0:00

First time we've gotten an audio complaint, though,

0:02

pretty good. Right? Almost two years.

0:04

It's definitely not the first time. There's a it's

0:06

absolutely not the first. Alright. Here comes

0:08

the theme song.

0:14

Lisa, Who is

0:16

that? Lisa, hang

0:19

on. Give it to me. Who is that? Lisa,

0:22

let me play my game. Oh, is that?

0:24

I know this. Yes.

0:27

Yes. Yes. No. It's Isn't

0:30

it? Oh, it's doctor evil, isn't it? That's

0:32

not that's incorrect. Lisa, let me

0:34

play my game. Lisa, who

0:36

is this? Lisa, let me play

0:38

my game. Before you answer Lisa,

0:40

Before you answer Lisa, there's a little rule on

0:42

this show. Wrong answer is only.

0:45

Oh, I like that.

0:47

I like But two actually

0:49

True is is raw yet, but but do

0:51

actually answer it correctly. No.

0:54

No. Actually, do get it right.

0:56

Joke answers permitted?

0:58

No.

0:59

No. Absolutely. Yes.

1:01

We just need to do a bit in the comments.

1:03

Okay. Like it sounds no.

1:06

Sometimes we do that, but this time I actually do

1:08

want you to get like, seriously get it guess

1:10

it right. Say anything.

1:12

Like, say the craziest thing.

1:14

Just we can do that later. Just this time,

1:16

please guess it right. So

1:18

I don't know now whether to do a joke on her

1:21

to do to try to guess it.

1:22

Yeah. Is there ever a bad time to

1:24

do a joke? Like, if it's a funny jokey Do

1:27

a fine Do a joke just do a joke

1:29

one. He can't Do a joke one and just do

1:31

a very quick joke one and then please discuss

1:33

it for real because we start Okay.

1:35

Go ahead.

1:36

My joke one is Rugrats,

1:38

and my serious one is friends.

1:41

Okay. Yeah. Yeah. It's

1:44

Or or

1:45

Right. You could you could swap with Tim.

1:48

Somehow, I think they're both wrong. I think

1:50

the series one being grubrats is

1:52

pretty pretty sick.

1:54

Okay. My serious one is rugrats

1:56

and my Napoleon

1:57

Dynamite. It's a PoV experience.

1:59

Napoleon Dynamite is talking to you. He wants to

2:02

play his game. We are trying to do

2:05

start off all the shows now with the

2:07

PoV experience. These are these are like

2:09

a huge thing. Mhmm.

2:10

But for the guest and for

2:12

the listener, Pov experience, Napoleon

2:14

Dynamet is talking to Lisa. wants to play his

2:16

game. Okay.

2:17

Yeah. But

2:18

nobody really nobody knew who that

2:21

was?

2:22

ah

2:24

I wasn't even trying to think of who it

2:26

was. I was trying to think of, like, a

2:28

funny Only wrong answer. Yeah. Like,

2:30

something funny to say. That's

2:32

why I said congrats because I was thinking of

2:34

those

2:34

the kids on that show are so young and

2:36

some of

2:37

them are wearing too. Diapers loved that.

2:39

Okay. Because that's where my head was going.

2:41

I think it was that good. No. I know. I mean,

2:43

I mean, little kids do play game. But they

2:45

don't talk like And exactly on how he's

2:47

doing the voice. Like that. He was

2:49

doing in the voice so deep that I was, like, my instantly,

2:51

my brain went to, like, hey. Well, what's the opposite of deep voice?

2:54

Probably a lighter kind of voice was

2:56

a letter kind of voice. Someone shows I

2:58

guess I just Yeah. I guess I just done, like,

3:00

the same Yes idea when we're actually trying

3:02

to do this. Like -- Like a real -- famous,

3:05

like, sort of squealing voice.

3:09

Okay.

3:09

Can I do a PoV?

3:12

Yeah. That would that would be great. Shows

3:14

the experience. We we would open all the

3:16

shows with this because people really enjoy it.

3:18

Yes. Hayes has been doing full

3:20

episode where he takes his webcam and

3:23

puts it on his lap pointing up at the bottom

3:25

of his chin. And then Kevin

3:27

will just tag me up as hook, like, PoV,

3:29

you're resting your head in my lap why you listen

3:31

to Hollywood a handbook. Oh. Or

3:34

if they're pulling a dynamite slap or or

3:36

whoever. And so I do think we dynamite. least

3:38

it does this, I do think we should guess it for real.

3:41

Okay. I think I think important that we guess for real.

3:44

Okay. Go ahead. And I think we should really do wrong answers

3:46

only. Okay.

3:48

Well, I'll just so you guys know for,

3:50

like, the sake of being the upbeat

3:52

for the podcast, I'll I'll accept either

3:54

of those. So it could be joke or it could be serious.

3:56

And how about then? If you're wrong, I'll say,

3:58

joke joke answer.

3:59

And I just This is exactly what you said, Kevin. You

4:02

said, she just rolls with it.

4:03

So okay. So Here it

4:04

is. gonna be okay. And that's helpful to a

4:06

point, you know. K. Ready? PoV,

4:08

you are Harry Potter, and I'm

4:11

Snape.

4:14

So jokes, answers, or right answers. That

4:16

was really answers. Yeah. Yeah. That's really

4:18

good. That was really good.

4:21

It it was great. Do you mind

4:23

at all if I do rugrats for

4:25

my answer? IIII know it was sort

4:27

of your thing. Yeah. But it could be a rugrats.

4:30

You can fits. You know? And

4:32

it

4:32

could be something, like, throughout if we keep

4:34

saying something like that. You take rock and rocks?

4:37

It's yeah.

4:38

I'll take that. I'll accept that as a joke answer

4:40

and a wrong

4:40

answer. It's good. Have a Jesus. I thought was

4:43

really good. This is I guess, I wonder. If

4:45

he could be saying, like, any, like, something

4:48

else that doesn't say, like, I'm snape in

4:50

it. Like, just for Well,

4:52

at least you shouldn't say I'm snape. He

4:54

shouldn't say I'm his name. Well, if you want

4:57

a real guess

4:58

Yeah. What do you mean, Hayes? I I don't

5:01

really follow either. Well, you just said it, Sean.

5:03

You just said the exact reason. Like, it,

5:05

like, it gives it it completely gives it away

5:07

when she said I was clarifying what I felt you

5:09

were saying. I didn't really know why you were saying

5:11

it. Or

5:12

why how come you're saying it? It's so grumpy.

5:14

It's so grumpy. I what I'm

5:16

trying to do is I am absolutely not

5:18

trying to be grumpy. I'm like, this is

5:20

what I think is It just comes naturally

5:23

to you. Closer to no.

5:25

This is very true. Not to be grumpy.

5:28

Uh-oh. I'm not try I'm not trying

5:30

to do anything except, like, accomplish what we

5:32

need to do for this episode.

