0:01

So we're back to funeral attire

0:01

yet because there was the one

0:05

lady in the seethrough ensemble

0:05

at what I believe was a funeral

0:12

and now we have a woman dressed

0:12

as to face right at the funeral

0:16

she took like I wouldn't say she was to face

0:16

she was definitely dressed up

0:19

she was dressed more appropriately the other girl right yeah cuz at least half of

0:21

her outfit was appropriate the

0:25

other half is like a whole it's

0:25

like a halter top on one side

0:27

and business suit on the other

0:27

doesn't right it's not a whole

0:30

outfit is to outfit right well so the person in

0:32

question that we're speaking

0:34

about and your listeners may be

0:34

curious that you know passengers

0:37

of head above epoxy is Jane

0:37

Rivera, revere

0:42

Riviera, Jane. Anyways, work the

0:42

pronunciation out before we

0:48

started the show. I guess my like stick

0:48

just purposely messing up

0:51

people's names. Ah, that way like it you

0:52

moonlight as a Starbucks

0:56

barista, I mean, I'm pretty sure

0:56

they've got a patent on

0:59

mispronunciation of names. Oh,

0:59

well, Starbucks,

1:03

get up. Every time I get a chai tea latte. Um,

1:04

while while my name is mostly

1:09

the same letters, I don't even

1:09

understand how you mispronounced

1:11

that. But you know, good old Starbucks. That's weird. Yeah, no, I usually go to

1:13

Starbucks and say my name is

1:15

Marcus, but they give me

1:15

somebody named like Devin.

1:18

Anyways. So the weird thing with

1:18

her is, she's been defending

1:23

herself on social media. Why?

1:23

Because she decided to take a

1:28

taekwondo class. Oh, smart. No,

1:28

it's good. Smart. That'd be

1:31

weird to take a taekwondo class

1:31

and her outfit. No, she decided

1:35

what she said she was defending

1:35

herself. Right like on social

1:38

media. People are upset because

1:38

the two phase outfit they like

1:41

pick one outfit either wear a

1:41

pantsuit or you wear a skirt.

1:44

You can't wear both. Okay, so captain, could

1:44

you introduce yourself please?

1:48

I'm while also known as well and

1:48

upon receipt where we do the

1:56

best to put the right emphasis

1:56

on the proper syllable.

1:59

Yeah, no, I like to have Marcus.

1:59

I'm gonna give you the story

2:04

today of a woman who decided to

2:04

take a photo shoot in front of

2:08

her father's cough casket what took more than one picture?

2:16

Yeah, definitely more than one

2:16

great shots. Um,

2:19

so I guess Okay, so that's I

2:19

guess that's why this is worse

2:22

because she did a whole photo

2:22

shoot on top of her dad's casket

2:26

and the other lady was just

2:26

grossly Miss dressed right in

2:29

the pews. Right? Like she the

2:29

other woman at least wasn't

2:33

trying to also do like an

2:33

Instagram live during the

2:37

funeral, which I'm probably sure

2:37

it's been I wonder how often

2:41

that happens. Somebody goes live at the funeral. Um, we can take a look into

2:44

that. We'll go ahead and let's

2:47

get this plane going. And um,

2:47

yeah,

2:50

I think I think you're gonna

2:50

have to start adding funeral

2:53

rules to your will now it's

2:53

going to be like a nightclub.

2:56

You have to dress like no plain

2:56

white tees. No fitted caps. No,

3:02

you know. No baggy pants. Also,

3:02

no nakedness. No visible G

3:10

strings, no visible bras. I

3:10

think I think I'm gonna have to

3:14

go work on my well. No pun

3:14

intended. Also known as my while

3:48

I have I think I've updated my

3:48

while. accurately. Oh, yeah, no,

3:53

I just the funeral expenses have

3:53

gone up. So now I gotta hire at

3:56

least two bouncers. Oh, I think

3:56

velvet ropes are expensive.

4:00

velvet ropes and bouncers to

4:00

your in order. Someone's gonna

4:03

enforce the dress code. Oh,

4:03

yeah. I can't have strippers in

4:07

to face showing up to my wake

4:07

but according to a photo shoot

4:12

Yeah, but according to like

4:12

season two or three your I saw

4:16

your playlists for your funeral.

