It was meant to rain all day, but it’s been 60 and sunny… so, I skipped a walk with a friend (because we thought it was going to rain) and went to a CROWDED dance class instead. So many new people were there for some reason o_O I felt encroached on. Everyone has their certain spots on the floor and when new people come in… they don’t know the procedure and just muck everything up.

I did meet a woman who speaks German, though… So that was fun. Her accent is awful, but it’s someone to practice with YAY! (I am a snob. Don’t @ me.)

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Factoid of the Week:
The vanilla orchid (and its vanilla bean) is the only commercially grown orchid crop (Vanilla planifolia).

Wild parrots are destroying poppies to feed their opium addiction
Wyoming district will open 1-student school next fall
Man delivering food allegedly dips testicles in salsa over low tip
Meet Sheffield man who drinks a pint of his own URINE every day

Words of Wisdom:
Like a lovely orchid, or anything else that’s nurtured, marriage prospers and grows, but if it’s ignored, it withers. -Michael Douglas