A thousand years ago, this land was green and good, until the Crystal cracked! This week we're doing the great puppetry masterwork, Jim Henson's The Dark Crystal. Does it hold up to the ravages of time? Listen and find out!This was a really fu

Episode 0044 - Snakes on a Plane (2006)

Jul 16th, 2019 1h 1m

Welcome to another listener-voted episode, this time bringing you the winner of our "monster animals" bracket: Snakes on a Plane! (insert that inevitable quote here).This episode, like the movie, is shorter, but still really fun. Despite being

Episode 0043 - Apocalypse Now (1979)

Jul 1st, 2019 1h 20m

You hear that? Do you hear that? Podcast, son. Nothing else in the world sounds like that. I love the sounds of geekdom in my podcatcher. You know, one time we recorded an episode, for 2 hours. When it was all over, I released it, and that's wh

Episode 0042 - The Incredibles (2004)

Jun 18th, 2019 1h 8m

Selected by our awesome listeners, this time we're doing your favorite of the Pixar greats: The Incredibles!This was a really fun episode to record, and we have some really interesting tangent talks buried within. We hope you enjoy the discussi

Episode 0041 – Inglourious Basterds (2009)

May 28th, 2019 1h 16m

Back from our vacation with the winner of our recent Tarantino Poll: nazi-scalping with the Inglourious Basterds!This was our first episode born from our new multi-vote system for our fans and patrons, and we're super happy with the way that p

Episode 0040 – Short Circuit (1986)

Apr 16th, 2019 1h 10m

Johnny Five alive! This week we're talking about 1986 robot comedy Short Circuit. Does it live up to our nostalgia? Listen and find out!Also, this episode's gaming section may surprise you. It didn't go where we expected it to, and the results

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HMWG Bonus: April 2019 Break Update

Apr 10th, 2019 1m 32s

Hey everyone, this is Nathanael, aka NPC, chief producer here at the Breakfast Puppies studio. I'm putting this message out across all three of our shows, which include Have Movies Will Game, Bikers Dice and Bars, and the HAMMERCRAWL! comedic d

Episode 0039 – True Lies (1994)

Mar 26th, 2019 1h 24m

Join us for a deep dive into mid-90s spy thriller True Lies, and stick around for tips on how it can inspire your RPGs!We're super excited this episode, as we just received an epic care package from Palladium Books! Ever-determined to convert

Episode 0038 – Last of the Mohicans (1992)

Mar 12th, 2019 1h 12m

You listen to this podcast. Listen, do you hear? You're geeky, you like movies, and you game. You keep listening, no matter how hard you laugh! We will Game you. No matter how many games, no matter how complicated, we will Game you!We're back

Episode 0037 - Deadpool (2016)

Feb 26th, 2019 1h 17m

Catching up on some of the more highly-requested movies from our backlog, we're finally doing everyone's loudmouthed anti-hero, Deadpool!Matthew had to miss the session due to change-ups at the workplace, so we've brought longtime listener Jer

Episode 0036 – Firefly (Series, 2002-2003)

Feb 10th, 2019 1h 15m

Take us out to the black, dear Serenity, and flash that shiny golden booty at our first foray off the silver screen and onto the tube, with the late great space western Firefly!This time around we're trying something new as a temporary departu

Episode 0035 - Batman: Mask of the Phantasm (1993)

Jan 29th, 2019 1h 32m

I AM THE TERROR THAT FLAPS -- wait that's a different story. This time we're doing the Batman movie most voted on by our listeners: Mask of the Phantasm!Thanks for participating in our voting rounds, everyone! When last we put out a poll, it w

Episode 0034 - Starship Troopers (1997)

Jan 15th, 2019 1h 25m

Copious amounts of human and alien death await in the 1997 cult classic, Starship Troopers!And let's face it: you're here for peewee nukes and wholesale Bug Murder, right? Right! So stick around after the movie talk, and join us as we break ou

Episode 0033 - Die Hard (1988)

Dec 18th, 2018 1h 24m

Yippie ki-yay, monkey fighters! We're back to talk about Dusty's favorite so-called "Christmas movie" DIE HARD.Every year around this time, everyone on the internet gets into arguments about what their favorite Christmas Movie is. Within the f

Episode 0032 - Conan the Barbarian (1982)

Nov 21st, 2018 1h 48m

What is good in life? To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and listen to this podcast with their women after they're gone. By Crom, it's our Conan episode!We're FINALLY doing Conan the Barbarian, one of the greatest adventure mov

Episode 0031 - Smokey and the Bandit (1977)

Oct 23rd, 2018 1h 14m

East bound and down, loaded up and truckin', We're gonna do what they say can't be done. We've got a long way to go and a short time to get there. I'm east bound, just watch ol' "Bandit" run.This time we're hauling ass back to 1977 to take

Episode 0030 - The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly (1967)

Oct 9th, 2018 1h 29m

This week we're jamming on one of the greatest western epics of all time: The Good, The Bad, and the Ugly!We're back with another long one, as we had a lot to say about this one. If not the greatest western of all time, it's certainly in the t

Episode 0029 – Robin Hood Prince of Thieves (1991)

Sep 24th, 2018 1h 19m

EPISODE 29: THE COSTNERING. Listen to us suffer along with Matthew as we bash on his "favorite" actor!Seriously, how did I not remember how truly awful this movie actually was? And why were the 90s so obsessed with Kevin Costner? ye gods, folk

Episode 0028 – Dazed and Confused (1993)

Aug 27th, 2018 1h 24m

Alright alright alright alright alright! Best thing about Dazed and Confused is, I get older, and it keeps driving home that nostalgic charm every time. It'd be a lot cooler if you gave this episode a listen, alright? But you can't keep the bow

Episode 0027 - The Mummy (1999)

Jul 31st, 2018 1h 10m

You voted for it and now we deliver our take on how to game the fun 1999 pulp adventure flick, The Mummy! Starring Brendan Fraser, Rachel Weisz, and John Hannah.

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00:00:01 - Intro00:00:51 - Movie Talk00:44:01 - Sponsor Br

Episode 0026 - Aliens (1986)

Jul 3rd, 2018 1h 39m

We're all gonna die man, we're all gonna die! Game over... but really we're only just beginning! This time we're talking about the great 1986 sci-fi action horror extravaganza of quotes, Aliens!Hoo boy was this a fun episode to record. We had

Episode 0025 - Jurassic Park (1993)

Jun 20th, 2018 1h 10m

I have HAD IT with these monkey-fighting Dinosaurs on this Monday-to-Friday island. That's right, we're finally talking about Jurassic Park!We were all teens when this masterpiece of dinosaur-survival adventure came out, so we all have fond me

Episode 0024 - Pacific Rim (2013)

Jun 5th, 2018 1h 45m

BRAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMM! That's apparently the sound giant robots make when punching giant monsters at the Pacific Rim!We're back with another action-packed episode full of all the giant robot love you can imagine, and then some. This is one of ou

Episode 0023 – The Ice Pirates (1984)

May 22nd, 2018 1h 13m

We promise that listening to this episode will NOT give you space herpes: it's The Ice Pirates! For the first time on the show, in this episode we actually get hands-on with the gaming system of choice for this movie, using the rules to recrea

Episode 0022 – Dungeons and Dragons (2000) Live at Wagoncon 2018

May 14th, 2018 1h 1m

Live from Wagoncon 2018, we talk about the greatest fantasy masterpiece film of all time: DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS! On second thought, this morning was godawful in every way imaginable and we all regret having seen it. This is very much an expleti