0:00

All right, so Chris Tucker is

0:00

shaving his head because what?

0:05

No, good. I have no idea what the hell are we going to talk about? No,

0:08

man, we're talking about

0:11

longevity in life. I mean, I

0:11

guess it kind of goes together

0:14

because when you get older, you

0:14

start to lose your hair in the

0:18

US in life. Oh, wait, can you

0:18

tell how much longer Someone has

0:22

to live by how much hair they

0:22

have left? No, not at all, like

0:25

trees? Not quite. But according

0:25

to a recent report that came out

0:28

there's a certain food that

0:28

scientists have figured out it

0:32

actually shaves off a certain

0:32

amount of time of your life if

0:35

you have it, bacon. But it's worth it. I mean, you

0:38

know, life is hard. Bacon is

0:41

delicious. Alright, well, thanks

0:41

for Welcome to airborne proxy.

0:43

That's the show. Tune in next

0:43

week, we have a longer show

0:47

where we all dead because we had

0:47

one piece of bait. I don't think

0:50

it shaves like multiple years

0:50

off your life. And if you just

0:55

you know, run a lap after you

0:55

eat the bacon, you'll be fine. I

0:57

mean, I'm so going to record

0:57

just record yourself. Go ahead

1:00

and introduce yourself. And

1:00

let's get in. My name is wil and

1:04

I support bacon, even though

1:04

it's a little risky. On your

1:08

life expectancy. You know, life

1:08

is risk. So have a bacon

1:12

sandwich. Just don't have one every day. I think you should have a bacon

1:15

sandwich every day. Live a

1:17

Little. I'm Marcus and we'll

1:17

live. We that's that's accurate.

1:21

If you have a bacon sandwich

1:21

every day, you will live a

1:23

little my life there. Thank you. It's

1:27

an accurate statement. Thank

1:30

you. I appreciate it. I'm here

1:30

for that for accuracy. I mean,

1:34

you know, that is that is a no, no. Yeah, you're

1:42

precise. In your accuracy. I

1:42

appreciate you go and drop the

1:46

intro. This is gonna be a quick

1:46

one. Let's get into this. We

1:49

call you know, baby Jr. Sniper,

1:49

because you're so accurate. With

1:55

your facts and such. We really

1:55

do appreciate what you do here

1:59

at the show. And you know, I'm gonna go we

2:01

had a plaque. I'm going to go

2:04

get that. That's, that's what

2:04

I'll do. Let me go get this

2:06

plaque for accuracy, the

2:06

accuracy plaque. It's a big

2:09

target. And I got it from the

2:09

course.

2:40

So Wow, this is I mean, as this

2:40

is a beautiful plaque. I

2:43

appreciate it. I just I was I

2:43

was stupefied. Well, yeah, you

2:49

know Target has everything you need. It's just like waiting Walmart but

2:53

civil. Wow. Alright, so we're

2:56

not getting that Walmart

2:56

sponsorship? Yes. So in

2:59

Michigan, it's just drug money

2:59

University of Michigan

3:01

researchers. You love how

3:01

they're just spending money left

3:05

and right. They found out

3:05

they're not building death

3:07

robots. I don't care. They found

3:07

out that eating just one hot dog

3:11

can shave off 36 minutes of your

3:11

life.

3:16

So how did they find that they

3:16

just feed someone a hot dog

3:19

every day until they died and

3:19

then did some sort of like

3:22

equation as to how many hot dogs

3:22

per death? it I don't understand

3:28

how they evaluated that

3:28

relation. They apparently

3:31

evaluated more than 5000 foods

3:31

by the minutes gained or lost

3:36

upon eating as well as their

3:36

environmental impact.

3:41

So hot dogs take a half hour off

3:41

your life. Yes. What about if

3:46

you wrap them in bacon? If you'd

3:46

like a whole hour then I'm

3:49

pretty sure if you compound the

3:49

numbers that makes it felt like

3:52

if you wrap it in bacon and you

3:52

cook it on a cookie sheet on the

3:55

sidewalk, then we're talking

3:55

like, you know, that's probably

3:59

like, that's like 667 hours.