5:34

Well, please do try to do something. Try to

5:36

do yeah. Look don't have to do the POB experience

5:39

at all. I don't care. We

5:40

think I'm like, why that we do have to

5:42

do that. I mean, now we've introduced it. We've

5:44

no problem. Oh, fuck if we keep doing

5:46

this. Okay? Mhmm.

5:49

Mhmm.

5:51

It does not it means shit

5:53

to me.

5:55

in downtown feel feel feel

5:57

the ambient insane

5:59

Lisa.

5:59

Yo. Roy, TV. Hollywood

6:02

Handbook. An insider's guide.

6:04

Is a To kicking butt and dropping names in the

6:06

red carpet line back always in this industry we call

6:08

show biz. No biz. Lisa, that's

6:11

a what up one? We are we

6:13

I really don't wanna talk anymore. We are

6:16

here to celebrate

6:19

your success on the real different

6:21

things that you've been doing.

6:23

Vulture first time ever. I'm sorry. I

6:25

didn't get to do a PoV. I just feel like

6:27

you both did one. It'll

6:29

be really fast.

6:31

Okay. Go.

6:34

Uh-oh. And he's putting sunglasses

6:37

on. It's

6:37

a visual component only, but whatever.

6:39

You're terminated

6:42

You're terminated. That's

6:44

good.

6:45

Pov you're terminated.

6:48

Pov you're terminated. By

6:50

-- Wait. -- not by Tommy Pickles. I was

6:52

gonna say sorry, Sean. I said you're terminated

6:54

by Tommy Pickles.

6:55

Good.

6:58

I thought I thought she was gonna do a wrong answer.

7:00

I was like, jeez. He's

7:05

a legend in the house.

7:07

Bucking fun, man.

7:10

Fun stuff. Fun. Kevin, you wanna do

7:12

one real quick?

7:13

Sure. Okay. Taking my classes

7:15

off. Putting them putting him back on?

7:19

I'm the

7:20

batman. I

7:23

didn't get that one loan. Yeah.

7:25

I didn't like it. I didn't like it.

7:27

Because

7:27

you didn't say PoV

7:29

first. You didn't see PoV experience at

7:31

all. Yeah. PoV glasses

7:33

on? Why

7:35

are you taking off your TLB on this

7:37

bad bad? That was a good day. Why

7:39

are you taking your glasses off at this bad?

7:42

Kevin

7:44

I know who he is too. I know who he is.

7:46

Reptar.

7:47

No. That's wrong. Wrong ass. He's actually

7:49

Angelica with the chest cold.

7:51

Okay. So,

7:54

yeah, we're accounting for the voice. Yeah.

7:58

For the voice. That at least is -- Yeah. -- what

7:59

I appreciate.

8:01

Yeah. Alright.

8:02

What

8:03

do you want? Go ahead. You got something you want to do.

8:05

Culture. Vlog.

8:07

And JFL new faces, and

8:09

we finally get them to green, and they're

8:11

putting it aside. And

8:14

they're saying, look, forget the other shit.

8:17

All

8:17

the, like, all the shit we've been through, all the

8:20

fussing and fighting. All the fucking

8:22

history. Can we agree on at least started.

8:25

Yeah. Can we agree on that

8:27

Lisa is fresh faced

8:29

twenty twenty two? Twenty

8:31

two year olds. Finally,

8:33

twenty two year olds. Mhmm. Top

8:35

twenty two year olds for twenty twenty two.

8:37

Twenty two and twenty two. And size

8:39

twenty two. Wow.

8:41

I don't even know if that's bigger. Measurements.

8:44

That's twenty two

8:45

twenty two twenty two.

8:46

That's how many different sizes you have. That's

8:49

each shoe. Twenty two twenty

8:51

two different sizes. Shoulders, waist,

8:54

and bagel, bang, and hips. And

8:56

titties.

8:58

Please don't talk about any

9:01

titties. Well,

9:02

I just thought We yeah. If people can't

9:04

So just so you know and I don't know you haven't maybe listened

9:06

to the show in little while,

9:08

we talk about Titties when the

9:10

female guest leaves the zoo.

9:13

No. We don't do that. We

9:16

don't do that anymore. Part of this

9:20

that can't be part of the episode with

9:22

you just because there's really

9:24

no safe way for me to engage.

9:27

Yeah.

9:28

I'm paralyzed by this conversation.

9:31

Okay. So let's just say that twenty two is your

9:33

shoe size and you were elastic. Twenty

9:35

two For one shoot, twenty

9:37

two for the other. And can

9:39

I say You guys have Ten head.

9:42

Yeah. Yeah. He's dead. Yeah.

9:44

Okay.

9:45

That's great. We

9:47

also wanna discuss

9:50

you're in four different commercials.

9:52

More than that.

9:54

That are on TV right now. You're more

9:56

than four different commercials that are on TV right this

9:58

second. They're hearing right now. I turn on my TV

10:00

in here, and I see four different commercials

10:02

with you in it right now. Okay.

10:03

So you think you watched all the

10:06

TV and you know

10:07

the the number I'm in exactly?

10:09

He's

10:09

I saw TV. Yeah. Mean,

10:12

well, hard to believe. It is -- Mhmm.

10:14

-- it is kind of very I mean, clearly, has a lot

10:16

of rugrats. It

10:18

is sort of my job. To watch TV

10:20

and, like, understand TV and come back here

10:22

and share tips.

10:24

Okay. Say the ones that or say

10:26

the ones you think I'm in.

10:28

The paint commercial? Paint.

10:31

K? Right. I'll say it the end I'll

10:33

say it the end if you're right or not. The

10:35

paint commercial? Paint. The museum

10:38

commercial for the bank -- Ninety

10:40

museum of the bank. -- the hair, the

10:42

one with the hair you're long hair. K.

10:46

And the football

10:48

housewives. Football.

10:49

Oh, that's actually pretty

10:51

good.

10:52

This factor is good.

10:55

You're

10:55

saw two I saw two in

10:57

row one time. Mhmm. And there's a This is

10:59

a smart hat that

11:00

are on right now? I think so.

11:02

Okay. What are they?

11:04

Carvana? Mhmm.

11:06

Okay. Yeah. BMO.

11:09

Yeah. What's the MMO? It's also

11:11

a bank?

11:12

Yeah.

11:14

So this is actually really

11:16

helpful to us. Well

11:18

And we did get you to reveal the other commercials

11:20

that you're And I

11:22

suppose you walked directly into the

11:24

trap. And I've been on his side this whole time.

11:27

No. What

11:28

about the That whole thing about the

11:30

that whole thing about the Jivi experience.

11:33

Oh, Sean. It was spy craft.

11:35

It was trade craft, Lisa.

11:38

I need you to believe.

11:40

So

11:40

when you came to my house The only way it works.

11:43

For that big hug, that was a joke?

11:45

That

11:45

was spy craft. It was not a joke. It was

11:47

That was the trade of pressure. I had

11:49

to believe that we were doing a big hug

11:52

in order to go through with it. You came

11:54

to a house and you gave me a big hug and you said

11:56

looking forward to seeing you tomorrow.

