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This is he said a yadiho with

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Airic Winter and Rosalind fantas.

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Like good afternoon.

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I have to be honest

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today, actually be welcome. Is this

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our first episode.

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Of the first episode of the new year?

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No way?

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Yeah, so don't be honest with some bad

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news. Our first episode of the new year?

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No, I'd listen. Happened a year about it?

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Start happy.

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It's twenty twenty four is going to be fabulous,

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although it started with the flu for the

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family. So we both sound

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a little sick. I am a little

0:33

out of it, so

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I don't know what we're talking about. My apologize.

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I apologize to our beautiful

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audience, But yeah I

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am.

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Our New Year's well, let's talk about our years. First of all, our

0:46

New Year's was very low key. We didn't do

0:48

much. Actually, I think we were both asleep before midnight.

0:51

With that, we didn't do anything. Name we're

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lame.

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We had a great day at Disney a couple of days after

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with friends and and our kids and their

0:59

friends. And now we're back in in

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in rhythm. I'm back to work back.

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You know that I received twenty three with COVID

1:10

and now I received twenty twenty four with

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with what I what I thought was covid, but it's

1:16

the flu and guys, don't get this flu This

1:18

influenza is fluid. Influence

1:20

are the same thing. So this influenza

1:23

is no joke. It is

1:25

bad.

1:26

It's everybody different, which is funny because we're going to talk about

1:28

It's one of the points we have to talk about today is

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do you have Neanderthal jeens? And we'll

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come back to this in a second. I'm gonna just jump out

1:35

and say Roslin has Neanderthal genes?

1:37

What do you say that?

1:40

Come back to that topic shortly.

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That's rude, Sanchez, wo

1:46

wo Roslin the Neanderthal.

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I have to cough on one second, guys, and this

1:52

is going to be juicy. Let

1:54

me let me cough, let me cover the mic.

1:56

Please discuss it. Oh

1:58

my god, you're doing that on that's horrible.

2:01

I covered the mic and.

2:03

Bring in sixty back. Oh my

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god, that's the thing I say to Roz and every time she does

2:07

something that's uh, the opposite

2:09

of sexy. But you're always sexy, so that's good. You

2:11

can you can even

2:13

with the cough, sick phases,

2:16

sick face that check it out. We

2:18

didn't watch the Golden Globes last night.

2:20

Why how far we were sleeping.

2:22

I just didn't even like

2:24

that. I didn't even attention to that they were on.

2:28

You know, I think Joekoy probably

2:31

did a pretty decent job based on the clips I'm singing,

2:33

but it's tough to replace Ricky Gervais. I

2:35

love. Let me go back for a second,

2:37

cause I don't want take away from Jokoy. You know, I'm

2:40

a big fan of his as well. But

2:42

Ricky Gervais just roast

2:45

every single person in Hollywood, and I love it because,

2:47

you know, oftentimes I think people in Hollywood

2:50

take themselves a little too serious in

2:52

these award shows. So I think

2:54

it's funny when Ricky Gervais just comes out like the

2:56

genius he is and just roast everybody

2:58

and gets everybody laughing. Now, I think, joke,

3:00

this town is.

3:01

Full of coca and he doesn't

3:04

anybody get away with anything yet.

3:06

And I think Jokoa also tried to do the same,

3:08

and he, you know, he's was

3:10

as successful. I don't know, I don't know what the helf the ratings

3:12

were as good, but what I do know is there's this all this talk

3:15

because he made a joke regarding

3:17

Taylor Swift and all the camera cuts

3:19

during the NFL games, and he kind

3:21

of threw a joke out there that there

3:24

won't be as many camera cuts to Taylor Swift during

3:26

the Golden Globes and then of course the cameras cut to

3:28

Taylor Swift. And I think people are

3:30

making a bigger deal out of it than it is. She

3:32

looked like people are saying,

3:35

she looked she like she gave him a death stare and

3:37

she was not happy about that and

3:39

took a sip of her drink. And I

3:42

think these moments are people.

3:43

She oh when the joke was the big difference

3:45

between the Golden Globes and the NFL.

