0:00

This is Paul Hogg's speech. And Andy Jacobs.

0:02

And this is the H and J Daily featuring some

0:04

of the best bits of the show this afternoon.

0:07

Well, we Andy. He's most irrational

0:10

today in our chat with Danny

0:12

Kelly. We look back over the FA

0:14

cup weekend. And one

0:16

team in particular will keep their power

0:18

dry very much irritating in

0:21

Hove the moment as you will Discover.

0:23

You're not chaired by myself and Danny. We

0:26

also had some clips of the week, Pewter,

0:28

from two thousand and eight, March

0:30

two thousand and eight featuring all your

0:32

old favorites. And we had

0:35

a bit of a chat, of course. We did. And,

0:37

well, here it all is. Good

0:43

afternoon, everyone. Good afternoon. And Ian,

0:45

just before we came on, he also said to and he got

0:47

much for the top. He said, no, not really, but he

0:49

said, I've couple of things I am to me at the weekend,

0:51

and I was thinking that's usually gold

0:54

because most definitely. Our weekend

0:56

pass off without incident, but the end

0:58

is rarely due. So do

1:01

you want to share those with the class initially?

1:03

Involves sending something to a listener and

1:05

receiving something to a listener. So I

1:07

basically, a listener contacted me

1:09

through my Instagram and said my

1:12

mate's birthday is coming up, and he'd

1:15

he'd love some notes from your a

1:17

notebook.

1:18

Wow. Why Chelsea loves it? Bad. Yeah.

1:20

Chelsea loves it? What about the language? He's not

1:22

a

1:22

kid. I mean, as well. You know, I don't write swearing

1:24

in my book. Don't you? No. Okay.

1:27

Well, you actually put asterisks is when you're

1:29

losing it. Okay. But

1:31

anyway, I've I've said in my notes from the defeat

1:34

from followed two weeks ago. Oh, okay.

1:36

Yeah. I don't know if that will do it on middle birthday

1:38

message. That's very nice.

1:40

And you're gonna

1:42

section. When somebody reads that, you do realize

1:44

that. No one does that. Yeah.

1:46

I said to you do realize you won't be able to read a word

1:48

of this, but didn't You don't take you don't take your

1:50

book to games. Do don't when you go on watch the

1:52

show, so you don't take it and sit there and make me understand.

1:54

You like the

1:55

scoreboard. Cricket,

1:57

man. Hope you're rebooting it. Yeah.

2:00

You're doubly. And then

2:02

I've I've been getting a thing for I think I must

2:04

had three things from the post office saying

2:06

somebody's trying to send you a

2:08

parcel. Final one said, you've got

2:10

to pick it up and you've got to pay one pound fifty.

2:12

Oh, sorry. Go

2:13

ahead. Was it one of the 3001 No.

2:15

No. Actually, so I go to the post Why are we

2:16

gonna pay one pound fifty?

2:18

Because there wasn't this stamp on it was a

2:20

counterfeit stamp.

2:22

Who's making counterfeit stamps? Couldn't

2:24

goodness knows. But anyway, that's what the representative

2:26

says me, you know, the reasons You

2:27

know what I mean? Nothing else. Nothing else. You

2:30

said? I've never been hand I've never ever had any

2:32

account of this. Anyway, I paid it. I paid the one

2:34

pound fifth I get the thing and open it up

2:36

and it's a it's from a listener. It's

2:38

a children's book. Yeah.

2:41

Thanks. And we're very nice to you to send to

2:43

me. But I had to go get it from the post

2:45

office, and I had to pay one pound fifty for the

2:47

privilege.

2:47

How did you get you? It's very much. Godness.

2:49

I don't know, actually. Interesting thing. Isn't

2:51

it? I have no idea. It's a good book.

2:53

It's quite worrying. Isn't it about the they did?

2:56

Yeah. Yeah. Is it a good book? What's the book?

2:58

Hove on. Well, I identify what to say,

3:01

really. No.

3:01

Well, I just you can show me nothing. You can show it

3:02

to me. Yeah. Absolutely. Just to

3:05

prove the point. Right. Okay. There

3:06

it is. Fair

3:09

enough. Is it football related or not?

3:10

Not really. It's animal related.

3:13

Okay. Tremendous guys do one around

3:15

it. One big more pamphlet in a book.

3:17

One pound fifty that cost

3:19

you. Yeah. And somebody knows where you live. Yeah.

3:21

So I will give it a good review. Oh, it's my I

3:23

think they are I I recommend

3:25

it. I don't know where you live.

3:28

It's a tremendous talking of live.

3:30

Patrick Reid, we're gonna get those years going on

3:32

this. It's a ball up a tree

3:34

yesterday, and they they went from tee gates

3:36

to tree gates at the Telegraph today

3:38

because there were one one or two people questioning

3:41

the the rules around it. But said he

3:43

was a hundred percent certain that it was his ball

3:45

lodged up a tree rather than

3:47

scaling the tree and playing the

3:49

shot. Mhmm. He was allowed

3:51

he was allowed to, you know, drop the barn.

3:54

Isn't the tree a hazard, though? Well,

3:56

I don't know. I mean, I can go into detail

3:58

there. Bull was launched up a tree rules

4:00

of golf did take you would have to take a stroke and

4:02

distance penalty and go back to play three

4:04

off the tee. As it was, he was allowed to take a one

4:06

shot penalty drop adjacent to three and

4:08

escape with a bogey five. Wasn't

4:10

enough though to get him into a playoff

4:13

with Rory McElroy,

4:15

which would been a lot of fun after what happened

4:17

last week, but we already got the job done. Congratulations to

4:19

him. But it just takes us back to

4:21

where the ball came to rest. Where the ball

4:23

finally came to rest. And whether

4:25

that's a golf ball, cricket ball, tennis

4:27

ball, a football, whether it's an

4:29

a cow pair in someone's garden

4:31

through someone's window, into

4:33

someone, some roof in their car. Where

4:35

did the ball that you were playing with or witnessed

4:38

finally come to rest then the story

4:40

behind it with a weird Get a few of those from me

4:42

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4:51

and

4:51

G. Lot of shots of Ryan Reynolds, of

4:53

course, the Rexmer owner going

4:56

through the Agonies of a wonderful cup title.

4:58

Oh, okay. Blow behind him, they get

5:00

fussy with his hair. I guess, look, he

5:02

looks fine, mate. Leave it

5:02

alone. I mean, when he scored the winner, he

5:05

celebrated the first thing he was, like, touch his

5:07

hair

5:07

off to do anything. Maybe it's a good luck thing.

5:09

Who was the guy?

5:09

Was it? Maybe he just knows he's on

5:12

camera because he's standing behind Ryan, I

5:14

suppose.

5:14

Okay. Subconscious somewhat subconscious

5:16

selfguard. Yes. Selfguard. Anything

5:20

else? Can I just disagree

5:22

with Neil Miller? Don't can't you can

5:24

write off the Liverpool Making

5:25

talkSPORT.

5:26

Point wise, I

5:27

mean, they get in there. Yeah. Well, that's the way they're playing.

5:29

Oh, by the way, it's

5:30

worth Plus to come back. I mean, we'll talk to Danny

5:32

about this, and I'm like, see if he's writing them

5:34

off.

5:35

It's world croissant day. A tremendous

5:37

share. No. No. And apparently, talent in

5:39

Brazil must be the face of Well, this is it. I

5:41

tried to find a clip of Allan talking Plaza

5:43

on Plaza on Plaza on. Plaza on. Do you remember

5:45

the they were like baseball

5:46

mitts. They

5:48

were like catcher's mitts, so you didn't do that. Far

5:50

too big. But apparently, Tom Holland,

5:52

they actor and Dominic's son. He can't

5:54

say quasun either. There's a whole meme of him

5:56

saying

5:56

quasun. Well,

5:58

Alan could say was just a slightly Wait. Turn

6:00

it with a z. Quiz on. Quiz on.

6:03

Yeah. You had a yeah. A special word saying it

6:05

after six in the morning. And a special way of

6:07

eating it normally during a checkpoint. During

6:09

the guest. That's very true.

6:11

We brought you a clip of Ali McCoysia, then we

6:13

might have doing this. It's a short news from Scotland

6:15

today. We might bring you that a little bit

6:17

later on, so stick around for that. Yeah.

6:20

Harrow, a broken coffee machine, was

6:23

sort of symptomatic on what was wrong at Darby

6:25

County. Under new poor manager, under

6:27

new manager pool. Paul, he got it under new

6:29

pool manager. Paul manager. He's he's lovely, but well,

6:32

he's such a manager pool, what they call him pool

6:33

manager. Yeah. So he's run, sir.