11:58

Mhmm. And

11:59

that was all

11:59

just a prank. Quote. And

12:02

Hayes wrote that line for me. Looking forward

12:04

to speaking to him. said, hey. You

12:06

wanna know what's really gonna get the hook

12:08

in? Tell her

12:10

you're looking forward to seeing her tomorrow.

12:12

I said,

12:12

hey, do you don't think it's too far?

12:15

It won't tip the game. He

12:17

said, she can't get enough of that stuff.

12:20

It's true. I fell for it hookline and stinker.

12:23

And

12:23

you did exactly

12:25

you you followed your role to perfection

12:28

as you did in all as you have in all

12:30

of your other roles. I clicked the Zoom

12:32

link. I came on with a good attitude. I

12:34

tried my best to be funny and cool and You

12:37

you think that we didn't know that

12:39

when we scheduled this for Monday, your computer

12:41

was not gonna be working and that we

12:43

were gonna have to do it

12:44

four days later. Do you think that was an accident?

12:47

So

12:47

then everything so then Sean's big

12:49

hug was a joke. And then the email I got

12:51

from Hayes. Not a joke. It was insane. Spacecraft.

12:54

Because Hayes, you emailed me after I canceled on

12:56

Monday in said you're a bad pig. You'll never

12:58

work in this in

12:59

the city Hollywood. That

13:01

was not

13:02

that was not part of it. It's good

13:04

spy, bad spy, you know? No.

13:06

But I I that that is a technique,

13:08

good, bad, spy, but that Mhmm.

13:11

When I sent that, I was

13:13

being serious. Bye.

13:15

I was just like really it was about

13:17

other stuff. I was really upset about

13:19

like a bunch of other things. I just got really mixed.

13:21

It was really it was brain droppings wasn't

13:23

it haze. Mhmm. Just

13:25

blowing off steam. That was brain

13:27

droppings. That was Sprint. That was there

13:29

was someone George Carlin to Sprint. And so that

13:31

I apologized for, and that almost risked blowing

13:33

up the entire like,

13:36

scheme that we I'm at learning about it because

13:38

it feels like we didn't discuss that and it does

13:40

seem like it went against what we were. But

13:42

it's got to be perfectly stern but

13:44

not not outwardly aggressive.

13:47

Not so mad. Not so, like, insanely

13:49

mad, which I because I want because I we we wanted

13:51

you to still appear on the show. Right. We

13:54

needed you to, honestly, for it to work.

13:57

But it said we'd actually worked and we learned

13:59

about Carvana BMO. And

14:01

so we are going to be adding that to

14:04

the class action suit. What's

14:07

that or what?

14:08

For all of the advertisements that

14:11

you have done, we

14:12

are participating in a class action

14:14

suit, but We also

14:16

wanna talk to you today about the possibility

14:19

of us being

14:20

able to represent you in in your

14:23

defendant.

14:23

We are the named plaintiffs, but we are

14:25

also Third

14:28

willing to be your counsel. Mhmm. Thursday.

14:31

So I already have a commercial I

14:33

have a commercial a minority. And

14:35

you won't believe it, and this is actually true,

14:37

but her name is Laura Suhu.

14:40

So this is not what this is not a

14:42

commercially this is really helpful for us to explain.

14:44

And we should go back. We've we've explained a lot of

14:46

different things on this show. Commercials,

14:48

for example, just as a reminder,

14:51

are the TV shows babies, the TV

14:53

shows, the mommy, and and daddy, the commercials,

14:55

the baby. The

14:58

commercial agent does

15:00

not go

15:01

to court -- No.

15:03

-- when you are suit class action

15:05

suit FOR YOUR BEHAVIOR IN

15:07

SOME OF THESE COMMERSIALS.

15:10

BUT MY PERSONAL TOO IS

15:13

NOT GOING TO CARE THAT WE LORA SUIT

15:15

YOU. Okay. Yes.

15:17

She actually will be running from

15:19

you when she sees the documentation

15:21

we have of the damage your

15:23

commercials have done. You need Laura Sue How.

15:27

Mhmm. But you

15:29

guys are forgetting a foul mistake

15:31

you made in your PLANNED BECAUSE

15:33

Laura'S HUSBAND IS THE CHIEF OF POLICE

15:36

AND HER DAUGHTER IS THE JUSTICE

15:37

OF THE SUPREME COURT.

15:39

Laura'S DAUGHTER IS THE JUST

15:42

this of the supreme court? The supreme

15:44

court. I knew about the chief of police. Her husband

15:46

is the chief of the police. Of this. And her

15:48

brother is

15:50

funeral director

15:52

and her sister.

15:54

Okay. That seems like it could go

15:56

really badly for us. Her sister

15:58

works for the CIA and her other

15:59

sister is a prison guard. If

16:02

her brother directs me to have a funeral

16:04

Mhmm. Yeah. That

16:07

he insists on my funeral or Like,

16:10

if I just get

16:11

a funeral added to my Google

16:13

Calendar without my knowledge, And

16:16

then that day, I have to go to my funeral.

16:18

Yeah. That's going to I

16:21

mean, you make a difficult to win this case.

16:23

Because

16:23

you can't he won't know it unless he knows

16:25

who you are. But once he gets your first and your last

16:27

name, he can add anything to your calendar. So that's what I'm

16:30

saying. If you guys wanna get close to me

16:32

and close to my team and sue

16:34

me and my team and my representatives and my

16:36

management and my family, you're gonna walk straight

16:38

into the undertaker's lair and you're gonna meet Laura

16:40

Sue who's entire fucking family and you're gonna

16:42

regret every single step of the good

16:44

spy, bad spy, acting at the whole

16:46

elaborate web that you had laid for like

16:49

a sticky Spider CHOP for ME to walk

16:51

into, and you're gonna regret the day that you did

16:53

it.

16:53

It's simply too late.

16:56

There's no backing into now.

16:58

We've Kevin has complete control

17:01

over the waiting room of the Zoom.

17:03

He has the waiting room on absolute lockdown.

17:06

Laura

17:06

Sue who

17:08

can

17:09

can sit there, she like, in the waiting room for

17:11

as long as we need You

17:14

are being served, Kevin?

17:17

That's all up, the evidence. You're

17:19

being served the evidence. good. You're my servant.

17:22

Oh, yeah. Right.

17:24

No. Cool. We're here. Serve and

17:27

we're serving -- Oh, good. I have this little butt, like,

17:29

some papers. Oh, wow. -- always wanted

17:31

side. But let's just say there's nothing that I

17:33

wanna hit you. And we're we're

17:35

we're No. I'm actually happy. I'm really

17:37

happy. We are. Yeah.

17:38

Me too. And by the way, and you

17:40

yeah. Well, it's not your daughter. It's the

17:43

judge, but we're the jury and executioner.

17:46

Edbury Kelly, you got.

17:48

Aw. You guys are in two little tuxedos. Aw.

17:51

You guys look really cute in your little butler outfits

17:53

because of my little boys.

17:54

There's I know we name I I know

17:56

I look cute. I'm young. Oh,

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22:20

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22:27

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Hollywood Handbook

24:48

exhibit a.

