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Wait , did you see my story about how Shannon and I were

0:02

over at the farmer's market ? We

0:04

go walking over there . We're sitting

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there at the table , you know , she gets a coffee and

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I get a donut . We're sitting there and

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the dude walks by and I'm

0:13

kind of half turned away from him and he's like morning

0:16

ladies .

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Thought I was a woman . Well , you've got

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beautiful hair . You know that's what it

0:28

is Flowing locks of Dan

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Goodsell . Honest mistake

0:32

, right there Was he flirting , maybe

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a little . Maybe a little . All right

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, hey , watch it With

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Dan and Tony . Hey

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, watch it With Dan and Tony . Hate watching with

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Dan and Tony .

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It's like watching hell , welcome

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to Hate . Watching with Dan and Tony I'm

0:54

Dan and I'm Tony

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, and on this show we

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watch the movies that everyone's itching

1:00

to hear us talk about .

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Sorry . I'm not laughing at your intro . Keep going

1:05

, you're good .

1:06

This week we did a consensus

1:09

movie .

1:09

We did yeah .

1:11

Every once in a while we have those consensus movies where

1:13

we're just like you know , the ether is like you've

1:15

got to do Matterweb .

1:17

You've got to do it . You've got to do it , you've got to do it .

1:18

You've got to do these movies that

1:21

.

1:21

We've got a couple coming this year and I'm very

1:23

excited about it . Ghostbusters 2

1:25

. Ghostbusters Consensus

1:28

movie New Venoms coming out sometime

1:31

, Craving the Hunters . I mean we've got

1:33

great stuff coming down the

1:35

pipe here . I'm excited .

1:37

Just when you think the show's petering out , you're like

1:39

oh , they're just going to keep making movies .

1:41

Dan , you thought the show was petering out . This

1:44

going to keep making movies , Dan you thought

1:46

the show was petering out .

1:47

This is news to me , Dan .

1:48

Well , I thought we were going to run out of movies we're

1:50

going to be like oh We'll never run out of movies .

1:51

We're going to have to actually do bad , bad movies . I

1:53

was talking to my buddy , todd

1:55

, and I guess Paul Scheer does a show like this

1:58

that they've been doing for like 13 years

2:00

.

2:01

First of all , you've never heard of how Did this Get Made

2:03

?

2:04

No , I

2:06

thought I came up with this concept .

2:10

Oh , Dan , you're funny . You're a good guy , you

2:12

know I am funny . No

2:14

, how Did this Get Made is very fun .

2:17

But they do bad , bad movies , you

2:19

know . Yeah , yeah .

2:21

They do all the above . You know they do . Yeah

2:23

, I mean they've been doing it for . You know they do . Yeah , I mean they've been doing

2:25

it for a long time . But they did go down . They

2:28

started doing like every two weeks now instead

2:30

of every one week because , you know

2:32

, you got to pace yourselves . But

2:34

Jason Manzoukas is just

2:37

the funniest guy in the world . That's what Tommy's

2:39

saying .

2:39

He's beyond funny .

2:42

If he wasn't . I'll just say this right now , not

2:44

to throw shade at anybody if he wasn't on that show

2:46

, I wouldn't listen to it . Oh

2:48

wow , like he's that influential

2:51

, he's the show . Just

2:53

like I'm the show on this , just like

2:55

it's the good sell show .

2:59

But point being , I like to think we

3:01

our sweet spot

3:03

is Hollywood excess

3:05

.

3:07

Yeah , I mean , that's what we aim for . Right

3:09

, that's the North star

3:11

, as they say .

3:12

That's what I like to look at is where you

3:14

know a bunch of the dump truck of

3:16

money has poured money into celluloid

3:19

and then we're here

3:21

to unpack that , and the movie

3:23

we're doing this week Is that

3:25

in spades it's Rebel

3:28

Moon 2 , the second

3:30

part of the Rebel Moon , and did the first

3:32

one come out in like January ?

3:34

Yeah , so there's only a couple months . I

3:36

didn't look up exactly when it came out , but I think it's

3:39

like a four month difference . So that must be

3:41

January , because right now it's April . You

3:43

did it I just . Yeah , I figured

3:45

it out all on my own . Thanks , dan .

3:47

Now , did you rewatch Rebel Moon 1

3:49

? Of course I did . You didn't think I was going to rewatch

3:51

Rebel Moon 1? .

3:52

Come on , man , because of course I did

3:54

not no-transcript

4:07

.

4:08

And then the second thing was Charlie

4:11

Hunnam . Spoilers

4:13

turned out to be the bad guy

4:15

or working for the bad guys , and he got

4:17

killed . And then I realized in the first one he

4:20

was the most interesting thing .

4:23

Well , he's definitely one of them . I

4:25

also really enjoy the bad guy I

4:27

love . Oh , okay

4:30

, why can't I think of his name ? That's not a good start guys

4:32

.

4:32

Not a good start . Yeah , yeah , noble , his bad guy name

4:34

is .

4:34

Noble . I thought he was great in the first

4:36

one . He was very fun Because he's

4:39

doing just slightly campy but

4:41

still grounded , you

4:50

know what I mean , like he's got a really nice balance . Um , but yeah , I mean those are

4:52

the only two characters in the movie . It felt like it that's and that's . I mean , instead

4:55

of making this better , that's , we're still there , there's , but

4:57

now we're minus one . So now we have

4:59

one character in the movie that

5:01

I that I would even consider a character

5:03

well , the bad guy doesn't really

5:05

have a lot of interaction with

5:07

the good guys either nope nope

5:10

, all the fun stuff . So I

5:12

mean , here's part of the problem , right , they shot

5:14

these back to back . Basically

5:17

it's like one big movie . So there

5:19

wasn't a learning curve , right

5:22

. The first one didn't come out , and then he was

5:24

like oh okay , I see what people like

5:26

and what they didn't like . Let me put that into

5:28

rebel moon too . It was just like I'm

5:30

doubling down on what I want to do as zach snyder

5:33

, and it turns out that all of his

5:35

choices are the wrong choices um

5:40

, yeah , it's , it's pretty

5:42

sad it's

5:44

I . I mean I have . I

5:47

have a lot of thoughts on this because I

5:49

am , I like zach snyder and

5:51

you've watched all of his movies .

5:52

I've watched all of his movies .

5:54

I enjoy a lot of them . I still and we

5:56

disagree . Army of the dead is still one

5:58

of my favorite movies of the last like five

6:00

years . And then

6:03

they made the prequel to that and it was horrible

6:05

so you know , it's really hard . It's really

6:07

hard to know what you're gonna get , um

6:09

, but I here's what I'll say . It's

6:12

interesting that you feel like they were

6:14

on a green screen all the time , because while

6:17

there , of course , there is some green screen , most

6:19

of it is practical sets and then

6:21

they just paint the background , as

6:23

opposed to being on a soundstage

6:26

Like . So all of the stuff that they're

6:28

interacting with is real .

6:30

Right , Let me rephrase that oh sure . Sure

6:32

, you

6:34

know , we , we both just got finished

6:37

. Have you finished fallout ? Oh

6:40

yeah , yeah Big time we both have

6:42

finished fallout and I really think

6:44

that the movies , the two things I was

6:46

sort of thinking about as I finished

6:48

this , was Fallout and then Die Hard

6:51

right .

6:53

That's a high bar . Okay , no , no , no

6:55

, but these are two things that you know

6:57

.

6:58

I could talk about other things that you don't know about , but you

7:00

know those things very well we both know

7:02

them very .

7:02

Oh , really Dan .

7:11

You think you know those things ?

7:11

very well , we both know . Really , dan , you think you , you know anything ? That ?

7:13

I don't know . No , I didn't say . I just said this is , this is a , this is a level playing field that we could

7:15

talk . Okay , I see , yeah , yeah , bring it up in fallout . We have character , character , character

7:17

, character , character . Every character

7:19

has an arc , every character

7:22

, from top to bottom . At one

7:24

point in fallout , when her weird little

7:26

brother , when it was his story yeah

7:29

, I didn't care about anybody else's story , I could care less

7:31

about all those other stories , which is so weird best

7:33

story by far .

7:35

It's so weird to me I I don't

7:37

disagree with you , that's . I'm not saying it's weird that

7:39

you feel that way . It's just

7:41

so interesting to me because when it first

7:43

started and that the first time

7:45

we jumped back to the vault after she leaves , I was like

7:47

wait , what are we doing in the vault ? Why

7:50

?

7:50

are we all of a sudden ?

7:50

back to where she we're following her

7:53

journey turns out . It's just super

7:55

interesting down there and he's great

7:57

, everyone's great and I . The show's wonderful

7:59

.

7:59

I really loved that show and it was just

8:02

like I mean it was probably

8:04

twice as much movie as this movie , but

8:06

you were just like . You have built every

8:09

single one of those characters

8:11

and and made their lives matter

8:13

and made you fear for their lives and

8:15

made the stuff going on with them

8:17

, made you care about it , made

8:19

you want to see where these characters were going

8:22

next .

8:23

Now , now , here's here's my question . Yeah

8:25

, you want to see where these characters were going next . Now , now , here's here's my question . Yeah

8:27

, what's the difference between the two ? Because

8:29

I have my opinions . Between fallout

8:31

and this movie , the character

8:33

work . Why does quote , unquote

8:36

? Why ? What did he ? What did they do in fallout

8:38

that they don't do in rebel

8:40

moon ? And the answer is make

8:42

them characters . Right , that's like the big answer

8:44

. My problem is these flashbacks

8:47

in Rebel Moon 2 that we'll talk about

8:49

. I think . I think he

8:51

thinks that's character development

8:53

. Yeah , I , which is not

8:56

. It's the first . I mean for many reasons

8:58

, but the biggest one is all of

9:00

the stuff that we see in the flashbacks , doesn't

9:03

matter where we are now

9:05

. None of it comes into play

9:07

. Like if somehow you

9:10

put these backstories and it ties into

9:12

how they win the fight . That's

9:14

fine , that's cool with me . Right , it's still not

9:17

character development , but it's still something interesting

9:19

. Well , that's movie stuff .

9:21

That's the movie stuff which is- . Okay

9:23

, movie stuff , that's the die hard stuff

9:25

, you know where they go through things and

9:27

you build I mean , you know that's the whole thing is

9:30

a die hard movie . Is there a lot of

9:32

character stuff in die hard ? There's some stuff

9:34

, for sure , but it's

9:36

really like the villain

9:38

has his thing he's doing and then

9:40

the other guy's screwing up what the villain's doing

9:42

and then at the end they come together to

9:45

to finish the , finish

9:47

the situation Right . And this

9:49

one , just like everything about

9:51

the plot , you're just like well , that doesn't make

9:53

sense , it doesn't make sense . It doesn't make sense . This doesn't make sense

9:56

. It doesn't make sense . It doesn't make sense . You know

9:58

, set

10:00

it up so that it can't make sense because

10:02

he has this whole . I'm making

10:05

the whole universe and you're like no

10:07

, no , you make Star Wars , which

10:09

is the kid has to get off

10:11

the thing . They got to move the plans and

10:13

then we raise the stakes . You

10:17

got to destroy the thing . This kid who shoots womp rats

10:19

when he you know a single line early

10:22

in the movie , lets us know this idiot

10:24

has the skill to solve the problem

10:26

has one skill I've been doing that since

10:28

I was three years old and I've got the

10:31

force and we can do this , we're like , oh , wow

10:33

.

10:33

As opposed to us seeing flashbacks

10:36

of him as a kid , shooting

10:38

them with a backstory , like when I was a child

10:40

I used to go out in the fields

10:43

and shoot womp rat . I won't , whatever

10:45

the words you just said .

10:46

I don't know star wars that well but that would

10:48

even work in this one , I

10:50

mean it would work , but it's less interesting

10:52

my father died , and this is a character

10:54

that you're not sure . If it's the character that we watch

10:56

die in this movie or if it's a character that's a

10:59

different character that died , I don't

11:01

know . I still don't know if tarak's dad was

11:03

the guy we saw kill in this movie

11:05

wait what you quit

11:07

, you know what ?

11:08

I don't even I'm not gonna know the answer . I don't

11:10

want to . Let's not rehash that . Here's

11:13

what I'm . Here's my point

11:15

of it , though . Right , like because that backstory

11:17

of him shooting the rats

11:20

in in your , in your thing doesn't

11:22

really matter . We don't

11:24

have to see it . We get

11:26

one line and you're like okay

11:28

, I understand that about you , and then we see

11:31

him do it later . Great

11:33

, that's great , that's all I need

11:35

I don't need a 10 minute story

11:37

about how we used to do it so we can use

11:39

it late . That doesn't make any sense to me and

11:42

then so what I was gonna say in fallout . How much

11:45

backstory do you get of the

11:47

brother ? What do we know about his backstory

11:49

?

11:49

very little , it's almost zero

11:51

almost zero , barely know if he's older

11:53

, but he's a real fucking character

11:56

because he goes through some stuff and we watch

11:58

him deal with it .

11:59

So we understand him because

12:01

we're watching him do deal with stuff

12:03

. We don't deal with anything

12:06

. A lot of stuff happens , dan , and

12:08

we don't deal with anything in this movie

12:11

.