4:16

People should show up in club

4:20

attire. After they there's a reception

4:24

you can't not in church. Jesus

4:24

is there he don't want to

4:27

see all day with like, the Crip

4:27

Walk in torquing

4:31

Why did they not do that on Sunday? Alright, so Miss A miss Rivera.

4:34

She stated and

4:40

everybody pretend they're at

4:40

Sunday School beyond that type

4:43

of behavior to they put me in

4:43

the ground and you can you know

4:46

torque on a handstand all you like she is being ridiculed because

4:48

she was wearing this 20 year old

4:51

was wearing a fitted black one

4:51

sleeve blazer dress that she

4:54

stood by her father's coffin,

4:54

which first

4:57

of all Blazers come with two

4:57

sleeves. It's that's not he

4:59

can't just Add one sleeve as if

4:59

that's the type of blazer,

5:03

right? Like I target does not

5:03

have a one to sleeve jacket

5:06

section jackets have two sleeves

5:06

and a blazer is a suit coat.

5:11

Alright, well, she said everyone

5:11

handles their loss of a loved

5:13

one in their own ways. Some are

5:13

more traditional, while others

5:16

might come across as taboo. She

5:16

says, for me, I treated this as

5:20

a second celebration, as if my

5:20

father was right next to me

5:24

posing for the cameras is

5:26

in her defense. He was right

5:26

next to her and hoping, you

5:30

know, technically she's right. Alright, so um, you're okay with

5:32

all this. So like, let's just

5:34

say you die and your daughter

5:34

wanted to like, I don't know

5:36

have a music video with you in

5:36

it. Would you be okay with that?

5:41

I mean, you're dead. So you have no say so I mean, we Weekend at Bernie's.

5:43

ng me like, am I am I on like a

5:47

marionette string? And are we

5:47

doing a tandem tic tock dance?

5:50

Or how is this?

5:53

We'll start. We'll see your

5:53

comfort level. We'll start with

5:56

her just posing in front of her

5:56

house skip.

6:00

I mean, I don't I don't know

6:00

that. I've seen the pictures.

6:05

She's like posing. She just

6:05

seems way too happy for her dad

6:09

to be dead. I really think she's

6:09

a supervillain she looks like to

6:12

face his wife. Like, it's two

6:12

separate outfits sewn together.

6:18

It also looks like the funeral

6:18

took place in a fourth grade

6:21

classroom. Yeah, no, the background is very

6:23

odd. It's not

6:26

like a part of me feels like

6:26

this dress that I'm guessing is

6:29

supposed to be expensive. And

6:29

that's why it looks insane.

6:32

Maybe she should have got her

6:32

dress from Target and spend a

6:34

little bit more money on the

6:34

funeral, you know, procession

6:37

proceedings and venue. Okay,

6:37

because I'm pretty sure they did

6:41

it at the local elementary

6:41

school. And that's, that's

6:43

unfortunate. They didn't do it in the auditorium. Like it's in a classroom. I can see the

6:45

chalkboard behind the casket.

6:49

There's a lot of things wrong

6:49

with the picture. Right? Like

6:51

it's beyond that she's only half

6:51

dressed appropriately. Ah, no,

6:57

that's definitely not an auditorium. Because the auditorium has the the theater

6:59

seats that are all like bolted

7:03

down and connected. Those are

7:03

moveable chairs. Definitely.

7:06

Nobody has an auditorium full of

7:06

folding chairs. No school is

7:10

that poor? Is she inappropriately dressed

7:11

for the now the other ladies way worse?

7:13

No, the other the other lady had

7:16

on lingerie and saran wrap,

7:16

right? Just that none of it fit

7:22

properly. This woman at least

7:22

half of the clothes fit right.

7:27

The half that are you know, it

7:27

all fits right? It's really

7:30

confusing to me why she'd want

7:30

to have a one sleeve. Blazer.

7:35

Well, I mean, you're still okay

7:35

with the foot. She has eight

7:37

photos. These are that one

7:37

looks. That's just

7:40

so the thing for me is I don't I

7:40

feel like it's unless she went

7:45

last then it's just rude because

7:45

I've seen women take pictures on

7:50

Instagram. And that might have

7:50

made the funeral last a whole

7:54

extra six hours. Like if she

7:54

took eight pictures with photos.

