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41 - y'allidarity

Jun 14th, 2022 58m 5s

a hot ‘n’ ready episode, just for you! jake talks having “ocpt,” his trip to arkansas, the sacred concept of “y’allidarity,” some absolute madness from his hometown of springtown, a madman principal from dallas, a christian nightmare death meta

40 - bad with a capital B

Jun 2nd, 2022 1h 15m

jake gets right back into it after a long hiatus, explaining “summer jake,” why johnny dip and amber turd should both be gulagged, a legal embattlement with the city of d*llas, the absurdity of the uvalde responses by the demons who run texas,

039 - my real business

Aug 26th, 2021 1h 11m

we’re back and better than ever folks! jake delivers a jam-packed episode about going back to teaching, refutes the practice of teachers policing bathroom breaks, the personal joy he gleans from freaking out teenagers, the Paris Texas dress cod

038 - colorado

Jul 22nd, 2021 1h 3m

we’re back! after an exclusive t-pain musical number, jake regales us with a tale of hippies, rednecks, wildlife, rapids, and a beautiful concert experience. did some real white people shit in the woods and (barely) lived to tell about it. then

037 - hyep!

Jun 26th, 2021 1h 5m

hey my dudes dallas’ number one independent podcast is back and better than ever. jake talks about his new home, recalls the time he passed out in a tattoo shop, reviews some christian nightmares (god hates video games, a stupid pastor shirt, f

036 - moving up

Jun 11th, 2021 1h 10m

weeeeee're back babies, happy horsefeathers friday! after shamelessly getting your attention, jake rambles about moving, senior pranks, tales from driving uber, a lady fighting a bear bare-handed, new laws aimed at teachers (and why they won't

035 - off of my cold, dead butt

May 8th, 2021 1h 7m

happy horsefeathers saturday! jake talks a little bit of teacher appreciation shenanigans, hesitancy to make summer plans, the first tardy to be given post-covid, the superiority of joggers over all other pants, the abject absurdity of "crimina

034 - g'mornin!

Apr 30th, 2021 1h 9m

this episode has it all, folks. jake talks how his RAT BASTARD of a neighbor is trying to steal his wife, what to do when a bobcat attacks, freakin' snobs judging people for their dietary choices, a nyc mayoral candidate teaches us how to run a

033 - go bowling

Mar 28th, 2021 1h 3m

what up we're back after a brief hiatus with some rip roarin' content folks. after describing his current look as "approachable charles manson," jake rambles about post-covid airports, fat iguanas, conspiratorially inclined taxi drivers, a "gus

032 - it's a potato

Feb 26th, 2021 1h 4m

we’re back my duuuuuuuuuuudes and jake is talking all sorts of nonsense about kid-punching youth pastors, the absurd implication that our students are in an way “behind,” how he’ll probably be fine if he gets the ‘rona, how everyone loves telli

031 - man haunch

Feb 13th, 2021 1h 29m

a classic episode of your favorite podcast! jake is cooped up with his family on a “snow” day and sits down to talk how terrible texans are at driving in adverse conditions, recounts being walked in on in the bathroom at work (along with all of

030 - artisanal recipes for eating the rich

Feb 2nd, 2021 1h 25m

an action-packed, extra long episode! jake talks his recent misadventures in donating to goodwill (never again), the satisfaction that comes with seeing rich people cry, the physical impossibility of trying to make sense of the stock market, so

029 - dinosaur buttholes

Jan 24th, 2021 1h 17m

it’s a little late but worth the wait! jake talks getting triggered by a ted cruz sign, breaking new ground by doing the first ever (probably) standing podcast, the health horrors that await long-term sitters according to webmd, and a thiccq se

028 - free joe the pigeon

Jan 15th, 2021 1h 11m

it’s our greatest episode yet! jake’s flying solo as he rambles about Texas “snow,” leaving skateboarding kids alone, the totally clear and not at all confusing rollout of the vaccine, the dicey campaign to make America read again, and some new

027 - go to therapy, not the capitol

Jan 8th, 2021 1h 9m

well push me down and mace me, it’s a new episode! jake rants with marshall about the fiasco at the capital. this ep has it all: people losing their jobs, in-studio screams, revolutionary karens, both amen AND a woman, this fuckin’ guy, influen

026 - steppin' on leprechauns

Jan 2nd, 2021 1h 5m

for this very special first episode of 2021, we're joined by our first guest co-host, the lovely MRS. horsefeathers herself, lauren! recorded live from our marital bed! SCANdalous! we reflect on the year and talk putting pressure on the holiday

025 - santa's a narc

Dec 18th, 2020 1h 18m

episode 25! like the 25th! like christmas! it's a miracle! jake's alone again as he works out the possibility that the holidays aren’t so cheerful for some folks, driving in adverse conditions, cursed work holiday traditions (including the curs

024 - the chull 'n' rull

Dec 11th, 2020 1h 1m

welcome back sweet marshall! we spend some time catching up, talking raising puppies and pigs, the busted macy’s thanksgiving day parade, making our kids watch “big mouth” instead of having the talk, dinosaur boners, marshall’s trip to the peni

023 - gazebo lion

Dec 5th, 2020 1h 5m

hey dudes did you survive thanksgiving?? we're talking little joys of dog ownership, reaching out to our international listeners, giving you what you really came here for: fitness advice, getting yelled at by coaches, we ask the burning questio

022 - the saint of terrible advice

Nov 20th, 2020 1h 13m

another brilliant dive into the human condition! jake talks adventures in DIY shelving, a salute to the women who work at home depot, watching teacher-related shows, justin beiber's pastor in trouble (and why you should never be hot), ben "DAP"

021 - a more comfortable badger

Nov 13th, 2020 1h 13m

jake talks coming out of s.a.d., childhood pets, important differences in cat and dog ownership, and brings you news that’s important: another race fakin’ white lady, the black gay guy who’s actually a straight white guy, coping with loss with

020 - the most most most most most genius man in the whole world

Nov 3rd, 2020 1h 6m

a (mostly) apolitical election week escape/encouragement! we’re talking about old guy contests, the biden bus bandits in texas, the innate joy of the lazy river, the unspoken social structure of water parks, kanye’s sneaky “genius” on joe rogan

019 - you're a good godzilla

Oct 23rd, 2020 1h 13m

we back my duuuuudes! jake returns to fill your mind hole with nonsense such as but not limited to Halloween safety warnings, his childhood godzilla obsession and costume, being particular as a kid, ramblings about his time building fence and t

018 - not enough and too much

Oct 9th, 2020 1h 12m

this episode was made hot ‘n’ ready with vine-ripened california tomatoes and 100% REAL mozzarella! we’re talking the best of trashy pizza, the state of rock music today, predictions of the rest of 2020’s terrible news, rooting on jimmy butler