12:11

It's weird we watch that character step

12:13

through a door and we have no

12:15

idea what he's going to be confronted with

12:17

on the other side of that door and you're like

12:19

, oh shit , and it's the best part of the show

12:21

what he's confronted with what

12:24

it tells us and it it begins

12:26

this collapse of of domino

12:28

, you know , begins this thing of dominoes

12:30

rolling that ends up with a finale

12:33

and you're just like , oh

12:35

, I get it now . They

12:38

were , they were shepherding us

12:40

to this place . This movie . Yeah , it's

12:43

like , okay , I want to have this thing happen

12:45

for five , ten minutes here and

12:47

it's just going to happen . We're

12:51

going to give every character their own flag and

12:53

then those flags are going to hang outside

12:55

and it's going to mean nothing

12:58

.

12:59

Yeah , because

13:03

honestly and now we're just

13:05

going to kind of jump around a little bit , I think but

13:07

when she's giving them these tapestries

13:10

and she's saying why , part of

13:12

me is like first of all , how do you know these things about

13:14

them ? You met ?

13:14

them two days ago .

13:19

For three days happening right now , and you're just telling

13:21

me I haven't seen them do these

13:23

things that they're talking about . I

13:26

don't understand . You can't just tell

13:28

me their character I that does

13:30

not connect me to them whatsoever

13:32

. I didn't care about anyone in this

13:34

movie . No , I . We've

13:36

watched nemesis for a total

13:39

of three and a half hours and when she

13:41

died I did not care

13:43

, is she ?

13:44

a robot .

13:45

Is she a robot ? She's had robot hands . What you

13:47

didn't watch the movie , they tell you in a backstory

13:50

dan , you know she's a human . She cuts off

13:52

her own arms and gives herself arms

13:54

for vengeance . I don't know , it was

13:56

dumb , it's really stupid

13:59

.

13:59

Does she ever even ?

13:59

speak a word . Yeah , she talks a little bit . She talks

14:02

a little bit . She talks a little bit

14:04

, not a lot .

14:05

The thing about characters is and Charlie

14:07

Hunnam realized this in the first movie say

14:10

something .

14:13

I mean also , they

14:15

don't have personalities . They're

14:18

all dark and brooding . There's

14:21

no levels to anyone . I

14:24

don't understand . They all are

14:26

all the same character . They've done slightly

14:28

different things in their career paths

14:31

, but they're all the same character . We

14:33

you need to have Hans . Where's

14:35

your Han Solo ? Not that I want Han

14:37

Solo in this movie , but

14:39

Han Solo is a character . Chewie

14:42

is a character , c-3po a character

14:44

. Where are your characters ? But how do we learn about C-3PO as a character ? Chewie is a character , c-3po a character . Where are your characters ?

14:46

But how do we learn about C-3PO as a character

14:48

? He ?

14:49

says stuff . He says stuff . He

14:51

reacts to things , even though he's a robot

14:53

, Like he's funny .

14:54

He's great . He can't do a lot

14:57

of things . He can barely move his arms

14:59

, he can barely walk . So

15:01

what does that leave you with ? He barely walk . So what does that

15:03

leave you with ?

15:04

He's got to say some things , Some clever witty things .

15:08

Inform the world , inform how he sees the world . He's a coward . C-3po

15:10

is a coward . Let's get out of here , R2

15:12

.

15:13

Wow , he's a coward . What kind

15:15

of character is Tarek

15:18

Guy with

15:20

an X ? What kind of character is General

15:22

Titus A guy that ?

15:24

gives not very rousing speeches

15:26

and sort of has

15:28

a small amount

15:30

of tactical logistics

15:33

.

15:33

Does he though , because the final battle

15:36

is mostly him being like okay , now we're just going

15:38

to run down this bridge at these guys , like

15:41

the first setup is great when they're

15:43

jumping out of the things and rocket launching

15:45

, but then the last part of the plan is

15:47

just run at them , dude

15:50

if you talk about the

15:52

pacing of action in this movie is

15:54

just like it's insane

15:57

.

16:00

You have to set up a thing so that things happen

16:03

compartmentalized , and then we cut

16:05

between the things and the action

16:07

continues and people reposition

16:09

. It's a dance . A

16:12

battle scene like this is a giant

16:14

dance that you have to plot

16:16

from beginning to end and

16:18

have things happen where you know . You

16:21

have to draw the map of what's happening . Oh

16:24

, the rising excitement , the fall

16:26

and then the comeback . I

16:29

mean , it's a graph .

16:31

Oh , you mean , the fight itself is a story

16:34

Interesting .

16:35

It's almost like it's a story and

16:37

they have what's her name ? What's her

16:39

name Milius , the character

16:41

that no one knows who it is .

16:45

Is that the eyeline face paint or

16:47

who's that ?

16:47

I thought it was the girl that was with them

16:50

who I thought was one of the blood axes .

16:52

But I don't know now if that was one of

16:54

the blood axes .

16:54

I don't know why only one of the blood axes went with

16:56

them .

16:57

Well , she's not a blood axe

16:59

, right ? She was just one of the rebels

17:02

that the blood axes were leading , and

17:04

a bunch of them followed

17:06

Ray Fisher , who is

17:08

Mr Blood Axe , but then

17:10

they all died at the end of the first

17:12

one in the ambush scene , except for

17:14

her .

17:15

She was the only survivor of the Blood Axe

17:17

. Okay , Literally for

17:19

the first half an hour of the battle

17:22

we don't see her and then at

17:24

some point she just pops out and

17:28

I'm like what the fuck ? Why

17:30

haven't we used this character ? I don't understand

17:32

. Why is that ? You know , it's like tight

17:34

, he should , she should be with titus , and then titus at

17:36

some point goes flank

17:38

them and then shoot them with the thing

17:41

, and then she has to do a thing . You're just like , oh

17:43

my god , why is this happening ?

17:45

yeah , it's . Some of it feels like

17:48

he's making it up as he goes in

17:50

the battle , like he has

17:52

points that he needs to get

17:54

to , but he didn't write out how to get

17:56

to the different points , so it's it doesn't

17:58

. It doesn't flow . And

18:00

also , listen

18:02

, I you know i'm'm a Snyder defender

18:05

. The slow-mo is gratuitous

18:07

. But here's what I'll say

18:09

In an action scene that

18:12

you then just slow down when nothing's

18:14

really happening , they're just

18:16

kind of walking down a bridge and it's

18:18

slow motion that ruins the tension

18:21

for me . If

18:23

you want to slow-mo something cool

18:25

that's happening , I'm all for it . That's

18:27

fine . I mean , I don't love it , but I'll allow

18:29

it . But if you're slow motioning

18:31

random shit for no reason

18:33

in your climactic battle scene

18:35

, you're killing me , you're . It's

18:38

a slog . It's a painting . He's

18:40

making a painting . I mean

18:42

it looks pretty . I think I don't

18:44

know if I'm alone in that , but it looks all right

18:46

.

18:47

Okay , here we go . We're going to start the movie .

18:49

Are we not done with this movie ?

18:51

We have some nice titles . I'm like , okay , these are

18:53

good . We got some music which I thought the music

18:55

was good .

18:56

We have a recap , the music in general I

18:58

really enjoyed . Just

19:10

to touch on a little bit at the top . I thought the music does a better job with the tension and feelings

19:12

in the movie than any of the things on screen . That is true , that's all .

19:14

So we're heading back to the moon , where the grain

19:16

is right .

19:17

Korra was hiding out there , velt , we're

19:19

going back to .

19:20

Velt , we've got Korra .

19:27

We've got Gunner . Who's the guy from there who they're in love ? Yeah , what were they in the

19:29

first movie , dude ? I re-watched the first one . They mention

19:31

it charlie hunnam . So

19:33

it just to recap real quickly charlie

19:35

hunnam betrays them and captures

19:38

them all in like the final scene , and then the bad

19:40

guys come and he's gonna . He tries

19:42

to make gunner kill cora , which

19:44

doesn't make sense with this movie , but hold on to that thought . And he's gonna . He tries to make gunner kill cora , which doesn't make sense with this movie , but hold

19:47

on to that thought . And he's like I

19:49

know you're in love with her killer

19:51

, something , you know , something like that . And

19:53

I was like , wait , what he's

19:55

in love with her ? When did that happen ? So

19:57

that's when I first learned it . But

19:59

then the rest of the movie happens . You

20:01

know they don't deal with it at all . And then we go to this

20:03

movie and they just tell me that they're

20:05

in love and I'm like I don't think that that's . That's

20:08

not love . I don't know what it is , but it's not

20:10

love and it's their love , is I mean

20:12

?

20:13

okay , let me let me introduce the characters real quick and

20:15

we'll get back . Then we'll do a couple minutes on

20:17

their love cory all right then we've

20:19

got titus . Who's uh

20:21

? Digimonanzo

20:23

? Who's the ?

20:25

admiral . He's a great actor . I love him . He's a great actor

20:27

Wasted , but I love him , wasted in this .

20:29

Nemesis , who is the

20:31

sword-wielding woman who

20:33

lost a kid or something and now

20:35

she has to protect kids . Who knows ?

20:38

Yeah , they tried to tell you what happened

20:40

in the first one too .

20:45

She says I know her mother's's pain , so you must be on the money . We've got tarik

20:48

, who is cornered , the barbarian tarzan who wields

20:50

an axe , and then he's

20:52

the snow elk , and

20:55

then there's melius , who's the

20:57

one blood axe , who's here , so

20:59

that we have six people , even though he's

21:01

faking he's doing fake seven samurai , so we really need seven people . So I'm like why

21:03

don't we have six people , even though he's faking , he's doing fake seven samurai , so we

21:05

really need seven people . So I'm like why ?

21:07

don't we have seven people ? Well , because the seventh one died . You know already

21:09

immediately . Okay

21:12

, I don't know what to tell you . Mr blood x

21:14

died within three minutes

21:16

of being introduced , so charlie hunnam

21:19

seven .

21:20

There was mr blood x seven or with extra

21:22

blood , Blood X seven or were the extra Blood ?

21:23

X's seven , bonus Seven , maybe eight . It's like a 7.5

21:25

down to six .

21:26

So , cora and Gunner are in love

21:29

and as soon as Cora falls

21:31

in love with Gunner , she becomes

21:33

smaller . It's

21:35

the weirdest thing . This

21:38

is not a character that . This is a character

21:40

that feels like they're trying to hide

21:42

in love , which is really weird

21:45

, weird and not good for

21:47

this character . And you're just like this is supposed

21:49

to be . She's supposed to be your primary character

21:51

. She's supposed to be the strongest character , right

21:54

?

21:54

yeah , yeah , she's supposed to be , but we

21:56

take away a lot of her agency in

21:58

this movie . Yes , up until the up

22:00

until the end , like we kind

22:02

of shift it to titus for some reason which

22:04

is he's the big general . He is the

22:07

big general , but she was

22:09

also a big general , wasn't she what ?

22:11

was she in the war she ?

22:12

led something . She's the bodyguard . She's

22:14

the bodyguard of the princess the bodyguard , and

22:16

she's feared amongst the galaxy

22:19

.

22:19

I don't know she says she's supposed to also be the

22:21

greatest warrior , which ?

22:23

noble should not be a better warrior than her .

22:25

He's generally a better warrior than her .

22:28

Well , he's pretty cool and

22:31

he also might be a robot . I

22:33

have some real questions about

22:36

him .

22:38

So , boom , they put him in the tank . He

22:40

fell , but he didn't die . And so they just put him

22:42

in a tank and he comes back . They Humpty Dumpty'd the shit out . Put him in a tank and he comes back . They

22:45

humpty dumpty the shit out of him , yeah

22:47

, and then he's just like I don't know where she is , we're

22:49

gonna go get her hold on before you .

22:51

So why I'm confused is when

22:53

he wakes up in the tube . Right , he's got a

22:55

flap of the back of his head that's

22:57

up and there's a tube into

23:00

his brain stem . What's ?

23:01

going on with that . It's just you know

23:03

sci-fi things .

23:04

Yeah , okay , copy you . He's not a robot

23:07

, so you know .

23:08

He knows that they're returning to the , the

23:11

grain planet . So he's all like I'm gonna

23:13

go to the grain planet somehow they

23:15

, they have days . You know , I guess they have days and days on

23:17

him because he was in the tank . So he's like

23:19

I'm gonna go to the grain planet and I'm gonna get her

23:22

because she's the most

23:24

valuable thing that there is , Right

23:26

Cause , whoever brings her into

23:28

the this , this

23:30

Irish King guy

23:32

who's like so horrible .

23:34

So what's interesting is and

23:37

I don't this is just me talking

23:39

out of my ass here , but Charlie

23:41

Hunnam in the first movie is doing

23:43

some sort of mixture of like

23:46

irish and maybe

23:48

some like . He's got an accent that you

23:50

can't quite pin down right . I feel

23:52

like this , this leader guy

23:54

is doing a similar accent . So

23:57

I don't know if they talked about it and they're like

23:59

this is a planet and we're both from the same place

24:01

. I I don't know , but it feels

24:03

similar to me , so I was like I buy it

24:05

in this world . He's still awful

24:07

. Let me just be clear .

24:09

He's really bad . He looks like he's wearing

24:11

all this weird makeup .

24:13

He just has to be , he's just really

24:15

strange .

24:15

You're just like . I don't know what I'm looking at .

24:18

Not quite human . That's what you're looking at

24:20

.

24:31

So he's like let's go , we got , we got one dreadnought . We're gonna go there with a dreadnought and we're

24:33

gonna get her , and then that's the thing that's gonna be good . So , boom , we cut back to velt . Here we

24:35

are riding the alien horses to the village because , um , you're gonna answer this one

24:37

question for me how'd they get there ? The

24:40

horses they got from

24:43

the first movie to this

24:45

movie via horses , still like a

24:47

Pegasus type of mixture .