3:48

On the Golden Globes, we have a fewer

3:50

camera shots.

3:51

To Taylor's and then they cut to Taylor Swift.

3:53

But then what is the problem.

3:55

First of all, the joke fell flat,

3:57

But what is a joke that we're

3:59

not going to as many camera cuts to Taylor Swift? And

4:01

then they decided to no,

4:06

you're missing the whole Okay, ever

4:09

since she started dating this guy on the Chiefs,

4:11

Travis Kelsey, right, the

4:14

it's Swift Mania for the

4:17

NFL. So the NFL brought, you know, the

4:19

broadcast booth. The camera teams are always

4:21

cutting Taylor Swift in the box throughout

4:23

the game. She gets more covers than anybody

4:25

else than most people. Yeah,

4:27

they're always cutting to her, and it's like draws ratings.

4:29

I mean, it's been huge for the NFL that Taylor

4:31

Swift has been at so many games

4:34

vocal fan. So he made a joke that

4:36

you know, here at the Golden Globes we are because

4:38

there was a doubleheader football game that led

4:40

into the Golden Globes, two football games.

4:42

There is one thing different about doublehead

4:44

of you know, football going into the Golden Globes, we less Taylor Swift

4:47

shots and then all of a sudden, the cameras cut to Taylor Swift.

4:49

That's the fact that you don't get the joke is

4:51

why the joke fell flat. But what is

4:54

the joke that they were not going

4:56

to cut to Taylor Swift but they did, just like

4:58

the NFL game.

4:58

But I don't think that's the joke.

5:02

The fact that's not a joke, the fact

5:04

that we're even talking about it still means

5:06

the joke didn't work. That's what they're

5:08

saying.

5:08

I honestly, don't think that was the

5:11

intention of the joke. Yeah,

5:13

so we'd we never caught to you,

5:15

but now we're going to call to you.

5:16

No, she happened to be there. She's not always

5:18

at the Golden Globe. So they joked that

5:20

we're not going to as many cut aways to Taylor Swift. Oh she's

5:23

in the audience boom, they cut away to her, and

5:25

that was it.

5:26

And she didn't like it.

5:27

She took a sip of her drink and I guess, like they're

5:29

saying, gave a death stare, I think she just took a sip

5:31

and try to roll with it, and the joke just wasn't that funny.

5:34

I don't think it was that big of a deal, but people are making

5:36

it a big deal.

5:37

Because everybody's thinking that he tanked

5:39

and he's not as good took.

5:41

That joke, and that Taylor Swift was not happy

5:43

being put on the spot. But I mean, I think Taylor Swift

5:45

has a good sense of humor and she was just rolling with it and

5:47

it was just she improvised and took a sip of her drink

5:49

and everybody movie was.

5:52

Or something in the meaning or no, nothing like

5:54

that. So there's no reason.

5:56

The thing I thought was funny, and

5:58

I've seen all these clips about things again, we have seen it. But

6:00

Kieran Colkin, you know, won for Best

6:02

Actor or Supporting Actor whatever it was, for succession,

6:04

which he deserves phenomenal, and

6:07

he said, you know, I've been to these award shows

6:09

so many times because of succession, but I just kind of

6:11

gave up that I'd ever be on stage, right,

6:14

And when he won the award, he ended

6:17

up saying, suck at Pedro to Pedro

6:19

Pascal because he beat Pedro Pascal. He thought

6:21

he would never win. I thought it was really funny

6:23

the way he did it, and then Pedro Pestical started

6:25

to crack it up and he was like, mine, mine, this is mine,

6:28

like just joking about the you

6:30

know, illudicacy of this whole thing. Right, they were going to awards

6:32

for being actors and that they appreciate their work

6:34

being acknowledged. But it's like it's an award show, just chef,

6:37

Let's have some fun. Don't take it so serious. If you

6:39

lose, if you win, it's great. And I loved that

6:41

little dig

6:43

sort of you know at Pedro and Pedro laughed

6:46

and they had a good time with it. That was kind of a funny

6:48

thing.