24:50

God.

24:51

in

24:53

Ever wonder what everyone's doing all their

24:55

phones. And we're at the museum and look

24:57

who it is. It's

24:59

a little bit like Lisa Gilroy.

25:01

Wearing glasses like a museum guard

25:04

trying to do a disguise. We know exactly

25:06

who it is. I saw right through it. We knew it

25:08

was Ever wonder what anyone's doing on their

25:10

phones. Keep playing. Easy.

25:12

And you

25:13

know it's a museum because there's two dinosaur

25:15

bones fight. Is texting for backup.

25:18

No. She's told only in charge of her

25:20

portfolio and Daniel

25:22

G. She she kind of finished this dinner

25:24

from Daniel G. She's running a

25:26

for ten restaurants. And Phil?

25:29

We see a caveman at the museum. But

25:31

now This is the long version. Digital

25:34

tool impressive. Your money never stops

25:36

working for you with Merrill. Okay. So

25:38

basically, what

25:41

what happens when you

25:44

lie in the commercial

25:47

that this is what people are doing on

25:49

their phones.

25:51

Is you're

25:52

doing crime.

25:55

You're doing crime. Because I'm not doing

25:57

that on my phone. didn't I didn't investing

25:59

with that?

25:59

No. What

26:00

am I doing on my phone? Reading

26:02

reviews of different sunflower seed brands.

26:05

Mhmm.

26:05

Which

26:07

you didn't mention once. III

26:10

just spit it out.

26:12

I

26:13

think because to be honest, you guys and

26:15

I'm embarrassed too because I actually hadn't

26:18

seen that before. Is that

26:20

I didn't know that

26:21

the it

26:23

was gonna be like that. What

26:25

did you think it was gonna be like Yeah.

26:28

Because it's your voice.

26:29

It's not actually my voice, though.

26:32

So I

26:32

don't think it sounded that much Yeah.

26:34

It did sound different. Didn't it?

26:36

Laura Sue's other brother

26:40

is a voice act and he does all the

26:42

voices for the commercials.

26:43

So we At her agency,

26:45

we just do the bodies.

26:47

Like, it's so when I get into commercial just

26:49

my body and then someone else chooses my clothes and someone

26:51

else chooses my voice. And someone else chooses

26:53

chooses my hair. And I know I said I wasn't gonna

26:55

say it again, but Titties are also, like, sometimes

26:58

not even real or not there or CGI

27:00

or -- Uh-huh. -- like, deep fake or

27:02

So far, you're So you're it's your body

27:05

And you're, like, turning around, like, facing

27:07

some of your body, sometimes with other parts

27:09

of the other people's body. Okay. Yeah. Well,

27:12

let's talk about that.

27:14

The

27:14

body issue, ESPN.

27:17

Mhmm.

27:17

You are turning away

27:19

from the different bones Yeah.

27:22

And turning toward like, turning to

27:24

you're looking at Daniel g

27:26

and, like, all these other people What happens

27:28

here? You are guarding this

27:31

museum. So What happened? Right.

27:33

So what

27:33

the fucking hell who cares? So

27:35

you don't even know what happened. There

27:37

was a happen.

27:38

Famous robbery.

27:41

And the museum,

27:43

and they stole

27:44

up stealing.

27:47

Almost every

27:49

bone at the museum. Were you

27:51

talking about that in the house? You don't even

27:53

know because you were looking at Daniel g.

27:56

You don't know? Because

27:58

you were It happened in the commercial.

27:59

The bones were still there by the end of the

28:02

commercial. You can see in the last frame

28:03

Yeah. It was more to say you think Those were

28:05

still safe. You forgot about the bones. You forgot

28:07

about the bones. You

28:09

thought that was the same bones. What

28:12

are you guys saying? Barely long life.

28:15

Such a famous robbery. They replaced

28:17

the bones of fake bones. So

28:19

you

28:19

guys are kinda making it obvious that it was you

28:22

now because how they say the bad guys return to

28:24

the senior crime, you can't you can't even rest

28:26

because you know that no one knows that it was you and you

28:28

wanna brag about it. That's what you're

28:29

doing. Yeah. You never did it with a genius criminal.

28:31

There's no question there. Okay.

28:34

What Where are we gonna be that arbitrator? Kind

28:36

of mind that could come up with

28:39

heist so devilish. It's

28:41

where would I look at it here? My

28:44

contention that your most devious

28:46

act was not serving as a worthy opponent.

28:49

What? The criminal's

28:53

greatest goal achievement

28:55

is not the

28:56

theft of the item itself. It is

28:58

the

28:58

replacement of the boat something Hey. Is it in the

29:00

battle now saying replacement where it

29:02

is? What replacement of the boats? Can I ask

29:04

you guys what you replace the boats with?

29:07

Because

29:08

I'm not it's too late for me to do anything now.

29:10

We shot that commercial like a year ago. I don't even know

29:12

where that museum is. I can't go back there. I won't

29:14

tell them. Just tell me what you put in instead of the bones.

29:16

Boom.

29:17

Boom. Tea. Bubba's

29:18

Bubba's Bubba's Bubba's

29:20

bubble

29:21

Bubba's

29:22

Bubba's -- Bubba's.

29:25

-- teas Precisely

29:27

matter. Four ones.

29:29

4T4 ones. Mhmm.

29:31

So

29:34

what I'm saying is that the end of

29:35

the quarter, you know, the seal on the top so

29:37

we can spill the There's

29:38

no bubble tea in the commercial at all

29:40

by

29:41

the end. So that's how you know the bones are still

29:43

there. More

29:44

was there?

29:46

Watch it again. We're not gonna go back. We're

29:48

not gonna go back. But if you do watch it again,

29:51

when you have after the show, if you're even

29:53

if you still have the freedom access to your

29:56

COMPUTER

29:56

IF YOU HAVE NOT BEEN ARRESTED.

29:58

AND IF YOU'RE NOT DEAD

29:59

IN A coffin JOHN FROM THE FUNERAL

30:02

DIRECTION, From

30:03

Yes. Well,

30:04

I hope that I'm not. Oh,

30:06

no. How are we really gonna watch all

30:08

of these? Exhibit B.

30:11

If you don't repaint every now and then,

30:13

it's like the old you is still hanging

30:15

around. And it's Lisa. It's actually

30:17

two of Lisa. Two, Lisa.

30:20

Using fake using fake technology.

30:22

What's you? Because the glasses again

30:26

So now that the museum guard is at home,

30:28

By the way, the museum is being insanely

30:31

robbed while you're doing it. You guys are

30:33

so stupid because

30:34

this is a podcast and so people

30:36

can't even see what the hell -- Alright.

30:37

-- unpack it. Telling them what's

30:40

happening right now. How are they

30:42

even to believe after you after you

30:44

guys have lied and done all sorts of jokes

30:46

and pranks for years on the podcast. They just think

30:48

they're listening to some sort of

30:50

shazam. Lots of jokes. Lots of funny

30:52

comments we haven't pranked anyone.