24:48

I bet Well we did Pegasus no I don't

24:50

know , Dan . They don't show me that

24:52

.

24:53

Wait , a second Hold on , but I mean

24:55

someone dropped them off and left .

24:58

Maybe they stole Hunnam's ship

25:00

.

25:01

Okay , so shouldn't that ship be on the planet

25:03

?

25:03

Yeah , maybe

25:05

they called an Uber .

25:08

See , that's like , it's stuff like that . Intergalactic

25:10

Uber , but you're just like , okay

25:12

, well , they're going to have that ship , because we do a

25:14

whole thing about having Korra's ship , but having one ship

25:16

from two years ago that may or may not run

25:19

, but then it's like , oh , nevermind , it's fine .

25:21

But yes , I agree .

25:24

So weird . And also , if they did get

25:26

dropped off by somebody , where did they get those

25:28

horses ? And

25:33

if they did , get dropped off .

25:34

Why didn't they just drop them off one foot from the village ? Because

25:37

otherwise we wouldn't have the westernness

25:39

of it . Where they come in on horses they

25:45

come back to town on horses like heroes .

25:50

Okay , so it turns out that there used to be soldiers on here , but then

25:52

they killed them all and then the one soldier like turned on them , so he's still getting

25:54

radio transmissions . Um

25:57

, and so he's . You know , he

25:59

puts on his . When it goes boop , boop , boop , he puts

26:01

on his uniform and acts like , oh yeah , everyone's here

26:03

, they're all over there yeah

26:06

, and this has been about for weeks

26:09

or something for a week

26:11

, for literally weeks .

26:14

Here's this is my least favorite thing in this

26:16

entire movie , for two reasons this

26:18

is your least favorite thing . This is because

26:20

in a movie that is crazy

26:23

and bonkers . This makes the least

26:25

amount of sense to me . You're gonna tell

26:27

me that this guy who I just watched

26:29

in the first movie is basically the lowest

26:31

of the low . He's a private , Like he is

26:34

nothing . No one knows his name , Nobody

26:36

has ever seen him before . If he

26:38

shows up on your screen when you're

26:40

calling home and you're like

26:42

who the fuck is this guy ? I don't know

26:44

this guy .

26:45

He's like everything's great , we're doing good .

26:50

That guy would say instantaneously , let me talk to the

26:52

commander right like you sent it down , take it about

26:54

. You said like a commander , a lieutenant , and like

26:56

there was a hierarchy of people you left on this

26:58

planet . You tell me they never once were like , hey

27:00

, can , can we talk to someone who knows what's

27:02

going on , please ? And

27:05

then that's already baffling

27:07

. But then , once , uh

27:09

, noble is awake , he watches

27:11

one video call with him and he's like

27:13

, well , so they're all dead . Then right , obviously

27:16

this guy's faking it , they're all dead , we should go

27:18

pick him up . Nobody else thought

27:20

of that in weeks .

27:22

That is batshit crazy

27:24

and so this dude's

27:26

like , how's the harvest coming ? And he's like , yep

27:29

, they're bringing it in .

27:30

So good .

27:31

The dude's like we'll be there in five days , and so

27:33

we're like , oh , they put the you know click , start

27:35

the clock , because now we know what

27:38

the clock is .

27:39

And if only that clock mattered to

27:41

anyone in the movie Dan , If

27:43

only .

27:45

I mean it's the right idea .

27:46

You know , put the clock on . It's always good . It

27:48

helps the ante , except for if you don't care

27:51

about it . Do not care .

27:52

So they give them a feast and then they

27:54

walk in there's all this food and they're just like

27:57

where's everybody ? And they're like everybody's

27:59

too embarrassed because you've

28:01

got to fight for us .

28:05

What ? What does

28:07

that mean , Dan ?

28:08

They're farmers .

28:12

They're not warriors , dan , they're farmers . They're not warriors , they're farmers in

28:14

seven samurai .

28:14

Okay , yeah , talk to me and that's

28:16

this is why this movie doesn't , doesn't

28:19

work . In seven samurai . It's

28:21

a . It's a a bunch of bandits

28:23

who go and steal from a bunch of villages

28:25

and they take their food

28:27

. And then that's how the bandits survive

28:30

they just steal from the people who can't

28:32

defend themselves which is a good

28:34

move which is a good move . And so then the

28:36

bandits , the , the farmers , take

28:38

their , their meager amount of money and then

28:40

hire seven samurai to come and protect

28:43

them . And then , while this is

28:45

happening , they find that , you

28:47

know , the , the farmers want to hide

28:49

their , the girls because they don't want

28:51

the samurai having sex with their women . They

28:54

find that the samurai have

28:56

hidden armor and weapons

28:58

from samurai that they've killed in the past

29:00

, you

29:05

know . And so things happen multiple

29:08

times and like , like , at one point the

29:10

bad guys are laying . You know , the

29:12

farmers are inept at

29:14

combat .

29:15

Of course , right , yeah , of course .

29:17

In this thing , everyone in the village

29:19

is like oh yes , I'm a combat

29:21

veteran who can kill everyone and no

29:24

side of you . Do everything you know . And

29:26

when they do the training thing in in

29:28

seven samurai , there's ups and downs

29:30

, there's a lot of them that are shit , but there's some

29:32

that are good , sure , sure , oh

29:35

, just like . But in this one , you know , this stupid

29:37

movie , everybody's great .

29:39

And then the band well , except for the women

29:41

and children , dan .

29:42

They're incapable of doing anything , which

29:46

is such a weird moment for me , and so

29:48

it makes sense when they fight the bandits

29:50

that if they fight the bandits they might be , free

29:52

of the bandits so yeah , yeah , of course , of

29:54

course in this movie

29:56

you're like the imperium is against you . You

29:59

can't fight , right you're done .

30:01

You're done , you're . You're 50 people , you're done

30:03

. Just give up .

30:05

I don't know and the other final point

30:07

that I want to make is this

30:09

is like this tiny harvest of grain

30:11

from 60 people , and

30:14

they act at times like the

30:16

Imperium will fall if

30:18

they don't get this amount

30:20

of grain .

30:21

Well , they do try to give you the what your

30:23

Dan Goodsell movie line . And

30:26

it's because in the next scene

30:28

that we're about to see they're like , well

30:30

, noble's dead , so there's no reason

30:32

for them to come back . And then they're

30:35

coming back and he's like , well , they must need the

30:37

grain more than we thought .

30:39

And they say , but they also say that .

30:42

They say that the grain is their main thing

30:44

, guys also say yeah , you're right , my

30:46

point is moot .

30:48

Ah , shoot no no , and

30:50

if you're not paying attention

30:52

you could maybe slip that through

30:54

.

30:55

Sure .

30:55

But just the amount of expense

30:57

that it's taking them with hundreds

30:59

of army men it's

31:02

like that grain is going to feed them , for

31:04

like people on the ship for like three weeks , all

31:07

the fuel that they're burning .

31:08

That's expensive shit , man . Man , you can't just

31:10

be moving dreadnoughts all over the galaxy

31:12

on a whim , oh you can't , it's

31:15

so expensive , okay

31:18

, so they

31:21

need the great .

31:22

So they call the villagers and titus gives them

31:24

the talk .

31:25

We just wait , wait , wait , dad , hold on we

31:27

took a really long break before

31:29

those two things happened . So the

31:31

at one moment they're like hey

31:34

, where is everybody ? And they're like , well , they're gone

31:36

, they don't want to talk to you because they're embarrassed

31:38

that you're fighting for them . And then two

31:40

seconds later , titus is like hey , call

31:42

your farmers . And he's like , oh , yeah , yeah , cool , cool

31:44

, everyone round up and then they're just outside . It's

31:46

a really weird transition that doesn't

31:49

make any sense .

31:50

We're embarrassed , but if you call us in , we're not going to be

31:52

embarrassed , not if you really want us to come , we'll come

31:54

over .

31:54

It's cool , it's cool .

31:56

Yeah , it's really weird , it's so

31:58

funny . So he's like okay

32:02

, they want the grain , so we're going to pile

32:04

up the grain by the houses so they don't just nuke

32:06

us from orbit . Okay , that makes sense .

32:09

Yeah , I like that move if the grain really

32:11

matters .

32:11

We got five days , so we're going to harvest

32:15

all the grain , which also For three

32:17

days . In three days we're going

32:19

to harvest the grain and you're kind of like , why

32:23

don't you just not harvest the grain ? Then they're going to be like

32:25

, oh , the grain's not harvested . And then they're going to be like , oh , the

32:27

grain's not harvested . And then they'll say you've got to come back in

32:29

a week .

32:29

Yep , that's smart who knows who knows

32:31

.

32:32

So we're going to harvest it in three weeks and

32:35

then , by us harvesting together

32:37

, then we're going to trust each other and

32:40

you're like well , there's no mistrust in

32:42

this situation .

32:44

Well , they don't trust the seven samurai

32:46

six samurai , right

32:48

. Because that they don't trust the seven samurai six samurai , right . Because that's what the guy's saying . He's like

32:50

cool , it's not . I guess you're right , because

32:52

it's not that they don't trust them , it's just like , oh

32:55

, we're embarrassed , they know they went off and

32:57

did a whole big thing for them .

32:58

You'd be like of course you're good . Why would you not ? Why

33:01

would you not trust them ? What are ?

33:02

they ? That's a great question . What ?

33:04

is the lack of trust . And what is the lack of

33:06

trust ? It's not like they've got

33:08

a ship and they're like load half your grain on

33:10

the ship and we're going to hide that .

33:12

But we'll definitely bring it back , don't

33:15

worry . No

33:17

, I don't know , but I mean the great news

33:19

is , the three days to harvest

33:21

, two days to train a militia Makes

33:24

perfect sense , perfect sense .

33:26

Cora and Gunnar talk about fear and war

33:29

. I losing you . They make

33:31

out , they share a bed , yeah

33:33

there's a moment .

33:35

I don't remember exactly what she says

33:37

, but she's like why did you do

33:39

all this ? And he was like it's you , it

33:41

was always you . It's like I

33:43

would have loved to have seen that . Just

33:46

like even a little bit . You know what I'm like . In

33:49

this movie he does one thing

33:51

that is technically

33:54

like , oh , it's because he loves her , but it doesn't

33:56

work because I don't think that he loves her

33:58

. It's a whole thing . We'll talk about it when we get there . But

34:01

some of his actions in the first

34:03

movie should have conveyed

34:06

more that he loved

34:08

her . I don't need her to return

34:10

the feelings until until this

34:12

movie , but he needs to be in love

34:14

with her somebody was doing like a scam deal

34:16

with the grain .

34:18

Who was that ?

34:19

what do you mean ? A scam deal ?

34:21

weren't they doing like a thing of like selling some grain

34:23

? Yeah , he was gunner .

34:25

He sold , yeah , so he sold grain

34:28

to the blood axes . He sold their surplus

34:30

to the blood axes , which

34:32

was so when the bad guys came

34:34

and were like hey , do you have grain , the main

34:36

guy , the boss of the village , was like no

34:39

, we have , we don't have any surplus , the lands

34:41

aren't that fertile . And then Gunner is like nah

34:43

, they are , he's lying , we have tons of access

34:45

, we'll

34:50

give it to you . And then they kill the leader of the village . It's a whole . It's super weird .

34:51

So this gunner guy is an idiot all the time , but he's also like a

34:53

scoundrel right .

34:55

He should be . Yeah , but it's very

34:58

muddled and that goes away in this movie

35:00

. Oh yeah , we don't talk about it . In

35:02

fact , they barely talk about it in the first

35:04

one . The leader of the village is like

35:07

don't think , I don't know where you sold our

35:09

surplus . I know where it goes , and

35:11

that's about as far as we get talking about

35:13

it .

35:14

Okay , so

35:16

they're having sex and then he's like so

35:19

why is everybody after you

35:21

?

35:21

Now we get the whole

35:24

backstory of what's really happening , the

35:26

first of many backstories that we

35:28

don't really need .

35:29

So the guy that's her

35:31

fake dad , who like fake dad

35:34

her and put her with the princess

35:36

, he says you

35:38

got to kill the princess because

35:40

the princess is going to make it . So we don't do

35:43

war anymore because this is

35:45

our last dreadnought we're ever going to make .

35:47

Now , can you , can you pause on

35:49

that and remember that sentence ? Because

35:52

in the first movie , korra

35:54

talks about protecting the princess and

35:56

how she believes that she's the only

35:58

chance for peace

36:01

in the galaxy and that she's

36:03

the biggest hope that we have . That's how Korra

36:06

felt about it . Fast forward to movie

36:08

two , she's like yeah , well , he

36:10

told me I had to kill her and I was like okie doke

36:12

. So super weird , doesn't

36:14

make any sense . But

36:17

also yeah , so I don't . I explain

36:19

this war thing to me . Because who's

36:21

profiting on the war ? Because

36:23

do they make their own warships and

36:26

sell them to themselves ? I don't understand

36:28

.

36:29

Make their own warships and sell them to themselves . I don't understand . I think

36:31

it's just that they want to keep doing war , because war is fun

36:33

.

36:34

That's what ? Oh , war is fun , okay I think he's like a .

36:35

He's like a war .

36:37

It's good , he's just like a

36:39

pro war guy . Yeah

36:41

, because peace .

