Oh, hey! Are you still here? Well, he died. Let's chat about that plus Elon Musk's X Premium+ Grok AI gone woke and whatever the Garfield Eats guy is up to these days. This is our victory lap. We all outlived him! Be happy for us, and be happy

An Ode...

Nov 30th, 2023 3m 30s

SATAN is👹⚔️ workin overtime 💪💪to make a new level of hell 🪚⚒🪚cause 🎉🎉💀HENRY PISSinger☠️ has FINALLY FUCKIN DIED🪦🪦🎉🎉!! u may know this proPIGandist🐽🐽 by his greatest hits: BOMBINGS 💣, GENOCIDES 👎😡😢, MILITARY💂 COUPS💥, and oth

Flora and Fauna Fanclub

Jun 19th, 2021 1h 29m

Hey, cool kids!After a uhhhh 90 day retreat into the danger zone, HKIP is back to deliver our wacky verbal crimes via the power of RSS (real silly shit). Join Sara, Val, and John in the Flora and Fauna Fanclub (also, we talk about things)!Top

Miami Heated Gamer Moment

Mar 13th, 2021 1h 15m

We're baaack! Sara, John and Val shake off the rust to discuss our new President, Joe Biding His Time, aka Joe Bidet-n, and whatever the hell a Parliamentarian is. Other topics include New York politician scandals, land defenders, Mr.s Foot and

Nintendonald 64

Feb 8th, 2021 2h 14m

Well, it actually happened. President Wario has been forced to retire, both from the presidency and from posting. In honor of our least favorite game show host/pile of rancid old yogurt in a suit, we've compiled a list of 64 of his most iconic,

A Bullet Journal For Your Anime

Dec 31st, 2020 1h 28m

We did it! We successfully posted our way through 2020. Thank you for sticking through it with us. On this episode, Sara, Alex Leafcrunch, and John talk about holding the defense budget hostage for $2,000 ransom, Pretendians, Daddy Doug Ford, #

Weed Sports Resort

Nov 13th, 2020 1h 12m

Well, the election happened I guess! Matt, Sara and Val talk about that for a bit before John heard us talking about Indigenous issues without him and joined us for an update on the Mi'kmaq lobster fisheries. Also Canada's stupidest culture war

Dimply Put

Oct 18th, 2020 52m 19s

"Oops! (Almost) All Lightbringers!" This week, Val and alex talk about politics and news, for a little while. Topics include the American vice presidential debates, and the funny American president having the virus. Then, for the majority of th

Do Not Go Gentle Into That Good McDonald's

Sep 22nd, 2020 1h 2m

Bit of a bummer one this week, folks! Val and Sara are here to talk a lot about RBG's tragic death at the hooves (and horns) of a rampaging bull and the politicking that has followed the opening up of her seat on the supreme court. We also take

Shrek's Dick Candle [POTENTIAL DISINFORMATION]

Sep 6th, 2020 1h 11m

Matt and Sara discuss the very truthful subjects of windmilling a pissballoon off your dick to own cops, salon entrapment, Pig Poop Balls, the Biden campaign shrinking into a corncob, and Joe Kennedy III making car crash history, which his fam

Bonus

Dig Doug Your Own Grave Fordnite

Aug 22nd, 2020 1h 20m

In a special bonus episode, Sara and alex are joined by friend of the show John for a deep dive into the conflict between Haudenosaunee land defenders and Ontario land developers at Six Nations of the Grand River Reserve, as well as the centuri

A Period of Extreme Problem

Aug 17th, 2020 1h 26m

Hello fellow Democrats! Welcome back to HKIPGTD where we're definitely excited for the DNC!! Caroline gives an update on the big beautiful boat rallies of Portland, Sara talks the mail which no one is talking about at all, why is no one talking

Bernie Bros. 2: Markey Marks (Funky Bunch)