30:55

So it's the museum guards sitting on

30:57

the couch. Oh my god. Meanwhile,

30:59

the museum is the most robbed at ever

31:01

been while she's at home

31:04

for some reason.

31:05

Yeah. And I'm wearing the same glasses,

31:07

so that's how you know they're actually my glasses. And

31:09

I got paid fifty dollars to wear my own glasses.

31:11

That's

31:13

Well, now that's a

31:14

talk about robbery. That's

31:16

a heist. People are just trying to get their

31:18

message out. Getting absolutely

31:21

soaked by the talent.

31:23

Mhmm. And then her friend is there

31:25

who looks like her, I guess, the joke is just pulling

31:28

away. I guess the joke is, like,

31:30

my friend looks like me or something. No. The

31:33

no. It's that that's a younger version

31:35

of me. And she painted the walls of the woods

31:37

that I don't like anymore. Looks the looks

31:39

like the same age, everything. No. Because

31:40

the other one has longer hair, that's how you know

31:42

she's younger and she's wearing headphones, which is this something

31:45

that a teenager does? Sorry.

31:46

I wanna address something you just said.

31:48

What?

31:49

You think this commercial is about changing the

31:52

color of the wall? Of the wall because it's

31:54

a very pink commercial. Yeah. Fresh coat

31:56

of paint does

31:57

not necessarily mean that you change

31:59

the color. Mhmm. Yeah.

32:03

Well,

32:03

you'll see what happens in this commercial. If

32:05

you keep your eye out, like the same way you can see

32:07

that the bones got turned into bogity. In this

32:09

one, you can see the walls actually change color.

32:12

We're

32:12

in hands of pices. That is like a con Is

32:14

this the same friend?

32:18

And there's another person here. Is this the same

32:20

friend as the one? Came in. Didn't

32:22

have headphones anymore. Right?

32:25

She still is long hair though, and she's talking on a

32:27

phone.

32:27

So So is it? Just say if it is or

32:29

not. It's

32:30

the same. It's the younger version of the first

32:32

woman you

32:32

see. Don't pause it here. This is a

32:34

wicked feet lawsuit waiting to

32:36

happen. She's gonna counter

32:39

sue you, freak. We're

32:41

exposed now, Kevin. Pause

32:44

it on the fake glasses. I'll blur

32:46

it.

32:47

Okay. Keep going.

32:49

Why I only date musicians?

32:51

What are you guys eating? Flozani?

32:53

Is that the same friend? This

32:57

one's a totally different

32:58

person. Okay. Thank

33:00

you. So Yes. Finally.

33:02

Is that what you guys wanna hear?

33:03

Yes. Miserable. And so can

33:05

we go back to the beginning of this long

33:08

rings? What is this? What's

33:10

that for? Let's

33:12

go back to the beginning of this part.

33:14

Long ass ring. Long ring,

33:16

what do you say? Fucking finger. Wait.

33:18

That's not looking for that. Is

33:21

that your digital long ring. Yeah. You get paid,

33:23

like,

33:24

ten thousand dollars that where that

33:26

ring? That's my real ring and they handed

33:28

me another fifty bucks because fucking

33:30

shit was so long. It's my

33:33

Been my knuckle.

33:34

Laura Suhu, my commercial agent, her

33:36

baby cousin makes

33:38

rings at a jewelry store.

33:40

Oh, wow. God. And

33:41

so it's like product placement for that.

33:43

This woman, she's got

33:46

Okay. Kevin's covering the cursed

33:49

over my cross. Kevin, do not. It's no,

33:51

brother. It's on your It's on the It's

33:54

on the fox. He's trying to blur

33:56

out up the socks. I grabbed one. Socks.

33:59

Yeah. I learned my

33:59

favorite one. The socks are fine.

34:02

Don't point the air. Okay. So

34:04

feet are not k, but socks are

34:07

Wickie socks has sat her litigious

34:09

in the same way. Go. Play

34:11

it. Yes. What are you guys eating?

34:14

Slazania. I want

34:16

Malzania. That's you guys. So

34:18

Why are you at what's

34:21

was that? Really. Ma'am? The

34:23

POV aspect

34:26

of the commercial I enjoyed. Why

34:28

are you being like that?

34:31

I'm not. Again You guys you too are supposed

34:33

to be Dean Riggans. No. I'm not

34:35

from this one. Sit with them.

34:38

You're not you either. This

34:39

one is different voice and

34:42

different body except

34:44

for my own cities. They let

34:46

me put those on somebody else's.

34:48

it's

34:50

But look, this has to stop.

34:54

It looks exactly like you.

34:56

It's

34:58

not me.

35:01

You promise?

35:03

I swear to god. Promise right now.

35:06

Swear on your long ring, your

35:09

most prized possession.

35:12

I swear you guys because

35:15

It's like body double, you heard of that?

35:18

Yeah. Mhmm.

35:19

Okay. So

35:21

it's that has heard of it? Mhmm.

35:25

I heard it that once.

35:27

Because if you think about it, just

35:28

talk about what it was when you heard about

35:30

it.

35:31

When

35:32

I heard about body double, at

35:34

least at the time at least at

35:36

the time I heard about it -- Yes.

35:38

Body

35:42

double was

35:44

when you have you're

35:46

doing a Trapi's movie,

35:48

Yeah. Yeah.

35:49

And you have the

35:51

main guy standing

35:53

at the edge of the Trapi's platform and

35:55

he puts his arms out

35:58

Then you stop the entire

35:59

camera,

36:01

take that camera away. Mhmm.

36:03

Bring in a new one out. Yep.

36:07

Take the

36:09

the trapeze, but

36:11

it the main

36:13

guy The guy we saw before --

36:16

Yeah. --

36:17

replace him with, like, a special animal

36:19

m away. Yeah. Yes.

36:21

No. You're missing a step. Sorry. Can I

36:23

say? Because you're supposed to the guy the first

36:25

guy who's in there supposed to take off

36:26

the costume and leave it. Yeah. Sorry. Yes.

36:28

Yes. Yes. I'm sorry. He takes up the

36:30

costume. He becomes nude. He leaves

36:33

it

36:33

sitting exactly

36:34

where it was. Once he's

36:36

completely clear,

36:39

of the

36:40

set? Like, completely When I've seen

36:42

it, they put it on They don't just put the clothes

36:44

on the ground either. They don't wanna get

36:47

wrinkles. So usually, he'll have, like, a

36:51

like a statue next to him that he dresses

36:53

in the writing. That's

36:54

not true. I can tell you guys haven't been on set because

36:57

usually the first guy and the second guy, they'll

36:59

have to have been on set to have heard about

37:01

Yep. It's not hearing about it. Actually, it's

37:03

seeing it. It's

37:04

seeing You don't have to see it. Well, you can't heard

37:06

about it. I still have to have her head contact. Hey.

37:08

The part of the said I watched it is see

37:10

anybody, but I don't have to. I couldn't hear back

37:12

later. They hold arms

37:13

like this, like a circus hold like this, both

37:16

hands, and then somebody peels the shirt off

37:18

one guy's back and directly on to the other guy.