36:43

Well , it doesn't really explain why peace is bad

36:45

, and I yeah , I know I

36:47

mean , that's the thing . If you look at star

36:49

wars , it's like they don't want to fight

36:51

wars , they want to crush their enemies

36:54

, but they want to have . They

36:56

want , you know , the bureaucracy

36:59

.

36:59

Yeah they want to have control over

37:01

it . Yeah , which is so . That's which makes

37:03

sense . They're not just like I love to kill

37:05

people and what ? What other planets we

37:07

got ? Let's go nuke them .

37:09

I don't know but I could see zack snyder

37:11

thinking that that's what the bad guys really

37:13

want . We just want to cause killing because

37:16

it's killing yeah

37:18

, look at general zod right look at general

37:20

zod . Um , so then

37:22

he's like the big guy's

37:24

, like kill the prince , they kill the king

37:27

and the queen .

37:28

And then he's all like , and that's Cary Elwes

37:30

, right the king .

37:32

Oh , that's yes . Cary Elwes was

37:34

the king . Yeah , why .

37:37

Why do you hire Cary and not let him A

37:39

do anything and then B just kill

37:41

him ?

37:41

Because he makes some money .

37:42

I don't get it Because you get him to some coin of the

37:45

realm or you think they're just buddies and he's like , hey , you want to

37:47

come in and make a couple mil , sure

37:49

, I would do that .

37:50

And so then they're like you gotta kill the princess

37:53

. Why she has to kill the princess , no

37:56

one knows .

37:58

Oh , I know why ? Well

38:00

, because he's setting her up , yeah

38:03

, the whole time . I'm not saying it makes sense

38:05

, I'm just telling you the reason , dan .

38:08

I guess . So In a court of law he could say she

38:10

killed the princess , she did it .

38:12

And then they'd be like . Well , who killed the king ?

38:16

And they'd be like , wow , she killed the princess , they

38:19

fired from space . So , she

38:21

points a gun at them . It was all like , and

38:26

then the princess says I

38:29

forgive you , and then they shoot . Her

38:31

Princess turns into a ball of light .

38:33

That's the only good line of this entire

38:35

movie . Don't forget it . The

38:37

princess says I forgive you , and

38:39

then Cora says don't , and

38:42

then blows her away .

38:44

That's a nice line , sure

38:46

In a bubble If Cora acted in some

38:48

way like this truly did affect her , sure , yeah , yeah , yeah that's

38:50

a nice line , sure In a bubble If Korra acted in some way like this truly did affect her

38:52

.

38:52

Sure , yeah , yeah , yeah .

38:52

That's why I say in a bubble it's a nice

38:55

moment , I mean Korra should swear

38:57

off all weapons or something when it's

38:59

like I will not ever fight again . I

39:01

will not ever fight again .

39:03

That's great . It gets even weirder for

39:05

me . Continue and I'll tell you where it

39:07

gets weird . It should be very soon .

39:08

So then she runs away and just easily

39:10

.

39:11

Why does she run away ? She says

39:14

it in the voiceover .

39:16

She says I want to find .

39:16

Gunner and then share his bed . I

39:19

want to . I want to breed . No , she

39:21

says the I figured the

39:23

only I this I'm . I'm like going

39:26

to butcher this quote , I'm sure , but the only way to

39:28

honor her , the princess , was

39:30

to run . What does

39:32

that mean ? That doesn't

39:34

make Any sense to me . How is this Honoring

39:37

the princess you just murdered ?

39:40

So she could Tell the truth , tell

39:43

the truth .

39:45

She's not telling the truth .

39:46

She hasn't told anybody . She hasn't

39:49

told a single secret .

39:50

She ran away to a moon and then

39:52

just was like no , I'm a farmer , now I'm a farmer

39:55

. I'm honoring the dead girl that I murdered

39:57

by farming and hiding she

39:59

wanted me to hide .

40:00

She should have said the princess should have said I

40:02

forgive you now run right

40:05

like I don't know .

40:06

It was super weird , doesn't ? Make any sense

40:08

how do you get away ? Well

40:10

, she , I mean , they just let her get away . You

40:13

know , I don't know why

40:15

?

40:16

okay ? So uh , boom

40:18

, uh , noble , noble's

40:20

still back on the ship and they're all like we

40:22

need to run tests , and then he shoots the doctor

40:25

and then we do this whole thing about . He's got

40:27

like a bonus scar because he didn't do a very

40:29

good job and he's like I'm keeping the scar

40:31

because she's the scar

40:34

the scar giver and you're like now

40:36

do we ever learn why she's called

40:38

the scar giver already ?

40:40

because she gave him a scar ? No , no

40:42

, but that just happened . No

40:44

, I mean previously . Who

40:46

did she scar ? Because she didn't scar the princess

40:48

, she murdered her . So I'm just

40:51

curious .

40:51

Wait , you watched the first movie , I'm telling you

40:53

.

40:53

It doesn't tell you in the first one . I'm telling

40:56

you right now . I have not yet learned the information

40:58

. And I think that this is supposed

41:00

to be the end , right ? I

41:03

mean , I know he wants to do more movies , but this

41:05

is supposed to be like a full story .

41:11

One and two are supposed to be a full story . A duology right

41:13

, duology , no . I mean , is it supposed to make sense after this ? I suppose

41:16

he thought that , but I mean , didn't

41:18

he write this when he was like nine years old ?

41:21

Well , he didn't write it then , but he's been

41:23

thinking about it for a long time . Yeah

41:25

, so he's all like .

41:26

I have this kick-ass girl and she'll be called

41:28

the Scargiver and she'll be the

41:30

baddest ass badass in the galaxy . Why

41:32

is she ?

41:33

called that . Well , that's great .

41:34

Because I came up with that when I was young , sure , yeah

41:36

.

41:36

But as you grow , that's when you

41:38

feel in the backstories Well no you

41:40

figure stuff out and make .

41:44

So we do the harvest . We

41:46

do 45 minutes of them doing the harvest

41:48

and holding grain and doing this

41:50

. And Titus stops

41:53

drinking . And now he's tricking

41:55

everybody into thinking he's drinking , but he's really drinking

41:57

water .

41:58

Now did you get that until they told

42:00

you that I totally got it .

42:02

Oh , you totally got it , because Cora sees him do it To

42:05

dunk it in the water .

42:07

But what I don't see is him like

42:09

boasting about drinking alcohol

42:12

. You know what I mean , because it doesn't

42:14

mean anything . It doesn't , that's what

42:16

, and it I'm , it should right

42:19

he gave up the booze in the first movie it's

42:21

just ostensibly yeah , because then they had to

42:23

go fight , right , so then he just gave

42:26

it up again . I just don't get

42:28

it , and I , if that is a

42:30

character arc you want to talk about , is him

42:32

finding himself again .

42:33

I'm all for it , but he found himself in the

42:36

first movie and this movie he's going

42:38

through the motions of being an alcoholic to

42:41

assuage people's fears . I

42:44

thought you were an alcoholic and that's why you were good at

42:46

your job .

42:47

Because we all know that that happens all the

42:49

time . I don't get it , man . I just don't

42:51

get it .

42:52

You want people to think you want your main leader person having

42:54

everybody think that they're going to .

42:56

Well , that's how you trick them , right ? That's how you

42:58

trick everybody . And he's like I fooled you

43:00

, I'm stone cold , sober , and then I'll

43:02

fight you , yeah .

43:05

I don't get it . We do more harvest porn

43:07

. The young girl brings them all the- . I mean

43:09

it's excessive .

43:11

It's excessive , it's weird .

43:13

The other thing is you get to the end of it and they're all

43:15

like , okay , that's the end of the three days .

43:17

We're all good . Yep , I thought it was day one

43:19

Day one I was like we got two more

43:21

days of this .

43:22

No wonder this was 19 hours long , long

43:24

, oh boy so they

43:27

give everybody their flags and then

43:29

they do eating and dancing and then titus

43:31

sings a song . I do believe during

43:33

titus's song I took off my

43:35

headphones and I didn't listen and , um

43:38

, I didn't pay any attention because I

43:40

hated that part so much wait

43:43

what hold on .

43:44

You're gonna have to explain to me why you hated

43:46

it so much . What was the problem , Dan

43:48

?

43:52

If you're gonna , did he sing in a human language ?

43:55

No , he did not , okay

43:57

, okay .

44:00

If you're gonna sing me a song , the

44:03

song has to tell me something .

44:04

It can't just be , Well

44:11

it tells you that he went to school

44:14

and was in the choir . That's

44:16

so . It's backstory . I don't , it's not

44:18

. It's , it's , it's

44:20

not . I don't . Yeah , I don't know if it's like

44:22

, if it's an emotional song , I don't know

44:24

if it's a song from his heritage . That means

44:26

something .

44:27

No , I don't know those things . We don't know

44:30

anything about it . I still don't know those things .

44:32

All I know is that everybody

44:35

else gets silent and just watches

44:37

this guy sing it and I'm like do they know what

44:39

he's singing ? Because they're not from

44:41

his planet , right , so do

44:43

they even know the language ? What's happening

44:46

right now ? I

44:50

didn't hate it , but was like this doesn't make any

44:52

sense .

44:52

But I hated it because I knew it didn't make any sense

44:54

I'm just like you are wasting

44:56

time in your movie that

44:58

just did a fucking 20 minutes on a harvest

45:01

.

45:01

Let's have a guy sing a song brace

45:03

yourself , I'm gonna I'm gonna blow

45:06

your mind right now . This and

45:08

part one should not have been two

45:10

movies , because there is not

45:12

two movies worth of content in these

45:14

two movies put together . There

45:16

is at most one movie of content

45:18

. You can remove the entire first hour

45:21

of this movie and just tack

45:23

on the final battle to the first movie

45:25

and you pretty much have a full , complete story sure

45:27

they can just get back and the harvest is in and

45:30

they spend a couple of days getting ready and that's

45:32

it and be like they're coming . We gotta train

45:34

. We'll train a little bit and then we're gonna fight . That's

45:37

all you need . I don't need 25

45:39

minutes of cutting down grain , even though

45:41

some of these guys look really

45:43

nice while they're doing it . There are some beautiful

45:46

cut up men in this movie . Tarik

45:48

looks great , titus looks

45:50

I mean don't , but you

45:52

know I don't need to see it there

45:55

it is now . Here's why I was confused

45:57

, and this is probably why I didn't hate

45:59

the song so much , because I was already so

46:02

confused by this scene . Why

46:04

are they celebrating ? They're celebrating the

46:06

end of the harvest . Yeah , that's what you , even though

46:09

they're gonna die in two more days .

46:10

They don't care . No one cares that they're

46:13

going to die .

46:13

That's what I'm saying . We put a five-day timer

46:16

on this thing . Halfway through . We're going to celebrate

46:18

. We haven't even trained at all . Nobody's

46:21

run away you have to have people

46:23

run away . Yeah

46:30

, some deserters for sure , because they're all gonna die , dan like they should have all

46:32

died . I don't know .

46:33

It's so weird , you gotta wake up the next morning and go like we lost five

46:35

. We lost blah , blah

46:37

, blah blah , blah , blah , blah they're like we're done but

46:41

we don't know we don't know if there's anybody else lives on this

46:43

moon . They might be the only ones living on the moon that's

46:45

a good point .

46:46

That's maybe there's no place to run away . I don't know

46:48

. I don't know anything .

46:49

We don't know anything because we there we

46:51

don't know everyone exists as

46:53

like an archetype thing yeah

46:57

, they're monolithic . We're

46:59

farmers and we care and we're

47:01

perfect . No , you're not a bunch of people

47:03

.

47:04

Here's my big umbrella

47:07

problem , right With

47:09

, probably with Zach in general

47:11

, world

47:14

building . I

47:16

enjoy he

47:18

doesn't know how to flesh anything

47:20

out . I think there are some wonderful

47:23

ideas in this , some like there

47:25

. There is a story in here that I

47:27

enjoy in

47:31

this , some like there . There is a story in here that I enjoy

47:34

and I I really believe if somebody else had a written it and b directed

47:36

it , it could have been a good movie , but

47:39

he doesn't . I don't

47:41

think he's a terrible director . I don't

47:43

. I don't think he's a terrible director , but

47:45

I don't think he should be directing what

47:47

he wrote , because neither of those

47:49

things have any human

47:51

elements to them whatsoever . So then , put

47:53

together , there's absolutely

47:55

no . I have

47:58

no relationship to anyone in this movie

48:00

. I have no relationship to the movie

48:02

itself because there's no human

48:04

interactions . There's no real , genuine interactions

48:07

. Nobody goes through anything . There

48:09

is a beautiful world here . I think it

48:11

looks stunning . I know that you don't love all

48:14

. There's no human interactions . There's no real genuine interactions .

48:15

Nobody goes through anything . There is a beautiful world here . I think it looks stunning

48:17

.

48:17

I know that you don't love all the green screen stuff . I thought this

48:19

one looked better . I think this one

48:21

looked a lot better than the first movie . You

48:24

know why ? That is probably it's because this is all practical

48:26

sets on the farm .

48:26

Yeah , like they , literally . I watched the behind the scenes last night , which is interesting

48:29

. It felt like they were in a place .

48:30

Because they are .

48:31

They did a lot of stuff that tried to dissuade

48:34

you from thinking that .

48:35

For sure .

48:36

But if they'd have this place existed

48:38

, it felt like it existed .

48:40

And it did .