3:59

just eaten right there. But the

4:04

thing is at 230 in the morning,

4:04

he really he just you need to

4:07

eat something even if it is

4:07

subtracting life because if you

4:10

don't eat that hot dog, you

4:10

probably won't make it home. So

4:14

you got to you know, take that

4:14

six hour ill so you don't have

4:18

that, you know, final accident.

4:18

Yeah, no, I mean, I guess well,

4:23

they said according to the

4:23

findings, you know certain foods

4:25

such as processed meats, which

4:25

is the bacon, I'd imagine. Bacon

4:30

is delicious. Do not slander the

4:30

bacon. Okay, well, we'll just

4:33

stick to the hot dog with the

4:33

additives of some type of meat.

4:36

unnecessary. Nobody really likes

4:36

hot dog meat, sugary drinks and

4:41

breakfast sandwiches. Most are

4:41

were found I'm sorry. So any

4:45

sandwich you have for breakfast

4:45

takes years off of your life

4:47

like how are your six minutes

4:47

but how is the entire group have

4:53

breakfast like they did

4:53

everything else so specific like

4:56

bacon hot the other specific

4:56

pieces

5:00

Food. breakfast sandwich could

5:00

be anything. They got crust

5:03

sandwiches. They got sourdough

5:03

sandwiches. They got

5:08

Yeah, they got avocado toast.

5:08

They got English muffin beads on

5:12

it. They got all kinds of meat.

5:12

They got Joe nut sandwiches,

5:15

like shaving like an hour of the

5:15

Luther imagine I want to Luthor.

5:19

You know, it's to Krispy Kreme

5:19

Doughnuts, and a piece of fried

5:23

chicken. And then I think two

5:23

pieces of bacon. Why would Why

5:27

would anyone eat that? Because they were hungry. No, I

5:29

mean that's just that sounds

5:33

horrendous the Luthor Really?

5:36

Where Where can you order this

5:36

thing from the boondocks? That's

5:40

not a real you got me You got me carrying

5:44

on they said that those I mean

5:51

technically all the ingredients

5:51

exists so maybe we should make a

5:53

Luther one episode and then see

5:53

if you do immediately pass out

5:57

from having one bite I'm pretty

5:57

sure it raises your I'll KFC had

6:01

that thing that was like the

6:01

heart attack goal which was just

6:03

potatoes and these mashed

6:03

potatoes chicken gravy. Oh no

6:07

KFC had a baby loser remember it

6:07

was a sandwich that was two

6:09

pieces of chicken bacon and

6:09

cheese in the middle there was

6:12

no button it was it was chicken

6:12

shrimps and I think bacon and

6:17

cheese and Americans they just

6:17

wonder why we're making chicken

6:21

sandwiches added two pieces of

6:21

chicken meanwhile their whole

6:24

countries that don't have clean

6:24

water or vegetables to eat and

6:28

wonder why and they live forever

6:28

because they have added minutes

6:31

no no they don't live forever

6:31

they live for a short amount of

6:35

time it says why their choice of

6:35

such as nets fruits in some fish

6:39

can add minutes to your life. I

6:39

don't believe that not just go I

6:44

mean if you just eat you know

6:44

don't eat processed food and

6:47

just eat those things.

6:47

Alternatively, they said like

6:50

ingesting a peanut butter and

6:50

jelly sandwich was associated

6:53

with a gain of 33 minutes

6:56

wide. Also if that doesn't make

6:56

any sense. So if you eat a

7:00

peanut butter and jelly sandwich

7:00

and a hot dog then you just get

7:05

to did nothing happened zero

7:05

minutes. I mean I told you to be

7:07

doing math but it'd be like a

7:07

subtraction or something that's

7:09

like how you could have an empty

7:09

meal you just eat hotdogs and

7:13

that should be the new diet the

7:13

hot dog peanut butter diet if

7:16

you want to take no minutes off

7:16

your life or gain any no minutes

7:20

just have a hot dog and peanut

7:20

butter and jelly sandwich

7:22

because they're both about half

7:22

an hour. So I'm not going to

7:25

minus i don't know no matter how

7:25

many like hot dogs gonna take to

7:28

like I guess shave a year off

7:28

your life all that could be a

7:33

new kind of torture you just

7:33

feed somebody hot dogs until

7:35

they die just be like a shot

7:35

clock with I don't know however

7:39

many minutes you got, I guess

7:39

you have to average what the

7:41

total minute like life

7:41

expectancy is. The hot dog he

7:45

just counted out. And that's all

7:45

you feed them 525,000 You don't

7:50

even give them normal water you

7:50

give them hot dog water to

7:52

drink. So that's like a few

7:52

seconds to write like that's,

7:55

that's who look at these. Get

7:55

this food chart. You'd be

7:58

torturing people you don't even

7:58

know it. taking them out to the

8:01

same place to eat every week.