37:20

So if you'll notice that's how you know someone's a body double

37:22

because at the shirt they wearing is inside out, because

37:24

it went straight from the guy one guy onto

37:26

the other guy.

37:27

Okay. Well, at the time I heard about

37:29

it, They just leave it sitting on the ground

37:31

that bring in the special land. Oh, things have changed

37:33

since nineteen forty two. Oh, just saying

37:35

when I heard about it, I hear about

37:37

it. When I heard about it, a step. I was actually

37:40

a little busy in nineteen forty two. I

37:42

don't know what you were doing. Yeah.

37:44

But I was actually taken care

37:46

of -- Yeah. -- business overseas. Around

37:49

nineteen forty two, if I

37:51

recall I was kicking the shit out

37:53

of Klaus.

37:54

No, Sean.

37:57

I

37:57

was doing, like, I was doing, like, hey, is this

37:59

so old?

37:59

He dot dot dot. Like,

38:02

was doing, like, in oh, was that in

38:04

nineteen forty two? You learned about that?

38:06

It's fucker. Yeah.

38:08

You will fuck. You know,

38:10

body double, they put it on the floor. Was

38:13

it nineteen forty two? I said, well, so

38:15

earlier, she said I'm, like, a baby, and

38:18

I look good in my clothes and level

38:20

I never said I never Yeah. You

38:22

did. Okay. Yes. You did. You have,

38:24

like, a little kid of baby. Book getting your clothes.

38:26

Because I was you said I was, like, your butler

38:28

or something, which I Butler hey.

38:30

Nooslash butler can be ugly. No.

38:33

But you didn't say that. Yeah.

38:34

Of course, they can they can be whatever they want.

38:37

You can say whatever Oh, I have my two little

38:39

butlers. I meant one a cute one, one

38:41

ugly one. Yes. It's twenty twenty two. Butlers

38:43

can be freaking hideous. Butlers

38:45

can be I know the best thing.

38:48

It's now yes. We

38:50

we we get this capacity to think

38:52

of it about of promoting this

38:55

disgusting product on my put

38:57

my show. We've talked a little bit about body

39:00

positivity on this show.

39:02

With your question about very

39:05

ugly, but

39:05

Wait. Positive. Positive. Positive

39:08

on me. So

39:09

it is you. Hold on. I'll be right back.

39:12

She's

39:14

got a Where'd she go? I

39:17

don't know, but this is a good time She's gonna use

39:19

a remote this is going for us. She's

39:21

he's breaking up. Fucking running circles around

39:23

us. It's like she Everything we throw at

39:25

her, she has an answer for. I

39:28

don't know where if there's the

39:30

shirt. See.

39:32

Wow.

39:33

Okay. Oh my god. She

39:35

must have charged a fortune for it.

39:38

Direct TV is underwater

39:40

on this. Do you

39:41

guys allow me to put around premium channels

39:43

anymore. Different

39:45

husband, I'm noticing.

39:48

From the

39:49

what the the museum garden -- Yes.

39:51

-- husband's

39:51

with last time.

39:53

Yeah. And from the friends.

39:56

Okay. So she's putting on --

39:58

She's putting on -- Sure. -- over her headphones

40:01

and and putting -- going over the

40:03

headphone wire. And

40:05

And it's actually it it's because

40:08

I feel like Simpson trial. It

40:11

it says that See, so you tell it

40:13

wasn't me It wasn't you. Yes.

40:17

Yeah. I mean, this Our class action

40:20

suit is it shambles because if

40:22

the top doesn't fit, it didn't even get over

40:24

your head.

40:25

We must acquit.

40:27

Wow. So

40:28

this We must to quit.

40:31

So

40:31

Oh my god. There you have it.

40:33

I'm

40:33

wondering if we're using What is worth commercial

40:36

now?

40:36

Is any of this you? Is is it your

40:39

thumb switching between the

40:41

two channels? Football house You've been cashed

40:43

in the checks. I've been this

40:45

one's It's your thumb. It's

40:47

not. Cashing your checks. This one's

40:49

my crotch on my mouth. Oh

40:51

my god. Well, Jesus. I

40:53

I don't k. Sorry that's grossed to you guys,

40:56

but that's how it worked because like,

40:58

it takes a it takes a village to make a commercial.

41:00

And

41:01

so you need you need body parts? village

41:03

of different body parts.

41:05

Yes. Because why do you think, like, in

41:07

a commercial, you want the consumer to look better

41:09

than ever before, but no one really looks

41:11

that good. So they make a mix of different I have the

41:13

best crotch and the second best health. And

41:15

so in Hollywood, and so they put my

41:17

stuff there, and then they put somebody else's really good

41:20

hair. See, I have bangs, that girl doesn't

41:22

have bangs, that's somebody else's hair. Stuff like

41:24

that. Who

41:24

directed this thing? Doctor

41:26

Victor Frankenstein?

41:28

No. Well,

41:30

who did direct it? Because I've been actually

41:32

trying to get into this world

41:34

a little more. And I I'd love

41:36

to just, like, unable to make someone mirroring

41:39

in contact. Yeah. Take him out

41:41

for coffee. Pick for your brain. Just

41:43

That's it. Doctor Frankenstein

41:46

by trying to pick your brain. Okay.

41:48

I'll tell you No kidding. I'll tell you

41:50

who directed this commercial, but do you want joke

41:52

answer or serious answers only?

41:54

Or

41:54

could I do one of both? And then you can guess No.

41:56

No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. A I don't let

41:58

a pick. Yeah. Okay.

41:59

These are the here, I'll give you one joke and one series

42:02

you guys can guess.

42:02

Yeah. Let's

42:04

the

42:04

Serious

42:07

answer is Jake's Manski and

42:09

joke answers channel from friends.

42:12

Okay.

42:13

Okay. And so Friends was the serious

42:16

answer

42:17

last time it came up and now I'm

42:19

just trying to track And now one of the guys

42:21

from a friend was has

42:23

become a joke answer. Yeah.

42:25

Because I guess he, like, struggled with addiction

42:27

or something. Yeah. I guess that's funny.

42:30

So You, like, couldn't What do you Sean,

42:32

what's your guess?

42:33

Oh, I'm doing guess as well. Yeah.

42:37

I shouldn't say Chandler from friends. I just

42:39

saw him get raked over the calls for that one.

42:42

I think it's I think it is seriously

42:44

Jake. I'm just seeing pieces

42:46

of this,

42:47

like, of the staging where

42:50

I'm, like, this is the part of the same universe where

42:52

Mike and Dave are needing it. What they Mike and Tableau.

42:54

It's not a classic Mike and Dave Tableau.

42:56

Yes. Are these two people

42:58

may need wedding dates? Yeah. It's that

43:01

close. That's

43:03

the right answer. But I wasn't listening to

43:05

you guys talking because I was thinking the whole time I think

43:07

I don't

43:08

know how to pronounce his last name. How do you

43:10

know it's the right answer to that? You did do it

43:12

incorrect

43:12

way. Oh, yeah. What is it? Seymanski?