48:40

And if they'd have figured out how everything

48:43

happened in this space it

48:45

would have been great .

48:47

Which is interesting because they literally built

48:49

it from the ground up . So

48:51

they they should have had , like

48:53

that should have been part of the planning , right

48:55

uh , but they really grew the grain

48:57

like that's real grain , that they're they're

49:00

reaping . It's very interesting

49:02

the way they did it . So I I think that that's why you feel

49:04

that way , is because they really did create this , this

49:07

part of the moon .

49:09

You know what movie this idiot should have watched

49:11

? He should have watched Saving Private Ryan , if

49:14

you ever want to see the end of a movie go

49:16

watch Saving Private Ryan . You got Barry

49:18

Pepper up in the fucking Clark

49:21

Watchtower . You know you're going to kill

49:23

him . I fucking was going to hate them because they're going to kill him

49:25

. The only character I cared about being

49:28

the sniper Right . Put Milius

49:30

up the tower . Milius is the sniper

49:32

. Boom Milius is whenever

49:34

something's going wrong . Boom Milius lays

49:37

down a thing saves our guys . And

49:39

that's the whole thing about a movie

49:41

like this . As we're going to get into the battle

49:43

, the battle is just endless

49:46

. It's just like 1 , 000

49:48

shots in this direction , 1 000

49:50

shots in this . Now , at

49:52

one point they land like four

49:54

or five things , six things , and they start

49:57

marching out and then , like three

49:59

other times , more tanks

50:01

appear and more guys appear out of nowhere

50:04

marching in formation

50:06

, you're like it really it's's three times

50:08

, there's three waves of

50:10

it , and it doesn't really

50:12

make sense to me . Make them

50:14

fighting 100 guys and

50:16

those guys spread out and those guys do things

50:18

. We account

50:21

for each of those 100 guys and 100

50:23

kills . And if you account

50:25

for each of those guys in 100 kills , you've

50:28

made a movie . This is not . This

50:30

is like oh , now we got to

50:32

make it feel like they're not going to win . Oh

50:35

, all these tanks , then Milius is

50:37

going to swim and then come out

50:39

and do a magic thing from the swim

50:41

. You're like no , you got to say

50:43

we have five

50:45

of these cluster bombs and each

50:48

one of those cluster bombs we see go off has

50:50

to have an impact on the battle

50:52

, and when they waste one of them , they're just like

50:54

fuck

50:56

, we're so fucking screwed . You

50:58

know , when you run out of bullets you're like fuck

51:01

, we ran out of bullets . It means

51:03

you know every life in

51:06

fucking Private Ryan means something Matters

51:08

Nothing in this thing . We don't care if our matters nothing in this thing , we don't

51:10

care for our guys live or die , we don't

51:12

care now

51:14

I'm gonna play devil's advocate here , sure

51:16

?

51:17

the opposite side of that coin is

51:19

I saw saving private ryan

51:22

in high school . Okay , and I vowed

51:24

never to watch it again . It

51:26

is too emotional , it's too

51:28

raw . So zach snyder probably feels

51:30

the same way and he's like I'm gonna do the opposite

51:32

of everything they did , because I want people to

51:34

watch this over and over again well

51:36

, your problem is they're not gonna watch it over and over

51:39

again .

51:39

They're gonna watch die hard over and over again because he

51:41

sure am .

51:43

I sure am also . But

51:45

having said that , the I don't know if you heard

51:47

about this , but he's releasing the R-rated

51:50

Director's cuts at some

51:52

point Of these two movies and I'm gonna watch them

51:54

.

51:54

Then it's like Charlie

51:56

Hunnam walking around with his dick swinging . Is that what

51:58

it's all about ?

52:00

There better be some male genitalia . I

52:03

don't know , because none of the problems

52:05

I have extend from

52:07

it being A PG-13 rating .

52:09

You know what I'm saying ? They're going to show us when they cut

52:12

off Noble's head . We're just going to see that . Yeah

52:14

, probably that was the one thing I was like oh , we didn't see his head

52:16

get cut off .

52:17

Sure , and then the sex scene

52:19

. I bet we get a little sexy time .

52:22

I mean , she's hot yeah great .

52:24

So is he . So is he . No

52:26

, you don't like Gunner .

52:27

He's fine as an actor

52:30

and as a person . I'm like , oh he's fine .

52:36

But in this movie , if he was a scoundrel I'd be like oh , I love this guy . Well , that's because

52:38

I think he's supposed to be . They just forgot . They

52:41

forgot about that part . They just forgot .

52:43

So then they're like they dig

52:46

six or seven

52:48

foot high trenches everywhere .

52:51

Yeah , in two days in without machinery

52:53

and have you ever dug

52:55

anything in your life , tony yeah

52:57

, we used to dig uh gas lines

52:59

she used to dig gas

53:01

lines .

53:02

What does that mean ?

53:02

yeah , yeah , we , because , so my dad owns

53:04

a mobile home park and he would like come out

53:06

there and be like tony well , your dad

53:09

would for your dad , yeah yeah , I used to work

53:11

with my dad sometimes , not often , because

53:13

he gets mad at me he'd hand you a shovel and

53:15

he'd say give us a six foot trench yeah

53:18

, yeah , yeah , six feet by about a foot and a

53:20

half , and then you got to go from the house out

53:22

to the to the thing .

53:23

Yeah , how long would that take ? How long would that

53:25

take you ?

53:25

that's summer , summer , those are my summers right , that's

53:27

a summer , so we're talking weeks , fucking weeks at a time

53:29

. It's the worst Anyhow

53:32

. So yeah , I've

53:34

dug some stuff and I don't enjoy

53:36

it . That's what I'll say .

53:38

Digging is a fucking nightmare because you're just like nothing

53:40

is happening .

53:42

I'm doing nothing here man .

53:43

Nothing has occurred . Yeah , yeah

53:51

it's not fun . I did it once one time , that's enough .

53:52

Listen , I hear you . That's why God invented backhoes . That's

53:54

why I don't have a yard . I

53:58

don't even want a seagrass anymore . Okay , so , cora

54:00

has her ship .

54:01

It's been sitting out there for Two

54:04

years , two seasons .

54:06

I assume that's the same as a year , but they say seasons

54:08

. They do say seasons .

54:09

They go out there and with ropes and

54:12

horses and men going like this , they

54:14

pull it out . They

54:16

don't pull it out anywhere , it's just sitting there . They

54:19

pull it like halfway to the

54:21

village and then she just gets in it and

54:23

fires it up and

54:25

it flies normally . They pull

54:27

a couple of branches out of it . You're like what , what

54:30

?

54:32

it's so good . It's so good . My

54:34

favorite part is that there

54:37

he they mention it twice in a row

54:39

, just in case you didn't understand

54:41

what they're doing . She

54:43

is , she is talking about her ship

54:45

, but she's like oh yeah , it's been there for two seasons

54:47

. And then there's a voiceover of Titus being like

54:49

Korra ships out in the woods for two

54:51

years . We're going to go pull it out and I was like those

54:53

happen back to back . I don't need both

54:56

of those informations to tell me what you're doing

54:58

and then you show me you're doing it . It is wild

55:00

stuff . Oh , it's great .

55:03

Talk about some filler so

55:11

now we have the tony's favorite scene by far , which is the men , all the people , all our guys hang

55:13

out in the in the common room and then we all tell stories of our backstories , which

55:15

is how you're going to make this movie three hours when

55:18

you add all the things , you're gonna all these things are

55:20

going to be fleshed out and you're going to want to kill yourself

55:22

and basically titus

55:24

talks about how he he

55:27

rebelled and so they killed all his men , and

55:30

then he says I'll never surrender

55:32

.

55:34

Now , wouldn't that be interesting if he had to deal

55:36

with something like that again . Yep

55:39

, sure , yeah , you set up

55:42

a really like . His is my favorite

55:44

backstory , I think , and because

55:46

it's the one that would be easiest to

55:48

incorporate into this movie oh sure sure

55:50

, sure , sure . Which I could have sworn

55:52

they were gonna do .

55:53

I could have , I would have put fucking

55:56

money on it you know , every

55:58

time we went into one of these things , my eyes glazed

56:00

over and I paid zero attention to

56:02

what's happening because I knew it meant nothing I

56:04

was enraptured with the screen

56:06

.

56:06

I was like , yes , zach sny

56:08

is going to dole out some of these things . And

56:10

then , as we see the movie unfold , I'm going to cry

56:13

, because these people are overcoming their obstacles

56:15

Instead of that

56:17

. None of this means anything

56:19

at all , and I'm just mad

56:22

.

56:23

Milius was in a labor camp . There was something

56:25

with Nemesis .

56:26

Tarek's dad died and then he

56:28

had to watch his dad be dead well

56:31

, tarx and his mom jumped

56:34

off a thing because , well , basically , his dad went to

56:36

the mothership

56:38

people I forget

56:40

all their names imperium , whatever , yeah , yeah

56:42

, the imperium and he was like , hey , what's up ? And then they killed him and

56:44

then they came and invaded his planet and his mom was basically like , again , they don't show this very

56:46

well . But his mom was like , hey , what's up ? And then they killed him and then they came and invaded

56:48

his planet and his mom was basically like , again

56:51

, they don't show this very well . But his mom was like , you need to run

56:53

, preserve the bloodline . And then she kills

56:55

herself , which is interesting

56:58

, but it doesn't

57:00

matter at all

57:02

. He should be like , who cares if he's a prince

57:04

?

57:05

he should be spreading that taric seed everywhere great

57:08

, yeah , you get the bloodline out there .

57:10

buddy , do something . But what he says

57:12

? He says something to the effect of like it doesn't

57:14

even matter because the bloodline is dead . And I was like , no

57:17

, it's not , you are the bloodline

57:19

. That's the whole point .

57:21

That should have been .

57:22

Tarek should have been this fucking uber creep

57:24

and he should have been like macking

57:26

on every girl , or he should have just been a

57:29

really sexy fuck boy , because I think he

57:31

could pull that off or he could be , you know he'd just

57:33

be like come here just

57:35

slinging the d all over the place . He should go

57:37

planet to planet planting his

57:39

flag , growing some children's damn

57:42

.

57:43

I'll watch that movie so then core

57:45

, they get to car and car is like no , mr tall

57:47

, nothing , I'm just you know whatever

57:49

don't know . And then Titus

57:51

is like I know exactly who you are

57:53

in subtext

57:55

, but I'm going to go like why don't you

57:57

tell us your story ? She's like nothing

57:59

to tell and he's like really

58:02

, and you're just like , are you sure

58:05

? I'm sorry , but if you're

58:07

the most wanted person in the galaxy

58:09

, would they put like a poster

58:11

up somewhere ?

58:13

Just one wanted poster .

58:14

You know what I ?

58:15

mean , or like a galaxy-wide

58:17

signal that shows her picture somewhere

58:20

.

58:21

Now we're going to do a thought experiment , because

58:23

this show is not going to be long enough . Okay

58:25

, Korra then says I'm

58:28

the Scargiver . I'm

58:31

the one who they say killed the princess . How's

58:33

anyone at this table gonna react ? I

58:36

?

58:36

don't know . I don't know , and

58:39

yeah , do you know why ? We don't know ? Because

58:41

none of them are characters , none

58:44

of them have any characteristics that tell

58:46

me how they would react to finding out that

58:48

she's the most wanted person on the planet . As

58:51

far as I can tell , they'd all be like , okay , cool

58:53

, we all got shit in our past

58:55

, buddy , it's fine . I don't know , so

58:58

dumb .

59:00

Someone would probably say why did you do that ? And

59:02

then she'd say I didn't do that , I was framed

59:04

. And then they'd be like up the Imperium .

59:10

That makes framed . And then they'd be like up the

59:12

imperium , that makes sense . Classic imperium , guys . Classic , let's get them . Also . Let's talk for a

59:14

second because we didn't really about gunner . When she tells them all

59:16

those things , gunner's just like that's cool

59:18

. Should we do it again ? Like he just rolls

59:20

back over , it's like I want to bang it

59:22

. This whole thing is weird , dude

59:25

it's , there's nothing .

59:28

And then , yeah , someone calls out titus for not

59:30

being a booze hound and the entire goes intense

59:32

. He's like well , cora does that .

59:34

To take the , attention off of her . Yeah

59:38

, yeah , that's . It's a pretty funny line . He's like

59:40

oh , that is water . Who

59:42

cares , guys , who cares ?

59:45

cora goes and flies the ship into

59:47

the water cave and the robot is

59:49

there . His name is james . Did

59:51

we know his name was james from the first ?

59:53

well , they call him jimmy . They're jimmy's

59:55

, so she's doing like a formal

59:57

version of jimmy , which is

59:59

james , I guess .

1:00:00

So we would have had to remember

1:00:03

that they call them jimmy's from the first movie

1:00:05

that she's doing a bit .

1:00:06

Well , if you watched the first movie the night

1:00:08

before you watched this one , you'd remember

1:00:11

, okay , because

1:00:14

there's a scene , when they first open

1:00:16

it up , where one of the bad guys is like whoa

1:00:18

, they left us a Jimmy Whoa

1:00:20

. So you'd

1:00:22

remember Dan .

1:00:26

And then he's like , oh , I'm a

1:00:28

robot and I don't know what's

1:00:30

happening . And she's all like gotta

1:00:33

choose the side and

1:00:35

then nothing um

1:00:38

, the robot

1:00:40

was the only thing interesting about the first

1:00:42

movie . Yep , once again , here

1:00:44

it is . The robot shows up and I'm like they're

1:00:47

really not going to utilize this robot again

1:00:49

and I'm just going to be like

1:00:51

what the fuck is your fucking

1:00:54

?

