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Chapter 116. Aftermath.
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Something to protect. Part
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Zero. At
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first, Anna had been gratified to see
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the final Quidditch Cup go on so
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long. As a Gryffindor,
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she was a bystander at the house cup
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thing. It wasn't like Gryffindor
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ever won. In
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contrast, last year's World Cup of
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Quidditch, to which her family had
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bought some very expensive tickets, had
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been over in ten minutes, which
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was awful. Modern
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Quidditch games had become too short.
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The snitch caught much too quickly.
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It was a widely talked
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problem among aficionados. Broomstick
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enchantments had advanced, while the
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snitch stayed the same regulation
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speed, with the result that
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Quidditch games had become shorter and shorter.
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At professional levels, the sport of
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Quidditch had been reduced to a
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contest of who had the deepest
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pockets for their seeker's experimental racing
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broom, and the rest of the
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players might as well have been watching from the stands.
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Everyone knew something had to be done. The
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situation had been getting worse for centuries,
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and now it was intolerable. But
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the International Confederation of Wizards
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Quidditch Committee was mired in
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all the usual acrimony of
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the ICW, screaming disputes
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between Germans and Bulgarians,
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and somehow nobody could
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agree on exactly how to
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fix the rules. To
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Anna, the correct course
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seemed obvious. Just
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make the snitch fast enough to
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restore the four-hour or
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five-hour games of the early 19th
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century and the golden age of
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Quidditch. Except
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the Belgians thought the duration of
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a professional game should be longer.
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should be two hours, like in
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La Belle Epoque, when Belgium had
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dominated Quidditch, and the
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lunatic Italians wanted to go back to the
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week-long Quidditch games of the 14th century,
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and Britain's even crazier blood
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purists kept on talking up
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the occasional day-long Quidditch match
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as proof that broomsticks couldn't
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really have improved since everything
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was better in the old
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days, which was not
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how the interdict of Merlin
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worked. She
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was one hundred percent on the
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side of Harry Potter, that
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it was time for Hogwarts to
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give up on these gibbering slowpokes
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and just change the rules, starting
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here and now. But
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not by eliminating the
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snitch, that was going all
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the way back to 11th century
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Quidditch. It didn't
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matter if headmistress Hufflepuff had first introduced
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the innovation because one of her students
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had wanted to play the game but
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not been suited to the usual roles.
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Snitches had caught on internationally because it
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was more exciting when the game could
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always end in the next minute. Potter
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had been arguing this viewpoint at the
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top of her lungs for the last
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thirty minutes, quite forgetting to pay attention
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to the game. Thanks
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to a lucky coincidence of seating, she'd
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been near the boy who lived and
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his sign, and hence she'd managed to
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stake out her position right from the
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start. She
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was aware, in the bulk of her
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mind, that if the Quidditch rules really
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did change starting here and now, then
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this was the most
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important thing she'd ever do.
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She could almost feel the pressure
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of time twisting around her as
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though the fate of Quidditch itself
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were being settled this very day,
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and she was standing
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close to the centre of it. Though
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she hadn't gotten high enough scores in
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divination to actually sense anything like that,
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of course. She
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hardly noticed when at one point the boy
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who lived stood up to go to the
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bathroom. The boy
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who lived did catch her eye when he
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trudged back. Harry Potter
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looked a bit tired and wobbly, though
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his uniform appeared as trim as if
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he'd just changed into a new one.
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She noticed half an hour later on
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when Harry Potter seemed to sway a
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bit and then hunch over, his
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hands going to cover up his forehead. It
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looked like he was prodding at his
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forehead scar. The
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thought made her slightly worried. Everyone
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knew there was something going
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on with Harry Potter, and
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if Potter's scar was hurting him then
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it was possible that a sealed horror
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was about to burst out of his
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forehead and eat everyone. She
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dismissed that thought, though, and continued
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to explain quidditch facts to the
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historically ignorant at the top of
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her lungs. She
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definitely noticed when Harry Potter stood
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up, his hands still on
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his forehead, and dropped
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his hands to reveal that
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his famous lightning bolt scar
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was now blazing red and
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inflamed. It was
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bleeding, with blood
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dripping down Potter's nose. She
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stopped talking mid-sentence. Other
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people turned to look at what she was
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staring at. Professor
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McGonagall, Harry
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said in a wavering voice, there
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were tears in the corners of his
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eyes which shocked her. The
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boy who lived didn't seem like
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the sort of person who would
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burst into tears. Harry Potter raised
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his voice further, as though it were
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hard for him to speak. Professor
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McGonagall? Professor
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McGonagall
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turned away from where she was arguing
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with the Hufflepuff Quidditch team. The
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head of Gryffindor's eyes widened in
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shock, and then she was
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moving people out of her way, almost
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running.
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