0:00

And five four three two, what up

0:02

y'all? I'm give us a she Tour

0:21

three it was our first I believe three

0:23

day weekend Yeah,

0:25

three days three travel first We

0:28

did that when we did Sacramento Damn

0:36

food to Sacramento three days

0:38

on the other side of the country if we want

0:40

to be clear. Yes and

0:44

Sacramento and Tacoma was in our same time zone. So

0:47

it didn't feel the same we got a second

0:49

our beds that third night That's why I said Bama

0:52

Atlanta and Raleigh six-hour

0:54

flight six-hour flight is almost as

0:56

long as you can go in the United States I'd

0:58

Boston in Raleigh in New York

1:01

is the is the longest 555

1:04

residents. It's about as far as you can

1:06

go. I came home went to

1:08

sleep watched X-Men 97

1:11

you talk about a television program Oh

1:16

Heat I was I was

1:18

chilling and Tony had made this video

1:20

about how good it was and Cyclops has

1:23

got his respect back because the movies they was

1:25

like Cyclops shut the hell up man It's Wolverine

1:27

show now, but I remember the cartoon he used

1:29

to be telling you will reen's be going at it But

1:31

Cyclops was always holding his own His

1:34

eyes burn but he had hands this

1:36

version the 97 or Cyclops

1:38

is he back to being who he's supposed to be Wolverine

1:41

it was like a first two episodes. He was like a

1:43

secondary character almost He was saying like

1:46

a baby cat Wolverine. Yeah The

1:49

movies where it's obviously y'all want to

1:51

get him the stuff say 97 you

1:53

mean something came out in I know so it's

1:55

a reboot but it's animated

1:57

like the 96 the 90s cartoon

1:59

cartoon, but it's new. Oh, yeah, I

2:02

was confused. Well, I thought it was at first.

2:04

I thought it was just a cartoon. They put

2:06

on all my, I seen those episodes because that

2:08

was my cartoon of choice as a child, like

2:10

my favorite cartoon. But

2:13

then I realized these are new episodes

2:15

just animated like, uh, like

2:17

nineties animation. So if you have not

2:19

seen it, uh, it's, it's a good

2:21

time. Okay. If you went up last night too, and

2:24

I went up last night, how was it? He

2:26

likes to burn, likes to burn him. No,

2:28

so I do. I don't, I don't, I'm gonna

2:30

tell you what it is. Tony Baker asked me

2:33

to do a show. I'd say yes. What I'm

2:35

thinking. I said, Oh, it's Monday. I'll be in

2:37

town for sure. Did not

2:39

check my calendar and see that we

2:41

were coming back from Raleigh. And

2:45

I gave my word. So it took all

2:48

the energy I had. I told him,

2:50

let me go up second. I

2:52

did my jokes and I went to my

2:54

personal home and I never

2:56

do that. I Tony show. I always say to the end. That's

2:59

the first time I ever left early, but I

3:01

am gas. And then this morning I woke up

3:03

at five. Oh, I couldn't sleep. I woke

3:05

up. I took me a long time to go

3:07

to sleep last night. And I woke up at

3:09

five. I got to hold

3:12

my new best friend. Oh, that's

3:14

sweet baby.

3:18

Hey, I went straight from the airport to

3:20

Brescia's house with my luggage. Oh

3:22

dang. I was like, give me that baby.

3:25

Dang. That baby on my chest. Dang.

3:28

She's your name. Maybe Kevin. You

3:30

know what? She said they, the text message

3:33

came through late. I've been having a

3:35

problem and she'd already put

3:37

it on the birth certificate. I've been having that problem. My

3:39

phone has been stuck cause near my house. The service is

3:41

bad next time. Yeah.

3:43

But me and my little baby,

3:45

God, baby brave. We just bonded.

3:47

Brave brave. They went with

3:50

brave. Yes. Yeah. They chose five letters,

3:52

just not my five letters. Yeah. And

3:54

they had the V too. So they could have

3:56

switched up around. It was just came through too

3:58

late. That's the problem. the devil

4:00

and Steve Jobs, he ain't been around. Them tech guys

4:02

just went up to the satellite, got jumbled up, they

4:05

could be in outer space right now. They said, name the baby Kevin,

4:07

it's over where Mars by now. Light years

4:09

away. Church announced real

4:11

quick, Cam on

4:13

Station Friends, live stream comedy show,

4:16

please purchase your tickets. Yes,

4:21

we are working very hard to bring stand-up comedy

4:23

to you. It

4:26

is very expensive to pay for the camera.

4:28

It's just, we need y'all help. Amen.

4:33

I will say the Patreon, I have it set

4:35

up by links, the links of the Patreon, the

4:37

links of the email list, and the links in

4:39

the Instagram. Far and

4:42

away, the stage crew is the

4:44

reason this show is even going on. If

4:47

it wasn't for Patreon, it would not be happening. That's just

4:49

the truth. If you're not in Patreon, this is not a

4:51

shot at you. This is just the numbers talking.

4:54

These are just the numbers. So this show

4:56

is this Friday. Got a barrage of emails, where's my

4:58

link? Where's my link? Last

5:01

Friday, it said March 29th, pretty

5:03

consistently on the branding. But

5:06

appreciate y'all. Who

5:08

you did buy, you get your paid, you

5:10

get paid Friday. You get paid

5:13

Friday, go on and get that. Go

5:16

on and get that. I've

5:18

been going hard on the promo, but

5:20

Josh, you may just save us yet.

5:22

We'll talk afterwards, because that's going now.

5:25

This is probably, the next one was probably going to be

5:27

the last one. Come on out for the makeup. Listen, you're

5:29

going to be, and that's going to be my birthday show.

5:32

If it didn't work, it was going to be back to

5:34

LA, but I mean, Josh, you pulled me aside. He said,

5:36

Kev, I might have a plan. So Patreon, I'll talk to

5:38

y'all about this. Josh is very smart. Josh FaceTime me.

5:40

Do I have a church announcement? No, hi,

5:42

I'm here. Josh FaceTime me yesterday

5:45

in my face, when

5:47

his FaceTime came through was. It

5:49

was frozen for like 10 seconds. Because

5:55

I was like, what has happened? What is

5:57

going on? But it was because my mom

5:59

had. had a DVD player that she

6:01

took with her to London. I

6:03

saw that video, and then my Instagram was like,

6:05

and a stack of DVDs. She

6:08

took all the DVDs with her. She took seasons

6:10

1 through 12 of Murder She Wrote with her

6:14

to London. Oh, my daughter's there. I love you so

6:16

much. To London. She's been a personal mini DVD player.

6:18

I said, why would you do that? It's going to

6:20

take up your whole carry-on. And then Angel showed me

6:22

the bag, and that thing was like. Yeah,

6:25

yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. She's

6:28

so excited. That is outstandingly

6:31

hilarious. Yes, it is. I said,

6:33

I was like, she said, look, baby, it came in.