6:36

Yeah. Both

6:37

Yeah. He he he

6:39

saw he saw it as a as a symbol,

6:42

the broken coffee machine. Anyway, more on

6:44

that later on. And Arie bonded with

6:46

Jürgen Club as we look ahead to

6:49

that match tonight live on talkSPORT County

6:51

versus West End, the remaining game. In

6:53

the FA Cup fourth round. It's

6:55

a a joy for us all and who aren't

6:57

regular viewers of the one show

6:59

tonight. Man. Those of us still in

7:01

the competition are gonna have to watch the

7:03

ones show them tonight because that's where they're doing

7:05

the draw. They're marvelous. I mean, I works.

7:07

I'll take it to be chapters who's who's conducting

7:09

the draw but in the in the great one

7:11

show tradition as Mel Brooks. They have

7:13

to ask him about the feature that was on

7:15

before, which was HJ said, is generally

7:17

about shortage of bowls in the lake district.

7:20

So before trappers can do the

7:22

the bowls, he's gonna have to answer a question about

7:24

vaults and whether he's worried about

7:26

them in the lake district. So,

7:30

yes, we're gonna have the draw here on talks

7:32

So that's good. I haven't got to watch the one show, John.

7:34

That's good news. Thanks for feeding that into

7:36

my ear. Right. We'll bring you the draw

7:38

from seven o'clock Adrian Durham ahead

7:40

of our commentary of Darby County

7:42

versus West

7:43

ham. And you get your calls into the sports

7:45

bars. And we're we're we're we're for the

7:47

build up and the way in for a fight. What

7:49

a fight? Yeah. But it was just a war.

7:51

Fantastic for war, for

7:53

Brave. Yeah. Everything that's good about boxing,

7:56

I

7:56

thought. Tremendous fight. And we should give

7:58

a mentioned to Moses Atala, who

8:00

we spoke to young up and

8:02

coming heavyweight. He's only back to

8:04

eighteen, isn't he Hove? And

8:06

he's look twenty three seconds in all. That's

8:08

including the count. Fourteen seconds

8:10

of the fight. To take his

8:12

man out to

8:12

reach, certainly, one to watch but

8:15

yeah. Enjoyed it at web There was there was a great

8:17

moment there where BT was saying we're hoping to have

8:19

a word without any yard as soon

8:21

as possible, then it cut to Gareth

8:23

a Davis with a mic. He

8:25

was there interviewing

8:26

yard. Walking him back to the dressing room here where

8:28

I'm trapped in work by Gareth there. The Hawksbee

8:31

and Jacobs daily podcast fast.

8:33

Sportsman and Andy Jacobs

8:35

Hove on talkSPORT, and

8:37

we're gonna reflect on the f a

8:39

cup weekend as we always do.

8:41

With Danny Kelly, you may have a piece of music

8:44

joining because at some point. It's the music they play when they

8:46

wanna clear the stage in

8:48

the Thank you speeches at the Oscars

8:50

and when the producers had enough of a certain

8:52

conversation, he fades up the music. So if you

8:54

hear it, we're being told to move on.

8:56

But, you know, we always manage our time

8:57

brilliant. That really happens. Good

8:59

afternoon. Good afternoon, Danny. Hello,

9:02

Chups. How are you doing? Yeah. We're not too bad. Thank

9:04

you. Not too bad now. Yesterday's the

9:06

two games that we had on TV

9:09

yesterday Hove were were

9:11

caucus weren't they? I mean, I looked at

9:13

Brighton Liverpool was a very exciting end to

9:15

end match and with a fantastic

9:17

finish as was Rexam.

9:20

And they're going against Sheffield General.

9:22

So maybe we should start with with

9:24

Liverpool. And there's been

9:26

a lot of, you know, self search into Dave

9:28

and Andy Roberts sort of meeting has

9:30

not been good enough? What was your take on the

9:32

performance then?

9:33

Well, you know, Andy

9:36

Robertson's right, Liverpool Hove suddenly

9:38

hit a kind of wall as a group of

9:40

players. The

9:43

midfield no longer clicks the way it

9:45

did. We discussed Mani's role and start

9:47

in the press last week, and it's

9:49

infected everybody, including a

9:51

back fall now, that changes

9:53

all the time. And

9:55

as I think on the contest on the TV,

9:57

the four that started in the

9:59

Champions League final a few months

10:02

ago, her only played together once this

10:04

season. So there's a lot going on there.

10:06

But that has been taken in the

10:07

context, I think, of how good a

10:09

team brightener and I

10:11

had a a text into a change

10:13

with somebody called Andy Jacobs

10:14

last guy, Andy Jacobs. Oh, he's quite a bit Yeah. Man.

10:17

I think you're fine.

10:17

Oh, right. He's

10:18

got it. Javeri. What problem with

10:20

Frank, they

10:21

really get the idea they wore it. We get

10:23

the idea they wore it. Can I just say

10:25

don't buy any of their players? Because they don't play

10:27

as well when they're not playing at

10:29

Brighton. So I wouldn't bother if I was here.

10:31

Look at

10:31

that. But you're all you're you're you're almost cementing

10:34

the point Andy because Brighton are doing

10:36

this despite selling perhaps two of their

10:38

best players every chance foot

10:39

window, and they keep on challenging.

10:41

You know

10:43

what I mean? No. Are they really? Let's be

10:45

honest. That

10:46

that that becomes so bitter about the club

10:48

that you've got likes links to. Why do

10:50

they irritate you? Which we never bought any of

10:52

their players all got their manager. Because

10:54

their fans are so arrogant. They're

10:56

so

10:58

great. Thank you so much.

11:01

Fantastic.

11:01

Where'd you see them strung? How do how do you

11:04

notice? Is that did they straddle around

11:06

a street London. Bright Sure.

11:06

I know certain Brighten fans are really

11:09

annoying me. It's

11:12

great

11:12

to see this. It's picking us up. Well,

11:14

I mean, there isn't there's Yeah. I'm sorry, Debbie.

11:16

Yeah. Come on. No. I'm here to say

11:19

that, you know. And there you have it. Any

11:21

any sort of Jewelers IP's

11:23

analysis of the game that I might be prepared

11:25

to

11:25

do. I

11:26

now know all spoiled by the arrogance of

11:28

Brighton and Melbourne's fans. They've

11:30

always shot me as a very cocky lot. I don't know

11:32

about

11:32

you. October. The next one played for the

11:35

passing through eleven. Well, just

11:37

passing through to Stamford Bridge,

11:39

generally, but maybe not. Okay. Fire

11:41

the wildcard. Fire the most of them. Yeah.

11:43

Don't buy any more Brighton pleasant. I don't I honestly,

11:46

they don't they don't do as well. Do they when they're

11:48

outside of

11:48

Brighton, old and bother you. You pay top dollar

11:51

for them. Just I'm not you said

11:53

this. And look, we have our own issues, of course,

11:55

with Ive Bassuma who's maybe not been the

11:57

plairie once, as I said, you know, six months Totnam.

11:59

He's turned it to Didier Zakcora. Well

12:01

done everybody. But he was the best

12:03

midfield player in the Premier League effectively

12:05

last season. So Look, I

12:07

mean, Cuparella and Bissuma

12:09

have maybe not been as good at their

12:11

new

12:11

clubs. That doesn't mean that's Dan

12:14

Burn has been very good. So, yeah, it's not a rule

12:15

of thumb. And why it's playing out of your skid

12:18

right back. So I think yeah.

12:20

So much for that theory, Andy, in your

12:22

bitterness, which has slightly clouded

12:24

it. Now there is a compromise to come out of

12:26

that, which is Moses Casado

12:28

and and what happens next

12:30

with

12:30

him. It didn't remind me of

12:31

the shelves. Is he Yeah. No. He's

12:33

no, Austin. Then this case is trying very hard

12:35

to bring him. Seventy million quick cup and

12:37

second offer has gone in. Brighton have

12:39

said that he's not for sale. They've

12:41

basically given him some

12:43

of the week off. So we can sort his head

12:45

out. He did that thing that Luca Mondrix

12:48

did in the times when he decided he

12:50

wanted to go into Chelsea wrote a lovely letter

12:52

to Dear everybody, I've had a

12:54

lovely time. Thanks for looking

12:56

after me. I now wanna go to

12:58

another club. So, bye. And then funny

13:00

enough, the club say, oh, I'm not sure about that. You've

13:02

got a contract mate. Mhmm. So you're

13:04

not going anywhere. I don't know what sort

13:06

of plan they're gonna have after the window closes. You've

13:08

only got opening knuckles down And if he does want

13:10

his Hove, he might get it in the summer.