7:57

That means like for each picture

7:57

that we saw, we're talking

8:01

hundreds and hundreds of shots

8:01

to get each singular picture so

8:05

that she probably took 1000s of

8:05

pictures. And God only knows how

8:10

long that day they don't take

8:10

them rapidly right? They take

8:12

one look at it. Nope, I need to

8:12

turn half a centimeter left put

8:15

a little bit more makeup on my

8:15

forehead less on my eyebrow have

8:18

a best friend she does all that

8:18

crap. We're so what? Like if if

8:21

she did not go last and I feel

8:21

like this is the portion where

8:24

like people get to come up to the casket and pay their respects. You know, say a prayer

8:26

say like, ah, you know, even

8:31

pour little Hennessy out right

8:31

next to the guy. I would even be

8:34

okay with that. Okay, but but no

8:34

photoshoot only because we can

8:40

do a photo shoot. If you go last

8:40

right? You're gonna close down

8:43

the church taking pictures in

8:43

front of a casket. That's what

8:45

you want to do with your time.

8:45

Fine. That's how you're going to

8:48

celebrate indoor mourn your

8:48

father's death. Cool. She's

8:51

right, everybody handles last

8:51

differently. But if you invite

8:56

people to a funeral, and you

8:56

want to allow them to also mourn

8:59

and or pay their respects in the

8:59

traditional fashion, you should

9:03

not take six hours doing a

9:03

photoshoot at the casket where

9:07

they're supposed to pay their

9:07

respects. So the only way that

9:09

it makes sense is if she goes

9:09

last and it still doesn't make a

9:12

lot of sense. But then at least

9:12

she's not holding the funeral

9:15

guests hostage while they you

9:15

know uncomfortably watch her

9:19

pose in front of her father's get like a lights going and there's no

9:21

studio lights. It was it was a

9:24

whole Senate I mean, and we don't know the back

9:25

like what the fuck maybe the

9:28

father was a photographer and

9:28

only photographed his daughter

9:31

and this is like a tribute to

9:31

how they used to like who knows

9:35

right like they're just pictures we don't know any of the backstory people post all sorts

9:37

of ridiculous things on the

9:41

internet for all sorts different

9:41

reasons. There could not even be

9:43

anybody in the casket maybe it's

9:43

a Halloween prank, right? Like

9:46

we don't know. It's who knows?

9:46

It could be anything. It could

9:50

be a bad it could be a be horror

9:50

film, come out where there's a

9:56

hashtag casket selfie challenge.

9:56

And then taking pictures in

10:01

front of caskets. And then you

10:01

know, the one girl does it and

10:04

smile sits about the casket

10:04

knife in the back of the head.

10:07

You know, it's a whole horror

10:07

film. And it's just that was the

10:10

first ad for, well, maybe you

10:10

just got it, you know, and then

10:12

DH can't talk about it. So now

10:12

she got to defend herself until

10:15

the trailers released. I'll give you one guess to guess

10:16

where it where this took place

10:19

in Florida, of course, Florida, because they have no sense.

10:20

Well, I mean, if you feel like

10:24

if your IQ is a certain number, they don't even let you in Florida.

10:27

Well, let's play a quick game

10:27

that you might enjoy. It's

10:31

called a guess what race they are. Well, what happened? Were they

10:34

arrested? But can I give you the clues first?

10:39

You said they were arrested. It

10:39

was a black person. But I have

10:43

wait, were they beaten before

10:43

they were arrested? Okay, forte.

10:49

I'll ask the questions. And then

10:49

you give the answers because if

10:52

they were arrested and then

10:52

taken to a fast food chain, then

10:54

it was a white person. Okay, you know, let's, let's

10:57

actually, let's get wrong. No,

11:00

you're so how about this? I'll

11:00

ask the question. And you guess

11:05

what race there I kissed? Yeah,

11:05

but I didn't get asked a

11:08

question. You're asked all the

11:08

questions. Sorry. I'm not good

11:10

at these games. Okay, you're not

11:10

my fault. It's okay. Go ahead.