8:01

They think that your best

8:03

friends really killing them

8:03

slowly. So give or take. You'd

8:06

have to eat about 15,000 hotdogs. Gotcha a year.

8:09

That's why those competitive

8:13

either don't live very long,

8:13

like competitive eaters. Like

8:17

they're eating like, you know,

8:17

days off their lives. They eat,

8:20

you know, anywhere between 3040

8:20

hotdogs, a competition. I don't

8:23

know how many times they

8:23

compete, but that's why I think

8:26

they can't live past like 30 if

8:26

they're taking half an hour, you

8:29

know, that's a day a

8:29

competition. Yeah, I would

8:32

imagine so. I'd say for the fight dragons

8:34

for a living. The world record,

8:38

actually is Joey chestnut. He

8:38

ate 73 because he did.

8:43

I do not know I don't know if I

8:43

really want to look up their

8:45

information. Probably not. Well,

8:45

you got to do 73 times. Well, he

8:48

thinks or whatever. So how many

8:48

minutes did he don't have much

8:51

time left? If he's not there to

8:51

go? Two hours left?

8:54

No, cuz it takes it takes like

8:54

17,000 hot dogs to shave off a

8:58

year. So are 15,000 I don't

8:58

remember what I just said

9:01

earlier. But um, Joey chestnut

9:01

beat the record last year by

9:05

eating 75 hot dogs. If it's 75

9:05

hot gotta hold it will be no man

9:10

saying five hot dogs times what?

9:10

35 minutes. A dog?

9:16

That sure I guess. I know. It's

9:16

roughly 30 minutes. So that's

9:20

2625 minutes. What if his life

9:25

did he get a trophy? At least? Me I guess if you got a trophy.

9:28

It's worth it to shave up.

9:33

What? Okay, so once again, why I

9:33

don't think the study's

9:35

accurate. Yeah, no.

9:40

Well, those aren't real hot

9:40

dogs. Well, then they add life

9:42

to it. No, no, why not? What if

9:42

they're made out of like, pea

9:47

protein and stuff. We don't know

9:47

that pea protein adds minutes to

9:52

your life. And I mean,

9:52

something's got to be said about

9:55

quality of life, right like

9:55

you're adding minutes, but

9:58

you're decreasing your quality. By eating food that tastes like

10:00

wet cardboard, then you know, I

10:04

don't who wants to live forever

10:04

if all the food tastes rotten.

10:09

So, if I want to shave off a

10:09

year of my life and enjoy it,

10:12

all I got to do is get a dog 1000 hot dogs from pinks.

10:14

I like pink. So, I mean, you

10:17

could probably have like 700

10:17

from pings because they wrap

10:20

them in bacon and put chili and

10:20

cheese and all kinds of stuff. I

10:23

mean, I could get Yeah, I had to

10:23

do to mill. And it was No, I've

10:26

never been to things every time

10:26

I drive by one I've okay once, I

10:31

think when I was little, but

10:31

like I haven't been recently

10:33

enough to know what I like from

10:33

there. Because every time I

10:36

drive by, it's hilarious to me

10:36

that people are waiting in line

10:40

for like, it's like a Jordan

10:40

length line for hot dogs. It

10:43

costs $2.12 that the hot dogs,

10:43

right that shave off wildlife. I

10:51

mean, they could add life and I

10:51

still wouldn't stand in line.

10:54

Let people stand in line in the

10:54

rain for hot dogs.

10:58

You can get a whole pack from

10:58

Ralph's stockings.