43:15

What

43:16

do you say it? It's Spymanski. It's not

43:18

Sis.

43:20

Don't call me his true

43:22

name. He is he is a his his

43:25

True name is Skymanski.

43:29

Cements. And he has played

43:31

this role in our little game to a t

43:33

perfection. I learned

43:36

you and did the trap.

43:38

As you admit that it is your

43:40

mouth. That's I don't remember the housewives.

43:43

Not a more game.

43:45

Injuring Jack Prescott, also a party

43:48

to our Mister Jake was actually

43:50

soon in our game. Mhmm.

43:52

And now the move

43:55

has

43:56

Checkmate -- Yeah.

43:59

--

43:59

of

43:59

the Queen, you. Keep

44:02

playing this. The

44:04

rock. And on demand together.

44:06

Football? Housewiped. Housewiped.

44:09

Football, Housewiped.

44:09

So this is on you.

44:11

Keep

44:12

going. I just wonder, I I need you

44:14

to watch every second of this. Everything

44:16

that's happening. I repeat the housewives from

44:18

The housewives being on the field is on

44:20

you. You did that. Back. You did that.

44:23

They tackled the and he fell into

44:25

a table. How's my cut the

44:27

football? Who cut the table?

44:30

This is TV together. Entirely on

44:32

you. As you admit, it was your mouth.

44:35

Who

44:36

flips a table?

44:38

Yeah. But I it wasn't my finger on the remote.

44:40

So how is that combination

44:43

of it doesn't work if it's just Well, how

44:45

the fuck is that gonna hold up in court?

44:48

It

44:48

doesn't work if it's just the finger. It's that

44:50

you have to be saying it as well. Everyone knows us.

44:52

If you're switching between two channels on Direct TV,

44:54

So then I'm only fifty percent Who hang

44:56

on. Hey, excuse me. My friend just asked you to hang

44:59

on a second.

44:59

Sorry. Is

45:02

he

45:02

gonna go put on a shirt that he wore in

45:04

commercial?

45:05

I don't think so. I think we've saw

45:08

how how well that worked out.

45:11

And

45:11

now he's back. And now he's gonna

45:13

put his headphones back on.

45:16

They're in there. Oh, they're already in. I'm global.

45:18

Yeah. Yeah. I

45:20

So

45:21

them

45:24

my wife is assembling a shelving unit

45:26

in the yard and, you know, for

45:28

storage.

45:30

And

45:32

she wanted my help. But I just told

45:34

her, we're

45:36

about to put the final mail and Lisa

45:38

killed Joyce coffin over here.

45:42

And

45:43

we will be suing Sean's wife. I need it literally just

45:45

one second. We will be suing Sean's

45:47

wife. To

45:48

finish this murdering her.

45:50

Oh god. I've

45:52

got I've got receipts.

45:54

Exactly.

45:54

What the fuck is this one. This is the

45:56

most fucked up one of all. Exhibit

45:59

c. Shit.

45:59

For

46:00

Dunkin'

46:02

fake. What's

46:03

the where is this mountain?

46:06

Where is that mountain? Calabasas. Calabasas.

46:09

Yeah. Yeah.

46:11

Right.

46:13

Repunzel Repunzel. Let

46:15

down your head. Not your name. Different

46:17

guy. It's just a hack. Right.

46:20

That's great. You're great.

46:22

I'm I'm making big Where's the fucking

46:24

thing? No.

46:25

Copy about that. Way too big.

46:28

The what?

46:29

That is sick.

46:32

The coffee looks fuck. The coffee's

46:34

twice the size of the man. Hey, go

46:36

back. Wait

46:37

a minute. Don't

46:38

play the part where I put the spoon in my

46:40

mouth again, Kevin. Don't because I'll know what you're

46:42

up to. I'll wear it.

46:44

Play it again, but blur that part. Blur

46:46

on the spoon. We cannot have wick making even

46:48

the mourners. Yes. Don't

46:49

put a green screen over

46:51

the where the spoon was. You remember anyone

46:53

on it. Pause it here. Ugh. You're

46:56

gonna drink the coffee like that?

46:58

Yeah. Probably bigger than the guy. It's

47:00

way too big. The way you're holding

47:03

it, it's gonna get everywhere.

47:06

Okay.

47:06

Just wanna say. I don't know how they

47:08

did things in nineteen forty two, Hayes,

47:10

but you're just

47:11

I'll tell you how we did things. We

47:15

win overseas.

47:16

And we, TCB,

47:20

you put on your fucking

47:22

uniform, load it

47:24

up your weapon, Mhmm. You

47:26

got off the boat and you knocked

47:28

the sour crowd out of those

47:31

fucks.

47:32

That's what we did nineteen

47:35

forty two. That's a that's a little days

47:37

to how we did things. But Sean,

47:39

so I'm doing a joke again on his

47:41

And I'm saying, like Yes. Yes. So

47:44

you're not, like, from nineteen forty

47:46

two. Per So when you tune in, it makes

47:48

it more, like, too fun,

47:48

then it's not a roast on Hayes. It's like

47:51

you being, like, yeah, us too were military

47:53

boys, and then I start

47:53

feeling left out. We're we're kinda

47:56

close to be. We're teamed up on you. Do you give

47:58

it to me again? Give it to me again? I

47:59

don't remember how they did things in commercials in

48:02

nineteen forty

48:02

two. Hayes probably does the old fuck.

48:05

Yeah. So something like that.

48:06

Yeah. Okay.

48:07

Yeah. Hayes.

48:09

Tell me again about when the planet

48:11

was invented. Yeah. He's

48:14

hey, do you seem to recall

48:15

Bronteosaurus? Or maybe you're

48:17

sad to think about him because you watch him die from the

48:19

meteors.

48:19

Is how it is how does

48:22

is he taste the brontosaurus?

48:24

When he Yeah. Is your dinner? Hey,

48:26

is

48:26

what's you do your big footnotes car?

48:30

Okay. So were so your

48:32

entire claim is that you weren't even at

48:34

the museum. And

48:36

yet, all of a sudden,

48:39

you've become quite an expert about Brontosaurus.

48:42

I'm Brontosaurus. And

48:44

once again, Sean is pretending

48:46

to be To not like me.

48:48

And he actually does. And yes.

48:51

And we we appeared to be in luck

48:53

step you and I when actually I was

48:56

being good spy from me

48:58

the whole time. Hey. Hey.

49:00

Hey. Can I ask you, did you maybe get a

49:02

hug before started recording from

49:04

Sean. And

49:05

he said he said looking forward to recording with

49:07

you today, buddy.

49:09

I guess it was

49:12

I mean, I wouldn't describe it as, like, different

49:14

from any other hug that we've done. But, like,

49:16

yeah. It's not something that, like, stood out to me

49:18

necessarily little bigger. I wrote

49:20

that. I wrote that, Hayes.

49:22

That was the plan with And

49:23

you played right into our fishy

49:26

scheme?