11:13

Ask questions. All right. I'm ready. Alright, so recently on a flight from JFK

11:15

to California, it was diverted

11:22

to Denver a place and what's

11:22

turbulent the reason why it was

11:27

diverted is because a fight

11:27

broke out black a fight spirit

11:32

airline attendant told on let's

11:32

change.

11:36

It might get bonus points for

11:36

picking the airline. Oh, I would

11:39

definitely give you bonus points

11:39

to get the airline right because

11:41

a fight on the plane had to be

11:41

spirit. Well, unfortunately,

11:43

American Airlines oh man, they

11:43

paid extra ticket spirit

11:47

treatments messed up they could

11:47

pay $25 and got the exact same

11:50

experience. So no, no alcohol was involved.

11:51

Unfortunately, the flight

11:54

attendant mainly sober. Gotta

11:54

love the mistake of telling the

11:59

passenger to put the mask above

11:59

their news and the passenger

12:03

decided I'm going to punch you

12:03

in your face.

12:06

The stewardess are stored with a

12:06

lady by the Senate got a flight

12:09

There we go. That's then you

12:09

don't have to gender eyes.

12:15

Right. It could be anybody. Right so flights, I got punched

12:16

in the face like a fire person.

12:20

The flight attendant was a woman. She got punched in the face by a man. All right, you

12:22

get one point for finding out

12:26

the gender This is going great. Well, women don't generally

12:27

immediately resort to fighting.

12:34

Yelling but it takes a lot

12:34

longer cuffs are not throwing

12:37

up. First they have to take

12:37

their face nails and hair off so

12:41

you can't Ameet like if she

12:41

immediately punches she's gonna

12:44

break her own hand and possibly

12:44

stabbed herself with acrylics or

12:48

perish and they were were like

12:48

to a point now like vampires or

12:52

werewolves. Yes. So if anything

12:52

scary it would have been a

12:56

scratch and then I would have

12:56

known it was a woman like some

12:58

lady got one of her eyes cut in

12:58

half. Buy some Cardi B nails

13:05

right now. I don't know why they

13:05

make him so sharp these days.

13:08

They used to wear him flat like

13:08

what is the Delete press on?

13:12

Yeah, like little shovel? Yeah.

13:12

No, no now they're like their

13:17

weapons dagger. Yeah, and they

13:17

use Gorilla Glue. Also they like

13:20

they they're on there but I saw make the stylish shoes

13:21

that pop. She looks like Black Panther

13:24

hands. And big strong How do you

13:29

do anything with those anyway,

13:29

so I bet you she could open a

13:31

lot of pickle jars. The American Airlines said this.

13:33

This passenger would no longer

13:38

ever be flying with them ever

13:38

again. Which

13:40

I don't immediately punching

13:40

people in the face. They're

13:44

banned for life excuse me sir.

13:44

The fasten seatbelt sign is on.

13:50

No, you can't. That's not no you

13:50

can't fly. You can't ride Ubers

13:55

Oh, that person is likely going

13:55

to be in prison. Their next

14:01

place they'll be told when to

14:01

shower and eat because if you

14:05

can't have a conversation

14:05

without immediately punching

14:07

people, I don't want you know,

14:07

in public spaces. No, no common

14:11

areas for you. So did they like Okay, so like I

14:12

mean, you've been on airplane

14:14

recently during a few airplanes

14:14

and you have to wear the whole

14:18

mass the whole flight it's hard

14:18

to do. I don't understand why

14:23

people need to be reminded to do

14:23

it.

14:25

It's I'm more concerned about

14:25

the mental state of the pilot.

14:29

You could I could wear a whole

14:29

clown man. I don't care nothing

14:32

about what's on my face with the

14:32

pilot is the pilot need to wear

14:35

a mask because if he doesn't want to wear one, don't make him wear one. I'll catch COVID As

14:37

long as he put this plane back

14:40

on the ground safely. Right.

14:40

I've been vaccinated I can

14:43

handle COVID They don't have a

14:43

vaccine for plane crash.