11:03

I mean, it's because they don't

11:03

sell them you just find out

11:05

where they get the hot. I don't

11:05

think they make their own

11:07

specialty hot dog. I think I was

11:07

gonna say, um, one thing is,

11:12

remember what I was gonna segue

11:12

into? I'm thinking that means I

11:15

wonder if pinks knows about

11:15

this. Oh, Asian, we should send

11:17

them a link. I think this is

11:17

great market like death of

11:20

dealers. You want to shorten

11:20

minus minutes to people's lives.

11:25

But then again, like this is nothing new. They've always said like processed food was always

11:26

killing us or something like

11:29

that. I mean, yeah, it's I don't

11:29

think anybody accused hot dogs

11:33

being good for you. I just don't

11:33

think anybody did the math

11:35

exactly how bad they were for

11:35

you by the minute. Fair enough.

11:39

Well, you know what, there's

11:39

another side of the spectrum. If

11:41

you guys are listening to the

11:41

podcast, and you're feeling

11:43

like, oh, man, this is really

11:43

getting me down. Knowing that

11:46

the hot dogs I ate or shaving

11:46

off life points or life minutes,

11:50

I think you have a bigger

11:50

problem if you are depressed

11:52

about the amount of hot dogs

11:52

that you ate. I saw like cuz I

11:55

can't eat. I probably I can't

11:55

remember the last time I had a

11:58

hot dog. And I know that I've

11:58

had so few that it's not going

12:01

to affect my life in the walls

12:01

I've ever had. It was like two

12:04

and a half on one sitting from

12:04

beings. You and I've never had

12:07

two hot dogs in one meal. Oh,

12:07

hey, Well, speaking of hot dogs,

12:12

before I get to the next topic

12:12

does those hot dogs people get

12:15

when we're like drunk after a

12:15

club? Like those are the ones

12:19

that I had described that cookie

12:19

sheet ration making those who

12:23

only eat between two and 3am.

12:23

That's what it was. I think that

12:26

they're twice as risky though,

12:26

because of how they're stored

12:29

and prepared. Alcohol, no nuts. It's not all

12:31

right. You're just you're drunk,

12:35

and there are limited options

12:35

you eat. You got to eat that hot

12:38

dog in order to sober up enough

12:38

to get to jack in the box and

12:41

over Denny's. I still think

12:41

those hot dogs are amazing. So

12:44

if because I only had them when

12:44

your senses and or faculties

12:48

were dulled by alcohol it was

12:48

way off. Of course. Why would I

12:51

have it when I'm sober? Alright,

12:51

so longevity experts share the

12:55

diet, exercise and sleep rules

12:55

for longer in stronger life.

13:02

I'm sure it doesn't involve hot

13:02

dogs. No, it does not. They

13:06

recommend getting regular

13:06

checkups. You do any of those

13:09

checkups like from a doctor?

13:09

Absolutely. Where would you get

13:13

a checkup from? I don't know.