13:12

But moderate student was brilliant.

13:14

Yes, he did. Yeah. A fair play to

13:16

him. There was a real pro about it, and he'd like

13:18

to think because they don't do the same thing for Brighton.

13:21

But you can't blame Arsenal for

13:22

bidding, but you can ultimately if

13:25

you keep doing it and say they lose Desirby

13:27

because he's a good manager. We keep

13:29

selling and losing all your best

13:30

parts. You'll end up like Southampton. That's what

13:33

we'll have. There is a danger that yeah. But at the

13:35

moment, it's so well managed. This that's not

13:37

been the case. They tend not to sell unless they've

13:39

already got a replacement. And

13:41

that's been the key that, you

13:43

know, they aren't know I I know you're getting

13:45

better, Andy, but they are an incredibly well

13:47

run club. And we're

13:49

seeing the

13:49

results of that. We're seeing what for them for their

13:51

dedication there, Andy. Let's let's let's One

13:53

can live in hope. Living

13:57

Hove. I'm definitely not letting

13:59

you know. I'm all worthing. The worthing's

14:01

nice. I've made in the county ground once

14:03

in

14:03

Sussex, and the army army

14:06

barrick me. Is that what this

14:08

is? Is that what this is? Is that

14:10

what doctor Anthony Claire? Yeah.

14:12

Coming down down on this just lay down on the

14:14

couch and let Danny and I probe

14:16

you about this. Yeah. So anyway, we're gonna

14:18

move on. We should sort of Anthony

14:20

Gordon because he fits into the same

14:22

situation creation as Casado saying on a

14:24

lovely time, but his was, you know, he

14:26

he down tools and went a new castle and then

14:28

said, hopefully, everything fans understand.

14:30

My guess is they

14:31

won't. Yes.

14:35

The understanding of the fans, the

14:37

football's expectation of this, I guess,

14:39

obviously, The great

14:41

leader of all, this is yet another

14:43

interview in the Guardian, the

14:45

Soul Campbell, pleading for

14:47

understanding from the Spurs fans. And of course, nobody should

14:49

be seen about people dying and all

14:51

the rest of it. But I don't know what they think

14:53

they know. It's because they see the game

14:55

differently from the fans. Don't they Yeah. To them,

14:57

it is at the end of the day a job of

14:59

work. And for us, it's something more,

15:01

something more emotional, something more

15:03

family related than work

15:04

related. And they just don't get it.

15:06

Well, you have to be pretty unself

15:08

aware to realize that going from spurs to

15:10

Arsenal in the way he did wasn't gonna cause bad

15:12

feeling

15:12

forever.

15:13

Yeah. For and and a day for

15:15

ever plus one

15:16

third. Yeah. I mean, I look, I I don't wanna

15:18

come a little foggy on this or or because

15:21

it used to be a shop steward as well,

15:23

but footballs make me laugh. When

15:25

clubs are in trouble and they go go

15:27

out of business, the tea lady

15:29

gets let go, the man who

15:31

supplies the fish tanks that leads doesn't

15:33

get paid, but their contracts

15:35

are cast iron. Mhmm. They cannot be

15:37

broken under any circumstances unless

15:39

it suits them, in which case, they don't want to pay for their

15:41

No. It

15:43

must be very hard. And I'm I mean,

15:45

one has very little sympathy really for the owners of

15:48

football clubs these days. But the fact that the

15:50

player's contract, as I said, one

15:52

extreme, can never be altered

15:54

good God. Then then it it's like the

15:56

Magna Carta And if the player decides

15:58

that they don't wanna come to work, there's nothing you

16:00

can do about

16:00

it. And so it's quite good that clubs

16:03

someone's dig their heels in and what

16:05

what bright a dumb potato is, I think, is

16:07

good at the moment. It's not good for Arsenal, obviously,

16:09

because they'd like him now and he'd make a big difference

16:11

to them. Potentially, unless Andy's theory

16:13

carries through, but but

16:15

bright need him, you know, they've got they've

16:17

got dreams of their own. So they're right to dig their

16:20

hills and say take a few days.

16:21

Are finishing rough Chelsea. And

16:22

was

16:23

They probably will, you know.

16:26

But this season, but not next

16:28

season or the season of Hawaii. They got

16:30

they'll they've got their winner fighting tool there

16:32

for many jacobs. The Hawksbee Jacobs

16:34

daily podcast. Casto has been in

16:36

touch HJ said, loving the showboys. I'd love this

16:38

Monday slot with Danny

16:39

Baker. You're not you're not

16:41

sending him to check. Are you, Danny?

16:43

No. The enormous doesn't need the enormous

16:46

night pendant. I'm pulling down for this other

16:47

day. Yeah. Certainly. Yeah.

16:49

Thank you, Casa. It's Kelly Kelly.

16:52

Anyway -- Oh. -- it's been

16:53

ongoing throughout my career.

16:56

Yeah. Well, let's have a look at the other

16:58

great game yesterday, which was

17:00

Rexam versus Chefs and Journeys. Tremendous.

17:03

And, you know, what a fan I mean, it was an

17:05

old blood and thunder cup tie. Wasn't

17:07

it? It's quite hard though because of the

17:09

documentary and that met the profile of many of

17:11

their players. To see

17:13

Rexam was plucky when you look at Paul

17:15

Mullen and stuff and the quality they have in the team, it

17:17

they don't feel I mean, it's a it's still a

17:19

brilliant performance against to decide we're doing

17:22

credibly well in the championship and probably coming

17:24

back up again almost

17:24

certainly. But are you seeing him as plucky

17:27

down in quite the same way? No.

17:29

III take your point. We now we're

17:31

so familiar with their players that they're not the

17:33

painters and decorators. Are they cup

17:35

law or are they and candlestick makers

17:37

and all the rest of it? First

17:40

of all, Thomas, I mean, it is something

17:42

wonderful about this Rexam story. Mhmm. And

17:44

I know the teams that they're sort of tramping on

17:46

they got through the pyramid, they're probably gonna say, but

17:49

but but I get it. But the idea that you

17:51

might be a Hollywood superstar and

17:53

decide, oh, go buy a football club.

17:55

Because which of us hasn't thought that that our number

17:58

might come up on the Lotto and would

18:00

buy a football

18:00

club. So it's been beautiful to

18:03

watch. I have to say is I'm gonna Brighton getting

18:04

relegated. Oh, I called

18:07

you idea. Because you're just gonna

18:08

Not happy. It's gonna happen

18:11

anyway. Do do

18:13

you the what I love at the end, though, is clearly

18:15

the the footballs of Shepherd United

18:17

do not consider Rex and

18:19

Plucky underdogs. When Johnny even got that

18:21

very, very late equalizer. Yeah. He

18:23

brought his he brought his hand to his

18:25

ear. As though he as though he scored against Fine

18:28

Munich, but shot in the airbags. He's our first one to

18:30

celebrate and hear him. Actually,

18:32

you what was great about that game. And we've talked

18:34

a lot about VAR and it should be at every game

18:36

and not this game and not that. But the one thing

18:38

when you go to a game without VAR, I

18:41

felt envious fans because when the ball

18:43

goes in the back of the net and the risk given

18:45

it, it's a goal. You can celebrate. And

18:47

that's the biggest difference they can

18:49

celebrate without concern is so

18:51

much

18:51

better. I know. And you know,

18:53

after I think was a young Elliott's

18:55

goal for Liverpool, the

18:58

the there was there was the usual break for

19:00

for the check. For for our side against the

19:02

person across the ball. And the

19:04

comment I thought was terrific. You know, it's Clive

19:06

tells they Clive yeah.

19:08

Absolutely brilliant. But he did say, this is become

19:10

a a new part of the drama of

19:12

football. Yeah. And the air left my

19:13

body, I've got to

19:14

say, because it's not part of the drama. It's

19:17

taken away the beautiful drama. And I

19:19

must admit, when I was banging on about

19:21

bringing in Bay Art, sorry everybody, Maya

19:23

Cooper. The the idea

19:25

that the games, you wouldn't be able

19:27

to celebrate a go It had not occurred to my walnut

19:29

sized

19:29

brain. Mhmm. But that would be the the unintended

19:32

consequence. It's a disaster for

19:34

the for the enjoyment of the football match. I

19:36

think we all saw and we all felt it would

19:38

probably be as quick as goal line

19:39

tech, though, you know, it wasn't even all

19:41

of

19:41

us to think that we did a couple of seconds,

19:43

you know, the the referee's watch

19:45

would go off and it was off-site or it

19:47

wasn't off-site. And the semi automated ones, and,

19:50

undoubtedly, the technology will

19:52

improve and it'll get quicker.