6:36

And I was like. She ordered this new? Yes.

6:39

I thought she already had this. Oh, Kevin. This

6:42

is brand new. I took the plastic off of

6:44

the screen. Ask Angel how she planned on listening

6:47

to the device, Ken. Well, yeah, I said, she

6:50

was like, well, Vicki told

6:52

me to take these Bluetooth earphones. I said, that's not

6:54

going to plug up. That's not going to work for

6:56

this. She

6:58

had Air Max with a Walkman. I

7:02

said, you're going to need an ox to this. I

7:04

said, so you leave those, and you buy those, and

7:06

buy the ox ones in the airport. She was

7:08

like, oh, man. Yeah.

7:10

Hilarious. I said Air Max. I mean AirPaw Max. Oh, when

7:13

did she leave again? She's like in 30 minutes. Yes. Yes,

7:16

I told her about. I said, Mama, the

7:18

murder she wrote, I'm sure, is on one

7:21

of these streaming platforms. And

7:23

I said, we might. Because she said it wasn't

7:25

on Prime. Therefore,

7:27

it doesn't exist. It wasn't on

7:29

Prime. It doesn't exist, then. Because for Prime,

7:31

she knows she can buy it, and

7:33

she has it. She's like,

7:35

it's not on Prime. It's on Go Media, baby. And

7:38

it was already too late. When

7:40

we looked, and I was like, oh, it's on Paramount.

7:42

And it's on Apple, I think. She

7:44

was already three days past the

7:46

return for her to

7:49

be in the prime of the DVD. So she got all that playing and

7:52

stuff. Nice eyes screen. Yeah.

7:55

She was so excited. Press the Open button and put it in there.

8:00

And it played, it played. It

8:02

works. I

8:05

got a Vision Pro. Oh,

8:08

you're finally talking about it? No, I actually haven't used

8:10

this since the first day. I'll be

8:12

honest, as a tech nerd, it was

8:14

still a lot for me. I

8:17

heard it was- The mouse is the one with

8:19

the thing on the- The mouse is your eyeballs,

8:21

right? Yes. Oh, that's so- Ew. It

8:24

feel, I had to put it in the drawer. I felt

8:26

like this is too much. Cause it

8:28

look, you look, and you don't even have- First of

8:30

all, I felt, oh, cause I'm looking with my head.

8:33

And you don't have to do that. And you

8:35

just look, and it tracks your, obviously it tracks, not

8:37

obviously, but it tracks your eye movement

8:39

to select, and then to click, you do this

8:42

with your hand. So I'm looking

8:44

and I'm like, I

8:46

feel like Tony

8:49

Stark, I feel like Tom Cruise in

8:52

Minority Report. Eventually they

8:54

just gonna go ahead and put that inside your eyes. Just

8:57

gonna be like- That's the Mark of the Beast, man. That's

8:59

that Mark of that Beast? Yeah, yeah. I'll

9:02

never forget, and then we're gonna start the episode.

9:04

My bishop in Tacoma, Washington was

9:07

convinced that the self checkout

9:09

line was the beginning of the

9:11

Mark of the Beast. Yeah, I don't think he was

9:13

the only person who stopped that. He was like, I

9:16

am never, you can't, y'all

9:18

scanning your own groceries. And I remember

9:20

people trying to tell him, it's the

9:22

same technology that the checker had. No.

9:26

And what he said was, he wasn't wrong about this. He

9:28

said, eventually they gonna take the groceries away, and next thing

9:31

you know, you gonna be paying with your hand. And

9:33

what they got down at that Whole Foods, was that Amazon.

9:35

Oh, they do have that. And I said- Pay with your

9:37

power. I said not the God I serve. That's why

9:39

I'm gonna do that digital ID stuff that y'all

9:41

doing with Delta. Get out of

9:44

my face. They already got us. No, they already

9:46

got us. That's what I just said. We boarded-

9:48

Get out of my face! We my ID! When

9:50

we boarded the flight to go to overseas to

9:52

Germany, last year, they didn't even check our boarding

9:54

pass when we got on the plane. Go

9:57

ahead. It's all biometric. And

9:59

you just- It was just like

10:01

heat signature heat signature. Am I new

10:03

I won't do digital the digital ID, but

10:05

I do do What's

10:07

that thing that we do clear? There you

10:09

go. It's the same. I said you already got me No,

10:13

you don't that's what the tik-tok ban is

10:15

so funny to me because our government is

10:17

like we Cannot allow

10:19

tik-tok to build your data national

10:21

security that data stealing is for

10:23

Facebook They pay

10:25

us to fill your data Facebook Instagram

10:28

Twitter They can steal

10:30

we can't let tik-tok influence the

10:32

elections again. That is for Facebook

10:35

We got to have the Russian people come

10:37

in and use the data Everybody

10:39

can't be filling the data man. It can't be up

10:41

for grabs They're like

10:44

that's a Chinese guy the guys like I

10:46

am from Singapore. He's like what part of

10:48

China is that? That's what I said you

10:50

admit it, huh? We

10:53

got people basically your mom's age Trying

10:56

to tell us what to do with tik-tok and they I

10:58

know they went home is like whoo Dorothy got murder she

11:00

wrote on Angela

11:05

lands very cold as this is gonna happen.

11:07

What's up? Just a funny show to watch the

11:09

DVD old

11:11

bin Did she

11:13

love it now? She

11:16

loves it. It's great. I used to watch with

11:18

my great-grandma, you know kids our age we watched

11:20

everything our grandma That was watching heat of the

11:22

night heat of the night Harry

11:28

Mason Oh Colombo

11:40

oh All of our

11:42

shows young and arrested. This is a

11:45

whole generation of kids our age who watch them stories

11:47

every day Like when we're addicted and did it again?

11:49

Absolutely done did it again? You

11:51

want to start it? Why

11:54

not? So yesterday I

11:58

Thought did he I

12:00

hadn't thought about that before being honest. Did you

12:02

turn the camera on? Or you have? I had not. Okay.

12:06

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13:41

so anyway, yesterday

13:45

after I woke up, watched

13:47

X-Men 97, then I watched

13:49

a frequent documentary as

13:51

I was getting rid of my show, Tony Baker and

13:53

Friends. By the way, just a quick aside, Tony Baker

13:55

is a GD, brilliant genius. Say it

13:58

with your chest again. He

14:00

just does. He did 20 minutes of standup comedy

14:02

fresh off the top of his head in

14:05

a way that I couldn't, I

14:07

can't, I can't believe it. I'd

14:09

be watching that and be like, I can't believe I know you. You

14:11

are that funny to me. So anyway, Diddy's

14:15

houses got raided in Miami and

14:17

Los Angeles simultaneously by

14:19

the department of Homeland security.