14:47

Unfortunately, if I took the

14:47

plane crash vaccine and who

14:50

cares right but especially since you hate

14:51

turbulence, my wife asked me why

14:54

I don't hate turbulence. I told

14:54

her because once I'm in the air,

14:57

I just automatically assume that

14:57

if the plane falls off Like the

15:00

sky I'm gonna die I don't even

15:00

like I'm not oh my god I'm

15:03

playing crashes work yeah no

15:03

usually everybody dies right

15:06

except for the black box which I

15:06

don't understand why they don't

15:09

just make the whole plane on the black thing oh they if they if they made the

15:11

plane out of the black box

15:17

material the plane wouldn't be able to fly be too heavy which is science and the Lord

15:19

telling us that we're not

15:23

supposed to be flying because if

15:23

we make it out the safe material

15:26

then it doesn't fly doesn't work

15:26

what that's because we're not

15:29

supposed to be up in the sky.

15:29

Right everything's supposed to

15:32

fly is already up there and it's

15:32

built to do so.

15:35

So all the clues you have they

15:35

were flying from New York to

15:40

Southern California they

15:40

attacked a woman flight

15:43

attendant they punched her

15:43

directly in the face was a

15:46

middle aged white man. Wait, wait, wait

15:47

that's the only type of person

15:52

that immediately resorts to

15:52

punching in the face. When

15:55

arguing with a woman and listen

15:55

and or smaller, weaker person

16:00

and head above hypocrisy

16:00

listeners and passengers you're

16:03

more than welcome to play along

16:03

to with the clues I have.

16:06

Like if the story just hit Earth

16:06

the flight attendant had been a

16:09

12 year old or something I'll

16:09

still middle aged white because

16:12

it could have been 1212 year old

16:12

male but anybody they're

16:15

not like Caitlyn Jenner even

16:15

though that in the mix, do I

16:18

think that's who punched the

16:18

flight attendant?

16:21

Quickly Caitlyn. I'm sorry I was

16:21

generalizing all transgenders as

16:24

Caitlyn Jenner my apology. You just You wanted me to guess

16:25

that it was a transgender person

16:28

that is just not ever going to

16:28

be my guest but you know why I

16:32

don't know enough about their

16:32

idiosyncrasies to be able to

16:35

play that is that is gender

16:35

behavior like

16:38

because we fight now you don't

16:38

instantly black person we be

16:42

fighting right and then when you

16:42

heard that it was immediately a

16:45

punch to the face after being

16:45

hassled after

16:48

being asked to follow a rule

16:48

once that everyone else is

16:52

already following that everyone

16:52

that leans way into middle aged

16:57

white man can like territory

16:57

that's that is the what what I

17:01

have to follow the rules.

17:01

Everyone else is following you

17:04

die. How dare you oppress me as

17:04

a white man on a plane? I shall

17:09

do whatever I want. Spread my

17:09

virus. Grab you and have a drink

17:13

like that's, that is middle

17:13

aged, white man material. If

17:17

it's another race, then you know

17:17

they're they're impersonating

17:21

Steve from work will surprise the new Are you

17:22

ready? And everyone waiting at

17:26

home who didn't already know the

17:26

answer to the story? Are you

17:29

ready? It was a Fijian woman.

17:29

Wow.

17:37

Now you say that people from

17:37

Fiji or the Fijian I would

17:39

imagine, I should have said

17:39

somebody from Budapest I still

17:43

that's what I want now that I

17:43

have a tiny tiny platform that I

17:48

can speak out into the internet.

17:48

People from Budapest, what do

17:52

you call yourself? Are you

17:52

Buddha pints Budapesti. And I

17:57

don't know how to make Budapest

17:57

plural. I would like some help

18:02

with that from anyone. Yeah knows the answer.

18:04

I mean, I would assume it'd be

18:04

someone from Budapest I guess

18:06

you could be just like a

18:06

geography teacher or something.

18:09

You've got two people in Budapest the shows that no no, I'm just

18:11

saying like that this show is on

18:14

the internet. And it's it can be

18:14

heard by like people that don't

18:18

live on my block. I only have

18:18

the radius of my travel and you

18:23

know, vocal cords locally but

18:23

with you know, the show reaches

18:28

beyond myself. Right. So there's

18:28

anyone out there not necessarily

18:32

specifically in Budapest, but

18:32

maybe they've been to or have

18:35

experience with people from

18:35

there and know how to refer to

18:39

them. Are they Buddha pints or

18:39

Budapesti? Ian's is my question.