1:00:54

problem . It's so weird

1:00:56

to me because they've set up

1:00:58

a wonderful narrative for

1:01:00

Jimmy , like he was the

1:01:03

king's guard when the king and

1:01:05

the princess . He was protecting the princess . When they

1:01:07

died he lost hope

1:01:10

and direction . A fucking

1:01:12

robot is lost . It's

1:01:15

whatever it is that tells his programming

1:01:17

and it's like I'm feeling

1:01:19

lost . I don't know what to do . And he doesn't pick sides

1:01:21

, he's just like a lost robot . Show

1:01:24

me this humanity arc for

1:01:26

the robot . It's beautiful . It would be

1:01:28

a wonderful story .

1:01:29

Now hold on a second . So he was supposed to be protecting the princess

1:01:32

, and the person who killed the princess is standing

1:01:34

there next to him and we never

1:01:36

deal with it .

1:01:38

We don't even mention

1:01:40

it . How bizarre

1:01:43

is that it

1:01:48

gets stupider first

1:01:50

of all , it can't get stupid in that you have a wonderful

1:01:52

moment where this robot who's

1:01:55

lost his purpose for life

1:01:57

has the chance to

1:01:59

confront the person who took that from

1:02:01

him and then overcome it

1:02:04

for the greater good . Wow

1:02:06

, what a tale that would be . Nope

1:02:09

, nah , we're

1:02:11

just gonna have him show up randomly and fight

1:02:13

and then disappear again , jesus

1:02:17

.

1:02:17

So Noble's plan is he's going to send his Sardaukar

1:02:20

down to the one

1:02:22

house where the women and children are , which

1:02:24

, like our

1:02:28

people , should know that that's going to happen , but

1:02:30

we never figure out if they know that it's going to

1:02:32

happen or if they don't know that it's going to happen .

1:02:34

I'm leaning towards . They don't know it's going to happen

1:02:37

, which is bizarre , because , of course , of

1:02:39

course it's going to happen . In all honesty

1:02:41

, they should be putting the men up

1:02:43

there as a decoy to be like

1:02:46

. This is where we fight and then they come attack and then we murder

1:02:48

the shit out of them .

1:02:50

I don't know , man , I wrote Korra's haircut

1:02:52

. Is that just because she has a great haircut and

1:02:54

you love it as much as I love ?

1:02:56

it . First of all . You do love the

1:02:58

short hair , so that's probably why you

1:03:00

wrote it . But she

1:03:03

cut it because that's how her hair was

1:03:05

back in the day when she was in

1:03:07

the Imperium .

1:03:09

So that's like her war cut , looking like a Nazi cut . Got

1:03:11

it ? Yeah , here

1:03:14

come the ships . Big ship comes in

1:03:16

. Big ship . Beautiful Little ships come

1:03:18

in . Little ships look great . Ship

1:03:20

design just great , just flawless . They

1:03:22

look great , they integrated perfectly . You're

1:03:25

just like why ? Why do you want

1:03:27

such great special effects on

1:03:29

nothing ? They feel real , they

1:03:31

feel like they take up space , they have

1:03:33

great movement to them .

1:03:39

I mean , let's be honest , they're more real than the characters

1:03:41

in the movie .

1:03:42

So Noble comes out and they're going to

1:03:44

parlay , and he

1:03:46

comes out and he's like I've got a scar from you and

1:03:49

I'm the scar giver . Oh , there it is . And then , and he's like I got a scar

1:03:51

from you and I'm like the Scargiver Ho ho . There it is . Ho , ho , hee , hee . And then he's

1:03:53

all like all I want is you , you just got to

1:03:55

come , Scargiver's

1:03:57

got to come .

1:03:58

Well , let me ask you something , dan . Yeah , because

1:04:02

him and Korra meet and

1:04:05

he's basically like what do you

1:04:07

want out of this ? And core is like

1:04:09

, wow , we're gonna , I'm gonna give you one chance to

1:04:11

leave before we kill you

1:04:13

.

1:04:15

She doesn't ever just be like oh

1:04:17

hey , I'll give you , I

1:04:19

will give you myself if you

1:04:21

leave these people alone well

1:04:24

, the idea is that he I mean

1:04:26

I , I see what you're saying , but he

1:04:29

has to be the one that

1:04:31

believes that she's worth leaving for

1:04:33

she can't be .

1:04:36

Sure sure .

1:04:37

Offensively . He's just going to say I'm just going to take you , what

1:04:40

the fuck ? I'm going to take the green and you .

1:04:42

That's what he should say that's

1:04:44

true , you're 100% right .

1:04:45

She should go up there and offer just

1:04:47

take me and leave these people alone .

1:04:55

And that makes sense . Like why would I need to do that ? I'm just gonna fucking wipe

1:04:57

everyone off the earth and take you with me , because or not

1:04:59

earth , sorry moon now . But the reason why I want her

1:05:01

to do that is because that is titus's

1:05:04

storyline that you

1:05:06

said earlier . Titus

1:05:08

gives himself up to save his men

1:05:11

and then the bad guy is like ah no

1:05:13

, I'm going to kill him anyhow . How do

1:05:15

we not just do that again ? How

1:05:17

do we not have like a callback and Titus

1:05:20

is the one like don't believe him , don't

1:05:22

believe him . It's just weird

1:05:24

to me , man .

1:05:25

Oh no , it's stupid . And it's stupid

1:05:27

because this movie , all the character stuff

1:05:29

is stupid . Okay

1:05:32

, let's see what happens now .

1:05:34

Well , now is the moment that I was talking

1:05:36

about earlier , where Gunner takes

1:05:39

things into his own hands , I assume

1:05:41

out of love .

1:05:43

Yeah , because now she's

1:05:45

agreed to go with .

1:05:47

So he's being selfish , right

1:05:49

, and I just don't

1:05:52

buy it . I

1:05:54

don't buy it . I don't think that he would do

1:05:56

it .

1:05:58

It would be an interesting character choice if he doesn't

1:06:00

do it Right . And

1:06:03

if Titus does it instead , and that's

1:06:05

the whole thing . Yes , someone

1:06:07

at some point says , oh , he probably wouldn't

1:06:09

have gone for what he was offering , and

1:06:11

that's true , but that should be tight as saying

1:06:13

that , because he has lived through it

1:06:16

, gunner , should be like if

1:06:19

we could all live and you die , and

1:06:22

then we're like holy shit , what a piece of crap . I'm very

1:06:24

sad . I'm very sad that that's going to happen

1:06:26

, but we have to pick you

1:06:32

have to save the world and not spock dan goodsell . That's

1:06:34

dan goodsell's like I love

1:06:37

you baby .

1:06:37

But sorry , sorry , sorry , tony , I love you baby , see

1:06:39

you later . I'm sorry , tony , but and

1:06:42

I get it gonna have to go get it you

1:06:45

know .

1:06:45

And then titus has to , then titus has to say

1:06:48

he will never he

1:06:50

. This is an unhonorable man .

1:06:52

And then he picks up the thing and starts

1:06:54

swinging , and Korra's like no , and Gunner's

1:06:56

like no , and Noble's like ah

1:06:58

, yeah , battle . And then gong

1:07:01

, and then we fight .

1:07:04

See , that would have improved this movie

1:07:06

just a ton , because then you could play

1:07:08

off of that . You could be like oh , oh , this

1:07:10

is who gunner is gunner's yeah , then we

1:07:12

have character choices that matter and define

1:07:14

somebody .

1:07:15

Oh wow , what a shock .

1:07:16

Yes , oh boy , because titus

1:07:19

knows they're full of shit , yeah

1:07:21

, and the two of them are making a choice based

1:07:23

on love and caring about themselves and

1:07:25

about the village and about the people . Blah

1:07:27

, blah , blah . They're a bunch of stupid . Farmer fucks

1:07:29

, um . And

1:07:32

then it all begins . There's just

1:07:34

a giant fight . It has begun

1:07:37

, um the bad . Our guys pop

1:07:39

out there , shoot one of the ships . It blows up

1:07:41

which I thought was cool , that was cool

1:07:43

. And then everybody fights

1:07:46

and at some point they go to the

1:07:48

longhouse and the and the women and

1:07:50

children are sorted there and Nemesis there

1:07:52

is scraping up the ground . Her

1:07:55

thing she does is she cuts the ground

1:07:57

a bunch first , because that's how you start a

1:07:59

battle Cut the ground .

1:08:01

Does it sharpen the swords ? I was trying to think

1:08:03

of a reason that it might be . Because

1:08:06

, it looks cool . It does look

1:08:08

cool , but there's not like

1:08:10

a practical reason for it

1:08:12

. It's weird .

1:08:14

So eventually she kills all the people

1:08:16

and she gets killed . This little stupid kid

1:08:18

has to come up and stab the final guy so

1:08:20

that she can kill him . And

1:08:22

I hated that kid . I probably hated

1:08:25

that kid the most of all things . Oh

1:08:27

, this poor kid . Why I hated that stupid kid Just

1:08:30

because it's so self-serving

1:08:32

and so like I'm building stakes into

1:08:34

there because she looks at this kid and has to protect

1:08:36

this kid , I'm like that's not , that's

1:08:38

not how you build stakes . You build stakes by them having

1:08:41

a relationship of talking and that's

1:08:43

that's all in the seven samurai is

1:08:45

, and in and in the magnificent seven goddamn

1:08:48

Charles Bronson the three little kids are like

1:08:50

always they're always

1:08:52

like he's all like

1:08:54

putting up with their bullshit and being cranky

1:08:56

, and then when he dies , they're all like super

1:08:59

sad and it's sad .

1:09:00

It's sad . You're sad . Yes , you know that . Okay

1:09:03

, that does make sense , because I was

1:09:05

like this feels really out of nowhere and

1:09:07

you didn't , you're not building it , they

1:09:17

had . They've only interacted one other time in the movie

1:09:19

her and this child he like came and

1:09:21

tickled her nose with wheat and she

1:09:23

grabbed it .

1:09:24

That's it , man . She made me think about that . I don't even want to .

1:09:25

I'm sorry , but so she's

1:09:28

the one that apparently has mommy issues , right ? Yeah , I know a mother's

1:09:30

pain . It's she's the one that apparently has mommy issues right , I know a mother's

1:09:32

pain . She's the perfect candidate

1:09:34

to grow a relationship with this child , and

1:09:36

then when she dies , I'm crying , right

1:09:39

. How do you not do

1:09:41

that ?

1:09:42

Oh well , this is how you do

1:09:44

that . You have a shot of the kid , then

1:09:46

you have a shot of her looking emotionless . Then you have a shot of the

1:09:48

kid . Then you have a shot of her looking emotionless . Then you have a shot of the kid . Then you

1:09:50

have a shot of her looking emotionless , then you have a shot of the

1:09:52

kid .

1:09:53

If you do those shots enough times then

1:09:57

we're gonna feel it oh

1:09:59

my god , aye

1:10:02

, aye , aye , aye , aye you know , as opposed to

1:10:04

like her .

1:10:04

Like you know , her arm gets

1:10:06

chopped off and she's just like I'm

1:10:08

gonna keep going . And her other arm gets chopped off . And

1:10:11

then she puts a sword in her mouth and

1:10:13

she's like , ah , kill you , I'll kick you to

1:10:15

death . Ah , kill you yeah

1:10:18

.

1:10:19

Having just a nice struggle Struggle fest

1:10:21

.

1:10:21

I mean none of these fights mean anything . None

1:10:23

of the fights mean anything ever . You never

1:10:25

feel like , oh fuck , she's gone , they're losing

1:10:27

, our team's losing . Oh

1:10:30

our team's coming back . Here comes our team Team

1:10:32

.

1:10:32

Now is that choreography

1:10:36

? What ?

1:10:36

I was trying to figure out what .

1:10:38

I , it's everything yeah .

1:10:39

I was just like .

1:10:40

Is there one weak point here that's making

1:10:42

me not care about the hour-long

1:10:44

battle you've put in here ? Well

1:10:47

, you're probably right .

1:10:57

It's just probably a mixture of all of it . There's no , there's no story to the fight

1:10:59

. There's no , it's nonsensical . Well , I don't care about anything if everything's slow motion no one can

1:11:01

talk never forget that .

1:11:02

Well , because have you ever ? Have you ever heard people talk

1:11:04

in slow motion ?

1:11:04

it's just silly you don't want to do it

1:11:07

. Oh no , okay

1:11:10

. So then Noble

1:11:13

rages on everyone . Okay

1:11:16

, noble has to fight this buff farmer

1:11:18

. So our main character

1:11:20

we see battling at the beginning is this

1:11:22

buff farmer who we've seen before . We don't know his

1:11:24

name , we

1:11:26

learned his name in the first one . Oh , I'm sure

1:11:28

his name is floating around .

1:11:30

I feel like he was supposed to be Korra's

1:11:32

husband . Oh sure , bummer Gunner

1:11:37

and bummer , gunner

1:11:39

, bummer . But then she was

1:11:41

like I'm not into it , and then I

1:11:43

don't know , I don't remember . I saw it , it

1:11:45

didn't really make sense . So

1:11:55

this dude is the one who is constantly fighting him for the whole .