14:21

Yes. Now I, I didn't

14:23

know why. Oh, I

14:25

knew since I saw it was department

14:28

of Homeland security, right? I said,

14:30

Oh, that's sex trafficking. I thought, okay. That's what

14:32

I thought as well. But I,

14:34

cause I did the people who said the feds,

14:36

but then the jackets and the, like when they

14:38

zoomed in, it was Homeland security. So

14:41

the department of Homeland security. And then

14:43

from what I read, this is speculation at this

14:45

point from the lawyer girl, not our, not a

14:47

lawyer girl, the Megan kind of, she

14:49

was saying that it looks like the

14:51

case, the docs haven't been released yet. When they come out,

14:54

you'd be on, I'm not a lawyer, but it's a Patreon

14:57

Southern district of New York. Looks

15:00

like they might be the prosecuting, um, office.

15:04

And if you watch the show billions, that's

15:07

Paul Giamatti's office. That's

15:09

the big feds. That's the case

15:11

where they'd be on you for minimum

15:13

six months, often years.

15:16

When they knock on your door, it's

15:18

not for discovery. It's

15:21

because their case is just about wrapped up. All they

15:23

need to do is go ahead and get their hands

15:25

on you. Um, if

15:27

you watch shows like the Sopranos and stuff, they,

15:30

they not, they not, that's the police. We've

15:33

got a warrant. Now can we come

15:35

in? We need to, we need to look around.

15:38

We want to ascertain the

15:40

fence is like, do, do your, do

15:42

your best. Record,

15:47

record, record. Yeah. Snap, snap,

15:49

snap. Video, video, video,

15:52

informing, informing, inform it. Witnesses,

15:54

witnesses, witnesses. All

15:56

right. Probably not going to

15:58

get out of this. just go it's

16:00

usually a formality now people do get

16:03

off but it is they said it's

16:05

very rare it's like a 95 their

16:07

conviction especially that office if it's that

16:09

Southern District of New York that

16:11

office is like the best of

16:14

the best the highest of

16:16

the high lawyers

16:19

prosecuting attorneys they

16:22

often go on to big political careers and

16:25

they love the high-profile cases oh yeah

16:28

and this is gonna be good if

16:30

they take down a whale as they

16:32

go listen and on Twitter

16:35

as often is the case when

16:37

everybody's talking about one thing everyday

16:41

people are the funniest

16:43

people oh of course yesterday was a field day of

16:48

unseriousness black folks we

16:51

do a lot of things well being

16:53

serious ain't one of them it's not

16:55

our forte no it doesn't I remember

16:57

vividly and I tell the story off

17:00

it and I'm getting old I'm gonna

17:02

keep repeating my stories tell it one

17:04

more time when the

17:06

United States killed that general in Iran

17:09

we were out of we were in Amsterdam I

17:11

believe I don't think I've heard we were we

17:13

were stuck in somewhere overseas

17:15

when this happened and I was legitimately concerned we're

17:18

like oh we're in a foreign airport at the

17:20

time the next war I'm like

17:22

World War three is and we're

17:24

not home and we're not home when

17:27

I tell you I was like okay now

17:29

what's gonna happen and I went on Twitter and

17:32

then black folks there's a black girl

17:34

said me trying to distract I really

17:36

military I

17:39

said okay so we go down if

17:41

we go if they said an asteroids heading for

17:43

earth in five hours till

17:54

till impact happens what

17:56

I'm gonna do I'm gonna cry gonna be

17:58

dead anyway everything what I I would do the

18:01

nearest Chick-fil-A. Give me

18:03

all the mangoes. I never. Give

18:06

me the egg flip up. The

18:08

fire drill of office when Kevin

18:10

kicked in the snack machine. Yeah.

18:15

I was telling Green Day to ourselves, man. Y'all

18:17

mad I'll be if I got hit by a

18:19

bus and I ate healthy that day. Oh, no.

18:22

If I ate some celery and I avoided wings.

18:24

Oh, no. It would only be if I've gotten

18:26

shaped fully, not just a day. If I've

18:28

fully gotten shaped and then died and nobody

18:30

got to see this shit, me

18:33

and God gonna have a talk. I'll

18:36

be like, Andy walks with me. Come on. Talk

18:38

to me right now because this don't

18:41

make no sense. Of course,

18:43

people don't take nothing seriously. And

18:45

it was not going to, it can't stop,

18:47

won't stop with Diddy. Listen,

18:50

Diddy, he, listen,

18:53

it's kind of crazy. Them

18:55

folks who did that stuff, they

18:58

got away with it for a long time. But

19:00

it don't look like they got away with it.

19:02

No. They just, and listen,

19:04

I will say this. How

19:10

do I say this? Let

19:13

me say this. Mel did, I'm

19:15

not a lawyer, but when Diddy had cases maybe

19:17

a couple of months ago, one of

19:19

the last lawsuits. So as TikTok

19:21

does, when this new thing happened, Mel hasn't

19:23

done a new video because she

19:25

doesn't have a doc. She doesn't go out on

19:28

speculation. She reads the docs and then she represents

19:30

it to people who don't feel like reading it.

19:32

Genius business proposition because I'm not going to

19:34

read lawyer thing. That don't sound like

19:36

fun to me. Listening to it in four minute form.

19:39

Oh yeah. Great time. Put it in a layman term. Love

19:41

it. Love it. 10 minutes with your little gray. I'll

19:43

take it. So

19:45

as TikTok does, because they don't store that data

19:48

for the Chinese government, they

19:50

represent her old Diddy

19:52

video goes right back into the algorithm as

19:54

if it's new today. So it's

19:56

like she hit us in the family group chat.

19:58

I was like, this video went. up like a

20:00

million views in the last four hours. I haven't done

20:02

anything. Right. The

20:05

second comment I've seen was we got to

20:07

stop tearing these black men down. Let me,

20:09

let me say this. Can you

20:11

single me out Josh? No, you're saying this. I already

20:13

love that. This was on

20:15

her TikTok. Okay. If, if

20:18

the black man in question

20:21

is guilty, we're going to say allegedly right

20:23

now innocent, approved, approved, but

20:26

if that man terrorized people

20:28

for decades and then

20:30

now his crimes have caught

20:32

up to him and he's

20:35

facing consequences, it's not

20:37

tearing the black man down. The black man

20:39

already did the tearing down black man or

20:41

not man period. Wait,

20:43

this is how men

20:45

get away with crimes

20:47

because we have this, you cannot

20:50

have a blanket immunity

20:53

for men, black

20:56

men, that if they do just

20:58

because they're black, what is that? What are you

21:00

saying when we can't turn black men down when

21:04

no less than four or five serious

21:06

lawsuits in the last year

21:09

have come out, some of which have been settled. What

21:13

about the people that he victimized?

21:16

They don't care. Did

21:19

they shimmy in a main video? It doesn't matter.

