The ladies are back from Christmas break discussing breaking news as usual, then move on to this week's homework: "The Laws and Customs Among The Eldar," and its relationship to medieval legal codes. Its a text about what happens to elves after they die, how to dissolve an indissoluble elven union meant to last into eternity, the fact that JRRT got randy in the springtime, and how Feanor is actually a normcore mullet guy.

This week's Shadowfact is...Vinyamar! Beware of old armor, swans, and Ulmo god of all waters, may his wisdom and mercy guide us forever