Now things are really getting serious (and also kinda silly). Jason steps fully into his role as HR OVERLORD and gives Andrew and Martin a set of performance reviews that they will never forget. Following that, they discuss the market power of Amazon, then give their latest Media Corner picks and finally, things get a bit weird as a big pickle jar is opened.Hemispheric Performance Reviews 00:00:006 months, 21 days and 14 hours22 Episodes14 Brands Offended (at least)5 Stars in Apple Podcasts! ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️Australian Best Podcast List (https://www.greataustralianpods.com/2021/01/hemispheric-views/)Sticker Shop (http://hemisphericviews.com/stickers)T-Shirt Shop (https://hemisphericviews.com/#shirts)Leave a five-star review in Apple Podcasts! Please! (https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/hemispheric-views/id1528461547)Check out the details on the Sticker Giveaway (https://listen.hemisphericviews.com/articles/feb2021-sticker-giveaway)The sticker I used to flip (https://coffeepotgames.storenvy.com)Take a look at Andrew’s performance review (https://burk-io-blog.s3.wasabisys.com/hemispheric-views/Andrew%20Canion%20Performance%20Review%202021-03-10.png)Take a look at Martin’s performance review (https://burk-io-blog.s3.wasabisys.com/hemispheric-views/Martin%20Feld%20Performance%20Review%202021-03-10.png)You are reading the show notes right now! 🥳Want to read the rest of the show notes? Look here (https://listen.hemisphericviews.com)!Are you reading this?If you are, thank you!G’day, mate!The Feld Foot®SMART goals (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SMART_criteria)Escaping the Amazon 00:18:40Jason's blog post Escaping the Amazon (https://burk.io/2021/escaping-the-amazon)This Amazon (https://www.amazon.com), not that Amazon (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amazon_rainforest)...Peak Design (https://www.peakdesign.com)Amazon Basics Brand (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Amazon_brands#AmazonBasics)Peak’s video (https://www.theverge.com/2021/3/3/22311574/peak-design-video-amazon-copy-everyday-sling-bag)Amazon in Autralia (https://www.amazon.com.au/)Amazon launches in Australia (https://mashable.com/2017/12/04/amazon-australia-launch/)Coles Supermarket (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coles_Supermarkets)Rocket Boy (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elon_Musk)Bill Gates Philanthropy (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bill_Gates#Philanthropy)eBay advertising in Australia (https://tamebay.com/2018/05/shane-warne-fronts-ebay-australia-tv-ad-campaign.html)... on TV?!Media Corner 00:30:00Did you hear that awesome new Media Corner Theme Song?!Brought to you by the one and only Alex Canion (https://www.alexcanion.com) 🎸Mayonnaise Basses (https://mayones.com) (Or Mayones if you want to say it correctly)Progressive Rock (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Progressive_rock)Bass face (https://www.gigwise.com/photos/90622/)We were going to link to a definition of “Nude Nut”. Never mind. Please do not search this.Martin’s Pick 🎥For All Mankind (https://tv.apple.com/us/show/for-all-mankind/umc.cmc.6wsi780sz5tdbqcf11k76mkp7)Michael Dorman (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michael_Dorman)The Secret Life of Us (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Secret_Life_of_Us)Notice the not so subtle “I was too young to remember it, but Andrew might remember it”. 🤣Samuel Johnson (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Samuel_Johnson_(actor))No, that was Samuel Jackson (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Samuel_L._Jackson) in Pulp Fiction (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pulp_Fiction)Crackerjack (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crackerjack_%282002_film%29)Flipper (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flipper_%28cricket%29)Zadok the Priest (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zadok_the_Priest)Andrew’s Pick 📺Stan (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stan_(service))After the Night (https://www.stan.com.au/watch/after-the-night)It’s Eric Edgar Cooke (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eric_Edgar_Cooke), not Edgar Allan Poe (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Edgar_Allan_Poe).Yep, Perthonalities (https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Perthonality)!Perth is indeed Perthect (https://www.australia.com/content/australia/en/places/perth-and-surrounds/getting-around-perth/jcr:content/image.adapt.1200.HIGH.jpg).Jason’s PIck 🎵Graveyard Club (https://graveyardclub.bandcamp.com/album/goodnight-paradise)Goodnight ParadiseNew Wave (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_wave_music)Pickles? 00:43:50Martin Feld approved pickle brand (https://www.kuehne-international.com/gherkins)Andrew has been mucking about with his new headphones (https://canion.me/audio-technica-ath-m50x) this whole time.The best fried pickles are in Lexington, Virginia (https://g.page/MacadosLexington?share) apparently. 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