21:22

It's so frustrating to me that,

21:24

and it, listen, in this case, it was

21:27

in this case, it was a black woman who said this and

21:29

often is the case. I'd be like, his

21:32

victims look like you. They're like, well, she should have

21:34

said it back in the day and then she shouldn't have been around

21:36

him because she didn't have to be around him. Let

21:38

me tell you what, angel, she just wants some money.

21:42

I don't know if it's my age because you're exactly right.

21:44

I don't know if it's my age. I

21:46

don't know if it's my, the amount

21:49

of time I've been on the internet, like professionally,

21:52

but my patience

21:57

is thinner and

21:59

thinner. I find myself, you know, an Apple to

22:01

close out the app, you do the heavy thing and the

22:03

swipe up. I find myself doing that

22:05

and I go to my Woody, my

22:08

game, and

22:10

I play my little shake. Woody

22:12

puzzle. I got to say both

22:15

things. I go to my Woody

22:17

puzzle because I be so infuriated. This,

22:19

this, um, this

22:22

in Baltimore, this terrible, terrible

22:24

incident, accident happened. This, this

22:27

container ship. I mean,

22:29

the humongous container ship

22:32

crashed into this bridge. Francis Scott

22:35

Key bridge, praying for

22:37

all those involved, hoping for the safety of there's

22:39

like construction workers. There are some people who were

22:41

driving along the bridge and

22:43

I obviously I went on Twitter

22:45

to, you know, make sure we have topics and stuff

22:47

this morning and somebody was like,

22:51

how does a bridge fall? Just

22:54

because he got hit by a container ship. Oh

22:56

my God. What about the infrastructure of the bridge?

22:58

And I said, you

23:03

made you have you like, it

23:07

wasn't a two man sailboat. Josh, have

23:10

you seen what one shipping container looks

23:12

like? We, we

23:14

as a, as a society have not figured

23:16

out a more efficient way to ship large

23:18

goods than these. That tells you how heavy

23:21

this is that as big

23:23

as capitalism is, we're like, planes

23:26

is too heavy. This thing is

23:28

carrying likely thousands of

23:30

car, like cars. It

23:33

hit a bridge. The

23:36

support structure of the bridge

23:38

dead on and people

23:40

are already like, so that,

23:43

so that bridge fell before we even

23:45

know if people are safe, this

23:48

thing hadn't been 24 hours yet. 12

23:51

because I said, let me get out of here and

23:54

let me go to my Woody puzzle. Allow

23:56

people the joy of their stupidity.

23:59

I'm not. Joining you. I'm

24:04

not joining you on your little

24:06

playground. Avidya, say it

24:08

one more time so I can remember and commit it to memory.

24:10

Allow people the joy of their stupidity.

24:15

You stay right on over there in your

24:17

place. I'm going to be in reality with

24:19

sane intelligent folks. I'm not going

24:21

to let you razzle dazzle my day with

24:23

your dumbness. I love that because somebody said

24:25

in defense, they said that's

24:27

probably like 300 pounds of

24:30

kinetic energy. Somebody was like, you think

24:32

MIGA is no geometry? I said, oh my

24:34

God. You read it. Okay. Yes,

24:37

exactly. Exactly. Have fun. Have

24:39

fun. Have fun. You

24:42

still say over there eating your mother. I'm

24:44

going to be here. They're talking about

24:46

the geometrical shape of the boat, Kevin.

24:49

Okay. Y'all got

24:51

I mean, y'all got it, bro. Because

24:54

I can't waste my energy. Let me get

24:56

my booty puzzle. Let me get

24:58

my one puzzle and my one. When

25:01

I get frustrated, let me get this anime and

25:03

go pretend. I'm a Japanese 14 year old boy

25:05

who has special powers. That anime boys is always

25:07

14 to 16. Bestowals.

25:10

Luffy, he ain't never gonna have he ain't never

25:12

gonna bother me. That boy gonna fight eat

25:15

his food and be dumb. Because me

25:17

trying to convince you that makes me dumb with

25:19

you. What now? Why would I

25:21

sit up here? If you someone said

25:23

kinetic energy and you said, yeah, Geometry,

25:25

you know what? No, I'm surprised. They

25:27

didn't say I got that bitch pregnant last

25:29

summer. And

25:32

she trying to put me on child support. Do

25:34

this. So fuck kinetic in her

25:36

mom. Yeah.

25:40

I gotta go y'all. It's like what

25:43

I remember when I one

25:45

of the things I miss about the barbershop. You

25:47

would hear some stuff in there. I'd be

25:49

like boy, y'all folks say anything believe anything

25:51

and it will be like, you

25:54

know, that's the barbershop. The Internet ain't

25:57

nothing but the barbershop of the world.

26:00

Hear them. Inside a barbershop, you can have

26:02

a person who was a professor. Who.

26:04

Actually knows what he's talking about.

26:06

Could have a phd in the

26:08

subject matter. And you have

26:11

somebody who stop go to school and

26:13

there were eleven. But. Has seen

26:15

youtube video, have a youtube video and they.

26:17

And then they know all. The thing And they

26:19

would argue with the creator. I'm

26:21

I'm member, I'm. On The

26:23

Law and Emmys More. Methodical

26:26

assess assess. Assess

26:30

best. Rb. Somebody

26:33

out there is a lady who is this

26:35

is by the vaccine and I don't want

26:38

to get into it but it was funny

26:40

and I'm see was on the team who

26:42

create vaccine. Bad. One for color

26:44

Kobe dismounted issues talked to was explaining

26:47

as we were trying to his provides

26:49

look at her profile said it hurt

26:51

either. What do you may do with

26:53

best person? have access to supervise Look

26:56

at my bow out This is literally

26:58

who have a pretty myself as I

27:00

got Zoc for. Is

27:03

a map. I also isn't my

27:05

biology. Your

27:08

field I had known awareness is

27:10

about it's a yacht are so

27:12

tired. This is the slaphappy episode

27:14

as a little Higher doesn't even

27:16

have my god I've our armed

27:18

standing right now. We. It

27:21

hurts. Yes, it

27:23

hurts. So

27:26

the. What? We love ya so much we

27:28

was it took about four. Here's the

27:30

big days worth of be like we

27:32

did me to do these back to

27:34

back assistant we didn't need soon as

27:36

by said we could have done the

27:38

right away with the cigar Go we're

27:40

going to came out every Saturday say

27:42

say. Is

27:45

that why it's such a bad deal for me

27:47

and Air George? Ah, so he says. you know

27:49

what, We didn't had to do it this way.

