I'm back baby! I'm also hyperfixated and mentally ill! Currently I'm in the midst of a huge lord of the rings/ the hobbit hyperfixation, so I took the time to ramble about a few of my favorite characters, especially the loves of my life Boromir

Tales From The Pit: Part Nine: Dallas's Would Be Gay Awakening

Aug 6th, 2022 23m 4s

Apologies for the audio quality, something was up with my mic, but today I talked about my wonderful trip to New York to see Moulin Rouge and Beetlejuice, and the absoltuley incredible time I had there, featuring Deer over the phone. Find me on

My Emotional Support Dysfunctional Family

Jul 26th, 2022 21m 19s

The umbrella academy is (to no ones surpirse) my latest hyperfixation, so heres my general thoughts about the characters and season in general, featuring a random disruption at the end. Find my of tik tok and twitter @hqrtdpodcast and on insta

Tales From The Pit: Part Eight: The Entertainment Mug Saga

Jul 10th, 2022 19m 52s

Movie nights can be rough for some reason, we did some weird shit. Hope yall are having a good summer. Insta: @hqrtdpodcastofficail twitter and tik tok: @hqrtdpodcast

Tales From the Pit: Part Seven: Someone is Milking My Cow? Oh no?

Jun 12th, 2022 28m 57s

Mama Mia that was a mess! I was in my schools production of Mama Mia and now i'm talking about it. It was a mess, but it was awesome. Follow me on insta @hqrtdpodcastoffical and on tik tok and twitter @hqrtdpodcast

APUSH review, but dumb

Apr 30th, 2022 38m 50s

I condensed everthing from the AP US History course into one episode, complete with rankings of wars, general compentary and Jackson slander; good luck on the test everyone!

Tales From The Pit: Part Six: Ice Into Soup

Apr 3rd, 2022 36m 27s

Today I talked about that wierd trip i took with my cousins two years ago, and i find kinda really funny; also that time me and C the euphonium player in my band talked about starting an organ harvesting industry. Find me on insta @hqrtpodcas

AYO ONE YEAR

Mar 12th, 2022 26m 57s

We made it to one year, so I talked about how I decided to start doing this! I was joined part way though my editing because the notorious F stopped by to give me a one year present, so now I own gay jenga! Shoutout to them for being the best s

WEst Side Story 2021 My Beloved

Jan 29th, 2022 19m 6s

I watched the new west side story movie, and i'm still thinking about it. FInd me on twitter and tik tok @hqrtdpodcast and on insta @hqrtdpodcastoffical

Dally Yells From The Rooftops: Part Two: T--- Regional Hell School

Dec 29th, 2021 22m 8s

In my comeback episode I ranted about how shitty my school is, and how their program to eliminate bullying is full of shit. Find me on twitter and tiktok @hqrtdpodcast and insa @hqrtdpodcastofficial

Bonus

Bonus Theater: APUSH Project

Nov 11th, 2021 6m 4s

Here, take my shitty apush project

The Hell-Fire That Was Lockdown

Oct 30th, 2021 25m 19s

Today (or last week when I recorded this), I talked about my experience during lock down and a few of the big things that went down, including writing way too much fanfic and stealing a traffic cone! Find me elsewhere @hqrtdpodcastofficail on i

Tales From The Pit: Part Five: We Out Here, Wandering Through The Woods

Oct 10th, 2021 19m 42s

Last night I did a haunted tour of the woods, saw a vampire dressed in drag, and almost had an aneurysm. :) Enjoy the tale!

TO INDEED BE A GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *punts soccer ball into the sun*

Sep 25th, 2021 18m 8s

Hey hey hey! In todays episode I talked about my latest hyper fixation, Dead Poets Society. There will be spoliers, so watch out. Check me out on insta @hqrtdpodcastofficail and on twitter and tik tok @hqrtdpodcast

Tales From The Pit: Part Four: C is can we binge all these movies after spending the last six hours at a party?

Sep 12th, 2021 28m 32s

Way too many mints were consumed during the editing of this episode. Today I talked about Big C's brithday party and the chaos that followed. CHeck me out on insta @hqrtdpodcastofficial and twitter and tik tok @hqrtdpodcast

Today's Topic is InTENTs (get it?)

Aug 25th, 2021 23m 51s

I go camping a lot and these are just a few of the stories that stick out to me. Check me out @hqrtdpodcastofficail on instagram and @hqrtdpodcast on twitter and tiktok

Enter Key? Never Heard Of Her

Aug 9th, 2021 31m 27s

Today I talked about my path through writing, and the concepts I'm currently working on, not to mention that on the first things I ever wrote I had no idea what an enter key was. Check me out of twitter @hqrtdpodcast and on insta @hqrtdpodcas

Tales From The Pit: Part Three: That Time I Created The Biggest Thing In Our Middle School (Spill)

Jul 29th, 2021 33m 39s

Today I talked about many things, including Patrick Swayze (again) for some reason. I tell the story of how I created my middle school's biggest phenomenon, and how it crumbled after covid. Check me out of Insta @hqrtdpodcastofficial and twitt

The Insiders (or Dally yells about other Dally for 20 minutes)

Jul 12th, 2021 22m 57s

Hello Kings Queens and Queers! Today i talked about the book/movie from which my name partially comes (Dallas Winston My beloved). Check me out on twitter @HQRTDPodcast and On Insta @HQTRDPodcastOfficail if you want to know what it is about D

Tales From The Pit: Part Two: FORKS

Jun 27th, 2021 20m 51s

That time I did a senior prank even though I'm not a senior! Today I talked about one of the most pathetic senior pranks in my school's history, and how we did it. Happy pride to everyone!

Sad Lesbians

Jun 5th, 2021 21m 35s

I rambled about Les Misérables, and how gay it was for a whole twenty minutes. That's it that's the episode. Happy Pride month! You're all valid and I love you!

Dally Yells From The Rooftops: Part One: Patronizing Debate

May 16th, 2021 17m 26s

Hello Kings Queens and Queers! I had a debate to day and it made me mad. So I ranted about it for 17 minutes straight. Find me on Instagram @HQRTDPodcastofficial and Twitter @HQRTDPodcast. {I just realized I did the intro out of order today "he

Tales From The Pit: Part One: In My Defense It Was Funny As Hell

May 14th, 2021 16m 11s

Today I talk about the time that I was the only one who realized we had left a kid in the school, as well as my fight with a wasp today. Find me on insta @hqrtdpodcastofficial and on twitter with the same thing!