I have had SO many issues with needing to pee and having no where to go over the last two weeks. Yesterday, there was a giant hole in the floor and wall of my bathroom. I had to give the guys a heads up every time I went pee, so they wouldn’t peep their heads through like some sort of perverted meerkat.

Before that, the water was shut off, so I just went into the garage and peed in a cup… -_-

And NOW… they have the bathroom blocked off with a ladder and equipment because they are putting a hole in the ceiling right beside the door.

I just want to be able to pee… in a toilet… when I need to.

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