Jul 31st, 2020 44m 51s

Many will tell you Roy is finally back on HKIPGTD! She and Sara are here to discuss the overwhelming everything of it all. Topics include passing the joink over Zoom, giving Joe Kennedy III the ol’ spinorama, the funniest way to have your First

UCP On Margaret Thatcher's Grave

Jul 14th, 2020 1h 7m

What the fuck is up, gamers! Today, Val Matt and alex discuss the supreme court, reopening schools, the Liberal Party of Canada, and other extremely fun, relatable topics! No Brasilian presidents were harmed in the filming of this podcast. Due

Instead of Beef Patties There Was Two Ninja Stars

Jun 26th, 2020 1h 17m

We're back! After about a month away, Matt and Sara reconvene to talk a little bit about the protests (they're good), the cops (they're bastards), and the McChicken-style projectiles that the police have been assaulted by (they're tasty!). We a

Funny Guy Family Moments

May 24th, 2020 1h 5m

What if Batman had cilantro instead of a superiority complex? alex and Val talk about a lot of other issues before we get to this question, like Joe Biden and Garfield Eats, but those are less important.Hosts: alex leafcrunch and Val flightcub

Hashtag Silvercorp, Again

May 10th, 2020 1h 16m

Matt, Val, and Sara continue to have a very normal and regular one this episode. They discuss J*cob W*hl, the Supreme Court, the virus, and #regimechange #tactics #crossfit. There’s also a healthy dose of tangents, and some Marge Simpson voice

Our First Milky President

Apr 29th, 2020 1h 56m

Avengers who? Say hello to the most ambitious crossover event in history as Ciarán from Corner Spaeti comes on to give us all the info we need about last week’s Labour leaks, and we commiserate over the universal experience of moderates sabotag

The Bad Yogi Bear Impression That I Get

Apr 13th, 2020 1h 1m

Val and Sara discuss healthcare, electoral politics, the virus, and the effects of each on the others. Plus ska, Yogi Bear, what a son debate might sound like, and Sara’s presidential bid as America’s first ever business-lady President.Nickname

The Entire Country Would Become The Damn Joker

Mar 31st, 2020 1h 15m

Folks, we may be stuck at Pokémon HOME for the foreseeable future but you can’t deny that soon we’ll be Pokémon Laughing All The Way To The Polls! Join Sara, Val, Matt and the triumphantly returning Caroline for a definitely not pre-recorded li

Bonus

Cats (2019)

Mar 29th, 2020 1h 41m

In this very special episode, Henry Kissinger is Pokemon Going to The Movies! Our discord streamed Cats (2019), and we just had to record an episode about it. Sam, Sara, Matt, and Val have a lot to discuss, and a lot to learn about cats- are th

Making the Money Sad

Mar 15th, 2020 58m 11s

Social distancing can’t stop us from podcasting, baby! Sara and Matt are here this week to learn about what good polls are like, relish the death of the original Bitcoin, and talk about some comforting anime in this trying time!Hosted by Sara a

DNC, The Ball's In Your Court, And It's Time To Play H.O.R.S.E.

Mar 9th, 2020 1h 15m

Can we get some Fs in the chat for the bevy of presidential hopefuls who suspended their campaigns last week? Can we ask ourselves which other adjectives can be used to describe a Tuesday? Can we abolish a country that’s really just three minin

Our Date With Sonic

Feb 25th, 2020 46m 43s

In this week’s snackable episode, Sara and Val discuss: Mike Bloombefg, Bernard Sanders, the ongoing Wet’suwet’en protests, twitter, and why Sonic the hedgehog has a micropenis. They kick off the episode with that last one, actually.Hosted by V

TreeWrap% Tesla Speed Run

Feb 10th, 2020 1h 10m

Hey folks! It turns out you didn’t subscribe to the full version of HENRY KISSINGER IS POKEMON GOING TO DIE so we have remotely deleted your phone’s contents, courtesy of Tesla!Main topics this week include the Iowa Caucus and subsequent debate