18:42

Well, the answer. I hope they're Buddha pints.

18:46

The answer to the question

18:46

earlier is a is an Asian man.

18:50

I was gonna I was gonna say

18:50

watch it one. I was gonna say

18:53

watch it be Carlos. The Heat Man,

18:57

they wouldn't do that because I'd be afraid to get into it. Yeah, no. So he was asked

19:00

once to put the the mask over

19:08

his nose. He decided to manner Oh, he hit her 17 times in two

19:10

seconds. That's crazy.

19:14

He won't be charged. I felt now he couldn't have done

19:15

that. No, that's like the number

19:19

one rule in martial arts is

19:19

discipline unless he's the

19:21

supervillain in the mark kung fu

19:21

film. That's like you know, it's

19:25

all about discipline, discipline

19:25

discipline. And then there's the

19:27

one guy that's like, nah bump

19:27

that discipline stupid. I'm

19:31

gonna just stabbed in the face. That makes sense. Yeah, nobody's

19:33

ready for that because you know

19:33

you're supposed to evolve that

19:37

might have been him. He definitely maybe he's the supervillain in the upcoming you

19:38

know, kung fu film on the plane.

19:42

So okay, so this leads me to wonder

19:43

karate

19:45

on a plane. Why Samuel L Jackson

19:45

is going to be a cameo are

19:49

people on a plane to why are people so dumb? Like,

19:51

remember the the girls that like

19:54

cussed out and assaulted the

19:54

Uber driver because yes, I'm

19:58

aware. I do remember The Okay, and then

19:59

I wouldn't guess their their

20:03

nationality they were like,

20:03

Armenian or something right

20:06

like, I think one of them is Armenia.

20:07

I think one was Latin I don't know.

20:09

It was a very it was a very

20:09

caring thing to do and they

20:12

weren't, you know, they were not

20:12

typical carry race. So they got

20:17

that one wrong too. I would have

20:17

never guessed an Asian man.

20:20

Right? No, I was what you know

20:20

what? It makes sense because

20:24

they often work in industries

20:24

dominated by middle aged white

20:29

men, right. So you probably mean the white

20:30

man for what beige? Absolutely.

20:33

That's where he learned the

20:33

behavior for what, how, where

20:37

else would he learned to be told

20:37

to follow again, a rule that

20:41

everyone else is following? He's

20:41

like, You know what, I'm gonna

20:44

just martial arts or as his upbringing.

20:46

That's what Tom is terrible,

20:46

sensei. Nah, it's worked. It's

20:50

because he works in an office

20:50

with 18. Tom's and every time

20:54

they tell Tom, you know, not to

20:54

leave the printer on. He leaves

20:58

the printer on last time.

21:00

So what if the flight attendant

21:00

was white? Would it be okay? It

21:03

was like, Oh, well, he was oppressed. I have no opinion on white on

21:05

white crime. I let them handle that. It's

21:14

none of my business. Right.

21:18

Like, I'm a huge proponent of

21:18

minding your own business. Those

21:21

are two people, you know, having

21:21

having a disagreement, let them

21:25

figure it out. They don't have

21:25

their disagreement in my aisle

21:29

or my row. Keep it you know, banned for life. $45,000 Fine.

21:30

You think that's enough? Not

21:34

banned from the airport only

21:34

banned from that airline?

21:38

I would not have I mean, spirit.

21:38

Yes. You cannot let that person

21:42

back on your airline if he

21:42

assaulted one of your flight

21:46

attendant banned from light for flying. Flying is

21:46

a privilege. It is not right.

21:51

Now, you want to die in a big

21:51

iron casket? That's his own. You

21:54

know, this is right. Just not at

21:54

that airline. It's his

21:57

privilege. He has every right to

21:57

fly. No, you don't have to fly.

22:00

You can there's other modes of

22:00

transportation. You don't have

22:02

to travel. It's I don't think it's a

22:03

privilege if you can pay for it.

22:07

Right? Like because if you can

22:07

afford it, then you can do it.

22:09

I can afford cocaine, but I

22:09

don't pay for it. Well, then,

22:13

cocaine is your right if you

22:13

have the financial means to do

22:17

it. It's not a privilege. It's

22:17

the same with flying. Right?