6:48

This is a problem that I have with the Golden Globes. And

6:55

listen, I wish, I wish

6:57

I was nominated for a Golden Globe at some point.

7:01

There is a beautiful thing, and it's it's a recognition

7:03

to your work, and you know, and and I think it's a

7:05

beautiful thing. But but specifically the Golden

7:07

Globes. And again I don't I don't want this to

7:10

bite me one day. You know, if I'm lucky,

7:13

you're blessed enough to the work that

7:15

deserves a nomination of any kind. Anyways,

7:18

but the categories are so insanely

7:22

ridiculous.

7:23

Well, they just spread out categories. It's

7:25

ridiculous, ridiculous

7:27

opportunities to win.

7:28

They make comedies compete

7:30

with dramas like May

7:33

December. Right, it

7:35

is nominated as basically

7:39

a comedy.

7:40

Right.

7:40

I don't know how they're word it. There's nothing

7:42

committed funny about

7:44

Mad December. Even to the point that they're

7:47

asking the actors during the red carpet,

7:49

how do you feel about being placed

7:52

in this category? And they have just

7:54

speak there they are speech. Does I have nothing to say? That's

7:56

it's ridiculous, it's unfair,

7:59

it makes no sense, and I don't understand how

8:01

Hollywood stands by it and actors even

8:03

support a show that the nominations,

8:06

for the most part, it is a joke.

8:09

Do you like do you think Beef is a comedy?

8:13

I think Beef has comedy.

8:18

Yeah, that I don't bother. It doesn't

8:20

bother me as much as saying that I

8:23

don't get it. And again again,

8:26

if I'm ever nominated for a Golden

8:28

Globe any category, even

8:30

for like best Hair, I don't care. I

8:33

think it'll be incredible.

8:34

Do you think Barbie Falls as a musical

8:37

or comedy?

8:39

It's very funny, so a comedy. It's

8:42

funny. It's very funny, and it is musical.

8:45

Uh.

8:45

It's just I just wish they will

8:47

be mind more mindful and more strategic

8:50

and specific and truthful about

8:52

the way they nominate things, because as an actor,

8:54

that when you are given your all and

8:57

you work on your craft, and you and you dissect

9:00

a character, and you go to work and you do your best

9:02

thinking that you're doing a specifically genera and

9:05

then people praise, people praise you, and

9:07

you get nominated, and

9:09

then they nominate you for a genre

9:11

that it's not what you actually played. To

9:13

me, it makes no sense.

9:14

I hear you. This

9:24

is a fun I'm not fun. This is an interesting topic.

9:26

I'm curious your take. Is A bald sister

9:28

refuses bride's demand

9:30

to wear a wig at her wedding. Now,

9:33

let me fill you in more.

9:34

Say that again.

9:35

So basically, this

9:37

teenage girl lost all her hair when she was

9:39

thirteen years old. She used to wear.

9:40

Wigs all the time, so alopecia.

9:43

I don't understand, don't know why she lost all her hair, but

9:45

she lost all her hair. She's been bald for quite some time, and she

9:47

always wear wigs. Now she's

9:49

decided to embrace who she is and no

9:52

longer wants to wear wigs. I guess that's been going

9:54

on for a couple of years. But her twenty four year

9:56

old sister is getting married and told her

9:58

do not show up to the wedding please unless

10:00

you wear a wig. And

10:03

she's saying, but this is me now, and I

10:05

don't want to wear wigs anymore. I want to embrace who I am.

10:08

I'm bald. How you feel

10:10

about that? I can

10:12

say that I feel how do you feel? Let her

10:14

go bald. Not that

10:16

big of a deal. That's her sister, that's who

10:18

she is. She's bald.

10:21

Why and the parents what's crazy?

10:23

The parents are trying to tell the younger sister, please

10:25

just wear a wig for your older sister's wedding and just do it this

10:27

time. But it's her day, it's

10:30

her sister. That's what she looks like. Do

10:32

you think that the older sister would be happy

10:35

if she lost all her hair. No, this girl

10:37

lives her life as a bald woman,

10:40

and she's learned to go through the ups

10:42

and downs to embrace who she is.

