Welcome to episode three of Love Hina, finally! Pip and Geoff begin a two episode examination of the newly-arrived fetishistic fixation: The stoic, samurai girl Matoko. Our hosts place their getas firmly onto the warrior's path and hone their souls against: The lost "Hatsune Miku Scene" from American Psycho, tornado blowjobs, the persistent spectre of Shinobu, and anime boys in female-only spaces.  Pour one out for the pair from Di Gi Charat: For our now-former self-insert characters are, as of episode three, thoroughly cancelled.