1:11:57

First of the thing , you're just like why are we spending time with this guy ? This is our

1:11:59

name in the movie . He should be fighting tarik or someone . That's our fighter , that is our

1:12:01

best fighter .

1:12:02

Nope , nope we have this guy side of dude

1:12:05

and then he gets thrown out of the thing and we're

1:12:07

like wow , it's an epic

1:12:09

slow motion , as if we were supposed

1:12:11

to really care about it .

1:12:12

Uh , I don't know and

1:12:15

then , oh , then then , while

1:12:18

this epic gunner is riding

1:12:20

cora up to the ship on

1:12:23

the , on the thing , so they've , they've left .

1:12:25

This is the only thing I liked .

1:12:27

And then , oh , has it not happened yet yeah

1:12:29

, so when some of the so when they're having problems

1:12:32

, some of the ships leave to go back , including

1:12:34

noble , and cora is

1:12:36

on one of those ships and then

1:12:38

she's on her ship and she fakes them

1:12:40

out yeah , they put some sort of

1:12:42

gas container yeah

1:12:44

, they put , so it looks like they're looks , like they're

1:12:47

having it looks like they're .

1:12:48

they have yeah , they have ship problems , which I thought was was

1:12:50

a really cool way to sneak into the

1:12:52

ship . I thought that was a neat moment

1:12:55

. That's it Totally good .

1:12:59

Noble's on the ship . Everyone

1:13:02

down there is let's fight or die . His

1:13:06

objectives become ill-defined . Farmer's

1:13:11

set off a bunch more bombs um

1:13:14

. The battle rages on . Do they win

1:13:16

? I don't know . Uh

1:13:19

, wahoo , they do

1:13:21

a wahoo , and then more people just march

1:13:23

out this is our second wave comes

1:13:25

in yeah , and then there's a tank

1:13:27

, and so they start dealing with tank tor

1:13:29

. It core is on the ship . She kills everybody

1:13:32

in the elevator . Um

1:13:34

, then she's like , gunner , you go back to the ship , you

1:13:36

know , turn it on and then I'm gonna

1:13:39

go plant the bombs . So she takes

1:13:41

off to shoot bombs . Now millius

1:13:43

finally pops out and does some stuff and

1:13:46

then the , the bad guys stop caring

1:13:48

about the green . At this point millius

1:13:51

is in the river Korra , plants the charges

1:13:53

on this big engine . There's no . You

1:13:55

know , tony , if you were to

1:13:57

go to the engine of the Queen Mary

1:13:59

or some large ship , do you think ? anybody works

1:14:01

there ?

1:14:03

On the Queen Mary . Sure , well , not the Queen

1:14:05

Mary . I don't let's say a cruise ship , because that ship is being

1:14:08

commissioned . You're on a cruise ship . You're on a cruise

1:14:10

ship .

1:14:10

You're on one of those 20,000-person cruise ships

1:14:12

, the big engines , do you think anybody ?

1:14:13

works there ? I would say probably

1:14:16

. You know , I've never been to an engine

1:14:18

room , but

1:14:20

I think you have to have someone , or at least someone

1:14:23

that would check on it . Maybe , I don't know , I

1:14:26

mean , it's not like the old days where we're shoveling

1:14:28

coal into a fire , but

1:14:32

I do think someone would have to man it .

1:14:33

At one point some guy shows up after she's planted it . They fight , Then

1:14:35

she falls down over the rail . And what's happening

1:14:38

down below ?

1:14:39

It looks like they're shoveling stuff into a fire

1:14:41

, am I right ? Was I crazy ? I

1:14:44

just thought that was the weirdest thing I've ever

1:14:46

seen in my life . Yeah , runs on coal . Now

1:14:49

are those who are those people ? Those

1:14:51

? Are those also bad guys , or are they like

1:14:53

slaves ? they're bad , they've made them bad

1:14:56

guys , but they should be slaves they should

1:14:58

be and they should help with the uprising

1:15:00

, right , like I thought . For sure that's what was going to happen

1:15:02

, but it didn't . I got really

1:15:04

confused . Um

1:15:06

, now I have a question

1:15:08

. When she puts the charges on it , is

1:15:11

it a face and

1:15:14

the eyes like light up , right , because

1:15:16

what does that mean ? It's angry because it doesn't

1:15:18

want to get blown up , but it doesn't tell anyone

1:15:21

, it doesn't say help help me . I

1:15:23

don't know , I don't get it help

1:15:25

me , I'm the giant engine . You don't want to get

1:15:27

blown up , hey it's mr engine , someone

1:15:29

come down here like I don't , I don't understand it . It's me , mr engine . I don't want to get blown up . Hey , it's Mr Engine . Someone come down here .

1:15:33

Like I don't understand it . It's me , mr Engine . Why do they

1:15:35

even care about me ? Pay some attention to me . Help

1:15:37

, help , chorus , chorus

1:15:40

, down here . This

1:15:43

is weird , then they decide they're going to fire on

1:15:45

the thing , and

1:15:48

so they have to like slowly the big gun

1:15:50

.

1:15:50

He does a hand crank , dan , he's

1:15:53

doing a hand crank . What

1:15:55

is happening ? We're shoveling

1:15:57

coal into a furnace . We're

1:15:59

hand cranking a gun . We're

1:16:01

flying around the cosmos . What's

1:16:03

going on ?

1:16:10

This isn't like an airship in a steampunk world , Like

1:16:12

we are traveling the galaxy

1:16:14

. And he's so weird , it's so

1:16:17

incongruous to everything else that's happened

1:16:19

, so they're still battling . The third wave is coming

1:16:22

. Tarek and Titus

1:16:24

are like hiding , and

1:16:27

then , but he wants to live . He's like I'm

1:16:29

going to live still . And then

1:16:31

there's one last take here it comes

1:16:33

, and then the robot's like oh , it's

1:16:35

robot time .

1:16:37

And the robot goes For no reason . There's no build

1:16:39

up to it .

1:16:39

Nope , there's no reason . Nothing has changed . The robot

1:16:42

hasn't had anything where he's like .

1:16:43

oh okay , there's no epiphany . He doesn't

1:16:45

see someone , someone

1:16:51

he can't like . So he loves this blonde girl . I don't know if you remember that from the first one

1:16:53

, but that he saves the first time . He fights us to save this blonde girl . She should die

1:16:55

.

1:16:55

She has to die he has to see her die , and then

1:16:57

he's like oh fuck , I gotta kill these

1:16:59

sons of bitches , gotta die .

1:17:01

I don't understand absolutely her head you

1:17:03

set it up .

1:17:05

He's up there . He's up there on the ridge and

1:17:08

her head just like oh and this ? It

1:17:10

explodes and this body just falls

1:17:12

back and goes . Pfft , oh my God

1:17:14

, you know like everything's twisted . Oh God , I don't

1:17:17

know if you've seen those . Have you seen those horrible

1:17:19

commercials where the poor people's hands are like this

1:17:21

and they can't put them on a ?

1:17:23

thing . Oh God , no Because terrible things are happening

1:17:25

. Oh no .

1:17:26

Oh , we keep seeing it . It's a terrible commercial .

1:17:29

I mean I want those people to get help . They're targeting

1:17:31

you because you're old , just so you know . That's

1:17:33

the kind of ads you're getting .

1:17:35

The TV . That's all it does is target

1:17:37

me because I'm old .

1:17:38

Just tells you how old you are .

1:17:40

So boom , her head just vaporizes

1:17:42

, just like a neck . It's

1:17:44

not even squirting blood because it's cauterized

1:17:46

by the cauterized . Yeah , he sees

1:17:49

it from up there and he just , like he

1:17:51

just , launches himself all of his lights turn

1:17:53

red , and then he , just he

1:17:57

comes down he like just murders

1:18:00

everyone murders every , and

1:18:02

it should just be like insane

1:18:04

yeah , they should not even yes that's

1:18:07

slow motion where they don't even you know .

1:18:08

It's like the goddamn , tearing them apart

1:18:11

he just like , and

1:18:13

then the good guys have to watch and be scared

1:18:16

.

1:18:16

He's just re-sculpting them out of existence

1:18:19

. More importantly , he's gotta jump

1:18:21

in that tank and just like , and

1:18:24

then he just takes over the tank and he's just like , just

1:18:28

like , everyone is dead and then it's all hand

1:18:30

cranking , but his

1:18:32

head's like this Robot

1:18:35

hands . How long do you think he was

1:18:38

in this part of the movie ?

1:18:40

45 seconds to a minute . It was 90

1:18:43

seconds . Okay , that's good

1:18:45

. I thought it felt really short , but a

1:18:47

lot of the rest of the movie feels really long , so that might be

1:18:49

it , and then he's gone again . Oh

1:18:52

yeah , until the end

1:18:54

, when we do the last team up . He's there , but

1:18:57

he's just gone again . I don't

1:18:59

get it .

1:19:00

He should have launched himself and shot

1:19:02

up to the dreadnought .

1:19:05

Got shot right through the engine . Yeah

1:19:08

, good stuff . I don't know . It's so

1:19:10

weird . It feels like you set that up for

1:19:12

two movies and then just forgot

1:19:14

because it's clearly there . I

1:19:17

don't know so , but instead

1:19:20

he just decides to fight for no reason .

1:19:22

So they're still for about four minutes

1:19:24

in the movie just

1:19:28

moving this gun we have , uh , we have the thing moving

1:19:30

this gun . We have the thing , we have the thing

1:19:33

, we have the thing . Another thing , another thing . He

1:19:36

goes I'm pushing the button , I'm going

1:19:38

to push the button , I'm getting ready to push the button .

1:19:40

I'm going to push the button . I'm right above it , I'm hovering

1:19:42

, here we go . Then

1:19:44

the ship explodes . Which

1:19:47

of course throws the gun off course

1:19:49

. The hand cranked gun suddenly moves

1:19:51

freely .

1:19:53

More importantly , why

1:19:55

is the gun on the top of the ship ?

1:19:57

That's a great question . It has to be on the

1:19:59

bottom , because that's where guns go . I

1:20:02

don't know .

1:20:02

It's like because , honestly , how do ?

1:20:04

you even aim that you have to like tilt the

1:20:06

ship just to aim down , then it's

1:20:08

so weird , you

1:20:12

got to be far away enough so that you have like a very shallow

1:20:16

angle , it just doesn't make it .

1:20:18

It's like battleships sitting

1:20:21

on the ocean , pointing up .

1:20:26

If you're above your opponent , you put the guns

1:20:28

on the bottom .

1:20:30

It's so weird , Like why

1:20:32

is that a choice you've made so

1:20:35

insane ? Now

1:20:38

we got the battle on the poop deck .

1:20:42

Is this the poop deck ? What's the poop

1:20:44

deck Is ?

1:20:44

that the bathroom . No , the poop deck is part

1:20:47

of a ship . I don't remember where the poop deck is on the

1:20:49

ship .

1:20:49

Oh , all right , you're talking pirate

1:20:51

terms , eh , Arr .

1:20:54

There are two movies that have already done this before

1:20:56

. Okay , what are the two movies that have

1:20:58

done this before ?

1:20:59

I don't know . Pirates of the Caribbean ? No

1:21:01

, what are we talking about ?

1:21:03

The ship is crashing and now

1:21:05

we're dealing with an angle-based battle

1:21:08

. Hmm , with an angled piece to battle .

1:21:11

Hmm , did the Avengers

1:21:13

do it ? No , it sounds

1:21:15

like something the Avengers would do . I don't know

1:21:18

.

1:21:18

I don't know who do you got James Cameron

1:21:20

in the last Avatar movie ? I

1:21:23

can't remember a single frame of that movie , dan

1:21:25

, I'm just going to tell you that right

1:21:27

now , at one point , the big boat that they're fighting on

1:21:29

is all angled like this Okay

1:21:32

, and that's the whole thing . But the real movie

1:21:34

that did it was Deadpool . At

1:21:36

the end of Deadpool , when they're fighting on a helicopter , oh

1:21:39

yeah , the helicopter is like this and at a certain

1:21:41

point we have Jeopardy . They

1:21:44

start the fight up on the helicopter and

1:21:46

then Jeopardy increases and

1:21:54

we go to this position . We're like , oh man , it's

1:21:56

almost like you're making a fucking movie . That makes fucking sense

1:21:58

. At one point he puts a girlfriend back in the pod and then

1:22:00

he does a thing where he flips it so that it'll

1:22:02

fly free and she will live . And he

1:22:04

doesn't sacrifice himself because he's Deadpool , but he

1:22:06

does a thing , but he'll get hurt . He

1:22:08

has to figure out a way to save the human being

1:22:10

that he cares about . Wow

1:22:13

, it's almost like a movie .

1:22:16

Almost Side note the trailer

1:22:18

. I'm very excited about Deadpool

1:22:20

and Wolverine

1:22:23

.

1:22:23

They battle .

1:22:24

But yeah , I will say I did enjoy some

1:22:26

of this fight where they're sliding down

1:22:28

the ship , though .

1:22:29

I mean it's okay . I mean it's okay , yeah , it's okay

1:22:32

visually I just mean , I was like oh

1:22:34

, this is interesting it's too extreme

1:22:36

, it's too much , and you're just like how are

1:22:38

they going to get off of here ? And I thought there was escape

1:22:40

pods , but they weren't , they were just things

1:22:42

falling off . And then somehow they

1:22:44

they fight with noble and then gunner

1:22:47

finally cuts him , and then they cut his head

1:22:49

off . And then somehow , in

1:22:51

the midst of this , they work their

1:22:53

way back and board a ship

1:22:55

.