22:23

Like, it's I don't, I don't look

22:23

at it as privilege. I look at it

22:27

as a chore really. But the it's,

22:27

it's not that I'm allowed to do

22:31

it because I can afford to do

22:31

it. If I didn't have the money,

22:33

then I wouldn't be able to. It's

22:33

not a privilege. It's a it's a

22:37

luxury, I guess but it that's

22:37

what it is. It's a luxury. It's

22:41

not a mistake. It's not

22:41

something that you need to

22:44

relive. So yeah, but it's not.

22:44

It's, you know, it's not a

22:48

privilege. You don't reach a

22:48

certain tax bracket and and just

22:51

get like frequent flyer miles,

22:51

right. Like, that's how

22:54

privileged you don't get a tax

22:54

break. In, you know, you can

22:59

fly, you could take three

22:59

domestic flights because you

23:01

make so much money, right? Like,

23:01

that's a privilege in my mind.

23:05

So it's more of a luxury, but

23:05

terrible, and I hate flying.

23:11

You know, a metaphoric airline

23:11

gives a lot of perks to their

23:15

listeners. What metaphoric airlines do you

23:17

know how complicated of a

23:21

question that is? How would I

23:21

know about all of the metaphors

23:26

involving airlines? Well, I'm met with like, me

23:28

calling you captain

23:31

Anjanette. You want me to tell

23:31

people to buy shirts from the

23:34

website? Right? I understand.

23:34

But that was a really

23:37

complicated setup. Like you

23:37

threw a behind the back through

23:40

the legs. Lob from the parking

23:40

lot and we're like, why didn't

23:44

you windmill it? Because you're

23:44

tall you should be because the

23:47

game hasn't started now at home.

23:47

That's why I feel it that's how

23:50

confusing Oh, boy, you got

23:50

there. But you know, if you do

23:54

are in front of a computer, and

23:54

you are still listening, I you

23:57

know, totally can't hit over the

23:57

head above boxy calm, the T

24:00

shirts are far less complicated

24:00

than the sales pitch, you just

24:03

click the button and punch in

24:03

your your address and we send it

24:08

to you. So yes, that is an

24:08

option. I wouldn't wear it on an

24:14

airplane though. I would focus

24:14

more on dog tags so that they

24:18

can know where to send the

24:18

remains. Oh,

24:21

wow. Are the air tags.

24:24

What are air tags? Apple has it

24:24

like you can tag things. Apple

24:29

has air tags, like you know you

24:29

may AirDrop you can AirDrop

24:33

files, but they have like some type of tag thing. Like a

24:35

tagging service where you can

24:38

like, tag your crap. That sounds just like regular

24:41

old tracking Batman with Tag

24:45

villains. Yeah, but it's a bad

24:45

tag. Right?

24:48

It's the same thing. Is that a thing you can buy?

24:50

Apple Oh man. Alright man. I'm

24:55

gonna be captain apple. You get

24:55

47 Little Apple tags. I could

25:00

dress up like one of those, like

25:00

all white putty suits, and then

25:04

put the apple logo on my face.

25:04

Like the squid game guys, and

25:08

put the hood on, you know, hide

25:08

on top of buildings and throw

25:12

Apple trackers on people I could

25:12

track the whole city I don't

25:20

need a runway now I'm a

25:20

superhero. So I don't I don't

25:22

use you in this Asian man punching

25:25

stewardess.

25:27

I would never. I would never put

25:27

anybody on an airplane. I am too

25:32

busy. That's, you know what that

25:32

is what I do all my churching is

25:36

when I'm on an airplane. That's

25:36

when I talk to Jesus. That is

25:39

when I need us to be on the same

25:39

page. I need to know if it's

25:44

time for me to come join him or

25:44

if he's just playing on the

25:48

ground. You know, nice and

25:48

gentle light is

25:51

the safest mode of transportation. Except for walking.

25:56

Unless you're black man. Anyways, go ahead and wrap it. Well, it

25:58

depends on where you're walking,

26:00

right. Like don't walk to Orange

26:00

County. That's not safe. It's

26:03

not safe. I would I would rather

26:03

fly on top of a helicopter than

26:07

have to walk as a black man

26:07

through Orange County. I think

26:11

it's safer. Like when no Seat

26:11

belt just sit on the windshield

26:14

and guide the helicopter pilot

26:14

like watch me ghost ride the

26:18

copter. That's that's what I

26:18

would rather do than be in

26:20

Orange County as a black man.

