want to fall where the Dementor could continue
30:51
to drain you through it.
30:54
Was no malice
30:56
in it, only hopes that
30:59
you would recover some
31:01
of your true memories.
31:04
That was also why
31:07
I arranged for certain witches to
31:09
pull you down from the air during
31:12
your rooftop episode, so
31:15
I could appear to save your life,
31:18
just in case any suspicion fell
31:20
on me during the Dementor incident
31:22
I had scheduled for shortly after.
31:26
Also, no malice
31:29
there.
31:31
I arranged some of the attacks
31:33
on Miss Granger's group, so that
31:35
the attacks could be defeated. I do rather
31:38
dislike bullies.
31:43
I think that is all
31:47
secret plots concerning
31:49
you from this school
31:51
year, unless I
31:54
have forgotten something. A
31:57
life lesson learned. said
32:00
his huffle part. Try
32:03
to resist the temptation to
32:05
randomly meddle in other people's
32:07
lives. Like, you know,
32:10
Padma Patil's
32:10
life. If you don't
32:13
want to end up like this, that
32:15
is.
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