13:13

wouldn't let it like it's not a

13:17

mechanic check it. Maybe your

13:17

chiropractor make sure you're in

13:20

alignment. Right? You can go to

13:20

your spiritual guidance. Make

13:24

sure your chakras are alignment

13:24

you can get anything checked. I

13:28

mean, yeah, definitely a chakra

13:28

line. They said Let food be thy

13:31

medicine. Most of our diets poor diet is

13:34

the thing that's mainly killing

13:37

most Americans and people in the

13:37

world. So, you know, making sure

13:40

that your diet you know, but

13:40

that's preventative you can't

13:43

treat like an active illness

13:43

with fruits and vegetables. But

13:47

like preventative medicine, of

13:47

course, like you know, eat more

13:50

plants and vegetables avoid

13:50

processed foods drink tons of

13:53

water I think they'll say I do

13:53

drink the water. I drink the

13:56

water. Use healthy fats like

13:56

high density this other stuff? I

14:01

don't know I'm not I don't know

14:01

any of these things me and I do

14:04

like processed food because I

14:04

eat at three in the morning and

14:07

that's all shaving off hours of your life

14:09

man. What do I mean I don't

14:12

maybe I don't want those hours

14:12

or maybe the last hour is 78 so

14:17

I'm only trying to be like 60

14:17

something well fair enough. Well

14:20

I'm only trying to live as long

14:20

as I'm able bodied so once like

14:23

you know once both these knees

14:23

go I'm gonna eat hot dogs every

14:26

day and wait for you know the

14:26

dog to come get me I already

14:30

told the wife like if I ever

14:30

have to be in a diaper as an

14:33

adult just pull blood get

14:33

moving. They said yes. Walking

14:37

cast said not being mobile. I

14:37

didn't say I'd lost control of

14:40

my bowel. Yeah, we both have

14:40

different standards. Okay, eat

14:44

early and less often. which none

14:44

of that stuff. Yeah, no, I can't

14:48

do any of that stuff. Constantly

14:48

work on quitting bad habits. I

14:52

have no idea what your bad

14:52

habits are. That's just too

14:54

general just work on putting bad

14:54

habits. I'm kind of vague advice

14:59

in that That's like well just you need

15:00

to be better at life be more

15:03

efficient sometimes you have to

15:03

mean

15:07

What did those are just

15:07

buzzwords that doesn't mean any

15:10

do it want it think it everybody

15:10

does you can do that from the

15:13

sofa that doesn't mean there's

15:13

not instruction that doesn't

15:16

help. does not know that's not

15:16

helpful at all. Oh, they miss

15:20

it. The most important that most

15:20

adults have are lack. What do

15:24

you know what it is? adults lack. Yes, they lack this

15:26

good credit.

15:30

Most Americans, most adults

15:34

patience. Okay, we can be here

15:34

all day for a 20 to 30 minute

15:39

podcast. Make sure you make

15:39

sleep your superpower. What

15:44

sleep your suit that is the

15:44

worst superpower ever. What do

15:47

you know harder? You talk about

15:47

it all the time. how tired you

15:50

are and how you don't get to

15:50

sleep? Right? But I wouldn't

15:53

want it I would still take

15:53

flying over sleep you as a

15:57

superpower. Like sleep? I mean,

15:57

then no, because if I could fly

16:01

then I could fly away from all

16:01

the things that are keeping me

16:04

awake and go sleep on the

16:04

clouds. Like I don't know what

16:07

if you have like insomnia. You

16:07

may even have that you don't

16:10

sleep at all you sleep for like

16:10

two hours and you're up for like

16:13

they have medicine for that. I

16:13

do not want my superpower to be

16:17

something that humans have

16:17

already cured. That is no that's

16:22

ridiculous. That's like having the

16:25

superpower to like never sneeze

16:27

or something like and you have

16:27

allergies like I don't want that

16:30

I'll just take it probably for

16:30

whatever it is yeah now but

16:34

superpowers is supposed to be

16:34

some rare like you know, rare

16:38

fantastical thing you can fall

16:38

asleep.

16:42

You know that's the my

16:42

superpower could not be the

16:45

equivalent of being snuck up on

16:45

and hit upside the head with a

16:48

skillet that that'll put you to

16:48

sleep to that. Well yeah, but

16:51

then if I take this microphone

16:51

stand and hit you in the head

16:55

superpower, right? That also

16:55

comes Would you like a

16:58

superpower? Give me one real

16:58

quick Oh comes with all types of

17:01

health risks and I got a

17:01

concussion then I gotta like we

17:05

don't know who's calm the full

17:05

scope of these superpowers don't

17:08

you watch superpower show

17:08

workers comp against the show

17:11

and that's a whole list of

17:11

paperwork. Well, I'll just tell

17:14

them I gave you the gift of

17:14

sleep. I don't think that's how

17:17

they spend the superpowers right

17:17

it's always a gift you got to

17:19

look at as a gift you've been

17:19

empowered with lack of

17:23

consciousness. I don't think I

17:23

was ready for I have removed

17:26

your consciousness as a gift to

17:26

you that your superpowers that

17:29

you do not have to be burdened

17:29

with being awake. Alright, well

17:33

let's talk about some of the bad

17:33

things the bad habits that is a

17:36

bad superpower that's a terrible

17:36

trauma to the head I think I

17:40

don't think there is a worse

17:40

superpower than sleep

17:45

well bad habits that they say

17:45

you should break because they

17:48

they give examples at least

17:48

don't feel stupid.