27:51

that we didn't believe it as last the you

27:53

know have a voice as i like a man

27:55

slaphappy the the were because when you say it's

27:57

is wearing thin and i was about the on

28:00

you and I said no you idiot he's talking

28:02

I was about to be like like she

28:08

still shot that one out though I said

28:10

it quiet though I was about to

28:12

stop you in your tracks fully and be like oh

28:15

my god but not like my waistline listen

28:17

I won't do it again and we're gonna figure

28:19

out a way to make these things happen back

28:22

to Diddy real quick we have

28:24

I mean we completely got off track on

28:26

yeah yeah we're back though here's the thing

28:28

that I think people are saying and once

28:31

Bill Cosby turned out to be

28:33

not click comfortable thought he was

28:36

um I realized in that moment

28:38

actually before that Tiger Woods was

28:40

probably the first celebrity that um

28:44

his actions didn't line up with what I what

28:46

he was presented to me as really I

28:48

mean like who is it for you maybe

28:51

OJ oh yeah

28:54

you know what I OJ I never

28:56

really I knew who OJ was but I didn't

28:59

really have OJ kind of existed

29:01

before not to bring age into this

29:03

but I was too

29:05

young for to know OJ as the star

29:08

I know OJ as the naked gun guy

29:10

more than the football player because his football

29:12

days proceeded me watching football but he was

29:14

the nice guy in the naked gun movies

29:17

yeah so yeah I'll give you OJ but

29:20

I was a I was a kid kid when OJ

29:22

was on trial but I still I remember watching that

29:24

it was I was with my aunt that summer watching

29:26

it like it was a soap opera it was crazy

29:28

I remember the I think it was the NBA Finals

29:30

if I'm not mistaken they they

29:33

put the finals in the corner

29:35

I remember the white Bronco

29:37

which I love that card now messed

29:40

up uh but the white

29:42

Bronco um that

29:44

was the big thing right but um

29:46

you're right OJ is a good one uh

29:49

Tiger Woods was another one but Bill Cosby

29:51

was like I looked up to Bill Cosby

29:54

a lot of us from this generation did

29:56

so I'll be honest and say it

29:59

was very hard for me

30:01

to believe he

30:03

was guilty of the crimes he

30:06

was accused of. Then

30:08

in that deposition the one that was supposed to be

30:10

thrown out the reason he went to jail then they

30:12

leave him out. He basically not basically

30:14

he admitted to the stuff he was like

30:16

I the quaint ludes. Yeah I put it

30:19

in there. I put it in there. I

30:21

said it. Listen to a podcast about it.

30:23

So this wasn't even accusatory. It wasn't

30:25

a surprise. Yeah. And then

30:28

I realized in our generation

30:30

outside of social media stars

30:33

had their image was carefully

30:35

crafted. 100%. Magazines their public

30:38

publicists were more important. Their

30:40

personal lives were very protected

30:43

and we only got the

30:45

the pieces they really really

30:47

thought would enhance the career their

30:49

career. Like oh if you're marrying a

30:51

starlet we gotta show that

30:53

romance because then it only you know increases

30:55

your cache but we're not going to talk

30:57

about your side babies. We're not going to

30:59

talk about your mistresses or anything like that

31:01

because then it taints your image in

31:05

to the world. 1000% so

31:07

now what did he was the

31:09

good point somebody just said I didn't

31:12

even think of Diddy the way I didn't

31:14

hold Diddy in high regard like

31:17

Bill Cosby. Like Bill Cosby

31:19

was America's dad like that

31:21

that huxable family I wanted

31:23

to be in there when Rudy came down the steps

31:25

I wanted to be next. I was a twin Ruby.

31:28

I know. That was

31:30

I was like if they could just

31:32

find Ruby somehow somewhere. Oh there's the

31:35

twin we lost. Ravenstomol was basically my age.

31:37

That's the basis of twin where have

31:39

you been. Yes right here.

31:41

Money long. Couldn't get out of daddy's office

31:43

downstairs. Right so that

31:46

was a hard. I

31:53

was going to say a hard pill to swallow. I'm

32:00

not the now is that it? I

32:02

was really disappointed. Cell phone healthy as

32:05

at. The. Know what is he is Islam be my

32:07

analogy This is on be my insight. I

32:10

understand that not everybody. Has the blacks

32:12

first experience. but there's an overwhelming

32:14

amount of African Americans that have

32:17

had some sort of black church

32:19

experience. And at there

32:21

is this. Thing.

32:23

And how we. View Ministers especially passes,

32:25

which are our celebrity communal

32:28

celebrities, yes, well aware there

32:30

isn't not delivered at there.

32:33

It. Would take hi offense to anyone.

32:35

Trying to tarnish. Their

32:38

faultless. You.

32:40

Know you know or of their faultless. By

32:43

personality acts you know a parts

32:45

could say no. I thought pastors

32:47

doing such as that in people

32:49

get mad at. The it's

32:51

user. Long. Before they get mad

32:53

at the past the because what it is a. Plasma

32:56

and I normally to do my preferred Navarre

32:58

best. We stick with this. Well, Pad.

33:01

Search or Communal Celebrities A pastor's.

33:05

The secular. Version of that are

33:07

are black celebrities. And we

33:09

can have hold that same type of. Person.

33:12

Not personally perception. Yeah, we're

33:14

still trying to break and especially. When you

33:16

think of a most pastors and black

33:19

churches are man it's mainly these black

33:21

male celebrities. Them. And.

33:23

I'm saying we in. A very general as way up the

33:25

moment some. Of us obviously do not have

33:27

issue. We're like he's wrong. He's gone within.

33:30

But. I think that same mentality has

33:32

a chokehold on s that we have

33:34

a hard time holding. These.

33:37

Sets These Two sets. It works that

33:39

are similar accountable. For their

33:41

actions as is. holding them

33:43

accountable for their actions is

33:45

something that says something about

33:48

the overwhelming A or the

33:50

general population of black man.

33:52

No, I'm saying this. Black.

33:55

Man. This man. this human being I

33:57

don't actually care about is gender or his right.

34:01

use his power, his

34:03

influence, and his money to take

34:05

advantage of the people who had admired

34:08

them or trust

34:10

entrusted them. Let me

34:13

ask you a question. First of all,

34:15

outstanding point. I think that's very good

34:18

insight. Do you think that

34:20

because of black men's history of

34:23

being falsely accused by white people

34:25

in America and then basically convicted

34:28

of those crimes by

34:30

white people and then like either

34:32

imprisoned or murder or lynch, do

34:34

you think that could

34:38

have came from that? Because we were often, all

34:40

it took was a white person to say something

34:42

and then you know I'm saying like you think

34:44

that played into it? I think some, I

34:46

think what Bill Cosby in with OJ that

34:49

had a lot to do it because the accusers

34:51

were why he take people. And

34:54

so for us it was even,

34:56

even after we found out that even when

34:58

some of us was like he did it

35:01

but we were still just like oh well he got

35:03

off in you know yeah this is we'll

35:06

take this a wrong

35:08

conviction as a repayment for

35:10

all the black men that were justly imprisoned,

35:13

murdered, whatever due to a

35:17

white woman using her voice as a weapon. Now

35:20

when it comes to black men being

35:23

accused by black women I think

35:25

this has more to do with devaluing

35:28

black women period

35:31

more than trying to set the

35:33

system back in balance with black

35:36

men keep getting unjustly or

35:38

falsely accused by white people and so now

35:40

we want to believe black men. I think it's more

35:42

so we don't value black

35:45

women we don't value their voice so

35:47

if a black male celebrity has

35:49

been accused of anything well she she could

35:51

have left she didn't have to be there

35:54

she I think that's more so the issue

35:56

soon that's when I believe it took

35:58

me a while to like get get on board with what was

36:01

going on with Bill Cosby. But

36:03

soon as I think it was Beverly, it's

36:07

the woman who makes wigs, but it was a black woman

36:09

who was like, he did that to me. I said, oh,

36:11

was this nigga did it? For

36:13

me, I was like, I said,

36:15

listen, she ain't got nothing gain, actually she's got a

36:17

whole lot to lose because the black community is gonna

36:19

be like, you talking about Bill? Yeah.