19:54

But then you still get lots of

19:56

subjective decisions and there's

19:58

nonsense about the threshold being high

20:00

enough or not high enough. So there's too

20:02

many sort of things involved in the AR that are

20:04

not black and white, which is one of

20:06

the problems. But it should be a cracking

20:08

replay. Mhmm. It took you to take advantage of

20:10

blades wouldn't you really back to their

20:11

place. We Rexam at their their

20:14

window, but they got you know, they showed

20:16

me hang on. It was Yeah. It was but such an

20:18

exciting site. Isn't that the best long throw since

20:20

we're already the

20:20

lap. I've been toze him. He's got massive -- Yeah.

20:22

--

20:22

the way he grips the

20:23

ball and it's it's

20:26

incredibly dangerous. Yeah. And

20:28

then I suppose

20:28

I'm sorry. You have to say I

20:31

suppose I suppose after Egon's in

20:33

equalizer goes in, you'd be unsurprised if

20:35

the Rex money was on the Hove, some

20:37

script writer saying, Right? You can start writing this one up for the

20:39

film. Yeah. Because, you know, it was pure Hollywood, wasn't it?

20:42

Pure trial. Yeah. No.

20:44

Excuse me. Where

20:46

are we going next? We're gonna go to Preston versus

20:49

spurs. And in the end pretty

20:51

routine for Tautam to all while to get going

20:53

against Preston who defended stoutly

20:56

Sony did look the most dangerous. And there was

20:58

I don't know about you, Danny. There was something in the

21:00

game last night that made me or Saturday night

21:02

that made me think Sony actually could have

21:04

turned the corner on after a quite terrible season he's been

21:06

effectively an empty shirt for most of it buying a

21:08

hat trick against Lester. Wasn't the first goal, which

21:10

was a brilliant goal, but he did that against

21:12

Lester. He can always do that.

21:15

It was the second goal, which involved him a

21:17

clever turn, and three touches, including

21:19

the shot that he takes to wrong

21:21

foot the keeper as well. It's in those

21:24

two touches that sets him up for the shot that I saw old

21:26

school sonny because what's been happening to him this

21:28

season is in those two touches. He's

21:31

hesitant HJ falls over his feet. He allows a

21:33

defender to close him down. All that had gone. The

21:35

instinct was back just to get out of

21:37

his feet and stick it in the

21:38

net. So what made me think he kind of

21:41

is on his way back. Well,

21:43

Paul, that that might turn out to be just

21:45

a, you know, blind optimism. But I

21:48

I I'll make you right because I thought against Fulham

21:51

previously, he at least was running with some of the

21:53

powers and not with the ball at

21:55

his feet. Because he as you

21:56

say, though. He's been conducting a balloon,

21:59

basically. I think January first. I've watched

22:01

first in the last two games, and I I

22:03

detected definite uptick in their form. They

22:05

look better to me than they have

22:06

done. They look at a

22:06

bit more

22:08

more solid resilient. Yeah.

22:11

But it was an interesting hot afternoon after HJ saw the two girls he

22:13

went on to the touch line and cried.

22:15

He also wasn't in the pool. I'm

22:17

sure you noticed it. He wasn't capped

22:20

another team. Mhmm. You know, Davison Sanchez

22:22

was captain of whether Davison's an attempt

22:24

not to put more pressure on on

22:27

on some I don't

22:27

know, but it was very odd. It wasn't odd. It wasn't

22:29

odd. This yeah. It was a very strange one. It was good

22:31

that they could win a game without Harry Kane.

22:35

So yes. Pretty as we routine

22:37

in the end from Topland. We've got the job done.

22:39

And I saw everything fans reacting. They

22:41

were delighted to see Dan Druma score

22:43

on his debut. He looked he looked quite

22:45

live library HJ was making good runs and

22:47

letting people know and they didn't find him with a

22:49

ball

22:49

afterwards. So a decent a decent

22:52

debut. But then me go out as decent

22:54

debut. I seem to

22:55

remember Oh,

22:55

whatever they are good. Yeah. Yes. Indeed.

22:57

Well, you

22:58

know, you you getting off you're

23:00

a a forward player, getting off the mark is

23:02

always regarded as so important.

23:05

So if you can get one hitting the ball in the exact

23:07

opposite direction that you'd meant to -- Yeah. -- which goes

23:09

across the line, that's great help for then, June.

23:12

Because clearly, he meant to put that to the

23:14

goalkeeper's

23:14

left, and it dribbles into the goalkeeper's

23:16

right. But it went across the line, and that's

23:18

what matters, I guess. Absolutely. Now

23:21

so that's Preston Nerspurs. Manchester

23:23

United Reading, I think we saw the weekend.

23:25

Well, I thought it was interesting comments

23:28

from from Paulins,

23:30

saying that this time last week would have fancied

23:32

playing Manchester United before they'd lost their

23:34

mojo. And he said he spent

23:36

all week thinking about the team man, she's denied,

23:38

were gonna look put out. The next time I saw

23:40

the team sheet and thought, jeez, he's gone

23:42

full throttle on this one. And

23:45

you did look at the team, I think there's nothing down for Reading,

23:47

even if there was before that Casa

23:49

Miro again proving what

23:51

a what a missy was for that Arsenal

23:53

game last week.

23:55

I mean, it it it's very

23:58

he has been a

24:00

fixture in Real Madrid's midfield for so long that

24:02

we we don't remember the player at

24:04

Sao Paulo. HJ I'm

24:06

told, I guess, but I'll be Tim

24:08

Vickery, a much more attacking player when he

24:10

was younger. But he but

24:12

obviously, holding a midfield that has contained

24:14

over the years, Tony Krause

24:16

and Luca Modrich and Garret Bayou

24:18

and Al Valverde, He's he's you

24:20

know, for Rambridge, he wasn't required to get really much cross

24:22

the halfway line. There's there is

24:24

a proper proper footballer in

24:27

there And the goals, they may even have

24:29

come as a surprise to Eric Tenhard. The

24:31

fact that this lad is not just a holding midfield

24:33

Hove he, you know, as he the label he

24:35

had to wear real Madrid. I mean, let's fair with

24:38

tremendous success over the last

24:40

decade. But in a overall,

24:43

Ericsson and HJ compared to

24:45

Fred and dominate. That's the that's

24:47

the heart of this improved Manchester United. They've

24:49

just improved the middle of the team

24:51

exponentially. Yeah. It's

24:52

basically injury

24:53

to Ericsson, which if it's long

24:56

term -- Oh. -- and will affect themselves. Because

24:58

Andy Carroll is clearly a branch

25:00

of the Paul Scholes tackle

25:02

academy in Reading, still open.

25:04

That Andy frequent always

25:06

tackling needs because they were

25:08

part tackled. Both of them were

25:10

quite terrible. Challenges, Monday.

25:13

Oh, well,

25:13

Well, one heritage to say this is a team

25:16

managed by Paul Inns, but I'll tell it

25:18

now. III

25:20

don't I don't understand that

25:22

the game has so much. It it be

25:24

is it because he already his style of

25:26

play looks like a dinosaur. The referee's are

25:28

kinda turning a blind

25:29

eye, but he was really Yeah.

25:31

You're right, Paul. Those those were tackles from a decade and a

25:33

half ago. Yeah. When Andy

25:35

was starting

25:35

out, I'm not stressed he was deliberately trying

25:37

to hurt anybody. Right? Stuff

25:39

around like that is just not

25:41

acceptable anymore. Is it? They they were the sort

25:43

of turquoise where you say after a

25:45

Sunday morning on Hachni Marshes where I know

25:48

you played.

25:48

Yeah. Alright. Make calm down. We've gotta go work tomorrow.

25:51

Exactly. It's that sort of tackle one too,

25:53

really. Yeah.

25:53

We've we've all got to get a half moon for

25:55

two tranches of seafood.

25:58

I'm just going back to Casavira. There's very

26:00

few clubs, apart from Manchester United, Chelsea,

26:02

you could argue, too high, so they had cut off.

26:03

Chelsea had changed. Yeah. They wouldn't buy them. You wouldn't they buy them

26:05

now? I'm just thinking in terms of you're

26:07

not really right at you. They're going for a younger

26:10

team, but there's very few clubs that would go out

26:12

and spend sixty

26:14

million quid on on a thirty

26:16

year

26:16

old, you know, with you know, and you're you're

26:18

not gonna make any Go five

26:19

years out of it. Especially the way you play.

