It's time to examine the scientific new study that claims all humans are just a bunch of dumb animals. Ready? Really? You were ready? That's not a real study, but if it were, you'd believe it, right? Of course. So, let's just focus on the "dumb animal" aspect of our existence and embrace it already. It's also time to embrace mock trial for teens, eliminating TikTok brain, Googling into gullibility, HBO Real Sports, meaningless mars missions, meaningless debates, and meaningless meaning (wait, what?). You'll see. Just jump into it already...no regrets, just breathe.

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