36:21

You talking about our father? Listen,

36:24

for real, and I think, Thank

36:26

y'all. Beverly Johnson. I

36:28

will be, listen, we

36:30

talk for a living, so we be saying a lot

36:32

of stuff. And sometimes we put our foot in our

36:34

mouth, sometimes we just gotta be honest. As

36:37

much as I talk about R. Kelly, I was one

36:39

of those people who saw

36:41

that stuff, what he was accused of,

36:44

saw the tapes, and

36:46

proceeded to continue to indulge for

36:49

a long time. It

36:51

really wasn't until the survivor,

36:53

and I've never been a huge fan, but

36:56

I didn't listen early. And

36:59

this is, I believe, these tapes,

37:01

remember that interview with Tare? Tare

37:04

was like, do

37:06

you be with 10-H women? I'm paraphrasing. He was like,

37:08

and when you say 10-H, how old you talking? And

37:11

Tare was like, he

37:13

couldn't even speak? Like, I

37:16

saw that. If

37:18

I were being the person I am today, I

37:22

should have stopped well before

37:24

I stopped, right? But

37:26

I didn't stop until probably surviving R. Kelly.

37:28

When I looked at the- Oh, and who

37:30

took you that long? I'm

37:33

trash. I was trash. I'll be trash. I

37:36

mean, no one's a- I wasn't never a huge fan,

37:39

but I didn't have the conviction to

37:41

stop. You know what I'm saying? I was just like-

37:44

I wouldn't let the DJ play his music at our wedding.

37:47

And he accidentally did, and I was like, turn

37:50

it off. On you, Angel. Cause you

37:52

got married what, O- Seven? Seven?

37:56

Mm-hmm. Yeah, I was like, do

37:58

not play. Yeah. His

38:00

music and then when people you

38:02

know, we always have this conversation about separating the art from

38:04

the artist when I when they

38:07

went in that documentary and connected

38:09

his songwriting

38:12

To the subject of

38:15

the song like writing aging number for an up

38:17

AJ. Nothing but a number for Aaliyah when she

38:19

was underage That

38:21

I cannot disconnect for

38:24

me People do what you

38:26

own got to do You know, you

38:28

got your own salvation. I can't think of the scripture. I Believe

38:32

it disco But for

38:34

me, I was like I can't separate the song I

38:36

mean, I can't separate the art from the arts because

38:38

every time I hear his music I

38:40

think about what it is You know,

38:42

the only song of his that like it was hard

38:44

to let go was step

38:46

in the name of love We

38:51

was listening to I believe I can fly

38:53

in our church. Oh, well, that was my

38:55

pastors There

38:58

was a dude that used to come to our church

39:00

who had who's saying that song really good anytime he

39:02

visited So

39:09

I think what we this I'm gonna speak for myself

39:12

When our heroes fall, I think

39:14

there's disappointment because of

39:17

what they did for our community We don't

39:19

have a lot of

39:21

power in America. So when

39:23

we have powerful people, we feel like we have to uphold

39:25

them but often

39:29

Powerful people use that

39:31

power for wrong Yes A

39:33

lot of times they use that power that was

39:35

collected for goodwill and they use it as a

39:37

shield To protect them from wrongdoing

39:41

And I think you often have to check

39:43

yourself, right? You have to even

39:45

as I get more influence in My

39:48

industry and I'm not even like heavily

39:50

influential, but often I often greatly Under

39:54

estimate my influence. I have

39:56

to go out of my way to make

39:58

sure my powers not be used

40:01

negatively because for example

40:03

sometimes people

40:06

right say you want to work

40:08

with me and you think

40:10

me and Josh don't get along they'll

40:12

be like I work don't work with Josh because you don't work with

40:15

Josh you can't work with Kev I'd be

40:17

like don't don't do that that'll have nothing to

40:19

do with me and often I

40:21

get eviscerated because people think I

40:23

have power I don't have like

40:25

with that whole HBO thing it was like stop

40:28

lying to the people right now

40:30

okay we're not

40:32

gonna keep doing this you

40:35

know what you did you went in there

40:38

when a black show for black women

40:40

with an all-black woman writing crew

40:42

and you said shut up women

40:46

watch this sketch that

40:49

this person did and write it down word-for-word

40:51

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42:23

a quick detour this Anthony

42:25

Mackie thing been going viral on TikTok I know you

42:27

didn't see and I didn't put it in the docket

42:29

okay I was like I want you to listen to

42:31

this video okay I want to just a little

42:33

bit of levity in the conversation before we go on a freakin' it

42:36

listen to this story about Anthony Mackie so

42:38

I just met Anthony Mackie and

42:41

let me just say rudest

42:44

human being alive so I live

42:46

in New Orleans I'm here for spring break apparently

42:48

Anthony Mackie lives here too I pulled

42:51

up to a gas station here Anthony Mackie

42:54

comes in this huge fucking truck

42:56

all blacked out all fucking sleek

42:59

windows down so it's like

43:01

also if you don't want people to come up

43:03

to you and fucking say how much they appreciate

43:05

your work why the fuck are all

43:07

your windows down and your blasting

43:09

music smoking a fucking cigar

43:12

so I parked my car getting ready to

43:14

pump my gas I see Anthony Mackie across

43:16

the fucking lot I gently

43:18

walk up to him being

43:20

like oh my god I'm so

43:23

sorry to bother because I know

43:25

celebrities are on time I know celebrities

43:27

got shit to do I understand that

43:29

so I walk up being very very

43:31

very respectful very very very open-minded being

43:33

like hey I'm so sorry

43:35

to bother you tell me why

43:37

Anthony Mackie did this no

43:43

ha ha to

43:47

my face no

43:49

and then just went back to what he was

43:51

doing having me standing there standing there

43:53

in front of Anthony Mackie being like oh

43:56

should I should I leave like should I

43:59

should I go And I tell you, all

44:01

I wanted to do was walk up

44:04

to that man, first of all thank you for

44:06

his time for even looking at me, and then

44:08

saying how much I appreciate his work, and that

44:10

was it. That was it! I

44:13

just wanted to be like, hey, Timmy Mackey, it's

44:15

so nice to meet you, like I'm so, like,

44:18

your work is actually phenomenal, I'm so glad I'm not

44:20

to meet you, like have an amazing day. That was

44:23

it! That was it!