17:52

You can make your life you can

17:52

live longer if you break bad

17:56

habits like you got to be more

17:56

specific like what if you're bad

18:00

The only bad habit you have is

18:00

you bite your nails stop not

18:03

biting your nails is not going

18:03

to add any minutes to your life

18:05

yeah, I don't believe that no

18:05

filter your nails are biting

18:10

action and why are you judging

18:10

my nails you don't know what my

18:15

nails nail routine is my nails

18:15

are not filthy thank you very

18:18

much you know here insulting

18:18

people's cuticle left and right

18:22

okay I just go blanket in salt

18:22

the entire audience I excuse my

18:29

co host I do not think that your

18:29

fingers are disgusting a spit we

18:34

got Delta Southwest variant

18:34

repeat I hope that your fingers

18:38

are clean and washed just you cannot be so you are

18:41

Cavalier with your info are

18:45

aware that they had to like

18:45

announce to people to go wash

18:48

your hands right? Yeah and

18:48

they've been announcing it for a

18:50

year and a half so I'm pretty

18:50

sure at this point people's

18:53

fingers are not quite as

18:53

disgusting as you would think.

18:56

No I think they got fatigued

18:56

from it they went back to not

18:58

washing hands and on top of that

18:58

like regardless I don't think

19:02

that by not biting your nails is

19:02

adding minutes to your life

19:05

anything you do because what if

19:05

what if you don't bite your

19:08

nails and your nails grow

19:08

superduper long and you're

19:10

scratching yourself in the face

19:10

and patting yourself in ions so

19:13

you driving along he sent me out

19:13

your wife your your nails too

19:16

long right you poke yourself at

19:16

night at night and drove your

19:19

car off the road that's gonna

19:19

you know subtract some years off

19:22

your life you're quadriplegic

19:22

because you got a nail we learn

19:26

proper grooming is exactly so

19:26

bite your nails or a nail so

19:31

then the draw right like bad

19:31

habits save live which was what

19:35

I learned why thanks for that

19:35

lesson averting my answer

19:39

Yeah, you can do that too but if

19:39

you're you know in a pinch it is

19:42

vital so they're saying that habits to

19:45

break is things that we already

19:48

know smoking thing is number one

19:48

it's really bad if you smoke

19:51

that shortens your life. I know

19:51

a lot of people that don't even

19:54

care about that. Pretty sure

19:54

that this at the bottom of this

19:57

it's gonna say written by

19:57

Captain Obvious

20:00

sleep problems number two is

20:00

helpful, which I feel like that

20:04

just reverts to if making sleep

20:04

is your favorite superpower. Of

20:07

course bad habit of sleep had

20:07

just they got a phrase that

20:10

better Well, they're just

20:10

talking about making a schedule

20:12

for yourself. And that's that

20:12

sounds much more accurate. Like

20:16

if you told me to make a sleep

20:16

schedule, I'm like, Oh, yeah, I

20:18

could do that. If you tell me to

20:18

make Sleep my superpower I'm

20:21

going to get up and walk away

20:21

from the conversation.

20:24

Because if if superpowers are on

20:24

the table, then sleep is not

20:30

because I yeah, I'm going to

20:30

pick something other than

20:33

anything other than what is the

20:33

other what's the alternative?

20:35

It's sleep or I'll take over

20:35

please. Because that Yeah, okay.

20:41

That's not a superpower. That's

20:41

a drug. I mean, yeah, but it

20:44

gives you the sensation of

20:44

having superpowers so I've been

20:46

told I've never tried it. It's one hell of a drug.

20:50

Anyways, fatigue is another

20:52

thing people said. They said

20:52

that you need to battle or

20:55

somehow break. It's all just

20:55

about sleep. If you sleep, you

20:58

won't be fatigued. Yeah. Well, this was written by

21:02

medical sounds like they were

21:06

fatigued when they wrote it.

21:06

They wrote the same thing three

21:08

times. I think they get enough sleep

21:12

they have late writing these articles trying to give people

21:14

advice, take your own advice,

21:16

take a nap and proofread your

21:16

own articles. I mean, I guess

21:20

that kind of helps. Yeah, no,

21:20

definitely. You need to sleep

21:23

get rest and battle fatigue.