26:22

You could as I said, you wouldn't gusley to any

26:24

at at Spurs doing that. There it is. Sorry. If

26:26

you close it, I'll do it. But it does show

26:28

that sometimes, you know, it

26:30

can be very effective. And do you think what you make by getting in

26:32

the champions

26:32

league, etcetera? Oh. It could be very

26:35

lucrative as well. If you can if

26:37

you go to the owners of merchandise, So we will

26:39

transform this team's fortunes

26:42

with by buying one player who may be

26:44

slightly

26:44

overpriced. Mhmm.

26:45

But in the in in return, we'll get you into

26:47

the Champions League We'll revive the team. We'll get the

26:49

crowd back on side. It looks like complete

26:52

bargain. Good to mention Daniel

26:54

Leviticus. You can see me we

26:56

we can see each other on on cameras here.

26:58

I'm slightly tender in my left arm, Paul,

27:00

where my Pedro Porro Tato is starting to

27:02

firm a little

27:03

Yes. It's

27:06

gone to the whole month. The whole

27:08

month to get one player. It

27:10

could be still be on. It could

27:12

be got it. They've got to come up with another two point eight million.

27:14

Yeah. Pedro -- Yeah. -- no. Damian El

27:16

Toro. Oh my arb. Yeah. It's exactly. Once

27:18

that they break that cellophane off, it'll

27:20

look a million and dogs. Yeah. And

27:24

stoked, Steven. It's stoked, Stevenage.

27:26

Perfect. For Steve Evans. For goodness sake.

27:28

What's decision

27:29

of the weekend by referee, David? actually

27:31

had the temerity to admit to the players as

27:33

they were walking back to the halfway

27:34

and I've got that one wrong with me. Thanks. We

27:37

should

27:37

say what what went on. Stoke

27:39

was given a penalty for perfectly

27:41

good challenge from a Stevenage plan.

27:43

It completely skewed the game. The guy gets

27:45

the ball first clearly, and it comes down what

27:47

we've been talking about, the idea that some

27:49

games have got VAR and can get

27:51

a team out of jail or into it,

27:54

and and some haven't, which is

27:56

just completely wrong of

27:58

the FAA. To do this. The idea got the technology you're

28:00

using is dumb. It's all the same

28:02

competition. So there's Steven. If you know

28:04

what's gonna happen, I think Steve Evans was saying they've

28:06

got a penalty as maybe

28:08

if I were to look to that and given it. But

28:10

yeah, for the referee go about halfway line,

28:12

look at the big screen. See the decision back

28:14

and say to the Stevenage

28:15

noise. Oh, sorry. Lads, I think I've got that wrong.

28:18

Thanks. Well, no. That's a that's a

28:20

sort wound interface, isn't

28:22

it? And I'm glad to see, Paul, that

28:24

you're still as passionate about

28:26

this disparity between

28:28

having

28:28

the, you know, the AR cameras on one ground and

28:31

not the other the same competition. But

28:33

unlike Andy's thinking about Bright, at least it's based

28:35

on some kind of rational thought

28:37

process.

28:39

Yes. No. You're for just oh, to save

28:42

you sounding like you're the the old man on the

28:44

corner of the street. You're a entrenched

28:46

fist waving at the sky. You're

28:48

absolutely right. It makes no sense the

28:50

competition to have different rules on different grounds, and

28:52

they need to look at that next

28:53

year. And can you do that? As a as a I mean, as

28:55

a said, definitely. Oh, he's got more. He's

28:58

got Oh, no. As I said, two things that make the

29:00

FA Cup not as good as it was despite some of the

29:02

football saw this weekend. Semi finals

29:04

at Wembley just for money, no other

29:06

reason. And that and that nonsense. It's AVIR

29:08

and some v I nove. And it's so I say

29:10

the FAA again are the people that make up and

29:13

it's their competition. It's their

29:15

crown

29:15

jewel, and they do more damage it, I think, than it But

29:17

we made the point there right when it first happened that

29:19

they're missing a trick the FA this. People

29:22

would love the FA cup for having

29:24

no worry. People would really enjoy

29:26

the point of difference. People tell us

29:28

so refreshing to me, like I said earlier in the

29:30

show to celebrate a goal where it actually goes

29:31

in. They've really missed a trick there. There's no

29:34

need What about that? I mean, if if Brighton played

29:36

Chelsea and you got stolen off, I mean, how

29:38

would you anything about the ice. So highly, we went out of the cup. They're

29:40

still in it. Oh, okay. Very wonderful

29:42

to them then. Good. But yes.

29:44

So, anyway, you know, off the soap box, but

29:47

teams don't go through. They won't care, really. The Hawks

29:49

Hawksbee daily podcast. Hogs me,

29:52

Annie Jacobs here on reflecting

29:54

on the FA up. We changed

29:56

a few more games to look

29:59

at. And let's

30:01

graphic Pulling the

30:02

assembly. Yeah. Let's do that. Let's have a look

30:04

at yeah. there's just something we'll

30:06

give for you again. He then call him all join us, and

30:08

he HJ he us he gave us sort of three

30:11

potential giant killings the other day, and that was

30:13

among them. He thought they talkSPORT Macomami

30:15

turning up there in full voice, and

30:17

they they nearly got it over the line, and it would, you

30:19

know, it would have been again a fifteen

30:22

year old to have got the

30:22

winner. One of their makeup story, and that would have Hove.

30:25

Yeah. I mean, first of all, you know, hearing

30:27

Stanley's voice and talks more

30:29

again. Having worked with him for years

30:31

in the evenings, just

30:33

a delight. And this

30:37

is this is a tricky one is that because

30:39

the the officials got this

30:41

right. And, you know, we spent all our

30:43

time moaning about the officials getting it wrong. But on

30:45

this occasion, a fifteen year old

30:47

scoring in the FA cup tie. They could

30:49

have turned a blind eye. It struck me the

30:51

other way. It's not fair

30:53

on full

30:53

of, but they could have turned a

30:55

I don't know. That was line that was flagged. I mean, we

30:57

can't run against VR for that. Yeah. The

30:59

linesman saw that and he was

31:01

right. And I love the fact that we can

31:04

employ the footballism, the boy

31:06

here, and it will be literally true. The

31:08

boy was

31:08

off-site. The boy boy

31:11

boy. Yeah. Can you imagine yourself

31:13

at fifth fifteen and two hundred HJ whatever

31:15

days, Danny? I mean, you've been being

31:18

able to just go out of that pitch in that

31:20

company and do your thing. Of it

31:22

takes it takes

31:22

something. Do you have something about you to do that?

31:24

I think No. I

31:27

can't really. I mean, you know,

31:29

prep pretty leary fifteen year old, you'll be unsurprised to hear.

31:33

But I think I probably lacked the the

31:35

the physical attributes to

31:37

be playing football against it, not just

31:39

growing men, but Premier League football. Is there? Yeah. And,

31:41

of course, in the end, it comes down there too.

31:43

The the the fan is out tuned. And clearly,

31:45

he's got it in spades. I'm gonna go out

31:47

there and do my thing. Wonderful. Yeah.

31:49

And that's why it was a shame for the

31:51

for the romance of the game that the

31:53

the the goal didn't stand.

31:56

But with with your tough

31:58

fallen defenders, I you just

32:00

say, no, mate, your six feet side there.

32:02

Get back. Get back where you start a free kick

32:04

now. Yeah. Because there's there's there's so

32:06

little sentiment at at the top of football

32:08

isn't

32:08

there, you know. It's a business. Oh,

32:09

easily. Are you seeing

32:10

an unlikely winner of the competition then

32:13

this this time around?

32:14

Oh, this is the Paul Hawksbee. The

32:17

competition is opening up, but the conversation Well,

32:19

I just Yeah. I

32:19

mean, I'm you know, there are plenty of interest

32:22

inside still It depends on the draw. If if

32:24

Citi and United take each other out,

32:26

that will help. Middle aged

32:27

ones, but both of

32:30

them could come out there be yeah. They they

32:32

are. I mean, there's a there's

32:34

a danger with with us all

32:36

Liverpool joining other non bright

32:38

and sides of not being in the

32:40

tournament. There's a danger of

32:42

thinking that it really has I

32:44

suppose that's the reality. There's also a part

32:46

of every thought or fan that thinks, you know, you get through

32:48

the third, fourth, fifth, sixth round. It's only

32:50

a matter of time if you have to play a Manchester City and you'll

32:53

come a cropper. But,

32:55

you know, Of course, right

32:57

now, I'd Paul, I'm looking you square in the

32:59

eye. There is more chance of written a spursman in

33:01

their wake up than it has been for

33:03

several

33:03

years. Is that the answer for which you Well, I I wasn't specific

33:05

exactly what you were. It does again.

33:07

It does depend on the draw. We could

33:09

do one of those

33:10

like, routes to a cup final,

33:12

Kraken tower, Los Angeles.