44:26

That was all I wanted! But

44:29

these fucking celebrities make

44:32

it seem like we're fucking roaches and

44:34

rats. Bitch, I'm pumping like, the fucking...

44:37

I'm not the same gas station as

44:39

you, bitch! Baby, we

44:41

on the same level playing field. I'm

44:44

pumping the same gas you pumping right now. Like,

44:48

you can't even look at me, even

44:50

if he was like, oh, like, I'm

44:52

a little low right now, but

44:54

it's so nice to meet you. That would

44:56

have been amazing! But

44:58

I get a hand to the face and

45:00

get fucking screwed, dude! Look, it's stupid! Anthony

45:04

Mackey, the rudest celebrity.

45:09

The rudest celebrity. You

45:12

make celebrities look bad. You

45:14

do. You make them look

45:16

bad. Bad. I

45:20

never wanted to be Anthony Mackey bored by life. That

45:23

is what Kevin would love. I

45:25

want my reputation to be that. Somebody in

45:28

the picture on set, now he's got a

45:30

hotbox and a cigar to do a porn

45:32

fan. I wanted to know, did she hear

45:34

herself? You just explained why he

45:36

has the window. First of all, he

45:39

can do whatever he wants. But

45:41

in theory, most people who smoke

45:45

often have the windows down. They're not

45:47

hotboxing themselves. Listen, I accept.

45:49

People are often surprised because I say I

45:51

hate meet and greets, that when they meet

45:53

me now in the airport, often in the

45:55

airport or outside the venue, they're like, oh,

45:57

I thought you'd be mean. I

46:00

done told you if you catch me in the

46:02

wild, I am pleasant because I know once

46:04

I leave my personal home, especially for my

46:06

way to a show, people

46:09

going to notice me. I love it. I

46:11

don't like concentrated meet and

46:13

greets before I got to work or after

46:16

I got to work. Everything towards gray, but

46:18

it is taxing. We

46:20

on that mean angel on that stage for

46:22

a hot hour and a half minimum. Now

46:25

the one thing about standing up 45 you alone,

46:27

but it's 45. Yeah, we

46:29

are singing. We are literally

46:32

singing and dancing and doing

46:34

comedy and doing it improv

46:36

and going in the audience.

46:38

Like the

46:40

trade off of having to work material and

46:43

that, you know, lift is

46:46

you don't have to do that, but in exchange, Yeah,

46:48

we're doing, we're, it's more physically taxing than mentally

46:50

taxing. So we took off the mental taxing of

46:53

standup and having to write, but

46:55

we added physically, you're going to

46:57

fill this. And we're going to get in at 12

46:59

PM that same day. And we don't

47:01

have me. I honestly, no joke.

47:04

I don't even know how I would have the

47:06

energy because I, I be, we'd

47:08

be in that dressing room. Being

47:12

angel, this rally

47:14

show y'all me

47:17

and angel, sometimes I

47:19

don't know how it's like

47:21

when we walk to our side to the stage,

47:24

God is like, all right, I'm gonna give you, I might

47:26

give you a, a little booster booth. I

47:28

don't do cocaine, but

47:31

I understand. You understand. I understand how

47:34

just a little, little bump of do

47:36

you cause we in Raleigh, we was

47:38

going in the elevator and

47:41

I, and I love this. I can't imagine doing this if

47:43

I didn't like it. I love

47:45

it. But flying

47:47

from this coast to that coast

47:50

overnight, you, you, the plane, sleep

47:52

sucks. Sleeping in the middle of

47:54

the day sucks. Traveling is,

47:57

you just be tired. So

48:00

by the end of that rally show up my

48:02

boys was down here at the end of the

48:05

rally show angel not only

48:07

this Birmingham we

48:09

was out late because there was only like a

48:13

Bar that served hot dogs

48:15

and grilled cheese and tater tots. I would

48:17

first of all grow up You're

48:23

asking too much of Birmingham The

48:25

person who told us about the thing it was all that they got

48:27

some hot dogs and burgers and I'm assuming That's

48:30

just two of many things. No We

48:32

get down there. We look at the menu There

48:36

thought cheeseburger hot dog, Kev

48:39

you're skipping past all the variations.

48:41

They had cheesy tots They had

48:43

chili cheese talk. Yes loaded tights

48:45

I say y'all got any version

48:48

of a hot dog that's not These

48:50

like y'all got a vegan one in the way

48:52

just came out She said they ate all of

48:54

my personal stash because usually that's what we would

48:56

use. Why am I eating your personal foods?

48:59

Bringing her own dogs. I try to tell my

49:01

manager to keep let me bring my personal stash

49:03

So I told I do it and then I

49:05

said she probably shouldn't tell no customers that she's

49:07

bringing her hot dogs from home And

49:10

they selling those yeah, I feel like you got

49:12

to go through the USDA. They've got to be

49:14

a control measure I feel like she brought a

49:16

pack of eight and then she like I got

49:18

three left Let me just bring that down to

49:20

the job. Yeah, you taking personal hot dogs personal

49:22

damn hot dog So anyway, I forgot

49:24

what the place was called to call Collins

49:27

bar the Collins You better know what was

49:29

really interesting about the college bar that I

49:31

that I really liked they make they they

49:33

have a The drink menu a drink trust

49:36

the bartender trust the bartender So you order

49:38

a gin and coke or what you tell

49:40

them the ideas you say hey angels say

49:42

say angel likes tequila and

49:45

sweet drinks Be like hey, I want a

49:47

tequila Sweet thing and maybe some

49:49

bubbles and they'll craft a thing based on your

49:52

taste that was now if you want it again

49:54

It's not good. See now the second time you'd

49:56

be the same, but I had a good time

49:58

with that did not necessarily want to

50:00

have a hot dog at my big age.

50:03

Yeah. They said, no, not Collins bar. Well

50:06

we were, we were looking

50:08

for Joey. Okay. I was like,

50:11

is there Joey restaurant? So funny. Cause

50:14

we was walking cause the Ubers was 30

50:16

minutes away. We walk in and there was like

50:18

no cars on the road. So I put it on, uh,

50:21

Instagram and Twitter. And they were like, you get

50:23

your black behind in that hotel. And I was

50:25

like, why ain't nobody on the streets? I was

50:27

like, and you know why? Cause Birmingham

50:29

is on the first 48 all the time. I

50:31

said Birmingham on the first 48. It didn't seem,

50:33

I don't know. It just seemed quiet to me.