10:45

I have no problem with her saying I want to show up bald.

10:49

That's my opinion.

10:50

No, I get it. Listen.

10:51

I would almost say to my sister, if you don't want

10:53

me there, I won't go. And

10:55

if you just don't want me in your pictures, I won't be in your pictures.

10:57

If you want to that's sad. No, listen

11:00

to you or something. And I'm gonna be very honest, I understand

11:02

one hundred percent of your point of view. I get it.

11:04

And this is the right thing to do. If she's happy, if

11:06

she's comfortable, if this is who she is,

11:09

and then she should be allowed

11:12

to live her truth, which is I

11:14

don't want to wear wigs and this is how I look

11:16

and I shaved

11:18

to just go yeah, And there's a part of me that goes one hundred

11:20

percent. But then when I think about

11:23

me, and it's funny because

11:25

this is something very personal, but I'm just gonna come

11:27

out and openly say it. It's like, you

11:29

know, my mom has lost a lot of her hair.

11:32

She had cancer and then she never really came

11:35

back, and it's a mess, and like

11:37

it's very like she has like three hairs. It's

11:40

very, very, very sad. And I'm not gonna

11:42

be I'm gonna be honest

11:44

with you. It makes me really uncomfortable

11:46

when I go out with my mom when

11:49

she doesn't use a wig.

11:51

And my mom knows it because she.

11:52

Is always and we always

11:55

have problems regarding

11:57

that topic because as a mom, please, if

11:59

you're gonna come to that event, or if you're going to show

12:01

up at this on set, can you please

12:03

wear a wig? And she's like, I hate it. It's each she's

12:05

uncomfortable put a ricos too hot. She hates

12:08

it. And there's a part of me that goes, you know what

12:11

yeah, I feel bad for her. She doesn't like it.

12:13

It's uncomfortable. But there's another part of me that

12:15

goes. I

12:18

don't want to use the word embarrassed because that's so

12:20

disgusting, but I just go, Mom,

12:23

were the wig.

12:23

But I think there's a bus there's so

12:26

you know, listeners would understand there's a deeper,

12:28

you know, reason

12:32

for the way you and your mom sort of communicate with each

12:34

other about things like that. I don't think it's as simple

12:37

as you're putting it, you know what I mean?

12:39

What do you mean?

12:40

Well, I think there's stuff. You know, the way your mom

12:42

saw you as a little girl and always wanted you presented

12:44

perfectly and looking perfectly all the time, and for every

12:46

single performance she.

12:47

Should think she should.

12:48

I think my point, I think that there

12:50

is a deeper conversation here, maybe

12:52

that it's not just as surface as Mom, you're

12:55

embarrassing me put a wig on?

12:56

Like you remember, like when I got this star in

12:58

the Walk of Fame put a in Puerto

13:00

Rican Condelo, we have we

13:04

have a little area that

13:06

they have stars on the floor that people

13:08

like tourists go and they take pictures and they have Sha Yah

13:10

and they have I thingta moreno

13:12

and I don't even know, like a bunch of people

13:15

and I am one of them, you know, which I'm

13:17

so grateful for that. It's

13:19

very nice. And the day that my

13:22

star was revealed, I

13:25

remember that you were there with the kids, and I

13:27

was working somewhere and I was flying into

13:29

Puerto Rico, remember, and you guys were waiting for me at

13:31

the at the big event and it was like even

13:33

the governor of Puerto Rico was there. It was like a big

13:35

deal. They were going to read Cheyenne. I

13:38

land and they do my hair make up inside the car

13:40

from the airport to the to the place and

13:43

I get there and it's madness, and you there's

13:45

a realized there's a Dylan was not born. And

13:47

my parents are there and dad, and then I look at

13:49

my mom. My mom had like permuter shorts

13:52

and she came very casual, very

13:54

casual, and this shirt and

13:56

no wig.

