In today's rundown, FoxNews dumps Bill O'Reilly, Turkey dumps its constitution, North Korea takes a dump on world peace, and Sean Spicer runs his dumpster. This episode sponsored by Nakedwines. Get $100 voucher when you go to http://www.hibbs

The Shallot News Rundown – 3.30.17

Mar 30th, 2017 5m 53s

In today's rundown, the government files for insanity, the UK files for divorce, CNN does not find anything new about Jesus, and the world finds Bob Dylan. This episode sponsored by Nakedwines. Get a $100 voucher when you go to www.hibbster.c

Today’s Rant: Democracy

Jun 29th, 2016 8m 45s

I realize that I live in a country that likes to spread its seed of democracy in the shell of a guided missile delivered by a F-16, so I know I’m treading on thin ice with this rant. But let’s be honest; democracy is overrated. Now I’m not sugg

Today’s Rant: Selfie Sticks

Jun 23rd, 2016 7m 10s

The selfie stick, also known as the plastic staff of narcissism ensures that your social media audience sees your giant mellon eclipsing something really important and photo worthy.

Today’s Rant: Marathons

Jun 13th, 2016 7m 55s

The first man to run the marathon was actually killed by it, which supports my belief that running is bad for your health. If it killed a Greek soldier, well then, who am I, with my mediocre physique, to tempt fate?

Today’s Rant: Tupperware

May 13th, 2016 4m 32s

Presidential candidates are talking about building walls and giving kids free college, but the thing that nobody has mentioned is standardized tupperware sizes. Yep, this is where I’m at as a voter This is my first world, middle class problem

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