This week’s highs and lows include breaking news re: a royal baby, why we hate Jeeps, a shocking reveal of our favorite HBIC, Harry Styles, record breaking movie ticket sales, CBD/THC and working out, Janet Jackson vs the Jackson 5, exhibitionists in Los Angeles, an intro to LOL dolls, the 2019 Rock & Roll Hall of Fame inductees, Buzzfeed’s Tasty videos, the importance of being an auntie, Disney’s Pirate Fairy, Keanu Reeves makes friends in Bakersfield, McCormick spices and a resulting debate over their relevance, gross old men and their much younger wives, and as always, the hardest working man in Hollywood - Bobby Cannavale. Email us at [email protected] and follow us on Instagram @hautetopicspod @foxychap @leighannhartman