13:57

But again I wanted I

14:01

think it's a deeper, deeper situation between

14:03

you, So I guess about presentation.

14:06

I saised you. I saw her face and she was so

14:09

proud of me, and she was so happy to be there.

14:10

There.

14:10

I was like bro, just let it go and let it go. It's a

14:12

deal. It is what it is. It is what it is.

14:14

But here's what I can tell you about wearing a wig.

14:16

It doesn't work at amusement parks.

14:18

Her mom wore a wig too, Universal

14:20

Studios one year when we all

14:23

came, when the family came in town.

14:25

And this is no joke. She was on

14:27

the Mummy ride and that thing goes zero

14:29

to sixty in like three seconds, and

14:31

it took off like a bat out of hell, and her wig

14:34

flew off her head. And I don't know

14:36

how the heck Roslyn caught this thing midair,

14:40

but it was on the camera because

14:42

it catches you on the camera at this moment, and

14:44

Roslin's like, reach it up, and there's a

14:46

picture of her with a wig in her hand like

14:50

head Mom

14:54

screaming,

14:56

So if.

14:57

You don't want to use a wig, Mom, don't use a wig.

15:00

Ok. Yeah, And lady and

15:02

sisters just get

15:04

along.

15:04

Let me go now jumping. This is a quick quick jump

15:06

here.

15:07

Oh that was funny.

15:08

Neanderthal DNA when you come

15:10

back to this, you're so rude. If I have

15:12

modern humans, up to two percent

15:14

of our DNA comes from Neanderthal

15:17

ancestors. According to gen ICs experts,

15:20

so Neanderthal's next

15:22

thing forty thousand years ago and genetics engineer

15:25

says that six traits come from Neanderthal

15:28

genes. Smoking. Neither of us smoke.

15:31

You have thick straight hair. That

15:33

might be me. I have thick straight hair

15:36

that you think. Say that again,

15:38

say that I in smoking. Neither one of

15:40

us do.

15:41

That comes from neander Neanderthal Why

15:44

smoking? They don't even smoke.

15:45

They smoked something so that thick

15:48

straight hair, I could.

15:49

Says, have

15:51

super cool you.

15:53

You are an early riser. Probably

15:57

you have a big nose, think

16:00

either of us. You suffer badly

16:02

when you get COVID nineteen You

16:06

and the flu so all this time

16:08

that you're in bed literally one day

16:10

into having the flu. I need a car them the

16:13

hospital. I will go to the hospital. Now that's

16:15

Neanderthal talk. Wow, that is

16:17

your Neanderthal brain saying I need

16:19

to go to the hospital. I'm dying. I thought I was dying, but

16:21

you just said the flu. I didn't know it

16:23

was a day one. But even if you had COVID, is

16:26

it.

16:26

Possible that I have covid? COVID for the fourth

16:28

time, I'm not going to survive this.

16:30

I neither one of a struggle to get a tan, so I

16:32

don't struggle. I guess my straight, thick

16:34

hair. And you're uh

16:37

suffering when you

16:40

are next time, next time

16:43

I think you you complained to me that you and you're feeling

16:45

sick. I'm just gonna say, listen, Neanderthal, it's

16:47

going to be okay. This is your Neanderthal gene

16:49

kicking in wow. But I'll be compassionate

16:52

in the process.

16:53

Yeah, I'm

16:55

sick too.

16:55

What are you talking about. We're both sick. Very He's

16:57

like, guys, very compassionate.

16:59

This is my husband. Well, you're acting

17:01

like like every time I get he

17:03

thinks that if I'm in bed, I'm just I'm just

17:05

milking it. I'm just acting up.

17:08

You're taking a conversation yesterday. Yesterday

17:10

you said to me, how are you feeling.

17:12

I said, I'm okay, I'm not I'm

17:15

not great, I'm okay, and you're like, well, I think

17:17

you're probably feeling like crap, but you're just trying

17:19

to act like it doesn't because you do.

17:20

That's what you think.

17:21

You just said. I'm trying to act like it doesn't.

17:23

No, I'm not. I don't feel great. I said it to you.