33:13

If you

33:14

got United away that much Can

33:16

I say

33:16

Dragon and Gold pipers, I feel like I should do

33:19

it this point? Well, actually, I

33:21

would sell for a home draw against fleetwood --

33:23

Yeah. -- because with their kit, even if that you're beaten

33:25

arsenal, wouldn't it?

33:25

Yes. Oh, yeah. Bright and awake could be a tough It

33:27

could be our only chance this year. Bright and

33:30

awake would be really difficult,

33:31

Andy. Stop it. Andy, bright and awake, would

33:33

you like to see bright and awake topline?

33:35

Yeah. No worries. Would you get right behind

33:37

the spurs, would

33:38

you? No. I'm a certain Which

33:42

set of fans would you consider more arrogant

33:44

spurs or bright Any

33:45

birds fans aren't arrogant. They're not that No.

33:48

Well, they're down We've had it not ourselves.

33:51

Exactly. Any kind of arrogance with you. Kicked

33:53

out of his long and Hove. Now, we should

33:55

go on a Lester Warsaw. And they

33:57

said what I'm say of strikers, don't they?

33:59

It all he just needs one to go in off

34:01

his Hawksbee, but But Caletia and

34:03

Hacho decided to go one better and get one

34:05

off a defender's backside. I suppose the if

34:07

the adage still stands, doesn't

34:09

it? If ever, we

34:12

have the football coverage now and

34:14

it has the crowd effects which are brilliant

34:16

on most of

34:18

the TV We have pretty good commentators and sometimes very

34:20

good match summarizes. But this was the case

34:22

for sound effects, wasn't it? Yeah. There should

34:24

be somebody

34:26

in the in the trunk where they're

34:28

pressing the boing. Sounds a bit

34:30

as the boing. Someone's back said

34:31

boing. I've got the back side

34:34

boing. And then it goes. that

34:36

subject, actually, it's sorry, Darren. Carry on with it on

34:38

that bit on there. Go on. Don't worry. Don't worry. I've I've

34:40

I've I've made everything on Boeing. That's all I

34:42

got. There was an on a in

34:44

that similar a body

34:46

part. It's been a thought for Dion

34:48

Charles. Now he's a Chilton

34:50

player. And I know he's not

34:52

a Chilton player. He's a Bolton player, isn't

34:54

he? But apparently, he was his

34:56

manager was talking about some injuries

34:58

he's had recently, and his manager

35:00

said he's been suffering from swollen

35:02

butts. Really? You think he

35:05

Cheers

35:05

Gaffer. Yeah. Cheers

35:08

Gaffer. And thank you for sharing this. She's

35:10

lost

35:10

he's got a calf strain. Yeah. Exactly. He's

35:13

not seen he got kneading the backside and

35:15

it was hurting him, but you don't need your

35:17

gaffer to say, good lad, Dion, but he's

35:19

been suffering with swollen buttocks.

35:21

It's just too graphic. It's too

35:22

graphic, isn't it, really? Oh, and, also,

35:25

I

35:25

think you're you're rather too much enjoying saying

35:27

the phrase. Oh, really. It is

35:29

a

35:29

good phrase. Is it? It is.

35:32

Yeah. Yeah. I know.

35:32

I'm sure I saw I saw them in

35:35

the Lamond flag at Walthamstone's point. Doctor

35:37

Field one

35:37

as well. And for the bed dinnery things. It's swollen,

35:40

but we we normally get in the same check.

35:42

Next cup oh, and for the next couple of weeks were

35:44

swollen, but I think

35:46

that's I think our job is more or

35:48

less done. Just one thing. We're gonna be in City

35:50

Arsenal. City Arsenal. Yeah.

35:51

What what did we learn if anything

35:54

then from from Friday. Not the Arsenal fans got a Friday played it down. I

35:56

mean, Sydney made more changes. There's two ways of

35:58

looking at

35:59

it. Sydney made I'm

36:01

sorry. Arsenal made more changes since you've got

36:03

a stronger squad. Arsenal have got

36:05

a a deeper squad, so they could still go over the

36:07

line. So you can see that as a

36:09

positive indicator. Yes.

36:10

I mean, I don't I don't I think you need to look any further

36:13

in attendance. As we learn this morning --

36:15

Yeah. -- Manchester City can afford

36:17

to let Shao can sell

36:19

or leave the club. Yeah. I mean, their

36:21

strength of their squad is, frankly,

36:23

oddly enough, the letting him go to buy a new the

36:26

only other club in Europe like and see this got

36:28

equally got two brilliant players for every position. Look,

36:30

that was the difference. You're absolutely right,

36:32

Andy. Arsenal changed seven of

36:34

theirs. City could have changed eleven of theirs without

36:36

reducing

36:37

the quality by more than a few percent. Did Brian ask, obviously,

36:40

an early island are the obvious

36:42

examples? He's he's in Androm

36:44

for Citi because HJ, of

36:46

course, scores a lot of goals. But when he doesn't score -- Yeah. -- he's like he's

36:48

like, he might as well be on the

36:49

pitch. He's not great. Is he when he doesn't score?

36:51

Hove doing.

36:55

Over

36:55

the years, two seconds now.

36:58

Yeah. Over the years, I found out

37:00

can come to tolerate players who

37:02

contribute nothing goals, Andy. I'll be honest. No. No. It's it's true. It's it's

37:04

fine. And Gary

37:04

Linica, for for example, you know, he's games

37:07

all about He's made a Attack

37:09

in space, saying that's what I'm gonna do. I'm

37:12

gonna keep doing that until you find me. I will

37:14

try and second guess where you're putting it. And that's

37:16

what, you know, you're much like the Okeydokey

37:17

Andy. That's what all about. Isn't it

37:20

going? Well, it is

37:20

to a point, but it it doesn't when HJ

37:23

doesn't score, it does seem to affect them. You know,

37:25

they don't look as good. It does score

37:27

more often than not. No. No. No. I don't I don't

37:29

I don't I don't I don't get the argument that he's you know, if

37:31

they looks like what Pep said the other day, you

37:33

know, if he doesn't score, he's the problem. If he

37:35

does score, he's the

37:38

answer. But we do need to check check, you know, it's it's only

37:40

half for sure the first season. So the

37:42

stats are kind of fluid, but

37:44

it does seem that he's affecting

37:47

they are affected more away from home

37:49

than they are in Manchester, away from

37:51

home. They're just not as quite as clinically

37:53

efficient as they have been a home for the

37:55

past four or five years. I'm not blaming

37:58

Harlan for that, but that's the only real difference you

38:00

can see in the pattern of play.

38:01

Mhmm. So maybe HJ will

38:03

address. They don't have so much to fear when they go there. I think they've got a very good

38:05

chance of turning them It's a little bit

38:07

interesting to see.

38:07

We will be. Dani, how

38:10

did you

38:11

Yeah. Sorry. Let's let's first play city next, Andy.

38:14

Oh, yes. It's both your good

38:16

chance. They usually match up well with

38:18

it here. And, of course, they would tune it up and you

38:20

think you're typical city.

38:22

It's personal

38:22

game, but second half was a different story.

38:24

They yet to score a goal in the Premier

38:27

League at the new stadium city.

38:29

So Haul is I thought to say about

38:30

that. Yeah. That's it. That that definitely bocked

38:32

us. The Haul's theme Jacobs daily

38:35

podcast.

38:36

The Hogs themed Jacobs daily

38:40

podcast. The

38:47

talkSPORT clips of

38:50

the week.

38:51

Yes. It's clips. No. It's

38:53

not. It's clips a week pewter. It's not clips

38:55

in the week time. We bring those every Friday

38:57

calls. These are some old

38:59

clips from back in March two thousand and eight. Kind

39:01

of not particularly curated, but the producer

39:04

has brought together what he thought was the best from

39:06

March two thousand and eight, which was

39:08

Cheltenham month,

39:10

so expect to a little bit of Alan at Cheltenham, but we will

39:12

begin with Nigel Bytheway on Fisherman's

39:14

Blues telling us what's coming up on

39:16

his

39:16

show.

39:18

We'll be hearing live from our very own Keith later on

39:20

in the show and from Dean May

39:22

see the Commonwealth to Kathlawn champion

39:25

who's there championing his own tackle. I think

39:27

you all did okay, dude. Don't we? It's

39:29

not boasting. Yeah. Yeah. We

39:31

are. This is racing

39:33

expert, Derek Tomo

39:35

Thompson. At Sedgefield. Good old Sedgefield. You're good

39:38

there today. You can watch all the racing

39:40

at Cheltenham. Why

39:40

don't you just go and shout them, rather than go and shout them really quick.