1:22:56

Now , ostensibly they have

1:22:59

fallen . Yeah , I

1:23:01

don't know , a thousand feet A long

1:23:03

ways they were falling for a while , long

1:23:05

while , and yet they could just get right back to the ship . I

1:23:08

don't know about that .

1:23:08

Get back to the . I mean I assume the ship was falling . They could just get right back to the ship . I don't know about that . Get back to the . I mean I assume the ship was falling

1:23:10

into the . I don't know , I guess

1:23:12

yeah , you're right .

1:23:13

Well , yeah , I don't know . I

1:23:16

don't know Dan .

1:23:17

Whatever . So they just escape in the ship . This

1:23:20

giant ship crashes into the earth .

1:23:22

As I remember it in the is

1:23:31

it movie or the second one , when the someone picks up a whole city and then they drop the city

1:23:33

, and then they were saying that that's two age of ultron .

1:23:34

If you drop the city that way , it would have destroyed the entire earth

1:23:36

yeah , because of the what's

1:23:39

this ? The shock wave or whatever the

1:23:41

fallout thing , yeah I

1:23:44

can't imagine these people that are a

1:23:46

mile or two away from this ship when it crashes

1:23:48

in there , that anyone is

1:23:51

going to be alive .

1:23:52

It's the fallout rule , right ? So you do the thumbs

1:23:54

up . If the ship is bigger than your thumb

1:23:56

, you're dead . Oh , is that what it

1:23:58

is ? I mean not really

1:24:00

, but that's in fallout the show .

1:24:02

That's what they say .

1:24:04

If the blast is bigger than your thumb , you're

1:24:06

dead .

1:24:11

But if it's smaller you should run because you might be

1:24:13

able to survive . You know you can't crash this giant ship , no .

1:24:15

No , there are repercussions to the

1:24:17

land .

1:24:19

Gunner is dying . Gunner eventually dies . Who

1:24:21

the fuck cares ? I

1:24:23

wish I cared . And then

1:24:25

the bad guys are in ships and then

1:24:28

the rebel blood axes show up and just kill

1:24:30

them all .

1:24:32

Yeah , Now where did they come

1:24:34

from ? They

1:24:36

came from off planet , right ?

1:24:38

It's almost like you should have sent them a message and

1:24:40

they should have said we can't make it . It's almost

1:24:42

like you should have had communication about something

1:24:44

there's going to be a dreadnought here . We could use

1:24:46

your help cleaning them up . They don't have telephones

1:24:49

. Okay , it

1:24:51

sure seems like they have hand crank guns , dan

1:24:53

they don't have telephones sure seems like they

1:24:55

have an imperium , imperium , uh , radio

1:24:58

that's sitting in the barn that can contact

1:25:00

people over infinite amounts of space , that's

1:25:02

.

1:25:02

It's a one-way communication device . Uh

1:25:04

, those are set up on . Uh hard

1:25:07

you know , Static IPs . I

1:25:09

don't know what I'm saying . I don't know .

1:25:11

So Gunner dies and it gets to the

1:25:13

end and they

1:25:16

know they've won .

1:25:17

Wait , wait , wait , hold on Wait , I want to talk about

1:25:19

Gunner dying . We're almost done . Because

1:25:21

Cora , she's like don't die , don't

1:25:24

die . And then she goes why can't I have

1:25:26

this one thing ? She

1:25:32

makes his death about her . What is happening ? Does she really say

1:25:35

? 100 , says why can't I have this

1:25:37

one thing ?

1:25:38

it was the weirdest thing

1:25:41

I've heard in this entire movie I

1:25:43

didn't hear that line because I was so checked

1:25:45

out , but that is the greatest line in the entire

1:25:47

movie .

1:25:48

It's unbelievable .

1:25:50

Why can't you just have one thing ? Why me

1:25:52

, why ? Me God , oh shush

1:25:55

, shush , shush Connor , why me Unbelievable

1:25:58

, but my favorite part is Titus

1:26:01

comes out there and they've won , and he goes , and

1:26:04

then everyone goes , yeah . It's

1:26:08

so embarrassing , you

1:26:11

know if you're a real human being and

1:26:13

you get there and something like that . You'd just be like fuck .

1:26:18

God damn man . Everyone died .

1:26:22

You'd just be like what the ?

1:26:23

fuck .

1:26:24

They act like there's glory in what has occurred

1:26:26

here .

1:26:27

And there is no glory in what has occurred

1:26:29

here .

1:26:30

Yeah , it's a tragedy

1:26:32

. And you go watch Seven Samurai and you

1:26:34

realize it's a fucking at the

1:26:36

end of that movie . They're not like we're

1:26:38

the greatest , they're just like we're

1:26:40

fucking not dead . We're going to be able to walk

1:26:43

out of here and live to fight another

1:26:45

day , which is not a fucking great thing necessarily .

1:26:47

Not that we really want to do that at this point .

1:26:49

We're pretty fucked yeah

1:26:52

, okay , then we have

1:26:54

the big memorial .

1:26:55

The stargiver comes clean the

1:26:59

memorial's funny to me because the guy's

1:27:01

giving a speech and he's like we'll honor

1:27:04

the dead the only way we can , by

1:27:06

harvesting more , and I

1:27:09

just he does not say that . It's

1:27:11

not exactly what he says , but he says we'll remember their names

1:27:13

on every harvest , as if that fucking

1:27:15

matters to anybody .

1:27:18

So she comes clean and then

1:27:20

Titus is like oh , there's one thing you

1:27:22

didn't know .

1:27:24

The princess is alive . How

1:27:27

does he ?

1:27:27

know that Time out , time

1:27:30

out . Titus , hold

1:27:34

on . How does he know that

1:27:36

time out , time out , time out that is .

1:27:38

That is hold on . You're drunken in the gutter

1:27:40

and you know that the hope of the universe is alive does nothing , absolutely

1:27:42

nothing .

1:27:43

I will not communicate this information to it

1:27:45

. You know like have like one of the

1:27:47

blood axes be like this

1:27:49

important message just in for

1:27:51

Titus , and he opens it and he's like the princess

1:27:53

is alive Great . Yeah , something

1:27:55

.

1:27:56

Or even bring us the information

1:27:58

. He's so certain about it . I don't like

1:28:00

how certain he is about it . If there

1:28:02

was , like I've heard rumors , there's

1:28:05

a fancy fairy lady who has angel

1:28:07

dust is on this planet . It could be

1:28:09

her , you never know , or something . But he lady who has angel dust is on this planet . It could be her , you never

1:28:11

know , or something , but he's . So he's just like yeah , she's alive , yeah

1:28:14

, she's totally alive .

1:28:15

I don't know where she is , but she's alive

1:28:17

, she's super alive well , no , and he makes it sound

1:28:19

like he's got concrete evidence that

1:28:21

he knows he's so sure

1:28:24

he's he's a hunt .

1:28:25

It's not . There's no doubt in his mind . He's like she's

1:28:28

definitely alive . I

1:28:30

spoke with her last week . We

1:28:32

played Parcheesi online . I

1:28:34

know she's alive . So terrible , it's

1:28:36

super weird .

1:28:40

What a fun movie . They're all going to go find the princess

1:28:42

. That's going to be the next movie , and Robot's going to go

1:28:44

with him .

1:28:46

For no reason , because he hasn't gone through

1:28:48

anything . It's bizarre . So

1:28:52

I was trying to decide which one I

1:28:54

liked more . Yeah , and I

1:28:56

think I liked the first one more .

1:28:58

I think it was because Charlie Hunnam was a character

1:29:00

and he was in the movie .

1:29:02

It's just this much better . You know what I mean . They're

1:29:04

both pretty mediocre to bad

1:29:07

. So there's just a little bit

1:29:09

of character in that first one and

1:29:11

it really pushes it over the edge I think

1:29:13

nemesis fights that spider , so that's like

1:29:15

a little better .

1:29:16

Some of the fights are individual fights and

1:29:19

so they're just a little better because they're actually something

1:29:21

is sort of happening . You can kind of enjoy nice

1:29:23

yeah , yeah .

1:29:25

But they also don't make a ton of

1:29:27

sense , like there's no reason

1:29:29

she's fighting this spider because

1:29:31

it's a mother that lost her children to

1:29:33

pollution , but then she stole the human's

1:29:36

child because they're polluting it . And then

1:29:38

she's like I understand you , cause I'm a mother

1:29:40

but I'm going to kill you anyhow to save the child

1:29:43

, and then that doesn't really mean anything

1:29:45

to my character or the movie . It's

1:29:48

all bizarre , but there are . You know

1:29:50

, there's fun , there's fun stuff to be had

1:29:52

in the first one . I feel like I didn't have a

1:29:54

ton of fun in this one .

1:29:56

That's much fun . Okay , tony , what

1:29:59

did you have fun watching this week ?

1:30:01

Well it is . There's

1:30:03

two things . It's a great time of year , right ? Because

1:30:06

it's NBA playoffs . The Timberwolves

1:30:08

are playing very well . I don't want to jinx

1:30:11

anything . They're playing well . Can I say jinx

1:30:13

? Is

1:30:15

that bad or is that fine ? I think

1:30:18

that's fine .

1:30:18

Jinx , Jinx is not racial slur . Is that what you're ?

1:30:20

saying Great , yeah , but they're up 3-0

1:30:22

right now in their first series against the

1:30:24

Suns . That's pretty good . One more game

1:30:27

in Phoenix on Sunday , so , fingers crossed

1:30:29

, we can get out of the first round of the playoffs , which

1:30:31

will be the first time since 2004

1:30:33

that we do it . That's 20

1:30:35

years since we've gotten out of the first round of the playoffs , so that's

1:30:37

exciting . And then this weekend is NFL

1:30:40

draft weekend . It's been a good

1:30:42

time . I'm having a great time . Vikings got

1:30:44

their quarterback of the future , jj McCarthy

1:30:46

. I don't know if I believe in him

1:30:48

, but they do , and we'll

1:30:51

take that ride . It's football , it's all

1:30:53

lies . It's football , it's

1:30:56

football , it's all lies .

1:30:59

Well , I started . That's what I've been doing . You're a happy

1:31:01

boy .

1:31:03

I'm thrilled . I'm having a great time .

1:31:04

I started the Dead Boy Detective Agency

1:31:07

, which is oh boy

1:31:09

, we'll talk about that offline , but

1:31:12

continue .

1:31:12

Oh did detective agency , which is um . Oh boy , we'll talk about that offline . But

1:31:14

continue .

1:31:14

Oh , did you start it ? No , not at all , not at all .

1:31:16

Oh well , it's a neil gaiman thing so yeah , you know , I read the comics and

1:31:18

it's , you know .

1:31:19

Is it great ? No , but it's fine are

1:31:21

?

1:31:21

you having ? Yeah , is it fun .

1:31:22

It looked fun yeah , it's fine , it's not okay I

1:31:25

like lockwood and co a lot better

1:31:27

. It's not that show it's not

1:31:29

as fun as lockwood and co , but

1:31:31

you know they're building an interesting thing

1:31:34

and you know the game and versus

1:31:36

. You know kind of is all this ? You know

1:31:38

it's the death from sandman . She's

1:31:40

there and it's like okay

1:31:42

, yeah , yeah , yeah

1:31:44

, uh , tony

1:31:46

, uh , yeah , we need a movie well

1:31:49

.

1:31:49

So I had a movie picked

1:31:51

, but then you kept bringing up something

1:31:53

during the podcast and I was like I haven't

1:31:55

wanted to do that movie . We're going to

1:31:57

do Die Hard , we are

1:32:00

going to do Die Hard , but not

1:32:02

the first Die Hard , not the

1:32:04

second Die Hard , not the third

1:32:06

Die . Hard not the fourth Die

1:32:09

Hard . One , two , three . The

1:32:11

fifth Die Hard , I believe . A good

1:32:14

day to die hard . Wait , there's five

1:32:16

of them . There are five , yeah

1:32:18

. So Die Hard . 1 , 2 , 3

1:32:20

. Three's got Samuel L Jackson

1:32:22

Great movie . It was supposed to be a Lethal Weapon

1:32:24

movie but then they switched it . It's

1:32:26

awesome . And then Live Free or Die Hard , which

1:32:29

has the

1:32:31

nerdy guy in it oh , I

1:32:33

forgot his name .

1:32:36

Oh , the guy from Barbarian , yeah

1:32:38

, yeah .

1:32:38

Why can't I think of his name ? All of a sudden Do we have

1:32:41

a guy . I like him . Sorry , everybody .

1:32:43

That's the one with like an airplane , right , isn't there an

1:32:45

airplane in that one ? Yeah , yeah , he uses the

1:32:47

airplane as a weapon . Really stupid .

1:32:50

And then it gets even better . A Good Day

1:32:52

to Die Hard is when Jai Courtney

1:32:54

plays his son , which he didn't previously

1:32:56

have in the other movies because he had a daughter

1:32:59

. But here we go

1:33:01

, we're going to do A Good

1:33:03

Day to Die Hard 2013

1:33:05

. Saw this movie

1:33:07

midnight opening night , one

1:33:11

of the most angry nights of my life . It's horrible film , horrible movie

1:33:14

.

1:33:14

I don't think I know anything about

1:33:16

this .

1:33:16

I did not that excites me , if you said

1:33:18

to me there's a fifth one , I'd be like no , you are

1:33:20

wrong you are

1:33:23

mistaken sir . I promise you