Gab and Kristy just watched Blade and they can't get enough of Donal Logue so they decide they're going to shit talk their way through Grounded For Life episode by episode. This week, they talk about DMX, Jackass 4, and of course, the goings on

Episode 17 - We're Back and What Day Is it?

Mar 15th, 2021 1h 22m

Kristy and Gab are back, and this time they try (and fail) to play Resident Evil 3 while talking about shit. It's been a hard month getting back into the swing of things, but they'll be better this time. The duo find out what kind of person the

Baby Making Application (Vegan/Not Vegan)

Feb 8th, 2021 1h 14m

If you want to be a parent, you should have to apply to make a baby. That's all. There's too many idiots just popping out kids and Gabe wants to talk about it. Kristy also thinks Gabe is full of shit when he says he can 100% this Vegan/Not Vega

The Newlywed Game Episode (Gabe and Kristy publish an hour long fight)

Feb 2nd, 2021 1h 3m

Have you ever been at a party and the hosts start squabbling in front of everyone and the vibe is ruined but they keep laughing and trying to get you to stay but you know dinner plates are about to be thrown against a wall? This isn't quite tha

Gross DMs from William H. Macy (Fuck the Wedding Industry Part 2)

Jan 25th, 2021 1h 12m

Okay, not really. But we do talk about both of those things. Gabe reads some of the disgusting DM's Kristy gets from dudes and boy is that gross. We also got a Theme Song for the show created by the most excellently talented Brett Price. We lov

Actual Sex Bitch Garbage: The Twitter Killer Story

Dec 21st, 2020 1h 22m

Kristy and Gabe talk about some Real Hot Girl Shit (trademark, we think). Kristy makes Gabe play a fun Ed Gein based game, which probably shouldn't be a thing. Kristy also brings Gabe up to speed on the Twitter Killer, a request via voicemail f

The Food is Their Dad! (Katherine Knight of Aberdeen, AUS)

Dec 14th, 2020 1h 23m

This week, Gabe and Kristy talk about, what else, themselves! There's some wedding updates (I'm not sure they actually get to those). Gabe enlightens you with the fact that Kristy LOVES fart humor, and Kristy blows Gabe's mind with more True Cr

Good Stupid Broad A.M.

Dec 8th, 2020 1h 15m

Kristy and Gabe talk about some gruesome true crime tales that Kristy has been listening to. Gabe has a calling to find the best cheese pizza in all of Maine. They watched some Christmas movies. It's been a fucking stressful 10 days. And ye

Fuck The Wedding Industry

Nov 23rd, 2020 1h 22m

Kristy and Gabe complain about all the different types of ways the wedding industry tries to fuck you in the butt. Seriously, it's mostly stories about that stuff. They've been taking a break from recording stuff because they want you to be as

Kristy is Down with the Sickness

Nov 16th, 2020 1h 51m

Oo-ah-ah-ah-ah...Kristy and Gabe talk about the garbage fire movie Wedding Camp (or something like that, they watch it so you don't have to). Kristy gives us a recap of what has been happening in The Mandalorian. Spoiler alert, she wasn't payi

Women Shit on Walls. They Just Do.

Nov 9th, 2020 1h 57m

Gabe pisses and moans about his time as a janitor at a famous clothing store. The two ding dongs tell the tale of how they met. It was on Tinder. I don't know how they go on about it for so long. Also, you can leave them voice messages now! Fe

The Kendrick Lamar of Dragonball Z

Nov 2nd, 2020 1h 27m

Kristy and Gabe talk a lot about Final Fantasy 7 Remake. Kristy has some good premises. The two talk about some relationship advice questions from Reddit. A lady's trans kid. A girl whose mom won't shut the fuck up. It's a good time.Also, you

The Hangover Part 4: Banging Your Sister

Oct 26th, 2020 1h 23m

Kristy and Gabe are hungover. They had a moderately good time the night before recording this and frankly, it shows. But the good news is they pushed on and really give it to a guy who wants to bang his half sister. So that's gross. More struct

1928 Hitler Cool

Oct 26th, 2020 1h 26m

Kristy and Gabe talk about how Hitler had a very short lived cool phase. Kristy has a creepy client, and a stalker! (Not that kind). We also reveal our October Halloween Movies We Have To Watch (aka OHMWHTW).Also, you can leave us voice messag

Patch Adams 2: The Bam Margera Story

Oct 19th, 2020 1h 24m

Gabe and Kristy talk about times they were dramatic little bitches, and shows that really just don't hold up. Other stuff, too. And then they go to the zoo.Also, you can leave us voice messages now! Feel free to drop us a line with your questi

Honey, I Beat Up Our Gay Son

Oct 12th, 2020 1h 52m

Kristy and Gabe are at it again, talking about anything and everything with their listeners on the live stream of today's episode! We talk about a couple people with some real difficult relationship decisions and mostly one lady just tootin' he

It Was A Daredevil Reference

Oct 12th, 2020 1h 36m

Kristy and Gabe talk about trashy weddings, her fake tits, a little girl yells at a street pastor, and SmokePurpp does the worst freestyle we've ever heard.--- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/horriblycodependent/message

Jerk Off To Your Friends

Oct 12th, 2020 1h 44m

Kristy and Gabe talk about a whole number of things while she plays a round of League of Legends. Kristy also fails to maintain her composure at around 28:00 minutes, so we're sorry? Nah. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/horri

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