50:35

He was really quiet, but not murder. I felt

50:37

like the, if we were murdered, it was going to be

50:40

by a zombie that woke up cause it hurt

50:42

us in the trash dumpster or something. It felt

50:44

like the first episode of the walking dead when

50:46

we were looking around and there was nobody I

50:48

thought the rapture happened, but Asia was there. So

50:50

I knew he had called him. But

50:52

anyway, um, then we drove

50:54

to Atlanta family time. Oh my

50:57

God. Kids come, cousins comes, angels, sisters

50:59

come. Yeah. Daisy and Jackie saved work

51:01

came. Jackie came. Yeah. So we, we

51:03

hanging out tough into the wee hours

51:05

of the morning and we flew to

51:07

Raleigh. Get there, check him in hotel.

51:09

I told you hotel, Josh got to

51:11

go to work. I got to go

51:13

set up that DJ equipment. DJ equipment.

51:15

Then we got to watch Freak Nick

51:17

for the podcast. Yeah. Whose

51:19

idea was this? Now this is when

51:21

the tour was your idea. Definitely my,

51:23

definitely my idea. I'm not even going, I'm not even

51:26

going to pretend like BHAM sun downtown.

51:29

Oh, it is Jesus Christ. I don't

51:34

know. That's what I'm saying. I see it, but

51:37

anyway, so let's talk about this Freak Nick documentary. I

51:39

did watch it now. Thank you. Watch

51:42

it here. You know,

51:44

cause we never, we still, there's nothing

51:47

for Diddy. We, we said two words

51:49

and kept getting it. Okay. I don't know what

51:51

else to say. I was just going to say,

51:53

I feel bad for his kids. That's a way

51:55

better. Oh, that's the one thing I forgot. His

51:57

kids got arrested and he was gone. I

52:00

feel bad for that man's

52:02

children. I

52:06

don't wish, I hate

52:08

when the sins of your father fall

52:10

upon you and I feel

52:12

bad for his kids. I just wanna put that out

52:14

there. I wanna

52:17

say, I feel like Justin, I think

52:19

I saw Justin on video with handcuffs at the

52:21

LA home. It was Justin in... Quincy

52:25

Prince. I'll be sure, baby. No,

52:28

no, no, no, no. King? Is

52:30

his name King? I said Prince. Is it King?

52:32

His stage name is King. Prince. Prince?

52:35

Christian. Christian? Christian.

52:38

Yeah. Oh, Christian got arrested?

52:40

Christian, Justin. No, no, no, they were just

52:42

detained. Like, I don't think they got arrested. I

52:44

think they just... What's in between detained and arrested?

52:46

Well, they arrested as you go inside the jail.

52:48

They locked them up until they were done and

52:50

then... Oh, you just being held. Yeah, you're being

52:52

held until they finish doing what they're doing so

52:54

that there's nothing that can be severed with you.

52:56

Got it. You're not under arrest. Or they

52:58

said it's D. They're saying detailed, but

53:00

I don't... I think it's detained. They ain't detained.

53:04

Got it. Oh,

53:06

Christian is the one that looks like him. Okay. Yeah,

53:10

I felt like... Wasn't

53:12

one of them named in the... In

53:15

one of the... Oh, it wasn't the Cassie. I

53:18

think it was the lawsuit. Yeah, in one of the later

53:20

ones, I do believe they mentioned. Yeah,

53:23

I feel bad. I do feel

53:25

bad for them, since they're the father. I

53:29

was like, dang, that's just like... I

53:34

just, especially, because he also has

53:36

daughters. He has daughters, younger daughters

53:38

too, right? They're middle school age,

53:40

maybe? I think they're now... Oh,

53:43

I think he does have one that is young enough to be

53:45

in middle school. Yeah. Oh, he has

53:47

actually a baby baby. But I mean, the twins are... It's

53:49

a twin and then there's another girl that's right close

53:51

to their age. Oh, I didn't know that. Yeah,

53:54

they're always three around each other. And then he

53:56

has a baby. Yeah. Oh,

53:59

they're juniors. Okay. Okay. Yeah. They're, I

54:01

was about to say, I thought they turned 16 cause

54:03

I thought he got them a car. I'm I

54:05

don't keep up with the children of celebrities that

54:08

much. I keep up with my own

54:10

children. No reason why I even

54:12

know anything about children of celebrities. Cause

54:14

I've realized how they

54:16

would have ate me alive with the way they dress

54:18

and how

54:22

I dress like a pastor most

54:24

or the Sunday school teacher. These girls

54:26

dressed like video Vixens. Who was

54:28

his, his daughters? No celebrity

54:31

kids like I general. There's

54:33

no, there's no competing. I have

54:35

on a skirt that

54:37

is church length appropriate in a shirt. This

54:42

is a perfect transition into Freaknik.

54:44

I literally had Doily Kevin

54:46

at when I was at Freaknik, think

54:50

of a lace trim. It was peach. I

54:54

glued it in a heart

54:57

and then it crisscross and went down and I thought, I'll

55:01

wear this in public. You

55:04

didn't know no better. Oh yeah. And

55:08

the curls were tight. So the

55:10

Freaknik documentary, I'm out real quick. Where

55:12

are we at? We got like five more minutes. Let's

55:16

cut this off that we could talk about. We'll

55:18

be talking about the Freaknik documentary and the,

55:20

um, in the bonus. So if you want to

55:22

be able to see it, you got to join the

55:25

stage crew, Patreon at

55:28

patreon.com/Kevin on stage.

55:31

We got one more studio studios.

55:34

We got, excuse me, Kevin on stage

55:36

studios. We got one more weekend of the

55:38

here's the thing tour. DC is sold out.

55:40

We got Philly in Detroit. So if you

55:42

want this, you better come get it because

55:45

we're not promising you'd be doing this in 2025. We

55:48

probably are not. Yeah. We're not, we're not

55:50

going to do it. So you better get it

55:52

now because this is a once not wanting to

55:54

the lifetime, but it is the best thing you will see in 2024 period.

55:56

Yeah. And this, uh, Josh

56:00

would probably put the freakin' park out as

56:02

the bonus clip, but, but, uh, we

56:05

have to shoot two before we shoot the ball in the

56:07

beautiful. So y'all just, I don't want you.

56:09

Thursday's not available, gang you. That's what you said. I

56:11

got it. Kevin likes to burn the wick. Both

56:14

big. Because I'm on tour, man. No, no,

56:17

no. You could have did a meeting today. Love

56:19

y'all. We'll pick this

56:21

up. I'm gonna just go to the bathroom

56:24

real quick, y'all, and we'll do the real

56:26

intro. All right. You can't back. Here's another

56:28

thing afire. Here's another thing've fire. Here's another

56:30

thing's gonna fire after. Did you know him?

56:34

That's the thing of fire. That's

56:36

not wrong, baby.

56:38

Here's another thing

56:41

ofuts g your That's

56:43

another thing of vit a thing of,

56:46

g that's another thing of fire. It's

56:48

another thing of fire. I'm

56:51

a boy, Kevin, and

56:54

I killed.