Andy Reid to retire?! Acuña to switch-hit?! Falcons about to falcon up their head coaching search as Belichick rumors abound, how about adding playoff-choker Kirk Cousins as quarterback while they're at it, Jerry Jones is no longer a serious man when it comes to winning Super Bowls as McCarthy is kept on in what was described as a "holistic" process, who the Falcons will choose with 8th pick, college player enters 9th year in school, Mets to honor 2 cocaine-smellers, UFC fighter Sean Strickland schools Canadian reporter, Masters would welcome back woman-beater champion, Belichick has the right combination of psychosis and malice, former Bama OC O'Brien now the OC at Ohio State, Hawks in Miami, Tuck Rule Game, is Lance Armstrong really a hero? first man to swim English Channel drowns at Niagara Falls, Dan Reeves birthday, Earl Weaver and Stan the Man Musial pass, Boston ballplayer kills his family with an axe (what is it with Massachusetts people taking up axes?) Shoeless Joe screwed again, Ernie Banks and Eddie Mathews make Cooperstown, Carl Pavano's bursting spleen or how not to shovel snow in Vermont, plus Pete's Tweets, This Day in Sports History, and Ripley's Believe It or Not