21:23

Those are the three things that

21:25

you can note that's one thing

21:25

you just said three different

21:29

aspects of one thing so far as

21:29

what I've heard all that they

21:32

they have advised that you

21:32

should get rest I'd say people

21:35

live their lives who cares? They want to live for a long

21:38

time care if they want to live

21:40

for people who want to live for

21:40

a short time care people that

21:43

don't care how long they live they don't care Well, I mean if you feel like

21:46

you don't care eat some hot dogs

21:48

if you feel like you care, skip

21:48

out dogs make sure you eat some

21:51

good omega three fish please let

21:51

that be correct because if not,

21:55

I'm going to hear about it and

21:55

in you know omega three fish

22:02

No, I just imagined I'm not a dietitian. I just try

22:06

to play one on the show. Man How

22:09

about you try to play a co host?

22:09

I do.

22:12

I'm doing that right i mean i

22:12

think I've mastered that that's

22:16

why it's why I'm trying to be a

22:16

nutritionist on the show okay

22:19

see that was your first mistake

22:19

the the assumption of mastery

22:23

and you stop learning and that

22:23

when you cease to you know be a

22:26

master in life lessons you got

22:26

always be learning to be looking

22:31

to get better you trying to take eight and

22:33

nine other jobs your doctor

22:37

dietitian and seeing that add

22:37

stress and they say stress is

22:39

like the number one killer that's one thing that I'm pushing Take me out I stress way

22:41

too much about everything we

22:44

have if you slept more you

22:44

wouldn't stress as much at all

22:46

sorry about sleep you don't sleep.

22:47

Right and I'm fine.

22:54

Whenever that's the runway this way cuz you sleepy trying

22:57

to extend your life I am going

23:01

to go Yeah, I'm going to eat

23:01

some nuts and vegetables. You

23:04

can go eat some nuts and

23:04

vegetables and fruits and

23:07

vegetables. That's usually how

23:07

people group Yeah, I've never

23:12

heard of nuts and vegetables.

23:12

I've heard nuts and berries and

23:15

fruits and vegetables, nuts,

23:15

berries, fruits and vegetables

23:18

but not not some vegetables or

23:18

well I guess fruits and berries

23:21

are the same thing. That's

23:21

redundant anyways

23:26

as you let explain what your

23:26

final thoughts

23:30

Yeah, that was just you know, my

23:30

thought is bacon is worth it and

23:34

hot dogs are not so you know if

23:34

you're gonna risk your life on

23:37

your diet risking eating bacon

23:37

dogs hot dogs unnecessary to

23:41

somebody better thing you can

23:41

eat good or bad for you turkey

23:44

bacon. See, that's the thing.

23:44

Once again, it's not bacon is

23:48

something that is it's called,

23:48

but it's a bacon alternative. So

23:52

it's a whole different category.

23:52

The point is, I mean, like, like

23:57

it's like comparing crab and

23:57

imitation crab it's by

24:00

definition not the same thing.

24:00

turkey bacon is imitation bacon.

24:04

That's my fault for interrupting

24:04

your landing procedure, but I'm

24:06

just saying um, they didn't

24:06

really go into detail about the

24:10

hotdogs that's like I said, I

24:10

did dude, male hot dog has all

24:13

types of crap. nacho cheese,

24:13

tons of mushrooms. I don't know.

24:16

It's just it's a lot. What about

24:16

Plano hot dogs? What about even

24:21

I mean, I'm just curious if

24:21

there really is a person out

24:23

there that thinks hot dogs are good for you. Like they're reading that article and like I

24:25

cannot believe that hot dogs are

24:28

taking time off. I really

24:28

thought that I was doing i'd

24:30

stopped eating the bun because I

24:30

thought you know too many carbs

24:33

in the bread. It was just raw

24:33

hot dogs. I thought I was doing

24:37

good because they read the

24:37

article and found out that now

24:40

they've only got 20 minutes to

24:40

live because they've been eating

24:42

hot dogs every day since they

24:42

were eight and then 37

24:46

and bedridden and confused. So

24:46

that's why you should eat your

24:50

nuts and vegetables. Is it? Is that what we're? Yeah, no.

24:56

And stay away from sandwiches

24:56

known as hot dogs, hot dogs a

24:58

sandwich or a nice breakfast sandwich. You can't have sandwiches for

25:00

breakfast. That was the sandwich

25:02

also. No, it's not as a hot dog.