39:42

Get yourself down the stage film. Watch shouting them

39:44

on the tally. The way I like to do

39:46

it. Same with the racing. This is Allen

39:50

Brazil, Malling at Cheltenham HJ. We're the

39:52

meeting. It's just called you. Cancelled. This

39:54

was famous. Yeah. Okay. The winds

39:56

had very, very high winds like

39:58

cancer wasn't

39:59

happy. Cancel racing. And I do use this as slight subtext that Alan's

40:01

quite annoyed that he hasn't got a days

40:03

racing ahead of him.

40:05

But sorry for the people who have taken a

40:08

day off for kudos, you know,

40:10

our our our clients.

40:12

Kudos are our, you know, our our

40:14

team are our bond.

40:16

Yeah. The talk

40:18

about sail. Yeah. And

40:20

that went on for quite a lot longer,

40:22

and he he got a bit, yeah, Peter

40:25

Finch on

40:25

network. This is newsre to Simon

40:28

Watts with a

40:30

surprise

40:30

news. Ventures to United are almost certain to take a temporary lead

40:32

at the top of the Premier League later. The

40:34

red devils are away to rock bottom derby

40:36

with table topping Arsenal facing Middleborough

40:40

in the late kick off. There'll be a new man in

40:42

Gaul for United too. Managers for Alex Ferguson. Wow. Okay. That's

40:45

impressive. We don't remember that happening. It's

40:47

never makes the Premier League

40:50

years story, doesn't

40:50

know? Between nine one area gone. Anyway, over

40:53

to Mike Perry now. I bet you

40:55

every town in

40:55

this country must have somebody named after them. But

40:58

I mean, I bet you the I

41:00

bet not a mister Blackburn anywhere. There's Tony Blackburn. Yeah.

41:02

The sun's Martin Blackburn. Yeah. That's right. So there's

41:04

two just off the top of their heads

41:05

basically. HJ hadn't really

41:08

thought that through, Mike. Kelly.

41:10

Back to Nigel by the way now with some simple straightforward

41:12

tips for a first time angler on

41:14

how to set up his rod. I'd

41:17

start off

41:17

really simple. I'd literally I'd have a

41:20

main line. I'd then thread on a

41:22

little clip swivel. You know, the little

41:24

clip links swivels.

41:26

I'd put a bead on and then a

41:28

swivel. Mhmm. And then

41:30

that main line to the swivel I'd do with

41:32

a four turn grinner. Mhmm.

41:34

And then I'd time a hook link to that swivel. And then with,

41:37

again, a four turn grinner. I'm a

41:39

four turn

41:39

grinner. Yeah. Here you are

41:41

a four turn grinner. But when

41:44

right on the telly. That's sounding incredibly

41:46

complicated. I've already got the pub

41:49

instead. Back to

41:52

mister Perry.

41:53

Having said that, in moderation, of course,

41:55

I've never drunk more than two glasses

41:57

of pizza. Two

41:59

glasses of pizza. Likes the

42:01

liquid guys here. Of course. He prefers the

42:03

glass. This is breakfast with Adam Brazil,

42:05

and he's co host, Ronny

42:07

Urani, who is ruminating

42:09

about an old sitcom. Did you ever

42:12

watch on the Bosies?

42:14

If I had to. Yeah. I love you butler.

42:16

I love you butler. Just saying butler there.

42:19

There was a player at

42:22

Essex cold bot that used

42:24

to get. I bet it gets massive to stick with

42:25

that, but then again it's probably too young, any. I have

42:27

you but learned Right.

42:29

Right. Alan. Not massively interesting. Anyway,

42:31

it says it

42:34

was. Yeah. If

42:37

I had to. He said, Alan, I would've dipped out of that point, Ronnie, when

42:39

he said that I don't know who was

42:41

actually forced to watch on

42:44

the us. That's right. You're like a clockwork ignoring

42:46

me. So they're the

42:49

white boilers of golden hat with

42:51

his eyes. peed me keep

42:53

on watching on the buses. Yeah. That's

42:55

how I'll always yell them for morning.

42:57

I told you that. I was starting for the

42:59

ring announcement when introduce

43:02

Betti of to his

43:03

self. Yeah. Aarta. Yeah. He didn't. He

43:05

didn't. So the little nod there. Whenever I

43:07

get the announcement, the for that fight with a

43:09

little nonter on the buses.

43:12

Yeah. Yeah. Big hours always. It's a

43:14

shoe holding the odd corporate plug over

43:16

the years. I think you may have aware of

43:18

that. But thankfully, he always does it with extreme subtlety. I'm

43:21

never going to Suddy to Chesington,

43:23

the home of Callaway. Hey,

43:26

Kitching. And I see a new

43:28

driver in the post

43:29

now. What's next? It's a call of a

43:32

Hove mornings with

43:33

John Gaunt. Tisk

43:34

out of

43:35

Andy and Born on Wood. First time, call it a hi Andy. How am I hiding? Not too bad.

43:37

What do you want to say this morning, my friend? Good,

43:39

man. Well, he's not sure what to

43:41

write the port of

43:43

it is a

43:43

lot of where is

43:46

the money is a lot

43:47

of fun.

43:48

What Yeah. Well, said

43:50

my it can't spike. I can't

43:52

I can't on Skype. Back

43:55

to Tomo

43:55

again, Derek Tomo Thompson.

43:58

Sadly, being

43:59

exterminated. I I

44:00

said last week that there were a few emails

44:03

flying rounds suggesting the trainers

44:05

who had entered their

44:07

horses would be Yeah.

44:11

Poor ass. Marvelous. Marvelous. Now, David

44:13

Beckham won his hundredth cap for England in March

44:15

two thousand and eight. Now, we've been

44:17

Martin chatting about it on breakfast and

44:19

a clip we're calling. Feel free to

44:21

laugh, Alan.

44:22

Yeah. I think there was a big statement. Obviously,

44:24

surrounding the home birth cap, suppose I

44:26

will – I know what I strike out. I've been stuck on twenty sixteen for a

44:28

long time. And at twenty seventeen, I never thought

44:30

it was going to come. Maybe it

44:33

does come. didn't Thank

44:34

God. I haven't been stuck on sixteen, but I want

44:36

to joke actually. Yeah. Yeah.

44:38

Given him nothing there. Great reaction.

44:42

Okay. I'm finally. We

44:44

finish off with Mike

44:45

Perry. When

44:46

I scored a

44:46

penalty of old traffic, I didn't go around trying

44:48

to annotate anybody. Was I did was my hands lift, my

44:51

shirt show people, my flat pack

44:52

stomach, and all as well. Flat

44:56

pack. Actually, got six.

44:58

Yeah. Flat. Good stuff to go.

45:00

Okay. Oh, Perry, isn't it? Mister

45:02

Perry, did they took to Twitter to

45:04

say that he demands an IT TV

45:06

that he's allowed into the wrinkly version of Island. Love handles

45:09

readily as Mike is calling it. So

45:11

there we are. So

45:14

does not have a few more random clips from two thousand and eight,

45:16

or likewise, for you next week.

45:18

You don't

45:19

know, you're gonna make Brook and Bec and

45:21

Ben in the news Yes. I've

45:23

seen another piece of cooking clip. This one is

45:25

backfired slightly. He's doing a

45:27

cooking tutorial, and he starts to

45:29

put in lashings

45:32

of black truffle, which cost sixteen pound fifty two an

45:34

ounce. Yeah. And he said in my kitchen, there's

45:36

no such thing as too much

45:39

truffle. Quite Jackman row easy.

45:41

The point is the point that's been made to him

45:44

that most people can't afford to stick in

45:46

seventeen quids with

45:48

a truffle. And in

45:50

my

45:50

kitchen, most people haven't got any truffle. I would

45:52

imagine that was so sad for the boys. he

45:54

got up at four AM to drive his wife

45:57

to work. How does she do? She's an actress on a

45:59

binge. She's an actress. What's her name? She's an actress. She's a girl. She's

46:01

a girl. She's a girl. She's a girl. She's a girl. She's a girl. She's a girl. She's a girl. She's a girl. She's a girl. Get makeup

46:03

on all that stuff. Get makeup on all that stuff. I wanna supply the car.

46:05

And suppose they but he wanted to be a b surrounded by people

46:07

with proper jobs. I can't feel for him

46:09

really. Even the wife, you

46:10

know, but then he's got the

46:13

he's got the cooking. He's got the only problem. Do any cooking trick.