17:25

I don't feel as bad as you, is what I said. I

17:28

said, I'm assuming unless you were

17:30

acting like it was that bad, and I was just

17:32

saying like that, I know you're that bad, just

17:34

like Sabella was that bad. So my point

17:36

was I'm not as bad as you. You thought

17:38

I was trying to act like I

17:40

wasn't.

17:41

It comes across like you're trying to like going.

17:44

To why am I to this?

17:47

I'm sad that your immune system is so

17:49

strong and you're show such a superhero

17:51

that you got it and you didn't

17:53

get it as bad.

17:54

Your daughter was not as long shape.

17:59

I'm not Neander, apparently just

18:01

because I get sick with COVID nineteen

18:04

all the time. But I have curly hair, I have a small

18:06

nose, and I don't like to get up early

18:08

in the mornings. Therefore, I am

18:11

not at how you say the word.

18:12

Neand you know, before we wrap

18:14

up, I'm very surprised you haven't commented

18:16

on my new hobby

18:21

and I should take a lot of heat.

18:22

New hobby guitar

18:26

No, oh,

18:28

oh, oh my god, god,

18:31

guys, why did I introduce

18:33

Eric to TikTok.

18:34

It's her fault, everybody. I've been ripping this apple

18:37

part for a long.

18:38

Time, consuming his life

18:40

because it's a lot of work, you know, I'm

18:42

getting all these examples of things I should do, ideas,

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and it's you know, it's some part

18:48

of it is a little fun.

18:49

I get it while you're so obsessed with it.

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But I'm not obsessed with it at all. I barely

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post on TikTok.

18:54

You post on Instagram all the time.

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Well, Instagram, I'm not talking about Instagram. I'm talking

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about it. I'm not talking about TikTok. I need

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to get more active on TikTok. I just don't have the time.

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But I suggested you to

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go active on TikTok because most

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of the rookie fandom

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is a TikTok. They love.

19:11

It blows my mind that it's so big, and we're still

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big on Instagram, but nowhere near TikTok.

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No TikTok is like your home. It's

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and I was like, Eric, you need to please

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all your fans and all the ladies, and they want to see

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you on tiktook and I think it'd be a lot of fun. And oh,

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it's ridiculous. I hate social media for

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a whole year. Oh you're stupid. It was ridiculous.

19:30

You guys know, you guys heard it many

19:32

many times. And here he is trying

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to reach a million followers

19:37

on TikTok and he is obsessed

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and it is his life and he loves it. I'm

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glad you love it because I've been telling you you need to do

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it.

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I'm not obsessed, but I do appreciate

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all your fans showing out almost hundred

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thousand followers at

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Eric.

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Oh my, I'm

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I'm just kidding. No, I think it's

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I think it's amazing.

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I apologize everybody.

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Thank your wife, Thank you.

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She's got me doing this. And I

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supposing I'm all in.

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You're all in.

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Another Okay, well,

20:11

first podcast episode at the

20:13

gate. We both have some Neanderthal

20:16

jeenes. We both I don't with

20:18

different opinions on baldness.

20:20

And we're going to be healthy

20:23

and cheirpy. Is that a

20:25

word y? Chirpy like chirpy

20:28

like happy? How you say that? I guess so chirpy

20:31

next time, and we're going to have a

20:33

lot of topics and we're going to have fabulous guests.

20:36

This twenty twenty four. I apologize

20:38

for this first episode. It's a little bit messy,

20:41

but we are not sleeping well and

20:43

I can stop coughing, and

20:45

I, oh you, why don't

20:47

you what don't you tell people what your sleep

20:49

so well?

20:50

No?

20:50

I think I'm sleeping okay because.

20:52

Eric has a routine at night that it makes him sleep very

20:54

well. And then he starts snoring, and then you're

20:57

snoring a lot. I don't what is

20:59

happening.

20:59

I don't snore you Snorre.

21:01

Wouldn't talk

21:03

about you are

21:05

like perfect, the perfect man that never

21:07

snored.

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Okay, I love you.

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I love you.

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