It looks like my parents have sold my father’s optometric office… and I am dead happy! And also freaking the crap out. Do you have any idea how much stuff a family can store in 4000 square feet of office? A lot. They can store a lot. We now have three weekends in which to move, toss, donate, or otherwise destroy upwards of 80 years worth of collected junk. My father thought it would be cool to keep all of my grandfather’s stuff o_O Gah. We so dead.

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Factoid of the Week:
Arachibutyrophobia is the fear of peanut butter sticking to the roof of your mouth.

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Words of Wisdom:
No man in the world has more courage than the man who can stop after eating one peanut. -Channing Pollock