46:15

Next to him does the cooking. He just talk

46:17

talks about it. He goes Bosch and he lobs

46:19

butter

46:19

in, doesn't he? He comes to your archery. The

46:22

Hogg's team jet Gibbs Daily

46:24

Podcast. Any shock news this

46:26

weekend from from

46:28

Scotland? This was a

46:30

claim made by his store

46:32

oreans, and it won't play well, north of the border. Haggis was invented

46:34

in England more than six hundred years

46:36

ago. Really? HJ King Richard the

46:40

second's kitchen, and not in Scotland -- Mhmm. -- is theorians

46:42

claim. I don't know I don't know the strength of

46:44

this, but this is the claim.

46:46

It wouldn't have played

46:48

very well tribe. Wouldn't have played very well

46:50

with Ali McQuist, of

46:51

course, on who's telling us on breakfast last

46:53

week. What he has is Haggis with. This is what

46:55

he had to

46:57

say. Then it becomes boned afternoon. And

47:00

then but well, boned

47:02

evenings are boned shoppers where

47:04

traditionally we eat

47:06

haggis titties, I think

47:08

it's

47:08

tati's, isn't it? Yeah. I pitch

47:10

tati's, but there we are. So Deeps and

47:12

tati's. Yeah. We're not we're not calling the

47:14

alley. I believe. I was reading

47:17

about this Audi checkout out girl that's

47:19

got one point five million followers on

47:20

TikTok. I don't know how this

47:22

think you've got off the t.

47:23

You're not from No. I'm not from you. You've not gone back. Not coming back now. Tomorrow morning. He had a

47:26

digital detox, so he can shut down all of

47:28

his social media stuff because

47:30

he was spending hours

47:32

on it. She could be on the poor fury

47:34

undercard. Yes. Yes. You

47:36

probably could. I think there wasn't a kind of

47:38

American checkout goal that also got a big

47:39

following. So maybe she can come over. Yeah. Oh,

47:42

that's

47:42

really strange. Number two,

47:45

in our occasional series of footballers you

47:47

sound like in ambulance, chasing

47:50

lawyers. New cars have also, as

47:52

they say, agreed a three million pound fee for the

47:54

West ham right

47:55

back, Harrison Ashby. You had a slip trip off

47:57

all of work. Click their contact. Correct. It doesn't actually.

47:59

They do say good. We got ten thousand

48:02

pounds worth like what fell off

48:04

a leather. They'd probably put it

48:06

slightly differently. But there we are part two in the

48:08

occasional

48:08

series. Football does it sound

48:10

like ambulance chasing lawyers. Did you

48:12

see that first, I think it was in

48:14

Saturday's sun. It was a space camera capturing the surface

48:16

of Mars. And they reckon that it

48:19

was Paddington's face, Paddington Bear.

48:22

Oh, yeah. It didn't look anything like him, but you know, there was a

48:24

actually, there's a name, Mike Perry. Oh, it

48:26

badington, you're on Mars. But then

48:31

It didn't none of these things ever looked like people. To you, I

48:34

think, you know, there's been there's been a sort of sell

48:36

off of the PPE that the

48:38

government bought in

48:40

for COVID. What? They didn't really Well, they they overbought quite a

48:42

lot of stuff, you make changes yet.

48:44

And they've been trying to set it off

48:46

on eBay. And

48:48

sixty four thousand pairs of goggles

48:50

attracted a bit of two hundred

48:53

and sixty quid. They've got their money

48:55

back then and they've got -- Oh, yeah. Definitely. -- based on some of the prices we've heard.

48:58

Our producers

49:01

you started telling us something when we lost

49:03

Andy

49:03

Brassle. Can you remember what it was? No.

49:06

What

49:06

was it? There was absolutely no chance

49:08

of that. No. No. I can't remember either.

49:11

It wasn't right in the middle of the incident. Was

49:13

it supposed to do it, you know, you you would tell me

49:15

it was about jobbers, layers of clothing. Oh, no.

49:17

It was the

49:18

fleece. So I think he'd exhausted that. No. No. I hadn't quite exhausted that. Oh,

49:19

okay. We're gonna try and run I got up from a bit where it well,

49:22

I got up to a bit where it was vibrant colors

49:24

red and blue. These are fleeces that for

49:26

sale another newspaper because

49:28

it is quite important stuff. It's important revisiting

49:30

clearly on a night of

49:32

FA Cup

49:33

action. This

49:33

is practical. This is This

49:35

is of course, it's practical. It features two handy

49:37

zip up side pockets -- Yeah. -- to keep

49:39

your belongings safe and secure.

49:41

Yeah. They're pockets. Well, they

49:43

do pockets. He's why and he does he shouts at a

49:46

newspaper in the morning when he's not raining against

49:48

Brighton. That's it. Yeah.

49:50

What Hove you got here? Was in

49:52

a beer guy. It wasn't worth it. Was it that's true. I I was in a beer

49:54

guy. Oh, no. The original was. I just

49:57

think coming back to it an hour

49:59

and a bit later with no context when there was a

50:01

bit of a waste of time. Probably. This comes

50:03

from Andy from random. I was in a beer garden. This is

50:05

where the ball came

50:07

to rest after Patrick reading his ball into

50:10

a tree in the gulf. Mhmm. I was in

50:12

a beer garden next to the ground at Drolsden

50:14

against Oxford United in the

50:16

National League. Was watching on the TV on a three second delay

50:18

when Thrones didn't blaze one over the

50:20

bar and out of the

50:22

ground towards where I was.

50:24

Now on behold, the pine the

50:26

pine headed my way and not my I think he said

50:28

that I think he means the ball. The ball headed my

50:30

way and not my point of

50:32

lager out of my hand as I

50:34

was taking a

50:34

sip. Mhmm. So he was watching And then

50:37

three seconds later

50:37

at and again. Is it? He

50:39

renewable? It did. Thank you very much

50:41

for that. Shanks a

50:44

golf ball at a club in

50:46

Lancashire on the

50:48

seventh whole. Parallel to a busy road. The ball ended up on the back of

50:50

a a turf truck bound for

50:52

Manchester. Did you play

50:54

play from the back of the truck though, James?

50:56

I think only writing proper that you did. Keep

50:58

those coming talk to what dot com, text eight

51:00

to eighty

51:00

nine, tweet TSH and j.

51:02

We both like that story in the

51:06

on the some recent brilliant story this way. I've blown out his

51:08

phone, Nick. When he didn't have it, Nicky,

51:10

he lost his

51:11

phone. Lost his phone. But then when

51:13

he was handed in, HJ

51:16

realized he had an extra six hundred and

51:18

fifty quid. In his betting account,

51:20

he didn't lock his phone. He said he's gonna do that

51:22

from now on whoever found his phone decided to have little

51:24

bit of a flutter on the guy's

51:26

account, one of his

51:28

online accounts. And

51:30

one six hundred and fifty pound. Yeah. Yeah.

51:32

The only thing in it's it's not it's

51:34

not quite raffles this person who had the

51:37

bet because he was saying, how am I gonna get it? How am I gonna get? He's gonna

51:39

go straight into his account. I can't get the

51:41

cash. Or maybe he was just a good Samaritan,

51:43

a good Samaritan punter. But

51:45

the guy, imagine that having your phone being

51:47

handed back to your three days later after you've left it

51:49

in the pub and your six hundred and fifty

51:52

quid

51:52

richer. HJ

51:53

wants to give them AAA reward for

51:56

three hundred quid. Yeah. Right.

51:58

He's he's very decent of himself. He probably

52:00

wants him too. Once a once a lose his

52:01

phone, just leave it in the same place and see if the

52:03

guy comes through for you. Anything

52:05

else, Andrew,

52:06

you wanna talk about? Well, I'm I'm I'm saving

52:08

it are special podcast

52:10

podcast. Podcast. Not a great

52:12

podcast. Yeah. We're doing a podcast. Yeah. We're

52:14

doing the other two items. Okay.

52:18

Yeah. Podcasts. Daily extra. If you all Yeah. If you like

52:20

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52:22

That's strange if you do, but if you do, you

52:24

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52:28

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52:29

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52:32

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52:34

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52:36

the sort of Andes, everything must go

52:38

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52:40

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52:43

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53:00

On iTunes. The Horgstein Jacobs daily podcast. Well,

53:02

there we are. That was this afternoon

53:05

show. Tomorrow is myself

53:07

and Charlie Baker. On transfer

53:10

deadline day, there'll be the usual

53:12

frenzy of transfer deadline

53:14

day. Can they get them over the

53:16

line before the window slam shut? We'll

53:19

find out what we're out about around the

53:20

country. Brilliant. It's gonna stand outside Brentford. Yeah. That's it. Gonna

53:22

do that for us. Yeah. So, yeah,

53:25

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53:28

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53:30

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53:34

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