26:20

But if I were a white man that

26:27

would be my Mecca. In you know

26:27

where I live locally. There's

26:32

other better places for white

26:32

people. California Orange County

26:36

is pretty great. For two I

26:36

thought punched not terrible for

26:44

Asians. I don't think not great

26:44

black people. I guess I should

26:49

land the plane. Stewardess. I

26:49

would also fly it. Why don't

26:55

keep saying that? Because? Yeah,

26:55

I was gonna say I think that's

26:59

my, my new unresolved. What is

26:59

it? chauvinism? Right? Is that

27:06

what that is? I mean, it was forced on us.

27:07

That's all we knew.

27:09

Yeah. And I just I'm having a

27:09

hard time fixing it. No, like

27:13

now we get cancelled because

27:13

Colin, what if they're stored in

27:18

store this is there is a you

27:18

know, you make it not

27:21

just like fires and trusses, but

27:21

now it's just actors. They're

27:25

both the I believe, I believe

27:25

like actress at Blue substitute.

27:29

It's like actors. These are just

27:29

the probably because Caitlyn

27:32

Jenner male and female actors.

27:32

Because that's what they are

27:35

actors. Oh, and they can play either

27:36

role. Gotcha. And they usually

27:41

do have to play. You know, that

27:41

whole conspiracy? Like in order

27:46

to make it you got to dress up

27:46

as a woman at least once. It

27:49

worked for Tyler Perry. It

27:49

worked for all of them. Oh, in

27:52

the Wayne's brothers, every single one. Really? Oh, not Denzel

27:54

Washington. Correct. I mean,

27:59

unless there's a movie, but he didn't he had to be a

28:01

gangster and get shot to death.

28:04

And he done a lot of true better

28:04

films. Even Wesley Snipes. Oh,

28:07

yeah. Was a two to four with John Leguizamo shots with

28:09

John and Wesley Snipes. We're

28:13

getting off topic anyways. I see your point. It's a lot of work. A lot of

28:16

them had to do it. I won't do it

28:20

though. Not not for the pod, not

28:20

for the picture. I wonder if

28:24

that's what black podcasters

28:24

have to do. We have to do like

28:26

pretend to be women on the mic.

28:26

If the checks nice. I wonder if

28:30

I'd like raised my pitch and the

28:30

more people will listen.

28:32

I do it for a seven figure

28:32

salary. Now eight figures.

28:36

I guess I do have children that thing. Yeah. Your salary I'm saying

28:38

what does that what does that he

28:41

do? He pretends to be a woman on

28:41

a podcast.

28:44

Well, actually it would be a

28:44

lesson to explain priorities and

28:48

math it would be more of a math

28:48

lesson than me explaining what I

28:51

do ah the more I do this because

28:51

it pays this much otherwise

28:57

never do this. I mean, according to IRS man

28:58

everyone has a price and I got

29:02

you anyways well everyone because of the society

29:03

we built right course if we did

29:06

if it wasn't capitalism, then

29:06

everyone would not because we

29:10

placed a value on money in

29:10

fairness. You can't not have a

29:13

price and live in society you

29:13

cannot but force people in the

29:17

woods admittedly you know the

29:17

tribes Yes, yes. They don't have

29:22

a price seminar Island people

29:22

that's why we just killed them

29:25

we don't understand why we're

29:25

not allowed to like meet them

29:28

because they actually kill us.

29:28

Who kills what now this seminar

29:31

lease or seminar? What was it?

29:31

You said? Tribe?

29:34

There's still tribes killing

29:34

them all right. No,

29:38

there no there's like, I think

29:38

15 or so like untouched tribes

29:42

in the world. Oh, good for them.

29:42

I'm touched.

29:46

That's what they're COVID

29:46

numbers are to sell. Well, on

29:52

that note, I've been will and

29:52

I'm pretty sure I have now

29:55

cancelled but if not, please buy

29:55

a t shirt. Because I would like

29:59

to No big Marcus's did. I have

29:59

offended him