25:02

It's a sandwich. It is a hot dog

25:06

is a sandwich. No, a turkey

25:06

sandwich is a BLT is a sandwich.

25:11

dog is a hot dog. Hot dog is a

25:11

sandwich. No, yes. Yes it is

25:16

now, yeah, it What is it? What

25:16

is the sandwich? Beef? I'm

25:19

sorry, listeners. And I told you

25:19

what a sandwich was a BLT right,

25:24

which is describe it. Bacon, lettuce, tomato, right.

25:27

in between. in between. That's

25:33

what's in between two pieces of

25:33

bread, right? Usually sometimes,

25:37

right? They gotta let us wrap its meat between two pieces of

25:39

bread. No, it's one piece of

25:42

bread. It's even though it's in the bread.

25:48

Like, okay, a pita pocket.

25:53

That's a sandwich, right? No,

25:53

it's a pocket.

25:59

I don't care if it's one piece

25:59

of bread. It can't be a

26:01

sandwich. a hotdog is one piece

26:01

of bread. It was a hollowed out

26:06

sandwich. A Cal's own is not a

26:06

sandwich.

26:10

It's a fancy Italian sandwich,

26:10

man. No, you know it is one

26:16

piece. This may have sparked

26:16

everyone's listening here. You

26:20

sandwich the great debate. But

26:20

where should they reach out to

26:23

you and tell you the answer that

26:23

you're wrong? That is that's

26:26

what the thing is. I don't have

26:26

a question. If you would like

26:29

confirmation that a hot dog is

26:29

not a sandwich you can go to

26:33

head above hypocrisy calm. And

26:33

I'll have a link to like, I

26:37

don't know Webster's dictionary

26:37

and what a sandwich is or even

26:40

put a picture up. But yeah, I

26:40

mean there's no question we

26:45

don't need to do a poll we just

26:45

need people to understand the

26:48

English language and ingredients

26:48

Wow. And yeah, please go ahead

26:52

of hypocrisy and I don't know

26:52

right somewhere hashtag hot dog

26:56

at head above apostasy on

26:56

Instagram and I can link you to

26:59

some hot dog images side by side

26:59

with sandwiches and just show me

27:03

proof that hot dogs or

27:03

sandwiches that way you said you

27:07

can finally send your definition

27:07

and explain to you why a hot dog

27:12

is not a sandwich and your

27:12

response was well let's ask the

27:14

people we recorded it weird he

27:14

didn't there was not a retort

27:18

toward his well I don't know so

27:18

let's ask somebody else's what

27:21

you don't know my answer is if

27:21

there's one piece of bread was

27:25

the meat stuffed in the middle

27:25

it is not a sandwich It is

27:28

something else if it's I think

27:28

if it's between two slices of

27:30

bread, right or hotdog is one

27:30

piece of bread or even like if

27:35

it's between biscuits so if

27:35

bread and meat is consumed it's

27:39

a sandwich so chicken and

27:39

waffles is a sandwich well if

27:42

it's in between if the me if you

27:42

put if you happen to drape the

27:45

waffle over the chicken you have

27:45

now made it a sandwich yes I

27:49

mean cuz what is waffles nothing

27:49

but breading its cake. But in

27:53

like a different battle. So then

27:53

the cake is the sandwich because

27:57

it's two pieces of bread with

27:57

frosting in the middle of the

27:59

frosting saying what No.

28:04

Two pieces of bread so

28:04

vegetarians can eat sandwiches.

28:08

Meat plus, this is a longer

28:08

podcast and it's supposed to be

28:11

it's two pieces of bread that

28:11

meat does not constitute a

28:14

sandwich. We'll finish it off.

28:14

That is racist. You can't You

28:17

can't force an AI. I am all

28:17

about meat. I hate to say I

28:24

disagree with vegans on a lot of

28:24

things. However, I do believe

28:27

they are allowed to have

28:27

sandwiches. You just said that

28:30

meat is the defining property

28:30

for a sandwich. Do it. Now I got

28:37

to defend the vegans because

28:37

that is absolutely false. You

28:40

can have bread, lettuce and soy

28:40

beans and have a sandwich is not

28:45

a good sandwich, but a sandwich

28:45

nonetheless.

28:52

You're welcome vegans.