49:28

You stupid one.

49:30

You

49:32

Lisa came

49:36

to me. Lisa came to me Yeah. She sniffed

49:38

out the entire plan pretty quickly

49:40

to do full class actions.

49:42

Because I was like, why would you drive

49:44

to my house to hug me the night before a podcast? No

49:46

podcast host's ever done that before.

49:47

Right. I knew immediately something was

49:50

weird.

49:50

No. She had me she

49:53

had me nailed pretty fast. And

49:55

So she sort of devised this scheme to turn

49:57

the tables on you. I didn't really have much of

49:59

a choice. And

50:00

so what and what so what happens

50:02

to me then? I don't understand. I don't know. We call

50:05

you old. We say you're old.

50:06

And you know what, he's

50:08

you've now illegally tormented

50:10

four commercials that belong to

50:13

the Republic of the United States

50:14

of America. You have no right

50:16

to remain

50:18

successful. Any of this and

50:21

remain silent. And anything

50:23

you can do in

50:25

real estate will absolutely hold

50:28

again. Praying -- Yeah. -- in law. On

50:31

in In In ever in

50:33

a men, the

50:34

superior justice.

50:35

Of the peace. Okay.

50:37

Start your banner.

50:40

Yes. I

50:40

have to go to jail or something like who

50:43

like, who fucking cares? I don't give

50:45

a shit. Yeah.

50:46

Well, your trial will be

50:48

first phase, and it's gonna be a physical

50:51

one.

50:51

Mhmm. Yeah. Okay. Good. You're gonna

50:54

try to have to move a big tire across

50:56

the lawn? Or, like, whatever. Like, I don't.

50:58

Like, I don't know why you don't think I don't actually

51:00

care about this. No. I don't.

51:02

This is such huge. This

51:04

is like a joke to me. Like, I'll do,

51:06

like,

51:07

okay. If that's like, if you think that's

51:09

cool or, like, crazy or whatever. But,

51:11

like I don't think it's cool. Hey. I actually think

51:14

it's cool. Yeah. You do. No. You are.

51:16

It's really sad. I mean, you

51:18

clearly think it's cool, but what are you saying

51:20

about it?

51:21

Okay.

51:22

Great. I'm

51:23

like,

51:25

whatever it is you wanna do. I'll, like, I'll do it,

51:27

but, like, I do not give a shit. Stepping

51:29

out of the twisted game for just a moment,

51:32

your hair is down. In

51:34

the commercial? Yeah. It starts

51:37

down. Yeah.

51:37

It's down and I remember

51:39

It says, let down your hair. It's down.

51:41

You're gonna say just a second, but it's already

51:43

down. It's full. No.

51:44

It has to be down further for him to grab

51:47

a little Fuck

51:47

you. Why can't I go down and you've heard it?

51:49

Back up.

51:50

Yeah. Watch. He's

51:51

questing for it. I have watched. It's

51:53

gaslighting me. This shit's

51:56

fucking down, dude. Cool. I think

51:58

we should see other people. No. No.

52:00

It's not. So we could talk about this face to

52:02

face. No. No. No. No.

52:04

No. No. Pull it up, but it was

52:06

down. And then he has to go actually. Then

52:09

he has to go for it, but why didn't he just

52:11

climb it? Don't

52:14

call him a moron his. Don't call him moron his. You don't even know him.

52:16

You said it's more on him. You said it's more

52:19

on him.

52:20

Yeah. Well, it's that's I

52:22

mean, it's objectively more on him. Don't

52:24

say more on him. You don't even know him. He's an ass. actually

52:26

more on him. He's

52:27

a really talented guy. Actually,

52:29

David Duke. David

52:32

Duke with a t at the end.

52:34

Is

52:35

he related to Dan? Yes.

52:37

His brother. His brother.

52:39

Their brothers too? Yeah.

52:42

Everybody is brothers or

52:44

friends or has parents and

52:46

all this stuff. This whole

52:49

thing, it's just what you hear about Hollywood.

52:51

It's so incestuous.

52:53

It's so nothing up until is it. Heard

52:55

she's married to the chief of police,

52:57

and he's got their brothers and their

52:59

end. They're putting the commercials It's

53:02

all it's it's all who you know,

53:04

isn't it? Yeah. Yeah. No.

53:07

It's it's Napotilia. It's

53:08

Napotilia.

53:11

Do

53:11

you know Dan also?

53:14

Not really. Just through Yeah. Right.

53:17

I don't really know. Am I just you know. Yeah. Okay. And yet

53:19

you got him. And yet you got him this commercial

53:21

and you don't know, Dan.

53:23

More more nipple

53:25

babies. Right?

53:29

Right. Or nipple babies getting the

53:31

big breaks.

53:32

Well, contrary to possibilities. Actually,

53:35

women

53:35

wasn't even talking.

53:37

Okay. Women don't have to have sex with

53:39

two brothers to get on a

53:40

commercial. And I never said that

53:42

you did that. But you were

53:44

thinking it you just No. I actually

53:47

said actually didn't even cross my mind.

53:49

And I know if that that were

53:51

presented to them, they'd be like, what are you doing?

53:54

You're being crazy. You

53:56

think

53:56

if I tried to have sex with both of them once they'd say,

53:58

what are you doing? They'd say, what are you

53:59

doing? You're being,

54:01

like, insane right now. You're acting

54:04

weird. Just

54:06

be maybe they'd be like just

54:08

be just, like, be in the commercial if,

54:10

like If that's what you want If that's

54:12

what you're commercial. Yes. But please just

54:15

be more But don't commercial. Strange.

54:18

Right. What's your next

54:20

Not stranger things. What's your

54:22

next commercial? Yeah.

54:24

I

54:26

don't have one. Little

54:27

sneak preview

54:28

doesn't have one. Well, it's not out yet.

54:31

Have been enough following lists. It's

54:33

not out yet, but it's mean, I haven't even

54:35

shot it yet, but I did just book my next commercial.

54:37

Well, if you don't have a thought of yourself,

54:39

then than actually that

54:41

we've done our job on this podcast.

54:44

I

54:44

have another one. It's for

54:46

it's for I can't say the brand

54:48

name, but I'll do the commercial for you. PoV, you're

54:50

watching me in my next commercial.

54:53

Mom, what the hell is going on with

54:55

this

54:55

the countertop? Dear,

54:57

the sponge is in the cupboard. Well, that's not

55:00

my that's it.

55:01

Oh, look at that shine on that one.

55:04

This

55:04

bunch and bring it out.

55:06

It's

55:06

sheen on it, and it's and

55:08

the way it cleans from this kind of water gleeame

55:11

doesn't leave

55:11

streaks. You're clump you're clumps

55:13

in this thing -- Yeah. -- in every role.

55:16

Well

55:17

Wait. She's trying to she's trying to you're

55:19

she's trying to get paid. She's trying to promote

55:21

this the sponge on this show. I'm not

55:23

gonna even let her say the name of the

55:25

Bye. Goodbye. Goodbye.

55:29

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